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  1. Re:Hmmm... on UK Government Loses 15 Million Private Records · · Score: 1

    You mistake the UK economic system: they basically take an awful lot away in taxes and then give it back in benefits. Most UK families are in receipt of one benefit or the other. There are even people in receipt of incapacity benefit for bad acne...

    Of course one can point out that if they didn't take the money, via taxes, from the hard working families in the first place they wouldn't have to give it back, as benefits, and side effects such as this data loss, fraud, etc. could never happen... Such considerations are heresy inside a socialist system.

  2. Worryingly... on Students In UK Tracked With RFID Chips · · Score: 1

    Worryingly no one in the chain of decision making about this project stood up and said that this is so wrong they refuse to have anything to do with it.

    It is after all Hungerhill school in Edenthorpe and something needs to be done, but this is just so wrong.

  3. Over-staffing at the BBC on BBC Backpedals On Linux Audience Figures · · Score: 1

    Apparently there is a major problem with over-staffing at the BBC. I can easily see this issue is down to having to ask several different departments what the 'scores on the doors' are, and at the first count actually only one department had replied to the inquiring email. This revised number is simply due to the numbers from several other departments being returned and accumulated into the result.

    Expect the number to keep climbing for some days yet, and then actually to go up and down like some strange kind of under-damped oscillation. This tail effect is due to the various business units actually re-reading the email and responding to it with 'corrected' figures.

    Remember never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity when considering the organisational structure of an juggernaut such as the BBC is really quite archaic.

  4. Re:I work for the radar company... on GPS Used As Defence In Radar Speeding Case · · Score: 1

    Well, it is all quite simple really: the policeman in question obviously put a bogus number down as the speed on the ticket, and got caught out. Whether it was accidental or malicious doesn't really matter. Many speed cops do this as it comes down to a combination of (a) they don't really know how to operate the equipment properly, but they have to keep the stats up or get screamed at by their supervisor, (b) most people speed and have little clue to how fast they're really going, so just take it on the chin as another tax on driving.

    It is not an accident that nowadays the police rarely ticket lorries for speeding as they have tachographs...

    If speed was really a major factor in accidents as TPTB would have us believe then motorways would be the most dangerous place to drive!

  5. Linkage? on Geek Stars From Atkinson to Zappa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where's the link? You can't make a statement like that and not give us a link: it leaves us all frozen and petrified.

  6. Also expert driver on Geek Stars From Atkinson to Zappa · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rowan Atkinson also holds higher levels of British Driving license allowing him to drive HGVs aka articulated trucks on the highways. I'm told he performs many of the car stunts in the shows himself.

  7. How will this be cheaper? on VMware, Cisco Plan Data Center OS · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If I have a big pile of windows machines I can employ cheap admins to point and click all day long to keep it up. With a solution like this I have to have specially trained staff, i.e. expensive. There would have to be an enormous saving on staffing levels to make it worthwhile. Yet, then I'm in the situation of say one staff member leaving causing a major headache when it comes to finding a replacement.

  8. And the Banshee wail? on XBox Adding HD Tuners Next Year · · Score: 1

    Like, yeah, I'd use one of these as my living room hub of choice, if it didn't blow or suck quite as much. ;-) The noise these things put out is phenomenal, and then there's the noise from the DVD drive. I have multi-core boxes running serious number cruching apps that are quieter.

    Nah, living room entertainment centre? Don't think so somehow.

  9. Blooming bearded hippie on Stallman Attacked by Ninjas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blooming bearded hippie ought to get a job. ;-)

  10. Nu Labour on TV Links Raided, Operator Arrested · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well them suckers in the UK voted for that shower of sh1t they call a government. They can just lay back and wallow in it now.

  11. Suffer the little creatures on Mythbusters to Test Cockroach Radiation Myth · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What is it with animals that make make people go yuck that they then think it OK to do horrid things to them?

  12. Merchandise on Star Wars Television Series Moving Forward · · Score: 1

    Merchandise - where the real money from the movie is made!

    Oh, and the sequels, and the repeat fees, and the spin offs ...

  13. 10 years?! on Adobe Intends To Move All of Its Applications Online · · Score: 1

    10 years? The internet will be a footnote in history by then.

  14. They need a neural network for what exactly? on Neuro-Reckoning May Reduce MMOG Time Lag · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to predict fast, jerky actions. Sorry, but that has to be the QOTD, made me ROFL.
  15. 37Signals! on Microsoft Planning to Buy Open Source Companies? · · Score: 1
    Has to be 37Signals:
     

    We believe most software is too complex. Too many features, too many buttons, too much confusion. We build easy to use web-based products with elegant interfaces and thoughtful features. We're focused on executing on the basics beautifully.
  16. Crowds contain individuals ... on Evolution and the 'Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Crowds contain individuals, and some of these individuals know what they are on about. Collect together a sufficiently large crowd and you will find a number of experts on many different subject.

    Isn't that the obvious conclusion?

  17. Surf's up on Giant Atmospheric Waves Filmed Over Iowa · · Score: 1

    I wonder if aeroplanes could surf these waves and thereby save fuel?

  18. Oblig. Matrix quote on Law Firm Claims Copyright on View of HTML Source · · Score: 1

    ..there's way too much information to decode the Matrix. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead. Hey uh, you want a drink?

  19. Test cases! on Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9 · · Score: 1

    I bet those developers wish they'd written more test cases now.

  20. Clue to the developers on First Details of Windows 7 Emerge · · Score: 1

    Just a little clue to the developers from someone who has written code for a long long time:

    The UI goes on top of the OS, g'damn it!

  21. Little old lady with a hammer on Cellphone Use On Planes Coming Soon? · · Score: 1

    Well, thanks to the terrorists, these cell phone users will be safe from a little old lady with a hammer!

  22. Re:Let me be the first to say on Cellphone Use On Planes Coming Soon? · · Score: 1

    Your dorm room sat in front of your computer?

  23. Cathartic on Little Old Lady Hammers Comcast · · Score: 1

    It must be a cathartic feeling smashing the equipment of your nemesis.

  24. Ubuntu meaning? on Ubuntu 7.10 "Gutsy Gibbon" Is Out · · Score: 1, Funny

    Isn't "Ubuntu" an ancient word meaning "Can't install Gentoo"?

  25. Research grant? on Eight PS3 'Supercomputer' Ponders Gravity Waves · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe his research grant doesn't stretch as far as heating the office. Win-win situation in that case.