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  1. Re:Snake Oil on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interestingly enough, I actually sell a product made from cobra oil that will enhance your maleness. And it works! Just look at how much this guy over here's wife smiles!*





    *Well hung pool boy not included

  2. Re:Dreaming on Live Architecture — Grow Your Own Home · · Score: 1

    Do termites and rot do anything to living trees? I thought they were more into the dead tree thing.

  3. Re:You too can be an armchair scientist. on Scientists Discover Cows Point North · · Score: 1

    "There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

  4. Re:South Park on Scientists Discover Cows Point North · · Score: 1

    Isn't the story a South Park joke? I mean come on.

    1. Announce cows always point north
    2. ?????
    2. Profit

  5. Re:$5 dollars to transfer all the Rock Band 1 cont on A Look At Rock Band 2's Drum Trainer, Battle of the Bands · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No getting off topic would be doing something like saying ipods suck because they don't play .ogg and .flac!

    Cause damnit I'm not paying for music until they give it to me almost free in a open and lossless format that my audio player can play without eating up battery life like whoa and makes my penis larger!

  6. Re:Delicious ironing? on Support Grows For Blanket Music Licensing · · Score: 1

    Wait those iron things are for clothes? I thought they were just something cheaper than a hot plate.

  7. Re:Hell has frozen over on The Duke Is Finally Back, For Real · · Score: 1

    It would only be funny if there was also some monkey doo in the picture...

  8. Re:Let's end the ruse on Obama's Evolving Stance On NASA · · Score: 1

    I hear Somalia has a pretty libertarian government.

  9. Re:Let's end the ruse on Obama's Evolving Stance On NASA · · Score: 1

    If you want to reform the government in the USA, the place to do it is in the state legislatures. Start by repealing some of the constitutional amendments that give power to the federal government at the expense of the states. You can't do this through Washington, because no one (or, at least, no one with the personality required to get elected to the Federal Government) is going to vote to limit their own power.

    The states are the Federal government's bitch. I believe that one was resolved by Mr Lincoln and Mr Davis a few years ago.

  10. Re:Russia/USA is not a real problem. Yet. on Obama's Evolving Stance On NASA · · Score: 1

    Clue me in here a bit if you would. Why are we (US) so up in arms over Russia messing with Georgia? Is there something about Georgia that is of strategic importance to us? I mean, I know we don't like in general, countries going to war, but, I don't understand what the 'serious implications' of this move by Russia are....

    Besides it being between Florida and South Carolina?

    Take that you euro-trash that says USians don't know geography!

  11. Re:And they say ... on Home Science Under Attack In Massachusetts · · Score: 1

    Oh Noes Chemicals!!!1111oenone

    Did they say 1500 hazardous chemicals? Maybe he just had a shit tonne of hair conditioner. I mean come on, until we get better info anything more is speculation which incidentally makes for good sensationalism.

  12. Re:That's actually not true... on TSA To Allow Laptops In Approved Bags · · Score: 1

    Well Andrews AFB is just down the street from 1600 PA ave.

  13. Re:Offset? on Dutch Town Lays Air-Purifying Concrete · · Score: 1

    I thought it was the other way around. I thought you can't run at the stoichiometric point because the exhaust gets too hot and melts the cat.

  14. Re:Start drillin'! on Hot Water, Hot Earth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is why we need a -5 Blasphemy mod.

  15. Re:I don't think that's correct... on Your Medical Treatment History Is For Sale · · Score: 1

    Bzzt Wrong! Take a look at this (pdf warning). Specifically, Chart 4 which is a nice pie chart with 2007's break down. It's also from a slightly more reliable source than an arms trade blog.

    It'd like to point out that Medicare and Social Security are about 20% each with defense spending coming in at about 20% as well.

  16. Re:Does nobody use disk encryption? on "Clear" Air-Travel Pass Data Stolen From SFO · · Score: 1

    *roots through JCSoRocks' trash can*
    *finds 15 pay pr0n site passwords and usernames*
    **
    *profit?*

  17. Re:Security theatre on "Clear" Air-Travel Pass Data Stolen From SFO · · Score: 1

    Government employee : answers to you, the people.

    lolz

    If only. It really appears that govies answer to no one. Theoretically at least private compaines can fire the incompetent. It's alot harder for the gov to get rid of dead weight.

  18. Re:You wish... on FISA and Border Searches of Laptops · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't have a family you insensitive clod!

    That said I'd just use google image search and search for "family pics"

  19. Re:Both are hazardous to your health on In-flight Cell Ban Advances In Congress · · Score: 1

    But then you could be considered a violent passenger and they'd taser you and land the plane as soon as possible.

  20. Re:Beer Pong Video Game on The War Against Virtual Beer Pong · · Score: 1

    Gah you didn't learn to keep a cup of h2o by the beer to dip before every toss?

  21. Re:Beer Pong Video Game on The War Against Virtual Beer Pong · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wii sports golf made the best Wii drinking game in my opinion. Drink for every point over par and every point you opponents were under par. Good times...

  22. Re:This is just inane. on Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searching Us? · · Score: 1

    If a system capable of being understood could not act intelligently, then why the hell do we even bother studying the human brain? And further, any attempt at creating artificial intelligence would rely on us not knowing what the hell we are doing?

    Haven't you been paying attention lately? Knowledge progresses and we learn more and more about the mind, people have behaved less and less intellegently. By following the trends, we that if we fully understand the system we will be unable to act intelligently any more.

    Kinda like if you know exactly how fast something is moving you have no idea where it is.

  23. Re:Direct link, because editors are lazy on Retroactive Telco Immunity Opponents Buying TV Ad · · Score: 1

    OMFG get it right! I know you guys are trying to be funny with your idiot and idle but the truth is much better and will set you free.

    American I.D.O.L. = American Idiots and Dullards Opposing Literacy

  24. Re:Am I the only one... on Modern LaTeX Replacement? · · Score: 1

    know!
    ...you would know that it...

  25. Re:Am I the only one... on Modern LaTeX Replacement? · · Score: 1

    Bullshit! Had you truely been of the sort that reads that, you would that it has almost everything to do with latex!