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  1. Re:Slashdotted while still red on MacBook Pro Benchmarks · · Score: 1
    Maybe they should benchmark web servers next.

    They're already doing it. What better stress test than a slashdotting? In a week we'll see another article about which servers exploded and killed half the IT department, and which merely melted and had to be replaced.

  2. Re:Interoperability on MS Unveils Office 2007, Multiple Versions · · Score: 1

    Given Office's previous capabilites, even with itself....I don't think you have much to worry about. ^_^

  3. Re:Backup on UNIX Security: Don't Believe the Truth? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So if an OS is to make a daily backup of user's home directory (or My Documents) automatically and locks it away (until emergency) from user access...

    Who determines what the emergency is? The system itself? If there really is an "emergency," will the system even be in a state to realize it? The last thing users need is to be lulled into a sense of security by automatic backups that can't be retrieved when you really need them.

  4. Re:And... what? How much will this cost? on Balloon Based Wireless Floated · · Score: 1

    Apparently they will pay bounties for people to bring the eqipment back. According to TFA, it can be used and reused "unless it lands in a lake or gets run over by a truck."

  5. Re:Why fucking bother? on Cardiac Patch for a Broken Heart · · Score: 1

    Ah, he's just upset that his "O" key is broken.

  6. Video games made him do it! on Teen Charged With Harassing Thompson · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we're to believe Jack Thompson, the games are to blame. Why, then, did they arrest the kid? It's certainly not his fault. GTA made him do it.

  7. Re:Aaaargh, stop proving his point. on Teen Charged With Harassing Thompson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly. We need to send a different message. Instead of "If I ever meet you, I'll kick your ass!" people need to be saying, "If I ever meet you, I'll explain my position to you in a calm and reasonable voice, and attempt to illustrate why I believe that your opinions, valid though they may be, are wrong!" They may then bake him a plate of raisin roundees in an attempt to sway him.

  8. Beta still working... on I2hub Shutdown Due to Legal Pressure · · Score: 1

    So, I just opened up my copy of i2hub, and saw the RIP message. Then I continued my downloading as usual. The old client can't connect to its default hub, but the beta which was released a few weeks ago seems to still be working fine.

  9. Nooooo!!! on I2hub Shutdown Due to Legal Pressure · · Score: 1
    Oh, the humanity! As a poor college student, how will I get my music and pornography now!?

    Well...okay, I can probably get porn somewhere on the Internet. But still, I mourn the passing of i2hub.

  10. Re:Free but more details needed on Classic TV for Free Download · · Score: 1
    In related news, Firefox 1.07 would crash on loading TFA, but 1.5RC2 doesn't seem to have a problem with it.

    I'm using 1.0.7 and didn't have a problem. An extension issue, perhaps?

  11. Oh noes!! on Bill Gates' Doom Video From 1995 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Call Jack Thompson -- obviously these violent games have had a detrimental effect on our corporate overlords. I hear that these days they're even throwing chairs around.

  12. Re:Hmm on Autonomic Code not About Replacing Humans · · Score: 0

    What? I don't think anyone is worried about body snatchers. The point of the article is that people can potentially lose their jobs which is obviously a major concern here. No one is claiming that you're going to disappear from the face of the Earth and be replaced with a Speak n' Spell.

  13. Re:How soon on 18 Megapixel Game World Maps · · Score: 0

    Forget computer screens, how soon can I play Zelda on that thing? Though I guess the screen would still have to change for the dungeons...

  14. Just Like A PC on Halo 1 And 2 In Hi-Def On 360 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The best way to describe it is that both games look like they're running on a PC at those resolutions."

    To further maintain this illusion, Microsoft has said that the games will randomly crash to a faux "desktop" and occasionally display a Blue Screen of Death, requiring the system to be restarted.

    In related news, MS recently announced the addition of Clippy to the multiplayer modes. "It looks like you're trying to pwn n00bz..."

  15. Wait.... on 3 Million 360s In 3 Months? · · Score: 0

    I'm confused. Is there going to be a shortage (http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/11/07 /2036259&tid=211) of 360s, or are they going to sell three million of them? Does three million systems constitute a "shortage"?

  16. But will they be good? on The Return of Storied Adventures? · · Score: 0
    From TFA:

    "Rather than getting a Grim Fandango or a Monkey Island, 3 or 4 times a decade, now we can touch those people 3 or 4 times a year."

    But will they "touch us" in a good way? I'd much rather have Grim Fandango or Monkey Island a few times a decade than a steaming pile of crap a few times a year. Don't get me wrong, if they can put out games on that level then I'll be the first one buying. But I have to wonder if they can sustain the quality that we've come to expect from those types of games.

  17. Simple on OMG Girlz Don't Exist On Teh Intarweb! · · Score: 4, Funny
    The problem is that the type of guy who spends most of his life on the Internet probably doesn't have much "female interaction" to begin with. So when this guy meets a girl online, his initial reaction will be disbelief.

    Note that this initial disbelief may soon be followed by, "OMG BOOBZ!!1!" so caution is advised.

  18. This will probably only be for Windows PCs on Intel Slashes Computer Startup Times · · Score: 5, Funny
    Windows User: Hooray! Now that my computer boots in six seconds, my productivity will be way up!

    Linux User: Boo...ting? Oh...that thing I had to do when I first plugged it in. Gotcha.

  19. Re:Loud Noise on Noise Cancelling in Software? · · Score: 1
    Tired of those loud squealing sounds coming from your speakers every time you run cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp? Then try our NEW noise-canceling software! Guaranteed to produce complete silence! Now you can run cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp without all that distracting sound!

    "I bought this product and deployed it throughout my company. Now when my employees dump random data to their speakers, I don't hear a thing! Brilliant!"

    Get your urandom-to-dsp noise canceler today! Only $59.95! Order now!

  20. Re:But that is what I like...Parody... on Dissecting Songs Down to Their 'Musical Genome' · · Score: 2, Informative
    But it's based on music not content...

    Exactly. It's designed to find songs that are musically similar. Don't knock it for what it's not supposed to be.

  21. Re:Um..it's matches the music but not the "song" on Dissecting Songs Down to Their 'Musical Genome' · · Score: 1

    Weird Al might be a bad choice for a seed in something like this, because his songs vary so much. What genre is Weird Al? Rock? Country? Disco? Polka? He's done a little bit of everything, so analyzing Al's songs like this is going to give you, guess what, a little bit of everything. I suspect you might get better results if you gave it a more concrete example of what you like.