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  1. Re:We B OS on HP's Strange Obsession With WebOS For Printers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember when an inkjet driver fit on a fucking 3.5 floppy, had pretty much the same print quality, and didn't install a goddamn update service, system tray, and a "helper" app.

    Yes, I am angry about this.

  2. Now that corporations are people... on Slashdot Asks: Whom Do You Want To Ask About 2012's U.S. Elections? · · Score: 1

    Ask GE what is the ROI for a member of congress?

  3. Re:Bust on HP Slate 2: Brilliant or Bust? · · Score: 1

    That's funny, when we did our last physical inventory our Slate 500s ran our ERP system and USB scanner just fine.
    Probably saved us a half a day or more of data entry.

    The apps already exist.

  4. Re:Using tech is Hip, on Is the Maker Movement Making It Cool For Kids To Be Nerds? · · Score: 1

    There is one problem with your horse analogy. Horse people are crazy.

    So technically, yes, you're ignorant but you're also not crazy.

    I don't know about glass blowers. I kinda get a "theater nerd" vibe from those guys.

  5. Uhhhh on R7RS Scheme Progress Report · · Score: 1

    WTH? It's like I opened up "The Two Towers" at page 219 having never read Tolkien before.

  6. Re:So Long Farewell ARGH Goodbye on Tevatron Has Come To the End of Its Run · · Score: 1

    That's what you get for not reading the book :P

  7. Bread Ties on Ask Slashdot: Clever Cable Management? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, definitely, definitely, bread ties. Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.

  8. Re:Sounds like a lot of folks should see jail time on GPS Tracking of State Worker Raises Privacy Issues · · Score: 1

    Can you point us to some of that commentary?

  9. Re:I can't wait . . . on Russia Approves Siberia-Alaska Railway · · Score: 1

    That's simple. Just make the left rail Russian and the right one NA.
    You're welcome.

  10. Re:What about Star Trek? on Samsung Cites 2001: A Space Odyssey In Apple Patent Case · · Score: 1

    Social skills relative to who? Humans or Vulcans?
    I submit that their social skills were just fine on Vulcan or there would be no Vulcans.

  11. Re:Catholics should endorse condoms on Does Religion Influence Epidemics? · · Score: 1

    The Billings method prevents fertilization. It also allows you to know exactly when you can conceive if you are trying to have a child. Stop being an ignorant bigot.

  12. Services and System Tray mandatory penalties on The Death of Booting Up · · Score: 2

    Can we all agree to enforce mandatory penalties for programmers (or their bosses) who create services and systray apps? Something that makes them really think about whether or not it's necessary to put some bloated application in my system tray. I'm thinking a wedgie for unnecessary services and a cock punch for unnecessary tray apps. Apple, Java, Adobe, HP, I'm looking at you... I'll admit that I really want to give the Quicktime developers a cock punch.

  13. Someone needs to patent breathing on Google Patents Telling Time · · Score: 1

    and then sue the government for infringement.

  14. Re:Here's a tip... on The Mathematics of Lawn Mowing · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should work on an algorithm to determine the most efficient method for picking grapes.

  15. Re:Juno got the shaft on NASA Sends Lego Figures to Jupiter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wikipedia says she's "goddess of marriage" so the frying pan makes sense.

  16. Re:Oh fuck Hellenistic period Egypt! on Crowdsourcing Ancient Egyptian Scrolls · · Score: 1

    HA! I read that in Dr. Hawas's voice.

  17. Re:Stupid on Suggesting Innovative Uses For Retired Space Shuttles · · Score: 1

    It's Sunday. All expletives should have a religious context, goddamnit.

  18. Stupid on Suggesting Innovative Uses For Retired Space Shuttles · · Score: 2

    Jesus Christ, that's not even Fark worthy.

  19. Re:barcodes on Lenovo Unveils Android ThinkPad and IdeaPad Slates · · Score: 1

    Try an HP slate w/ a bluetooth scanner. Ours runs Win7 and our ERP system.

  20. Re:Boot Disc on Rootkit Infection Requires Windows Reinstall · · Score: 1

    In all seriousness, and without much in the way of research just yet: why not preemptively install GRUB, or some other boot loader, even if the machine is only a single boot Win system?

    I wouldn't trust that all trace of an MBR- or boot-sector-resident virus is eliminated without something like dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=1024 count=1024. If you have the time, shred -vzn 0 /dev/sda obliterates everything on the disk.

    Amateurs. I wouldn't trust a system without, at least, melting down and reforging the disk platters and then hand coding a new BIOS on punch card.

  21. Now they've removed the bin.laden filter on FBI Shuts Down Major Scareware Gang · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Echelon has more clock cycles available.

  22. You are already a criminal. on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Scrub Pirated Music From My Collection? · · Score: 1

    Now be a good citizen and turn yourself in.

  23. Re:Windows Tablet on Will Microsoft Release Its Own Windows 8 Tablet? · · Score: 1

    I have an HP Slate on my desk right now. It's awesome.
    I have a USB bar code scanner hooked to it that I can use for data collection on our ERP system.
    It costs a fraction of the price of an MC9090.
    It does flash.
    it does firefox +adblock +flashblock +noscript.
    I can hook it up to my to my LCD TV (either wired or wireless USB to HDMI & VGA adapter)

    It is, however, heavy and could have better battery life. I assume the iPad is better on those points.

    I could see my Mom using one of these as her main system with a dock+keyboard+mouse+monitor.

  24. Re:Tabloid trash on BitCoin, the Most Dangerous Project Ever? · · Score: 1

    ...also, never say "Bitcoin" three times while looking into a mirror.

  25. Re:Yet another "ignorant" southerner on Engineers Hijack Libyan Phone Network For Rebels · · Score: 1

    The south is a cesspool of bigotry.
    The women are fat and ugly. The people are rude.
    There's no heavy industry and the coastline is polluted.

    No one should move here^H^H^H^H there.