Agile is just a buzzword made up by the business end to try to convince the programming end that hitting a moving target is efficient and better. That's the way the business end works; promise to satisfy whatever the client wants in whatever time frame nets the contract.
There is no substitute for knowing exactly what you're trying to do before you start and no substitute for knowledgeable IT personnel in the contract process so that expectations and timeframes are reasonable.
If I owned the copyright to Homer, the Greek, Roman, and Norse tales, and Shakespeare, then I could prevent any new work of narrative from ever being created and sold.
Are you referring to these items in translation or in the original Klingon?
Sometimes it's a good idea to file a preliminary patent. It's less expensive and documents when you had the idea. It also might keep someone else from patenting your idea down the road and sending you a cease and desist letter.
I used to get a kick out of just flushing an explosive device down a toilet.
The crap flies out in a pattern determined by this mathematical formula...um...I had it just a moment ago.
If one watches children work their video games and examines the effects of clandestine and conventional pharmaceuticals on individuals and society, one can see that we're driving our own evolution now and in some odd directions. Our medicine allows challenged individuals the opportunity to reproduce that they would never have had....and just wait until genetic experimentation has chimeras walking the streets. Will they be sexy? Maybe so.
Ho hum...
Why did this nerd waste his time researching a matter that's obvious to everyone here. They had us run all this stuff down in the first 6 weeks of CS 101.
I guess he thinks we're stupid!
Harumph!
I'm conflicted...
How can I hope that IBM dries up & dies and succeeds at this simultaneously. If they succeed, even I might be able to get an IT job and on the other hand what a bunch of greedy corporate mofos.
You neglected to give your age which will have a bearing. People interviewing you for IT will be young, 20s and 30s maybe, and if you're not (40?)(50?) they'll wonder why you're not yet retired and just think you're a loser.
It also depends where in the country you're looking for work. I'm in the South and it's pretty dead. The NE would be better.
For the amount of time you're gonna spend you'd be better off to go to an offshore med school. Then you'd really have something.
Better still, learn to live off the grid and leave these corporations who have farmed out the tech jobs offshore and skimmed the fat off the US economy to fend for themselves.
You're smart; why bust your butt for these assholes.
These snot-noses obviously still have a sense of self worth. Crush them quickly or better still farm their jobs out to India or China. Wait...we already did that.
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...and with the current backlog, the open source project should expect to have its patent app reviewed in about 10 years.
Agile is just a buzzword made up by the business end to try to convince the programming end that hitting a moving target is efficient and better. That's the way the business end works; promise to satisfy whatever the client wants in whatever time frame nets the contract. There is no substitute for knowing exactly what you're trying to do before you start and no substitute for knowledgeable IT personnel in the contract process so that expectations and timeframes are reasonable.
The little bastards! They're a menace! Can't they try them as adults and go for the death penalty? Or at least life without parole?
...I'm going to attach it to a stray dog. Let the chips fall where they may.
I hear that the possums vote republican.
If I owned the copyright to Homer, the Greek, Roman, and Norse tales, and Shakespeare, then I could prevent any new work of narrative from ever being created and sold.
Are you referring to these items in translation or in the original Klingon?
My name is Lex Luthor and I have started a hedge fund.
It's a $M to get in and you commit to 2 years.
Any takers?
Laboring in the hot sun to create a beautiful garden.
Well at least that one is a worthy goal.
Unless you dehydrate and die...
Watch the movie "Office Space".
My diatribe is a bit too long for this blog so I posted here: http://www.rhmarlowe.com/Homeschooling.htm
Right on bro! Tell it!
Exactly. Though even if you didn't patent, wouldn't the dated material show prior art and prevent others from patenting.
Sometimes it's a good idea to file a preliminary patent. It's less expensive and documents when you had the idea. It also might keep someone else from patenting your idea down the road and sending you a cease and desist letter.
They should burn offenders at the stake! Or at the very least, bring back the ducking chair. Slashdot physicists: What makes witches float anyway?
I used to get a kick out of just flushing an explosive device down a toilet. The crap flies out in a pattern determined by this mathematical formula...um...I had it just a moment ago.
If one watches children work their video games and examines the effects of clandestine and conventional pharmaceuticals on individuals and society, one can see that we're driving our own evolution now and in some odd directions. Our medicine allows challenged individuals the opportunity to reproduce that they would never have had. ...and just wait until genetic experimentation has chimeras walking the streets. Will they be sexy? Maybe so.
The author of the paper is a math nerd who can actually write and communicate ideas; that's an oddity in itself.
Ho hum... Why did this nerd waste his time researching a matter that's obvious to everyone here. They had us run all this stuff down in the first 6 weeks of CS 101. I guess he thinks we're stupid! Harumph!
Why can't people just keep their clothes on all the time? After all, that's why the good lord put us in clothes anyway. Froth, rant, etc.
I'm conflicted... How can I hope that IBM dries up & dies and succeeds at this simultaneously. If they succeed, even I might be able to get an IT job and on the other hand what a bunch of greedy corporate mofos.
Hmmmm. Let's see. How do I get 100 copies of these porn pictures to print out on the 5th floor network printer.
You neglected to give your age which will have a bearing. People interviewing you for IT will be young, 20s and 30s maybe, and if you're not (40?)(50?) they'll wonder why you're not yet retired and just think you're a loser. It also depends where in the country you're looking for work. I'm in the South and it's pretty dead. The NE would be better. For the amount of time you're gonna spend you'd be better off to go to an offshore med school. Then you'd really have something.
Better still, learn to live off the grid and leave these corporations who have farmed out the tech jobs offshore and skimmed the fat off the US economy to fend for themselves. You're smart; why bust your butt for these assholes.
These snot-noses obviously still have a sense of self worth. Crush them quickly or better still farm their jobs out to India or China.
Wait...we already did that.
Watch the movie "Office Space" and emulate that model.