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  1. Re:Just off the top of my head on How Do You Evaluate a Data Center? · · Score: 1

    Liquid cooled server racks ... Hey! ... Kerosene is a liquid, isn't it?

  2. Re:And finally... on Global Warming Stopped By Adding Lime To Sea · · Score: 1

    Limes! Not Lemons ... you insensitive clod!

    Limes! ... Inside frickin HUGE icecubes! ... with lasers ...

  3. Re:Why the Canadian border? on Aerial Drones To Help Cops In Miami · · Score: 1

    No. To protect our donuts!

  4. Re:Heh. on Ohio Investigating Possible Vote Machine Tampering Last Year · · Score: 1

    I don't think the goal here is to hold 'honest' elections. The goal here is to keep the disenfranchised, uh, disenfranchised!


    I don't think either party cares too terribly much if the other candidate or their cousin slip in a few extra votes in precinct 'x'. Those are known players and that's the way the game goes.


    But with electronic systems we introduce the possibility that a player unknown to either side can influence the outcome not through a hundred nepotistic henchmen, but by simply sitting at their keyboard in China or, god forbid, Cincinatti! That is what gives them nightmares.

  5. Re:Causalitie's unfair. on An Epidemic of Snooping · · Score: 1

    Not really.

    In the old days, AT&T (and, I suspect, other utility companies) had a separate credit class code they used for local bigwigs and politicians.

    That code was used to keep those people from getting the "Pay up or we'll cut off your service" calls ... no matter whether they paid their bills or not. I seriously doubt any of that was reported to any credit service either, so there isn't going to be any impact to their credit rating.

  6. Replication rather than Telepresence on Monkey's Thoughts Make Robot Walk · · Score: 1

    Others have already pointed out the implications of the delay. So it's not 'telepresence'. In fact, I would suggest that the monkey received no feedback other than seeing a video of the robot.

    Sounds more like a replication application where one worker assembles parts at one workstation and 500 robots wired to the worker assemble identical items at their identically furnished stations ... a different kind of application.

    A 'marching army of monkeys' application!

  7. Re:TrueCrypt's method is not detectable on First Use of RIPA to Demand Encryption Keys · · Score: 1

    A truly awesome application!

    I especially like the option where, if the forensic folks play the block backwards, it chants "Paul is dead"!

  8. Re:software as a service is successful on The Downsides of Software as Service · · Score: 1
    Yes, you have to be worried about losing your documents. ... However, if someone provides you with excellent up time and reliability, why can't you trust them?

    Because it's a central point of failure for theft. Successful SAAS would be a very tempting target. Successful SAAS would also, no doubt, lead to more wonderful stories involving interns and station wagons full of plain text tapes.

    Maybe what we really want is unsuccessful SAAS? Bingo! Profit!


    sig withheld on advice from counsel and melody from Cowsills

  9. Re:Land of the Free, Indeed on Congress Debating "No-Work" Database · · Score: 1
    You mean like hacking in and adding W's name and SSN? ... Or merging in a database of every lawyer, politician, police officer in the country?

    Hell, just merging in the phone books for major metropolitan areas ... Nope. Can't think of anything like that ever happening.

  10. Re:actually, I played a disclaimer before taping i on Anti-Spam Suits and Booby-Trapped Motions · · Score: 1

    Awesome, dawg!

    Heck, just tieing their shoes together would have been great.

    But to sneak up and tie their briefs together?

    Whoa! You Rock!

  11. Re:The police ought to follow the law. on Police Objecting to Tickets From Red-Light Cameras · · Score: 1

    Correction. Are you sure you didn't mean "when on OR OFF duty."?

    To some people being a cop means never getting another traffic ticket - ever. (Of course, to *some* people being a cop means having better underworld connections than the general public.)

    ... and that goes for their little dogs too! Cops can get 'Mom of cop' badges, 'Wife of cop' badges, 'Brother of cop' badges. All kinds of things to extend courtesies and privileges to the rest of their family too.

    Some might say this kind of thing is a natural consequence of how we pay and value folks who do that kind of work. Perhaps the equivalent of taking pens and paperclips home from the office. A perk. Or perhaps a consequence of the kinds of people this kind of job attracts. It's just not all that surprising.

  12. Re:Obligatory bad virus joke on Data Storing Bacteria Could Last Millennia · · Score: 1

    Sorry. My Bad. I got homework problem #3 wrong ... storing it in the the bacteria caused it to mutate and grow to giant proportions. Then it ate France!

    Maybe I can do some extra credit work?

  13. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science on Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans · · Score: 1

    I disagree. I have seen Kurt Godel's work paraphrased as 'there are statements in math that we cannot prove or disprove'. That would appear to be a 3rd, indeterminate, case.

  14. Re:weaponization unlikely on Remote Control for Humans? · · Score: 1

    you'd have to figure out how to attatch electrodes behind the lobes of someone's ears at range -- and i challenge anyone to figure out how to do THAT

    Too easy dude!

    Attach them to the ear pieces on a special edition "Neener-neener" iPod. The enemy will pay *you* to control them!

    Or better yet, pay me, after all - it was my idea. ;-P

  15. Re:What does this say about evolution? on Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Lizards and "regenerating" reptiles generally don't generate scar tissue. Instead, in response to an injury their body slowly regrows the damaged part.

    Just chiming in as a former zoo docent to note (1) that skin injuries (burns and cuts) to lizards and snakes *can* often leave scars, and (2) that the regrown reptile part, (generally a lizard tail), does not usually regen as an exact duplicate of the original.

    It's actually pretty easy to spot a lizard with a regrown tail. The texture, color, and size are generally different from the original.

    Any word from TFA on whether the amazing mice had similar issues?


    "She offered her honor, he honored her offer and all night long it was honor and offer."
  16. This is what the world needs! on Drug Reverses Effects of Sleep Deprivation · · Score: 3, Funny

    More efficient monkeys! I took the grandkids to the zoo recently and the dang monkeys were only operating at 68% effectiveness. Stupid zoo. A little money spent on ex717 and those monkeys could easily have been an extra 15-20% more effective! Hmmmm, I imagine they'll need a bigger dose for the hippo though.

  17. Re:All your homework are belong to us. on Your Homework is Play Video Games · · Score: 1

    Sorry man, couldn't do my homework ... f-ing dog ate my joystick!