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$999 For a Complete DNA Scan, Worth it?

DoroSurfer writes "ZDNet is reporting that 23andme.com will open its doors on Monday, allowing you to send them a cheek swab and have your DNA analyzed for $999 (plus shipping, of course... ;)). So what's a thousand bucks buy you? They can tell you your ancient ancestry, They can tell you what diseases you're predisposed to, They give you a "Gene Explorer" that allows you to do a search in your genome to find out if you have a certain gene (e.g., you just heard on the news that Gene XYZ has been linked to Alzheimer's Disease)."

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  1. Recommended viewing by suso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looks like someone hasn't watched Gattaca.

    They may have a nice privacy statement, but that doesn't mean any thing if they aren't really enforcing it. Who knows?

    1. Re:Recommended viewing by darthflo · · Score: 1

      [...] if they aren't really enforcing it, you might have wanted to use at least a fake name, even better a disposable P.O. box address.

    2. Re:Recommended viewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While interesting, that movie is flawed. It stated that technically, genetic discrimination was against the law, but nobody really adhered to it. In reality, companies that didn't hire due to some genetic test would have been sued into bankruptcy. Great story plot though.

    3. Re:Recommended viewing by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They may have a nice privacy statement, but that doesn't mean any thing if they aren't really enforcing it. Who knows?
      So why bother disclosing your real information? I don't know what the payment methods will be, but signup under an alias and them mail them an untraceable money order. They may have your exact genetic makeup, but if they don't know who you are, your DNA might as well be anonymous itself.

      Taking it a bit further, it seems like a good way of dealing with privacy in this area is to hide things in plain sight. Make everyone's data available but assign a unique ID that only the submitter will know. Then you can browse your DNA and everyone else's but no one will know who any of it belongs to.

      I know, I know. You could probably just data-mine the DNA itself to figure out individual identities. In the future, if you ever go to another site and put it a few genes (for whatever purpose) that get linked to your real identity, you will be screwed. But hey, how's that any different than data mining Netflix?
    4. Re:Recommended viewing by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They may have a nice privacy statement, but that doesn't mean any thing if they aren't really enforcing it. Who knows?
      Wouldn't they fall under HIPAA since this involves medical testing and records?
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    5. Re:Recommended viewing by macklin01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know, I know. You could probably just data-mine the DNA itself to figure out individual identities. In the future, if you ever go to another site and put it a few genes (for whatever purpose) that get linked to your real identity, you will be screwed. But hey, how's that any different than data mining Netflix?

      Well, if somebody finds my Netflix data, they may find out my most secret movie preferences. If insurance companies or employers link me to my DNA and discover a genetic pre-disposition to brain cancer or a debilitating disease, I'll never get health insurance again, and the misfortune will probably extend to any offspring as well. And would anybody hire you (and again, your children) if you have a genetic pre-disposition to MS or some other debilitating condition? Prospective employers are already googling for damaging Facebook information; just wait until genes enter the mix!

      Until good privacy protections and anti-discriminatory legislation are in place, we're talking about a whole different level of risk. -- Paul

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    6. Re:Recommended viewing by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      But hey, how's that any different than data mining Netflix?

      Your Netflix rental history isn't as helpful for a nosey insurance company looking to drop policyholders with genetic predisposition for expensive illnesses.

    7. Re:Recommended viewing by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yeah..I was wondering exactly when the information would be released to the insurance companies, so they can cherry pick people even better than they do now. I've heard anecdotal evidence that they've even turned down people for coverage due to athlete's foot as a pre-existing condition!?!?

      After that...I wonder how long before the various branches of government will require this DNA data be turned over for the US Homeland security national DNA database?? Of course, we won't know about it...this will be required with a national security letter, which will gag the company from even mentioning the requirement.

      More and more I find that Python wasn't just being funny with the skit "The Importance of not being Seen", they were prophetical.....

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    8. Re:Recommended viewing by Dramacrat · · Score: 0

      Insurance is a scam, anyway.

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    9. Re:Recommended viewing by Sigismundo · · Score: 1

      You know what else really ticked me off about that movie? That the detective heading up the murder investigation at Gattaca Corp. just happens to be the main character's brother. That just seemed like a totally implausible coincidence to me. It paved the way for that showdown at the end of the movie where Ethan Hawke proves that the human spirit can overcome any genetic defect, which came across as really corny (and also untrue).

      It's really too bad, since the movie had a great feel for a dystopian future, and some great scenes with that doctor.

      Anyways, it's not hard to see a future where corporations ARE allowed to submit employees to genetic testing. Corporations could influence legislation such that it might be voluntary at first, and only for very important jobs where people's lives are at stake. Would you want an airline pilot who has a genetic predisposition to panic attacks? From there it would be a slippery slope...

    10. Re:Recommended viewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dood they have ur DNA it contains everthing about u they would just look at the part than incodes ur name.

    11. Re:Recommended viewing by pintpusher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No it's not. It's a very effective and profitable way of using fear to separate people from their money.

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    12. Re:Recommended viewing by ncalsmitty1369 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Aren't there laws about illegal wire tapping?

    13. Re:Recommended viewing by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Aren't there laws about illegal wire tapping?
      That has 100% nothing to do with what we are talking about. What is your point?

      And, one involves a corrupt government, while the other involves laws that apply to (among other things), private healthcare companies.

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    14. Re:Recommended viewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true. Just like the way age, sex, religious and racial discrimination have all been eliminated in hiring today. Oh, wait.

    15. Re:Recommended viewing by Fnordulicious · · Score: 1

      It used to be that way. Now health insurance is just part of the health care system in America, unless you're absurdly rich and have wads of cash laying about. Have you tried to get any sort of health care beyond the emergency room without health insurance? Good luck, and enjoy the endless rounds of bill collectors.

    16. Re:Recommended viewing by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Apparently you can tell with at least some accuracy someone's sexual orientation and political leanings from their movie preferences. Not that either of those is a debilitating disease, but in many states either or both are treated as considerably worse afflictions.

    17. Re:Recommended viewing by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, why should the company match personally identifiable information with genetic information? Granted, to some degree genetic information is the data.

      One way would look like this. The customer buys a package which has the sample kit, a pair of postage guaranteed mailers with no return address, a ten sided die, and a sample container with a universally unique, random identifier. The customer takes the sample and places it in the container. He then rolls the ten sided die to generate a fifteen digit PIN, which he records on a two ply form. He puts the identified sample in one mailer, along with the list of tests to be performed. The sample ID and PIN pairing go in a separate mailer, and he can mail them from a different place if need be.

      When the sample/sample id and sample id/pin arrive, they are treated in a way that precludes reconstructing any PII without collusion between parties. Probably each of these goes to a different place, which is different from the test lab. The customer receives his PIN encrypted data by one time download from an Internet site.

      Of course if you're a Nepali-Apache-Basque albino, you're probably at a disadvantage on the genetic privacy front, so you make sure you don't order any health tests and ancestry tests on the same sample. In fact, this might be a good policy in general: no sample should be screened for more than one kind of data: you either screen a sample for a disease, or for ancestry information but not both. Customers desiring both services have to submit two samples.

      I'd consider using the service if it were as secure as the one I describe. Anything less I'd be very concerned with. Associating genetic information with PII is a very, very bad idea; associating genetic samples with PII is just as bad, unless there is a compelling reason to do so.

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    18. Re:Recommended viewing by drjzzz · · Score: 1

      data-mine the DNA itself to figure out individual identities. If you merely want to identify people, the whole genome is overkill. In a letter published in the July 28 2006 issue of Science, Lin, Altman and Owen wrote (emphasis added):

      Modest numbers of SNPs, especially those statistically independent ones, are as identifiable as social security numbers (1). Twenty statistically independent SNPs from single gene loci could pose more of a privacy threat than 75 SNPs with high LD from multiple gene loci. Even releasing eight SNPs can be risky for individuals with rare alleles, particularly if they are associated with a known phenotype.

      SNPs can be typed on a massive scale for much less than $0.05 each.
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    19. Re:Recommended viewing by oni · · Score: 1
    20. Re:Recommended viewing by maetenloch · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wouldn't they fall under HIPAA since this involves medical testing and records?
      No, because you explicitly give permission for the insurance company to view your medical records as part of your coverage agreement. If you want to keep medical information truly private, pay for it out of pocket.
    21. Re:Recommended viewing by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, one difference is that you can hardly hide your age, sex and race, so you don't even have to ask, while you cannot see anyone's genome unless some very special test is performed. Religion is somewhere in the middle, because you can somewhat hide it, but you still can check it to some degree without directly asking for it (by asking questions whose answers are likely influenced by your religion).

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    22. Re:Recommended viewing by Apostata · · Score: 1

      Your Netflix rental history isn't as helpful for a nosey insurance company looking to drop policyholders with genetic predisposition for expensive illnesses. So you haven't rented Showgirls, have you?
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    23. Re:Recommended viewing by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      But it'll mean cheaper premiums for the rest of us. :)

    24. Re:Recommended viewing by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      at has 100% nothing to do with what we are talking about. What is your point? And, one involves a corrupt government, while the other involves laws that apply to (among other things), private healthcare companies. Well, for one, more than the "corrupt government" can conduct illegal wiretap surveilance, as the HP fiasco should illustrate. Additionally, you assume a little too confidently that such things as HIPAA laws would prevent any and all abuse by, of all organizations, medical insurance companies. We're aren't exactly talking about the most ethical of folks here.
    25. Re:Recommended viewing by SomeGuyTyping · · Score: 1

      if it's "ILLEGAL wire tapping" then there has to be laws, otherwise the phrase is nonsense. So, your question is pointless.

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    26. Re:Recommended viewing by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      "t paved the way for that showdown at the end of the movie where Ethan Hawke proves that the human spirit can overcome any genetic defect, which came across as really corny (and also untrue)."

      While it was a bit contrived, it in no way said the human spirit can overcome a genetic defect. What it said was genetics don't predetermine ability or destiny. If you want something bad enough, you shouldn't let someone tell you you can't have it just because you don't "fit" whatever you're supposed to. There's a big difference between those two thought processes.

      It also said that there are some things worth dying for, even dreams that are "impossible". (That's how he won the show-down with his brother after all...he was willing to die for it.)

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    27. Re:Recommended viewing by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Well that makes me feel better. I'll just rush right out and submit DNA results to all future employers and tell the doctors insurance is a scam.

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    28. Re:Recommended viewing by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1
      And would anybody hire you (and again, your children) if you have a genetic pre-disposition to MS or some other debilitating condition?

      As opposed to a pre-disposition to Linux you mean?

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    29. Re:Recommended viewing by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      And would anybody hire you (and again, your children) if you have a genetic pre-disposition to MS or some other debilitating condition?


      As opposed to a pre-disposition to Linux you mean?

      You mean, if they detect penguin genes in your cells?
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    30. Re:Recommended viewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to keep medical information truly private, pay for it out of pocket.

      And in my experience they may still send the info to your insurer. Happened to me and HIPPA did not prevent it. It was pure greed on the part of the hospital. I even phoned them while on vacation to verify that they would be sending the bill to me... nope...

      HIPPA doesn't mean much when it comes to your individual privacy.

    31. Re:Recommended viewing by Sanat · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You mean, if they detect penguin genes in your cells?"

      Reminds me of the story of Tux the penguin who took his truck in to have it fixed.

      He had to wait for the repair to be made so decided to grab a snack and ate some ice cream. Since penguins don't have hands he got some ice cream on his face while eating his snack.

      He returned to the mechanic and asked what the mechanic found. The mechanic said "Looks like you blew a seal"

      Tux said "No! it's ice cream."

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    32. Re:Recommended viewing by talis9 · · Score: 1

      If there really was a genetic pre-disposition to MS then you can guarantee Bill would be trying to get gene therapy in to colleges to introduce the gene to as many people as possible. And the way college students screw around you can bet the genes would be spread pretty far.

    33. Re:Recommended viewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
    34. Re:Recommended viewing by tkw954 · · Score: 1

      If insurance companies ... discover a genetic pre-disposition to brain cancer or a debilitating disease, I'll never get health insurance again.
      Yes, but *my* health insurance will be cheaper.
    35. Re:Recommended viewing by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      After that...I wonder how long before the various branches of government will require this DNA data be turned over for the US Homeland security national DNA database??

      You mean CODIS? I would guess that they can only have it turned over with a warrant and only under the assumption they believe the suspect is a customer of 23andme. Just like any other database that *already* exists which contains information on a suspect (credit cards, telephone, etc.). Do you think your paranoia will carry over into the next Administration?

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    36. Re:Recommended viewing by zerkon · · Score: 1

      Just a thought, but I'm guessing the number of people who are not genetically pre-disposed to ANY diseases AT ALL is very small. I mean really, there's 3 BILLION base sequence pairs and I know they don't all do stuff but I'd bet if you look hard enough you can find something wrong with everyone.

      Additionally, it seems logical that people who get bad news in the results would be MORE likely to take better care of themselves, and those that got good news would be less likely to take care of themselves.

      Seeing as how the 3 leading causes of death in the US (heart disease, cancer, and stroke) are preventable (eat better, stop smoking, eat better) (and before I get flamed I KNOW it isn't that simple... shut up I'm making a point), it would seem that it makes better business sense to penalize the "healthy" people more.

      but hell, maybe I'm just cynical

    37. Re:Recommended viewing by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 1

      Even if *they* dont release the info to insurance companies, if you have the test and find out you have a predisposition/condition and then dont tell them (and they find out) they'll get you not disclosing a "pre-existing" condition. I think on my previous policy there was even an ambiguous clause of "is there anything else you want to tell us?"

      I think there may have also been a requirement for genetic testing for certain (?) diseases if an immediate family member was diagnosed and suffering from said diseases.

    38. Re:Recommended viewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if somebody finds my Netflix data, they may find out my most secret movie preferences. If insurance companies or employers link me to my DNA and discover a genetic pre-disposition to brain cancer or a debilitating disease, I'll never get health insurance again, and the misfortune will probably extend to any offspring as well. And would anybody hire you (and again, your children) if you have a genetic pre-disposition to MS or some other debilitating condition You do know you aren't allowed a pre-disposition to MS on slashdot. ;)
    39. Re:Recommended viewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that would be clever if Bill still worked for them and wasn't busy cashing out all his stocks and giving away more money to poor people each day than you will earn in your lifetime. Really now, move on to a new enemy buddy, the "evil bill" thing doesn't fit anymore.

    40. Re:Recommended viewing by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      In the final swim scene Hawke's character says something like (after his brother asks him how he's doing it) "You want to know how I beat you? I never left anything for the return swim." And then he goes and saves his genetically superior brother from drowning on the return swim. And swims all the way back not just alone but pulling his brother. Talk about plot holes. Yikes. Still I liked that movie a lot despite those flaws. And the soundtrack, especially during that swim scene is just incredible. You could make anything seem dramatic with that music. And there is a valid point in there somewhere. You just have to look for it. It is hard for us to really answer the essential question as to whether genetic testing can really completely predict who will truly be the best at something. Since we don't have the techonology yet. I don't think this is a simple issue of technological advancement. I don't really agree with the point the movie was belaboring however. Something about the human spirit overcoming... blah blah. Totally weak.

      BTW, for those short slashdotters out there, that technique for making you taller they used in the movie is a very old one, supposedly becoming very popular in China at the moment. It is called the ilizarov technique.

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    41. Re:Recommended viewing by TheElite · · Score: 1

      I'd say this company is somewhat behind. There are quite a few companies that do DNA testing. Not sure if this company also take the test and send it to another company to make the vitamin or not. But there are some out, that do exactly this for 1/4th the price. Link is below to one of the many. No way $999 is worth paying. You could get everyone in your family one for 999. Link to the site: http://www.marketamerica.com/yourhealthmatters/index.cfm?action=shopping.wpBrandsDetail&brandCode=281 If you have any questions please let me know. I'd be more than happy to let you know what its all about.

  2. No. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Not worth it at all.

    1. Re:No. by FalconZero · · Score: 4, Informative

      With regard to being 'worth it'. It's also worth noting that despite the article title, this isn't a complete sequence. 23andMe will scan ~550,000 Single nucleotide polymorphisms (SNPs) out of the (roughly) 10 million SNPs humans have, which is again quite different from a complete sequencing of the 3 billion base pairs in human DNA.

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    2. Re:No. by G-News.ch · · Score: 1

      999$ for a scare is quite steep. I can go to the movies and be scared for less than 10$.

    3. Re:No. by jim_redwagon · · Score: 3, Funny

      the most surprising thing i have read so far is that there are still movie theatres charging less than $10!!

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    4. Re:No. by ed1park · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe that a full sequence like Watson had could be done for as little as $100,000. If not now, then soon.

    5. Re:No. by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly, and we don't have any particular reason to believe at this point, that those 550k include all of the ones that would be interesting anyways. A complete sequence would be far more useful even before we know what everything does, because later on one could reinterpret the sequence without having to do it a second time.

      One could much more easily go in later and interpret the sequence, than have to do it a second time to fill in the missing gaps.

      Personally, I'm going to pass at least until I can have my entire DNA sequenced. I may even then wait depending upon the level of concern I have for what is done with the information.

    6. Re:No. by Intron · · Score: 1

      But for an extra $50 they will name a star after you!

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    7. Re:No. by swillden · · Score: 1

      One could much more easily go in later and interpret the sequence, than have to do it a second time to fill in the missing gaps.

      I'm not so sure about that. It seems to me that sequencing technology will improve and that it will be easier/cheaper to do the full sequence in the future than it is right now.

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    8. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And we could do it even faster if it weren't for those black people slowing us down.

      IMHO, Watson is no better than those damn trolls that posts comments immediately after articles appear. Sad that he could make a contribution to science, yet still be so immature and misguided.

    9. Re:No. by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm going to pass at least until I can have my entire DNA sequenced.
      I think the 80/20 (or 99/1) principle is operative here. Most of your DNA doesn't even code for anything, and most of the rest is not yet well understood. I'd guess most of the medical value can be had with a small subset. By the time a full scan is affordable, you might miss out on 10 years of targeted preventative maintenance, preventing over $1000 in future medical treatment. I agree it would be much more satisfying from a collector's mindset to have the whole thing, but look at it this way, do you get a full body xray when you go to the dentist?

      (All that said, I'm not running out to get this unless there is some evidence that it's a payoff, i.e. until my insurance will pay for it!)

    10. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. If it were a complete sequence - meaning that it could determine anything that might become interesting in the future, as well as those things we can check for today - I'd gladly pay much more than that for such a sequencing.

      Currently...? I'd probably pay the nearly 1k if I was worried enough that I had one of the conditions they know how to test for based on the scan. I might do that anyhow, although I'd prefer to wait for a more comprehensive test to become available, even if it's more expensive.

      It's not that I'm paranoid about genetic diseases (or the predisposition to them), but if you can afford the tests, sums in the order of 1k or even 10k are cheap if they can be useful in determining major factors affecting your health in the future... Treating conditions early will generally significantly increase both your life expectancy and your quality of life.

    11. Re:No. by mauthbaux · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had a longer response to this typed up, but it was nearly incomprehensible. Here are the main points:

      1: There's only about 20k-25k protein-coding genes (ORFs - open reading frames) in the genome.
      2: There's a lot more going on in our cells than we know about. About a third of the mRNA transcripts in a cell can't be adequately explained by our current understanding of transcription.
      3: Of the genetic diseases we know of, they can all (AFAIK) be explained by polymorphisms in the ORFs, or their associated regulatory elements. In other words, point #2 may not be as big of a deal as you'd think.
      4: Sequencing your entire genome is entirely impractical. First, because a complete transcript is nearly impossible (centromeres and telomeres especially, but SINE and LINE elements as well); and Second, because our current tools wouldn't be able to pick out the unexplainable transcripts anyway. Then there's the matter of cost...
      5: Due to the fact that they're targeting SNPs, I'm assuming that they're using a variation of Affymetrix or Nimblegen's microarray technology. SNPs alone won't explain some genetic conditions like Angelman and Prader Willi syndromes, which are due to genomic imprinting rather than coding sequences. (Same mutation, totally different phenotype - the difference is which parent passes the gene on to you). Diseases arising due to methylation or histone modification won't necessarily be detected in a SNP analysis.

      In short, depending on how the SNPs were selected, the 550k may not be as limited as it sounds, and it's a big improvement over other available options. Having the sequence in its entirety may not have any real advantage over just checking the 550k SNPs. As far as privacy concerns go, proceed with caution.

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    12. Re:No. by eli+pabst · · Score: 1

      In short, depending on how the SNPs were selected

      They're using the Illumina 550K HapMap chip along with an additional 30,000 targeted SNPs. So the vast majority of the SNPs (the Illumina chip) are selected more for even coverage and for frequency (HapMap only uses SNPs with minor allele frequencies greater than %5). So these are not likely to tell you anything informative at this point. The additional 30,000 targeted SNPs are ones that have a known causative role in various diseases or phenotypes such as lactose-intolerance and ear-wax type (seriously).

      IMO, I would hold out. The genotyping chips are growing in a Moore's law-ish fashion and Illumina is already selling a 1M chip. It won't be that long until they have genotyping chips which cover virtually all SNPs. Having your whole genome sequenced is a bit overkill because the vast majority of it isn't variable from person-to-person. You really only need to know what's different.
    13. Re:No. by glassmusic · · Score: 0

      yeah, but freddy kruger wont follow you home and give you MS in fifteen years.

    14. Re:No. by G-News.ch · · Score: 1

      Instead maybe your girlfriend is going to give you a BJ, when you get home. Cinema sounds that much better!

  3. Gattaca, anyone? by Abreu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hopefully this wont become mandatory for job applications, like credit reports are in some cases...

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    1. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better hold onto your eyelashes.

    2. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Or it's just an ironic joke...

    3. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the fact that you misspelled his last name, I really don't think you are qualified to comment on Nietzsche, or on any philosophical writer.

      the sig in question WAS A JOKE!

    4. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it's just an ironic joke...

      You should check the definition of irony. This joke is neither ironic nor funny.

    5. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. It's just a famous graffito from an Austrian subway. Someone had sprayed "God is dead. --Nietzsche" onto a wall. Then, someone else had come by and sprayed "Nietzsche is dead. --God". It's an example of people doing what we consider unconventional things (vandalism) and creating a hilarious display of participatory culture.

      And yes, I said famous. I have a quotes encyclopedia (Yale Book of Quotations?) that even lists it.

    6. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the fact that you misspelled his last name, I really don't think you are qualified to comment on Nietzsche, or on any philosophical writer.


      That might be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard said on slashdot. I wasn't sure if it was correct, so I did a quick google and the right results came up, just not enough of them I guess. What the fuck does spelling have to do with philosophy, anyway?

      the sig in question WAS A JOKE!


      Are you saying that the sig in question was not trying to make a statement? It was, and I responded. Just because it's meant to be funny doesn't mean it's not making a statement or that I wasn't correct in my assessment of the obvious statement it was trying to make.

      Please, will someone respond without some sort of spelling nazi bullshit or "it was a joke" but rather with a reply with 1/2 an ounce of thought put into it? Or am I expecting too much?
    7. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0

      [begin economist-minded idea] Wouldn't a better solution be to:

      1) Allow employers to discriminate all they want on the basis of genes, and
      2) Use tax money to make a transfer payment* to all people based on how bad their genes are. (e.g., You're genetically predisposed to suck at basic math --> $50,000 at age 18.)

      That way, you get all the economic efficiency gains of lower search costs, better information, better employees, better employee training decisions, etc., and at the same time give to all people MORE income than if we had to work with imperfect knowledge, since "better gene" people would be funneled to more-productive uses, and "worse gene" people would would get a cut of the gain.

      Unlike other entitlement programs, you can't fake your eligibility, and it allows employers to do openly and evenly, what they would inevitably try to do covertly and haphazardly.

      What's wrong with this idea? (other than getting people to vote for it)

      *For those of you with IQ under 90 or born before 1960: Read this statement as "Use tax dollars to cut a check to all people..."

    8. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the coherent and informative reply. That makes more sense now, though it doesn't really change the way I feel about the statement. It's more childish than it is clever or ironic, given that no one believed he would live forever, so I guess it makes more sense as subway graffiti.

    9. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by repvik · · Score: 1

      You should check the definition of funny. And go buy yourself a bucket of humor while you're at it, you look deficient.

    10. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irony can easily become a characteristic of a joke, and is often used for humor. If you had a sense of humor, you'd know that. The original poster's sig is funny in its irony.

    11. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      irony ('r-n, 'r-) pronunciation
      n., pl. -nies.

            1.
                        1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
                        2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
                        3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See synonyms at wit1.
            2.
                        1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
                        2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

      It would be ironic if Neitzche was immortal, or that his statement implied he was immortal. As it is, there is no incongruity between Nietzche's death and the existance of god. If you think it's ironic, then you're willfully misinterpreting the statement.

      Willfully misinterpreting a statement is common in jokes, but the gravity of these statements suggest that the misinterpretation (that Nietzche's death undermines his statement) is actually taken seriously. Thus I'm calling him out.

      Of course, you guys seem to base your arguments on things like spelling, so I'll threw you a bone: I didn't correct my accidental misspelling of 'existence' in the previous paragraph, so you can now all talk about how my argument is incorrect and go on reveling about in your idiocy.

    12. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's more childish than it is clever or ironic, given that no one believed he would live forever

      Only if you interpret it as an argument, rather than a clever/humorous commentary.

      If you believe in God and consider Nietzsche presumptuous for believing himself able to comment authoritatively on God's existence, then it's a clever and somewhat funny comment. You can imagine God rolling his eyes at Nietzsche's claim and then after Nietzsche died making the clever comeback -- but this time the statement was accurate.

      If you don't believe in God and consider Nietzsche to have been correct, then it seems nonsensical.

      If you try to interpret it as an argument for God's existence, rather than a commentary from someone who already assumes God's existence, then it seems circular, weak and largely pointless.

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    13. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by edmicman · · Score: 1

      How 'bout this?

      Who the fuck are you, and why should anyone care?

    14. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      So who exactly heard god utter the words "nietze is dead"?

      God said: "Nietzsche is dead." Who heard that? Well, death did, and he answered: "Nietzsche is god!"
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    15. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by the_tsi · · Score: 1

      More like Dilbert.

      By the way, we're moving the deadline for your report up a week.

    16. Re:Gattaca, anyone? by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      Use tax money to make a transfer payment* to all people based on how bad their genes are. (e.g., You're genetically predisposed to suck at basic math --> $50,000 at age 18.)

      So... I should pay people ridiculous salaries because a test says they fail at life? I at least expect them to be unwed with two or three dozen children first - show some effort!

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  4. Beware early adopters by Besna · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm going to wait for the full genome scan. Early adopters here will be getting much less than the real thing. With X-prize still contests around for genome scanning, it should not be too long. I want every C, T, G, and A.

    After that, I'm all for it. Not even a needle prick is needed.

    1. Re:Beware early adopters by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll be all for it once the government wants to pay for it. The telco companies violated numerous laws to "aide" the government in "hunting for terrorists". Government homeland security agent used database information to harass and threaten his ex girlfriend. Google and Yahoo! work with just about any government to do whatever they want against their people, in the interest of better corporate relations with their governments.

      So why exactly should I not expect my DNA information to be archived, cataloged and given to the government at-whim? And since we KNOW that is going to happen, why in the fuck should I spend a thousand bucks for that? As long as they're going to violate me, they might as well at least PAY for it.

    2. Re:Beware early adopters by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Well, make sure that $999 buys you complete confidentiality of the results of your genome. Preferably, they should provide you the genome sequencing, and then delete all the information from their systems. You don't know what the future holds, and if you think giving your search results to Google is a great enough violation of privacy, try having a private company having your entire genome and tell me how that feels.

      Personally, I'd wait until some poor schmuck sues a genome company for violating his privacy and getting a billion dollars in damages before I get my genome sequenced.

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    3. Re:Beware early adopters by JavaLord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You need to read about Learned Helplessness . You can prevent your government from enacting policy, that is if you can get over your perceived inability to do so.

    4. Re:Beware early adopters by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      So why exactly should I not expect my DNA information to be archived, cataloged and given to the government at-whim?

      You're not paying for this, this is already done for free.

      What the $999 gets you is a genome scan, which is a different set of tests altogether than the sort of tests done for paternity and forensic analysis that the government is (normally) interested in.

      One is sort of a DNA 'fingerprint', a MD5 checksum. The other is capable of telling you that you happen to have a defective gene involved in the production of insulin(or a number of other things).

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    5. Re:Beware early adopters by Albanach · · Score: 1

      After that, I'm all for it. Not even a needle prick is needed
      And if the report comes back to say you have an 85% likelihood of developing an untreatable disease that will kill you before you turn 50, you think it would be a good idea to receive that sort of news in the post, rather than from a trained counsellor?

      Don't get me wrong, I firmly believe that you should be entitled to find out that information if you want to know it, but I also think that we train people to deliver these sort of results for a reason.

      Looking at their links, it seems just about every professional medical organisation has a statement explaining why they think this is a bad idea.
    6. Re:Beware early adopters by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Never really understood why people consider knowing they're going to die 15 years from now of something specific more terrible than finding out you have six months to live after a year or two of medical prodding and poking.

      As far as I'm concerned, I'd like to know. The sooner the better.

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    7. Re:Beware early adopters by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Do you have a wife? Kids? Maybe just thinking about buying a house and starting a family? Imagine being in that position and suddenly finding out that a 30 year mortgage isn't going to happen... Imagine you were trying for kids, just got good news from your wife, then get an email and find out you most likely won't see your unborn son graduate high school.

      Then you sit down, take it in and realise there's a 25% chance you gave X disease to your son too.

      As I said, I believe you are entitled to know - it's your DNA, but the impact of knowing on a great many people could be enormous. For that reasons the medical profession train folk for years to deliver this information - to explain what it really means, for you and for your family. To discuss your options. The data should be available,should be affordable, and should be delivered by a professional, not by an email.

    8. Re:Beware early adopters by Dan+East · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm going to wait for the full genome scan.

      I know the real reason. You're just dying to include a checksum of your DNA in your sig.

      Dan East

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    9. Re:Beware early adopters by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there's one little hitch. Changing policy requires that many other people agree with you. Perhaps you've had your head in the sand the last few years, but it's a huge effort just to find a lot of people who don't agree that it's a sweet deal to trade some of their liberties and freedoms for perceived security.

      You can spin your wheels for a large part of your life, but at some point you have to accept that you are at the mercy of the masses, no matter how just your ideas and efforts.

    10. Re:Beware early adopters by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Of course, this isn't much use for those of us who aren't young kids still. But it's nice to know the next generation will have this sort of information at their fingertips early enough that they can make meaningful use of it in their lives. For the rest of us, it's merely a curiosity (if we actually are curious about it). Not knowing one half of my parental heritage, it would have been nice to have had this a decade or two ago so you know what you might be at risk for (since obviously you only know the history of one half of yourself). But again, timing is everything.

      I wonder how many people will really use it, though. I mean, people still smoke and drink and do countless other things that damage their bodies in the long term as it is. I think we'd still see our future laid out from the test and say "I should keep that in mind and start doing something about it some day" while never actually doing it.

      And still, I say that if they're going to archive everyone's DNA they might as well compensate us with a free analysis.

    11. Re:Beware early adopters by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For that reasons the medical profession train folk for years to deliver this information - to explain what it really means, for you and for your family. To discuss your options. The data should be available,should be affordable, and should be delivered by a professional, not by an email.

      Screw that. Our society has viewed doctors as a combination of voodoo and god for too long. From what I've seen, the average doctor's 'bedside manner' is pathetic enough that an email can't be that much worse.

      As someone who's had to diagnose my own medical problems after 8 doctors failed for a decade, I'll take the information and use it myself, thanks.

    12. Re:Beware early adopters by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Considering the amount of stuff that doesn't crop up until late in life, I'd sure as heck say that it's still useful for me. Alzheimer's for example.

      Is it worth $1k at the moment? Maybe not. Still, as the price drops and the number of 'pre-existing' conditions it detects increases it becomes more and more worth it.

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    13. Re:Beware early adopters by RJBeery · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, I'd like to know. The sooner the better.
      I'd rather die 15 years from now.
    14. Re:Beware early adopters by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you have a wife? Kids? Maybe just thinking about buying a house and starting a family? Imagine being in that position and suddenly finding out that a 30 year mortgage isn't going to happen... Imagine you were trying for kids, just got good news from your wife, then get an email and find out you most likely won't see your unborn son graduate high school.

      So your argument is that you're better off *not* knowing?

      I disagree. I have a family and a mortgage, and if I'm going to die of something in a few years, I'd like to know as soon as possible, so I can make appropriate plans. Sure, I have to plan for my demise anyway because I could get hit by a bus, and even if I found out I have something that will almost certainly do me in by the time I'm 50, I'd still have to make plans to address the possibility that it won't kill me, but the knowledge would affect my plans.

      Honestly, the only reason I can think of for why anyone wouldn't want to know is that they're afraid of thinking about their own death. IMO, those people are the ones who most need the wakeup call, so they can start accepting it and deal with it. Everyone *is* going to die, and the issue should be faced head-on rather than ignored because it's unpleasant.

      The data should be available,should be affordable, and should be delivered by a professional, not by an email.

      People who'd prefer to have some support before dealing with such news should have that option, sure. But people who are already comfortable with the fact that they're mortal shouldn't have any trouble with e-mail notification.

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    15. Re:Beware early adopters by Albanach · · Score: 1

      So your argument is that you're better off *not* knowing?
      I guess you hit reply before engaging your eyes... or did you just ignore where in not one, but two posts, I supported making the data readily available.

      You seem to agree that support should be available for those that need it, but others should have the data freely available. The trouble is most folk wouldn't know they need support until they get the bad news. Is it better we demand a psychological evaluation before allowing folk to have the test?

      I don;t think so. I believe the data should be affordable, available, and delivered by someone trained to do so. I've yet to see a reasoned argument as to why unregulated tests with no FDA oversight and no professional backing in the event of bed news being discovered is somehow of benefit to the consumer.

      As for not being able to think of any reasons not to know, how about getting future life insurance? Buying future houses? getting medical insurance? Getting a car loan? Having a family? Getting married? Getting a new job? Imagine any of those asking for a simple deceleration that you know of no impediment to you getting the job/insurance/loan etc? Are you really sure the country is ready for the population to be armed with this information? What about when insurers start asking for the test as a precondition to coverage?
    16. Re:Beware early adopters by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately, there's one little hitch. Changing policy requires that many other people agree with you. Perhaps you've had your head in the sand the last few years, but it's a huge effort just to find a lot of people who don't agree that it's a sweet deal to trade some of their liberties and freedoms for perceived security.

      I think what needs to be done on that front is an improvement in rhetoric. For Bush-ites who support such things in the war on terror, I usually gently point out that another president could abuse such laws even if Bush did not. I usually follow that up by asking them how they'd feel if Hillary had the right as president to check out their library records or conduct a warrantless search because they were deemed a "terroristic threat" for being part of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy".

      That usually makes them think a bit. Then I start to talk about Ron Paul.

    17. Re:Beware early adopters by dafz1 · · Score: 1

      IANAG(entecist) but I'm married to one. SO...

      Disease gene discovery is a VERY difficult process. Even if they find "one", a SMALL percentage(sometimes less than 2%) of the people who are affected may have the gene. Conversely, just because you may have the gene, doesn't mean it will manifest itself(see: penetrance).

      The other thing is you may not be the only person affected by it. Your children may also have the dominant gene or be carriers(recessive diseases).

      This is not something that any person can just look at and make any kind of probable predictions. You'd be better off predicting the weather. For next week.

    18. Re:Beware early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      From what I've seen, the average doctor's 'bedside manner' is pathetic enough that an email can't be that much worse.

      Mr. Jones,

      We've gotten back all of your test results, and I'm afraid the news isn't good. To put it bluntly, she wants you to do something about the lenght of your mem ber. Please click the link below to visit our affiliated pharmacy site....

    19. Re:Beware early adopters by Ziwcam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I'd wait until some poor schmuck sues a genome company for violating his privacy and getting a billion dollars in damages before I get my genome sequenced. I'd be willing to be this poor schmuck. I've always wanted to be a billionaire.
    20. Re:Beware early adopters by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do have a wife. We're planning on having children. If I'm going to die in five years, that might affect whether we do so. If I'm going to die in 15, I doubt it.

      The last thing I particularly want is for either of us to die unexpectedly. That really will screw everything up. If I have 15 years to plan for it, I have 15 years to put away savings and otherwise help prepare for the event. If I wait 14 years, spend six months wondering what's going on (spending a large amount of money on diagnostics) and then find I only have six months to live, then the consequences are going to be devastating.

      The fact I need to make commitments means I especially want to know. Frankly, while a $1,000 DNA test isn't something that should be expected of everyone, I think it's irresponsible to make long term commitments without caring whether you can legitimately make those commitments.

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    21. Re:Beware early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with voodoo or being god. It's called experience and education - I would trust a doctors own diagnoses more than any self-diagnoses for three reasons.

      First, they have (at least competent ones) a much wider knowledge of the diseases out there, how they manifest themselves, how to differentiate between them, and what course of action is necessary based upon a medical history.
      Secondly, they have the experience necessary (being surrounded by it 24/7) to determine which of 5 similar sounding diseases it is more likely to be.
      Finally, a patient performing self-diagnosis is more likely to look at the worst-case scenario, even if it's a very uncommon disease.

      Think of it this way - you wouldn't want a HR person fixing some huge hardware failure just because they read the manual. If they make a reasonable point or argument, you might expect an expert to listen to their opinion, but that's it.

    22. Re:Beware early adopters by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would I want to pay $1000 to lose my insurance coverage? Knowing your genetic predispositions to illness is damned dangerous, because if it's recorded on paper then - just like every other bit of information about your life - it will be leaked at some point or another. I'll take the six-months notice + life insurance + health insurance to 15 years of dread followed by financially burdening my family.

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    23. Re:Beware early adopters by swillden · · Score: 1

      You seem to agree that support should be available for those that need it, but others should have the data freely available. The trouble is most folk wouldn't know they need support until they get the bad news. Is it better we demand a psychological evaluation before allowing folk to have the test?

      Obviously not, that would be stupid. People should make their own decisions, and if they decide they can handle it but can't, well, it was their decision.

      What about when insurers start asking for the test as a precondition to coverage?

      This is the one place where I think we do need some support: I'd like to see legislation barring insurers, employers, etc., from asking such questions. I don't mind insurers making coverage decisions based on factors that individuals can control, but providing them with too much information about individual risks eliminates the "pooling" effect that is so important to making insurance work.

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    24. Re:Beware early adopters by mbstone · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for the gizmo that can scan my ass with a laser and spit out a pair of perfectly fitting pants.

    25. Re:Beware early adopters by CleinSea · · Score: 1
      My wife's an oncologist, and one of the toughest parts of the job has been learning how to talk to patients with fatal diseases. I thought it was interesting that her medical school offered a class about it, entitled "Living with a Life Threatening Illness." http://www.hno.harvard.edu/gazette/2000/04.06/dying.html It makes me appreciate what doctors go through.

      From the article: "The course originated from wrenching situations experienced by two medical students. Anne Hallward had worked as a hospital chaplain before coming to Harvard Medical School. Part of her job involved accompanying physicians, usually interns, when they gave families the news of the sudden death of loved ones. The doctors, Hallward recalls, felt enormous anxiety, sometimes clutching her arm and asking her what to say. The result was that they often gave information about an unexpected death in cold, hurried words loaded with medical jargon. As a third-year medical student who was part of a surgical team, Joshua Hauser found that the surgeons were poorly prepared for handling the fear, pain, and sadness felt by patients nearing the end of their lives. In exploring the situation further, he got a lot of insight from conversations with a woman suffering from metastatic breast cancer. The woman had once asked doctors at a medical conference why they were not taught more about how to communicate with people about death and dying."

      It must help to have someone communicate this type of information who has experience doing so, and who can help you evaluate it rationally. Well, as least as much as rationality has a place when we're talking about death (de Certeau has a good chapter about this in Practice of Everyday Life that we were just discussing).

    26. Re:Beware early adopters by toddhunter · · Score: 1

      All most of us get is "mind that bus", "what bus?" SPLAT

    27. Re:Beware early adopters by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with voodoo or being god. It's called experience and education - I would trust a doctors own diagnoses more than any self-diagnoses for three reasons.

      First, they have (at least competent ones) a much wider knowledge of the diseases out there, how they manifest themselves, how to differentiate between them, and what course of action is necessary based upon a medical history.
      Secondly, they have the experience necessary (being surrounded by it 24/7) to determine which of 5 similar sounding diseases it is more likely to be.
      Finally, a patient performing self-diagnosis is more likely to look at the worst-case scenario, even if it's a very uncommon disease.

      Think of it this way - you wouldn't want a HR person fixing some huge hardware failure just because they read the manual. If they make a reasonable point or argument, you might expect an expert to listen to their opinion, but that's it. In my experience, you'd be wrong.

      One of my grandmothers was misdiagnosed, and subsequently suffered greatly while dying of the cancer the doctor didn't think she had. She was a doctors-are-gods type.

      My other grandmother fell and broke her hip, and was on morphine for waaay to long, and suffered from strokes and alzheimers since. She had a DNR (do not recussitate) order, which was happily ignored and added 3 years of suffering to her life. She was more skeptical, but ultimately never had a say.

      I went to a doctor with a broken wrist, and the idiot (with his student I might add) decided it was just a sprain, so take some paracetemol, bandage it up, and I'd be fine. Oh, and I could still go to the gym with lighter weights if I wanted (which I did). A week later I found someone competent and got an x-ray and had a cast on it that day. 10 days of pain, and my wrist still isn't quite right (not uncommon for this break, I understand), but that was the last time I'll trust a GP.

      A while back I had some physch issues I felt were chemically induced, didn't seem like just stress or whatever, and went to my local doctor. She handed out some prozac after a 10 minute chat. Certainly, that had an emotionally numbing effect - which was great, except a while afterwards I realized I had mercury leeching out of my fillings (why is my dental floss going grey there?) and was probably drinking too much caffiene and aspartame (eg, diet coke, etc). No blood tests, indeed any tests, were ever performed by the doctor.

      One of my friends needed some medication, his life pretty much depends on it, and he'd left it to the last minute to get some. But the local clinic won't see him until their next appointment, while all he needs is a prescription signed off. I went down there with him and made it happen, but some folks would just accept it and hope they didn't... - I don't know, die? - in the meantime.

      And even getting an appointment at a medical clinic is hard work. I went to three before I found one where The Doctor would take anyone. The medical industry is completely fucking broken. Specialists may well be good within their fields, but MOST GPs seem to get it wrong more than they get it right. They also need to realise they're just another service provider. Hopefully well trained and intelligent, but they damnwell need to listen to their customers.

      To use your IT analogy, imagine an techie fixing a server. Now, he could look at the symptoms and replace the presumably faulty harddrive, or he could look at the symptoms AND check the system logs AND run some tests, and correctly diagnose a filesystem corruption. Most doctors do the former, while the few good ones do the latter.

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    28. Re:Beware early adopters by lionheart1327 · · Score: 1

      No you can't.

      An individual can't change the government.
      Except possibly by committing 100% of their time to it, which is not possible for most.

      The only thing you can do is move.

    29. Re:Beware early adopters by KillerCow · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. Doctors are no more than body mechanics and walking expert systems. I'm sure that we could build a better statistical diagnostics program with a few years of input. It would be tolerable if they weren't so arrogant.

    30. Re:Beware early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hear dat - been in the medical roundabout for about 13 years, and while i've met some excellent doctors none of them should be charged with the task of delivering bad news. Picture Dr Frink crossed with Hannibal.

    31. Re:Beware early adopters by syousef · · Score: 1

      You would think with the amount of money spent on a visit to a doctor, particularly a specialist that they could do better than an educated person with Google and acccess to a couple of medical journals. Sadly my experience mirrors yours. I've had to self diagnose and research illnesses for my wife and I because the doctors were getting it wrong (consistently for one recurring problem, and in another my wife would be dead if I hadn't intervened). The medical system in my experience here in Australia, is a sham. It's no more scientific than witch doctoring. Surgeons try to get you to go through with surgery regardless of how beneficial it will be (and in one case I was palmed off to the personal assistant who proceded to answer medical questions without consulting with the doctor OR seeing my scans). In another case I got voodoo diet advice, based on the experience of another patient losing weight - that was $300 well spent.

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    32. Re:Beware early adopters by bogwoppit · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you may be capable of correctly making a 'diagnosis', but the vast majority of others will not. Aside from the fact that "searching to see if you have a gene" is a totally misleading description of what you can do, if you do find something 'bad' (which every single person will, simply through chance), what you are talking about in almost every case is a statistical association with an ailment. Without professional guidance, most people will be totally unable to make a proper inference about what that association means for them and their relatives.

    33. Re:Beware early adopters by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Well, I think you'd like to be financially prepared BEFORE taking the test, because the result might not only tell you how many years you probably have left, but also if you have any chance to keep your job when your boss will know you risk needing his insurance.
      So yes, having a risk of dying of a particular cause is far from actually dying of that cause or even dying prematurely, but the mere existence of that information might more likely ruin your life instead of helping you to deal with the risk.

      You think I am exagerating? Ask any AIDS infected person: with proper medication, some can stay in good health for decades, but they are still percieved as almost dead by most people so their only chance not to become outcasts (except being rich and famous) is to keep the secret as long as they can.

    34. Re:Beware early adopters by swillden · · Score: 1

      Obviously, the working assumption is that the results of any testing won't be available to your employer or insurer. If they are, then that problem needs to be fixed.

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    35. Re:Beware early adopters by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Fixed? You mean like all the think they already know about your health? Insurers are already asking for far more information than you get from your normal check up and see anything unusual as an opportunity to screw you.

      My sister is a good example, she has a minor tyroid hormonal disbalance and the reactions were:
      -from her doctor: there is a small chance that, if left untreated and unmonitored, it might turn into a (still treatable) disease, so take those pill and see me every year.
      -from her insurer: you take pills for tyroid disease? we need to triple your loan insurance because we fear you have cancer and die within the next 15 years!

      So with easily available DNA test for heart attack, diabete or some cancer, I fear there might be million of still healthy people being asked unreasonably high premiums for any loan (plus having difficulties to get medical insurances).

    36. Re:Beware early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ain't Aspergers a bitch?

    37. Re:Beware early adopters by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with voodoo or being god. It's called experience and education - I would trust a doctors own diagnoses more than any self-diagnoses for three reasons.

      In my own personal experiences, I've successfully diagnosed something that a multitude of doctors failed at over a decade. I've also carried a number of pre-med idiots through their undergrad chemistry courses. As such, I wouldn't trust the average MD to diagnose my cat.

      First, they have (at least competent ones) a much wider knowledge of the diseases out there, how they manifest themselves, how to differentiate between them, and what course of action is necessary based upon a medical history.

      Problem: most of them memorize what little information they absorb, promptly forgetting what isn't immediately of use. I am a far better researcher than most doctors because I'm a scientist who uses Google. That should say something.

      Finally, a patient performing self-diagnosis is more likely to look at the worst-case scenario, even if it's a very uncommon disease.

      Yet the uuncommon cases, again, is all you need the doctors for over a trained nurse. Nurses can deal with common cases like colds; you don't need med school for that. And in my case, the uncommon (by uncommon, I mean 1% of the population, so not very uncommon!) is what I had. And about 7 doctors failed over 10 years. And I finally succeeeded with Google, myself. So I have very little confidence in the medical profession, for that and a variety of other reasons.

      Secondly, they have the experience necessary (being surrounded by it 24/7) to determine which of 5 similar sounding diseases it is more likely to be.

      If it's something they see often, but then an R.N. could do the job. Doctors are VERY bad at the obscure. Which is about all I need them for, so what good are they?

      Think of it this way - you wouldn't want a HR person fixing some huge hardware failure just because they read the manual. If they make a reasonable point or argument, you might expect an expert to listen to their opinion, but that's it.

      In an ideal case, yes. But in my case, I am a better scientist, and better researcher, than the morons that occupy the medical profession. So give me the information so I can short-circuit the drawn-out process of "referral merry-go-round". As I said, your average doctor is a worse diagnostician than a typical car mechanic, and a far worse diagnostician than I am. As such, I rely on the morons for very little.

    38. Re:Beware early adopters by swillden · · Score: 1

      Fixed? You mean like all the think they already know about your health?

      Fixed like they should not be allowed access to the information.

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    39. Re:Beware early adopters by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Government aside, I'd do it. For example, it would be nice to know which way I'm most likely to die and combat it before it gets too far. Will I get the cancer or the heart disease? Am I likely to develop an addiction to alcohol? Is there some reason for my mothers and sisters issues with anxiety? Am I mentally ill in some way?

      Some of these things run in different parts of the family, though my lifestyle is quite different - I don't smoke, I drink minimally, I eat far better and I exercise.

      Am I really Scot-Anglo-Norsk-Maori-???, or is there just such confusion at the level of my great-grandmother because (from the stories that I've heard) she seemed to be such a slut in one of the world wars when her husband was away? My maternal-grandmother I think has like 7 siblings, but I think only 1 or 2 to her father, though I would need a citation on that one.

      Perhaps it could even go so far as to help me to cherry-pick a wife - see if the current girlfriends DNA is a good match for producing good, healthy offspring or something.

      The government under which I live (not the US) already has my DNA. Scary, I know, but, I don't do anything wrong that I know of. My home country's government has incredibly strict privacy laws so I suppose I could list my address as being there (at my parents place or something) and then they couldn't tell anyone at all.

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  5. I'll wait for the Chinese version by UncleWilly · · Score: 5, Funny

    $99.98
    You come from monkeys

    1. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by lixee · · Score: 1, Redundant

      All your gene are belong to us.

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    2. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by paulthomas · · Score: 1

      No, that's the National Geographic version. The report is a little different; although, they state that as the state of the art advances, the results available to you will be updated accordingly. Anyone done this?

    3. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by darthflo · · Score: 1

      The NG version is all about Genealogy/Genography; 23andMe or deCODEme seem to provide similar detail in that area plus insights about your expected health problems and capabilities.
      All three offers are updated with new discoveries and results.

    4. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by visigoth · · Score: 1

      I managed to score an 'early adopter discount' through somebody at work (75% off) and signed up. I know the risks, but am not terribly worried -- though, having just read Crichton's novel "Next" perhaps I should be -- but am very curious. Was tempted at the announced list price, but getting in at a discount is even better.

      I got a sample kit for a friend as well... fair warning to others who might be tempted to buy this service for those other than themselves, all sample kits are grouped together as a single order, no option to separately ship each kit to a different address, so the kits will be sent to me and I'll need to send my friend hers... and it looks like there won't be any partitioning of access, either; e.g. she and I will be able to see both of our analysis results. I had to buy both at once because the discount code was limited to a single purchase (of up to 5 kits). Good thing my friend and I both trust each other implicitly. ;)

    5. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

    6. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, monkey come. A dish best served cold.

    7. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by maciarc · · Score: 1

      $99.98
      You come from monkeys
      New swabs with 10% more gamma hydroxy butyrate!
    8. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $99.98 and 1/2
      You come from monkeys
      The nature of monkey is irrepressible

    9. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 1

      Free with Happy Family Dinner
      (no swabbing required)
      "You are treasure to those around you."

    10. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Good thing my friend and I both trust each other implicitly. ;)

      Well, you'll see if that continues if they find the promiscuity gene in your genome :-)
      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    11. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Good thing my friend and I both trust each other implicitly.

      That might all change once you get a look inside each other's genes.

    12. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, that seriously made me laugh out loud. FTW! --ted

    13. Re:I'll wait for the Chinese version by zobier · · Score: 1

      I already modded but what the hell.

      Firstly who modded that redundant?

      Secondly, fail:

      ALL YOUR BASE PAIR ARE BELONG TO US.

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  6. No! by CrazyTalk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I would give them $999 to NOT do a DNA scan of me. Do I want to know if x years from now I'm likely to come down with Parkinsons Disease? Not really, I'd rather just live my life than worry about the future.

    1. Re:No! by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Well, it could tell you if you want to make your annual charity donation to the Parkinson's prevention or the Alzheimers prevention people. :)

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    2. Re:No! by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, for you, information about potential problems leads to worry. Interesting. Would it not help to plan for the worst and live for the best?

    3. Re:No! by Loether · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have a grandfather with Alzheimer's disease, a disease which if treated early can be very effectively treated extending your life and more importantly to me improving the *quality* of life. This disease begins with no symptoms and progresses slowly going possibly untreated for years. I for one would like the head start.

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    4. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes -- the "ignorance is bliss" philosophy. That sounds productive.

      I happen to know, baring some incredibly unlikely event(s), that I will die in less than 50 years. And I'm moderately confident that my death will be related to heart disease. Such knowledge does not make me live in fear; neither should knowledge of your genetic predisposition to a particular disease, or any other insight into the future. As a sentient being you can make predictions about your future; you should use such abilities to improve your life rather than sticking your head in the sand and hoping nothing bad happens.

    5. Re:No! by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      This takes hypocondria to a whole new level. You don't think you have disease x, you think you have the genes that could lead to disease x. And there ain't a thing you can do about it. Yet.

      --
      I have excellent Karma and I am not afraid to Troll it.
    6. Re:No! by darthflo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ignorance is bliss. On the other hand, knowing that you are endangered of e.g. Parkinson's might be enough motivation to do something about it and maybe, just maybe, doing something about it might decrease the chances of actually suffering of the disease.

    7. Re:No! by vertinox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do I want to know if x years from now I'm likely to come down with Parkinsons Disease? Not really, I'd rather just live my life than worry about the future.

      I'd rather know sooner than later if I am going to have a terminal illness.

      For one, preventative measures might make me live long enough for a cure if caught early on.
      Secondly, I wouldn't worry so much saving for retirement or paying off bills. Seriously, it would suck to finally have all this money and then get too sick to enjoy life and die shortly thereafter.

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    8. Re:No! by OnslaughtQ · · Score: 1

      How about you just give me the $999 and I promise you I will not do a DNA scan of any kind! In fact if you want to remain completely anonymous, and not worry about invasion of privacy of any kind, just send cash!
      I promise not to tell you a thing or your money back!

    9. Re:No! by db32 · · Score: 1

      As would your medical insurance company. They will know that you have it and drop your ass before you get expensive, or maybe just hike your rates through the roof for the potential development. Seems fair right?

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    10. Re:No! by WPIDalamar · · Score: 1

      I'll happily not scan your DNA for $999, please send check or money order to...

    11. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't do a DNA test on you for only $900. You save almost 10%!

    12. Re:No! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt it. Millions of Americans continue to eat unhealthy and not exercise, and therefore become obese, leading to heart disease, diabetes, and many other problems, and they do nothing about it. People continue to smoke even though we know all the bad things it can do to you. People continue to take on high stress jobs even though we know your life will likely be shortened by working in high street situations. I don't see why this would be that much different.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    13. Re:No! by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      See, that's another risk of this kind of information. People may decide not to worry about a pension on the grounds that they won't live to enjoy when there's no certainty of terminal illness but merely a predisposition, however strong.

    14. Re:No! by darthflo · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for those millions of Americans, but if I knew my probability of catching lung cancer to be 70%, I'd make damn sure not to expose my lung to any tar/nicotine/smoke if possible. A statistic saying 27% of all Americans will be affected by disease X is, to me, way less personal than one saying my chance of having X, based on hard evidence, is 80%.

    15. Re:No! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      At least in some states it is already illegal to discriminate on the basis of genetic profile.

      If nothing else; with Altheimer's you're more likely to have medicare paying for it than a private health plan company*

      *They aren't insurance companies anymore. Insurance isn't for stuff that's almost to be expected like medical care.

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    16. Re:No! by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      If you're going to come off of the 999 bucks for this, then, unlike the other "millions of Americans" who won't, you stand a better than average chance of being the type of person that's going to do something with the information. It's self selecting.

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      The soylentnews experiment has been a dismal failure.
    17. Re:No! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Like the people who spend thousands of dollars on miracle pills (that don't work), exercise machines (that don't get used), and fad diets (which don't work, or work but then they gain the weight back), or other things that people seem to waste their money on in hopes to make them live longer. I see how this information could end up being beneficial, and that some people would take advantage of the information. However, I think that the majority of the people will just get their DNA tested will just do so for the coolness/novelty factor, and do absolutely nothing of use with the results.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    18. Re:No! by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I can do that now, without "knowing" (which is not a statistical certainty anyway) that I may contract some disease.

    19. Re:No! by bogwoppit · · Score: 1

      1) Why not just get a test for the one or two diseases it may actually help with?

      2) The test will give false positives. It may tell you you're 50% more likely to develop the disease than average. Acting rationally, you may make lifestyle changes and endure medical interventions. And then you don't get the disease after all because it was only an 'increased risk'. What estimate of perceived risk would it take for you to make changes? Do you even know?

      3) The test will give false negatives. You may carry a variant at a position that is statistically associated with increased risk. But what about all the other sites that aren't tested or, perhaps more importantly, already known about?

    20. Re:No! by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      When planning for the worst, it is helpful to know what you are planning for.

  7. In short no... by explosivejared · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a 6' 5" muscular, blonde, blue-eyed swede. I can tell pretty well what my DNA is, it's AWESOME, thank you! So no it's not worth a grand.

    --
    I got a catholic block.
    1. Re:In short no... by JuanCarlosII · · Score: 1

      I didn't realise that there was a gene which could predispose one to being born in Sweden.

      Unless of course you mean the vegetable...

    2. Re:In short no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      my DNA is, it's AWESOME

      I'll say! I just LOVE a strong, assertive woman!

    3. Re:In short no... by explosivejared · · Score: 1

      Or except that it was a joke, seeing as I'm from Appalachia (the backwoods of America).

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      I got a catholic block.
    4. Re:In short no... by JuanCarlosII · · Score: 1

      There's nothing funny about gigantic anthropomorphic root vegetables. She's never been the same since...

    5. Re:In short no... by jcgf · · Score: 1

      kool, we are the same height, have the same hair color, and have the same first name... wonder how many similarities one would find in our DNA. On the other hand I have brown eyes and am quite thin.

    6. Re:In short no... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, humans and chimps share 96% of the same DNA.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    7. Re:In short no... by Nevermine · · Score: 1

      And you're worried the results are going to tell that you're mentally challenged.

    8. Re:In short no... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Pfft. If you had decent dna you'd be so rich the thousand dollars would be so meaningless to you that you'd do it just to have another diploma certifying your perfection on the wall.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    9. Re:In short no... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, geez, not this meme again. The last time it was in vogue resulted in like 70 million deaths.

      --
      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    10. Re:In short no... by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

      Blue eyes mean elevatewd risk of cataracts and a blonde haired Swede means unless you are still living in the north you have an elevated risk of skin cancer. It's nature's balancing act the good often comes with a share of the bad.

    11. Re:In short no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue eyes mean elevatewd risk of cataracts


      Oh bullshit. I have blue eyes and I drive a Toyota.
    12. Re:In short no... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      As a similarly tall, blue-eyed, blonde, robust Norwegian, I have to say that your DNA is indeed not worth a grand, Swede. Go back to your surstromming and grow some hair on your chest. </sarcasm> (Yes, Norway and Sweden really are in a running competition for horrid-sounding ways to prepare fish.)

      But seriously, all Scandinavian DNA is worth well over $999; it's just that this service is kind of like getting an appraisal on the Mona Lisa.

    13. Re:In short no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the lesson in stinky fish!

  8. Hmm by moogied · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does it say what my metachlorian count is?

    Need information yoda does.

    --
    So basically, -1 troll/offtopic is really slashdots way of saying "I hate that you thought of something before me."
    1. Re:Hmm by darthflo · · Score: 1

      Midichlorians live, as far as I know, in your cells and blood. 23andMe analyzes a cheek swab. Unless your spit is blood, no, it won't tell you.

    2. Re:Hmm by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      So cheek cells aren't cells now? When you do a swab the idea is to collect epithelial matter, which is anything containing DNA. Since 'spit' doesn't contain any DNA, you better hope some cells rub off or there won't be much to analyze but some amylase.

    3. Re:Hmm by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      Midichlorians live, as far as I know, in your cells and blood. 23andMe analyzes a cheek swab. Unless your spit is blood, no, it won't tell you.

      Does 23andMe tell you where the 'can detect humor' gene is?

    4. Re:Hmm by Fnordulicious · · Score: 1

      You're arguing with someone who explicitly equated reality and Star Wars. Are you trying to pick apart the logical inaccuracies in Star Wars, or are you just being stupid?

    5. Re:Hmm by Laukei · · Score: 1

      Are metachlorians the tags that describe your midi-chlorians?

      Need information Yoda does indeed.

    6. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you can collect more than enough DNA to sequence from spit. Been there. Done that.

    7. Re:Hmm by darthdavid · · Score: 1

      It's midi-chlorian you insensitive clod!

  9. Only if... by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it reveals my latent mutant abilities. I'm personally hoping to find out I can generate fire.

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    GetOuttaMySpace - The Anti-Social Network
    1. Re:Only if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How delightful! Motd just started saying:
      "I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself."

    2. Re:Only if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, we got the results back.

      Your power is prehensile pubic hair.

    3. Re:Only if... by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's your address? I'll send some matches. You'll no longer have to be cold and eat raw food.

      --
      The world is made by those who show up for the job.
    4. Re:Only if... by secolactico · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I dunno, man. Did you see the Venture Bros. spoof of the Fantastic 4?

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      No sig
    5. Re:Only if... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Mr. John Doe, Our scans reveal you have a mutant ability similar to what you might read about in comic books. You can burst into FLAME!!! Only problem seems to be that your organic flesh will then be consumed by that flame and you will die. We here at DNA Scan(TM) suggest you don't try to use this power.

      --
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    6. Re:Only if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do it in just three easy steps:

      1) Get fat
      2) Wear corduroy pants
      3) Walk with them on.

    7. Re:Only if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...It's called a match.

    8. Re:Only if... by Servo · · Score: 1

      Apparently I've had this ability for years and didn't even consider it to be a mutant ability. I think most people call this "strike anywhere matches".

      --
      A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
    9. Re:Only if... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was just because your started with "Mr. John Doe", but the whole statement played to Hugo Weaving's voice in my head when I read it, with the proper slowness and pauses indicative of Agent Smith. :)

      --
      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    10. Re:Only if... by Kilroy · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I have no mod points to mark this Flamebait

    11. Re:Only if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would be surprised to learn the number of telepaths around you.

  10. This is so stupid.... by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
    that it'll make those guys another fortune.

    FTFA: Would you be willing to send your DNA to a private company for analysis? If so, would you pay $999 for it?

    Absolutely not! Because, even if they did find out that I was predisposed to some diseases or I even had some, exactly, pray tell, would I be able to do about it? I live a pretty healthy lifestyle as it is. And I know, based on family history what diseases I'm genetically predisposed. So, this service is worthless to me.

    Second, are they going to sign a contract that states that they will not release my results to: law enforcement, trial lawyers, insurance companies, or anyone else without my expressed consent? I don't think so.

    --
    I prefer Flambe as apposed flamebait.
    1. Re:This is so stupid.... by NitroWolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I live a pretty healthy lifestyle as it is. And I know, based on family history what diseases I'm genetically predisposed. So, this service is worthless to me.

      It sounds like you're the kind of guy this would be perfect for. Send it in, find out you've got some disease that's going to kill you when you're 45... well fuck that healthy lifestyle! Time to smoke, eat trans-fats, lots of red meat, hookers, high risk activities... all the good stuff!

    2. Re:This is so stupid.... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Very, very few genes give you a 100% of dying at a given age. Most simply state you gave a higher risk and the risk is heavily dependent on the environment. So if you live healthy you have little to worry about but if you don't your heart may explode early.

    3. Re:This is so stupid.... by krondell · · Score: 1

      NitroWolf - I'd like to subscribe to your news letter...

    4. Re:This is so stupid.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And I know, based on family history what diseases I'm genetically
      >predisposed. So, this service is worthless to me.

      Are you sure? As I remember, your mom was a bit of a skank.

    5. Re:This is so stupid.... by Shadowplay00 · · Score: 1

      Why would he want to eat hookers?

    6. Re:This is so stupid.... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you're the kind of guy this would be perfect for. Send it in, find out you've got some disease that's going to kill you when you're 45... well fuck that healthy lifestyle! Time to smoke, eat trans-fats, lots of red meat, hookers, high risk activities... all the good stuff!

      Ha, you don't need a fancy DNA test to do that! A little self-fulfilling prophecy is all you need.

      I partake of all the smoke, fats, meats, and hookers I want since I know I'm going to die by age 45 due to all the smoke, fats, meats, and hookers...

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    7. Re:This is so stupid.... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Why would he want to eat hookers? It's one of the activities which can shorten your life dramatically. At least if you're in the U.S. and they get you.
      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  11. And then sell it to who? by haluness · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How long will it be before they "lose" the gene data? Or maybe "share" the data?

    Also given that the CEO is Sergey Brins wife, I wonder whether Google will get involved at one point?

    1. Re:And then sell it to who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Google is involved ... "G"enome

    2. Re:And then sell it to who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Also given that the CEO is Sergey Brins wife, I wonder whether Google will get involved at one point?

      Already got. ~$3mln.

  12. Somewhat dupey... by darthflo · · Score: 3, Informative

    This has already been mentioned, except last time the spotlight was on deCODEme by deCODE genetics which offers more details (1m vs. 600k "sites" of the genome) for less ($985 vs. $999).

    I'd love to hear about the results, though.

    1. Re:Somewhat dupey... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to compare the results. Until a 3rd service is available, you really won't be able to see who's "right". I mean say they both say completely different things. Did they screw up the lab work? Did they just test different markers? Etc.

      I'll wait until it's reliable first.

    2. Re:Somewhat dupey... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Mashup!

      (sorry)

    3. Re:Somewhat dupey... by TheElite · · Score: 1

      You are right. That's crazy. There have been quite a few companies that do this and have been around for quite sometime. $250 is a much better price than $999. I'll take the one for $250, take the remaining $749 and take all my friends to the strip club so WE CAN DISCUSS who has the best "TNA" *cough* I mean "DNA" at the strip club Link to the site doing the exact same thing for 1/4 the price. Go get one and take your friends to the strip club! http://www.marketamerica.com/yourhealthmatters/index.cfm?action=shopping.wpBrandsDetail&brandCode=281

  13. Add it to the Christmas list by Bearhouse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For rich hypocondriacs. More seriously, I wonder what the implications are for the insurance, medical and even dating industries.

    1. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by kebes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For rich hypocondriacs. Indeed. And therein lies a significant danger.

      For instance, high-resolution full-body scans (a CT scan of every inch of your body) are frequently criticized because they are so accurate and exhaustive that they will nearly always find something. Even a perfectly healthy individual will have a variety of benign masses of tissues which will show up on CT. Some experts have even estimated that a full-body scan will statistically reduce your health (or chance of survival or whatever) since it increases your risk due to unnecessary secondary tests more than it reduces your risk due to early detection.

      Yet many (overly rich?) people want full-body scans because they want to make sure that any possible disease is caught... not realizing that you expose yourself to risk with each medical test.

      I worry this kind of gene-sequencing will do the same thing: many people will see their results, not properly interpret the risks, and go rushing out for secondary tests (some of which have a small danger associated with them). Worse, some people may read their results and change their lifestyle without medical consultation, in order to "manage" a condition that they have not actually expressed yet. (And, again, you can do more harm than good when you try to manage a condition you don't have, at the expense of doing things that would actually make you more healthy.)

      Obviously it's a personal choice if you want to gather this extra information about yourself. I just hope that the companies offering this service make the risks clear and help the customers actually understand the data and probabilities.
    2. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by GryMor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The benefit of a 'healthy' full body scan isn't finding current problems. When you do have a problem, already having had a scan when you didn't have that problem, allows a new scan to be much more useful, in as much as you already know what was there ahead of time, and can take a gander at what has changed.

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    3. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> I wonder what the implications are for the... dating industries.

      At a thousand bucks for one sample of DNA, I don't think they are undercutting many service providers here.

    4. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
      Insurance applications, and possibly governing laws would have to change for the information to be used. I seem to recall in my life license course that it wasn't an allowed question. All the documents I've seen stated to effect "have you been diagnosed with" followed by several pages of diseases, they might even have a catch all, or some other serious desease? But they can't say "are you a high risk of developing ...", that is what the physical and the family history questions are for, and bottom line is that is why they hire actuaries, they can tell you if you are more or less likely to go mental and jump off a bridge if you are native living in Texas, or chinese living in Alaska. You can have all the genes for altmeizers but you can still answer no honestly, because you haven't been diagnosed with it yet. Bare in mind too, a disposition to something doesn't mean it will ever express itself, also you can have a disease but if you have a second condition that will kill you sooner who cares?

      I work in healthcare and see patients fairly regularly that are say 87 with serious lung and heart problems, and they also have a slow growing tumor, the end result is if the doctor thinks you have 1 year to live due to the heart condition, and it will take 4 years for you to die of the tumor, they'll tell you so, and the cancer treatment will be handled as a low priority optional procedure, not a radical, we are trying to save this persons life treatment. There is a lot of reasons a patient might say no to the treatment, etc. it will cause complications but they aren't currently in pain from the cancer, or they want to travel and don't want to be stuck going in and out of a hospital for a few weeks, I guess in the US you could add the cost of the procedure, but in the rest of the developed world that isn't an issue.

    5. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by maxume · · Score: 1

      "Accurate and exhaustive" is a strange way to lead into "unnecessary secondary tests".

      The upside for both is that they provide information that will pretty much only ever get better and is independent of the quality of a particular doctor.

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    6. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about diseases like Huntington's chorea? Get a positive on the genetic test and no insurance company will touch you, besides having to deal with the knowledge that you are truly screwed.

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    7. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Stuff like that comes up in family history usually. If someone has it in your family history, then the insurance company requests further info/tests before they will insure you. The insurance company I worked for only required a saliva sample to be sent back with the application, they claimed they could screen for most major diseases from that, not sure if they were doing genetic, or just looking for abnormal things (like you say your a non-smoker but you have smoke in your saliva kind of things).

    8. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by notnAP · · Score: 1
      I wonder what the implications are for the ... dating industries.

      The dating industries I'm familiar with charge a hell of a lot less than a grand per DNA sample.

    9. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by Fnordulicious · · Score: 1

      Indeed, this is the same principle behind "before and after" tests as used in e.g. cancer chemotherapy, asthma treatment, etc. It's called a "baseline" scan. The same principle is applied in all experimental sciences.

    10. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I guess in the US you could add the cost of the procedure, but in the rest of the developed world that isn't an issue.

      Yea cause in the rest of the world Doctors and hospitals and all the workers involved work pro bono on everything. Damn those US Health care personal demanding they get paid.

      Or did you mean that places out side the US don't give you a choice and take your health care money from you by threat of jail time or worse and provide nice waiting lines and poor care.

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    11. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
      While he does a bit of sensationalizing, you should see Micheal Moore's Sicko. No the rest of the developed world doesn't suffer from worst healthcare, the US is in the 30's on the top countries for healthcare. Every other first world country is ahead, and a bunch of 2nd and 3rd world countries too. This is straight from the UN.

      Healthcare workers get paid pretty well in these countries, the thing is cost isn't the deciding factor before treatment is given, the patient doesn't see the bill so they aren't going to have to chose between their house and their health.

    12. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by noidentity · · Score: 1

      For instance, high-resolution full-body scans (a CT scan of every inch of your body) are frequently criticized because they are so accurate and exhaustive that they will nearly always find something. Even a perfectly healthy individual will have a variety of benign masses of tissues which will show up on CT.

      OMG! You mean I already have something in my body that I don't know about? And I'm not supposed to worry about it? Thanks a lot, now I have to go in for a CT scan to find out where this problem is!

    13. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Screening full body CT scans are criticized primarily because they increase your risk of dying, not decrease it.

      The radiation from a full body CT scan isn't that big a dose, but it has a non-zero chance of causing a lethal cancer, particularly in young people. The chances of having the scan saving their lives is also non-zero, but closer to zero than the cancer risk.

    14. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

      The simple fact is that will all that good fortune, these sorts are afraid the something will take them away from their toys. These have alread done due diligence to make it impossible to take their toys away from them (family limited partnership trusts and other such legal devices). Call these institutions for what they are: cheat-death clinics. Moreover, the radio advertisments for these should nauseate any person with a conscience: "Make sure you are around to enjoy your 401k and not your children." One can hear them say: "The kids can go to hell! They are nothing more than black holes of the financial universe!" It's that Me Generation $#!7 playing out. There is a cure for that sort of arrogance, I will leave that to people's imagination.

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    15. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      ...the thing is cost isn't the deciding factor before treatment is given, the patient doesn't see the bill so they aren't going to have to chose between their house and their health.

      That's funny, neither do USians that chose to buy health insurance. If you choose not to buy health insurance that is "your" choice. I believe in freedom of choice unlike most of the people that use that tag line.

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    16. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      For rich hypocondriacs. More seriously, I wonder what the implications are for the insurance, medical and even dating industries.
      I have been wondering how we are going to solve our genetic drift problem now that natural selection is not killing off as many of us.

      While genetic drift is a good thing for a species, part of the implications of having the drift is that we are going to have individuals born who should not carry forward their genes (Darwin would normally take care of them).

      We now have drugs and technology to keep people alive who wouldn't be otherwise - increasing our dependency on technology and setting us up for a larger catastrophe.
    17. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying the socialists "Micheal Moore said so." and backing it up with the only thing worse than 'damn lies' from the socialist UN has about as much clout as a Imperialist republican saying the Imperialist, "George Bush said so." No mater how many "facts" or "figures" may be quoted.

    18. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      That's funny, neither do USians that chose to buy health insurance. If you choose not to buy health insurance that is "your" choice. I believe in freedom of choice unlike most of the people that use that tag line. The problem is not everyone can afford health insurance. Or say you can now but are out of work for 6 months. Your payments have lapsed and in the mean time you got diagnosed with something, you'll end up hearing "sorry we don't want you back unless you pay X" or "we don't want you back at any rate".

      Also, the poor tend to be much more likely to get sick, and these are the same ones that can't afford health insurance. In the US style system you end up with the HMO determining where you get treated. Their doctors have incentives to keep the insurance companies costs down, if for no other reason than job security, but often because they get incentives for low claim rates. In a social healthcare system, the doctor determines the treatment needed, the patient gets treated and all tax payers cover the cost of the treatment. Hence you will find very few people in other first world countries with untreated illnesses. The one exception, at least here in Ontario, is for some stupid reason dental care isn't covered under health insurance, so sometimes people with bad teeth will suffer threw it because they can't afford to get it fixed.

    19. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      When I was unemployed I got health insurance at $123 a month. Not the best coverage but it would take care of most any emergency situation costing over $1900. If you're unemployed for 6 moths and can't afford that then get off your ass and flip burgers, deliver pizzas or get a freaking paper route. it is your choice not to have insurance. Can't afford it is the same as saying I'd rather have cable TV and Internet than health insurance (my bill of which is $130 a month.)

      I don't understand why it ok if a poor person needs an expensive medical procedure they take the money from a rich person at gun point and threat of kidnapping and detainment (ie taxes, military, arrest and jail)

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    20. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
      Would you rather the poor person acquire the money illegally? You might not have made any mistakes in your life, but I know a lot of people that have had periods where they screwed up, got addicted to a drug, or teenage pregnancy etc etc, and wouldn't have been able to pay for insurance for that period. They wouldn't be insurable after the fact, and literally could have been forced down the road of finding illegal means to get themselves treated. I've never stole in my life, but if I was sick and going to die if I didn't get 10k (and actually was still physically able to do it), damn right I'd car jack you for the money.

      Anyways, would you have them die rather than inconvience the rich to assist them with their treatment? How much is the poor person that gets healthy and starts being able to be a productive citizen (and pay taxes) worth? I suspect their taxes over the remainder of their life time on the average will be greater than the cost of the treatment. Socialized healthcare removes the dramatic effects of a stupid choice, or dumb luck from ruining or ending lives.

      Also, bare in mind that even though your insurance policy says you are covered in case of X, that doesn't mean they won't find a way to deny your claim if X will cost them more to treat than to go to court if you sue. Think of all the bureaucracy needed in an insurance based society, you have people selling you the insurance, you have the claims guys, you have all the business analysts and stuff that try to make the clinics profitable. You have all these professial and highly educated people focused on the production of money rather than the treatment of the health problems. While government has its wastes, rarely will they blow as much money as a corporation will on an ad compaign for new business for example.

    21. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      You're barking at the wrong person with this issue. I was in a motorcycle accident that made me drop out of college. I chose not to have insurance at the time. I was lucky in that the person who hit me had just enough money to cover the expense of the two initial surgeries.

      I could have spent that time watching TV and on pain pills but I took the time to read computer books and learn what I could on the computer I had.

      6 months after the second surgery I developed an infection that required more surgery. I did everything I could, with an open sour that drained infection and had to have bandages replaced every 12 hours to get a good job where I could get insurance, 5 years of that before I was able to get real insurance again.

      It was my choice to have to go through that. I was offered help through the state, both AZ ACCESS program and the VA but turned them down. I don't think of this as a failure of the medical system, it was my choice to roll the dice. I lost and had to pay dearly for it.

      What did I get out of it? A job paying almost double what my college degree was promising me right about the same time I was going to graduate anyway, and couple of pretty heft scars.

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    22. Re:Add it to the Christmas list by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Good for you, glad things worked out well for you. Most people should be able to afford insurance, but some people will be born uninsurable. Case in point my mother, a bunch of medical issues, that not only required a half dozen surguries, but has kept her out of work for about 3/4 of her "working" life. Among other things, she is mostly deaf, kind of makes it hard to learn, or do any of even the typical work from home stuff. Yeah, get a computer and learn works for you, but not everyone is either intelligent enough (at least in that way), or lucky enough to have had their problems when the internet/elearning was an option.

  14. Gene Sequencing Options by netelder · · Score: 5, Informative
    deCODEme http://decodeme.com/ does this for $985 (intro price) and has the advantage of being based in Reykavic Iceland, out of reach of easy US Govt access. Another (US) company is NaviGenics http://www.navigenics.com/.

    Very much worth it if one is interested in learning about and working to minimize one's genetic risks.

    1. Re:Gene Sequencing Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much do they charge to analyse obscenely low Slashdot IDs?

    2. Re:Gene Sequencing Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woudln't deCODEme also have the disadvantage of being based in Reykavic, Iceland, out of reach of US courts?

    3. Re:Gene Sequencing Options by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Would be kind of ROI.

      CC.

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    4. Re:Gene Sequencing Options by mexicanpizza · · Score: 1

      Neither of those companies in the parent are doing _anything_ even slightly different from 23andMe. Still a small sampling of SNP's.

      The company that is doing something different is Knome. Complete genome sequence for $350,000.

      A publicly driven effort can be found in the Personal Genome Project.

  15. Misspelling by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 5, Funny

    > $999 For a Complete DNA Scan

    The word is "scam", not
    "scan".

  16. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Ne nice, the submitter's DNA has the GATTGOATSECXTAGC sequence. It's not his fault.

  17. Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems like the results of this test could be quite interesting, but I don't think I'd pay $1000 for it. Maybe in another couple of decades this kind of thing would be cheap and easy; in that case, I'd go for it.

    Surely someone here on Slashdot who works in biology will know: assuming you have the equipment to do this, how much does this sort of thing actually cost to get done? And how much does said equipment typically cost? That is, how much profit does this company make when you pay them your $1000?

  18. So what's a thousand bucks buy you? by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A nice call from your insurance company informing you that they are dropping your coverage due to a genetic predisposition for X disease.

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    1. Re:So what's a thousand bucks buy you? by Surt · · Score: 1

      I feel bad for people who live in countries where their insurance coverage can be dropped. Sorry friend.

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    2. Re:So what's a thousand bucks buy you? by dh003i · · Score: 1

      Well, of course if you pay for something, the insurance company doesn't have the right to know that information. However, if you apply for insurance then, you may be defrauding them. There are obvious incentive problems there.

      I'm sure that any insurance company will be fine with not knowing your genetic makeup, as long as you don't either. When this thing becomes more common, insurance companies may want genetic testing, and will be justified in such. It's their business, you don't have to be insured by them; they're not forcing anything on you. If I owned an insurance company, I wouldn't want to insure people coming to the table with certain knowledge that I'm going to be screwed.

      Of course, the reason why total insurance coverage may be dropped is because of laws that prevent insurance companies from only insuring specific things and not others. Otherwise, they wouldn't insure you for those things you're almost certain to have, but would for other things. Or for things your almost certain to have, they'd only insure you for having damages beyond $X amount, based on statistics.

  19. Cost of early adoption by Nerdposeur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's a lot of money for a relatively new technology. While I think the idea is cool, I'd rather wait a few years when it's cheaper, works better, and there's more competition in the field. Let the early adopters pay the high fee and the rest of us can reap the benefits when the costs come down.

    And of course, every year we'll have a better idea of what the results actually mean.

    Maybe one day it will be as simple as a home blood-sugar test - "use this combination finger pricker/USB drive to get an instant scan of your DNA!"

    1. Re:Cost of early adoption by dintech · · Score: 1

      I'd rather wait a few years when it's cheaper

      You might be dead by then. However, don't consider this as a good reason to adopt the iPhone.

    2. Re:Cost of early adoption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's a lot of money for a relatively new technology."

      New technology is always more expensive...

    3. Re:Cost of early adoption by matt_martin · · Score: 1

      Then again it doesn't seem too bad - you can't take a crap in a hospital for less than $1000 these days.

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    4. Re:Cost of early adoption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and open-source the gene-searching software while you're at it. Microsoft has permanently scared me away from any software with "Explorer" in the title. The last thing we need is a cross-gene scripting attack that turns our genes into a living botnet sending out little spam viruses.

    5. Re:Cost of early adoption by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and open-source the gene-searching software while you're at it. Microsoft has permanently scared me away from any software with "Explorer" in the title. The last thing we need is a cross-gene scripting attack that turns our genes into a living botnet sending out little spam viruses. Well, that's exactly what normal biological viruses do. Well, not a botnet, but the infected cells are reprogrammed into virus producers.
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  20. Genetichondriacs unite by Niten · · Score: 1

    They give you a "Gene Explorer" that allows you to do a search in your genome to find out if you have a certain gene (e.g., you just heard on the news that Gene XYZ has been linked to Alzheimer's Disease).

    Oh boy... this is going to take hypochondria to a new level.

  21. Your DNA and Privacy by module0000 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How long until government(i.e. USA) orders them to hand over the DNA of Citizen X, a suspect in a crime, so they can match it against suspect DNA from a crime scene?

    This basically provides governments with a large bank of DNA they can strong-arm their way into whenever they feel the need, regardless of whatever "privacy statement" the company itself claims to adhere to.

    If privacy and your DNA being mapped are important, consider a private laboratory.
    *adjusts tinfoil hat*

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    1. Re:Your DNA and Privacy by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      This basically provides governments with a large bank of DNA they can strong-arm their way into whenever they feel the need, regardless of whatever "privacy statement" the company itself claims to adhere to.

      Right... but then you said:

      If privacy and your DNA being mapped are important, consider a private laboratory. *adjusts tinfoil hat*

      Wouldn't a "private lab" be just as susceptible to government pressure/warrants?

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    2. Re:Your DNA and Privacy by module0000 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a "private lab" be just as susceptible to government pressure/warrants?
      I [meant to] imply that a private lab would turn over all results to you.
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  22. Source site by nacturation · · Score: 2

    As anyone who's watched ST:TNG knows, a cheek swab isn't completely reliable. You need to have a long needle going into your abdomen in order to get pure enough DNA to make a clone.

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    1. Re:Source site by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      You need to have a long needle going into your abdomen in order to get pure enough DNA to make a clone. Baldercrap! You only need a forkful of back growth scrapings to make a clone!

    2. Re:Source site by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Wrong again! According to The Tick, you only need a used tissue to make a clone. Now, granted said clone will be green and slightly weird.

  23. NOT a Complete DNA Scan by eclaculator · · Score: 5, Informative

    People frequently confuse microarray SNP (single nucleotide polymorphism) studies with an actual DNA scan that identifies all 3 billion A,C,T and G bases in the human genome. This $1000 option looks at about 2 million KNOWN sites which vary between people. These mutations are not the ones that actually code for a disease, but because they happen to be NEAR the actual ones that do on the chromosomes, it is assumed that if you have the SNP mutation, you will have the disease-prone variant in your genome as well. The problem with this technique is that it only measures variants that we know about, whereas a true complete DNA scan would be the "gold standard" and provide you with the most detailed information possible. Unfortunately, a true DNA sequencing of this variety runs about $100000.

    1. Re:NOT a Complete DNA Scan by larkost · · Score: 1

      And the "gold standard" DNA scan is still going to miss the DNA Methylation that is increasingly important in disease studies. It turns out that methylation is also (at least in part) inheritable. It is going to be a long time before complete DNA read-outs are available, and then a while more before methylation read-outs follow them.

      Then there is the whole understanding the results part...

    2. Re:NOT a Complete DNA Scan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) There is no need to sequence every base pair in the genome to have a good idea what the whole sequence is. Genes are arrayed on the chromosome in a linear fashion, and the closer they are to one another, the more likely they will be inherited together in the next generation after meiosis (the shuffling of genetic information that happens during sperm and egg formation). The term for this is "linkage disequilibrium." So, the sequence at a particular location is very predictive of what the sequences nearby on the chromosome are in a particular ancestry, because there aren't that many "shuffles of the deck" per human generation. The exceptions are going to be de novo mutations that arise spontaneously. Therefore, in one sense, their limited sequence analysis does have some utility.

      2) On the other hand, it has recently been shown that different people from different ancestries have a variety of duplications, inversions, and other large-scale alterations to their chromosomes. These sorts of alterations are likely to have big effects on gene expression, and therefore health and disease. However, these alterations are, to my knowledge, not yet accessible to the sort of large scale testing that these people are selling. Therefore, you are still going to be lacking a lot of important information about your genome if you buy their test.

    3. Re:NOT a Complete DNA Scan by eclaculator · · Score: 1

      Indeed, there are plenty of things missing even from a "complete" DNA sequence. The methylation sites, as you mentioned, are just one of them. We still can't sequence the telomeres and centromeres even in the reference genome. This doesn't tell you about mitochondrial DNA, which is maternally inherited. Furthermore all cells in the body have their unique RNA and gene expression profiles, which must be painstakingly addressed with other special microarray techniques. Every cell division involves its own set of random mutations that occurred during DNA duplication, and there's no way to catalog these through the whole body. There are histones compacting the DNA and repressing expression in non-obvious ways, plus multiple sites on the histones for regulation through acetylation. The beauty of life is in its complexity and many layers of regulation, but it's still amazing to witness the pace at which we are demystifying it.

    4. Re:NOT a Complete DNA Scan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try a bit more than $100,000... Try $20,000,000. Or really close to impossible, since the reference sequence isn't even "complete" it is hard to generate a complete resequenced human. Or better yet, please tell us all where you can get a "true complete DNA scan" for $100,000. Hmm, a tesla roadster or a human genome? I think I'd rather have a genome...

    5. Re:NOT a Complete DNA Scan by giminy · · Score: 1

      This $1000 option looks at about 2 million KNOWN sites which vary between people.

      I'd also like to point out that many of these 2 million known sites are covered by patents, so they probably can't even tell you that. My prime example is still the BRCA3 sequence, which is a breast cancer determinant in many folks, and whose discovery is covered by a patent.

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    6. Re:NOT a Complete DNA Scan by eclaculator · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that it's a commercialized product yet, but 454 Life Sciences has the technology to do it at that price. Read the NYTimes article here: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/31/science/31cnd-gene.html

    7. Re:NOT a Complete DNA Scan by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Number of genes scanned: the awesomeness measure for the new millenium.

      I can see it now. First generation will scan 100K. Nine months later will be the 200K exam, then the 400K...eventually the machines will be able to do the entire genome in a single go (or come close), and there won't be able to begin on that.

      Then they'll add the dual core variety that can scan two people at once...

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    8. Re:NOT a Complete DNA Scan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes if you run 400 454 FLEX runs you can generate enough data for a genome- here at 4-5M $s. However, I'd like an accurate genome please and 454 seq suffers from serious artifacts. Why not say hey, you can generate decent coverage of a 20x genome equivelants with 60 illumina runs? It only "costs" 210K (leave out labor and overhead) to collect the data! But sadly 60 illumina runs doesn't a genome make, nor does 400 454 runs. Why does everyone think that technology is really that great that the cost to do something has dropped from 1B to 100K in 5 years? What you actually want is a way to capture the variation between your genome and other peoples (and the reference). The only cost effective way to do this right now is to sample 1M SNPs that have been identified as variable. Some day you will be able to sequence a hg for $100K. But to do this in a way that is useful, you'd also need many more reference genomes and you'd need to be producing near 100% accurate genomes. Otherwise as is the case now, spending 4M for a 454 human genome is no better than getting a 23andme illumina run done. And it should be note that 1K for this and the subsequent data analysis is really cheap, they aren't planning on making a lot of money with this service and it would interesting to see the breakdown between Illumina and 23andMe for who gets how much.

  24. So this is how they do it now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So instead of forcing your dna into databases so the police will have you on record, you now get the joy of paying a thousand dollars to hand it over? Where can I sign up?

  25. will tell you very little about your health by welcher · · Score: 2

    Apart from a few very strong known genetic associations, there is currently little that your genotype can tell you about your current or future well-being. The strong associations are so strong, chances are you already know about it (cos you or close family members have something wrong with you). The weak associations tell you things like your chance of heart problems might be 3% higher than the majority of the population because of a few SNPs.

    It's possible that you could find some unknown aspects about your family history but you probably already know which part of the world your ancestors come from.

    So it's a vanity project that costs $1000 and possibly compromises your privacy.

  26. medical costs by jonpublic · · Score: 1

    I like the concept of knowing what I might be susceptible to. Depending on what I maybe susceptible to I could easily save a grand knowing that now. That would allow me to change my behavior and lower my risk factors. High blood pressures, awesome, I'll work on that now. Cancer? I'll do what I can to lower my risk.

    I think the price will come down and that the amount of useful knowledge will go up, its only a matter of time before it becomes worth your time and money.

    I'd demand privacy from such a service. I'd hope that insurance companies wouldn't be able to charge me extra because of some gene.

  27. Beware health insurance implications by timcrews · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Our doctor advised us once that we should not do genetic assays unless it was a serious health situation. Anything that you learn in the negative direction may be grounds for future denial of health insurance coverage. If you're just curious -- it is probably better not to know.

    1. Re:Beware health insurance implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that people dropping a grand on a whim aren't likely to be worried about health insurance.

    2. Re:Beware health insurance implications by maxume · · Score: 1

      Beware health coverage implications. If it was insurance, evil companies could reduce the rates for people who had good results(and someone _eventually_ would offer such reduced rates), rather than setting their rates based on who they are legally required to cover.

      Note that I do think that society should provide coverage for people who require expensive treatment, especially when it is ongoing, I just don't think that it is something that can be worked into a private model.

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    3. Re:Beware health insurance implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Luckily, I'm able to anonymize this information through a process I call "lying."

    4. Re:Beware health insurance implications by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      My doctor did a similar thing. I have gout (very painful joint condition - look it up for more details if interested). Now, when I first went see my doctor, his response was "Well, gout can increase insurance premiums if you're diagnosed. Some of your symptoms are similar, but I think they could also be caused by your shoes. Go get some supportive inserts and see if those help. BUT, if it did happen to be gout, *wink*, here's a list of dietary recommendations I would make to help with that disease.".

      Unfortunately the diet didn't help and I had to get an official diagnosis (via bloodtest) anyways to get prescription medication (I'm a government employee so my insurance is completely covered anyways), but oh well.

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    5. Re:Beware health insurance implications by CagedBear · · Score: 1

      Who said you are obligated to share it with your health insurance company?

    6. Re:Beware health insurance implications by Digypro · · Score: 1

      Better for them, not you! Would you rather die than pay a higher premium?

    7. Re:Beware health insurance implications by dh003i · · Score: 1

      Yea, always demonize the "evil" health insurance companies, while ignoring regulations that require them to "insure" every ridiculous thing (so that instead of insurance, what we really have is an insane amount of pre-paid medical care and wealth-redistribution from the healthy to the unhealthy).

      Why the hell should someone in the top 1 percentile pay the same health insurance premium as someone who is average or below-average? Why not make normal people pay the same rates as football players too.

      Of course, it's perfectly fine if insurance companies don't know your genetic makeup, I'm sure they'd agree. As long as you also don't know it. But what you can't have is a situation where individuals know their genetic makeup, but insurance companies can't request genetic testing for their information; because that results in insurance companies systematically being defrauding and losing money. Or, there will be many more regulations, effectively eliminating the last vestiges of real health insurance -- which is supposed to be for catastrophes, not colds or acupuncture of people who have indiscriminate unprotected sex -- and replace it with nothing more than a socialist health system, where wealth is redistributed from the healthy to the unhealthy.

    8. Re:Beware health insurance implications by Prune · · Score: 1

      Surely the assays are not public information. How would the insurance companies know the results?

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    9. Re:Beware health insurance implications by maxume · · Score: 1

      If you are railing against my post, you misread it.

      I would disagree with you though, simply not disclosing information to an insurance company isn't fraud, it takes just a little more than that(like actively hiding it or lying).

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    10. Re:Beware health insurance implications by dh003i · · Score: 1

      My bad, upon re-reading it, I think you were being sarcastic (?), and actually saying it was a good thing:

      "If it was insurance, evil companies could reduce the rates for people who had good results(and someone _eventually_ would offer such reduced rates), rather than setting their rates based on who they are legally required to cover."

      I took that as you saying it would be bad if insurance companies did such. But it seems you were being sarcastic (hence the "evil companies" phrase).

      I do however disagree with this:

      "Note that I do think that society should provide coverage for people who require expensive treatment, especially when it is ongoing, I just don't think that it is something that can be worked into a private model."

      Just because someone else requires expensive treatment, doesn't mean I and other taxpayers should have to pay for it. That's not anyone else' fault. I think this is for personal savings, family, and charity to deal with.

      It may suck if someone requires expensive treatment. My uncle has diabetes and thus needs dialysis. However, that doesn't mean that the State, or anyone else, is entitled to steal taxpayers money at gunpoint (which is really what all taxation is, theft, the initiation of aggression).

      However, on the flip-side, imagine how much cheaper medical treatment would be if not for Statist crippling of the free market: The FDA which makes drug R&D very costly; the State-supported AMA, a cartel of doctors, which prevents competition; mandatory things that insurance must cover; etc. And of course, things would also be cheaper because there wouldn't be inflation (inflation is caused by printing money; we wouldn't have that if on a gold standard). And we'd become wealthier at a more rapid rate, as the free market produces more wealth and higher standards of living absent State-intervention.

    11. Re:Beware health insurance implications by maxume · · Score: 1

      It's not that easy an issue for me. I don't have the stomach to inflict the lottery of birth on a six month old with disease X while lavishing it on people with trust funds. If we weren't living in the wealthiest society in history, I might feel different about it. That doesn't mean that I want to take the trust fund away, just that I think there is probably some middle ground available.

      I am a big fan of markets as a way to accomplish goals. They usually require regulation so that those goals don't become destructive. We would have to establish some common definition of what a free market was to go much further than that(vis., some people say that a free market only exists when there is perfect information parity and some only when contracts are guaranteed, where I would argue that neither is particularly free sounding).

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    12. Re:Beware health insurance implications by dh003i · · Score: 1

      A simple definition of a pure free market is a situation where there is no initiation of aggression, all voluntary transactions are allowed, and no involuntary transactions are forced.

      This can be, and always is even absent a State, abrogated to various degrees. For example, a rapist forces an interaction on his victim that she does not desire; their interaction is not mutually consented upon. Or maybe someone prevents a transaction from happening that would have voluntarily happened We can dismiss the case of children and the mentally retarded referring to custodial issues and ability to consent to various things, for now.

      Of course, the biggest abrogator of the free market is the State, or government, which prevents all sorts of voluntary interactions from happening (working under certain conditions, drug-use, prostitution, selling contraband, etc); and requires other involuntary interactions (e.g., taxes, jury-duty, the draft, and so-on and so-forth).

      Thus, libertarianism as I would call it, simply means consistently applying the rules of non-aggression and private property to all; no exceptions. Theft and robbery are always wrong. Private property is to be respected, and not trespassed on, stolen, destroyed, or taxed. Rape is always wrong. Murder is always wrong and not right just because some idiots in D.C. "declare war", anymore than would murder be right if a serial murderer "declared war" on his victims before killing them. Nor is stealing ok because the State declares "eminent domain," that they need your property for bigger and better things; or because Donald Trump tries to persuade NJ to take away a little old lady's house through eminent domain. If someone doesn't want to give their property to you, or trade with you, you don't get to give her $X -- however generous you may feel that is -- and say she's been adequately compensated.

      A free market does not require that there be symmetric information, nor does it require that all contracts be guaranteed. In the real world, there can be no true guarantees. And no-one has an obligation to enforce someone else's contract unless they previously agreed to do such. Caveat emptor, and caveat venditor; buyer and seller beware. Neither is required to do the other's homework (although fraud is of course prohibited).

      You say you don't have the stomach to let some infant die of disease X while trust-fund children are wealthy, that's all fine and well if you want to help diseased infants with your own money. If, however, you want to take money from trust-fund children or the rich, then that's just theft or robbery. What you're really saying is that because other people have chosen to use the money they've earned in ways you disagree with -- but that are not aggressing against anyone -- you're going to sanction pointing a gun at them and forcing them to give their money, killing them if necessary. It is not the fault of the rich, qua the rich, or their children that some people aren't so well off. To a certain extent, life is a lottery. But if anyone is at fault for subjecting children to a lottery, it is their parents for sure; not strangers who had nothing to do with the conception of the child.

      Rephrasing, whenever you are dissatisfied with some situation -- maybe it's the preservation of a various forest, or children with diseased, or whatever -- you can use your own money and influence to address it. You can attempt to use reason and passion to convince others to voluntarily join in your efforts (and there are private conservatory efforts; near where I live, there is a privately owned bog). However, you aren't justified in using force to make others help you. This is just stomping your feet and having a temper tantrum when you don' get your way. In fact, it's worse; it's hitting the kids around you to get what you want.

      And nor does "democracy" justify that. For there are 9 men and 1 woman, and the 9 men "vote" that they ought to all have sex with the one woman, well she's outvoted 9-1. That doesn't mean that they're entitled to have sex with her, or that their actions would be anything but rape.

    13. Re:Beware health insurance implications by maxume · · Score: 1

      So to get to this happy place where there is no initiation of aggression and private property is to be respected, do you draw some line in time where you start ignoring history?

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    14. Re:Beware health insurance implications by dh003i · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, ignoring history? Libertarians don't ignore history; we realize that history illustrates our theories about States, that they cause massive war and destruction.

      Or are you talking about past deeds whereby some current property possessors aren't legitimate owners, because they obtained their property by theft, or by getting the government to steal it from someone else and give it to them (e.g., Donald Trump)? We needn't ignore that; once you can prove that someone's possession was ill-gotten -- that they stole it -- you can take it from them. However, as they say, possession is 9/10ths of the law, and absent evidence to the contrary, we presume that the current possessor is the legitimate owner.

      You might be interested in checking out Murray Rothbard's For a New Liberty: http://www.mises.org/rothbard/newliberty.asp

    15. Re:Beware health insurance implications by maxume · · Score: 1

      I was being even a little more histrionic -- think separating the current wealth of the United States from slavery.

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    16. Re:Beware health insurance implications by dh003i · · Score: 1

      I think my post addressed that. But to be quite frank, I think very little of our wealth is due to slavery. Aside from being criminal, slavery was not an efficient economic system. And it has been economically demonstrated that the only ones who were expected obtained value from slaves are those who first enslaved them; subsequent "buyers" payed the discounted present value of all future cash-revenues that the slave and their descendants were to generate. Furthermore, to the extent that it did benefit the minority of plantation owners in the South who had slaves, they externalized the costs of keeping slaves by getting laws passed like the fugitive slave act.

      In any event, the argument about needing proof of illegitimate possession applies here. Furthermore, we commonly recognize that if someone buys something legitimately thinking the good wasn't stolen, we don't make them a criminal and punish them.

  28. good news for bio grads by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a science junkie (but engineer by day), it seems apparent that genetics technology could be as big as (if not bigger) than computer technology has been for the past twenty years. The problem is, someone with a BS in Software Engineering or Computer Science will start out making $50-%70k, while someone with a BS in Biology will only make about $30k. With those kinds of numbers, a scientifically inclined undergrad would be making a huge gamble by selecting Bio as a major.

    My hope is that services like this will start to provide jobs for our current Bio grads, pushing the salaries up to a level that makes the choice of a Biology major much more desirable. Only then will the genetic revolution really start to take off.

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    1. Re:good news for bio grads by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      If CS grads are supposed to start out at $50-70k I am either retarded or grossly underpaid. Highest offer I got fresh out of college last year with almost 2 years of relevant internship experience was $45K.

      When adjusted for reality your bio people are living below the poverty line in most areas.

    2. Re:good news for bio grads by confusednoise · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a scientifically inclined undergrad would be making a huge gamble by selecting Bio as a major.


      A huge gamble if the size of your paycheck is the only criterion you use to judge the success of your career choices...there are others - pursuing what you love comes to mind, for example.

      Just food for thought...
    3. Re:good news for bio grads by scapermoya · · Score: 1

      i resent your implication that majoring in biology is a gamble. as a current bio undergrad, i'd like to say that many of us do just fine after college. yes, the starting salary may not be spectacular, but look at the number of doctors with bio degrees. an intern's starting salary out of med school is a tad better than minimum wage, but it scales rather quickly. i know most people with a BS (or BA, which is what I will be getting)in bio don't go to med school, but I would bet that many many doctors have an undergrad bio degree. just sayin' that starting salary isn't the best metric to measure a major's worth.

      that being said, i agree that the genetics boon of the next twenty years will indeed give bio grads more lucrative options other than med school, which is very much welcome. the way i see it, biology is only of the last unconquered scientific paradigms. we have pinned down physics to scales that are beyond the reaches of most people's imaginations. we have incredible understanding of and control over chemistry. our predictive power in biology, however, is much weaker. biology is less elucidated and that's what draws me to it. there's still a lot of work to be done.

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    4. Re:good news for bio grads by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      If CS grads are supposed to start out at $50-70k I am either retarded or grossly underpaid. Highest offer I got fresh out of college last year with almost 2 years of relevant internship experience was $45K.

      When adjusted for reality your bio people are living below the poverty line in most areas.


      Depends on the area where you first get the job offer. I started out in a wealthy area, with moderate housing costs and after a few years moved to an area with a low cost of living. I got a higher (well higher than 50k) starting salary whereas people who started in my area were starting at below 50.

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    5. Re:good news for bio grads by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1
      Did you only look in your own town? All of my college buddies have BSEs from a reputable engineering school (Ohio State), and their starting salaries were ($55k - $67k). People with just BSs, or worse, BAs seem to make a bit less, it seems.

      Here's an excerpt from a 2004 CNN article--salaries have grown a LOT since 2004, mind you:

      Engineering majors are seeing the most cash -- though with narrow percentage changes from last year -- led by gains from chemical engineering graduates, who now earn $52,539 a year on average, up 0.3 percent from a year earlier. Computer engineering graduates follow closely behind with $51,297, a 0.1 percent decrease from last year.

      Those graduating with a degree in computer science are seeing heartier increases. According to NACE, information sciences and systems grads earn $42,375 a year on average. That's up 10.7 percent from a year earlier. Meanwhile, computer science graduates make $49,036 a year, a gain of 4.1 percent.

      So yes, you are making quite a bit less than average. In fact, you're making less than a truck driver. The experience you are gaining could prove to be more valuable in the long run, however.

      If I were you I would go after certifications or something to grow the resume, while checking the job-hunting sites in areas with better local economies than wherever you are.
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    6. Re:good news for bio grads by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Doctors? Medical school? I'm talking about a BS--four years of school. That's the only way you can compare it to the in-demand scientific degrees--where a four year investment yields almost double the median national income.

      The vast majority of people do not have the disposition to spend all of their twenties in school. For this majority, the merits of a Ph.D are irrelevant. Too many bio grads end up taking careers unrelated to their degrees.

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    7. Re:good news for bio grads by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      For people who like the ability to support their families well, travel the world, or just escape their college debt, salary is a primary concern when choosing a field of study.

      Intellectual passions can be explored without committing to a life of poverty. Libraries and amateur groups exist for a reason.

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    8. Re:good news for bio grads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the real money to be made lies in (very) advanced computational and probabilistic models. The over-supply of biologists (and hence under-valuation) is due to the "soft"-ness of the discipline in most cases. Again, this isn't always true, but a biologist with strong mathematical and computational training will not only understand biology better, but ought to be making more than $30K (unless interning or such)... These two facts are connected. The ones making $30K aren't really doing much more than pushing buttons and pipetting liquids. (There's nothing wrong with this, and I have done the equivalent drudgery in my field, but there's not much reason to pay them more than $30K - it's a sina cura job; the idea is that it is a job to perform whilst studying/writing a thesis/working your way up in the company/etc.)

      I suppose that teaching biology is important, but rather than "push salaries up" (how, exactly, would one do this esp. in today's political climate?), we should promote reasonable training in math/statistics and exactly as importantly, start teaching actual computer skills (scripting languages and packages like Matlab) as opposed to Office(tm) skills. Then our biologists will be better trained and more useful and thus, hopefully, command more money and influence.

    9. Re:good news for bio grads by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Academia in general is out of touch with the needs of the economy. A real understanding of applied probability and statistics would help more than just scientists, I'm sure. IT curricula put heavy emphasis on algorithmic analysis and almost none on actually producing software.

      If I were in charge, I would make private industry experience mandatory for anyone on a curriculum planning board.

      As for how to "push up" salaries, I only mean to say that new industries like personal DNA analysis would increase the demand for the specialized skills of bio majors. If the field becomes more lucrative, more of the best and brightest will get in to it, paving the way for a future of health and plenty.

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    10. Re:good news for bio grads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We will have to agree to disagree about the role of private industry in education. Already we have enough problems with the lack of critical review and conflict of interests. I think that private industry should be more forward-looking and honest about risks; and, yes, academia needs to get out of its own little world. In particular, academia really shits on practical programming skills - this is to everyone's detriment. I am still shocked that my 'colleagues' working on stochastic processes are incapable of doing simulations without a point-and-click interface... However, transplanting a bunch of self-interested executives into education isn't going to do any good.

      That aside, of course biology is going to become more significant. My point was just that in all of my experience, mathematicians and statisticians are more important in developing commercial products about personal DNA analysis, &c. The biology involved is just not as hard as the abstract systematic problems of pattern analysis and data interpretation...

    11. Re:good news for bio grads by Tim · · Score: 1

      Don't kid yourself -- there's a huge over-supply of graduate-level biologists with mathematical and computational training. The problem has nothing to do with the "softness" of the discipline, but rather, with the fact that academia pumps out doctorates at rates that can't be supported by industry.

      Moreover, the button-pushers of the biology world are actually in a sweet spot, with regard to supply and demand. It's generally quite easy to obtain lab tech work with a BS (or even an AA). With one of these jobs, you'll live comfortably, work normal hours, and though you'll likely never lead a project, you'll earn respect and authority over time. An MS will bump you to a slightly higher salary, but it's questionable whether the gain is worth the opportunity cost (lost income, mainly).

      By contrast, a PhD will leave you largely unemployable. You won't even be considered for most "PhD-level" positions, until you've completed an additional 2-4 years of post-doctoral "training", on top of the 5-7 years it takes to get the degree. And ironically, you won't even be able to get the lab tech work that you could have found with a BS/MS, because it is perceived as a "waste of talent" to put a PhD in a tech position, and most companies are fearful that you'll leave for greener pastures at the first opportunity (to be fair, this is probably true).

      The OP is correct: if you're intelligent, and you're concerned about income, the biological sciences are a terrible place to be. Computer science is much more lucrative -- as are law, medicine, business and engineering. The perception that bio-tech is a job generator is largely a function of industry propaganda, and does not stand up to even casual scrutiny.

      If you doubt me, go to the Science Magazine Careers Forum, and check out the number of truly sad stories in the field....

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    12. Re:good news for bio grads by RincewindTVD · · Score: 1

      50 - modulo 70 ?

      well.. assuming the mod70 is 50%70 (as it's the only other number mentioned) then it'd be 50-50 all up... starting salary of $0k
      or the '-' might be a spelling mistake so starting salary of $50k... why bother with the mod70?

      brought to you by the Comp Sci majors of the world, criticizing your spelling mistakes

      cap: surreal

    13. Re:good news for bio grads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also disagree with the GP that a bio major is a gamble. You either know what you're getting into, or you do it because it's what everyone else is doing. However, undergraduate degrees don't affect one's ability as a doctor. Yes, most of them probably have bio degrees, but I assume that's because it's the natural path.

      I'll be applying for med school with an EECS degree - though I'm now in academic (biological) research. Salary is a terrible measure of a major's worth; I would argue that a post-doc knows far more than any new doctor, yet researchers make much less than a doctor does.

      (Did you go to UC Berkeley? Since your webpage is a astronomy page on the school's site. I went there too.)

    14. Re:good news for bio grads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - cos is there's one thing we need in genetics, it's lots of people who are in it for the money!

    15. Re:good news for bio grads by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Bull. The Bio you're talking about (like many jobs where you get to do something cool and/or that matters) is just too advanced these days for just an undergrad degree. All an undergrad degree qualifies you for, really, is monotonous work they could hire somebody with a high school education to do.

      PhDs in Bio certainly make some nice dough -- even if it takes a while to get there. But so do MBAs, Drs, Lawyers, and a whole slew of other professions that require lots of schooling.

      What can someone who is pre-med, business, pre-law, etc., make out of undergrad? Same as a bio student. It's not about what you make after undergrad, it's where your ultimate career trajectory takes you.

      The fact of the matter is anybody who graduates undergrad and expects to be making $50k out of the gate is dreaming (unless they belong to a select few who went to a really prestigious university, choose the right profession (nurses in urban areas can make more out of the gate), or just get really lucky

    16. Re:good news for bio grads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also a big difference between the system admin and software development parts of IT - the former does not need an emphasis on producing software.

      Universities are geared to produce academics, rather than workers (for lack of a better word). If one wants a vocational curriculum, then they should go to the proper school for that; universities, on the other hand, focus on research.

      I'm not really sure bio majors have many "specialized" skills - it's not all that hard to learn PCR, electrophoresis, transformation, and the like. Academic research is much harder than anything the research assistants work on at a large pharmaceutical. In any case, you do realize that biotechnology and pharmaceutical companies have some of the largest profit margins in any industry, right? It's an incredibly lucrative business.

      The best and brightest already can go into private industry. Most of them choose academia instead.

    17. Re:good news for bio grads by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      That AVERAGE computer engineering graduate makes $55k right out of school with a BS. The best of my friends started at $67k. This is from a public university.

      Believe it or not, but the majority of talented people (and people in general) don't have the disposition to spend the entirety of their twenties in school. I was quite pleased with myself for having no debt, a sports car, a luxury apartment, and some world travel by the time I was 24. Majoring in something else and having to wait until 30 to live life seems miserable to me. Some of my friends are STILL in med school with $90k in debt, and I am managing a $90k stock portfolio! I do whatever I want with my weekends and evenings, while they study. I'm no fluke-- I'm just a B student who studied something with a real market demand.

      Currently, very few majors enable talented people who prefer life to grad school to put their abilities to full use. I hope Bio can soon be one of those fields. There is so much potential in things like genetic analysis. I know people who stopped school after a BS in Bio, and their jobs aren't that great, which is a shame because they are both quite intelligent.

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    18. Re:good news for bio grads by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Universities are geared to produce academics, rather than workers (for lack of a better word). If one wants a vocational curriculum, then they should go to the proper school for that; universities, on the other hand, focus on research.
      That sounds like a bullshit excuse from a lazy academic. You just implied that the 50% of high school grads who go to universities are doing so to become professors or researchers. What planet are you from? Universities are expected to produce academics AND skilled professionals. How many engineers do you know who went to trade school instead of universities? Every practicing engineer (and engineering manager) I know thinks the University curriculum is out of touch with reality.
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    19. Re:good news for bio grads by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      But the great grandparent was talking about jobs in Bio. My point is that when you choose your career, you choose how much schooling you need to pursue. There are plenty of jobs that pay well with just a college degree (or less than a college degree), and there are plenty of jobs that pay terribly with with much more than a college degree (what do you think a PhD in history makes?).

    20. Re:good news for bio grads by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I was responding to "The fact of the matter is anybody who graduates undergrad and expects to be making $50k out of the gate is dreaming"

      And I imagine a PhD in history makes $60-$90 with awesome benefits IF he lands a teaching job at a university. If not, he makes whatever he can in tips.

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  29. Worth it? Absolutely by moore.dustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While privacy is an issue, I think this sort of thing could an invaluable tool to know more about yourself. Some may want to not know about what they are predisposed to, but I have a hard time understanding why. Sure, you may be hit with something life changing, but those are things I want to know - the sooner the better too. Think of it this way, before you buy are car you should look into its safety, reliability, etc etc. - you look into the investment to know what you are getting into. The same can be said for the DNA decoding - you should know what kind of body you are walking around town with so you can accommodate for any shortcomings nature bestowed upon you.

    You can claim ignorance is bliss, but seeking to be willfully ignorant of a subject is the height of irresponsibility.

    On the question of whether or not it is worth it for $1000... well I think so. Look at things in the long run - you'll have in inside track on those insurance companies.

    1. Re:Worth it? Absolutely by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      The flaw in your analogy is that if I don't like a car, I can always look at other models. I'm stuck with this body, good or bad, and I already know it has one significant defect.

      I guess I look at it and ask myself if anything I learned would change my lifestyle. The answer is very likely no. I enjoy my life, I do what I enjoy doing, even if it's not healthy, and some day - like us all - I'll bite the big one. I really have no fear of death (not for religious reasons, just because I'll be dead and at that point I really won't much care...), so I might as well try to enjoy every day as much as I can. On the other hand, if I know I had a strong predisposition to Alzheimers or some such, I would very likely spend a good deal of time dreading the end, and wonder if every forgotten thing in my life was the start of my long, slow demise.

      Put simply, I'd rather not know, because I know it would affect the way I live now, and not necessarily in a positive way.

    2. Re:Worth it? Absolutely by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

      Well I have to say, if that is what you think is right for you, then I have no quarrel with it. What you think you should do is what counts, not what I think you should do. I can only question your motives and such. It is not selfish at all because, like I said, what you think is what matters. I look at it from the perspective that I owe it to myself, since I value my life and the time I have to do what I want to do. I may enjoy my life and not want it to change, but that is not the point. I see it as more valuable to know what is going on in the DNA so you can have the information there so you can make a decision. You may choose to ignore it, that is fine, but not choosing at all is not the answer though, in my eyes. I can boil my argument down to say that knowing allows you to understand the consequences of your actions more, for good or ill. You may be worried that the information may cause you to change your life, which you think is great right now. Really though, that is a weak stance as you are making the same choice now. The only difference is information you currently have on hand to make those choices. Also, remember that in the end, you still have the power of choice - so I cannot see a case where you would not want more information to base those choices off of.

  30. I'm waiting for the creationist model... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A low low low one time payment of $10,000 and a lifetime contract for tithings just to tell me that some invisible dude created me and my dna is immutable and just the same as adam's. It should be a huge success.

  31. In Other News by lupine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    White House seeks to expand DNA database
    Citizens, including juveniles who have been arrested for a crime(but not convicted) are being added to the governments DNA database.

    1. Re:In Other News by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Why not just collect everybody's DNA at birth, or whenever they become permanent residents of the united states? If you're going to start holding the DNA of everybody who has been arrested, even if the charges were dismissed, why not just have the DNA of everybody. Seems kind of unfair to those who were found innocent to have their DNA on file, while other innocent people do not have their DNA in a database. Also, on a completely unrelated note, does the DNA database support chimeras?

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    2. Re:In Other News by lupine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They don't need to have everyone in the database to effectively have a DNA tracking of all citizens. If one person in your family is in the database then you are in the database.
      In addition to the fee they collect from you this company might be recieving your tax money through an outsourcing program to the help populate the government database or they may strictly maintain client confidentiality until they receive a national security letter from the department of homeland surveillance, but the end result is the same.

      In my previous post I linked to a 4 year old cnn article to show that the government has been using questionable means to populate codis for quite some time now and I doubt that this government intrusion into personal privacy will be exposed until it is too late and the entire population is effectively mapped.

    3. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just collect everybody's DNA at birth, or whenever they become permanent residents of the united states?

      A friend's wife is a nurse and she says everyone born in a Michigan hospital since around 1966 has a blood sample on file (frozen). I assume other states have similar programs.

    4. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid I have to call BS on this. Do you have any idea how much refridgerated space that would require? Then there is the elctricity to run those freezers.
      So yeah BS

    5. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid I have to call BS on this. Do you have any idea how much refridgerated space that would require? Then there is the elctricity to run those freezers.
      So yeah BS


      Wow, that took a lot of effort for you to speculate that it is BS. I'd speculate you consider many things in your life "BS" or impossible.

      A capillary tube of blood could be smaller than 1/16" dia. But let's take the large 1/16 number.

      The birth rate of Michigan is about 130K a year for the past 100 years.

      A year of tubes stacked would be 677 feet. It would take 39 4' x 4' drawers to hold a year of samples. If the drawers were 4", that would be a 13' stack of drawers. Not small but very possible.

  32. Relations between Google and 23andme by this+great+guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can't find who the CEO of 23andme is (after only 30 sec of research), but Anne Wojcicki is indeed at least co-founder of the company and member of the Board of Directors: https://www.23andmeobjects.com/res/1570/pdf/factsheet.pdf

    Oh and Google is already involved in this company, they are an investor: https://www.23andme.com/about/corporate

    1. Re:Relations between Google and 23andme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is theree some reason you posted such worthless prattle? Like maybe you have no life? Idiot.

    2. Re:Relations between Google and 23andme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you so eager to hide that Google is involved in this company? What is your agenda?

    3. Re:Relations between Google and 23andme by this+great+guy · · Score: 1

      My post wasn't meant to be negative. I just found this bit of information interesting and wanted to share it with others.

  33. Online Scan by infonography · · Score: 0



    I have the info on my website and I already scanned you

    Results:

                        You are most like Frodo from Lord of the Rings.

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  34. I wouldn't want to know... by thealpha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having been previously misdiagnosed with Leukemia and acting on that diagnoses for almost a year, I can tell you that being told that I'm predisposed to something would make every day difficult and worrisome. Shoudl I eat that? Why do I have a headache? My feet are hot, is that a sign?

    I would rather have it surprise me and then live every day for what it's worth. Else you might think you sick and run up a bunch of bills you can't pay when you find out you're fine.

    1. Re:I wouldn't want to know... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      That's fine and well for you, but there's plenty of drugs to delay Alzheimer's, they're better the earlier they're taken, and I have family history for it.

      I'd much rather find out if I'm also predisposed, and if so get on them at an age before significant impairement. DNA tests would be a good indicator of the need to take further action.

      While $1k is expensive, it's actually fairly cheap in the realm of diagnostic tests.

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    2. Re:I wouldn't want to know... by thealpha · · Score: 1

      You are already talking about changing your lifestyle based on the results that are not 100% certain.

      Anyone can state their thoughts on how they would react if they could see into the "future" but until you have been diagnosed terminal, you won't understand.

    3. Re:I wouldn't want to know... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that I'd want to be diagnosed with something terminal, but with early treatment today it's quite possible to delay the worst of Altheimer's until I croak of something else.

      That's why I'd want to know about it.

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    4. Re:I wouldn't want to know... by khallow · · Score: 1

      You are already talking about changing your lifestyle based on the results that are not 100% certain.

      That's life. You don't have complete information.

      Anyone can state their thoughts on how they would react if they could see into the "future" but until you have been diagnosed terminal, you won't understand.

      There's a reason for such tests, and it's not to find out in more detail what's going to kill you.

  35. There are some cool DNA projects out there already by NickCatal · · Score: 4, Informative

    National Geographic has a project called The Genographic Project that will take your DNA and trace the ancient travels of your ancestry. It costs $100+S&H and your data is stored along with an anonymous code only you know (before you send it in.) Then the group takes all of the data it gets and puts it all together to further their research.

    The team behind the project has already collected thousands of samples from people worldwide who have interesting lineages (Indiginous people in xyz area) and found out some REALLY cool stuff.

    The $1k thing seems like a privacy nightmare though.

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    -nick
  36. Next Step by tritonman · · Score: 1

    The next step is to incorporate this into an online dating service. Not only can you search on age and sexual preferences, but you can now search for people with or without a specific gene! Search on 3 billion points of compatibility, eat your heart out eHarmony.com!

    1. Re:Next Step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but 23andme.com would have to let us highlight all database entries that have the marker for big boobs.

  37. If you have a gene? by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

    They give you a "Gene Explorer" that allows you to do a search in your genome to find out if you have a certain gene (e.g., you just heard on the news that Gene XYZ has been linked to Alzheimer's Disease)."

    If this is your approach genetic diagnostics, then you're pretty much going to find out that you have every 'disease gene' going..

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  38. Check to make sure it's "your" sequence by MDMurphy · · Score: 0, Troll

    There's another company out there doing wall art based on your DNA sample. If I cared enough to spend the money I'd pondered sending them 2 samples, but from different customer names. In theory, the art should have matched.

    I'd like to see some consumer watchdog group do this with these guys. Send the same sample, supposedly from different people, then compare the results.

  39. Caveat Emptor by zombie_striptease · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Funnily enough, I got to reading about a similar service last week: The DNA Ancestry Project run by GeneBase (they've had banner ads all over ScienceDaily). As the name implies, it focuses on the Ancestry rather than giving information on disease susceptibility, though I think I remember reading that you'd have full access to your code online and be able to search it. Unfortunately, looking around for further info online returned a blog post full of commenters who were ripped off in a big way by the company. I'm not saying that any company running a similar service is also out to scam you, but I would generally encourage the buyer to be wary, particularly considering the cost of the service and how little and often vague our knowledge really is in this field at the moment.

    1. Re:Caveat Emptor by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      It's not really a 'similar' service. They look at only a few genes. For example, you can ordr a test to determine Native American ancestry through the male line, or an MtDNA test to determine the same thing through teh female line. These tests have been available for several years from a number of places. The difference here is that you get the whole thing--not just a few pairs. It's much more comprehensive. Most of these programs are well run and do what they promise. One bad apple shouldn't reflect on the others.

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  40. Let's look inside the can of worms... by TheBearBear · · Score: 1

    I didn't RTFA, but do they say anything about fraud and privacy? What if I were to get a sample of someone's saliva and send it in, saying it came from me? I can pick it up from their tobacco chew, or seeing them spit, lots of things! So then what? Can anyone think of any measures against this? I can't think of a good one. of course, I am assuming the crap you get from the inside of your cheeks can be found in saliva!

  41. makes absolutely no sense yet by scapermoya · · Score: 1

    these types of tests are the future of medicine, i have no doubt about it (i'm staking my current education in genetics on it), but at the moment they don't provide a lot. not only do these tests only cover a very very limited portion of your genome, but their "disease predisposition" prediction ability cannot possibly be very accurate for diseases with complex and largely-unknown genetic backgrounds.

    there are now hundreds of known "hotspots" in the genome that have been linked to certain chronic diseases, such as diabetes, heart disease, and certain types of cancer, just to name a few. someday, when DNA sequencing is cheaper and faster, it will be feasible to test large samples of people and extrapolate strong empirical statistics about the relationship between specific mutations and disease, until we find the exact mechanisms of each gene. but for the time being, these statistics are based off of very very few people. for some diseases, looking directly at your sequence can tell you if you have a condition or not. for instance, it is well known that sickle cell anemia is caused by a single nucleotide change, from A to T, which causes a valine to be used in place of a glutamate in the B-globin protein. if one has this mutation in both parental copies of the gene, one has the condition no matter what. however, most other diseases are not so cut-and-dry, and will require huge sample sizes to elucidate the probabilities. this is especially true considering the fact that any one disease can be affected by dozens if not hundreds (or thousands) of different genes. the science of bioinformatics will be very important to us in the future, as pinning down these correlations is as much mathematics as it is biology.

    individual disease prediction will have to wait, but one thing that this type of testing can help with now is carrier testing. many diseases are recessive, and one can be walking around completely healthy but still carry the gene for, let's say, cystic fibrosis. If two heterozygous carriers have children, (usually) the odds of having a child with the disease is 1/4. these genetic screens may be able to tell you if you are indeed a carrier, which will allow you to make more informed decisions about having children. "genetic counseling" is starting to take off these days, as couples are increasingly aware of the genetics behind disease.

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  42. north of DC to become 'new' sunbelt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not right away of course, due to all the fake 'weather' being manufactured for US. maybe next year, or as soon as the godless corepirate nazis are disempowered by the big flash.

    http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=video+cloud+spraying

    see you there?

  43. Last time on Gattacadot by tepples · · Score: 1

    Looks like someone hasn't watched Gattaca. But has someone searched Slashdot tag "gattaca" and found the last article on this topic?
  44. Worth it? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
    Well the actuaries would say so. After all if you are likely to come down with something then they get to jack your rate, if not you get the "normal" anal probing price. Seriously though, you have to take into account how much is the knowledge gained worth? Will you be able to afford preventative actions if you knew you had a high risk of heart and stroke diseases? If you can't afford the gym membership or pills then the knowledge has no value to you. Similarly, someone that is homeless, spouseless, and has no earning potential doesn't have a life "worth" $999 (not in a judgemental way, just as the courts would see it if they had to reimburse long lost second cousin Bill for his traumic loss ;)).

    If your aggregrate life earnings (or another measure of utility) will not be increased by the changes that the info will cause you to do, then no it isn't worth it. The problem is this is a blackbox purchase, it is the typical fortune teller scenario, I have information about your future will you pay X for it, well that depends whats the info? Similarly the value of the genetic scan depends on what the result is. Now if you know you are from an unhealthy family maybe it is worth seeing if you inherited the crap in your family tree or not, after all you might put a greater value on insurance if you think there is a better chance of you needing it earlier than later due to your genetics.

  45. Couple decades? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try 5 years. You'll get more bang for your buck.

  46. Sounds like a great database... by swb311 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    that they'll put together and the feds can subpoena.

  47. or get one for free! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not just murder someone and leave some DNA at the scene? then you'll get a scan for free from the fuzz!

    Please. This is a more useless rip off than naming a star after someone.

  48. They should be paying you for it. by torquefrost · · Score: 1

    Worth it? Get a couple SNPs checked out? No. However, they make you sign a waiver where you give them the right to use your data for science. Sounds noble? Think again, they are building a database of human data that the medical system has all the trouble in the world to build because of ethical issues. Their goal: make a huge database of "completish" human genomes and then sell access to it to big pharma and do some academic money grabbing by "contributing" to research programs as industry partner. The same way Celera sold expensive access to their "more complete" human genome in the days. Companies bought access for lots of money thinking it would give them an edge. Did it? Sure not, the data was mostly crap and still incomplete. But it's an excellent business model Hey! Would you sign your soul to the devil for a facebook account? You might as well.

  49. The real question is by rambag · · Score: 0

    how long will it be until someone sends DNA in from someone other than themselves without that person's knowledge, its a cheek swab now which would be pretty rough to get but its not impossible. Also I cant wait till its $5 for a swab and we get civilians doing there own CSI:insert your name here.

  50. Re:Slashdot users are fucking nerds by mr_mischief · · Score: 0

    How dare you? I know who my father is!

  51. How do they know it's my DNA? by schwit1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What if I sent a swab from a perspective mate to see what genetic anomalies she may contribute to offspring? What if I sent a swab from my child to see what genetic anomalies they may have? In neither case would it be consensual.

    1. Re:How do they know it's my DNA? by MDMurphy · · Score: 1

      That's another move from Gattaca. One scene had several women lining up to get their date's DNA checked out.

    2. Re:How do they know it's my DNA? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What if I sent a swab from a perspective mate to see what genetic anomalies she may contribute to offspring?
      I'm all for it -- now I won't be deceived about my mates' genetics due to the work they've had done by their plastic surgeons.

      I'm sick of the genetic fraud being perpetrated by these gold-diggers, I want to know up-front if my kids will be hit by the ugly stick on their way out of the womb.
      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    3. Re:How do they know it's my DNA? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you're considering doing this on the sly with a prospective mate, then maybe *you're* the one who is not suitable, due to a total lack of ethics and morals.

    4. Re:How do they know it's my DNA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have swabbed my cat's rectum, and will be sending that in for analysis shortly.

      Sure, $999 is a lot to fork over just to amuse myself in such odd fashion, but I'm confident it will be money well spent.

      Best of all, there's most certainly *nothing* consensual about the process.

  52. Cue the fanwank by tepples · · Score: 1

    Results:

    You are most like Frodo from Lord of the Rings. How many chromosome pairs does a hobbit have anyway?
    1. Re:Cue the fanwank by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      How many chromosome pairs does a hobbit have anyway? Half as many as humans. That's why they are halflings.
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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  53. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by G+Fab · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Yeah, it would be nice to through a "; is it" in the place of that comma.

    But I find that those who abbreviate English in a space saving and understanding way are more intelligent than those who never do. Not that it isn't messy or ugly, but it's not a sign of stupidity.

    There is a type of English screw-up that does indicate stupidity. For example, using "ironic" a lot, or screwing up "they're," or completely screwing up commas in a consistent manner, or most obvious are blatant misspellings all indicate an inability to learn. But this is a title (note the capitalization), and the second clause is like a colloquial subtitle. I think he's just trying to sound as informal as possible.

    Like genetics, English is evolving as it moves from generation to generation. This generation is seeing the written language used colloquially in ways it never did before, because of how much content people generate in a short period of time. Face it: it hasn't made it to the textbooks yet, but this is legitimate and normal English in our world, and it's not the egregious ignorant stuff that might dillute or confuse our language

    We're going to see so many changes to language as foreign speakers require simplified verbage and people make more and more content. You will be able to trace the words to the English you consider proper, but that will eventually be a totally different language, much as twelfth century English would be nearly useless today.

  54. Worth it for adoptees by jan+de+bont · · Score: 1

    It is damn sure worth it for my wife, who is adopted. We've tried the family research - dead end. No family history for disease. Genetic profile to get that same info would be great. Nice to see the price falling.

    I need to do research to see if this individual service is the best price/performance out there. Within that "best deal" framework, the general idea is desperately needed and very worthwhile.

    Heck, I've spent $1000 on a hobby in a day. To save my wife's life, or even just know the risks, it's cheap at twice the price.

  55. Meh. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    So what's a thousand bucks buy you? They can tell you your ancient ancestry,
    You're from Africa. Next question.

    They can tell you what diseases you're predisposed to,
    Human? All of them. And one of them is going to kill you one day. Or you might get hit by a bus tomorrow.

    They give you a "Gene Explorer" that allows you to do a search in your genome to find out if you have a certain gene (e.g., you just heard on the news that Gene XYZ has been linked to Alzheimer's Disease).
    Now this sounds interesting, but useless in the short-term. I doubt there are many linear relationships in our genes, such as having Gene XYZ means more likely to get disease ABC. More like, Gene XYZ in combination with Gene 123 and Gene ^&*, unless you have this form of Gene Foo, in which case you need to look at Gene Bar.

    1. Re:Meh. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Or you might get hit by a bus tomorrow.

      OK, but wouldn't you like to know if you have the get-hit-by-a-bus gene?
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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:Meh. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      OK, but wouldn't you like to know if you have the get-hit-by-a-bus gene?

      Not really. It's probably one of those 'fark with fate' things where I decide to take the train because the genes say I doomed to die in a bus accident. And then a bus runs off an overpass and lands on the train.

      Rather not see that one coming.

  56. Do it yourself for $29 by mpascal · · Score: 1

    DNA Wizard 29 bucks! Do it yourself at home.

  57. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it wasn't for all to see.

  58. Have to wait for more than just better tech by Tol+Dantom · · Score: 1

    Let me add that since I work in this field, it is constantly emphasized that complex diseases are not well understood. There are several diseases that can give you a black and white answer, and those are often tested on newborns using a simple panel that does not contain more than a few hundred alternate alleles, very far short of a whole genome sequencing. The rest of the problems, the ones everyone is interested in because they seem inevitable as we keep living longer, are more a problem of living longer than genetics.

    It's still going to be a long time before a geneticist can sit you down and having all the data make any sort of prediction, and even then these predictions will only be about biases and what sort of prevention you can do. No one really understands Alzheimer's or the cardiac predisposition genes beyond a few obvious, and rare, cases such as for people who can't clear cholesterol. While hopefully understanding will happen one day, theres not much point in rushing out for one of these babies right now.

    1. Re:Have to wait for more than just better tech by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      .It's still going to be a long time before a geneticist can sit you down and having all the data make any sort of prediction, and even then these predictions will only be about biases and what sort of prevention you can do...... While hopefully understanding will happen one day, theres not much point in rushing out for one of these babies right now.

      23andMe Claims they can tell you if you are predisposed to have a heart attack. That seems like it would be worth it, just so someone who is could take the threat more seriously (ie, exercise, diet, etc). It's one thing to tell someone they should eat right, and exercise. It's another to tell them, you've got a 4 out of 100 chance of dying from a heart attack, so you'd better take care of yourself. Or am I missing something here?

  59. Looking for Mr. Goodbar. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    I'm a 6' 5" muscular, blonde, blue-eyed swede. I can tell pretty well what my DNA is, it's AWESOME, thank you!

    Dude, this is /. You want the "Interactive Male" forum. :-)

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  60. Gets you out of CSS by fozzmeister · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If it stops you having to pay Child Support for the next 18 years, that's gotta be worth it!

    1. Re:Gets you out of CSS by fozzmeister · · Score: 1

      Troll? Huh, what gives, it's plain sensible.

    2. Re:Gets you out of CSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want to avoid Cascading Style Sheets for $999?

    3. Re:Gets you out of CSS by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      No he's speaking about Content Scrambling System. But while it's something you surely would like to avoid, $999 still seems a bit expensive for that.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  61. $999 by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    is a bit stiff, if it comes down I'll buy it, otherwise I'll hint that I am looking for christmas gifts ^^

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    1. Re:$999 by Arthur+B. · · Score: 0

      forget it. Those bastards are supporting GINA

      https://www.23andme.com/about/policy/

      * The Genetic Nondiscrimination Act of 2007 (GINA) was passed in the U.S. House of Representatives, by a vote of 420-3. The act will protect individuals against discrimination based on their genetic information when it comes to health insurance and employment. These protections are intended to encourage Americans to take advantage of genetic testing as part of their medical care.

      I'm not giving $999 to support socialism :[

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  62. It may be worth it if you are adopted by Andrew+Penry · · Score: 1

    Many adopted people have no way of finding out anything about their family history, including medical information. This could at least help these people find some answers to their medical and ancestral questions.

    1. Re:It may be worth it if you are adopted by glassmusic · · Score: 0

      agreed. my grandfather was adopted. incidentally, i get my last name from his adopted parents. so although i have a strictly irish surname (and have blue eyes and reddish hair) id like to know the truth about my roots. im seriously considering plopping down a grand on this. again, knowing what diseases i might or might not get... thats icing. but for me, its all about knowing where i come from. no smart-ass comments on that, please ;}

  63. So it's $1,000 for me... by foxtrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...but I can get my dog's DNA scanned for $100.

    Seems overpriced to me. I already know I'm at risk for diabetes and heart disease, but I have no idea what breeds are mixed up in my mutt...

    -F

    1. Re:So it's $1,000 for me... by iONiUM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Send them your DNA instead. See what your breeds are.

    2. Re:So it's $1,000 for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My vet says that I'm predisposed to ringworm.

    3. Re:So it's $1,000 for me... by Servo · · Score: 1

      $100 only covers a small handful of dog genes that identify ancestral lines. $/gene its much cheaper for the $1000 human scan.

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  64. what it might be able to find. by tempest69 · · Score: 1
    Damaged Hexose-Isomerases. Basically they change one type of sugar to a very similar type. Luckily you can afford to have some damage to a few as others will hold things together. Anyway, the right types of sugars can make these people feel peppy.

    Remember the amount of single parent families out there prevent a solid background for quite a large portion of the population. So the things that you may take for granted, ie knowing that your Dad had diabetes, other people never know. So the problems that hit later in life might be handled sooner, and more effectively.

    Storm

  65. Save your money ... by Noel+Coward · · Score: 1

    ... it'll soon be compulsory

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  66. What happens if you scan a Creationist? by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does the scan come back saying "You are a direct descendant of Adam"?

  67. Coming soon to a browser near you... by Orleron · · Score: 1

    ....gene.google.com It's only a matter of time. I agree with most of the posts on how this can't show much accuracy on lifespan, etc. However, the ancestry part is cool. I had my mtDNA and Y-Chromosome done on FamilyTreeDNA.com, and it gives some nifty information, but that's all it is.... nifty. "Ooh look at that, I TOLD you we were black, Grandpa!" etc....

  68. Do NOT Send Anyone Your DNA.. by CranberryKing · · Score: 0

    I saw this on National Geographic and actually a relative offered to buy it for me. I said no thanks. Does it need to be said?. I guess it does. People, do NOT send your DNA to anyone, even if it's 'anonymous'. Once more.

    DO NOT SEND YOUR DNA TO ANYONE. It doesn't matter which NGO is behind this (although it's probably Rockefeller and the eugenics crowd), they only have one purpose in mind, and they are even going to trick YOU into volenteering and paying for it! Wow.

  69. Absolutely worth it by joldc · · Score: 1

    As someone who was adopted with little recourse to research my family history, having a scan similar to this would be helpful in determining not only predisposition but also to some degree where my ancestry lies.

    Oh no, the government will have my DNA! So what? More than likely the DNA will exclude me from any list of suspects because frankly I am not the type to commit a known crime. But if I ever find myself in that boat, I deserve to get caught and punished accordingly.

    Oh no, the insurance companies will reject me! So what? Insurance companies are businesses. I would love to live in the fantasy world where people can pay some cash upfront and some company would pay for any medical condition down the line but that isn't even remotely reasonable.

    Oh no, the aliens will know who to probe first! So what? I, for one, welcome our big probe-wielding overlords. With the practice I have had, I can handle any probe they want to shove in.

  70. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by repvik · · Score: 3, Funny

    For example, using "ironic" a lot,

    Alanis Morisette. That damn "Ironic" song isn't even ironic. It is the damn Murphys law!
  71. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by PakProtector · · Score: 1

    For example, using "ironic" a lot,

    Alanis Morisette. That damn "Ironic" song isn't even ironic. It is the damn Murphys law!

    That word. You keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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  72. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Aedrin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, it would be nice to through a "; is it" in the place of that comma.
    Do you mean throw?
  73. $999 now, $99 soon by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    There's always a tipping point on this stuff, where it becomes automated enough (because there's enough demand, because the price is low enough) that the price drops through the floor.

    When that happens, two things will happen -- yeah, I'll want one, and I'll want everyone in my family to have one, etc, so we can all be better protected and I can know what gene came from where (which is mostly curiosity), and secondly -- medical folks will REQUIRE this.

    Want surgery of any kind? You'll need a profile -- to not have one will be begging malpractice suits.

    Want to talk to a GP? The first thing he'll order for you will be one of these, so that he knows what to poke you about or what to advise you. Less so that the surgical staff/anesthetist, but he'll also be begging for a malpractice suit if he doesn't push you to get this.

    The estate of anyone who dies of something that could have been predicted by a cheap test will have the option of lawyering up, so this will be very, VERY common is just a few years.

  74. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's ironic because it isn't. Get it?

  75. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ahhh... you seem to be new here. There is a new language that is growing like a cancer. It's called iEnglish. In general it has only a few additional syntactical rules over standard English and a blatant disregard for classic English grammar. Accompanying that are also rules of engagement for internet forums:

    1. If you are below a certain level of intelligence and you think it looks cool, do it. Example: Can u read this?
    2. The rules of standard English are kind of stodgy and don't really hold up well in polls. Just use whatever you think works and most people will know what you mean even if you don't write it correctly. Also make sure to embrace Appalachionics since it has a warm and homey feel that makes you seem like someone people would want to have a beer with: My warshing machine needs fixed. Or... The nukyelar family is important above else all!
    3. Make sure to avoid using more than one or two sentences per paragraph and no more than four paragraphs when writing stuff unless you want someone to think you're boring. Example:

    a. Good writing:

    "That guy's a troll. He sucks donkey dicks

    It's a good thing we're on Digg. None of those crappy Slashdotters.

    Go back to Slashdot you asshat."

    b. Bad writing:
    "Please don't feed the trolls. If you pay more attention to them, they'll keep coming back and lower the tone. The other fallout, is that we have more noise vs. signal if you insist on engaging the trolls. This has been a truism since the beginning of Usenet. I should know, I was there..." (Goes on for ten paragraphs with endless words that are boring, like "truism". WTF is a truism and why should we know?)

    4. Make sure to nip any kind of conversation in the bud that isn't beer drinker friendly. The best way to do that is to instantly refer to the poster as a troll if they say something you don't like. The second best way is to invoke Godwin's law even if it doesn't really fit. The main is to keep people from talking about stuff that sucks. Remember, if it won't play on Spike TV, The SciFi Channel, or G4, then it shouldn't be on line either.

    5. Always ALWAYS A-L-W-A-Y-S use pictures of videos instead of writing. It's so much cleaner and easier to understand than all that messy and archaic mucking about with text. All you need is a photo or video the presents what you want it to say, then a subject like "Amazing thing!!!!" and you're all set. You'll be communicating in the 21st century in ways that would have had Gutenberg himself breaking out into a cold sweat over.

    Welcome to the intarweb tubes. Don't forget to tip heavily!

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  76. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Inda · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny as... I love it when one grammar Nazi corrects another.

    Me? I wouldn't have used that colon. A comma would have done the job.

    I does like proper English.

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  77. The Bad Seed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As someone who had curative treatment for a cancer identified through genetic testing, I sincerely wish upon you the same fate.

    Oh no, the insurance companies will reject me! So what? Insurance companies are businesses. I would love to live in the fantasy world where people can pay some cash upfront and some company would pay for any medical condition down the line but that isn't even remotely reasonable.

    Here's how it works for me and half my family:

    An older member of the family gets a really nasty cancer detected after metastasis. Before she dies, she insists on genetic screening, and the root mutation is found.
    The family then undergoes testing, and roughly half have the mutation. Studies show that 95% of adults with the mutation have a tumor, and in 90% of the cases, it is cancerous (the other 5% being skewed towards young adults)
    We then arrange for curative surgery (and by curative, I mean the subsequent incidence rate of cancer equals that of the general population). Some of the insurers pay without problem. Others flat out refuse, since genetic screening is not diagnostic.
    So we fight to get insurance to cover the operation.
    After the operation, the biopsies all come back cancer.
    So when some of us have to change insurer (change jobs, country), we get denied insurance, because we were cured of cancer.

    So on DNA evidence alone, insurers refuse to cover cancer treatment. When it turns out that there was indeed cancer, and we're cured of it, insurers refuse to cover us.
    You are correct: insurance companies are businesses, and their primary interest is to make a profit. So we should ask ourselves, why is it reasonable that we as a society entrust our health to an entity that is not interested in maintaining it?

    Oh and the bit about entrusting your DNA to the government. Well, maybe you aren't the type to commit a "known crime". But maybe the government will use your DNA to associate you with one. Or maybe a clerical error will convict you. Then, all of a sudden, someone who has no otehr reason to be a suspect will get convicted.
    1. Re:The Bad Seed by joldc · · Score: 1

      [snip]

      So on DNA evidence alone, insurers refuse to cover cancer treatment. When it turns out that there was indeed cancer, and we're cured of it, insurers refuse to cover us.
      You are correct: insurance companies are businesses, and their primary interest is to make a profit. So we should ask ourselves, why is it reasonable that we as a society entrust our health to an entity that is not interested in maintaining it? Without the genetic screening, your family would have potentially suffered the loss of many lives. That, outside of the money lost because of noncoverage, is a win in my opinion.

      The other side would be the same regardless of the inclusion of genetic screening. You survived cancer so according to their evidence you are more likely to get cancer again and thus are a bad business risk.

      Your final question is a whole other discussion. Who do you propose would step in for the insurance companies? The government? The same government that you allude shouldn't have your DNA because they will arrest you in error?

      Oh and the bit about entrusting your DNA to the government. Well, maybe you aren't the type to commit a "known crime". But maybe the government will use your DNA to associate you with one. Or maybe a clerical error will convict you. Then, all of a sudden, someone who has no otehr reason to be a suspect will get convicted. A clerical error could convict me or anyone else today, regardless of the involvement of DNA evidence. I stand behind my theory that DNA will overwhelmingly free the innocent, not convict in error.
  78. Cheek Swab - Sinus Infection & Other Germs by JavaManJim · · Score: 1

    I have a sinus infection the never ending drip drip ooze ooze. So would a cheek swab actually measure the DNA of those germs rather than my own? Same question applies for the zoo of other bacteria in one's mouth.

    Thanks,
    Jim

  79. Re:There are some cool DNA projects out there alre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    National Geographic is also treating this as a research project, which will provide cumulative ancestral data about lots of different people. This, the fact that it costs 1/10th as much, and the fact that NG has taken serious steps to ensure anonymity all make it far more appealing then the 23andme option.

    Having said that, I will now proceed to wait another 10 years until there is more real competition.

  80. 99% or Better? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    Do they really give a dump of every nucleotide in the genome, with an index? Is that enough data to actually read a new gene discovery and look at how you fared in the genetic lottery?

    How about sending them some amniotic fluid, to see firsthand what a fetus' score is, to prepare for their life after their born with some important genetic conditions (diseases, gender, extra limbs...)?

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  81. Test for ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... the sucker gene?

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  82. This is not a complete dna scan by Deadplant · · Score: 1

    From slashdot:
    "$999 For a Complete DNA Scan, Worth it?"
    From 23andme.com:
    "...the laboratory process reads nearly 600,000 data points on your genome."

    This is a targeted scanning looking for a specific list of genes.
    This service does not provide you with your complete genome. It provides a tiny fraction of your genome.
    (It sounds really cool and if i had the money to spare i might do it)

    *grumble*grumble* this is the part of my post where i bitch and moan about the abysmal level of reading comprehension and writing skills demonstrated by slashdot article submitters and editors.
    Can we vote to have slashdot exclusively hire editors who have passed highschool english? please?
    I suppose that the punctuation problems can be forgiven but the failure to correctly summarise the article is not forgivable.
    *grumble*

  83. can i touch? by goga_russian · · Score: 1

    :) i thought those dont exist.

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  84. Wait! there's more... by linuxsnob · · Score: 1

    and if you call in the next 30 minutes: they'll help you fill out the paperwork for the patent office too!

  85. You know what they say... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    ... build a man a fire, he is warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life!

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    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  86. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by mofag · · Score: 0

    Actually, the Alanis Morisette song is chock full of irony but just perhaps not in the way she intended. The original (and still somewhat current) meaning of irony was that the butt of the joke would not realise that the joke was on them and would continue the conversation in earnest so it is very very ironic that Alanis wrote a song about irony in which she herself clearly has no clue as to the meaning of the word and which allows us all to laugh at her ignorance. Of course, she could have been honestly enquiring after an example of irony although the song would then have needed the removal of the negatives and a slightly different emphasis such as "is _that_ ironic? Do _you_ think?" I like to give the girl a break and assume the latter :) Nick

  87. Let me tell you why by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Let me tell you a little story that my grandma kept telling me. Apparently at some point her father and a friend of his went to some clairvoyant to ask when they're going to die. So they got their vague predictions, laughed at them and went on to live their lives. I don't recall the exact predictions, but think something along the lines of "you'll die on a tuesday." Then the friend actually died on some date that would have sorta fit the prediction. And that's when great-grandfather's skepticism went down the toilet too. Supposedly he ended up living the rest of his life (which actually was a pretty long time from that point) like he's permanently on his last week on the death row.

    Which is to say, pretty bloody depressed.

    What's this got to do with genetic testing? Well here's what: the prediction you'll get there won't be any more accurate than that witch's prediction. There's noone who can tell you "you'll die in exactly 15 years, from exactly this disease." Your body doesn't work like that.

    What it can tell you is that you _might_ at some point develop a certain problem. Or maybe not. (And doubly so in this case, since they're looking at sequences _near_ the ones that could actually cause the problem. There's a subtle difference there.) And maybe you'll die in 15 years. Or maybe in 15 months. Or maybe you'll die of old age without ever developing that condition.

    Only now it's packaged in enough science to be believable from the start. You don't need to wait until your best buddy dies to start worrying.

    And it doesn't tell you anything that's actually usable. If you knew "I'll die in 15 years, of cancer", ok, it's a depressing thought, but you can at least know you don't need to worry about your pension fund. It's something. But knowing something like "I have an 1% higher chance of getting testicle cancer" is something that will just make you worry, and you can't even use that information in any smart way. You don't even know if it will actually happen, nor when, nor whether it will be treatable, nor what the side-effects of that treatment will be. (E.g., currently at least one chemotherapy medicine used against testicle cancer tends to destroy the kidneys and leave you deaf too.) It's just stuff to helplessly worry about.

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    1. Re:Let me tell you why by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      You are totally right. There's a gene running through my family, which cuts the carriers average life expectancy by 20 years (which is just a long as the life expectancy cut for heavy smokers). Most likely the carrier will develop bowel cancer at an early age (between 35 and 55), but the likelyhood of getting bowel cancer at other ages increases as well, as does the the likelyhood of developing other cancers.

      Which effectively means that, once you are diagnosed as gene carrier, you will get bowel screening every year. Which will reduce the risk of getting bowel cancer (since the tumors can be destroyed before they're gettin agressive), but does nothing to reduce the chance of developing any of the other cancers. So yes, you will be 'healthier' because of the extra medical checks, but you will also be worrying more.

    2. Re:Let me tell you why by Littleman_TAMU · · Score: 1

      Yeah 'cause knowing I have a higher probability of developing testicular (or any other) cancer wouldn't help me at all. Too bad they don't have screenings, exams, or other tests I can do annually to try and catch the cancer early. Oh wait, they do! So now, with my annual physical or other exam I could get screened for whatever cancer it is. Since early detection is key with a lot of types of cancer, this is valuable information. I'm not planning on getting this DNA scan done (maybe when it's cheaper and, if I did it would be primarily for the ancestry part), but to say that knowing you have a higher probability of a certain type of cancer is knowledge you can't use in "any smart way" is ridiculous. That's why women whose mothers or grandmothers had breast cancer are recommended to start mammograms earlier than other women. It's why doctors ask you about your family's medical history.

    3. Re:Let me tell you why by Littleman_TAMU · · Score: 1

      As an addendum, worriers will worry. If you think the scan would harm you by causing you to worry more than it would help by providing you the opportunity to screen and possibly catch diseases or cancers earlier than you would otherwise, then don't get it, but don't dismiss the whole thing just because you *could* live in worry about the results. You *could* also get great news that you have a special gene that regenerates your limbs like on "Heroes". You *could* also overcome the worry. It's not the test that's the problem, it's the root of why you worry so much that's the problem.

    4. Re:Let me tell you why by Eccles · · Score: 1

      So yes, you will be 'healthier' because of the extra medical checks, but you will also be worrying more.

      But isn't there a decent chance you won't turn out to be a carrier, in which case you get to worry less and skip the extra bowel screening?

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    5. Re:Let me tell you why by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      But isn't there a decent chance you won't turn out to be a carrier, in which case you get to worry less and skip the extra bowel screening?
      Yes, that's a 50% chance. Both my brother and me are not carrier, so we do not have anything to worry about anymore.
      But still it is not pleasant to become (temporarily - but you do not know that beforehand) part of the gene research you used to be only reading about.
  88. Re:There are some cool DNA projects out there alre by yams69 · · Score: 1

    For genetic genealogy purposes, the Genographic Project provides only the minimal information to identify your ultimate ethnic origins (12 markers for the paternal line and the HVR1 region for the maternal line). Family Tree DNA, which is in partnership with the Genographic Project, will expand the testing to 67 markers for the paternal line and the HVR2 region for the maternal line. All told, it's easily several hundred dollars to fully probe the markers commonly thought to be useful for genealogical purposes (like comparing DNA with someone who may share a common ancestor with you).

    Now that at least two companies (23andme and decodeme) are offering much more extensive genome scans for $1k, these genetic genealogy companies are going to have to drop their prices to remain competitive. This could be a boon for genealogy geeks!

  89. Things that are against the law never happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I always walk across a busy intersection without looking. Because I know no one can hit me, it's against the law!

    Seriously, just because something is against the law, like sharing someone's medical records without their permission, doesn't mean it never happens. Even if they don't delibrately give your information away, there is also the risk of data theft.

    Gattica is no longer SciFi.

  90. And the use is??? by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

    You really find it useful to know what you're predisposed to? Anyway, what can you f.. do about it?

    It's just like asking a PC shop to take a look at your 59$ inkjet printer that stopped working last week. They can tell you what's broken, but they ain't got nothing to fix it!

  91. skeletons in the closet ? by good_on_toast · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the Cheddar Man http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9707/31/cheddar.man/ story from a few years back. A history teacher in Cheddar, England agrees to be swabbed and finds out he's a match with the local celebrity.

  92. Nah, I'm a Christian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > You come from monkeys

    We're descended from the great apes, actually. Not monkeys.

    (Only in America do the Christians have a hang-up about evolution.)

    1. Re:Nah, I'm a Christian... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      We're descended from the great apes, actually. Not monkeys.

      We are great apes, actually. We're not descended from them. We and the other apes share a common ancestor about 10 million years back.

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  93. monsato not hiring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how about unilever?

    All these trillions protected by patent and they can't afford more bio grads?

  94. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Myopic · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Many people have discussed that song. In my conversations with friends, we have decided that most of the examples of irony given in the song are not ironic, although some are mildly ironic. Our conclusion, though, was that a song about irony with lyrics giving wrong examples of irony *is* ironic, *because* the lyrical examples *aren't* ironic. So, it's ironic because it's not ironic. Alanis is either a grammatic genius or... well, or not.

  95. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I had enough mod points to rate every reply to this troll (-1 offtopic). I mean who gives a fuck, really. Get a life.

  96. insurance always askes for all med records when yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insurance always asks for all med records when you apply. You have to sign it to get insurance. This is how the get around HIPAA.

  97. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by BobPaul · · Score: 1
    From the wiki page on Murphy's Law you cited:

    Murphy's law is an adage in Western culture that broadly states that things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance. "If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way." It is most often cited as "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong" (or, alternately, "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way" or, "Anything that can go wrong, will," or "If anything can go wrong, it will, and usually at the most inopportune moment"). The saying is sometimes referred to as Sod's law or Finagle's law which can also be rendered as "Anything that can go wrong, will--at the worst possible moment". From the wiki page on Finagle's Law you cited:

    Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives (also known as Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law) is usually rendered: Anything that can go wrong, will--at the worst possible moment These aren't mutually exclusive "laws". In fact, they're the same law under different names.
  98. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    Hmmm ... O, S, E and X are not usually found in genes. Is he an alien, or just a result of a laboratory experiment?
    Oh, and BTW, which nucleotides do those letters stand for?

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  99. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.

    Also, Appalachionics is not the correct term. The term you are looking for is Hicklinguistics. You can learn this at many universities such as Penn State in Pennsyltucky.

  100. bio + engineering = bioengineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bioengineering. You can have the best of both worlds?

  101. A Big Market in the U.S. For This by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    So many Americans have no idea of their true origins because of the transitory nature of our culture - successive generations who pick up and move and settle and then the next generation repeats the process. Our family histories are lost in the shuffle.

    My father's family history ends four generations ago in Cairo, Illinois. We can guess from the family name that it probably originated in Scotland, possibly came through Ireland, and then arrived in America. But no one knows for sure and no one knows what other blood may have been added to the line after it arrived in the New World. I'd like to know, for curiosity's sake, but I'll wait until the price comes down a bit (more proof of my Scots heritage).

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    1. Re:A Big Market in the U.S. For This by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Why don't you get everyone in the family to chip in 100$ to get one person tested?

      Or 50$ if you guys are good at that sort of thing. ;)

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  102. So what can you do with a BS in Biology? by MaizeMan · · Score: 1

    The thing is, a scientifically inclined undergrad realizes that a BS in biology is basically worthless in the job market. That's not because employers have unreasonable standards either, I've seen people come out of ivy league bio programs, and unless they have good research experience independent of their coursework, they don't even know how to hold a pipetteman, let alone more complicated protocols like PCR, or the independent thinking required to become a PI.

    I think overall comp sci and engineering programs are doing much better jobs of training students to be productive after four years, the way things are set up in biology getting a PhD and often post docs, are pretty much required to gain the skills required to be more than a technician. In other words, you're lucky if you're only thirty the first time you get a "real" job. Personally I'd a lot of the problems are the result of so many biology programs have been made over into feeder programs for med schools, which require a very different skill set from doing research.

    "So what do you do with a BS in biology?"

    "Tend bar?"

  103. It's not a swab by beefubermensch · · Score: 1

    It's a spit-tube. The DNA Ancestry Project is a swab...

    -Carl

  104. WTF? by serbanp · · Score: 1
    They give you a "Gene Explorer" that allows you to do a search in your genome to find out if you have a certain gene

    I am tired of all these idiots talking about "hey, he has A.D. because he has the XYZ gene etc etc". Street simpletons use this phrasing, scientists use it (even though they know better), frigging editorialist uses it. Wrong wording!

    Excepting genetic freaks, everyone has the XYZ gene, for $DEITY sake! The unfortunate subject just has a defective one, that's why he's predisposed to A.D.

  105. It's not socialism by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    I'm all for discrimination based on ability- but DNA testing is hardly that. It's pretty clear that even people with serious genetic problems can do great things, an obvious example being Stephen Hawking. I don't see how denying me a job based on my genetic code is any different than denying me a job because I'm female or black.

    You're probably just talking about discrimination done by health insurance providers- which, incidentally, would also lead to health insurance rates being different based on race. Different races have different predispositions to various diseases, not to mention that some ethnic groups have a higher tendency to need emergency medical care due to bullet wounds. You may find that acceptable, but many Americans have serious problems with that sort of discrimination.

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    1. Re:It's not socialism by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      I am not concerned with genetic discrimination itself, it may be good, bad, rational, irrational, stupid, intelligent. I don't care as long as it is peaceful. I am concerned about opposition to discrimination by force, which is what this law intends to do, i.e. eventually send the police if someone discriminates.

      If I am in a position of being an employer some day, and I wish to relie on genetic data to discriminate between prospective employees, the government has no business telling me whom I can hire.

      If 23andMe.com genuinely care about discrimination they can pledge never to reveal DNA to employers or health insurers but saying they support the government in a planned infringement on individual rights is just evil.

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  106. Pickup line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me swap your DNA, baby... ... and I want an iPod like wireless device, which warns me if a female with perfect DNA match comes near me...
    This little gizmo might as well pre-screen the babe for my visual and maybe more meaningful preferences, in case of further match, the gizmos could pre-arrange some schedule for introduction, sending further info, pics and upon approval initiate a date according to our schedules and favourite locations.

    I love future.

  107. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    "Yeah, it would be nice to through a "; is it" in the place of that comma." Clippy says: "Did you mean 'throw'?"

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  108. Geopolitics of genetics for ancestry testing by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

    This is not only true for the adopted. There is a geopolitical angle to genetic testing. What of those who had radical name changes during the Ellis Island process? What of those who were trying to cast off their former identities for fear of persecution? The only practical reason that anyone would use genetic testing for ancestry purposes is to obtain an alternate citizenship. Many nations have become wise to this some time ago. They are looking for at least a bachelor's degree AS WELL as an unbreakable document chain long before any talk about issuing a passport on the basis of genes. What would be the motivation to obtain an alternate citizenship? Is it that the good old US of A will not be for us as it once was for our forbearers?

    Many of our forbearers came here with the idea of casting off old identities and becoming Americans which sometimes included rhinoplasties and namechanges . Nowadays with the current interpretation of the Fourteenth Amendment, statutes and caselaw as a suicide pact, their children and grandchildren (read: some of us) are having second thoughts about remaining here. It's like what has been happening to Argentina since 2001. Even so, Europe is having more problems with Islamic extremeism than in the USA. Sounds like 'frying pan into fire' to me.

    Ever since the Lemba people in southern Africa were found to have Levitical ancestry has the 'genetics for ancestry' thing become such a hot topic. The reason is that for some of them, it became an express ticket to Israel and its citizenship which for them was a relative step up in the quality of life. As for information sharing or leakage, it would be rather macabre to be informed that one has been found a carrier for Tay-Sachs, Gaucher's and/or other such genetic disorder by receiving a letter from the Israeli consulate about applying for citizenship. Rest assured that such will NOT happen. Any hint of Christianity will disqualify emigration to Israel, yet that hint did not protect them from the Nazis [non applicat lex Goduinis]. Many tried to convert their genes away but it did not work. Read up on the inventor of Zyklon-B, Fritz Haber. For those still living, Google "Beresford Decision" and "Israeli citizenship". Genes may get you in, but theology shall certainly screen you out.

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  109. not a complete scan by m2943 · · Score: 1

    It's not a "complete scan", it's testing for a large number of known variations.

    Meaning? Meaning that this is not the last scan you'll ever do; you'll probably need to do this again in a few years when people will be testing for even more variations, or when you can simply get your complete sequence for $1000.

    What's it good for? If they find a specific, serious genetic defect, it may help you medically, but if you had one of those, you'd probably already know about as an adult. Otherwise, it's medically not all that useful.

    It probably is still a fun thing to do. It can tell you about your ancestry, and it may get you thinking about nature vs. nurture. Who knew that you had the super athlete gene, but wasted it sitting in front of a computer? :-)

  110. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by portentum · · Score: 0

    What colon? Oh, you mean the semicolon, right?

  111. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by telchine · · Score: 1

    Do not put statements in the negative form. And don't start sentences with a conjunction. If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all. De-accession euphemisms. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. Last, but not least, avoid clichés like the plague.

  112. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    No, Clippy says:
    "It seems you want to be a grammar Nazi. Do you want me to help you?"

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  113. In other words... by sczimme · · Score: 1


    The benefit of a 'healthy' full body scan isn't finding current problems. When you do have a problem, already having had a scan when you didn't have that problem, allows a new scan to be much more useful, in as much as you already know what was there ahead of time, and can take a gander at what has changed.

    ...Tripwire for Bodies. :-)

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  114. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    It's a headline, fer crying out loud! Headlines are notoriously not grammatically correct, and ofttimes ambiguous. "British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands" for instance.

  115. State secrets classification supersedes... by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 1

    Aren't there laws about illegal wire tapping?
    If the current administration has its way, the state secrets designation that is being pushed will supersede any lawsuits seeking remedies over the use of warrantless wiretapping (see this).
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  116. Don't dismiss this out-of-hand for privacy issues by jesup · · Score: 1

    Don't dismiss this out-of-hand - there are some seriously good uses for this for some people, just as there are uses for things like CF carrier testing.

    For some people, it's very useful and/or comforting knowing if you have (or don't have) the BRCB2 (sp?) gene that predisposes you to breast cancer, or if you have a gene that causes you to be more sensitive to a wide range of drugs (there's a test on the market for this now), or are a carrier for certain nasty genetic diseases.

    My family has a history of Type-1 Diabetes, for which a predisposition/risk factor is genetically linked through around a dozen genes, some of which have been identified (and some are shared with MS and Crohn's disease). It would be useful for people in my family to know if they're carriers for some of the genes that increase risk - doubly so since there may be ways to reduce the risk through environmental factors, or the possibility of close monitoring of those at risk in order to enable possible treatments before the immune system has destroyed all the Beta cells.

    That said (and there are plenty of other positive uses), there are some serious issues with any test like this.

    Privacy is a huge one. Partly from the government (see: Gattaca, Homeland "Security"), partly from insurance companies, partly from the courts (i.e. warrant from a prosecutor or civil suit telling 23andme to release a profile for a court case). And the issues others mentioned - advertising, control in the long future of the info, etc. The current administration (and things like warrant-less, illegal wiretapping and "terrorist databases" have made a lot of people far less trusting of either the government or large businesses that hold our information.

    Another is psychological, as mentioned in the story - how much do you *really* want to know about your risk factors? Everyone has a bunch, and most of us know the major ones (family history of heart disease/breast-cancer/CF/yada yada), but there are a lot more we don't know, and most of them will not actually ever affect us (my uncle was convinced he'd die young from a heart attack like my grandfather, retired at 59 - and he's still splitting his own wood with an axe at age 84). It can be very scary, and could cause people to warp their lives based on a poorly-understood risk. (Even if the science behind a genetic risk is well-understood, the user of this report may not understand it.) With regards to procreation, some 'genetic' risks are not part of your genetic makeup - they're due to imprinting issues and/or genetic damage/aging of reproductive cells.

    On the flip side - if you were adopted or simply didn't have access to medical records for most of your family, or had very few relatives, you might welcome the chance to find out the same risks that others know from their families.

    So I see no problem with offering it. I'd STRONGLY suggest that they do everything possible to minimize the worries over privacy of the records, though no assurance is likely to remove all legitimate fears (or paranoia).

  117. a dozen visits to the doc or... by pbjones · · Score: 1

    If I had the free cash, I would consider it, might help direct treat of medical conditions, suggest a change in diet. The other side is that, if you KNOW that you have a problem or there is a chance of a problem, answering some employment or insurance question could get interesting.

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  118. Re:Worth it? Absolutely !NOT! by ufoolme · · Score: 1

    I've done a fair bit of genetics at university, and have a few friends that are doing masters/phd's in genetics.
    I believe $1'000 is too expensive, in Australia if you have a genuine concern and want a DNA test for further information - just ask your GP.
    Most DNA tests are covered under medi-care and will be free. As they will be doing these genetic test en mass, the savings will be absolutely huge - I wouldn't be surprised if they are making way over 70% profit on these test. As most of this data is available in journals and free databases anyway, most of the actually "science"(for lack of a better word) will be fully automated.

    The depth of these tests will be laughable, they are no way comparable to just looking at your parents/family health. Thats a real genetic test right there.

    My favorite genetic test they do is to see what kind of earwax you most likely have, e.g., "wet (sticky, honey-colored) or dry (flaky, grayish-yellow)"
    Https://www.23andmeobjects.com/res/1570/pdf/journal/earwax.pdf
    GOSH DAMMIT, just stick your finger in your ear.

    Testing en mass, does not have the depth to justify the massive profits the biotech companies make. The technology is not at the stage for it to be of genuine use.
    Its like trying to get a 386sx to run vista...
    And the argument that biotech companies should sell scams like this, so they are make money to do further research and development parallels that of the pharmaceutical companies. Research money only goes into paths that will make short term financial gains. Adam smith was a prick.

  119. Adopted..and interested by Killer+Instinct · · Score: 1

    I was (like a few others) adopted at birth, and have no medical history available. I also do not have a family history, although i can narrow it down to white(non-hispanic)( i think). Would a test like this give me any meaningful info to use? It be kinda cool to know what part of the world my birth ancestors came from, and it be nice to know if i had any chance of so-and-so disease...i think. Anyone else adopted, dont know their birth parents, and done this? The price is close to something id seriuosly consider, but it seems the 100k one may be more useful to me...but i'll have to code awhile longer...

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  120. The Human Genome Project by SMACX+guy · · Score: 1

    To map the very stuff of life; to look into the genetic mirror and watch a million generations march past. That, friends, is both our curse and our proudest achievement. For it is in reaching to our beginnings that we begin to learn who we truly are.

  121. No it can't by Goonie · · Score: 2, Informative
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but there are no decent treatments for Alzheimer's available yet. There are some drugs that give you a temporary respite, but that's it. There is evidence to suggest that your mind and body exercised helps reduce the chances of developing the disease, but beyond that there's nothing you can do right now.

    It's likely that this will change in the future; sooner or later it's likely that somebody will figure out how to slow down or stop the damage to the brain characteristic of Alzheimer's, and if that was the case it'd definitely be worth knowing that you were on course to develop it. But that's not the current situation.

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    1. Re:No it can't by srussia · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but there are no decent treatments for Alzheimer's available yet. Try smoking (but make sure you don't have a genetic disposition to get cancer).
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  122. Cover of Wired by chainLynx · · Score: 1

    This company was the subject of this month's Wired Magazine cover story, fyi.

  123. Ownership of company by r2q2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Does everyone know that this company is owned by the wife of Sergey Brin and funded by google? Maybe they want to search your genes next...

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  124. humor (or so i hope) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Have you ever wanted the intrigue of being a serial killer but have ethical issues with the idea of actually harming anybody. Did you know that [insert statistic I haven't bothered to look up] murders go unsolved every year. Did you know that the number of people who are in the DNA database is very limited at this time. So if you submit your DNA now you have an excellent chance of being the "closest match in the database". Thats right, without so much as hurting someones feelings you could become the lead suspect in one, or even multiple, murders. Get scanned soon, the longer you wait the worse the murder/database ratio grows. Expert witnesses willing to testify that you "most likely" did it available for an additional fee. Results not guaranteed. No refunds.

  125. [OT] BMP? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Need image I/O for your science apps?
      Try EasyBMP [sourceforge.net]


    BMP? For science?!
    1. Re:[OT] BMP? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      BMP? For science?!

      You'd prefer maybe your tumour to be hidden on the scan by JPEG artefacts?

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    2. Re:[OT] BMP? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      No, I'd prefer one of the well known medical formats, not something that was invented for MS Paint.

  126. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by jandoedel · · Score: 1

    "Yeah, it would be nice to through a "; is it" in the place of that comma." through throw? "Nobody expects the grammar Inquisition!"

  127. Why settle for SNPs? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    My bet is that within 5 or 10 years we'll be able to get our complete sequence for the same price. I think I'll wait.

  128. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What colon?
    This one
  129. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by G+Fab · · Score: 1

    I was joking, dude. That wasn't obvious?

    I guess not. My bad.

  130. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by Aedrin · · Score: 1

    No, it wasn't obvious.

    Though I haven't heard that excuse before. </sarcasm>

  131. marker scan, not base scan by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The test looks for 20K known markers. It doesnt decode all 3G bases. However, at this point in time markers are more useful than knowing the bases.

    This company is also hoping to build a database of hundreds of thousands of humans to refine what these markers really mean. I believe you select among various privacy levels in your DNA. Teh drawback of being too private about about your DNA is you dont get future feedback from new discoveries.

  132. Re:Blatant Misuse of the English Language by G+Fab · · Score: 1

    haha, it was a good joke, two.

    Pedantic people, "Grammar nazis" as they are being called here, are easy to pull out of the woodwork. They don't understand English, where it came from, and how sometimes it's okay to be conversational, especially on the internet. I'm afraid that my joke wasn't obvious to a lot of people, but my point should be.

    Not that people laughing at my post above are grammar nazis, since it is a funny and blatant error. But it's so weird to see those two or three people who are unable to recognize the occasional superiority of language that is semantically improper or grammatically flawed. I'd say it's a "very unique" person who has that dysfunction, but I might catch some flack.