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Grizzly-sized Catfish Caught in Thailand
An anonymous reader writes "Fishermen in northern Thailand have netted a fish as big as a grizzly bear, a 646-pound Mekong giant catfish, the heaviest recorded since Thai officials started keeping records in 1981. The behemoth was caught in the Mekong River and may be the largest freshwater fish ever found."
That they actually caught a bear, and not a fish? Or a mutant? A bearfish?
I feel so bad for his grandkids
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lol...anyway, sounds tasty
but considering my experience of SE asia, i dont' think i might want to eat it....at least not before boiling it in a vat of super-pressurised steam for a few days....
As a long time hunter of the Sturgeon I would have to say that this is recorded and the ones that get away are much bigger.
"It's amazing to think that giants like this still swim in some of the world's rivers"
Well not this one anymore...
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Yum, I bet Birds-eye would have KILLED for that fish //worlds biggest fish fingers & chips//
Hey you're great, you just killed the biggest catfish ever... how amazing, how proud you must be! Come on guys, let's see how many amazing creatures can we kill today.
"The fish was caught and eaten in a remote village in Thailand along the Mekong River"
Wow. I hope they have freezers. That's a lot of fish!
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Is it a good idea keeping a record of catch sizes as these - or will people hunting for the biggest fish just waste and deplete a valuable food source for local people?
No really it was! Somebodies grand kids are never going to here the end of this!
Scared of flying, pointy things snce 1979!
and a fish.
I don't suppose we could feed it Darl McBride?
Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!
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There are catfish this big in the Mississippi.
Some divers, upon seeing them, quit diving that same day.
One down, not many left to go:
5 15_030515_giantcatfish.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/05/0
Still who cares about extinction, if you can get a nice photo out of it?
I for one welcome our new grizlly-catfish overlords.
"The fish was caught and eaten in a remote village in Thailand along the Mekong River,.." I just love this line. A rare sized fish is caught and eaten. It seems nothing has changed when people find something rare. Exploit it. Hey guys I have just caught the last Dodo, lets eat it! lol.
Yeah , sure there are. Lets see some evidence instead of the usual "they're bigger back in the US of A" rhetoric.
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This is about a damn fish. Why is this even on this site?
"The fish was caught and eaten in a remote village in Thailand along the Mekong River, home to more species of giant fish than any other river.
Local environmentalists and government officials negotiated to release the record-breaking animal[...]
But the fish, an adult male, later died. "
Being eaten does that you.
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Here is an article on these fish. Sadly they sound like they are on the way out -- humans have disrupted their environment to the point that the populations are isolated and can't move around freely enough.
Here is a photo of a giant stingray from the same area.
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/when_to_
...it's good that I don't get fish that big, they wouldn't fit on my frying pan ^^
Thought you all would enjoy this. Full resolution AP photo of the catfish. http://ftp2.nationalgeographic.com/pressroom/GIANT %20CATFISH/GiantCatfish.jpg
I wonder if anyone has translated the song "Fish Heads" to Thai.
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and thanks for all the fish!
Excellent, and now I am off hunting for the worlds largest American. I probably will not eat it but might have it mounted in a display cabinet somewhere.
Wimps, what would they do if they saw a really big fish ?
Having said that I get scared by pike when I'm diving so I probably shouldn't be commenting.
Dont you think that if the land equivalent of that fish was found that there would be a massive amount of outrage that it was killed? I mean if they found a 646 coyote then dont you think it would be protecetd not killed? Sure people dont usually eat coyotes but what if it was a giant cow or pig we probably wouldnt kill it and eat it, and if we did then there would be alot of protests against it. Maybe humans just give fellow land creatures a little bit of a break.
... fish eat you.
This sounds like one catfish you wouldn't want to go noodling for! In the US people catch catfish up to 100lb or so by hand but I think 646lb fish might be a little much!
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These URLs (from the previous posts) show that in some places you really CAN say, "We've got BIGGER fish to fry..." (DOH!)
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http://ftp2.nationalgeographic.com/pressroom/GIAN
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/05/0
At first, I wondered what sized fishing craft they have to use to haul/reel in that fish. I wondered if they used a 50-foot boat or a supertanker. But any of those three probably would inundate a typical river.
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Looks like General Sherman to me.
"Thai fisheries officials had hoped to release this adult male Mekong giant catfish after they stripped it of milt for a captive-breeding program. But the whopping fish, which was as big a grizzly bear, didn't survive." http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/ph otogalleries/giantcatfish/photo3.html
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it appears that killing the largest and oldest fish has a disproportionate effect on the population as the big ones tend to be the most prolific breeders.
The Mekong giant catfish would be an awful lot better off if this particular great-great-granddaddy/grandmommy had stayed in the water.
http://www.carpecarpio.com/exoticfishpictures.html
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as big as an elephant, but it got away.
Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
And thanks for all the (cat)fish
If site linked is down, there is story and 4 larger photos at http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/ph otogalleries/giantcatfish/index.html
Closer to home, have you seen the giant cat?
Story of this fish in german.
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I was researching this just yesterday so I'm not surprised to see it here. That fish is a whole heckuvva lot larger than the catfish I used to catch and eat as a kid.
/My affiliate link), Chapter 10, even Mark Twain claims to have seen one more than six feet long and weighing 250 pounds in the Mississippi River. (How he managed to weigh it is not recorded ^_-). But cryptozoologists still try to hunt them down, even this summer as reported here. Chester Moore, the organizer of the event, claims that preservation is their goal as well as discovery. This is the biggest North American expedition to research cryptid catfish I've heard of, so it will be interesting to see if they get lucky. They'll need to discover the fish first, though, before talking about preservation. ::)
There are some great photos here at National Geographic's Article on the fish. My favorite photo is the one with an elderly gent cutting a steak larger than his torso. Dang! At that size I wonder if they taste any good?
Of course, Giant Catfish are the stuff of legends, and usually have a kernal of truth. (Links to other whoppers there as well)
Usually tales of the "big one that got away" or, in this case, "Catfish the size of Volkswagon Bugs" are dismissed, but according to Loren Coleman's "Mysterious America" (March 2004 ed.
Preservation of giant catfish is part of the WWF's mission, too, in Thailand & Cambodia. Just this month four giant catfish bred in captivity were released into the Mekong. So Giant Catfish are real in the Amazon, Europe, Asia, etc., but cryptozoological here in the States. Would be cool if they weren't, though.
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"Thai fisheries officials had hoped to release this adult male Mekong giant catfish after they stripped it of milt for a captive-breeding program. But the whopping fish, which was as big a grizzly bear, didn't survive." http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/ph otogalleries/giantcatfish/photo3.html
also on ESPN
I think this is hilarious:
The fishermen had hoped to sell the fish to environmental groups, which planned to release it to spawn upriver, but it died before it could be handed over and then was chopped up and sold in pieces to villagers as food.
Strange detail
This is a catfish. A bottomfeeder. It survives by sucking up the wastes that acrete on the floor of its chosen body of water.
I wouldn't eat it. Well, being a pragmatist, I would actually. If I were the only chance for a meal I had all week. Which, given the current state of the US labour market isn't really so awfully far from the truth. But I digress.
One thing Ariel Sharon and Usama bin Laden agree on is that G-d doesn't want you eating things that eat offal. And, as insane as both of them seem to yours truly, I have to say on this one issue they both seem pretty sane to me. As opposed to every substantial issue, where they come off as a pair of utter loons in my eyes, but never mind all that, let's suppose there is a G-d, and he loves you - would he want you to eat a fish that lives on prematurely harvested coprolites?
Somehow I just don't think so.
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Anything that moves is in danger from asians of ending up on a plate, let alone uneducated ones from the boonies. Japan is still hunting whales to extinction claiming that they are only catching them for "scientific purposes"(studying human digestion). Just about every asian culture lops off the dick of any strong animal thinking the potency is going to transfer to them when they eat it(bye bye tigers). There is not an asian country or culture that values conservation. They'll stop when there's nothing left. Not PC to say, but ignoring the long obvious isn't going to get you anywhere.
Fishermen were lucky enough it was a catfish, and not a babelfish.
Ouch.
My other post is a First.
The news for nerds...stuff that matters...has nothing to do with the fish.
The stuff that matters is the creation of new metrics for describing fish size...that unit being the "grizzly bear".
This really gets rid of restrictions placed on fishey stories when using pounds, feet and inches.
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Note to self: Stay the f out of the Mekong river.
Actually, I know it so, that the largest freshwater fish is the European sturgeon (Huso Huso), http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/account s/information/Huso_huso.html
It can be well over 1000 kg.
So long and thanks for all the grizzly sized catfishs caught in Thailand!
I live in Tennessee. Where I live it's a locally known phenomenon that some catfish caught (one every few years) are shockingly large. (I assume this was normal everywhere?)
I remember reading in local papers at least a few times in the past 15 years or so that one of exceptionally impressive size had been caught. Now, the funny thing is I have actually seen photos, polaroids even, of these fish since I was a child and never thought twice about it. What I always thought was "Some catfish get really big, some get insanely big." The largest photo I saw was of a huge, fat, disgusting catfish that really DID fill the bed of a small truck. (Think 80's/90's S10 pickup).
The largest catfish I've ever seen personally (not counting photos) was not quite that big. It was only about 3-4 feet long (almost as tall as my little brother at the time. I have pictures somewhere...)
I never even stopped to think that the fish wasn't just big, but actually an endangered variety of fish.
As I do some reading on the internet about Giant Catfish in this area I find very little, or at least nothing "Official". So that makes me wonder if it isn't the case that people around here are just "used to it" and the word doesn't really spread to those who might be interested in exactly this sort of thing?
Maybe these creatures are more common than one might think? Still, I would have to assume they are endagered.
I do know there is/was an 80 lb catfish on display at the Tennessee Aquarium. Though that really isn't in the same league as most giant catfish.
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Catfish-sized Grizzly Caught in Soviet Russia
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fish story to me...
Let me be the first to mention frickin laser beams.
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And hopefully the last...
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Why is this even on Slashdot? I dont have time for this. I have bigger fish to fry.
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He was obviously a nerd fish. Judging from: /.
- his size
- not being able to outswim the fishermen
- his scruffy tail
- goes by the name "gr|5ly 8e4r"
- getting his story on
i for one welcome our new grizzly-catfish overlords!
...they will nonchalantly point out, "Yeah, well, you should have seen the one that got away!"
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Chainarong Sretthachau, director of the conservation group Southeast Asia Rivers Network in Chiang Mai, Thailand, said threats to the giant catfish include commercial fishing, their touting to tourists as a food said to impart wisdom, and dynamite blasting of their spawning ground.
What the hell? I thought that was a joke in cartoons. People actually fish en masse like that? Does it even work?
adding the Mekong River to my list of places never to swim :)
Look at the bottom of that page at the 185 kg (~408 lbs) fish!
That's some fucking heavy fish imo!
wait 'till you see its mother...
Isn't this the prized catfish that Opie caught and released way back on the Andy Griffith Show?
I wonder what pound-test line they were using? And I wonder if it broke the record. Or maybe they just used a big net.
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I wouldn't eat it.
Just curious. They will eat some pretty nasty things.
A modern day witchhunt.
Hahaha, I love this...
"The Mekong giant catfish -- which shares the title of largest freshwater fish with a close relative, the dog-eating catfish -- was..."
There's always a bigger fish.
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Where are all the obligatory simpsons quites? Remember that epesode where Homer and Marge go to marrage cousuling and Homer tries to catch the largest catfish in the world and ends up letting him go for Marge.
Great, another one of earths wonders, and its prolly going to be killed, or put into some tank for its "protection" Stories like these remind me of the beavers that used to live in Canada that where around 300 lbs and the dodo birds. Humans seem to have this thing about wanting to be the only species on this planet, and the way things are going, it would seem we're going to get there sooner then later.
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No need to be a dick. It's generally considered common knowledge around these parts that catfish in large lakes can get as big as a volkswagon. Usually told in a similar vane of "what divers have seen". Of course, it could just be a wives tale. There are plenty of reasonably sized catfish, so I'm not sure why anyone would go to the trouble of actually trying to catch.
A modern day witchhunt.
I guess I don't have any hard proof to give ya, but I've always heard stories of freaky giant fish that live behind the Lock and Dams in the Mississippi that cause some divers to refuse to go down there. Of course these could all be old wives tales but I've heard them enough times to wonder.
A Mr. Gordon of Gordon fishsticks has set out to create the largest ever big yellow box. More information at your local Costco/PriceClub in the near future...
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Unfortunately, in the more unregulated fishing areas in the World, explosive, and cyanide fishing is still popular.
The premise behind explosive fishing is to lob down a couple of sticks of your favourite explosive, and then wait for the stunned fish to float to the surface before scooping them into your boat. Unfortunately, it is extremely indiscriminate, can damage the remaining fish, and can cause extensive underwater damage to the seafloor.
Cyanide fishing is just as bad, where divers puff a small amount of cyanide into the water to stun fish before collection. This keeps the fish live, and results in no external physical damage. On a broader scale, mass poison release for wider area fishing is less effective, but just as dangerous to sealife. The other problem is that fish collect toxins in their bodies which then get passed through the food chain, to us.
If you wondered how they got the live fish into the tank at some Asian restaurants, it could very well be the result of cyanide fishing, especially if they are claiming them to be wild fish.InfoSec that matters, when it counts.
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Oh no! they've caught the babelfish!
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125lb (57kg) Catfish caught in Mississippi in Iowa: http://www.santeecoopercats.net/records-il.html
Obviously, this doesn't come close to 650lbs like the one from the Mekong. But it does come close to the one you linked.
Personally, I could care less who has the biggest fish. I'm just sick of people looking for every possible opportunity to rant about how dumb and ridiculous they think Americans are.
Oh, I see. Nevermind.
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MSNBC.
This story was on msnbc.com yesterday. Old News for Nerds?
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They've killed Ed Bloom!
The biggest fish that I've caught in my life weighed 30 lbs., and it seemed like a monster. I don't think I want to catch a fish that weighs more than I do.
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That'll go down nicely with my chips
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Hmm I wonder why would anyone try to catch any fish at all?
Here in Canada thousands of fishermen travel big distances for bigger catches and always take their cameras with them. Sometimes barbecue equipment too.
Sure beats me why.
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possibilities:
Besides the fishing license issue, how can I get my boat shipped over there? I think it is too big to check as luggage on the airplane.
What kind of bait did they use? What test line? Apparently the story was slashdotted so I couldn't read it.
I wanna go fishing now!
I would eat anything for lunch.
Yes I would eat any thing for lunch!
Oh.. I would eat anything... for.. lunch..
But I wont... eat... that.
No, no no I won't eat that!
-Catfish
"It's generally considered common knowledge around these parts"
Oh well it must be true then. After all , who needs empirical evidence when you've got common knowledge. Hell , why did we even bother with the last 200 years of science when we could have just asked local yokels for an explanation for everything!
I don' t know about the original poster, but my respect for diversity ends when people start mutilating the genitals of children (something which both men mentioned are proponents of, albeit one group boys and the other girls). YMMV.
(Seriously, I'm not kidding or trolling here. It's definitely not acceptible behaviour in my book.)
the catfish eat YOU!
I am confused, how is a big fish news for nerds? Or stuff that matters?
Yea it more or less is really.
Giant catfish? Can only be Khan of Liberty Meadows fame. :)
Carbon based humanoid in training.
Noodling for catfish is popular in Oklahoma. I would argue that, after tractor pull, it is the greatest contribution of redneck culture to American sport. I hope that news of the Mekong Catfish will lead Oklahoma's best to the ultimate challenge. Who will be catching whom?
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Here's hoping those organisms that don't "fit with our way of life" don't eventually include our own species. Natural selection includes you and me, too, however "slightly different" you think we may be. And mass extinctions don't tend to leave the same species at the top of the pyramid, unless you're counting prokaryotic cells or something.
Environmentalism is enlightened self-interest, not some tree-hugging, static-world conceit about spotted owls and condors being awfully kewl.
"Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
Sure it wasn't just a small fish that got really hungry and tried to shallow a tyre or something?
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"I'm just sick of people looking for every possible opportunity to rant about how dumb and ridiculous they think Americans are" I agree. No idea why some people have a constant need to continually state the obvious. Just pulling your leg.
it took ten minutes for the hole in the water to fill up...
Actually, these giant catfish are quite a delicacy. The price is such that many locals have never had an opportunity to eat it: only a handful are taken each season and the top Bangkok restaurants buy them.
'If I never saw it, how can you say it's extinct'?
Keep your eyes closed, man, if the view bothers you. Eventually, there will only one species left to go extinct.
when looking for new or rare fish/birds/rats... etc... thats exactly what they do.
http://feisar.de/stuff/breakingnews.jpg
It sites no "accepeted" news service information confirming that this infact did happen.
It also does not include validating data such as a date.
Sheesh, c'mon, nerds. This story was all over the wires on Tuesday!! Is it really THAT slow a news day that a fish (which has absolutely no "technical" features or, really, having anything to do with technology) is one of your top stories? Maybe you could have been more like CNN today. THEIR top story this morning was Brooke Shields slamming Tom Cruise over his comments on psychology!
Someone shoot me already.....
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cat fishes you!
So let me get this straight....
1. Catch Fish
2. Eat Fish
3. Negotiate to release Fish
4. ???
5. Fish dies.
I think there's some confusion in the chain of events here, or environmentalists are unfamiliar with the side-effects of being eaten.
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They ate the damn thing!
Might this big BBQ grill be big enough to grill 'em?!? ;-)
Snopes should have an article on this any day now.
I don't want articles like this to waste my time here! What's next, photoshop contests? Let Fark.com handle this shit and give me more tech news, please.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Holy grizzle-fish batman. Sorry couldn't help it.
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Male grizzlys weigh up to 1200 pounds. Females weigh in at 700. I think the author meant, as big as a black bear.
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ok, so a huge fish is mildly interesting. but what the hell does it have to do with geeks and news for nerds? we dont give a damn. give us geek news you bastards.
I've heard the same from somebody whose brother in law was a diver for a couple days on the Ohio River. The guy said he as going to try to move this tree trunk away from the lock and when he put his arms around it, it swam away. That was his last day on the job. Note that the mud and silt in the river makes for very poor visibility, so it wasn't like he could easily see it was a giant fish. Visibility is only a couple feet or so down there.
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I SCUBA dive and have personally seen catfish as large as big dogs. I have not seen any as big as the one in this article, but I would believe that it is very possible.
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Here's a photo of the Illinois record blue cat (124 pounds), caught this June.
Lots of petrified grits
keep him warm for the day..
set a man on fire,
keep him warm for the rest of his life.
A bottomfeeder. It survives by sucking up the wastes that acrete on the floor of its chosen body of water.
I once caught a 350 pound lawyer.
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When Homer humiliates Marge at a party they've thrown for their friends and neighbors, the only thing that can save their marriage is a weekend retreat for married couples run by Reverend Lovejoy up at Catfish Lake. Marge is determined to fix their marriage, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that lives in the lake. Marge tells Homer that if he really loves her, he won't spend any time fishing, but while taking a walk along the lake one morning, Homer finds himself unable to resist the chance to catch General Sherman. When Marge finds him wrestling the gigantic fish into a boat, she scolds him for lying to her. Homer proves his love for Marge the only way he can: He lets General Sherman go.
I fondly remember 'fish tales' from grandpa and his friends as a kid regarding the White Sturgeon of the Columbia river. Stories of fish so big they could not be pulled into the boat. Records wise a fish pulled out of the water near Vancouver by a gill net was over 1,200 pounds. And the largest ever caught was a white sturgeon supposedly weighing in at over 1,500 pounds, but that was the 1800s and must be regarded appropriately. Now you rarely get larger than 400 pounds.
On a side note a 640 pound sturgeon was found dead in Lake Washington (yes this is the lake largely IN the city of Seattle) in the mid 1980s. This caused quite a hubbub that even I recall as a kid. A 5 1/2 foot long sturgeon was recently caught in the lake by a University of Washington team studying the fish stocks.
I think 646 lbs is more along the lines of a Black Bear. Grizzly bears are much larger, almost the size of a polar bear. I believe that they weigh from 1000-2000 lbs.
Hopefully I didn't put any [] around my words.
I wonder how big the prawns get?
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I'm just sick of people looking for every possible opportunity to rant about how dumb and ridiculous they think Americans are.
Funny that. I'm sick of Americans who need to talk up their country whenever a story related to another country comes up. The original comment is basically useless. Who cares if there are big catfishes in USA, there are big catfishes everywhere, but the biggest one seen so far is in Thailand.
I for one welcome our new catfish overlords!
He dried the fish, or smoked it or at least cooked it.
Some dried/smoked stuff can last for months.
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In summary, the Mississipi guy needs to provide some evidence that their fish are as big or bigger, or just STFU!
You realize there is "Mississippi" the state and "The Mississippi" which is the largest river in the USA and goes through or along a number of states. The parent said "The Mississippi", not "Mississippi".
...but put into a new Giant Catfish fishing game or something?
Yeah, but those are fish that actually taste good. Have you ever tried eating catfish?
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So I read TFA from National Geogrpahic, and the comments here on Slashdot... granted, I haven't had my morning coffee yet so I my reading comprehension is broken... but how the heck did they catch this thing? I'd imagine a normal rod and reel would be ridiculous,and if they blasted it out of the water, it would've died instantly.
What was the bait... a human?
Imagine trying to Noodling just to have that think jump on your arm! I can't believe "Noodling": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
a noodler goes underwater to depths ranging from only a few feet to up to twenty feet. Placing his hand inside a discovered catfish hole, a noodler uses his arm as bait to entice the fish. If all goes as planned, the catfish will swim forward and latch onto the fisherman's hand and arm.
Ok, now that we've been informed that 1 Grizzly amounts to 646 pounds, could someone PLEASE translate this to European units? How many VW Beetles is this? Sorry, wrong unit. I forgot what is the official mass unit. St. Paul's Dome full of water, maybe?
Nuffsaid
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Don't know about his cat, but Schroedinger is definitely dead.
An interesting quote from this National Geographic article:
Perhaps damming and irrigation practices have contributed more to this fish's decline than overfishing.
fairly common in the iowa/illinois area of the mississippi to hear about giant catfish. Locals often pull up 40-60 pounders. Occasionally, you'll hear a 70 pounder. Any catfish bigger than that is usally near one of the dams.
Divers have reported seeing huge rows of giant catfish between 4 and 6 feet long, with a few growing to almost 8 feet long... just holding their mouth open and sitting on the bottom next to the rollerdams.
Food in one side, crap out the other.....
durring a flood one year, when the floodwater went down, a homeowner found a 60 pound catfish in his basement.
If it was my house.... I'd be like "He followed me home, can we keep him?!"
I'm personally calling BS on this whole story until proven otherwise. I hope Snopes.com and the other hoax websites check it out soon. Just because a few websites have these images doesn't make it true.
Personally, I could care less who has the biggest fish. I'm just sick of people looking for every possible opportunity to rant about how dumb and ridiculous they think Americans are.
My cat is bigger than your fish.
Is that credible enough?
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"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." -- RFC 1925
It's amazing to think that giants like this still swim in some of the world's rivers
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Sturgeon, now that is some tasty fish.
Geez, how off-the-normal topic is this.. but..here is a good area for Sturgeon fishing.
Mass Extinction Underway
The Sixth Extinction
The Holocene Extinction Event
The Current Mass Extinction
The earth, it appears, might be better off without us.
As a born Kentuckian Old Bay Catfish Fry. I remember summer evenings after fishing all day in the family pond eating these and hush puppies, mmmmmmmmmm.
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Some divers, upon seeing them, quit diving that same day.
European rivers have been home to some of the largest catfish ever observed, on par with this Mekong fish. Silurus glanis, which may grow to 3 meters in length, are considered scarce now, as commercial river traffic has apparently injured or killed many of the very large ones.
Don't assume these creatures get so large eating only refuse. They'll dine on dead or injured fish, animal carcasses and have been known to actually go after live prey. At 3 meters/600+ lbs I could imagine one of these capable of devouring a small human.
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"largest freshwater fish ever".... which was promptly eaten.
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Well, I guess I didn't see the "talking up" part enough to be upset about it. Just mentioning it doesn't mean it's being "talked up". Rather I saw the post in questions as an interesting anecdote that I had never heard before. Now I know I don't have to go all the way to Thailand to see a 100lb catfish. Though I do have to go there to see a 600lb catfish. They don't normally get above 20lbs where I live, so both are huge in comparison.
Anyway, I think it's a bit defensive to jump on Americans for talking about America. It is, after all, what they know best. I don't see a problem with Brits responding to stories about the U.S. by saying how things are on their side of the pond, either.
If you don't care about Americans or what goes on in America, well, I understand feeling the post was worthless. But, there are thousands of posts that go up on /. every day that don't provide any sort of insight or trivia about any region or society in the world. Your energy might be better spent chastizing those posters... But I doubt it. Unless you have mod points.
Sure. Catfish is good, although occasionally you'll run into one that tastes of earth. Just be sure to get 'em fresh.
You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
Not so. I'd heard that around here, about catfish at the bottom of Gavin's Point Dam, from my dad, who says an aunt told him, back in the 60's, and an uncle. However, Snopes says otherwise.
I just don't think it's fair that it has become socially appropriate to be prejudiced, as long as it's against Americans.
Heaven forbid the day that humans become so numerous and well-connected that culture becomes homogenized. Who will be left to hate?
You just haven't had catfish prepared correctly. Sit back, kids, as I share with you an age-old family recipe, handed down to me by my great grandpappy, on how to cook the perfect catfish.
The first rule is, you use nothing but natural, untreated, chemical free hickory. You build up a nice big roaring fire with the hickory and let it burn down until all that's left is red hot smoldering coals.
While the fire is burning down, gut the fish, leaving the skin and bones in, and pack it in ice to keep it nice and fresh. Once the fire is ready, take a fresh cut hickory plank, and nail the catfish to it, with a single nail between the eyes. Wrap the fish and board up in aluminum foil, and bury it down in the smoldering embers.
Allow the fish to cook down in the embers for at least an hour, letting the meat get so tender it begins to fall into pieces. Unwrap the foil, pull out the nail, dump the fish in the river, and eat the board. There you go, the best catfish you'll ever have!
I'm going to get my picture of me ridin' a real live full-size Jackelope (not the baby one shown here), make me a press release, and get my story on Slashdot!
That is all.
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I hate to be a pita here, but when there's a kernel of truth in it it isn't prejudice, it's observation. For example:
I spent a while travelling over there a while ago, as my parents were working at the University of Champaign-Urbana. Now, I have the spiffiest English accent. Of all the people I met who tried to guess my nationality, fully 75% thought I was Australian. East coast and west coast and University people made up the 25%, and I'm guessing you're in one of those categories or similar, so I understand your pain.
J.
You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
In Soviet Russia (& SE Asia) fish eats you!
Fifty years ago, I heard rumors there were channel cats this big in the Mississippi River back in the Twenties. Might have been sturgeon, though.
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Holy Carp!
A juvenile grizzly bear, maybe. They can grow to more than 1,500 pounds, more than twice the weight of this unfortunate catfish.
They haul this giant fish out of the water...it takes an hour or more of effort, and they actually thought it would live?
Mental note, leave the endangered giant fish in the water dips$its!
You have Dr. Hogan, the WWF, and a big fish. Hulkamania at its worse or possibly the best?
*wince* I can't imagine mistaking an English accent for an Australian one. Somewhat in their defense, aside from the costal areas and big cities the U.S. is not very culturally diverse. Most of the accents heard by people outside those areas are on TV. Though you'd think with the amount of TV people watch around here, they'd pick up something. They're probably spending too much time with the "reality shows".
Anyway, as you can see, I'm critical as well. I don't really even have a problem with people forming an expectation based on the fact that someone is an American. I just don't think it's fair to act on that expectation, before getting a bit of confirmation. I've been on the receiving end of that too many times. It wastes time and effort, as I typically take time to differentiate myself, and they typically take time to apologize.
have come out under the Freshmeat section?
Personally, I could care less who has the biggest fish.
:)
You should use "couldn't care less" instead of "could care less". If you "could care less" it doesn't specify a particular amount that you care - "I could care less, or I could care more". If you say you "couldn't care less", however, there is no smaller amount that you could care. That's pretty low
</grammar nazi> (sorry...)
One good turn - gets all the covers.
Does anyone know which fishing rod was used to catch that fish? Shame they did not hold it up for the standard fisherman-holding-really-big-fish picture.
Great. So people deliberately fish them out, and they never get a chance to breed a super-species of giant catfish that will conquer humanity once and for all. *sigh* How boring.
Why can't we just let evolution do it's job?
Remember "Bring 'em on"? *sigh
http://fwp.state.mt.us/hunting/records/bodysize.as px
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1,102 lb grizzly taken down in montana
In my opinion there are bigger ones out there too
Peace,
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What would Homer say...?
mmmmm...catfish...
Ummmmmmmmm. Grizzly-sized catfish.
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They usually grow that big in areas with high pollution. Unfortunately, that means that eating them = putting yourself at risk...
-Palal
I recall as a kid back in the 70's in Zanesville, Ohio hearing that divers went looking for something just under the dam (by the 'world' famous Y-Bridge) and came up so scared that they vowed they'd never go back down, saying they saw catfish as big as a volkswagon beetle down there. Always thought if it as a myth, but hey, who knows?
"Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
It's pretty damn fun, I never played the original.
Jaysyn
There is a war going on for your mind.
Speaking of legends: Have you ever heard of noodling? You hold the bait in your fingers and dip your arm deep as possible and let the fish swallow your hand, elbow, arm or whatever. You then deal with it when you get it aboard.
A favorite way to catch large cats so it goes.
Can you imagine?