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  1. Re:Who Chooses? on First Mars-Goers Should Prepare For a One-Way Trip · · Score: 1

    Dude does everyone on the scientology planet go around with dreads and giant shoes? I don't know if that would horrible or hilarious.

  2. Re:So true on Researchers Developing Cancer-Fighting Beer · · Score: 1

    You may call it a well-bodied homebrew, but I call it a fat girl! Some of us like our beer filtered through a urinary tract!

  3. Re:not the real cause on Afghan Student Gets 20 Years For Blasphemy · · Score: 1, Funny

    As an American, I take offense at that! We certainly have the moral high ground! We only torture you after you've confessed!

  4. Re:absurd on Afghan Student Gets 20 Years For Blasphemy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well than why do I keep getting legally punished for challenging the majority's opinion that someone can somehow "own" something and that all thing's aren't everyone's?

  5. Re:yro? on For 3 Years, Scammers Ran Truckless Trucking Company · · Score: 1

    yodeling retarded opera?

  6. Re:Of course they have better sperm on Do Nerds Have Better Sperm? · · Score: 1

    ...and geeks probably masturbate more than any other group.

    Except for lonely teenage girls(all of whom the documentarys seem to point out are over 18), right?

  7. Re:Total BS! on Do Nerds Have Better Sperm? · · Score: 1

    Well see there's your problem! I tended to think the General Grand Unifying Geek Nerd Dork Theory (GGUGNDT) equation simplifies to geek = nerd - smarts. In which case you need to try and be more nerdy to increase your "abilities".

  8. Re:As a non-driver on People Prefer Angry-Faced Cars · · Score: 2, Informative

    A significant portion of my driving philosophy is the person with the worst car has the right of way. Who's gonna flinch? The guy in the brand new BMW 7-series or the guy in POS 80's ford escort?

  9. Re:Cheney is right.... on National Debt Clock Overflowed, Extended By a Digit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but when the debters include China, where does that rule lead you?

    Wondering if a Rottweiler can beat 100 angry weaner dogs?

  10. Re:Robot? use computer to control it? on A Robot To Destroy Breast Cancer Cells · · Score: 1

    My thoughts as well until I realized that breast cancer occurs more frequently in old saggy breasts than in young supple ones...

  11. Re:Resistance on Fuel Efficiency and Slow Driving? · · Score: 1

    Chip your car so it runs at the ideal gas/air mixture, not simply one which will allow it to pass the regulations.

    um I would strongly suspect that the default is pretty much the "ideal" fuel to air mixture. Car manufacturers spend alot of time and money getting the trade off between fuel economy and not-melting-the-fucking-engine (neglecting of course performance cars where it's power and not-melting...). The most fuel efficient f/a ratio is the stoichiometric ratio where all of the fuel reacts with oxygen. When this occurs "shit gets hot" so they dump extra fuel into the engine to actually cool the exhaust.

    That said the offtopic mod for the parent is a little off.

  12. Re:Fuel economy on Fuel Efficiency and Slow Driving? · · Score: 1

    My brakes are carbon ceramic, you insensitive clod! If I don't brake hard and often they get cold and don't do anything to stop me!

  13. Re:Love space, but... on Next-Gen Mars Rover In Danger of Cancellation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Chris Columbus would probably had trouble setting up any sort of permanent self-sustaining colony the first time out. Incidentally, there were a few more voyages and a couple of failed colony attempts, but wouldn't you know there's a damn lot of people over here who didn't descend from the natives.

  14. Re:Love space, but... on Next-Gen Mars Rover In Danger of Cancellation · · Score: 1

    Yeah the "launching fricken rockets with lasers" people would come back but the "stay up all night watching the rocket/satellite do nothing" people probably wouldn't.

    To keep with your analogy, if you were having relations with the hottie's fat sister, and her and her hot sister leave for the summer and you find another girl, do you go back to the fat sister?

    Or let us make a car analogy. You close down Ferarri for a few years because of environmental concerns. The guys who "design Ferarris" come back, but the guy who makes large brake rotors might decide the weather is nice where ever they make Prius brakes and decide not to move back.

  15. Re:Someone will blame this on... on Birth of a New African Ocean · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does this seem like the wrong topic to cite wikipedia? First off I was taught you never cite wikipedia, and second, you certainly don't for controversial topics. I mean in theory some could replace your quote with "is very likely due to the observed increase in the penis-headedness of clarkkent09". As an aside, there really are times I wish I was a wikipedia mod...

  16. Re:JoCo For the Win on Weird Al To Release Songs As He Records Them · · Score: 1

    Yeah but in certain parts of the country, they would think you were talking about Al the guy who's parents were siblings. I'm looking at you West Virginia.

  17. Re:Just because he can... on Weird Al To Release Songs As He Records Them · · Score: 1

    Wait I thought that was The Offspring who said that

  18. Re:Still waiting for... on No Space Porn (For Now) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dreamed? Forget dreaming remember May 23, 2005!

  19. Re:'cause everyone knows on YouTube Bans Gun and Knife Videos In the UK · · Score: 1

    As for the argument that it protects you from your government, oh please. Do you really think the public would stand up to the full force of the US military for long?

    Well I think the current number for how long "people with small arms standing up to the full force of the US government" is about five years. Although to my understanding the guys in Afganistan are pretty good too.

  20. Re:Looks Legit on Graduate Student Defends Right To Own Chicago2016.com · · Score: 1

    I think the only true way to appreciate a Lolcat mod is to make it +i

  21. Re:Clueless judges on Virginia Supreme Court Strikes Down Anti-Spam Law · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well it would give CowboyNeal something to do and improve the quality of AC posts. I mean if you had to actually mail it in and someone had to physically type it in, there might be slightly less ascii goatses.

  22. Re:Mod submitter troll on Microsoft To Close Halo Wars Studio · · Score: 1

    I agree. Who cares that "the Halo Wars Studio" is closing? Now tell me that the Age of Empires studio is closing and that is big news and very sad at that! Is anyone going out to create a newer better game studio?

  23. Re:So... on Wi-Fi, Now Available On the ISS · · Score: 1

    Well not really. The lag would be a pretty intense, so the astronaut would have a decent excuse.

  24. Re:Do they have an Internet connection? on Wi-Fi, Now Available On the ISS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah but the 5 or 6 messages us earthbound folk would send would be drowned out in the noise of the millions of emails from a guy named Dick Strong telling them about ch3ap V1aGr4 and randome Nigerians.

  25. Re:Um, or... on Laboring Longer a Growing Trend For Americans · · Score: 1

    You don't want me taking my klan robes off cause I roll commando. I keep telling the brothers that the best way to get everybody to leave is to get all the fat pasty white guys to parade naked not in bed sheets!