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  1. Re:The merged company name will be . . . on Cringely Posits Adobe's Purchase by Apple · · Score: 1

    Come on... Adopple is a cool name! Appobe too!

  2. I think this begs the bigger question... on New Internet Regulation Proposed · · Score: 1

    ... why are we so uptight about nudity in this country?

  3. Are you serious? on The Future of Innovation At Stake? · · Score: 1

    This case is still going on? Hasn't it been like 12 years or some-such-retardly-long-time?

    I can picture the headline now... "Microsoft defeats EU, forces them to use Outlook as punishment..."

    ... at which point I will turn back to playing DNF on the Phantom ...

  4. Re:he needs it.. duh on Amazon.com, The Bodyguard · · Score: 1

    Everybody forgets the trusty pistol...

    You know, with a good hex editor, the pistol in Doom II was 1000 round per second swath of death and gibbing... not to mention it sounded like an old crotchety woman farting when you fired it!

  5. Re:How long til MS blocks this? on Google OneBox Hooks up With Enterprise Apps · · Score: 2, Funny

    You incorrectly assume that MS updates their products...

    Even a 'critical flaw' like allowing Google to access Exchange will take nine months and three KB articles before it will be 'fixed'...

  6. Re:Automatic response, automatic lawsuit on Mysterious 'Forcefield' Tested on US Tanks · · Score: 1

    You assume that the US Military can be sued... I will laugh when some football game gets massacred because Private Doofus threw a tight spiral at the tank...

  7. The problem with software patents... on Paul Graham on Patents · · Score: 1
    is the length of time granted. Twenty years may make sense for something that is a physical product and takes time to manufacture, market, sell, and support... but with software, the cash-cow timeline is much shorter. I think if you just granted software patents for 3-5 years, you'd see two things happen.

    First, the potential payoff window is so small that it becomes not worth the lawyers' time/money to file frivolous lawsuits. Since a normal patent case seems to take years in court (NTP and RIM), by the time it was settled, the patent would be expiring anyway.

    Second, you see a lot fewer patents getting filed in the first place, because the protections offered wouldn't always be worth it.

    Personally, I think that if your innovation is novel enough to qualify for a patent in the first place, then it shouldn't be so obvious as to be easily duplicated by your competitors. Hence, you should always have a competitive advantage as long as your don't become complacent and get yourself overtaken. In either case, the end user still ends up with the best product.

  8. Re:Veeroos on Viruses Engineered to Construct Batteries · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I actually found it more amusing how grammatically inept I was...

  9. In other news... on AT&T Forwarding All Internet Traffic to NSA? · · Score: 1

    NSA and DHS merge to form Minitrue... doubleplusgood!

  10. Re:C'mon FTC on FTC Levies Fine Against Big-league Spammers · · Score: 1

    The FTC doesn't have to jail spammers or shut down their 'business' to make them stop. The only reason to send spam is to profit from the retards that buy the stuff they are selling. If you levy steep enough fines, spamming becomes uneconomical. Sure, there will still be script kiddies out there sending spam from zombies just to be pricks, but its way easier to filter out a bunch of 'I pwnd j00' emails than it is to filter out unsolicited quasi-realistic product advertisements and sophisticated phishing attempts.

    That said, anyone up for forming some kind of international death squad to mercilessly hunt and kill spammers?

  11. Re:Veeroos on Viruses Engineered to Construct Batteries · · Score: 1

    Man, I totally ruined my attempt at humor by using the wrong 'your'... pretend I said 'your' ...

    I can already tell today is going to rock...

  12. Veeroos on Viruses Engineered to Construct Batteries · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, viruses that create batteries... you're iPod wants AIDS!

  13. Wifi for the poor... on Google/Earthlink Wins San Francisco WiFi Deal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Chances are that no one will read this because I am languishing in Bad Karma Hell, but just wondering... why provide this great free WiFi in the name of the poor? Did someone miss the fact that you need a computer to get on the net? City wide WiFi is a great idea and all... but it helps the middle class more than anyone. Unless you bundle it with some kind of computer giveaway or those fabled $100 laptops, it's not going to be the 'great internet equalizer' or lead to any kind of social equity...

  14. 1280x720? on Going To Boot Camp · · Score: -1, Troll
    Far Cry, for example, autodetected very low settings, but it ran without a hitch when I bumped the resolution up to 1280 by 720, with all visual quality options set to 'High.'

    *stares at 2048x1536*

    People still run 1280? No wonder all these websites are tiny...

  15. Re:Email on Why Email Is Still The Most Adopted Collaboration Tool · · Score: 0

    I hope for your sake you told him the reason the 500mb file wouldn't attach in because of a short between the chair and the keyboard...

  16. DNF? on Duke Nukem Forever Reviewed · · Score: 0

    My morning...

    *wake up*

    dum de dum... /.!

    DNF is coming out?!?

    *hell freezes over*

    *pigs fly through room*

    *monkeys begin streaming out of butt*

    *universe implodes as fundamental law of vapourware is violated*

    Thanks a lot /. ... just had to go destroy the universe... I hope you are proud of yourself...

  17. Re:It's getting old on SQL on Rails Launched · · Score: 0

    Blasphemy! You are in time out Mister! Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done! I for one welcome our Pink Pony Overlords...

  18. Re:If the US Govt is so worried about it... on Lenovo Under U.S. Probe for Spying · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the Democratic Party!

  19. Re:If the US Govt is so worried about it... on Lenovo Under U.S. Probe for Spying · · Score: 0

    This is how our government works... first you save 12 cents here and then you spend $12 Billion on something else... kind of like cutting a few million from the Peace Corps in the name of fiscal responsibilty and then asking for another $80 billion for Iraq... I can't help but wonder what the world would be like if we gave $80 billion to the Peace Corps... Yeah, probably just get wasted on hippy love projects anyway... w00t JDAMs!

  20. Re:Revivalization on Japan's Gaming History Now Safe · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thankfully, here in America, our government isn't completely controlled by large corporations... er... what?

  21. Re:I stopped using hotmail on Hotmail On Your Desktop · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, wasn't Hotmail just a phase in high school? I think it was right between Mambo #5 and the Y2K 'Crisis'...

  22. Oh god not a collision! on Unmanned Aerial Drones Coming Soon Above U.S. · · Score: 0
    But what happens when lots of relatively dumb drones have to share airspace with aircraft carrying passengers?
    Somehow I think that a 747 could hit a dozon UAVs without even noticing... unless the UAV somehow flew into one of the engines... but hey, that is what redundancy is for right?
  23. Re:Is this really needed ? on Bluetooth Gets a Speed Boost · · Score: 0

    is there really a need for it when we now have WiFi which has a better range? Obviously you haven't tried to backup all your porn before... We have WRT-54g routers that are client bridged, but when it comes to the porn, best to break out the ethernet cable... because otherwise it takes hours... WiFi needs best-case, routers-sitting-on-top-of-each-other, clear-skies, low-tide, happy-music-playing, world-peace-and-end-of-poverty type conditions in order to actually hit 54mbps... and even then I think you would have to sell your soul to Satan... I for one welcome our UWB Overlords...

  24. We get it already... on Sysadmin Toolbox Top Ten · · Score: 0, Troll

    What is more annoying? A 17 year old trying to sound knowledgeable and important? Or that time you read the 43rd comment in a row about Bittorrent not being a Sysadmin tool? The real irony is that all you repetitive pricks are probably 14 yourselves...