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  1. Re:Monologuing! on Digital Thieves Use Ex-Employees Accounts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not just that, but it gives good people chances to catch the bad guy.

    Example:

    A guy starts monologuing for 10 hours. In that time, the police are able to:

    *Get info on him
    *Eat a donut
    *Google him
    *Eat a donut
    *Find out where he is
    *Eat a donut
    *Go to his house
    *Eat a donut
    *Break in
    *Eat a donut
    *Arrest him
    *Have a donut party

  2. Can they help me? on Scientists 'Read Thoughts' Using Brain Scans · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't even read my own mind. ... ... ... ...nope, still nothing.

  3. Re:Hmm... interesting... on A Day in the Life of a Nigerian Scammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok... sounds reasonable... how about I pay you $5000 and you pay me $10,000?

    (heheh, sucker...)

  4. Hmm... interesting... on A Day in the Life of a Nigerian Scammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    *goes to sign up for scammer night classes*

  5. Re:Bleh on Hacking the Fluorescent Light · · Score: 1

    No, it's called Debbie.

  6. Hmm... on Ask Microsoft's Linux Lab Manager · · Score: 0

    What is your opinion on open source?

  7. Re:Joke? on If Microsoft Went Open Source · · Score: 0

    Really? Microsoft does not make the world's best operating system. There. HAHAHAH! (this is less exciting than I originally thought)

  8. Re:Still installing.. on Windows Vista & IE7 Beta 1 Released · · Score: 0

    So, the installer is good. The XP installer was adequate. XP wasn't terribly great. So Vista will be good?

    OH NOES!

  9. Re:Ask yourself this question : on FreeBSD Ported to XBox · · Score: -1

    Xbox's purpose: collect dust. Or put *NIX on it and make it useful.

  10. Re:Cheap buy? on Yahoo Purchases Konfabulator · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The "Official" new name is Yahoo! Widgets.

  11. Re:Great! on Mac OS X Gaining Ground In Corporate Environs · · Score: 1, Funny

    (the more savvy ones may know Control+V)

    *AHEMcommand+vAHEM*

  12. Re:And... on HP Fires Father of OOP · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's the semi-high end of the low end. Which makes it the low end of the middle end.

    In conclusion, HP is high end for consumer level.

    Thank you for your time, gentlemen.

  13. Re:The version number game on Firefox 1.1 Scrapped · · Score: 1

    "Are people really that silly to think that the (soon to be released) IE7.0 is almost 6 versions "ahead" of FF?"

    The sad truth is, yes.

  14. Re:Mod parent insightful! on Win2000 Still Performs on 8-year-old Hardware · · Score: 1

    "If you think the wizards in WindowsXP were driving you crazy, try MacOSX for a couple of days, you will go crazy then scream."

    Hmm... I've been running Mac OS X for two months, and I have seen no annoying wizards about the hardware. There's the wireless network wizard (which I might add works like a charm), the initial wizard, and the Mail wizard.

    So, please respond, WHAT annoying wizards?

  15. Yes... on iTunes Sells 500 Millionth Song · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    but what will she do if a hurrricane comes?

    (Disclaimer: I live in MS)

  16. Re:Coming up.... on Reminding Customers Patented by Amazon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Too easy... they'd patent the internet itself.

  17. Re:What about Apple? on Ballmer on Innovation · · Score: 1

    Try a desktop search that works.

  18. Re:Is this for real? on IBM Officially Unveils Dual-core PowerPC Chips · · Score: 1

    I STRONGLY doubt the PowerBooks. I have one (I'm on it right now) and it gets HOT to the point where it could burn you...

  19. Re:Yeah, ain't nobody will wanna use iTunes! on iTunes 4.9 With Podcasting Support · · Score: 1

    If your post was sarcasm, go to section 1.
    If it wasn't, go to section 2.

    SECTION 1:

    One smiley REALLY makes it hard to tell for sarcasm.

    SECTION 2:

    A. Oh yes, dotnet. Riiiiiiiight. [/sarcasm] >_>

    B. Windozer.

  20. Re:I don't know... on AOL Hopes to Change Image With Services · · Score: 1

    I think AOL is actually doing something right this time. I tried it out, it seems to be pretty good. I like the IMAP AIM Mail checking.

  21. Re:not really ancient on What Ancient Tech Do You Do? · · Score: 1

    Welcome to grill!

    What would you like to do?: make hamburger

    You set your house on fire. It burns with a very nice glow.

    What would you like to do?: UNDO!!!!!!!

    Sorry, undoing is for WIMPY programs like Photoshop and Maya. You can't undo in a COMMAND LINE! MUAHAHAHAHA! ...excuse me...

    What would you like to do?:

    (note: these views are not my views but a grill CLI's views)

  22. Re:Apple? on Intel Working on Agile Wireless Chip · · Score: 1

    Apple probably wants it to be the next Airport, like Airport Universal.

  23. Re:After reading slashdot for so long.. on All Your Base Are Turned Five · · Score: 3, Informative

    The phrase is actually All your base are belong to us.

  24. I seem to remember... on Microsoft's Music Subscription Service · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe this is what N is for. An incentive to download Media Center without going against court order.

    In other news, iPods are more popular than most other MP3 players and iTunes is the most popular online music store.

    Bottom line: Apple wins.

  25. Re:Best Award for Doing Nothing Useful: on E3 Critics Award Winners · · Score: 3, Funny

    They told us what we already knew: *Most people are PS fans *Dogs are very popular *Zelda games are very loved