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  1. Strings on Nearly All Particle Physics Research To Be Open Access · · Score: 2

    Joke is on them. It's all strings poeple... STRINGS!!!

  2. Re:Message to the intolerant on Pakistan's PM Demands International Blasphemy Laws From UN · · Score: 1

    If anyone makes fun of the flying Spaghetti monster, I'm calling the god cops.

  3. Re:Incidentally... on Beer Is Cheaper In the US Than Anywhere Else In the World · · Score: 1

    Good thing there are no polititians smart enough to read Slashdot, or we would be looking at some new, "World economy infrastructure beer stabilization" taxation.

  4. Re:so.. A holodeck? on Microsoft Patent Details Whole-Room Projection Game Environment · · Score: 1

    Simpsons did it first.

  5. Re:So which field of engineering on Bill "The Science Guy" Nye Says Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children · · Score: 4, Funny

    Santa is way better, he can also judge you magically from afar, but brings you toys every year.

  6. Just looking for the "g" spot.

  7. Re:Does it really matter on Ask Slashdot: Is There a Professional Geek Dress Code? · · Score: 1

    This is why I keep an outfit in my filing cabinet.

  8. Re:easy on Ask Slashdot: Is There a Professional Geek Dress Code? · · Score: 2

    Personally, I have noticed that wearing pants of some sort really says, "I am a confident leader". Also, consider "Garanimals". The trick, is to match the animal on the shirt, with the one on the pants.

  9. Degree on Can Anyone Catch Khan Academy? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How much weight does a Youtube degree carry in todays market?

  10. Apple owns that idea on Nokia: Google's Nexus 7 Tablet Infringes Our Patents · · Score: 0

    The way things are going, we will all need a license to post comments online, as it will infringe on someones intelectual property.

  11. release date? on Diablo III Released · · Score: 0

    When is the REAL release date? I've been trying to log in for days, and still have not conected... must have been moved back... right?

  12. Headline should read on Apple Tells Siri To Stop Recommending Nokia · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple successfully changes womans opinion.

  13. Funny on Ask Slashdot: Skype Setup For Toddler's Room? · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's funny, because it's my parents, not my kids, who like to mash on laptop buttons and drool on the keyboard.

  14. It's not Mini, it's my mammoth on Mini Mammoth Once Roamed Crete · · Score: 1

    It's not often that an article comes along, and tempts me to rename one of my body parts.

  15. All your budget are belong to me on Will IBM Watson Be Your Next Mayor? · · Score: 1

    Screw parks and rec.

  16. Quimby on Will IBM Watson Be Your Next Mayor? · · Score: 2

    I cannot wait for the first sex scandal.

  17. HBO on Quantum Experiment Shows Effect Before Cause · · Score: 1

    Tell me when they figure out how to use this on the dating scene... "Can I end up entangled if I move in for the kiss"

  18. Change I believe in on 'Gaia' Scientist Admits Mispredicting Rate of Climate Change · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't just whine about it, do something! Personally, I plan on running my air conditioning all summer with my windows and doors open. If we all work together, we can turn this thing around. WHO'S WITH ME!?

  19. It's always Venus on Snoozing Pilot Mistakes Venus For Aircraft; Panic, Injuries Ensue · · Score: 1

    No other object as been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus. Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare seeing is believing?

  20. huh on An Inconvenient Truth · · Score: 1

    We need a pseudoscience.slashdot.org for posts like this.

  21. Re:Uh ... VPN? on Remote Data Access Solutions? · · Score: 1

    On a mac isn't that called APN?

  22. Re:Since he can't hear the thing... on Combating Harassing Use of Mosquito Noise Device? · · Score: 1

    Fill a paper bag with dog poop and light it on fire and ring his doorbell. Beware, under the patriot act this is now an act of terrorism.

  23. .net baby on Starting an Education in IT? · · Score: 1

    The perfect solution to all our ills.

  24. half day on Sun Grid DOS'd · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a programmer at an unnamed competing firm took a half day off.

  25. Re:BookCrossing on Solving the Home Library Problem? · · Score: 1

    The best home cataloging scheme is to go by content. Say for example, your book was about lemmings, you would file it under "F" for "furry", and it would be right next to your copy of "The Stand" as you would file that under the coolest character in the book, "Flag, Randal". It may seem confusing at the onset, but once you complete the initial organization, you will thank me.