I'd like to congratulate you on your schemes to increase pageviews. The advertising money is just rolling in! Your dupe strategy has been a remarkable success. But I agree with your assessment that it needs to be replaced, the backlash is getting too great and some people are on to the plot. Your new strategy of having a continuing thread (the Intelligent Design flood), is even better! You just throw up 1 new piece of news and there is a whole new rehash of the same posts. It's the same crap over and over again, without any new ideas or originality but it's a guaranteed 1,000 posts and multiple thousand pageviews.
Keep up the good work whoring out your site!
Slashdot is owned by the OSTG which is a wholly-owned subsidiary of VA Software Corporation (NASDAQ: LNUX)
By the way, the last few stories had a low number of posts. Consider Intelligent Design for your next topic.
I can not believe what slashdot is coming to. The duping is ridiculous and out of control. I think whoever is behind this site needs to rewrite the (rather small and unintelligent) scripts make up the artificial editors: "Zonk", "CmdrTaco", "Timothy", etc. Slashdot is a sinking ship
Quite simply, the Little Black Helicopters are aircraft used by the United Nations to prepare for a total Takeover of the United States. The privately held property inside the United States would be inter-nationalized, the citizens' weapons confiscated, and children gang-raped if we allow them to continue their covert operations.
We have been softened for decades. Think of it! The continual dumbing-down of our educational system and the increasing banality of popular culture are just two clear trends, now becoming so clear we can look through them to their source.
That source is Communism.
Communism, you see, is not "dead." It is not even napping! In fact, it is right out in the open. Our nation's newspapers are edited by socialists. The TV networks spew endless hours of mind-numbing groupthink.
Society has become so left-of-center that most people do not recognize Communism when they step in it. Even Republicans get down in that wallow, like porky squealing pigs.
Of course the Democrats have been totally up front about their support of Communism since the FMLN/Contra War. Give 'em a point for honesty, at least.
Quite simply, the Little Black Helicopters are aircraft used by the United Nations to prepare for a total Takeover of the United States. The privately held property inside the United States would be inter-nationalized, the citizens' weapons confiscated, and children gang-raped if we allow them to continue their covert operations.
We have been softened for decades. Think of it! The continual dumbing-down of our educational system and the increasing banality of popular culture are just two clear trends, now becoming so clear we can look through them to their source.
That source is Communism.
Communism, you see, is not "dead." It is not even napping! In fact, it is right out in the open. Our nation's newspapers are edited by socialists. The TV networks spew endless hours of mind-numbing groupthink.
Society has become so left-of-center that most people do not recognize Communism when they step in it. Even Republicans get down in that wallow, like porky squealing pigs.
Of course the Democrats have been totally up front about their support of Communism since the FMLN/Contra War. Give 'em a point for honesty, at least.
While no one will admit to liking it, unsolicited commercial e-mail obviously works. True, companies use it because it is as close to free as you can get in the marketing world, but serious marketers would willingly pay a marginal toll to cover the burden of delivering e-mail to unsuspecting recipients.
Few businesses or individuals have stood up in defense of spam, for obvious reasons. But there are times when it makes sense. Let's say a Web surfer registers at a site in order to gain access to some premium content. The resulting e-mail offering monthly access or additional services might not have been requested, but it is hardly out of left field. That business has good reason to hope that such a consumer might be interested in further contact.
Reputable companies already follow the guidelines. Get an e-mail from Amazon and the opt-out link is prominently displayed. Government's job is not to protect its citizens from every potential inconvenience. Big brother, please -- I'd rather do it myself.
you people are going to far with it. why would someone have to cut off your hand when they could just force you to put your hand under the scanner at gunpoint or something?
It becomes more and more obvious everyday that government is obsolete. When will people take their lives into their own hands and start living without the chains of the sick abuse (any use of authority is abuse) of authority we call government.
i have my doubts. this hyper-techno-industrial society is making drones out of us, ontop of the aliention that comes with civilization itself. sure our brains may not work like computers but they might as well because we sit in front of them all day for nothing.
fuck technology
this shit is the cat's pajamas!!!
I'd like to congratulate you on your schemes to increase pageviews. The advertising money is just rolling in! Your dupe strategy has been a remarkable success. But I agree with your assessment that it needs to be replaced, the backlash is getting too great and some people are on to the plot.
Your new strategy of having a continuing thread (the Intelligent Design flood), is even better! You just throw up 1 new piece of news and there is a whole new rehash of the same posts. It's the same crap over and over again, without any new ideas or originality but it's a guaranteed 1,000 posts and multiple thousand pageviews.
Keep up the good work whoring out your site!
Slashdot is owned by the OSTG which is a wholly-owned subsidiary of VA Software Corporation (NASDAQ: LNUX)
By the way, the last few stories had a low number of posts. Consider Intelligent Design for your next topic.
Stenderup's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
ie is available for os x. go away troll
is slashdot ESRB-Watch or something?
is everybook with "hacks" in the title that o'reilly puts out going to make it to the front page of slashdot? geez
Slashdot: Your Source For 0day Exploits, http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/19/ 1644250&tid=209&tid=10
I can not believe what slashdot is coming to. The duping is ridiculous and out of control. I think whoever is behind this site needs to rewrite the (rather small and unintelligent) scripts make up the artificial editors: "Zonk", "CmdrTaco", "Timothy", etc. Slashdot is a sinking ship
welcome to like 3 years ago. who would ever use debian. what a piece of shit outdated distribution.
We have been softened for decades. Think of it! The continual dumbing-down of our educational system and the increasing banality of popular culture are just two clear trends, now becoming so clear we can look through them to their source.
That source is Communism.
Communism, you see, is not "dead." It is not even napping! In fact, it is right out in the open. Our nation's newspapers are edited by socialists. The TV networks spew endless hours of mind-numbing groupthink.
Society has become so left-of-center that most people do not recognize Communism when they step in it. Even Republicans get down in that wallow, like porky squealing pigs.
Of course the Democrats have been totally up front about their support of Communism since the FMLN/Contra War. Give 'em a point for honesty, at least.
We have been softened for decades. Think of it! The continual dumbing-down of our educational system and the increasing banality of popular culture are just two clear trends, now becoming so clear we can look through them to their source.
That source is Communism.
Communism, you see, is not "dead." It is not even napping! In fact, it is right out in the open. Our nation's newspapers are edited by socialists. The TV networks spew endless hours of mind-numbing groupthink.
Society has become so left-of-center that most people do not recognize Communism when they step in it. Even Republicans get down in that wallow, like porky squealing pigs.
Of course the Democrats have been totally up front about their support of Communism since the FMLN/Contra War. Give 'em a point for honesty, at least.
While no one will admit to liking it, unsolicited commercial e-mail obviously works. True, companies use it because it is as close to free as you can get in the marketing world, but serious marketers would willingly pay a marginal toll to cover the burden of delivering e-mail to unsuspecting recipients. Few businesses or individuals have stood up in defense of spam, for obvious reasons. But there are times when it makes sense. Let's say a Web surfer registers at a site in order to gain access to some premium content. The resulting e-mail offering monthly access or additional services might not have been requested, but it is hardly out of left field. That business has good reason to hope that such a consumer might be interested in further contact. Reputable companies already follow the guidelines. Get an e-mail from Amazon and the opt-out link is prominently displayed. Government's job is not to protect its citizens from every potential inconvenience. Big brother, please -- I'd rather do it myself.
the average income among rural folks is lower. get out of the city and see some poverty for once you cheap bastard.
i for one welcome our new grizzly-catfish overlords!
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the thinking i have described is completely antithetical to what your are mentioning.
you people are going to far with it. why would someone have to cut off your hand when they could just force you to put your hand under the scanner at gunpoint or something?
It becomes more and more obvious everyday that government is obsolete. When will people take their lives into their own hands and start living without the chains of the sick abuse (any use of authority is abuse) of authority we call government.
i have my doubts. this hyper-techno-industrial society is making drones out of us, ontop of the aliention that comes with civilization itself. sure our brains may not work like computers but they might as well because we sit in front of them all day for nothing. fuck technology