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People Prefer Angry-Faced Cars

fatalfury writes "Researchers from the University of Vienna asked 20 males and 20 females to rank vehicles based on their appearance. The list of traits included arrogant, afraid, agreeable, disgusted, extroverted, sad, and others. Cars with 'meaner' traits (such as BMW) ranked higher, whereas cars with 'nicer' traits (such as Toyota's Prius) ranked lower. With billions spent on developing new products in the automobile industry, this could spur a trend in meaner-looking cars and perhaps explain why sales of the Prius and other green cars are slow to take off with average consumers."

473 comments

  1. As a non-driver by raju1kabir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This doesn't surprise me too much; people who drive seem to be so much more tense.

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    1. Re:As a non-driver by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A serious follow on from this is what effect does a mean-looking car have on a driver or other drivers. I know that for some reason it is *much* easier to be nice and let a VW beetle out from a side road than a BMW or SUV.

      Also when a BMW tries to cut in to your lane you are much more likely to perceive it as an aggressive deliberate move and block them than a "nice" looking car, where you tend to think "oh, someone's not paying attention!", let them in and then shake your head dismissively.

    2. Re:As a non-driver by Goffee71 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a driver I look at the driver of the other car, not the model. If its an idiot on their phone, doing their makeup, eating, flipping through radio stations or CDs, having a row with a passenger - I give them miles of road, regardless of model.
      As an aside, most cars look pretty cool compared to my little old Renault. However, if I see a Prius on the road, all I'm reminded of is a beached whale - they're just the ugliest things ever.

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    3. Re:As a non-driver by RuBLed · · Score: 2, Funny

      On another bright side, thieves are people too and this made me more interested in my dream of owning a pink Prius. (who knows, maybe they will steal it and return it piano black to me)

      but I had to settle for just a pink DS now

    4. Re:As a non-driver by cailith1970 · · Score: 3, Funny

      So apparently we don't only need to worry about road rage from the drivers, apparently the cars are angry too!

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    5. Re:As a non-driver by Kokuyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You obviously have never encountered a Chrysler PT Cruiser or a Fiat Multipla, if you think the Prius looks bad...

      Seriously though, you've got time to look at the drivers? I try not getting into accidents... that takes most of my concentration ;).

      I can't say I'm more weary of BMW or Mercedes drivers than I am of drivers of other makes... I'm trying to keep an eye out for 'Stupid Behavior'. The make just determines whether or how much I'm surprised afterwards.

    6. Re:As a non-driver by caluml · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know that for some reason it is *much* easier to be nice and let a VW beetle out from a side road than a BMW or SUV.

      BMWs, Jags, Mercs tend to never say thankyou for being let out. They seem to assume that they own the road. Therefore I deliberately don't let them out.
      Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways. I put that down to them assuming that everyone "can see them because they're so important, in their important car".
      Psycho-analyze that. :)

    7. Re:As a non-driver by Racemaniac · · Score: 2, Informative

      on the other hand, people do tend to go out of the way far sooner when you approach behind them in something like a bmw.
      my mother sometimes complains when she's driving the bmw that every car just makes way for her on the highway, rather forcing her to overtake them, even when she doesn't intend to.
      the few times i could drive it, i also noticed it. i usually drive a ford focus, people respond less agressively to your manoeuvres, but on the other hand, noone is inclined to get out of your way if you want to pass them -_-.

    8. Re:As a non-driver by quenda · · Score: 2, Funny

      my dream of owning a pink Prius.

      That would be the car with an "O"-face.

    9. Re:As a non-driver by tacocat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mad Max

      It's part of the mentality that people drive very aggressively. Hard to do in a cute car.

      New keep one thing in mind. Of the people who drive/own vehicles, this population consisted only of those with the time and interest in rating the emotional appeal of their vehicles. For the rest of us who don't care... Maybe that is a small part of why the Prius, Beetle, etc are selling better than the H3, Mustang, Cherokee, etc. I think people who take importance in their vehicle tend to be more aggressive drivers and are therefore willing to pay the price at the pump for their personal lifestyle.

      So, with this, and other comments already provided I think all they have confirmed is that dicks, on the road and off, are always trying to f#@K you. And the nice thing is that now it is so much easier to identify who the dicks are. A license plate frame might help too.

    10. Re:As a non-driver by ozbon · · Score: 1

      I still maintain that the Chrysler 300C is the most butt-ugly modern car. It beats the Multipla hands down, and looks like a brick on wheels.

      As for being wary/weary of BMW drivers, I'm not wary of them, but instead just tend to expect BMW drivers to do stupid things at any given moment.

      Also, I swear that working indicators are an optional extra on BMWs - there seem to be an awful lot of owners who have no idea what they do.

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    11. Re:As a non-driver by Chatsubo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When I moved from a rather ordinary looking ford to a BMW, I noticed a sudden and drastic change in the way traffic around me responded.

      The biggest of this is, when I'm cuising down the fast lane (my driving habits didn't change all that much, actually these days I tend to cruise a bit slower), people tend to get out of my way much quicker.

      From the get-go I've suspected that this is because my car looks "angrier" and that people somehow feel that the guy sitting behind the wheel is exuding that same aggressiveness, and thus just want to get out of the way.

      However another theory I have is that people assume BMW == asshole and expect me to be excessively aggressive because of that.

      The again, I've thought much about how certain cars (like my poor BMW) get a bad rap for having "asshole" drivers... if a BMW driver doesn't signal, he's a f&^% bmw driver, if another driver does the same, he's just a f&%^ idiot. Maybe it'll turn out to be based more on the cars' looks than anything else. The car looks angry, therefore the driver must be angry, therefore he must be an asshole.

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    12. Re:As a non-driver by somersault · · Score: 1

      Me, I tend to think that those driving a Beetle don't know anything about cars, so are less likely to be good drivers than say someone with a BMW M3.

      A Beetle is just the same chassis as a Golf, but the bodyshell is bigger (probably less aerodynamic too despite being curvy), heavier and more expensive than a Golf to buy. Then since it is heavier and less aerodynamic it will also get a lower MPG and cost more over time as well. So basically it makes no financial or practical sense - only people who are concerned with looking "fashionable" get them. Hence the term "hairdresser's car" (see also the first generation Audi TT).

      Of course plenty of BMW drivers will just be trying to make some kind of statement with their car as well - but at least some people get BMWs because they are good driver's cars, so you can't be sure that all of them are just pricks trying to show off. My uncle likes his fast cars, but he refuses to get a BMW just because of the way people perceive them.

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    13. Re:As a non-driver by tacocat · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see what other people have as their top three list of unpleasant cars.

      Mine is clearly a different breed: Dodge Ram and full size pickups (Dodge, GMC, Ford F-series) top the list. After this comes the SUV's starting with the Cadillac and Lincoln models. After this comes the more aggressive mid-size cars: Mustang, Charger

    14. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the new BMWs' lights went on automatically?

    15. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opinions may tend to vary wildly. So they thought a Prius looked "nice"?! To me, the Prius gives the impression of having a virtual "Kick Me" sign mounted on the back -- no offense to any tree-hugging earth-muffins who may drive one, it's just my opinion. I recently saw a Prius with a radar detector and I'm still trying to suss that out - since they are usually hard-core right-laners. BMW's (for the most part) don't seem very intimidating. However, the drivers occasionally appear to be suffering from testosterone-poisoning.

      I wonder how the Europeans would view the soccer-moms, aggressively driving their Christmas-wreath encrusted (some with blinking lights), full-size SUV's that will soon be popping up around Atlanta?

      Me? I drive a tiny Ford POS with a "Kick Me" sign over the license plate. I'm not at all proud of it's appearance (buck-toothed-goober), but it's paid for, has cold A/C and gets over 30, non-hypermiled MPGs. I can't haul plywood with it, but it's more than adequate for it's usual job of sitting at the airport all week.

    16. Re:As a non-driver by ozbon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I have to say that in my experience it's not because the BMW looks "angry", it's because the drivers tend to see their BMWs as safety cages, and thus can do what they want, when they want.

      My other half used to laugh at my rational prejudice against BMW drivers, until I started pointing out how many times the cars that cut us up on the motorway, or failed to indicate (or both), or tailgated, or slammed across all three lanes of motorway to take the turn-off they hadn't appreciated, or jumped red lights, or (ad infinitum) were BMWs.

      I don't know *why* so many BMW drivers are assholes, but the great majority certainly fulfil (and thus propagate) that conclusion.

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    17. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that for some reason it is *much* easier to be nice and let a VW beetle out from a side road than a BMW or SUV.

      You didn't look carefully. VW beetle is the only car with intentionally articulated frowning-wrinkles on its face (on the hood)! Look it up now.

      Bewaare of the angry beeeetle!

    18. Re:As a non-driver by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

      You obviously have never encountered a Chrysler PT Cruiser

      I always let a PT Cruiser go ahead of me. About five seconds later, I realize that it's actually not either the start of a funeral procession or Grandpa Munster.

    19. Re:As a non-driver by domatic · · Score: 1

      For some reason when I drove an old Crown Vic people would just start going slower when I approached. Just never could figure that one out ;-).

    20. Re:As a non-driver by Pinchiukas · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that is?

    21. Re:As a non-driver by arielCo · · Score: 1

      I attribute that up to bias against expensive cars, due to the [assumed] arrogance of their drivers.

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    22. Re:As a non-driver by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, there are two kinds of people in the US who buy BMWs: those who love driving and scrape every last dime together to buy one, and those who have a lot of money and buy one because they are owned by other rich people. I think the rich drivers tend to be the bad drivers. In general, it seems that people with money tend to have more arrogance, and that extends throughout their social life, including driving.

      In some of the most affluent suburbs around here (especially the ones noted for 'old money'), I've noticed the drivers are exceptionally bad, regardless of make. They are driven as if they were the only driver on the road.

      The exception seems to be Volvo drivers. They are the most timid creatures on the road, and seem to be able to happily sit waiting to make a right hand turn until the entire rush hour is over. I believe the whole "Volvo is the safest car" idea to be a self-fulfilling prophecy: Volvos have a reputation for safety, so the overly cautious drivers flock to them and enhance that reputation. The problem is that the traffic around them is less safe because of their penchant for delay.

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      John
    23. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is a stupid thing to do when you think about it logically, but I too no longer extend any courtesy to BMW drivers on the road. Too many thousands of miles of being pushed about have ended any idea I had they are 'one of us'.

    24. Re:As a non-driver by iphayd · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that their automatic light sensor is not turning on their lights, and their drivers have forgotten to turn them on, as they can see fine.

      It happened to me all the time in my Chevy before I got my VW. I do miss the automatic lights, though. That was a feature in the next up car.

    25. Re:As a non-driver by iphayd · · Score: 1

      Get one of those "Move Over" window stickers. They'll get the hint.

    26. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stereotype much?

      You must be fun at parties.

    27. Re:As a non-driver by bheer · · Score: 1

      Hey, what's wrong with a PT Cruiser? It harks back to the classic hardtops of the 40s. Thanks to aerodynamic styling most sedans these days end up looking alike, and I for one am happy to see a distinctive design on the road.

    28. Re:As a non-driver by azav · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hate the new (post 2001) BMWs. Their fronts and back look like they are angry at me. Why a car's ass would be angry at me, I'll never know.

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    29. Re:As a non-driver by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      It is partially a confidence thing too. In a more aggressive car one feels more 'in control' than in a less aggressive car.

      This could explain why drivers of 'meaner' cars cause/get into more accidents.

      It also explains why in my very non-aggressive Saturn people get out of my way when I'm in the left hand lane, but for a BMW/Mustang doing the same they slow down and cause road rage in the BMW/Mustang who then tears around and weaves in and out of traffic to get back to their 'rightful place.'

    30. Re:As a non-driver by icebrain · · Score: 1

      If you really want people getting out of your way, go find an all-black Crown Vic (preferably one of the secondhand police interceptor models). Get metal police-style rims, tint your windows, and throw a guard on the front. You might get a little bit of a hard time if you get pulled over, but pretty much nobody will tailgate you or do stupid stuff while you're around.

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    31. Re:As a non-driver by ran-o-matic · · Score: 1

      When I read the post about letting the Beetle in, I just assumed they were talking about one of the old school "Herbie the Love Bug" Type I Beetles. Those are rare now and easy to wave in to a line of traffic. The New Beetle on the other hand is just another car in a sea of commuters to me.

    32. Re:As a non-driver by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the brick on wheels is the Honda Element or the Scion xB. Which are pretty ugly cars, but the Aztek still beats everybody.

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    33. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really?

      I find that Audis and Porsches are the worst offenders at this, and they *always* have their lights on, often on full-beam, even in broad daylight. I infer this to mean "get the fuck out of my way or I'll blind you".

      Jag, Merc drivers are generally (IME) more polite; they hang back, overtake when possible but relax when not. They don't try to scald your eyes with their lights and they don't sit 6 inches from your rear bumper when you're clearly in no position to pull over.

      BMW drivers are a mix. They were the worst offenders before Audi came on the scene, but now the tossers have all got Audis and the BMW drivers that remain are usually the politer end of the scale.

      I'm in the UK though. I imagine that these European imports are way more expensive in the US, hence more owned by rich twats.

    34. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psycho-analyze that. :)

      Ok. You see it because you're looking for it. You have a prejudged opinion against people who drive fancy cars and are looking for an ex-post-facto justification.

      Furthermore, as a frequently complimented driver of a BMW who *does* in fact use his lights, signal, and wave thanks, I object to being painted with the same brush as other people who just drive the same freaking BRAND of car as me.

    35. Re:As a non-driver by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      As an aside, most cars look pretty cool compared to my little old Renault.

      Which kind? One cool tidbit: A 1981 Renault Le Car got/gets (if there are still any around) 38 MPG in the city and 49 MPG on the highway.

      Toyota can put that in the Prius' tailpipe and shove it.

    36. Re:As a non-driver by hkmarks · · Score: 2, Funny

      I personally avoid hitting BMWs because I suspect they're really damn expensive to get fixed.

      YMMV.

    37. Re:As a non-driver by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The car looks angry, therefore the driver must be angry, therefore he must be an asshole.

      That's still better than what others think of me.

      "The car is yellow, therefore the car is a lemon, therefore the driver had lemon pie for dessert."

      Wait, what?

    38. Re:As a non-driver by Authoritative+Douche · · Score: 1

      I fear Volvos on the road. Volvo drivers have to be the most meandering, dunder-headed drivers I've ever seen. Perhaps it's the sense of security that comes from driving a Volvo but my gods, pay attention to what is going on around you!

    39. Re:As a non-driver by digitalsolo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I once felt the same way that you do... then I purchased a BMW, and it turns out, with it, you do in fact get a deed stating that you own the road.

      Now excuse me, I need to go refill my latte.

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    40. Re:As a non-driver by renoX · · Score: 1

      Weird, this is may be an US-only thing as in France AFAIK BMW drivers are not treated differently that other drivers (except the a... who think that going >180km/h on a motorway is okay, but since speedtrap have multiplied, they're a rare breed), 4*4 on the other hand, there the one I associate with poor drivers that I'm extra-careful with.

    41. Re:As a non-driver by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I drive an 11 year old SUV. When one of those guys in a BMW tries to force his way in front of me. I keep on going. I look at him like "My truck is old. I don't care about you running into my bumper." They invariably brake.

      LK

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    42. Re:As a non-driver by ChrisStrickler · · Score: 1

      I own and drive a retired police cruiser. It's a new enough model that it has the same profile as the cruisers in California where I bought it. I've noticed people slow down around me, let me in when I signal, etc. Keeping the spots and push-bar on it keeps the profile as close as legal to the PD's active units, but I painted it a nice dark blue. At first this was great. After a while it got to be really annoying, as people who were going to the speed limit exactly would slow down when I'd be behind them.

      However, after moving to a podunky town in Texas however I was relieved when I saw the police cars out here were predominantly compact FWD cars (Toyota Corollas for the most part, but a few Dodge Neons and some Ford Focus for the parking enforcement people). But then one day I noticed even the cops were slowing down around me when I drove my CV. Apparently, the watch commander, county supervisors, sheriff, constable, and other ranking Texas law enforcement all drive the same car as mine. In the same color.

      The best part is, I get saluted driving past any police action. My 18 month old in her car seat loves that - she waves back and yells "HI!" to them. Sometimes I even let her yell it over the PA.

    43. Re:As a non-driver by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This works great on the highway, but try it down a normal road. Drivers tend to have a nasty habit of slowing to five below the limit when they think they have a cop behind them...

    44. Re:As a non-driver by caluml · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why a car's ass would be angry at me, I'll never know.

      Why you think a car is "angry at you", I'll never know.

    45. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know what BMW stands for?

      Braindead Motorised W*nk*r

    46. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I used to own Vettes. Like my first car was a Camaro, and then I had only Vettes after it, and boy, I can tell you: Vettes give you a new meaning for the words Alpha-Male.
      When you cut-off people on the Highway, they just let you pass, because they know Vettes are so evil looking, and so fast, and their paint job is so expensive, that would better for them to back off, as if they scratch a Vette they will need to sell their car, their house and their kids just to pay your paint job.
      And, besides, never knew a car that makes you get laid as a Corvette. Girls just ask straight if you will let them ride with you on your car if they have sex with you. That was awesome.
      But side effects were very bad also. I got 3 kids from 2 different women, and spend 60% of my actual income on child support. So, I can't have Vettes anymore. Now, I got fat, I drive an hybrid, and has been an year since I had intimate contact with a good looking woman...
      So, mean looking cars are really good for your sex life, but terrible on your pocket.

    47. Re:As a non-driver by silent_artichoke · · Score: 1

      You get +1, Correct.

    48. Re:As a non-driver by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      My experience is that there's a certain arsehole mentality that leads to buying a BMW, and it also leads to the arrogance that everyone else has been mentioning - the whole "I own the road, get out of my way" thing. It also tends to be management drones, again in my experience, who think they're far too busy to drive, so will drive as fast as they can, cutting up people wherever possible, and probably using their mobile phone or blackberry (for making a call, if you're lucky!).

      Softroaders on the other hand are driven by people who don't know how to drive, and women who are scared of driving and think that being surrounded by 3 tonnes of metal is the safest way to do it. These people will fail to give way and drift across lanes not because they're arrogant and think they own the road, but because they're not actually in control of the vehicle.

      Don't get me started on BMW 4x4s...

      So, yeah. BMWs and 4x4s don't get let out of junctions, partly because they're arseholes and partly because I don't want them in front of me...

    49. Re:As a non-driver by bmwEnthusiast · · Score: 0

      I drive an angry looking BMW. I am from the lot of people that can barely afford my car and have it for its true driving prowess. I participate in track events, rallys and charity rides. Thanks for lumping me into your hatred by deliberately not letting me out. Also, a good percentage of BMW's have daytime running lights and auto sensing head lamps. Either way on this your "not turning lights on thing" is a bit of a non-issue. Maybe its the Jags and Mercs you meant :) Cheers!

    50. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your statement says more about you than them. Remove the chip from your shoulder, you'll get better gas mileage.

    51. Re:As a non-driver by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      In general, it seems that people with money tend to have more arrogance, and that extends throughout their social life, including driving.

      Or maybe that's just your own personal perception. (My guess is you don't consider yourself "rich.")

      Most people, whether they like to admit it or not, are relatively arrogant. I've had "rich" people (AKA people with nice cars) cut me off just as much as I've had "that guy in the old, beat-up station wagon" cut me off.

    52. Re:As a non-driver by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1

      I don't know. Years ago I experienced someone pulling into my lane practically on my front bumper. They were driving a black Nissan Altima. Since then, literally 9/10 times I see someone driving dangerously, it's a Nissan Altima. 80% of those times it is black. .5/10 times it is another model of Nissan, but NEVER the Sentra. Usually after that it is the Pathfinder. I do not know why, but I have never seen an XTerra driving in an unsafe fashion.

      In short, I have incontrovertible proof that Nissan Altima drivers think they are hot stuff, and like to cut you off, pull out in front of you at an intersection (20 feet away, and you are going 55) and passing on the right.

      I didn't ask to have this knowledge. It was continually thrust upon me. When it was first happening, it was like that movie "23". It was everywhere, and it was kind of freaking me out. Now, I just take it in stride.

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    53. Re:As a non-driver by Cyner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a range in the appearance of cars to match the drivers. People tend to pick cars that reflect their personality. This is why the major manufacturs reuse the same car frame with different facias; usually one very doscile, one more average, and one more agressive.

      The guy in the agressive looking BMW is *probably* a more agressive person/driver.

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    54. Re:As a non-driver by kabocox · · Score: 0

      The again, I've thought much about how certain cars (like my poor BMW) get a bad rap for having "asshole" drivers... if a BMW driver doesn't signal, he's a f&^% bmw driver, if another driver does the same, he's just a f&%^ idiot. Maybe it'll turn out to be based more on the cars' looks than anything else. The car looks angry, therefore the driver must be angry, therefore he must be an asshole.

      Nah, I blame it on the envy thing. BMWs are an expensive car and most of those Ford, Chevy or Honda drivers hate anyone driving something more expensive than their own car. (Oh, they'll blame it on almost anything else, but this is the real reason.) This is my underling belief why there is so much hate towards both semis and SUVs as well. They blame gas mileage, but what they really hate is that's a more expensive car than they can afford.

    55. Re:As a non-driver by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      Yeah but it's not going to be SULEV (super ultra-low emission)-qualified like the Prius. Or even LEV qualified. A lot of those old cars get great economy, but would be illegal to sell under today's clean air standards.

      Take the 2006 Jetta TDI for example. It too had 49mpg, but could not be sold in California. Volkswagen had to go back to the drawing board and make it cleaner before CA okayed the revised 2008 model.

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    56. Re:As a non-driver by somersault · · Score: 1

      Ah, good point. I very rarely ever see an original Beetle, so I assumed we were talking about the new variety here.. which I see fairly often. I live in the Scotland, perhaps we just have a low concentration of them around here. I see oldschool Minis around quite a lot, but not Beetles.. perhaps I'll start to notice them now that I've said that, though!

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    57. Re:As a non-driver by iainl · · Score: 1

      Really? I always find the reverse; BMWs are the _first_ to put their headlights on in any situation, because they're highly effective at blinding people.

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    58. Re:As a non-driver by quadrox · · Score: 1

      I dont get this. I myself drive an old mercedes, mostly because it's a rather stylish and fun car. And while I might not be the best of drivers, I try to be nice, not to block people and generally be helpful.

      Personally I get annoyed by a whole lot of different drivers on the road and I cannot see any pattern in the makes or models of cars. Mostly it's people blocking the leftmost lane, but I've seen various types of annoying behaviour. And as I said before I can't really attributr it to any specifc make or model.

      In my view you people have already made up your minde about merceds drivers in advance (or whatever make/model you "dislike"). Or its just plain different "over there". I live in denmark.

    59. Re:As a non-driver by iainl · · Score: 1

      As I see it, BMWs drivers have for a long time fallen into two notable categories.

      1) People who buy them because they're very good to drive, with the top-notch handling an experienced, highly capable driver can appreciate.

      2) People who think they belong in class 1, but don't actually have the aforementioned driving ability.

      The former category aren't a bother, as they make good headway when the roads are clear and suitable for swift driving. The latter are a nightmare, because they continue to push when the traffic and road conditions don't make it safe to do so.

      However, in the last year or two, at least here in the UK, most of the Category 2 drivers seem to have bought Audis instead. Those cars have all the agressive looks of a Bangle-crafted BMW, are cheaper, and all you sacrifice is the build quality and handling that Cat. 1 desire.

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    60. Re:As a non-driver by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      When I first started driving, I had an old Chevy Blazer complete with a lift kit and crash guard. It was just plain big by my standards. I never had trouble getting into a lane. I think people were somehow afraid of that thing. Now I've got a tiny Hyundai Accent and I have bicyclers and skateboarders playing chicken with me.

    61. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sister Mary Frances! What the hell happened in here? I've been a cab for thirty-seven years, and I've never seen a mess like this!

    62. Re:As a non-driver by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

      Yet more evidence for the de-annexation of California.

    63. Re:As a non-driver by T3hD0gg · · Score: 1

      I wonder what people will think about the new Audi A4/A5 when they roll around. I think Audi is trying to be the new "asshole" car.

    64. Re:As a non-driver by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      You know, in these posts, everyone is bitching about what assholes all BMW, Audi, Merc, Porsche, Jag......owners are.

      C'mon, with MORE people owning lessor cars than these (less in the looks, price and performance dept) I'd have to think statistically, more discourteous drivers would be in more 'normal' makes of cars.

      This is starting to sound more like jealousy than anything else.

      I used to never understand the mentality of someone that would see a nice car in a parking lot...something expensive like a Viper or Porsche....and key it.

      I think maybe I'm seeing a little of that mentality here.

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    65. Re:As a non-driver by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Well, there are two kinds of people in the US who buy BMWs: those who love driving and scrape every last dime together to buy one, and those who have a lot of money and buy one because they are owned by other rich people.

      Yes, and those of use in the former who remember when Bimmer drivers were a relatively small group who flashed their headlights at each as greeting; argued over round vs square tail lights; there was no space in BMWCCA, and drove them because they were great handling cars really wish the yuppies would have fallen in love some other brand.

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    66. Re:As a non-driver by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "It is a stupid thing to do when you think about it logically, but I too no longer extend any courtesy to BMW drivers on the road. Too many thousands of miles of being pushed about have ended any idea I had they are 'one of us'."

      I'm not sure I understand what driving conditions are for so many of these posts. Cutting people off? Are you talking about not letting people merge into traffic on the onramp?

      Are you just mad at someone wanting to drive a bit faster than you because they have a performance car and you do not?

      I don't get it....if you see a car coming behind you, faster than you, why not just let them by? They will end up running "blocker" for you...and the cop will get them first.

      I personally like to drive fast...very fast when I get the chance and the road conditions allow for it safely. If on the highway, I just ask that you leave the left lane open for passing, it isn't anyones responsibility to 'manage' who can go what speed, and again, see above, it is to your advantage to let a faster motorist by.

      And no....I'm not a BMW/Jag type owner...most of those things have WAY too many seats. I prefer 2.

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    67. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't say I'm more weary of BMW or Mercedes drivers than I am of drivers of other makes... I'm trying to keep an eye out for 'Stupid Behavior'. The make just determines whether or how much I'm surprised afterwards.

      There are a few types I try to avoid:

      cars with fish logos. I guess the damned christians either think they're better (i.e. more entitled) than others. Or they think God will save them.

      "baby on board" sign carriers. They seem to think that if they've spawned (or could pay for the expensive IVF treatments), then it's your responsibility to give way to them so the precious cargo doesn't get fucked up. Personally I think cops should stop all cars with the signs and check for spawn. If none is found, they should, at a minimum, confiscate and destroy the sign on the spot.

      I once had a woman pull up to a stop sign just ahead of me in the next lane over. She had "the sign". She also had a completely unrestrained four-year-old STANDING on the bench seat right beside her. She was also smoking like a woodstove. I looked over at her and pointed at the kid, then down. She looked back at me and flipped me off through the haze inside the car.

      If it happened again, I'd sure as hell 911 the bitch's ass for child endangerment and follow her, giving constant location info to the CHP.

    68. Re:As a non-driver by exley · · Score: 1

      BMWs, Jags, Mercs tend to never say thankyou for being let out. They seem to assume that they own the road.

      Since I'm guessing you've never had one of these makes of cars, you wouldn't know that when we take delivery of our vehicles we also get official documentation indicating that we do indeed have part ownership of the roads we drive on.

      Psycho-analyze that. :)

      Jealousy... Next!

      (If anyone is pissed after reading this, please turn on your funny and re-read).

    69. Re:As a non-driver by azav · · Score: 1

      Simple. When you look at the front or rear of a car and you see a face, the next subconscious reaction is to equate the demeanor of the face with yourself. If the car's "face" looks happy, you relate it to the car being happy to see you. If the car's "face" is angry, you also relate it to being angry with you. This also makes you a little happier or angrier. This is how we relate to people and people's expressions when we look at faces. It also relates to when we were prey items. If the face of a thing looks like it might stalk us with the goal of eating us, we have an innate reaction to that facial expression, no matter where we might see it. So, now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

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    70. Re:As a non-driver by j_166 · · Score: 1

      "I used to never understand the mentality of someone that would see a nice car in a parking lot...something expensive like a Viper or Porsche....and key it."

      Aw man! you know people who do this? you do not fuck with a man's automobile. I mean, you just don't do it. If that ever happens to my car, I hope I catch the guy who does it. It would be worth it to have it keyed just to catch him...

    71. Re:As a non-driver by ben0207 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's all play the Slashdot "How much of this is true" game!

      My turn: I guess... 10 percent. Parent owns a car, possibly a dark blue one.

      Who's next?

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    72. Re:As a non-driver by The+Gaytriot · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I always wondered if people around here buy Chevy Impalas for that reason. It seems like the actual unmarked police cars still have all the antennae sticking out, plus an extra mirror on the door.

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    73. Re:As a non-driver by hardburn · · Score: 1

      Parts of california have nasty smog problems, which are largely driven by particulate emissions, which any diesel has in abundance. It isn't just hippy treehugger crap.

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    74. Re:As a non-driver by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Does your BMW look vaguely like a police car?

      We have several kinds of cruisers around here. Some are the normal Crown Victorias. There are others that look disturbingly like a Mercury. Then, there's the kind with the back that looks EXACTLY like an Impala.

      People tend to make room for cars that share features with the cruisers, I've noticed. Nobody really enjoys having a police car follow behind you, especially when they all sit like they are typing on their laptops. The preference is to let them pass you.

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    75. Re:As a non-driver by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Which kind? One cool tidbit: A 1981 Renault Le Car got/gets (if there are still any around) 38 MPG in the city and 49 MPG on the highway. Toyota can put that in the Prius' tailpipe and shove it.
      Ok, now for fun take both cars and t-bone them with your standard sedan out on the road today, eg a chrysler 300. When your done figure out which vehicle you would like to have been in prior to that crash.

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    76. Re:As a non-driver by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      90% of the taxi cabs around here are old crown Vics, interceptor models. They still have the driver's light, hubs, etc. Hell, I've seen one that still had the radio antenna pod on the hood!

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    77. Re:As a non-driver by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I don't know how others come to the conclusion BMW == asshole, but I can tell you that I make that association based on the driving I see day to day. For a total number of assholes a, and a subset of assholes in BMWs ab, the ratio of ab:total number of BMWs exceeds a:total number of cars. Also in that category: Crotchrockets, and any tricked out Honda or similar with a coffee-can exhaust. You know who you are.

      For more car insight, see here. Beemers are conspicuously absent.

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    78. Re:As a non-driver by plover · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, I have (well, had :-/ ) enough money (although I don't have a BMW yet.) I still have the arrogance. :-)

      If you reread what I wrote, I said they were "more" arrogant. Sure, everyone can be arrogant to some degree, but there are a lot of components to that, including a sense of entitlement that also seems to follow the wealthy around. And if you drive around Edina (the affluent suburb I'm thinking of) you'd quickly notice that it was populated by 40,000 people, each and every one of which is convinced they are the only driver on the road. Seriously, drive north on France Avenue from 494, pass the sign saying "City of Edina", and it's like someone lit up the "now drive like a jerk" sign. Granted, that particular road leads past some fairly expensive shopping malls, but in general I think they suck much worse than the drivers in any other part of the Twin Cities. And that's saying a lot because most Minnesotans in general drive like crap no matter where they are.

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    79. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like somebody bought an expensive car to make up for their little pecker.

    80. Re:As a non-driver by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 2

      You must live in a red state.

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    81. Re:As a non-driver by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      I don't know. Years ago I experienced someone pulling into my lane practically on my front bumper. They were driving a black Nissan Altima. Since then, literally 9/10 times I see someone driving dangerously, it's a Nissan Altima. 80% of those times it is black. .5/10 times it is another model of Nissan, but NEVER the Sentra. Usually after that it is the Pathfinder. I do not know why, but I have never seen an XTerra driving in an unsafe fashion.
      My experience is fairly close to yours though it is silver Altima's half the time. And after the altima comes the nissan Morono(morano), followed closely by the hyundai santa fe, and the new saturn vue.

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    82. Re:As a non-driver by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      As an owner of a BMW, I can tell you without any doubt whatsoever that we don't think we own the road, we DO own the road. After all, we paid for it. It was part of the option pack I had to get to get the sunroof. Why do I have to pay an extra 52 million for an interstate highway just to get the sunroof?

      My lights come on when they need to, because they are on automatic, just like everyone else's.

      As for thanking people for being let out, sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. Just like everyone else. And sometimes when I do, people don't notice it. I think you just happen to notice it more from drivers of more distinctive vehicles. Just like I always look for the drivers of slow SUVs or minivans in the left lane with the "My child is an honor student at..." to be on their cell phones.

      I know a number of drivers who have BMWs, Corvettes, Mercedes and other sorts of cars. Some of them are jerks, but most of them are better than average drivers. You don't spend money on a car with any sort of performance and not want to take care of it, and that includes knowing how to drive so that you don't wreck your car. Do you have any idea how much it costs to fix one of these things?

      I don't regard my car as intimidating or important. I didn't buy it to be intimidating, I bought it because I like good engineering and style. There are cars significantly more intimidating looking than a BMW of any model and many of them are cheaper too.

    83. Re:As a non-driver by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Well if the 'big one' ever happens. Part of the state becomes an island. That might help with the air pollution.

    84. Re:As a non-driver by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      Watch the "bloody volvo driver" commercials on youtube! :)

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    85. Re:As a non-driver by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      'd have to think statistically, more discourteous drivers would be in more 'normal' makes of cars

      And you'd be correct.
      I just a few years I've seen less use of indicators (sometimes only 1 out of 6 drivers using it), less keeping an eye on other traffic on the road, and less drivers keeping a safe distance. And it has no longer anything to do with the brand of car.

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    86. Re:As a non-driver by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      I drive through financially prosperous areas and depressed areas, and while there are assholes everywhere, the thickest concentration of them seems to be in your more well to do areas.

      I think if you drive a circles around Seattle on I-5 and loop back around on 405 a couple of times you may start agreeing with me.

       

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    87. Re:As a non-driver by howlatthemoon · · Score: 1

      Because there is setting on the headlight switch that does that. In my experience, it is less than perfect under dim conditions and too conservative in when to turn lights on because of weather or the long autumn dusk. I have also seen reports of inconsistent behavior by the sensor.

    88. Re:As a non-driver by Attilla_The_Pun · · Score: 1

      I moved from a Ford F-150 to a 2008 BMW 3 series. (Same sort of aggressive look the article talks about.) Kept the truck, so I get a good A/B comparison.

      The first thing that struck me is how much the rest of the road treated me like someone to be tailgated, challenged at stoplights, or otherwise shown disproportionate aggression towards.

      In my F-150, I rarely got tailgated, I rarely had people cut me off. On the drive back from the dealer where I bought my BMW, driving went immediately from a passive activity to an active one where I had to watch out for everyone with an axe to grind.

      I'd wager you're right, that BMW owners are just assumed to be jerks. Where I live, there aren't many BMW drivers in comparison to other cars with a rap...Audi, Porsche, etc. So you don't see BMWs all the time, and all it takes is a couple bad apples to give the bunch a bad name.

      I don't really care, I just love driving. I just don't care for being passed on the right at dangerous speeds just because I had cruise control on and happened to pass someone who got a bruised ego from it.

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    89. Re:As a non-driver by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Are you just mad at someone wanting to drive a bit faster than you because they have a performance car and you do not?

      No, he's mad because he perceives those drivers as having a sense of entitlement, despite not having the right of way!

      The people already on the highway have the right of way. It is the responsibility of the people merging from the on-ramp to wait until there's a gap and then merge safely. If they try to shove themselves in, and get forced off the road as a result, I have no sympathy!

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    90. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better lemon pie than lemon party!

    91. Re:As a non-driver by CronicBurn · · Score: 1

      ...Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways. ...

      Most of these cars have an "Auto" setting for their headlights. It's a set it, and forget it kind of thing. While it may appear they are careless about their headlights, it's really just another convenience of driving a "higher end" car.

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    92. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMWs, Jags, Mercs tend to never say thankyou for being let out. They seem to assume that they own the road. Therefore I deliberately don't let them out.

      Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways. I put that down to them assuming that everyone "can see them because they're so important, in their important car".

      Psycho-analyze that. :)

      Dude.. So deliberately blocking them in is way better then what a few bad BMW drivers have done to you. Way to go.

      Also, BMWs have auto sensing lights. They turn on automatically when it gets dark. So we are not intentionally trying to piss you off. You are doing a fine job at that all by your self. If you have an issue with BMW's light sensor, talk to them.

    93. Re:As a non-driver by Attilla_The_Pun · · Score: 1

      Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways. I put that down to them assuming that everyone "can see them because they're so important, in their important car".

      Psycho-analyze that. :)

      I'd put more money on the fact that most of these cars use sensors to determine ambient light level, and turn on the lights as needed so you don't have to worry about turning the lights on/off. I know from experience that they sometimes don't turn on when you think they should.

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    94. Re:As a non-driver by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      While I'm not a fan of the PT for performance reasons, as a pretty hardcore rodder I'd love to see the curvy fenders come back

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    95. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drive an e30, most of the assholes are the people challenging me with their camaros or rice rockets.

      my car doesnt look that mean either.. e30's look more like the deer in the headlights than mean.

    96. Re:As a non-driver by Rei · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that it's diesel, and diesel is a 15% more dense fuel than gasoline. Also, is that 49mpg rating revised-EPA or NEDC? NEDC is more lax, and is more similar to the old EPA mileages.

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    97. Re:As a non-driver by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Of course they do! BMW realized their drivers were dying off at an alarming rate due to their sense of self-importance causing them to fail to turn on the headlights!

    98. Re:As a non-driver by j79zlr · · Score: 1

      plus an extra mirror on the door.

      That is a spotlight. You've obviously never had one shined in your eyes....

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    99. Re:As a non-driver by fishbowl · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At least in the US, kids are encouraged to anthropomorphize cars from the earliest stages of cognition.

      Now, I had the ultimate "angry" car. A 1959 Chevy Impala. The back of the car looked like an animal face with chrome and steel whiskers and evil looking eyes :-) The front had four-foot long chrome harpoons that ran along the front fenders. The hubcaps when in motion, had an effect of spinning chrome abbatoir blades complete with red and black paint. This car was a real can opener and no matter what you drive, it was a *can* by comparison.

      I parted with that car when I couldn't afford $1.80/gal gasoline in a 1950s car, but I have different standards now for what I think looks "mean and angry" in a car.

      Here is some advice for those who are getting cut off and tailgated: Drive a car that looks like a complete piece of crap. Make sure it looks like there is no possible way you have insurance or brakes. Nobody who actually cares about their vehicle will get anywhere near you. "Rusty old truck" effect is fun.

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    100. Re:As a non-driver by Rei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And you instead discover that it's driven by a somewhat butch, middle-aged woman, right? :) That's the stereotypical PT Cruiser driver around these parts.

      Out of curiosity, would you say that this car (Aptera Typ-1) looks angry or happy? It's got a bit of a smile line, but the headlights and "nostrils" look kind of devious to me and almost make the smile look like an evil grin.

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    101. Re:As a non-driver by nschubach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try driving an '08 MX5 Miata. I get all kinds of mixed responses. People that tell me it's a nice looking car when I stop at places (like the gas station, drive through, or the cop that pulled me over for not having a front plate, etc.) and people that feel the need to scream out their window that I'm some kind of "faggot" or "homo" for driving it while they speed off or pass by. I'm not sure what exactly inspires them to do so, but the record is currently 10 compliments vs. 3 people with some kind of brain trauma.

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    102. Re:As a non-driver by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Years ago I experienced someone pulling into my lane practically on my front bumper. They were driving a black Nissan Altima. Since then, literally 9/10 times I see someone driving dangerously, it's a Nissan Altima. 80% of those times it is black.

      You had a bad experience with a Nissan Altima and have a heightened sense of awareness whenever one is around. But I wonder if in fact you have such repeated experiences may be due to sharing the same commuting path and schedule with a particular set of cars (similar to people seeing the same people on the bus or subway every day).

      You might want to start noting license plates to see if you're on the same road with the same people every day and maybe varying your commute start time to find a new commuting community.

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    103. Re:As a non-driver by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Of course they do! BMW realized their drivers were dying off at an alarming rate due to their sense of self-importance causing them to fail to turn on the headlights!

      They should instead focus on crash survivability thus both preserving their buyers and the replacement vehicle purchases.

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    104. Re:As a non-driver by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Is this a variation of the famous "Area Man Constantly Mentions Not Owning a TV" Onion phenomenon?

      http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694

      If it makes you feel better, I sometimes try to do things without driving, only to realize it's pretty much impossible (at least where I live.) The choice is usually "drive for 20 minutes", or "ride bus for 45 minutes, wait 15 minutes for second bus, ride that bus for 20 minutes." I opt for the former.

    105. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways. I put that down to them assuming that everyone "can see them because they're so important, in their important car".

      Automatic headlights?

    106. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The smart car is perfect example of this. I asked all the girls I knew if I would look like douche driving in one of them, and the response was unanimously, "Yes!".

      + 1 Angry cars

    107. Re:As a non-driver by PachmanP · · Score: 2, Informative

      A significant portion of my driving philosophy is the person with the worst car has the right of way. Who's gonna flinch? The guy in the brand new BMW 7-series or the guy in POS 80's ford escort?

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    108. Re:As a non-driver by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      I think you have a point. My personal bete noire is anything with a Mercedes emblem on it. In my experience, anyone I've known who drives one is an ass, so I'm inclined to be less courteous to them on the road. Illogical, I know, but there you have it.

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    109. Re:As a non-driver by reddog093 · · Score: 0

      My Mercedes has automatic lights, although I always turn them on early, because I like the look of the fog lights on w/ the driving lights (and fog lights will not go on in auto setting). And I always give a thank you wave. However, I drive the cheapest Mercedes they sell (2005 C230 Kompressor sedan - 4 cylinder), so the other Mercs tend to treat me like a bastard child.

    110. Re:As a non-driver by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      Well the VW cars failed, not because of PM, but because of NOx. After California switched to sulfur-free diesel, Volkswagen installed a higher-grade catalyst, and started selling the diesel cars again. The PM is still as high as ever, but not not high enough to both California's Air Resource Board.

      BTW gasoline cars also have particulate matter, but it goes unregulated.

      And that's bad, because gasoline PM is much smaller and can work its way into your bloodstream (via absorption through the lungs).

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    111. Re:As a non-driver by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      In Italy and Israel everyone drives like a psycho beeyotch from hell. In France nobody cares about what the car looks like because after parking it in Paris three times it's gonna be dented and have other cars' lacquer all over it.

      Now in Holland and Germany most people stick to the rules in a quite civilized manner, but not as civilized as in Sweden. In Sweden everyone drives huge ass (mostly) European cars (Saabs, Mercs, Beamers, Lexus, Jags, Volvo, whatnot) but the most of them are really nice about it. Almost like Canadians, as it were.

      It's not aboot the car, it's aboot culture and psychology. Having said that, you project some properties on BMW owners that might ring true in some cases, but that might be simple projection and envy on your side.

      Oh, and before some smart-ass comments: I know Lexus is a subsidiary of Toyota, Japan, and not European. THen again, it beats being a subsidiary of General Motors right now. :-D

    112. Re:As a non-driver by shiftless · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, this study changes nothing. It's not about the car, it's about the class of people who typically drive them. Different types of cars attract different types of people.

      I am from Alabama, and if I see a rusted out, primered up '72 Nova with Confederate flag and "Fear This" stickers driving down the road, I would be pretty surprised if I saw a corporate exec in a business suit driving it. If I saw a brand new BMW rolling down the street then I would be surprising to see a mulleted, tattooed redneck behind the wheel.

      I guarantee you that a typical good ole boy redneck gettin 'er done in his rusted out POS does not drive in the exact same manner as a snobbish corporate exec who thinks he is hot shit in his $3,000 suit and brand new BMW. The driving society as a whole comes to understand that certain types of people tend to drive certain vehicles, so when you see that vehicle out on the road your mind automatically makes certain assumptions about the person driving it. It's an assumption, yes, but a pretty good one that is borne out by real experience.

      Some cars have stronger stereotypes than others. For example, BMW, Corvette, and (new) Beetle all have certain images associated with them that some people seek out and others avoid. Mustangs (my favorite) and Camaros are the same way, but not as strong. A Camry, Accord, or something like that really doesn't have much of an image, it's more of a bland family car. Nobody sees a Camry cut someone off and thinks "yet another stupid Camry driver", but if a guy in a BMW does the same thing it just reinforces the stereotype. If you look closely, you can see a pattern here. The more expensive the car, the more likely it is to have a certain "image" associated with it. I would say that BMWs as a particular example tend to attract a lot of assholes, because it it just nice and expensive enough to be exclusive but not expensive enough to be unaffordable to the typical young hot shot exec--or those who want to be like him. I'd also bet that the typical BMW driver in Europe is not the same as in the States, because BMWs are cheaper to purchase over there.

      No guy, at least here in the South, would be caught dead driving a Prius because everything about the car just screams homosexual. Sneer and jeer all you want about how this fact proves your culture (wherever it may be--California, Europe, whatever) is superior to everyone else, but the fact remains. The truth is, if the automakers want hybrids to be more widely accepted, they need to design and market them to Joe Average American and not to So.Cal. metrosexual Starbucks-inhabiting elitists. Build a hybrid with a top speed of 140+ MPH, 100+ MPH trap speed in the quarter, aggressive looks, 40+ MPG, and reasonable cost, and it will sell like crazy. Otherwise, don't be pissed when most people aren't interested.

    113. Re:As a non-driver by CompMD · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for most Volvo drivers, but I thoroughly enjoy making BMW drivers eat my turbocharged five cylinder engine's dust.

    114. Re:As a non-driver by neurovish · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clarkson, is that you?

    115. Re:As a non-driver by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I'm most wary of a Subaru, my friends all agree that Subaru wagon/suv/crossover drivers are the worst, most erratic drivers out there by brand.

    116. Re:As a non-driver by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways. I put that down to them assuming that everyone "can see them because they're so important, in their important car".

      It could also be (and I'm not claiming that this is the case, just pointing out the possibility) that they're relying on their car to automatically turn the lights on in the dark, and the car's definition of "dark" is different from yours.

      That's what my dad does in his car (not a brand you listed) and it often doesn't turn on the lights in light fog, rain or other conditions in between "bright" and "dark".

    117. Re:As a non-driver by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways."

      Um, most BMW/Jag's etc have autosensing lights and wipers. My Passat does. I haven't touched my wiper or light controls for YEARS.

      So perhaps it's not the driver, it's something as angst-free as the sensor sensitivity setting?

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    118. Re:As a non-driver by Chatsubo · · Score: 1

      You bring up an interesting point.... how many BMW drivers become aggressive assholes after being repeatedly treaded badly on the road because of what they drive?

      Then we have to think about the chicken-and-egg of it. What came first, aggression towards these drivers or their aggression.

      Others here seem to think the more affluent person is a dickhead. I see it differently. I associate it with someone who's grown out of youthful aggression and is in charge of their finances and carreer. But of course I'm probably talking from a very different geographical standpoint, maybe in places there's lots of young second generation wealth driving these cars.

      Maybe we should note next time the psychological reaction we have when a Mercedes pulls up behind us, vs. Something like a BMW or even Subaru (which I immediately associate with a ricer)

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    119. Re:As a non-driver by di'jital · · Score: 1

      I think the headlights thing is b/c 99% of BMW drivers use the automatic headlamp feature that uses a sensor to turn the lights on and off automatically.

    120. Re:As a non-driver by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      I noticed the same thing, too, except that I went from a green corolla to a white sedan with a front grill and profile that is similar to our local police cruisers. It took a long time for me to figure out why people would slow down enough to let me pass (or almost pass) and then shoot ahead back to their usual speed.

      It's frustrating as hell when both lanes are slowing down because they think there is a cop behind them.

      -b

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    121. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways. I put that down to them assuming that everyone "can see them because they're so important, in their important car".

      Those cars typically come with automatic headlights. What you're probably noticing are people who turn their headlights on manually versus those that use an automatic system.

    122. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I wouldn't necessarily say all of that about the modern iteration of the 300. IMHO, if the typical owner wouldn't take them to such clownish extremes with the fake chrome accents running up the fenders and the 24" plus rims they might not be too bad. They do look like fucking tanks though. Lower the belt line a couple of inches and give that back to the glass and you might have something worth driving. If you really want Ugly, have a gander at the newest Chrysler Sebrings. I see why Daimler got out when they had the chance.

    123. Re:As a non-driver by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Besides, everyone knows that BMW stands for "Bite My Wiennie", which describes the entire attitude of the drivers.

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    124. Re:As a non-driver by Arterion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wish I had mod points. There is so much truth to this. I have the same experiences as the GP, and I do live in a red state (Nashville, TN). It's the idea that the wealthy folks are royalty, and the average folks are their peasants or serfs. I hear a lot of people here go on about "entitlement" programs, but in my experience, it's usually only the rich ones that really feel entitled to anything. I used to work in an expensive salon in the Green Hills area, and those clients were so overbearing. I ultimately quit because they really weren't worth dealing with.

      I mean, there are very very few "wealth-neutral" systems that people engage in. The highway system is one of them. Generally, people with more money get "better" everything -- but put them on the road and they're just another person trying to get from points A to point B.

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    125. Re:As a non-driver by XLR8DST8 · · Score: 1

      this is one of many reasons why i miss my '05 Volvo S40. it was just respectable for what it was. i wasn't some asshole in a BMW selfishly taking the road for himself, and i wasn't some lowly peasant getting in the way. the car is just as nice as a 3-series, just doesn't have that elitist stigma. it was also interesting getting pulled over by cops. i used to have a 94 explorer (PIECE OF SHIT). it seems that when i had a respectable & classy car, cops were much more respectful and less abusive. i wasn't some peasant they could just abuse, but i also wasn't some asshole they might feel the need to teach a lesson. being 25 at the time, i also used to get 'what do you do for a living?' from the cops quite often as well. anybody else ever experience this? people are funny when they judge cars. my dad had a 1984 porsche 911 convertible. it was in really nice shape. i remember him driving it one time & some asshole in a brand new mustang was yelling shit at him about being a rich asshole or something. the funny thing was, he paid about $18k for the porsche, whereby which Asshole's brand new mustang was probably, what, 30k? another instance with the porsche was one where my brother took it out & like an idiot left it in a seedy area. someone keyed the shit out of it. i'm sure there were plenty of cars in the lot of higher value. someone just wanted to destroy something beautiful i guess. people are retarded.

    126. Re:As a non-driver by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      I personally like to drive fast...very fast when I get the chance and the road conditions allow for it safely. If on the highway, I just ask that you leave the left lane open for passing, it isn't anyones responsibility to 'manage' who can go what speed, and again, see above, it is to your advantage to let a faster motorist by.

      And no....I'm not a BMW/Jag type owner...most of those things have WAY too many seats. I prefer 2.

      If there's enough other people on the road for them to get in your way, then it is not safe for you to drive ultra fast. What is dangerous is not the speed, it is the speed differential. And I have seen one too many BMW driver get in a near accident because they didn't understand that people aren't expecting them to come in at a speed that makes you look like you're standing still.

      Not to mention the assholes that think I'll drive straight into a truck because they're flashing their headlights at me or are practically hugging my bumper. Or the number of times I've been nearly run over on foot by drivers in BMWs and, more recently, Audis.

      As much fun as this discussion is, the story itself is completely silly of course. No way they can draw those conclusions.

    127. Re:As a non-driver by XLR8DST8 · · Score: 1

      actually i drove like an asshole when i had my Volvo :-x it was an 05 S40 with the turbo in it. had 220 hp, plenty of zip for such a small car. it was VERY safe & had amazing handling. i must admit though that illusion of safety made me feel like i could drive more recklessly & without consequence. i'm an idiot. i wrecked it, and i miss it very much. very nice car though.

    128. Re:As a non-driver by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

      Consider the following:

      In this age of political correctness, there are carved out exemptions from the VTL (Vehicle and Traffic Law) of various jurisdictions.

      Once upon a time, there was DWM, i.e. Driving While Minority. This used to be an offense until the ethnic defense organizations became powerful enough to lobby (extort) legislators, hire lawyers to defeat charges in court, and have judges impeached who convicted offenders.

      Since DWM has been effectually been repealed this created new lacunae (loopholes). These VTL exemptions hold for th usual infractions (failure to signal, Failure to yield, Failure to keep right, improper passing, speeding, etc.)

      VTLX-MO - VTL Exempt - Minority Operator. To charge such individual with the offense would raise the spectre of DWM. Charges are dropped and exemption stands.

      VTLX-LV - VTL Exempt - Luxury Vehicle. If the person can afford to drive such a vehicle, (s)he can afford to hire a busload of lawyers to tie up the judiciary until the sun leaves main sequence.

      VTLX-PC - VTL Exempt - Politically Connected - Self explanatory.

      VTLX-CN - VTL Exempt - (La) Cosa Nuestra - Black SUV's with tricolor reflective emblems on back. Stay far way from these if substances such as lead, concrete, and/or hydrofluoric acid are not part of your diet.

      VTLX-DO - VTL Exempt - Diplomatic Officer - Immunity of the most obnoxious order in theory; I have found diplomats to be more courteous than expected. More often than not, these keep to the right on multilane highways. YMMV

      VTLX-SC - VTL Exempt - Senior citizen - This one thinks that by virtue of living through the Great Depression, the Second World War and the Draft gives him/her an exemption from VTL.

      VTLX-WV - War veteran (Korean Conflict and earlier) This one thinks that his/her service to his/her country places him above such petty regulations, for in his/her mind he made it possible for that jurisdiction to exist as it has without interference from a hostile foreign power.

      VTLX-BB - Bitch Box - Absolutely fscking spoiled Ethnic-American Princess who thinks that the plastic card with her face on it is a title deed to all the asphalt, concrete and steel that comprise the transportation infrastructure, i.e. 'owns the road'.

      VTLX-SS - Spoiled Son - Male analogue of VTLX-BB.

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    129. Re:As a non-driver by SimonBelmont · · Score: 1

      Since you mention lights, one thing I hate about BMWs (at least in the US) is the blue headlights. If I see a harsh blue glare coming up behind me I know it is a BMW.

      Better than being tailgated by an oversized pickup with headlights shining right into my side mirrors, though.

    130. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have long referred to this as the "asshole ratio", and in my area BMWs and a few other luxury models seem to yield a higher ratio than the general case. But here's something I find counter-intuitive: the worst in my area seem to be Toyota Avalon drivers. Now, I would assume that someone wanted to make a sensible car purchase (thus Toyota rather than Chevy or Jaguar), but also wanted something upscale (thus Avalon instead of Camry or Corolla). Yet the asshole ratio here for Avalon drivers is clearly worse than any other vehicle, except the rare case of very expensive sports cars and motorcycles obviously piloted (recklessly) by college-age drivers.

      - T

    131. Re:As a non-driver by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but I always notice erratic or dangerous driving. It is the lack of a significant number of other models that leads to the Nissan Altima sticking out. As for where I commute, I travel a different direction every day, depending on where my customer is. Personally, I think it must have something to do with the personality of those who are attracted to black Nissan Altimas.

      I will, however, start taking license plates, just in case they are following me :).

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    132. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fun thing about driving a Volvo is that they are actually pretty good cars is you tend to drive fast , especially the turbocharged versions.

      I use the theory that the second fastest driver is not the one who will get a ticket , and have on several occasions driven 85 mph past a 75 mph Camaro and a hidden state trouper pulls out and gives the Camaro driver a ticket.

      The only time I've been stopped for speeding in 30 years was 10 years ago when I passed a Utah highway patrol car at 98 mph , and had a nice chat and a warning.

      If you are in a hurry , a Volvo station wagon is the car for you

    133. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my car was so important that it dismissed my for not being up to its class and left with the wife not to be seen again, the only thing they let me was the unpaid bills and the child support bills:(

    134. Re:As a non-driver by whiplashx · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised so many people agree with this. I'm not sure if BMWs have more asshole drivers or not, but I certainly don't judge or punish other BMW drivers for it.

    135. Re:As a non-driver by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      "Also, I notice - they're the last to switch their lights on when it starts to get dark - or when there's fog/spray on the motorways."

      Most of the more expensive automobiles turn their lights on and off automatically. As an anecdote, I noticed in myself that this put me into the habit of waiting for the car to adjust the lighting itself.

    136. Re:As a non-driver by jagdish · · Score: 1

      The biggest of this is, when I'm cuising down the fast lane (my driving habits didn't change all that much, actually these days I tend to cruise a bit slower), people tend to get out of my way much quicker.

      When I'm in the fast lane, I know my car can go faster than an old Ford behind me, so I dont give way. I simply accelerate. When I see a BMW or some other fast vehicle behind me I know I cant out run it, so I give way. Simple.

    137. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that depends... If I'm driving my angry car, I'm liable to get pissed at the person for not paying attention.

    138. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those Volvo people...
      They could hit a brick wall at 90mph and live, yet they are afraid of a little fender bender. Sheesh!

    139. Re:As a non-driver by iainl · · Score: 1

      Oh good Lord, no. Just someone who used to be very anti-BMW based on the driving attitudes of their drivers back before Audi decided to promote their cars almost entirely on how aggressive they look. Also, my brother-in-law bought a Z4 M, because it's just so good you can put up with the rest of the road thinking you're a twat.

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    140. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you live in the UK, I'd say they're getting out of your way just in case you're an unmarked police car- the police here in Scotland tend to use 530 diesels as their motorway patrol vehicles.

    141. Re:As a non-driver by lavalamp70 · · Score: 1

      Or the Smart (smartusa.com). That's one ugly POS....

    142. Re:As a non-driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call it the "halo effect". I had a 12 year old Ford minivan with dings and scratches on all 4 sides (kids). Paid for, of course.

      Yep, they stay about 10 yards away at all times. If you want to get into the next lane, no problems, take the whole lane.

      I was sad when its water pump seized and I had to sell it to the junkyard.

  2. That's why I prefer... by n3tcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... pop-up headlights. It looks like my car's asleep, which is fairly representative of what's going on in my driver's seat too...

    1. Re:That's why I prefer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overdose of knighrider?

    2. Re:That's why I prefer... by Joolz50 · · Score: 1

      I prefer popup lights too, because it makes me feel like a sleeping ninja

    3. Re:That's why I prefer... by autophile · · Score: 1

      When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

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  3. Yes you're right by superskippy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, you're right. A survey of just 40 people will change the direction of car design, especially since they spend billions on car development, but they haven't thought to ask people what they thought of the appearance of cars.

    1. Re:Yes you're right by darinfp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, we recently had a survey of 20 people make the national newspaper with findings about racism and integration issues regarding the Muslim community.

      I suppose a slow news day combined with slowing sales might help.

    2. Re:Yes you're right by Fallus+Shempus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only 40 people, but 40 people in Vienna prefer BMWs to Toyotas, anyone got a map?

    3. Re:Yes you're right by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A survey of just 40 people will change the direction of car design...

      Surveys of 20 people or less can make headlines all over the world these days. In fact, the less people you survey, the more likely it is that you will be picked up by news feeds and your results broadcast all over the world. I suspect that if you surveyed 5 people who liked bananas, and took the time to run half dozen statistical tests on their five answers, we could have any colour car we wanted as long as it it was yellow.

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    4. Re:Yes you're right by aproposofwhat · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Let me see - you ask 40 Austrians whether they'd rather be seen in:

      a) a Nazi Staff Car, or
      b) Hirohito's rickshaw.

      Guess which they choose?

      No shit, Sherlock!

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    5. Re:Yes you're right by elynnia · · Score: 2, Informative
      Another problem that I see with this survey is that it was restricted to one geographical location. Do people universally prefer similar traits in automotive design or are there regional discrepancies?

      I find the Mark 2 Ford Focus to be an interesting case study - the European and American branches of Ford made significantly different cars as a follow-up to the original Focus. The European Focus uses clean-cut, simplistic lines whilst the American equivalent treats it as a scaled-down large sedan with a much more aggressive tone.

      Is this a result of market demand or just a difference in design philosophy? Someone here should be an expert in automotive design...=]

      -Aly

    6. Re:Yes you're right by teh+moges · · Score: 5, Funny

      100% of the people I just asked agreed with you on that.

    7. Re:Yes you're right by quenda · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Austria they only prefer BMWs because of the better 'roo-bars.

    8. Re:Yes you're right by temcat · · Score: 1

      Are there kangaroos walking on the streets of Vienna, AUSTRIA?

    9. Re:Yes you're right by HUKI365 · · Score: 1

      No, not even design philosophy. The American Focus is a POS, and is being dumped in 2010 in favour of the Euro style. Though that didn't stop you Americans buying the ugly thing!

    10. Re:Yes you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      *something* tells me youâ(TM)re voting for McCain/Palin.

    11. Re:Yes you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for making me snarf my coffee, dude!

    12. Re:Yes you're right by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about 'roo bars, but a certain Austrian would probably have preferred a car with better roll bars....

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    13. Re:Yes you're right by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      I don't know what it is with their designers, but even though I want them to do really well (I own a few shares), their vehicles just look ugly to me. All these throwback vehicles they're pushing out are hideous. I'm not saying the originals are ugly, but taking design cues from 40 years ago tells me that their designers are probably at that age when 40 year old cars remind them of their youth... Or they are consciously trying to target the 50+ demographic who those cars would have a nostalgic appeal.

    14. Re:Yes you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I had the same thought. And I clicked the link to this comment page (I only visit 1 out of 10) to see how far I'd have to read until someone says exactly that and also to laugh about it. I thought, I didn't want that kind of "news". But now I realize, that by viewing this page, I have already proven the opposite.

    15. Re:Yes you're right by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      You call that simplistic lines and an aggressive tone? I see nothing of the sort.

      This whole premise that people have a consensus on how cars look is faulty. Sure, you might get a consensus about a humvee, a countach or a vw bug, but in the bland styling world of most consumer cars, reactions are thoroughly ambiguous and probably based on external factors more than the actual styling in question. Case in point: BMW styling (angry??? I could use a lot of adjectives to describe a BMW but angry would not be anywhere on the list). Another case in point: Your characterization of the american Focus as "aggressive".

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    16. Re:Yes you're right by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm a Brit, and anyway I despise all politicians equally.

      Thought I'd get a funny for the Hirohito's rickshaw, though :P

      (Nazi staff car was, IIRC, a Clarksonism of the highest order on Top Gear a few years back, while reviewing a BMW.)

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    17. Re:Yes you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're sarcastic, but look at what they did to the Volt. The prototype looked great, but the production model is going to look like a dam prius

    18. Re:Yes you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the geographically challenged (and Americans):
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7664846.stm

    19. Re:Yes you're right by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      Except that euro focus looks dangerously close to the Honda element... Not nice looking at all. It looks like a brick.

    20. Re:Yes you're right by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      (Nazi staff car was, IIRC, a Clarksonism of the highest order on Top Gear a few years back, while reviewing a BMW.)
      The irony of that statement being most Nazi's drove around in MB limo's and Clarkson being the badge-whore that he is rarely speaks ill of the Benz.

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    21. Re:Yes you're right by bioradmeister · · Score: 1

      I have been to Austria. They are all angry drivers. I am not surprised they like angry cars.

    22. Re:Yes you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      error - divide by zero

    23. Re:Yes you're right by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Let me see - you ask 40 Austrians whether they'd rather be seen in:

      a) a Nazi Staff Car, or
      b) Hirohito's rickshaw."

      There will be one fewer vote for the "Staff Car" after the Jörg Haider crash. :)

      His Phaeton was much nicer than an air-cooled Type 82E from the "old days", but it didn't save him.

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    24. Re:Yes you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Austria has many (kanga)roos except in zoos, where they usually do not allow you to drive cars.

      Australia, however... Well, I've yet to see a BMW with a roobar. But someone did build a ute out of an M5!

  4. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think this has something to do with the 'angry' appearance of the cars (although that really IS what perhaps even a majority of people seek in cars - the old freedom, a place to relax, unwind). To add onto that, BMW design although controversial, is good. I'm sure if they tested a better looking 'cute' car than Prius, a car whos design at least for me creates _no_ emotions whatsoever (compared to lets say a small Peugeot, Mini...), the results might have been different.

  5. Angry test subjects. by TwoBit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd be angry too if I wasted my time being part of a "study" that includes only 40 people.

    1. Re:Angry test subjects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After an exhaustive study of 40 people I met on East Colfax, I conclude that 10% of the population is into fucking geese, and the rest enjoy manipulating tail-pipes with potatoes. The government is watching, and that is why they smell like sour milk.

    2. Re:Angry test subjects. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The sample size has nothing to do with the validity of your conclusions, only the magnitude of the effect you can detect. You can have a sample size of 4 instead of 40, and if your p-value is .01 it's a statistically significant effect. It just has to be a really large effect to reach that level of significance with such a small sample size.

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    3. Re:Angry test subjects. by Bozdune · · Score: 1

      For many studies, 40 people is plenty. That's probably the case here. It seems counter-intuitive, but the math works.

  6. Excuse me? by John+Betonschaar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    and perhaps explain why sales of the Prius and other green cars are slow to take off with average consumers

    Uhmm, last time I was in the US (CA), a 2nd-hand Prius with low mileage was actually _more expensive_ than a new one, because everyone wants to have one but Toyota can't keep up with the demand.

    Calling Prius sales 'slow to take off' sounds a bit like... Opposite reality?

    1. Re:Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Toyota can't keep up means only that they can't keep up not how much demand there is (compared to other cars).

      Also if I remember correctly one of the reasons used Pruises cost more is because they have a HOV sticker. Newer ones are no longer eligible for the sticker while existing stickers are valid for a couple more years I think.

    2. Re:Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's still the case. If you want a Prius, you order it and wait a couple of months for it to come in. Pre-owned are still as expensive, if not more, than a new model. Although these tend to be well spec'd vehicles, not the no frills option at the bottom of the price list.

    3. Re:Excuse me? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Ceteris Paribus.

      I would love a Prius now with gas prices, but wouldn't buy it without that benefit because of looks.

      The even better Honda Insight (in terms of fuel economy), which went for big bucks when gas hit $4 on ebay (almost as much as new), was last produced several years ago and Honda quit it because of sales.

    4. Re:Excuse me? by iphayd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who buys their gas on eBay?

    5. Re:Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To play off of an Austin Powers quote: It's amazing how Austria in no way loos like southern California.

    6. Re:Excuse me? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Besides the fact you can get about 45-49 mpg in "real world" driving on the current Prius, don't forget that the car itself sports an amazing amount of interior space (the roomy back seating especially) and the fact you can fold down the back seats to get a big cargo area.

      It will be very interesting to see what Toyota does with the 2010 model, the third-generation of this ground-breaking car. We do know that Toyota wants improved performance and even better fuel economy, probably by going to a more powerful electric motor and an improved gasoline engine.

    7. Re:Excuse me? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      I was recently shopping for a new car. For various reasons, it was pretty much down to three choices:

      Subaru Outback (I'm in upstate NY, AWD is a VERY good thing, plus it's roomy but still handles on par with my old convertible, although that's a 1995 LeBaron so that's not saying TOO much.)
      Toyota Prius (fuel economy, fuel economy, fuel economy)
      Toyota Camry Hybrid - A stretch, since the only thing it had over the Outback was better gas mileage. No AWD and less room, plus somewhat higher MSRP.

      In the end, the Outback won by a long shot. Priuses just aren't available due to their popularity and I was getting to the point where I didn't trust the old LeBaron enough to deal with a multi-month waitlist of unknown length.

      Camry Hybrids are available, but while the difference in MSRP was only about $1500-2000 between the Outback I wanted and the base Camry Hybrid, the difference in actual price was FAR more. It's easy to get an Outback for about $2000 below MSRP, while when I stopped at a Toyota dealer about a Camry Hybrid, it basically went like this:

      Dealer guy: "How many arms and legs do you have?"
      Me: "Umm..."
      Dealer guy: "This is the last base model I'm getting in. They're a hot commodity so I'm only going to be ordering ones with leather/sunroof from now on."
      Me: "I guess I'll buy that Outback I was looking at."

      (The dealer quoted me about $2000 ABOVE MSRP for the Camry Hybrid. So a total of about $5500 price difference despite less than $2000 difference in MSRP, may actually have been only $1000 difference for my Outback SE.)

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    8. Re:Excuse me? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Kind of OT, but the mini-preview on your comment contained this:

      I was recently shopping for a new car. For various reasons, it was pretty much down to three choices:

      Subaru Outback (I'm in upstate

      I automatically assumed (correctly in this case) that you were in NY. And now that I think about it, I can't remember residents of any other state referring to part of their state as "upstate".

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    9. Re:Excuse me? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Probably because in other states you don't have a major city with the exact same name as the state, such as California, California.

      Us upstaters need to differentiate ourselves from the city. Not all of New York has large quantities of pollution, traffic, noise, and crime.

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    10. Re:Excuse me? by hitchhacker · · Score: 1

      The even better Honda Insight (in terms of fuel economy), which went for big bucks when gas hit $4 on ebay (almost as much as new), was last produced several years ago and Honda quit it because of sales.

      Honda is bringing the Insight back next year, though it will be more like the current Civic hybrid than the original Insight.

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    11. Re:Excuse me? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is another twist to the Prius thing: some used Priuses have a HOV sticker attached to them that allows them to be driven in the HOV lane by a single occupant. There's a quota on those stickers which has been reached, so you can grab about 5K extra if you're selling a Prius with one of those stickers.

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    12. Re:Excuse me? by oostevo · · Score: 1

      Ahem ...

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    13. Re:Excuse me? by oostevo · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:Excuse me? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      "major city", not "ghost town".

      That town is weird - lots of streets and almost no buildings.

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  7. Yes... by misiorysio · · Score: 1

    I am sure the car companies will spend billions on differently-looking cars because 40 people said so.

  8. Ford Ka by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, yes, definitely true. Have you ever seen a Ford Ka, for example? They're mean-looking little beasts, but they sold very well here.

  9. then this is a mutant by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:then this is a mutant by oldhack · · Score: 5, Funny

      Looks perverted to me - two ugly cars humping.

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    2. Re:then this is a mutant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm. I'd have to categorize that one under 'challenged' .. something challenged. Got it, "Challenged Mutant" Whoever came up with that design was either on a lot of drugs or a very sick and twisted individual.

  10. The angriest-looking car in the world... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:The angriest-looking car in the world... by Twisted+Willie · · Score: 1

      It might look mean, but it can be easily tamed by turning it into a sailboat and drowning it.

    2. Re:The angriest-looking car in the world... by oldhack · · Score: 1

      You can hear the "get off my lawn!!"

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    3. Re:The angriest-looking car in the world... by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's the same car on a better day

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    4. Re:The angriest-looking car in the world... by shish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That looks like an angry OAP; For real bad-assery, you really need a truck

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    5. Re:The angriest-looking car in the world... by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      That's not a truck, that's a transformer!

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    6. Re:The angriest-looking car in the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the old model, the new one is actually much much angrier. Full story here, another perfect example of the onion calling it years before the real world caught up to the news.

    7. Re:The angriest-looking car in the world... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      That looks like an angry OAP; For real bad-assery, you really need a truck

      So that's what Voltron has been up to since that "Defender of the Universe" gig dried up. Good that they're keeping busy, I say.

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    8. Re:The angriest-looking car in the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the same car on a better day

      That's not angry -- it just looks like it's looking for someone to give a blowjob to.

  11. Angry cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we need green angry cars. Incredible Hulk cars. Awesome.

  12. Not the only problem with the Prius. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only is it ugly, but it's small and very expensive. I'm sure both those traits help it sell well! It's not even that efficient compared to other vehicles its size.

    Unless you live in a place like London where the cost of normal cars is artificially inflated so that only the rich can afford to drive there, there really is no point to the bloody thing.

  13. Gosh what a huge and meaningful sample by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I mean, FORTY WHOLE PEOPLE, wow! and from where? There are whole countries, and probably regions/states within whatever country they took their 40 people from that I don't believe would follow their conclusions.

    Certainly immediately millions of Mini, Beetle (new and old style) and Smart Car owners would disagree.

  14. Emotional Responses by Narpak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Emotional responses to the outwards appearance of a vehicle is why it should be harder to get a drivers license. There are many people that can't be trusted with the responsibility that comes with driving a car. Operating a car isn't a right, it is a privilege.

    1. Re:Emotional Responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not where I come from in the US. In these parts you have to have a car, or you don't work. Hardly a privilege.

    2. Re:Emotional Responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emotional responses to the outwards appearance of a vehicle is why it should be harder to get a drivers license. There are many people that can't be trusted with the responsibility that comes with driving a car. Operating a car isn't a right, it is a privilege.

      Ah, you act like the emotional responses to the outwards appearance stops at the car these days. The average 19-year old female walking around a college campus is probably wearing $250 worth of clothing and accessories at any given time (Coach purse in tow of course), along with $1500 worth of the latest tech (iPhone, Macbook, iPod, etc.) that they HAD to have, which ultimately fulfilled more fashion then function.

      And we have to wonder why Gen-Y/Z has screwed themselves over drowning in debt?

      As for me, I'll be looking for the right number of air bags before I'm concerned about the look of my car. I'm thinking more people need to take Common Sense shopping with them, especially with the economy today.

    3. Re:Emotional Responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "WHAT?"
      Hmm land of the enslaved and home of the frightened.

    4. Re:Emotional Responses by kklein · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, I agree. People should have no preference whatsoever vis a vis the outward appearance of their auto-mobile contrivances, as it is sure to lead to dangerous driving behavior.

    5. Re:Emotional Responses by mrsquid0 · · Score: 0

      That is true, but needing something does not make it a right. In the US most people need a car, but driving is still a privilege, not a right.

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    6. Re:Emotional Responses by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Not everyone wants performance. For many it's more a question of aesthetics. Lots of people buy expensive cars and just drive them around normally.

    7. Re:Emotional Responses by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Sorry, numerous court cases have that traveling hence driving is a right, not a priviledge.

      Which means the states cannot take that right away from you without due process. Priviledges can.

    8. Re:Emotional Responses by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Emotional responses to the outwards appearance of a vehicle is why it should be harder to get a drivers license.

      Wait. What?

      Hate to break it to you, Mr. Narpak. People are kind of emotional. Some are less emotional than others, but people are emotional. The stupidest things can set them off.

    9. Re:Emotional Responses by ishmalius · · Score: 1

      That oft-repeated statement is not true. Everything is a right until someone takes it away from you.

    10. Re:Emotional Responses by Emperor+Cezar · · Score: 1

      I lived in the mountains, if I couldn't afford, or couldn't drive a car, I would have to move into town.

      Even podunk West Virginia had buses.

      One may not be able to stay in the exact same place without a car, but they could live close enough to it. IIRC half the people in the US don't drive.

    11. Re:Emotional Responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Operating a car isn't a right, it is a privilege.

      Spit out the goddamned Kool-Aid, you fucking sheep. In this day, driving should be a right. For most of the population, not being able to drive severely limits job, social and lots of other opportunities. Yes, I agree there are responsibilities associated with it, but this "privilege" shit is way beyond the pale. It ties us in submission to the godalmighty government.

      It's also used in a bunch of evil ways entirely unrelated to fitness to drive.

      For instance, this shit about depriving teenagers of their driving "privilege" if their grades aren't up to par. What the fuck is that except a pusillanimous means of extortion?

      And what about this bullshit about suspending the driving "privilege" (i.e. refusing to allow renewal of registration) of people who fall behind in child support payments? Deprive me of a way to make a living and I'll show you "behind on payments". You'll never see another fucking nickel out of me, bitch!

      It makes about as much sense as the old practice of throwing people into debtor's prison until the debt is paid off. Right!

      As long as they keep piling on non-driving-related penalties to retain the "privilege", they can fucking go to hell and see where their silly-ass laws get them.

      While they're waiting, they can line up in an orderly fashion to kiss my ass.

    12. Re:Emotional Responses by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      And to complicate matters, this society seems to have a nack for letting people that act like assholes get what they want. So, we end up with a large segment of society that bitches, whines, cuts off, steals from, and threatens others because thats how they get the best response for their circumstances. Attempting to prevent this is usually frowned upon.

      Want an example outside of driving? Sit in a waiting room long enough and you will notice occasionally someone will come in, wait a couple of minutes, then storm the counter, demanding to be seen right away. "I've been waiting for over an hour! I demand to see your supervisor!" Usually, they will get their supervisor and their shit will get taken care of much faster than everyone else.

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    13. Re:Emotional Responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry we aren't all as grim emotionless and cold as you oh great necrowizard.

  15. Crap survey by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    More likely that people saw the recognisable face of a BMW and opted for that - There's no doubt BMW's are a popular car. And the face is recognisable because its usually the one you see in the rear view mirror tailgating you and flashing its lights.

    Thats the very reason I would never be seen dead in such a car.

    N.

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  16. Now you did it by Dirk+Becher · · Score: 1

    Lol-Car is sad! :(

  17. It's conscious, rather than subconscious by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's conscious, rather than subconscious, if you ask me. It's not a mystery like "what makes someone attractive" - you look at a car with a "mean" look and you know why. Aggressive angles, sharp lines, etc. And aggressive look equates to engine power and speed with a car.

    Nearly everyone likes a "mean" looking automobile; mostly because car makers generally put "mean" looking designs into sports cars or put in powerful engines.

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    1. Re:It's conscious, rather than subconscious by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      What is 'powerful' in your book?

      Personally, I drive a 99 Buick Century. In Switzerland, that is a rare make and model to be driving.

      I do so for several reasons:

      1: The previous owner sold it with a few minor and one hellishly obvious dent. So it was cheap.

      2: It has a nice V6 engine and thus is safer to drive as I can find my way into traffic more easily. Good acceleration equals safety. I don't care for top speed as just about any car manages 120 km/h, which is the maximum speed limit we have.

      3: It's fricking one and a half tons. And looks it, too. Meaning all those fucking businessmen and housewives in their SUVs will think twice before getting into a fight with me. I'm not some New Beetle. You can't squash me with one of your huge tires. I bite back and your car will take SIGNIFICANT damage, too!

      4: Pretty darn good mileage for such an engine.

      5: As my wife and myself have experienced with her Peugeot 206, people are generally much less inclined to be rude to you in traffic (tailgating and such) and put you in harms way with their reckless driving, if you have a car that doesn't look puny. She, and myself (so it doesn't depend on the driver), has had much less trouble once she swapped the little silver potato for a Chrysler.

      This is like the arms race between the Sovjets and the US back then... if you can keep up with the others, chances that war starts actually go down.

    2. Re:It's conscious, rather than subconscious by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I don't see why that can't also be subconscious. Subconscious doesn't mean you can't be aware of it or it can only be one or the other. In this case, I think they mean that the thought comes automatically, you don't have to sit around and consciously think about it first.

    3. Re:It's conscious, rather than subconscious by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      I consider powerful to be engine strength - but it can vary per car. Meaning, a powerful engine doesn't have to be a 500HP V8 if it's a small car.

      It's funny to hear about a US car in another country - sometimes it seems like the US Auto Makers don't export any cars.

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    4. Re:It's conscious, rather than subconscious by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It's fricking one and a half tons. And looks it, too. Meaning all those fucking businessmen and housewives in their SUVs will think twice before getting into a fight with me. I'm not some New Beetle.

      I hate to break it to you, but New Beetles are pretty close to 1.5 tons (2,712 lbs) too. It's only the old Beetles that were tin cans.

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  18. A to B by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I prefer a car that gets me from point A to point B; safely, efficiently, and comfortably. In that order. This appears not to be the case for most people.

    A neighbor of mine one got ~$1500 off the price of his (new) car because it had a bright yellow paint job. His wife was not pleased. His children were furious. He was happy to have "saved" so much money. Most people would say that the paint job saved him ~$1500 off the price of a perfectly fine car. I say instead that the paint jobs of all others cars of that model cost their owners $1500.

    When things like a paint job and how "angry" a car looks are determining what cars people buy, you know that the cars themselves are grossly overvalued. If someone can add on 5% to the price of a car because of the shape of its headlights, you have to ask just how much of the original price was based on cosmetics and not on quality. This is important because if its the former, then the modern automobile industry is standing on thin foundations which may end up crumbling when severely undercut by the latest line of cheap Chinese cars, which can be glossed up just as easily as their western counterparts.

    There's a simple rule to buying cars. Never buy a new one. You'll invariably be conned out of thousands over silly cosmetic details. Buy used, and put your pocket before your pride. You might need what's in there later on.

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    1. Re:A to B by compro01 · · Score: 1

      There's a simple rule to buying cars. Never buy a new one. You'll invariably be conned out of thousands over silly cosmetic details. Buy used, and put your pocket before your pride. You might need what's in there later on.

      Don't forget that by buying used, you also dodge the steepest part of the depreciation curve.

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    2. Re:A to B by TwentyCharsIsNotEnou · · Score: 1

      He saved $1500 because of the paint job, and he'll sell it for a lower price for the same reason. So he may not have saved any money at all.

      Other people's opinions DO count when buying your car - those are the people you'll be trying to sell it to when you're finished with it.

    3. Re:A to B by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      Yea but it definitely won't be 1.5k lower

    4. Re:A to B by Hao+Wu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Girls must really admire your efficiency.

      Cheap bastards get tons of chicks, right? (All of them HOT...)

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    5. Re:A to B by salec · · Score: 1

      Comfortably is safely, for large values (YMMV) of A to B.

    6. Re:A to B by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      ...undercut by the latest line of cheap Chinese cars, which can be glossed up just as easily as their western counterparts.

      They still seem to be trying to get the hang of this glossing. Even the Japanese have only more recently taken their aesthetics more seriously compared to European cars, and I think that's because nowadays, people don't see why they can't have a sensible car that also looks good.

    7. Re:A to B by kklein · · Score: 1

      Also: Get off my lawn.

    8. Re:A to B by stokesvec · · Score: 1

      What about the whole market of 'lemons' theory http://www.brillig.org/people/acd/lemon.html and how it applies to the used car market - isn't it impossible to get a decent used car because of this?

    9. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree slightly. New has a warranty. Several years ago, I bought my newish honda came with a extended 8 year 120k warranty (bought on internet from Hondacare for much less than dealership offered). It's been 2 years hasslefree, hopefully 6 more year to go.

      My brothers have always bought used cars cheap. They invariably always stuck more into the cars than the purchase price over time and always were scared of getting stuck somewhere. These weren't always cheap PoS either btw. Last car was 5k, check out by HIS mechanic thoroughly, and still 3 months later the transmission conked out with only 7k added to the odometer. Another time, we went out of the mall to see a car (purchase 6 months previously) being put out by the fire department.

      I would say, when buying a car:

      -buy under what you can afford, just because you can afford a Lexus doesn't mean you shouldn't just go with the toyota
      -research your car, things like reliablity, fuel economy, resale value, etc are more important than whether it has mag wheels or not
      -don't purchase extras from the dealer, things like scotchguarding can be done with 12 bucks worth of the real stuff from walmart and half an hour time

    10. Re:A to B by RichiH · · Score: 1

      This is important because if its the former, then the modern automobile industry is standing on thin foundations which may end up crumbling when severely undercut by the latest line of cheap Chinese cars, which can be glossed up just as easily as their western counterparts.

      Not before the safety standard of those cars improves. A lot. To quote someone from some documentary about the whole thing "In this case, the driver would have been lucky. He would have been dead."
      I for one do not fancy putting friends, family & myself in such danger.

      No objection on the whole "cars are overprized" thing. Though I can't see how that is new in any way :p

      On the other hand, pick a different complex machine that is in daily use for a dozen years or two with less than ideal treatment that will still basically work after all this time. Car manufacturers _do_ have some very good answers to questions I would never even think of asking.

    11. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and importantly the bright yellow car can be more easily spotted in fog and similar bad weather..

    12. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you cannot afford to by a new one, you can't afford to maintain a used one ...

    13. Re:A to B by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the same thing about women. The pretty ones cost WAY more than they're worth--not to mention the much higher maintenance costs.

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    14. Re:A to B by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      You just hit the nail on the head, literally. The penis head. If this world was only men cars would be decorated by the skulls of kills obtained through battle. Most of our world is grinding away to create the safe nest that a woman desires and try to attract her. All men are simply blue boobies, trying to attract a mate. The car is an extension of this whether we like it or not.

       

    15. Re:A to B by D+Ninja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a simple rule to buying cars. Never buy a new one. You'll invariably be conned out of thousands over silly cosmetic details. Buy used, and put your pocket before your pride. You might need what's in there later on.

      Really? Never? Hmmm...let's see...

      The first car I bought was a used car. It was $8,000 at purchase price. Not too bad given milage/condition/etc (and I had it inspected by my own mechanic). However, over the next two and half years, I spent ANOTHER $8,000 getting the stupid thing fixed up, etc, etc. There were weird problems that kept cropping up. I kept holding out thinking, "This will be the last thing I need to fix." Of course, that wasn't the case. The breaks giving out (while I was driving) was the last straw.

      Instead, I bought a Toyota for $13,500, brand new, and I haven't had a single problem (except for a flat tire) since then. That was almost 4 years ago. I have a warranty, I know all the problems with my car (no shady history), and I keep a good record of all the mechanical work I do on my car (get regular oil changes, etc). I will *never* buy a used car ever again.

      Additionally, someone will probably respond and say, "Your car depreciates in value so fast...it's a bad investment." Um. What? When is a car an investment? Last time I checked, anything that DEPRECIATES in value at all is not a real good investment. My car exists to get me to the places I need to go, and I need to feel safe and comfortable while doing so. That's it. I'm not trying to make money off my car. I will drive it into the ground (or until it starts costing me a lot).

      Alright. I'm off my soapbox now.

    16. Re:A to B by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      You're not getting modded up because this is Slashdot. Nobody understands what this word "women" is. Is it like a case mod?

    17. Re:A to B by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      It depends on what car you buy. Some depreciate far faster than others.

      For example, Subarus tend to hold their value quite well in states that get appreciable winter snowfall, like upstate NY. Thus the disadvantages and cost risk of a used vehicle (unknown repair/maintenance history mainly) are greater, making a new vehicle a better proposition for some makes/models than others.

      At least with a Subaru - If you're getting a good deal on a used Subaru, it probably has known mechanical problems. Subarus that aren't already exhibiting problems tend not to get sold, and if they are sold, usually not cheaply. (At least in upstate NY where the AWD makes them very popular.)

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    18. Re:A to B by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When things like a paint job and how "angry" a car looks are determining what cars people buy, you know that the cars themselves are grossly overvalued. If someone can add on 5% to the price of a car because of the shape of its headlights, you have to ask just how much of the original price was based on cosmetics and not on quality.

      I read about a study on the psychology of car selection, road rage, etc... Basically the outcome was that most people see their cars as an extension of their personal space. And many people care deeply about how the looks and comforts of personal space. Interestingly, they found that there is a direct correlation between the importance someone places in the looks of their car and the amount of bumper stickers, nodding dogs, furry dice etc they add, and the likelyhood of that person feeling anger at someone else's mistake in traffic. Someone cutting them off in traffic is felt as an invasion of their personal space.

      I think there is something to that notion. When I leave the office and get on the train home, I feel like I am still working, right until I leave the train (even when I'm just reading a book instead of doing actual work). But when I leave the office and get in my car, it feels like the work day is already done... because at that moment I am entering my personal space.

      By the way, Americans have absolutely no business buying used cars, at prevailing prices in the USA. Here in the Netherlands we usually pay around twice the US sticker price... mostly because we've a 45% special tax on new cars, and the 20% VAT comes on top of that.

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    19. Re:A to B by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I've picked up more chicks with a Prius than I ever did with my MB SLK350. And they were hot. Smart, hot chicks dig that sort of thing. Vapid hot chicks prefer status symbol, although they cost more to maintain than said status symbol.

      Rule 32: The woman you're sleeping with should never cost more to maintain than your most expensive adult toy (vehicle/plane/boat). This, of course, changes when you get married.

    20. Re:A to B by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      A guy with the nick "ObsessiveMathsFreak" posting on Slashdot, with the sig "May the Maths Be with you!" doesn't care about the appearance or style of the car he drives?

      Shocking!

    21. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't figure out how one could spend $8,000 repairing a car over 2.5 years. If you get your work done at a decent shop, they'll give you a good warranty on it. Major expenses if I were to fix all of my Corolla that requires serious tools I understand normal people wouldn't own to repair:

        - $700 - Replace timing chain
        - $2000 - Replace engine /w rebuilt
        - $1500 - Replace transmission

      I didn't include electrical or brakes, since, in general, these are things the owner of a used car should be willing to do themselves. If you're not, used car ownership might just not be for you! :-) Of course, after replacing all those things, you basically give your car a new lease on life. Selling it after all that would be crazy!

      I also didn't include emissions/muffler, belts, plugs, oil, etc. since those are consumables anyways, and don't cost all that much to fix because there's serious competition on getting those done.

      Now, if the frame is busted, or the car totally rusted out... well... :-(

      Rule of thumb is: If you're going to buy a shitbox to keep running, you buy a *very* popular shitbox, since parts are cheap and plentiful. You never buy a shitbox Mercedes, for example, since you're just asking to pay $6,000 for an engine. Corolla, civic, etc. are the way to go!

    22. Re:A to B by KingOfTheMoon · · Score: 1

      I've picked up more chicks with a Prius than I ever did with my MB SLK350. And they were hot. Smart, hot chicks dig that sort of thing. Vapid hot chicks prefer status symbol, although they cost more to maintain than said status symbol.

      Slashdotter picks up multiple hot chicks in a Prius? Why is this not a banner on the front page?

    23. Re:A to B by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Cheap bastards get tons of chicks, right? (All of them HOT...)

      Considering that the wealthiest people (self-made) tend to be the most frugal, your statement can be considered correct.

    24. Re:A to B by nxtw · · Score: 1

      Instead, I bought a Toyota for $13,500, brand new, and I haven't had a single problem (except for a flat tire) since then. That was almost 4 years ago. I have a warranty, I know all the problems with my car (no shady history), and I keep a good record of all the mechanical work I do on my car (get regular oil changes, etc). I will *never* buy a used car ever again.

      Buying a used Toyota in good condition would have a similar effect... I've had a 2001 for three years. Besides having the alignment fixed when I got new tires installed, just about every expense has been something that was expected - new tires, battery, brakes, etc.

    25. Re:A to B by Trayal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because your anecdotal example is indicative of all used car buying experiences. :)

      Seven years ago I bought a heavily used car for $5,000. Over 120k miles later, it's still running strong despite being driven by my Asian wife (sometimes the stereotypes are true).

    26. Re:A to B by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Well, my geo prizm that cost $3000 used has cost only fuel and oil changes in the last 4 years that I've owned it (about 70K miles).

      Well, I've bought tires and windshield wipers, but that was only because they were slashed and stolen, respectively.

      My first car cost me about $1000 in parts, but then again it was an '86 (and this was in 2001).

      -b

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    27. Re:A to B by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Every Jag XK and Nissan 350Z that's never been driven faster than 80 by a mid-life-crisis white collar type is proof that cosmetics are extremely important. Cars are all about form, like a wrist-watch or a cell phone. You don't buy a 40,000 car to get from point A to point B, you buy it to make a statement.

    28. Re:A to B by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine is looking to replace his car and we've had this buy new versus buy used conversation several times. It's true that if you buy a new car you will typically be covered by a long warranty and won't need to do much other than routine maintenance (oil, brakes, air filters, wiper blades, coolant, etc.) for several years.

      That being said, if you're willing to work on a vehicle yourself, you can save thousands of dollars by buying a used vehicle. If you buy used (or even new) and take it into a repair shop, you will get screwed out of your money. For example, my Saturn SC2 needed a new radiator this past spring. The local Saturn dealership wanted $600 to replace the thing; they charge more than a hundred dollars an hour for labor. I ordered a new one for about $150 from radiator.com and received it the next day. New hoses and coolant ran me about another $40 and it took me about five hours to install (I flushed the coolant system otherwise it would have taken closer to 2-3 hours). I know some people are intimidated by cars, but for the most part (basically everything except engine internals and transmissions) they're relatively simple machines.

      As for cars being an investment, that all depends on the type of vehicle. Corvettes for example are known to start appreciating in value after a few decades. The same thing goes for many other cars (eg. old Pontiacs), but you're typically dealing with restored or partially restored vehicles at that point.

      Oh BTW, I hope you have a new mechanic. I'm curious as to how your brakes suddenly gave out while driving. The brake system isn't very complex and a proper inspection should have revealed any outstanding issues like rusty brake lines, sticking or seized calipers, loose mounting hardware, etc.

    29. Re:A to B by Eil · · Score: 1

      Well, what kind of car was the used one? Certain models--and indeed, entire makes--have a reputation for poor reliability and high maintenance once the manufacturer warranty has expired. If you don't bother to research this before you buy a new car, then you deserve what you get.

      Toyota (along with Honda) vehicles generally have excellent reliability ratings and it's not uncommon for them to have very few issues even after 250k miles. It's not a surprise that a new one hasn't given you any trouble.

    30. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I get it! So, paying for sex is the status quo and is perfectly legal and expected, so long as it not openly portrayed as paying for sex.

    31. Re:A to B by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Which is why when I bought my current car, when I took it for a test drive, I went to my mechanic to have him take a look at it. Went through 3 cars before I found one with a good cost+repairs sum.

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    32. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have to have a nice car to get pussy, you've already failed. I drive a Prius and the only disadvantage is that I can't fit enough bitches in it.

    33. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, yup, and yup. I was also persuaded by the lower interest rate to finance, so I was getting more car per dollar. Also, any mechanic in my area is almost certainly buddies with the local dealerships, so I wouldn't trust them any more than those stupid CarFax reports.

    34. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It really depends on the make and model, who you buy from, etc. I bought my 01 Altima used for 6800 and for the last five years I've had it, it's been running strong, despite being exposed to an immature college student drunk driving and crashing in to things. Yup, with a few new control arms, it has still never cost me a single dime to repair that wasn't my own fault.

      P.S.
      This post is a good indication as to why you should look in to your vehicle's history and prior owner(s) before buying. If you don't, it's really your own fault.

      P.P.S
      Is anyone looking to buy an 01 Altima in great condition?

    35. Re:A to B by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      The first car I bought was a used car. It was $8,000 at purchase price. Not too bad given milage/condition/etc (and I had it inspected by my own mechanic). However, over the next two and half years, I spent ANOTHER $8,000 getting the stupid thing fixed up, etc, etc.

      Now let me ask you a question:
      Do you actually believe this is typical?

      It seems to me that you simply needed to do better research, and the you did not actually get a good price.
      Have you consided actually learning more about cars yourself? Did you compaison shop for the best price when getting repairs?

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    36. Re:A to B by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Do you actually believe this is typical?

      Well, to that extreme - no. However, I have had a number of friends fall into similar traps. Granted, a new car could have just as many problems (and I've seen that happen too). But, a new car typically comes with a warranty.

      As for doing better research, you are right (overall). The initial cost of the car wasn't a bad price. But the environment I was driving it in hurt it a lot (ton of snow/ice/etc).

      As for learning about cars myself...I really don't have the time, quite honestly. Between the many other things I do, cars is not something high on my priority list. Basically, I thought I had a good mechanic, and I didn't. It's the unfortunate side-effect of moving too much.

      The part that I was more focused on is the fact that people call cars an investment. Unless you're buying a fancy car to show at car shows and win money with (or resell when it gains value) - you aren't getting an investment.

    37. Re:A to B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well your problem is simply really:
      1.) You paid too much for it
      2.) You didn't know enough about the car to know what to look for and expected your mechanic to really give a damn.

    38. Re:A to B by _2Karl · · Score: 1

      I have never spent more than £800 on a car. My first lasted me 3 years, the second 2 years, the third another 3, the fourth only 1 year (but was only 400 quid), the fifth 1 year (a more expensive failure at 800, but I got part ex for the onld one)and my current car is up to 1 year and still going strong. Total cost over the past 11 years - £3000 approx. Not even anywhere close to the cost of a new car which may not have lasted as long as those ones did combined. Sure, it might be more hassle, but it's certainly cheaper, and you never have to worry about theft when your car's a piece of crap.

    39. Re:A to B by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      That's awesome that that's worked out for you. That wasn't the case for my used car. That's why I go new.

      Sure, it might be more hassle, but it's certainly cheaper, and you never have to worry about theft when your car's a piece of crap.

      Yes, but when you do as much driving as I do, you can't afford to have a piece of crap fall apart on you. The "my car broke down" excuse does not a happy client make.

      Plus, I like my dates to *want* to get into my car.

    40. Re:A to B by _2Karl · · Score: 1

      Plus, I like my dates to *want* to get into my car.

      I look like a Big Issue Vendor, so having a great car is not going to make women more attracted to me. They'd probably just think I'd robbed it.

  19. why all the Prius hate? by rarel · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Am I the ony one who actually likes that car? It's a clean and minimalistic without being bland, like the first-gen Prius was. I like it a lot, it's very contemporary. At worst I would call it unremarkable, but certainly not ugly.

    Now the Fiat Multipla posted above, that's one ugly vehicle. :x

    1. Re:why all the Prius hate? by lfp98 · · Score: 1

      I'm about as pro-environment as anyone, I think gasoline and SUVs should both be taxed to kingdom come, that public transit should be just about free, etc. etc. I drive one of those old 80's eat-your-peas electric cars that only go 40 miles and take a good half-minute to get up to 50 mph. And technically, I admire Toyota for what they've done with the Prius. But honestly, it really is just about the most profoundly UGLY car ever introduced. I know that the design, with the high back and the tiny wheels is for aerodynamics, but aesthetically it is, like no other car I've ever seen, just plain painful to behold. It's the proportions that are all wrong, not the putative smiley face.

    2. Re:why all the Prius hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Eh. Let's be brutally honest here: the prius is just average. There are much, MUCH uglier cars out there.

      A bit of quick googling yielded this list here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/picturegalleries/2754146/The-100-ugliest-cars.html

      Not all the pics in there are actually horrible, but just a few clicks in from the bottom and already I see uglier cars than I ever imagined, like that Fiat Doblo. And of course, I do remember the Aztec - I still see one on the road every now and then and marvel at its concentration of raw ugly. In comparison to most cars on the road, the prius just kinda... blends in. There are a lot of them out there, but I don't notice them unless I'm specifically looking for them. Can't miss things like the PT Cruiser though; the wrongness just draws the eye in...

  20. Crap by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    I drive a Miata; 08, icy blue.

    Not only does it not have an angry face I am not gay either.

    I am so confused now.

    Yet I haven't found a woman who doesn't love it...

    I always wonder if some of these studies aren't just because of where they were taken

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    1. Re:Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine what would have been your score if you drove a BMW Z4 then...

    2. Re:Crap by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

      Yet I haven't found a woman who doesn't love it...

      Women love the car. They generally don't want their mate to drive one.

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    3. Re:Crap by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could explain this thought to me? What is it about a car that makes you think this? Also, I'd like to find out why people feel the need to scream out their windows that they feel I'm gay for driving it but when I'm stopped at lights or other locations people think the car looks awesome.

      For the record, I drive an 08 Deep Blue hard top MX5 and it's a damn fine sports car. I decided on it over the other two seat sports cars in the general pricing area of $30K US (including a used Nissan 350Z, a Solstice/Sky, and a used Z3) and I found it to be the best deal for the money with the least amount of cheap plastic dash pieces.

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  21. Cars are ugly these days, why? by Batmensch · · Score: 5, Funny

    To tell you the truth, there's been one car in the last decade that I thought looked interesting (under $50K, anyway), and I bought one, the PT Cruiser. Why can't they make decent looking cars anymore? Design by committee?

    1. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't tell if you are joking or not, but if you are then the Pontiac Aztek would have worked too.

      The Aztek, PT Cruiser, and Mini Cooper are all interesting. They are niche, however, appealing to frugal retirees, suburban lesbians, and urban gay-boys respectively.

      I work at a very normal place with a large parking lot... good sample size. You can't own certain vehicles without enduring RIDICULE from your coworkers, largely behind your back.

      There is nothing shallow about wanting to avoid vicious mockery. Choosing a car based on appearance is essential to basic function in society and business.

    2. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Funny

      So? At least people there know to get into the right lane when not passing.

      A lot of highways here, two slowpokes often "race" neck and neck with each other for minutes on end to the detriment of everyone behind them.

    3. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Meant to post one comment down, in reply to "In Germany"

    4. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by RichiH · · Score: 1

      I can't say I am happy about the more and more bubble-shaped cars we are seeing in Europe, but the PT Cruiser is just sick.

      I guess that's why they offer different stuff, so people can choose what they like :)

    5. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that's why they offer different stuff, so people can choose what they like :)

      Studies like this are the excuse that governments will use to decided for you. It's for the greater good, after all, that you should have to drive something you don't like.

    6. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by iampiti · · Score: 1

      You have been moderated funny and I don't know about your original intention...but I sort of agree with you.
      I really like the look of the PT cruiser; it looks elegant, classic...
      I find modern cars (the ones I can afford anyway (below 20K â)) too rounded and full of curvy shapes.IMO it makes them look like toys. The korean ones are the worst offenders.
      I guess I am in the minority. It sucks.

    7. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to be kidding, the only car on the road that's uglier than a PT Cruiser is the another Chrysler, the 300C

      To tell you the truth, there's been one car in the last decade that I thought looked interesting (under $50K, anyway), and I bought one, the PT Cruiser. Why can't they make decent looking cars anymore? Design by committee?

    8. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by CaroKann · · Score: 1

      I can think of two reasons: government regulations and attempting to appeal to a broad range of people.

    9. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Whoa, you bought a PT Cruiser because you think it ISN'T ugly?

    10. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Do you mean the Renault Megane?

      It just doesn't look very aerodyamic to me - whenever I see one, I always imagine that the designer forgot to smooth out the back.

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    11. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by RichiH · · Score: 1

      I am referring to almost all cars, unfortunately. The cars in the US seems to get long-drawn horsefaces, these days. So I guess it does not matter where I live, anyway. Cars are becoming uglier. Period. :p

    12. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of highways here, two slowpokes often "race" neck and neck with each other for minutes on end to the detriment of everyone behind them.

      "Detriment"? Jesus, how easily wounded you are.

      I assume "slowpokes" are anyone not doing at least fifteen over the limit to a jerk like you.

      Personally I can't believe the law that affirms bastards like you -- if I'm in the fast lane doing the limit and a prick like you starts tailgating me, the cop will not nail you for tailgating or speeding; he'll nail me for not "giving way" so you sons of bitches can continue violating multiple laws.

      Fuck that shit. The asshole cops should forget about me and haul your ass over for reckless endangerment. You and your fucking rage and sense of self-importance are the real dangers on the road, not my willingness to drive within the law.

      Tailgate me, you cocksucker, and I'll drop it to 5 mph -- I'll select the speed at which I'll get rear-ended by some self-absorbed jerkoff.

    13. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      And you think *I* have roadrage problems?

    14. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Personally I can't believe the law that affirms bastards like you -- if I'm in the fast lane doing the limit and a prick like you...
      Not sure if you're a troll, but anyways, the "fast lane" is actually, the passing lane so if you aren't passing then you need to get out of the lane.
      Fuck that shit. The asshole cops should forget about me and haul your ass over for reckless endangerment. You and your fucking rage and sense of self-importance are the real dangers on the road, not my willingness to drive within the law.
      Wow, one might argue that not getting out of the passing lane when not passing is reckless endangerment, as for rage and self importance, take a look in the mirror. As for driving within the law depending on your locale, keep right pass left is also part of the law, so while you obeying the speed limit, you may be violating the other rules of the road. HTH

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    15. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You forgot to point out that moving out of the way will often let the speeder travel on down the road and be at higher risk for a ticket then if they were following you at the speed limit...

      This is why I don't understand people that drive in the left lane on the highway. Don't try to be a cop and slow down traffic. Let it flow by you and let the taxes you pay be put to work. (Even though I'd much rather have my taxes go toward detectives solving crimes instead of patrols punishing law biding citizens for driving a few miles over... but I don't seem to have control over my money after it's taken from me.)

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    16. Re:Cars are ugly these days, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To tell you the truth, there's been one car in the last decade that I thought looked interesting (under $50K, anyway), and I bought one, the PT Cruiser. Why can't they make decent looking cars anymore? Design by committee?

      The pt cruiser is nothing but pseudo-retro bullshit. It should be flushed down the same toilet as the edsel.

  22. In lieu of this discovery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...why not make car horns sound more angry? Perhaps a human voice swearing? Preferably in French.

  23. Yeah, confirmed. by archeopterix · · Score: 1

    Screw market research - I chose my Yugo for its figurehead of a rabid sabre tooth tiger in flames. Try to beat that, BMW!

  24. Re:The article lacks important detail by pisto_grih · · Score: 0

    Austria still seems to have a bit of a love affair with far-right politicians, even if they do kill themselves while speeding in BMWs

    It was a VW Phaeton. Not an angry car.

  25. if nothing is learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the lessons/consequences will be repeated ad nauseum.

  26. I like renault twingo by unity100 · · Score: 1

    perfectly shaped car like sci fi movie cars -> compact, shapely exterior, like a toy that fits in your hand, interior is big as a normal car, fits everywhere.

    there should be more cars like that.

  27. In Germany by mbierenfeld · · Score: 3, Informative

    you need angry looking cars on the "Autobahn" to get all the suckers out of the way. Serious this is sick. Families are drivin around with their kids in small Fiats and are attacked by old farts with 160mph.

    1. Re:In Germany by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 1

      it's all right if you've got the right connections

    2. Re:In Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amusing grammar aa+++ would read again

    3. Re:In Germany by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Who modded this Informative? In my experience, the Germans are very good at yielding to faster traffic, especially on the Autobahn. Probably because they're used to being overtaken with a speed difference of 100 km/h. In the Netherlands on the other hand, a "get all the suckers out of the way" design comes in handy (but even then you'd be routinely ignored).

    4. Re:In Germany by Kaukomieli · · Score: 1

      In Germany families are driving around in small Fiats on the left lane with 45mph on a 3-lane-road while the two right lanes are empty...

      Welcome to reality!

      disclaimer:
      And no, aggressive looks where not on my list when I bought my last car. It was safety, comfort and speed with minium fuel consumption (in that order).

    5. Re:In Germany by mbierenfeld · · Score: 1

      that would not help :-) mixing german and english grammar is a common mistake. The languages are too similar

    6. Re:In Germany by mbierenfeld · · Score: 1

      You can see the reality at 02:00 in the afternoon on the parking place of your local supermarket.

    7. Re:In Germany by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      160mph... that's around 260km/h - not something you see even on the Autobahn very often. I tend to cruise at around 180km/h and still pass most people, who seem to prefer around 160 or so. From time to time, I need to get out of the way of a larger car doing between 200 and 220 behind me, but it's not all that often. VERY occasionally, some incredibly fancy sports car will whizz past as if I'm standing still, but I can count the number of times that's happened in the last year on one hand.

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    8. Re:In Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do what I do: Overtake them on the right and honk at them. Yes, it is a risk. Yes, I could be fined for it. But it's the only thing that wakens up the sheep as calling 112 and telling on them will not get you anywhere.

    9. Re:In Germany by mbierenfeld · · Score: 1

      Of course this was an exaggeration. I am having this mercedes test driver in mind who crashed into this kia on the A5 killing the family.

    10. Re:In Germany by mschuyler · · Score: 2, Informative

      Going fast on the average Autobahn is a nice theory, but in practice most of them are old two-laners (two in each direction), in disrepair, and dominated by literally miles of semi-trucks in the right lane that have no problem pulling into the left lane to pass another truck doing half a klick slower than they are. Now throw in construction delays every few miles where you get to drive on the shoulder for awhile or encounter a ten mile slowdown because someone is harvesting white aspargus in a field beside the road and everyone has to slow down to look.

      Sure, driving on the A4 past Frankfurt is a joy because the road is modern, wide, and multi-laned, but by far the majority of the fabled Authobahns are more like Autotopia in Disneyland. Your bad-ass BMW 700 series is stuck in traffic like every other tiny SmartCar and tacky Opel in sight.

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  28. All People Are Austrian, All Cars Are Faces by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    If the conclusion that "people" prefer X holds, then either everyone thinks like Austrians, or else Austria is the most culture-neutral group of people on the planet. Far be it from me to suggest that say, Americans and Japanese might evaluate cars differently because they evaluate and relate to faces differently, when we have Austria as a global baseline.

    Also, everyone evaluates cars as faces, rather than as machines or butts. The former would make too much sense to be interesting(!), and the latter would make it impossible to conclude that anger was the most important characteristic, because after all, how can you tell when a butt is angry?

    What a great example of forced results. If the results had been real, by now cars would have evolved to have faces painted on them rivaling the toothy grin on the Curtis P-40s of the Flying Tigers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_tigers

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    1. Re:All People Are Austrian, All Cars Are Faces by arielCo · · Score: 1

      Also, everyone evaluates cars as faces, rather than as machines or butts.

      Cars *do* have butts, and sometimes you can tell carmakers put some effort in making them look quite curvaceous.

      If the results had been real, by now cars would have evolved to have faces painted on them rivaling the toothy grin on the Curtis P-40s of the Flying Tigers.

      Shark teeth painted on a war plane are surely acceptable, but in a civilian car you need a measure of... discreetness? So you have headlights, hood and grille as surrogates to play with.

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    2. Re:All People Are Austrian, All Cars Are Faces by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      If the results had been real, by now cars would have evolved to have faces painted on them rivaling the toothy grin on the Curtis P-40s of the Flying Tigers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_tigers
      I seem to recall, back in the day /. had a link/article to somebody who was putting toothy grins on Mazda Miatas, you could even get wicked canine teeth.

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  29. A Sleek Red Beauty by jamesl · · Score: 1

    And then there's the Alpha Romeo 8C ...

  30. Its true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is true though isn't it. I drive a Renault Safrane (Mk2). IF you've ever seen one you'll know what I'm talking about. The headlights have the mean focused and streamlined look. It's one of the reasons I fell in love with the car. BMWs suggest arrogance as do some of the latest sports range rovers. Mercedes lost the plot with their 2 little round headilghts on each side.

    It is a fact of life that people respect mean looks. I used to drive a Renault Megane. I used to get cut up and forced to let other drivers past all the time. Now they see me coming head on with my beast they always give way and let me through. It doesn't matter that only 40 people were surveyed because it only confirms what most drivers know to be true anyway.

    What we've missed out on however is the back lights of a car. Most BMWs have big ugly back lights that say 'bully' on the road. You get one of them cut you up pulling into your lane in front and you get annoyed. You see a car with 'nice' rear lights do the same thing and it just doesn't offend which is what Renault have uniquely mastered with the Safrane.

    Cars do have a very strong impact on people. The fact they have 2 headlights instantly reminds most people of eyes. The radiator grill opening reminds us of the nose. The bumper the mouth. The meaner it looks the more people respect it.

    You also don't tend to mess with drivers of mean looking cars. You find you don't risk winding them up on the road etc.

    Trickery of the mind is a powerful too.

  31. Take it to the next level.... by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    Nothing says "mean" like a machine gun mounted in your sunroof.

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    1. Re:Take it to the next level.... by MrMr · · Score: 1

      Funny, because in many places nothings says "scared" like a machine gun mounted in your sunroof.

    2. Re:Take it to the next level.... by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      That's only if you disregard the 2 inch-thick windows with the funny greenish tint :-)

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    3. Re:Take it to the next level.... by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Nonsense... A motorcycle's sidecar packed with a nuke, wired to go off... now THAT says "mean"!

  32. So there's no possible way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Priuses sell less because of cost? How about performance?

  33. Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just weird. Especially the early models, later ones look much more standard.

    1. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by AlecC · · Score: 1

      The first time I saw the original Multipla, I seriously thought it was a clown car or some sort of spoof. The idea that somebody would seriously want a car to look like that did not cross my mind.

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    2. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Kokuyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm still trying to get over the fact that people beside patriotic Italians would buy Fiat or Alpha Romeo at all. ;)

    3. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It looks like a ninja turtle

    4. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe because Alfas are actually great cars, and above all, beautiful. And come with a pedigree.

      Proud owner of a 1992 Spider and a 2007 Brera.

      Tell me this isn't drop dead gorgeous: http://www.gokertuning.com/autodelta-alfa-romeo-brera-j5-3-2-c-2007.htm

    5. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by FJR1300+Rider · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe because Alfas of old used to be some of the best looking cars of the time. Not the most reliable things, granted, but still stunning machines.

      And maybe because Alfas of today are both very good cars _and_ also damn sexy.

      Check out google images for Alfa 147, Alfa 159, Alfa GT, Alfa Spider, Alfa Brera, Alfa Mito and Alfa 8C.

      Probably the only automobile marque of today that hasn't a single dud/ugly duckling in its line up.

    6. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Early models look different. New ones are ugly.

    7. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by twistedsymphony · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Tell me this isn't drop dead gorgeous: http://www.gokertuning.com/autodelta-alfa-romeo-brera-j5-3-2-c-2007.htm

      That is gorgeous... and it's mean too, so I guess it's proves TFA's point.

    8. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Kokuyo · · Score: 2, Informative

      It isn't. But that's just my opinion. Obviously, Slashdot Mods don't know humor when it kicks them in the face ;).

      (I wan't to see whether I can manage another Troll rating *g*)

    9. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Obviously that is very subjective. I hate the cars with a passion and have yet to see one I like, if only visually.

    10. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Talderas · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that isn't drop dead gorgeous just to spite you, but I can't.

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    11. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by sleigher · · Score: 1

      That's probably because you have never driven one of these.

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    12. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by electrictroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I prefer cars that look like a college woman.

      - curvy exterior
      - firm
      - no blemishes or rust

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    13. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      I don't get Fiats, but from the moment I bought my Alfa Romeo 164 Q4 I've had no idea what could ever replace it.
      And yes, I call it a monster because it roars when I put my foot down. Otherwise it just purrs gently. :-)

      Style, V6 power and four wheel drive FTW!

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    14. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      I prefer cars that look like a college woman.

      - curvy exterior
      - firm
      - no blemishes or rust

      You forgot to add
      - easy to get in and out of.

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    15. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Don't really mind a tight fit..

    16. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by uberjack · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Fiat drives you! On a serious note, Fiat made pretty much every Soviet-era Sedan. Not sure if they still do (I left S.U. in '91), but I know there's still a buttload of old Fiat's in the "old country"

    17. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by The+Lyrics+Guy · · Score: 0

      An '87 Grand National is one of the most badass cars ever. It looks like it wants to rape and murder. I would buy a GN or (drool) GNX without hesitation if I had the money, and this lofty praise is coming from someone who has Ford blue running through his veins. Too bad GM were a bunch of pussies who killed it because it threatened their halo car.

    18. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by sleigher · · Score: 1

      That's GM for ya. Buick makes a 231 ci V6 that slays their Vette and instead of growing it they kill it. I have a 87 GN with 68K miles that runs high 11's. If you win the lotto let me know as it is for sale.....

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    19. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a couple of Grand National appreciating red blooded Americans right here on good old Slashdot. I have to agree, the GNX was one of the most beautiful cars ever made and if GM had known a good thing when they saw it, they might not be in the dire straights they are in now.

    20. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not too easy, as that is a sign of overuse and possible STD's

    21. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by endymion.nz · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that it weighs in at 1680kg. Which I suppose is light for the American market, but I have been driving sub-1000kg cars for years and when the rubber meets the road, it's easier to change the direction of momentum if the mass is smaller.

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    22. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It had more to do with CAFE standards, crush points and appeasing government regulation then some exec at GM making a call based on not knowing what they were doing. There are lots of good cars that were killed or which went through major redesigns to get around. Look at the Corvette models, Not only was there a few years where you couldn't guess it was still a Corvette if you didn't see the emblem, a good portion of it's price tag is penalties from either not conforming to CAFE standards or some EPA emissions regulations and attempts to do so.

    23. Re:Fiat Multipla - does not look bad by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      1680kg is about 3700lbs which is on par or a little heavy for an American made car of similar size. The executive class, more aptly the saloon style is comparable to the sedan style cars in the US. Year for year, you will see similar body weights for cars in comparable styles. It isn't until you start with the minis that we really fall short on.

      An issue in America, which probably led you to your understanding, is that Americans don't really like small anything when it comes to cars. If it is a small car, it better be big on power and performance or appear that way, or a big car that's a sled but safe and comfortable. And if you have money, we typically want both of all worlds. Small but roomy and big on performance or big and roomy and big on performance.

      Unfortunately, until relatively recently, America and Europe had different standards for fuel economy and emissions (mainly measurements), and safety requirements were different too. The concept in Europe for a long time was lighter and more nimble cars that didn't carry as much force where in America it was stronger cars with crush points that absorbed the impact of a collision around the passenger compartments. This concept alone prevented some of the smaller European cars from being mass produced for US sales.

  34. Car analogy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could anyone come up with a car analogy? I just don't get the article...

    1. Re:Car analogy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A car driving down a road is like a packet of information traveling down a tube.

    2. Re:Car analogy anyone? by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      I got your packet right here.

  35. Hardly a scientific test by simonech · · Score: 1, Redundant

    40 people is hardly a significant number test cases for such a universal statement.. furthermore all are Austrian.

  36. What about a flex-faced car? by bdwoolman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hmmmm. Not hard to imagine some simple ways to alter the "expression" on the car. Compressed air components acting like face muscles, lights, rotating panels.

    Heading to the beach? Happy face. Heading to work? Angry face. On a date? Depends what you are into. Heading in for service? Sad face. Heck. Why not have mood horns as well? Okay, maybe not. Let's not get too crazy.

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    1. Re:What about a flex-faced car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Take a look at BMW's GINA if you want that.
      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kTYiEkQYhWY

    2. Re:What about a flex-faced car? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would be nice to have multiple horns.

      For instance a horn with a rising tone for when you are asking to get over, a horn with a cheery toot to thank people, a horn with an upset blat when people cut you off, ect...

    3. Re:What about a flex-faced car? by Attilla_The_Pun · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:What about a flex-faced car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're on a date, your car should show its o-face.

    5. Re:What about a flex-faced car? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      And we could have a banner showing what you were listening to, and the paint job could be lavender text over black, and you could write long, self-pitying diatribes about how no one knows how dark you are. And poetry! You could have poetry by the license plates, as long as it is really bad.

      Finally, a livejournal car for the masses!

      -b

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  37. Things must have changed... by karot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I distinctly remember seeing a TV program way back (perhaps 10 years ago) where the Japanese carried out a study just like this. They wanted to know why a new car would not sell, and discovered entirely the opposite - The car was unpopular because of its not-smiley face - Which is why a large number of Japanese manufactured vehicles have a smiley face on them. I have noticed this quite regularly ever since.

    It could be that drivers have changed in 10 years, it could be that Japanese drivers are just "nicer" and prefer a smiley car, or perhaps it is saying something about how the world is changing as a whole.

    On the other hand, perhaps it is just so much statistical bullsh*t... You choose :)

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    1. Re:Things must have changed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are saying we Asian prefer car with slanty headlights? Please you do not promo steereo type.

    2. Re:Things must have changed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it could be that the 20 males and 20 females they asked this time around was just different people from the other study.
      40 people doesn't really sound like a lot to me

    3. Re:Things must have changed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^_^ KEKEKE

    4. Re:Things must have changed... by allgoodnamesaretaken · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I can back that up. Japanese drivers prefer happy looking cars. This is part of bushido wherein inanimate objects used to be seen as having a spirit, thus you want the happiest car you can buy, duh. "...The different levels of spiritual and objective reality are examined closely from the Zen perspective. The question of what constitutes spirit and how it connect all things appears in this book as over-simplistic, but someone who may not know about Zen can definitely appreciate such. All things, explains Nukariya, are alive and connected--even inanimate objects!..."

  38. So... by dangitman · · Score: 1

    ... which car has the "I just came" face?

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    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Toyota Supra Twin Turbo.

    2. Re:So... by Electrawn · · Score: 1

      One car...

      The Edsel

  39. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  40. Have you seen the honking Prius 2.0? by KlaymenDK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Old news ... to boost Prius sales, Toyota are giving the 2.0 a face lift. I can't find any good online reference, but spy photos report looks similar to this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Honking

  41. GEM Peapod by Two99Point80 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, this thing is right off the scale...

  42. Perhaps not a mutant,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say that this car can be described as "fugly".

  43. Old news, really old news. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    Car designers seem to have caught on this decades ago. Have you seen any recent Audis or BMWs and compared them to earlier models? That's clearly a trend toward looking mean and aggressive already. This study just confirms what car designers have known for a long time.

  44. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell that to Toyota - what B.S.

  45. Americans ... by giorgist · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to be anti- anything but I just went to the Australian motor show, and as well from my experience on cars in the street the US cars seem to be made that way. The European have a sense of luxury, The Asian seem practical and a little frilly but the American cars are in your face, me vs the world. Keep the outside world out ?!?!

  46. anti greenpower by nicknamenottaken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Besides performing a survey on 40 people in a country populated by alot of BMW's, is there perhaps a psychological impairment on the fact that alot of people are still not interested in going green? If they know they are looking at a prius is there mind thinking "well before I actually make a judgement on the looks, its a low powered, environmentally friendly car and I'd never have one of those" before actually considering the cosmetics? Does the car they know to have a fuel guzzling engine in it look better than the car they know to run on batteries?

  47. There is a reason for buying new by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    I have worked in vehicle R&D. I know what some people do to their cars. I know that if I buy new and keep for a long time, I am buying something that hasn't been maltreated. The wheels haven't been taken up kerbs, the tires haven't been bashed, the engine hasn't been over-revved or labored, the gearbox hasn't been abused and the battery hasn't been allowed to discharge repeatedly. I amortise this comfort factor over at least 6 years and it doesn't cost nearly so much.

    Mind you, I also buy within my budget, pay cash from savings to get a discount, and do other things that the car industry hates.

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  48. I prefer happy- by fsiragusa · · Score: 1

    My 1998 Toyota minivan had "sad" tail lights that sloped down. Fast forward to 2006- I have "happy" tail lights. I like it better, but I DRIVE A MINI VAN. Maybe Toyota figured I needed a jolt of mental stability....

  49. "Expains why...?" by pottymouth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "perhaps explain why sales of the Prius and other green cars are slow to take off"

    Yeah, I'm sure the high price, low performance, econobox look, not to mention high maintenance and exaggerated claims of savings (which are actually negative compared to a comparably sized compact gas powered vehicle), has nothing to do with it. It's the fact that it has a sweet face that nobody will buy it. Yeah, that's it....

    Reminds of parents telling their nasty fat child that they have no friends because other kids are stupid....

    1. Re:"Expains why...?" by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure the high price, low performance, econobox look, not to mention high maintenance and exaggerated claims of savings (which are actually negative compared to a comparably sized compact gas powered vehicle), has nothing to do with it.

      Apparently it really doesn't. A few months back I read about how they were in such demand that Toyota were increasing production to compensate, and people were managing to sell used ones for a higher price than new.

  50. Chevy Volt redesign by Macblaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is exactly why I have given up on the Chevy Volt. If you havnt seen it, take a look at the concept version versus the production model. Sure, the changes were made for reasons of aerodynamic efficiency, but it could at least look a little more like the new camaro.

    Anyway, I'll just have to win the lotto and get a Fisker Karma.

    1. Re:Chevy Volt redesign by johnnyringo · · Score: 1

      I was going to write the below before I saw your post. I agree 100%

      perfect example...
      Chevy Volt.

      went from bad-ass prototype that peeps were tripping themselves over to get to (me too).

      Now it's a basically looking like a prius. Demand will suffer from those of us who would like some style points on a hybrid.

      Chevy dropped it in this regard.

    2. Re:Chevy Volt redesign by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why I have given up on the Chevy Volt. If you havnt seen it, take a look at the concept version versus the production model.

      Yuck and also yuck. Throw the new Camaro in there and you have a hat trick of ugly.

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    3. Re:Chevy Volt redesign by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Why would they want to make it look like a broke-ass Mustang wanna-be?

      Anyway, I was pretty sure that the Volt's concept design would be changed. Since the whole point is the ability to make short trips on electric power alone, and getting a reasonable all-electric range is still a significant issue (and tortuous to the price buying all those LiIon battery packs), I knew aerodynamics would have to take a front seat. And if it extends the range even a little, it's worth it.

      Though I imagine it'll be hard to justify the estimated $50,000 price tag for something that looks like an econo-box. Also I can't say there's anything wrong with attracting people who want bad-ass looking cars into the realm of alternative vehicles. Still, when you need efficiency, efficiency is going to dictate form.

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    4. Re:Chevy Volt redesign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the production model ...

      ... looks like a suppository on wheels.

  51. Culturally biased by tygerstripes · · Score: 1

    This discussion says a lot about the cultural bias of /.

    I recall a study on car-purchasing preference in Japan, and "facial expression" came up a lot. I forget the exact details of the study but a quick Google will show you that this is not a new idea by any stretch.

    Anyway, the result was a strong preference among the Japanese for cars with a "cute" or "friendly" expression. This is why Toyotas tend to have upturned front grilles - it looks like a smile. Hence it is less popular in the west. In eastern countries it is very popular, for exactly the same reason.

    So yeah, 40 people, in one western country. I don't even know why I'm bothering to grace it with a reply...

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  52. Look at the study group... by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    In Germany and Austria, cars are a status symbol - more so than in many other countries. You must have a large, powerful car to reflect your large, powerful place in society.

    Is it any wonder that these people went for the cars that looked "angriest" and more "powerful" as these were also the most expensive and therefore came with the higher prestige value.

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    1. Re:Look at the study group... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it any wonder that these people went for the cars that looked "angriest" and more "powerful" as these were also the most expensive and therefore came with the higher prestige value.

      'Twas ever thus.

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  53. This explains it all! by east+coast · · Score: 1

    So this is why I got an unstoppable urge to paint a Mr. Yuk on the hood of my car? Now the universe makes sense. Finally!

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  54. you're gonna love my post.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :

    heh

  55. The result was obvious by Sciros · · Score: 1

    Angry cars: Viper, Aston Martin, BMW, Mercedes, Lancer Evolution, GT-R, Lamborghini, Pontiac G8, etc.

    Happy cars: old Eagle Talon... Prius I guess?

    Angry cars are the sports cars. People like them because they have approximately 250x more horsepower than happy cars, not because they're angry.

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    1. Re:The result was obvious by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Dodge Neon is happy. The Neon SRT-4 is still happy looking, but is surprisingly quick. The Subary WRX (particularly in STI form) is also a pretty good performer, but looks somewhat happy, IMHO.

      Then again, I drive a '71 Chevelle most days. It doesn't look as angry as a '70 - until you hear the exhaust note...

  56. not surprising at all by Yewbert · · Score: 1

    This isn't surprising at all - especially as relates to the surprisingly slow sales of the hybrids. I've said all along that if any car company made a hybrid that LOOKED like, say, a BMW Z3, or even a Miata - something *sporty* rather than dweeby or bland (and not even "angry") - a lot of people who wouldn't otherwise give them a second glance would all the sudden take interest.

    1. Re:not surprising at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't surprising at all - especially as relates to the surprisingly slow sales of the hybrids. I've said all along that if any car company made a hybrid that LOOKED like, say, a BMW Z3, or even a Miata - something *sporty* rather than dweeby or bland (and not even "angry") - a lot of people who wouldn't otherwise give them a second glance would all the sudden take interest.

      All that proves is that your brain is even tinier than your cock.

      You're not confident enough in your own virility, but think it's necessary to spell it out in all caps by running around in car you think is commensurate with your (unfulfilled) desire for the approbation of your purported (shallow) peers.

      Have you got a large enough bed to hold your cock-on-wheels?

  57. can't get them anymore by dj245 · · Score: 1

    I like them too, but you can't get them anymore. I thought the Miata hidden headlamps were pretty slick but safety regulations made them go away.

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  58. Forced upgrades - The PT Cruiser doesn't age by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    There is another feature of the "PT Cruiser" and other less standard looking cars. You are less subject to the manufacturer redesigning the "face" of the car in order to persuade people to upgrade.

    I've noticed even the "prestige" brands doing it more often now.

     

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  59. Sample size? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, 40 people. What a huge sample size. Must be 100% accurate.

  60. 40 people = general opinion? by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    The whole theory is formed upon the opinion/rating of 40 people only? ...

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  61. What a waste of time by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    Do people honestly think that the auto industry hadn't figured all this out already? Or do they think that they just randomly puts parts together and whatever turns out is it. The auto industry has far more data to back up there decision choices than 40 people. They have 50+ years of it and millions of dollars worth. This is the sort of thing that makes academia look like a joke. What next, a 40 person panel that concludes that most people prefer warm showers to cold. There is a reason the meaner cars currently look mean. Because research has shown that people who buy certain types of cars have certain images they want to appear. Its not all by accident. And those who want to buy a prius want to project a friendlier image.

  62. Why the Prius sales are low by eean · · Score: 1

    Prius has taken off. Anyone in the Bay area can tell you that.

    Currently sales are down... but only because they are having production problems.

    1. Re:Why the Prius sales are low by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Also, Toyota is starting to wind down production of the current model, since the third-generation Prius is coming early next year. From what I've read, the third-generation Prius is more an evolutionary design with slightly more interior space and an improved hybrid drivetrain.

  63. Irony: MSNBC lets you disable Vibrant spam by argent · · Score: 1

    How ironic, after going through story after story here with links to sites that use the Vibrant in-text advertising (the latest "we're not really popups" scheme), I finally see one that uses Vibrant ads but has left in the ability to disable the popups.

    And it's MSNBC.

    Come on, folks, all you supposedly community-friendly sites out there... let people visiting your sites turn off the popups.

    1. Re:Irony: MSNBC lets you disable Vibrant spam by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what a community is.

      You should use the words "Target Audience."

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  64. Not in Japan... by M-RES · · Score: 1

    Apparently in Japan this is taken far more seriously. They treat the car's 'face' is a genuine personality trait for that vehicle. If your car looks angry it's probably more likely to have problems than if it looks happy. This can affect sales massively and Ford's Escort (at the time) had it's grille flipped vertically to change it from it's original frowny downturned 'mouth' to a smiley upturned one instead on the advice of the company's Japanese dealers (and market research in Japan). They claimed that without this change the car would have tanked completely. So it seems TFA only really applies to the west, as in the East they LOVE their cutesy cars - one of the best selling cars in Japan a few years ago was the Nissan Cube for gawds sake, and that looks like a toy car blown up to lifesize proportions!

    1. Re:Not in Japan... by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Well, for every "happy" Supra there's an angry Mitsubishi EVO... actually more like 10 EVOs. Then there's the GT-R, etc. Lexuses don't look happy at all. I think the personality thing is right, and maybe Japanese have certain expectations about certain cars. Some should be happy, and some should be aggressive.

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    2. Re:Not in Japan... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      It may sell in Japan, but why the heck should they assume everyone outside of Japan also has to put up with this stupid cutesy styling everywhere? I for one want a car with some balls.

    3. Re:Not in Japan... by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the "Japanese" cars found in America are not the same cars as people drive in Japan, right? Indeed most "foreign" cars in the US are made by us factories, with the visual design chosen by US citizens. The only thing "foreign" about them is that the important parts such as the base chassis, transmission, engine, etc were designed by foreign engineers.

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    4. Re:Not in Japan... by Sciros · · Score: 1

      You're far from entirely correct. There are cars here that aren't in Japan, and vice versa, but there are many that are both here and there.

      I know what cars are driven in Japan. Most of them are the same but perhaps with different names. There's a "Harrier" which is basically the Lexus RS SUV and, the Infiniti G35 is the Nissan "Skyline" there, etc. What Japan doesn't have is "big" SUVs (like the Sequoia) and proper pickup trucks (they have a lot of small, dinky ones though).

      Japan has many more "boxy" microbus-style cars than in the US, as well.

      Anyway all the cars I mentioned in my other post are definitely there.

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  65. Re:As a Yaris driver by Torino10 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that the Toyota iQ will get the best of all reactions or the worst of all reactions? You really can't blame the car for looking angry, it looks like a tiny Yaris that somebody punched in the face and kicked in the butt. http://www.carbodydesign.com/archive/2007/09/15-toyota-iq-concept/

  66. as a driver... by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    i'd merely like to point out that you can fuck RIGHT OFF GODDAMN PEDESTRIAN

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  67. I know that I want my car to project the message by idontgno · · Score: 1

    "Being in front of me is a bad idea."

    I'm not usually a jerktard, but get me behind the wheel and on the freeway and it's like demonic possession.

    sigh.

    So, yeah, I think the front "face" of the car needs to project the "Get up to speed or get out of my way" mentality I'm running with. It's like a public service announcement. "This is you at 5 MPH under the prevailing speed of traffic. This is you getting run off the road."

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  68. Meaner looking cars = higher insurance rates by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

    There is a grain of truth that Volvos are engineered to be safer cars and it reflects in the insurance rates. However, if sufficient numbers of aggressive or otherwise more loss-prone motorists drive Volvos, that will change.

    The unwritten rule of auto insurance is: "The car makes the driver and the driver makes the car". I.E. The car (marketed with certain behaviors in mind despite disclaimers which serve to protect the manufacturer from litigation arising from suggested operation) makes the driver (operate such as the adverts suggest despite disclaimers) and the driver (through driving records) makes the car (by generating empirical data which insurers use to rate vehicle makes, models and equipment).

    What will become of this is "Meaner looks means higher insurance rates".

    There was someone in my neighborhood that had a 1970 Ford Torino with the headlamp doors. The grill was damaged and so the owner decided to do something creative. He removed the grille and grid from the doors and painted the outlines of cartoon eyes with mean-looking eyebrows. He told me that he was going to make teeth from plastic and metal parts and use a vacuum motor to make the teeth gnash upon goosing the accelerator. It never came to pass. However, it may give somebody 'ideas' if they have such a car.

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    1. Re:Meaner looking cars = higher insurance rates by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The unwritten rule of auto insurance is: "The car makes the driver and the driver makes the car". I.E. The car (marketed with certain behaviors in mind despite disclaimers which serve to protect the manufacturer from litigation arising from suggested operation) makes the driver (operate such as the adverts suggest despite disclaimers) and the driver (through driving records) makes the car (by generating empirical data which insurers use to rate vehicle makes, models and equipment).

      What will become of this is "Meaner looks means higher insurance rates"."

      I don't know...I used to think this, but, after talking with agents (I've always been with State Farm), I think insurance rates on the car (not the driver and his record) is based solely on their cost to repair.

      When I bought my first Vette (C5), I called to ask if it made a difference in the color, as that I'd heard that RED cars were more $$ to insure. The agent said color made absolutely NO difference in the rates. A red one was just as much as any other color offered. What added to the rate was the city you live in...your driving record (and age and sex), and it seems these days, your credit rating figures into it. But, as far as I know, the physical appearance of the car really doesn't matter, it is how much it costs to repair.

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    2. Re:Meaner looking cars = higher insurance rates by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I think it varies by insurer.

      When I sought insurance for my motorcycle (Ducati 999) I found several places that would not insure that model at any price and several that would but only at a high deductible and premium because the 999 was on some kind of list as being too racy or the like. My State Farm agent cared only about the replacement cost and the engine displacement.

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    3. Re:Meaner looking cars = higher insurance rates by operagost · · Score: 1

      My last two cars were 2-doors, and I was told in both cases that my rate would have been slightly lower with 4 doors.

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    4. Re:Meaner looking cars = higher insurance rates by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

      Don't forget these two factors: weight and horsepower. That's why Chevys were so popular with the old hotrod crowd. How can one tell the difference between an anaemic 283 or 305 and a heavily doctored 400 smallblock using factory parts on the outside without a teardown? Chryslers were no different; a muscular stroker LA (340 bore w/360 crank) can be dressed up to look like any garden variety 318. Since this is Slashdot, I would expect someone here to say the same 'driving dynamometer' devices used for smog inspection can also 'read' horsepower. That info can be forwarded to the insurer (for rate adjustment or cancellation of policy on the basis of 'vehicle tampering').

      Today's computer controlled vehicles are not much different. However, if the crash investigators (or the OBD readout during vehicle inspection) find a modified ROM in the engine control module, the insurer may try to balk. They will say that the modified ROM changed the engine which was not reflected in the VIN so that the proper rate was not charged (read: motorist was not properly 'ripped off').

      What the insurers are trying to assemble through data mining is a PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY AND CHARACTER INDEX. Older people tend to be more responsible than younger people. Married people tend to be more responsible than singles (even more so when $BIOLOGICAL_TAX_DEDUCTIONS are involved). Women tend to be more responsible than men (why the glass ceiling needs to continue existing). College educated people tend to be more responsible than those who were by circumstances beyond their control denied a college education. Homeowners tend to be more responsible than renters. Rural residences tend to be less densely driven than urban or suburban residences. Credit ratings are 'the cherry on top' where attempting to determine a persons 'character and standing'. The bottom line is "More worries, less throttle". These factors are used to assign risk, THEN relevant info like one's driving record, vehicle make and model, use purpose, and miles driven are factored. So youthful unmarried non degreed male renters residing in urban locations who live cash and carry despite clean driving records get to subsidize the rest. What if these ratings just happen to play into a certain way where these begin paralleling ethnic lines? If so, where the hell is ACORN and other troublemak^Wcommunity organizers on this issue?

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  69. It's too bad that aerodynamics... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...don't favor angry-faced cars. Alas, anything that has low drag is going to end up looking more or less like a Prius. (Those little longitudinal wrinkles on the roof are not styling, by the way).

    The stylists need to get busy on color schemes that suggest angry red faces, or trompe l'oeil designs that make the car look a different shape than it is.Maybe they can design a bunch of terrifying-looking spikes that poke out from the front, but are made of marshmallow and retract harmlessly into pockets on impact.

    1. Re:It's too bad that aerodynamics... by Sciros · · Score: 1

      It's too bad that aerodynamics don't favor angry-faced cars. Alas, anything that has low drag is going to end up looking more or less like a Prius. (Those little longitudinal wrinkles on the roof are not styling, by the way).

      This is sarcasm, yes? Ever heard of, um, Vipers, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Nissan GT-R, Porsche, Alfa Romeo, Aston Martin, etc.? Probably 80-90% of sports/racing cars have aggressive, "angry" faces. A Prius is low drag? Maybe compared to a Wrangler, but not compared to cars with actually low drag.

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    2. Re:It's too bad that aerodynamics... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Alas, anything that has low drag is going to end up looking more or less like a Prius.

      Sorry, no. Both a Prius and a Lexus LS have a .26 coefficient of drag. The Prius design is largely to create a unique look since its market value is mostly as a fashion accessory.

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  70. No surprise by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Ive got this theory that the big car manufacturers are actually trying to make hybrid flop. They are used to making a whole new model just with a few cosmetic changes to an existing one. Its cheap for them. They hate real innovation as it is costly and means big changes to their production lines. It might explain why nearly all hybrid cars (including the Prius) are very ugly and totally devoid of any masculine appeal. Its like their whole target demographic is tasteless hairdressers.
    Even hybrid seems to be too much of a compromise to me. Actually what I want is an affordable, stylish, completely electric car with say 150 mile range and equal-to-gas performance. The tesla would be reat if it wasn't so stupidly expensive. I'm not interested in burning gas at all and imagine the cost and weight saving of taking away the gas engine part. But the gasoline engine is what the car manufacturers are set up to make so they want to force one into everything somehow, so my dream won't be around for years even though all the technology is available today.

  71. Duuuhh! by stlbud · · Score: 1

    Looks like Chrysler figured this out without a big university study. Bill B.

  72. Sample size: 40??!? by JMB1984 · · Score: 1

    Seriously? They've locked down that as an entire country, "people love angry-faced cars"...and they've discerned this by sampling...40 people? Well if that's the case then hey this just in, a survey of 40 people polled has determined that MSNBC/LiveScience.com maintain high levels of journalistic integrity...

    1. Re:Sample size: 40??!? by kandela · · Score: 1
      I was going to say pretty much the same thing. The multi-billion dollar auto industry is going to pay attention to a study based on 40 people?!

      Why would you even conduct a study with only 40 people? It's not like they had to do more than an hour of looking at cars and filling in a survey.

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  73. Really mean! by tripwirecc · · Score: 1

    I guess the Mitsubishi EVO-X must be reaaaaaaaaally mean... http://www.combatpretzel.com/awful/evox.jpg

  74. little to much anthropomorphism for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how the hell does a car look angry, this is flat out stupid!

  75. Break down of Hummer Owners - Demitri Martin by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

    Tough guys 43%
    Pricks 27%
    Douche bags 15%
    Dildoes 14.99%
    Poets 0.01%

    Demitri Martin - Flip chart and art

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  76. Psychology by CaptSaltyJack · · Score: 1

    I think it's a psychology thing. There was a study a while ago (sorry, I don't have a link) that showed people were more attracted to models who had a "pissed off" look, than models who looked friendly.

  77. Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New study confirms that people rate expensive looking as more desirable than cheap looking cars. Film at 11.

    Cars with 'meaner' traits (such as BMW) ranked higher, whereas cars with 'nicer' traits (such as Toyota's Prius) ranked lower.

    Although the trend is slowly disappearing, car manufacturers have historically tried to keep a consistent, distinctly "look" to their fleet. This allows you to see a brand new car and immediately know from a distance that it's made by BMW, Toyota, Cadillac, Ford, Hyundai, etc.

    One consequence of the consistent appearance is that they've trained consumers on the value of a car relative to subtle changes in appearance such as configuration of headlamps, grills, lower spoilers, etc. The first thing that comes to mind in when you see a brand new BMW next to brand new Toyota isn't "angry" vs "happy"; it's "that's a BMW parked next to a Toyota, but I don't recognize the cars, so they must be new models."

    It's no surprise that people think a BMW is more desirable than a Toyota, since most people can't afford a BMW.

  78. Isn't this obvious? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    They just asked 40 people. I think it depeneds on the target market, it seems obvious that if they are between 20-30 years old and they are american, they'll prefer the meaner one. Nobody respects a happy Panda in the road so nobody would want one. The result would be different if you asked 40 teenage manga-loving japanese girls.

  79. Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think 40 people is a large enough set of individuals to make this study mean anything. Follow up research will be required.

  80. The real world matters.. by tjstork · · Score: 0

    The short answer is you are not going to get your dream electric sedan because the technology is not there yet. But really, if any car maker could make it, they would. The thing that conspires against you is not Detroit, its physics.

    Hybrids are always going to be more expensive because it has more parts, and some of those parts are extremely expensive to make because of a number of factors including rare materials and worker safety. Battery technology is in its infancy and progress is extremely slow in this field.

    There's a great deal in common in non-scientific babble between environmentalists and religious fundamentalists.. banning gay marriages and promoting hybrids cars go hand in hand in anti-scientific lunacy. There will always be gay people, and hybrid cars will always cost more in real economic terms.

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  81. Dodge Neon by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    What about the "Dodge Neon," its success was due to the fact that it had a "happy" look.

  82. Inferiority Complex by CronicBurn · · Score: 1

    I imagine it has something to do with people's self appearance. Some people feel they are inadequate, or weak, one short coming or another. So they compensate by driving a car which has an aggressive appearance, or something they feel others will perceive as .

    It may or may not have anything to do with their actual attitude.

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  83. Prius = accident waiting to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I test drove a used Prius, from maybe the second or third year of production. Some things I liked, but what eliminated it from serious consideration for purchase was the user interface to non-driving controls. There was one touchscreen that controlled the radio, AC/heating, etc. All I could think was, this is an accident waiting to happen.

    My old low-tech car has separate controls for different features, and all provide tactile feedback. Without taking my eyes off the road, I can turn the radio on or off, adjust the heating or cooling, and so on. Now try using a touch screen without looking at it. Not for me, thank you. I'd rather watch the traffic.

  84. JOCK ALERT by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    You forgot to add
    - easy to get in and out of.

    You've been spotted gym-dweller! Any geek would know that getting into a woman's pants is so difficult it makes breaking into a hidden-SSID WEP network with MAC address filtering look like child's play!*

    *I actually believe that BTW. Should I be concerned?

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    1. Re:JOCK ALERT by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      What can I say? I know both how to configure WPA2 under linux, and unhook a bra without looking. Call me a renaissance man.

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  85. Except the Corvettes of the 1970s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People readily see faces and traits in cars, and a new study suggests that they prefer cars to appear dominant, masculine and angry.

    Nothin' masculine or dominant about the 70s Corvettes. The exact opposite, I'd say.

    1. Re:Except the Corvettes of the 1970s by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing a joke about Corvette drivers during the mid 1980's:

      Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
      A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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  86. chevy s-10 by rubah · · Score: 1

    Ever since I was little, I've always liked the way the s10 pickup and consequently the Blazer's front grills looked. When they redesigned the blazer to match the new-gen pick-up truck, it just wasn't the same.

    It took me a while to get used to the way my car looks head-on (03 cavalier). Of course, now that I've driven it for four years, I love the way it looks xD

  87. Junk "science" by Edge · · Score: 1

    or maybe, just maybe, based on those pics, the BMW looks like a higher quality car more expensive car, and the Prius looks like a piece of shit econobox. (take a look at the two pics in the article and see if you agree.)

    How about picking cars from the same class and comparing them?

    Seems like another instance of a "researcher" confusing correlation with causation.

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  88. No kidding by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    This is why the original Hummer and I mean the military surplus version, even the civilian conversion ones are SOOOOO much cooler looking that any version that came after. Seriously, auto company marketing flakes must be total wussies.

  89. To hell with that by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I just want something that gets good mileage. Really not too concerned with whether or not it looks mean or not.

  90. I can't believe people care about this stuff by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    when they could be talking about important things, like which CoolerMaster case will get you the most chicks.

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  91. Re:As a Yaris driver by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but from the back, it's like tears of a clown.

    I'm sure the license plate positioning doesn't help: it's a Hitler-esque mustache. It'll be worse in US states with narrower plates and front-licensing requirements.

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  92. Not happy or sad, just expensive or cheap by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Comparing a BMW and a Prius has less to do with "Happy faces" and more to do with the detailed grille that gives the BMW the illusion of luxury. The Prius has a simple, blank profile that is readily associated with cheap little cars.

    I suspect the association here is not with happy or angry, but with classy vs cheap. What, you actually like your 1991 Festiva ?

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  93. Investors? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I'm launching the Middle Fingermobile to take advantage of this trend. Anybody want to invest?

  94. Further evidence... by fugue · · Score: 4, Funny

    I see this study as further evidence that people should not be allowed to drive.

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    1. Re:Further evidence... by fugue · · Score: 1

      This was moderated "Funny"? What's funny is that you are so trapped in a society run by cars that you can't even see the truth in what I say. Faugh!

      ps. Gasoline makes you fat. Get on yer bike.

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  95. Multi-Sound Horns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  96. Rear view mirror by PPH · · Score: 1

    So, when you're puting along in the left lane and you see one of these approaching, you'll move the hell over to the right!

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  97. That's because we are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guys driving the Toyota Camrys are senior programmers.

    The guys driving the BMW's/Mercs are the CIOs. So yes, we want you to get out of the f*ing way because ->We actually have someplace important to go-

  98. Who the hell gives some people licenses? by RsJtSu · · Score: 1
    All I know is that there are many people driving today that should not be behind the wheel of a car.

    If you removed said people from the road we would not have nearly the amount of problems we do today. That being said, it is true that could become a slippery slope where no one is allowed to drive.

    To remedy this problem I think there needs to be mandatory driving tests issued every 2-5 years and driving tests required after vehicular infractions. As much as this would be a huge pain in the ass we would accomplish threethings:
    1) People would "remember" how to drive correctly
    2) Public transportation would be a viable alternative due to demand
    3) The DMV would have to start working at light speed

  99. New Anger-Powered cars... by beefubermensch · · Score: 1

    ...may revolutionize the way we drive!
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30431

  100. Tickets by phorm · · Score: 1

    Hopefully he tends to drive the limit. It seems that certain colours (bright red and yellow among them if I remember correctly) tends to make one's car more noticeable and likely to be snagged by cops. In some cases, these things can even influence your insurance rate (having a car that's sporty, or actually called a "sport" par example).

  101. Eh? Depends on the car by phorm · · Score: 1

    My first car was an '88 Camry. Great gas mileage, comfortable, had a sunroof, and overall a fairly enjoyable ride. It had a tendency to rust around the fenders, but while I got it around the upper 100,000 km's, I drove it to 350,000km and other than normal maintenance and a little extra oil, never really had any issues with it (towards 345,000 it blew a water pump, that's about all I can remember). The Camry cost me $4000 and sold for $1800.

    My current car I bought new (Corolla). Regular maintenance of this one costs me more than my old Corolla, not to mention the stress the first few times somebody scraped my doors and dinged my bumper. Insurance for a new car is almost twice the older one as well. Buying used is great if you're careful about it, and it doesn't just save money on the purchase price.

  102. Police Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cop cars tend to have the angry-style lights.

    GRRRRR

    They are probably angry because there's a cop driving them....

  103. The Counter-Argument... by ElboRuum · · Score: 1

    The popularity of the Miata... sorry... MX-5.

    Discuss.

  104. Re: faces by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    Is it indicative of anything that when i look at the front or rear of a car I don't see a face? I just see a car and recognise the type. Notable Exception: Frog-eyed Sprite http://www.motorimania.net/manifestazioni/sportive/mg/images/Mg.Sprite.MkI.Frog.Eye.1.jpg

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  105. i guess... by hitmark · · Score: 1

    this backs up some earlier findings that people wanted cars that was like a tank on the outside, but like a womb on the inside...

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  106. Speaking of mean looking cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Audi ftw!

  107. Re: faces by azav · · Score: 1

    Well, consciously, you're not generally aware that you're looking at a face. But once you see it, it's hard to not see a face. I remember looking at some Honda rear ends while stuck in traffic and cracking up, thinking that I was looking at a happy Halloween pumpkin. The triangular taillights were the eyes and the gray area below the bumper was the mouth.

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  108. My car must have a poker face then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Grand Am isn't really angry or happy from what I can tell. It seems to have a neat blended organic flow that suggest raptor heritage or perhaps something the Protoss would have made if they drove cars. If it's face suggests anything, it's probably a tad bitter about having 100HP less than what its looks would suggest and having an interior that's coming loose in places despite holding together well otherwise. Still, it goes from point A to point B just fine, and can scoot when needed so even though it's not exactly sporty it's no slouch either.

    As for a not-so-attractive car? I'd say that French or Italian thing that looks like part of one car shaved off and stuck upon another. That thing is just fugly. The Aztec would probably rate a distant second.

  109. Re: tough-looking Alfas by adminstring · · Score: 1

    Nothing says "get out of my way" like having a snake in your emblem... it's even better than a Jaguar or a Dodge Ram in that department. The only thing that could beat it would be an emblem featuring Trogdor the Burninator!

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  110. You be the judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own a 2007 Subaru STi: http://www.edmunds.com/pictures/VEHICLE/2006/Subaru/100613622/2006.subaru.imprezawrxsti.20027170-396x249.jpg

    They changed it this year to this: http://www.scouk.net/images/thumbnails/subaru/images/112_0703_02z+2008_subaru_impreza_wrx_sti+front.jpg

    Angry to meh. I know which one I'd perfer :)

  111. Sweeping statements by A+Guy+From+Ottawa · · Score: 1

    Incredibly how many posts I've read with sweeping statements such as "every BMW driver is an arrogant prick" etc.

    It's mildly depressing (although not too surprising) how many of us make generalizations about so many different people based on a few experiences. Aren't many of the readers here supposed to be educated? In the fields of science and or math? Jeez...

    I happen to own (and love) a BMW, but that's not why I'm posting. People should learn the world is not just black and white.

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  112. Mod parent up by riker1384 · · Score: 1

    Fo realz yo.

  113. carpool lane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these old ones are more expensive because they are allowed to drive in carpool lane. they don't issue the stickers for the new ones for quite some time now.

  114. First Sneakers, now Cars by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    I love my 2000 Yaris. It's a cute little car that gets amazing gas milage with its 1.0 liter putt putt engine. It has a futuristic dashboard and has been a pleasure to drive even here in Norway where the hills are so steep that there are times I have to turn around and find another way.

    I've been trying for over 2 years to buy a decent pair of running shoes and every time I go to the store, everything is so damn pimped out or just so ugly that I wouldn't want any of them. I end up wearing "dress sneakers" instead which lack the support and comfort of the "bling bling" sneakers designed for sports.

    I sure as hell don't want to have to buy 10 year old cars to find something that looks nice and practical.

  115. Augments: Teeth Grills, Truck Nuts by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    Let us not forget such wonderful 3rd party augments as Teeth grills (a dog/wolf teeth replacement/overlay for the front grill of a tractor trailer)

    And a "truck nuts" scrotum made of metal or ceramic hanging off a tow ball on the back of pickups, jeeps, etc.

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  116. Simple by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    I noticed this, too. Especially, as you can get 'look-changers' for some cars, adding small metal plates to the front lights, causing your car to look more angry.

    This kind of thing is simple needed by the kind of people who also buy SUV (Square Ugly Vehicle): compensation. I keep thinking of the movie "Shrek", when they see the kings huge castle for the first time: "Think he's trying to... compensate for something?".

    An angry car looks much stronger, wilder, cooler, better - and if you have a rather low self-confidence, you'll obviously need it...

    PS: I drive a "smart roadster" (http://breueronline.de/klaus/roadster/index.html) - seen from the front, it smiles at you ;)

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  117. Get outta my way by gsmraxe · · Score: 1

    Everyone gets out of the way for my beat up, rusty 1968 Chevy Suburban. 3-1/2 tons of steel (albeit a little rusty, but nothing a little welding can't fix) and the meanest, ugliest car on the road. She's a beast, but I love her. Even at 7,000 pounds, her 350 Corvette engine (4bbl Edlebrock) can still pass a fair amount of cars. Of course, she doesn't pass many gas stations either. :)

  118. Goatse cars by PSdiE · · Score: 1

    Arrrggg ... my eyes! The Fiat Multipla (above) is truely the Goatse of cars, closely followed by the pathetically weedy Renault Twingo and pre-2002 Nissan Micra :])

  119. Re:used Prius more expensive by dfsmith · · Score: 1

    More likely it's because a used one still has the carpool stickers attached (you can't get them on a new Prius).