A Giant Step in Cloning
mernil writes "The Independent reports: "A technical breakthrough has enabled scientists to create for the first time dozens of cloned embryos from adult monkeys, raising the prospect of the same procedure being used to make cloned human embryos."
Can I make a Beowulf Cluster of cloned embryos ?
now all we need to work on is cloning typewriters, and we'll be set!
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I for one welcome our Shakespeare-typing overlords.
If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play with himself as a child?
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They still haven't solved the #1 problem with cloning though: why would I want another one of me? My exact genes aren't that great as is.
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Heh, not quite quick enough there. Need more monkeys.
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I'm sure there's a patent infringement there.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
You're mixing your metaphors.
It's either 'A Multifold Advance in Cloning' or 'A Giant Step in Genetic Engineering of Monkeys with really big legs'.
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How soon before we take some of the "icemans" cells and try to clone him? It may be interesting to see what has happened to man over the course of 5000 years. Of course that would require ignoring all ethical issues.
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Here is the BBC News article since the original article seems to be down. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7094215.stm
Just because you CAN do something, it doesn't mean you SHOULD do something. I'm sure (or would like to believe) there was a spirited, well thought out debate on ethical issues, complete with people from all sides participating. I can't read the article to be sure because it appears to have been slashdotted.
"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." -Albert Einstein
1. Clone monkeys.
2. Give them wings.
3. Fly my pretties, fly!!! Fly! Fly! Fly!
You're thinking about this cloning thing all wrong. Think Scarlet Johannson.
even though it does not create any new information.
Imagine, all those republicans will not have to go to the toilets room and toe tap. Instead, they can simply grab themselves. Literally. This would have helped Haggard, craig, curtis, etc. Afterall they could argue that it does not make you gay if you give yourself a BJ and will say that it is like masturbation.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
Sure, with a bit of extra work you'll be able to clone octopus-human chimeras... But is it better than having sex?
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... to make sure that we overpopulate the planet as quickly as possible.
You'd think two-thousand-year-old questions would generally be easy, but I'm still working on this one...
On the day you were one, you became two. But when you become two, what will will you do?
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~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
Not that huge step to be honest. They can create viable embryos easier, yay for them. However, they haven't been able to grow a baby monkey despite trying for 100 times so far.
Tech has "some" room for refinement right there..
The world does need more human beings, the ol' fashion way is pretty inefficient, and of course reducing genetic variety is a good idea.
I've been thinking for some time now that sometime in the next 25 years we might be able to clone body parts, but to get good parts wouldn't you need/want a copy of your DNA that is good without too many errors (like photocopies of photocopies).
Question for somebody out there? Should we invest in keeping a good copy of our DNA somewhere, a sample from youth or something?
In Brave New World , the Bokanovsky Process was the means by which one clone could easily be multiplied many times.
[...] By which time the original egg was in a fair way to becoming anything from eight to ninety-six embryos- a prodigious improvement, you will agree, on nature. Identical twins-but not in piddling twos and threes as in the old viviparous days, when an egg would sometimes accidentally divide; actually by dozens, by scores at a time.
*shudder*
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The everywhere girl! Then we can have the everywhere girl for all time! It's a cultural investment for our children. Won't someone think of the children!
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The problem with clones is that to get an exact duplicate, they'd have to give them and exact life experience. Won't happen.
Clone Einstein, and you're most likely to get my brother-in-law. He is a genius. Smart. But the laziest son-of-a-bitch you are likely to meet. He was tested early, school came easy, everyone treated him like a prodigy. As a result, he coasted through life. Ended up NOT going to college and becoming a half-rate photographer. Without the formal higher education, he is still good. He can read science journals and expound upon the theory behind the articles and hold his own with some laser physicists I know. But, he lacks the drive and the imagination to really put that brain to work.
The Einstein that we had was a unique individual, the sum of all his experiences. Clone him now, give him an XBox 360 Mark V with Quantum Interface and he'll play Halo 10 all day long and never amount to anything.
Besides, cloning takes the fun out of reproduction. I heartily recommend it to those of you who haven't tried the real thing, yet.
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In order to be legal the clone would need to be frozen Han Solo-style for 18 years shortly after birth.
Of course, if the clone then underwent accelerated growth in preparation for fighting in some war, MJ would be out of luck.
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If you clone, half of them must be evil?
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Do we really want the answer to the heredity/environment question?
If you clone me and raise the clone in a different environment than I had growing up, and the clone's personality turns out to be a lot like me, then everything I am was more-or-less predetermined from birth.
That would really SUCK.
However, if the clone was a unique individual no matter what I guess it would be ok.
I guess I really just want the answer I want!
Let's not get into a discussion that the clone might not have a soul. Or maybe it would have a fractional soul (like Voldomort).
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... beside myself at the thought that this might happen.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You could make 8 Michael Jackson copies and they could play with each other.
From a Health Care, and Insurance Industry perspective, cloning has some very nice side benefits. If these two industries clients continue to grow and make new clients, then the monthly financial outcome will only grow bigger. When even the most stubborn of surviving detractors notice that their numbers are monotonically diminishing, then this "Moral Issue" will dissolve. I think a simple poll of anyone who has had an Organ failure, a limb lost, or an incurable illness, will, to a person, accept a cloned replacement part; Without hesitation. What a blessing it would be if your body was destroyed by some tragic event, and all you lost was a day's work, or day's vacation.
To all those that think this would be great for cloning Natalie Portman/Angelina Jolie etc...
You forget that you will have to wait till they grow up by which time you will be an old wrinkly.
The genes used to clone your chosen celebrity will already be 30 years old(or whatever age the star is) when you clone them. Genes degrade over time. They also have various functions switched on and off through time. If a child is born with the genes of a 30 year old, this causes all sorts of physical problems which means the clone rarely develps beyond the foetal stage. This is in-fact the main reason that most clones fail. If I remember correctly, it took 180 attempts to get a live birth of a cloned sheep (Dolly).
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Think of the children.... NO.
Great I can see it now, Bush in a special address to Congress.
"To ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first [United States] Empire! For a safe and secure... society!"
A cloned chimp would be a different individual from an electoral point of view, right?
GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
This question coming from my ignorance...but since people mention freezing the cloned body parts for later use or even full grown clones, how is it that the tissue and cells are not damaged? We are made up of lots of water, water freezes into ice crystals. I get an image of a thin balloon filled with water being frozen, and then being punctured by ice. Except that the body has tons of water in a million of different places. Beyond sharp ice within cells, are there any other obstacles to freezing spare organs and humans?
Here is what I am thinking....clone a bunch of people, and then have a giant Battle Royale...no 'real' person gets hurt and everyone gets an afternoon of fun
Power corrupts...and absolute power is kinda neat
But do grits have DNA, and can they be cloned?
The basic principle is that the highly-ordered molecules on which the chromosomes are mounted are birefringent (they change the polarization-state of light), so if you know what the original polarization state was and if you can measure the state afterwards, then you can detect those molecules, even though they are transparent. As the BBC article says, this means you don't need to use toxic dyes to find them (which is obviously a bad idea, if you want the egg to actually survive the process).
How feasible of an idea is that? we need storage space for 6 billion bodies, plus all that power requirements for the cooling, thats nice. Well, it will work for me since I am an architect who will be designing those extra buildings, but good luck convincing other people. The idea behind cloning organs for transplants should be a print-like operation. You have all your biometric info stored digitally, and at one time you need a kidney, or a heart or anything else, they pull the data and clone you the organ that you need, not the whole body, and try to store it...
But how many asses do they have?
"You forget that you will have to wait till they grow up"
You vastly overestimate the morality of guys who crave Natalie Portman. A lot of guys would probably only have to wait 10 years tops!
If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
Or, The Island.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Let's say we can actually remove the brain of a clone and keep the body somewhat intact for spare parts.
Looking at the past history and current society, it would be certain that some individual would find a way to (and would really want to) have sex with the body.
Since reproduction/procreation is a purely physical process that does not need brain interaction to work properly. We would then end up with legitimate children of a body and a jerk. How would you classify those children. Are they children of the living mom whose body produced the child, simply child of a body and what would be their social ranking/role/responsibilities.
Moreover, we would not be far away from the possibility of body/identify hijacking using a different brain or a computerized brain. We could be seriously screwed up having to fight our own body.
If we start growing full bodies for replacement parts, we might end up with serious problems. And those problems are ignoring all possible moral/ethical issues we might have on our way to get there.
One step closer to my army of flying monkeys!
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Geez, JUST when we've eliminated almost every monkey habitat in the world, such that they face extinction across the board, along comes a cloning process.
I guess that's great for the labs that need monkeys--they can clone their favorite, and let the rest fade away.
Maybe, just maybe, some genius can clone native habitat so that our little cousins can thrive once again. Probably best if this process is robotic, cuz at our current pace, we will face our own extinction all too soon.
You forgot a big difference -- immune system. Humans of 5000 years ago would probably not be as adept at coping with modern diseases. This is one area where humans are in a veritable arms race with microbes and viruses.
Right now a technology is being developed to print organs.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=1603783&page=1
Recently developers had a major breakthrough in actually building a fully (or mostly) functional heart. Combined with a mature form of therapeutic cloning it could allow a fully grown blank to be printed and ready for a brain in far less then 20 years.
In addition there has been interesting research done related to donor organs. If young organ is transplanted in older patient it ages rapidly and (I think) vice versa. I couldn't find a related article unfortunately. What this means though is that older brain transplanted in younger blank would be rejuvenated or at least repaired to a point where it wont have a stroke soon after transplantation.
And presto! Low tech immortality.
The poster wanted them for their education.
Just their organs.