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  1. Re:Jobs going fast! Sign up now! Only 2.3 mln left on Increased US Broadband Adoption Could Create 2.4 Million Jobs · · Score: 1


    1) Comcast traffic filterer
    2) MPAA P2P network monitor
    3) DMCA takedown notices writer
    4) RIAA fake torrent uploader
    5) Botnet senior manager
    6) Senior wiretap installer


    7. Bandwidth usage tax adjuster.

  2. Re:Dead Sea on Possibility of Life On Mars Looking More Remote · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's a frozen dustball now. Many years ago, who knows? And Earth was supposed to have had a poisonous atmosphere a long time ago (similar to the one we're trying to create nowadays :-)

  3. Dead Sea on Possibility of Life On Mars Looking More Remote · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suppose it hasn't occurred to them that the rover might be in a Martian equivalent of the Dead Sea? There are plenty of inhospitable places on Earth, too.

  4. I can just imagine it on Star Trek-like 'Phraselator' Helps Police · · Score: 1

    "My hovercraft is full of eels"

    WHAT??

  5. Buried on Sears Installs Spyware · · Score: 1

    Page 10 of a 54 page document? Sears must be Douglas Adams fans!

    This reminds me of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, where it was pointed out that the public plans for the hyperspace bypass were to be found in the bottom drawer of a locked filing cabinet, stuck upside-down, in a disused toilet with a sign on the door saying 'BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!'

  6. Tin Foil Hat on Should Apple Give Back Replaced Disks? · · Score: 1

    ...Hand me mine, please.

  7. Third party on People Were More Likely To Google Themselves This Year · · Score: 3, Funny

    I much prefer having other people google me. So much more satisfying.

  8. I'm fine then. on Copy That Floppy, Lose Your Computer · · Score: 1

    My computers don't have floppy drives :-)

  9. WD-40 on Chefs As Chemists · · Score: 3, Funny

    Okay, hands up those who read that as WD-40.

  10. Cool! on Open-Source 3D Printer Lets Users Make Anything · · Score: 1

    I can make *anything*? I've been waiting for years for a transwarp drive.

  11. Re:Nero on Simon Pegg to Play Scotty · · Score: 1

    I bow to your superior knowledge!

    Let me rephrase: Maybe the screenplay is masturbatory :-)

  12. Nero on Simon Pegg to Play Scotty · · Score: 1

    So the villain is called Nero, eh?

    I suppose violins will be well represented on the soundtrack.

  13. Rigged jury on Verdict Reached In RIAA Trial · · Score: 1

    This smells of corruption. The RIAA probably threatened to give each jury member 100 copies of the latest Britney CD.

  14. Most screens already have this feature on LCD Screen With Embedded Optical Sensors · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you need is the right software to access it. Fortunately, there are several websites out there that allow you to do this - e.g. amazingcamera.com

  15. Security feature on Vista Bug Costs Users In Swedish Town Their Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is another example of how Vista has better security than previous Windows releases. It won't let you connect to the internet, by design. Another problem solved!

  16. Completely useless on Assyrian, Babylonian, Sumerian Translator Created · · Score: 4, Funny

    It doesn't even have a translation for "cheezburger", let alone "bukkit"...

  17. Sad on AT&T Stops 'Time', Ends An Era · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sad to see this go. I didn't use it very much but it was kind of reassuring that it was there. Okay, I'm crazy!

    I once answered the phone at work, and found that the call was the speaking clock. Weird... folks told me it was probably returning all the past calls I'd placed to it.

  18. Bigelow? on Bigelow Aerospace Fast-Tracks Manned Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    Bigelow Aerospace. The tea that launched a thousand spaceships?

  19. Too many functions on Microsoft Says Your Phone is Your Next PC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't a phone just be a phone any more? I don't want a phone that's a PDA, camera, voice recorder, makes the dinner, advises me on my psychoses, and so on. I just want it to be a phone, darn it!

  20. Mirrordot link to cached article on 12 Laws Every Blogger Needs to Know · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sinfe TFA is slashdotted, here's the mirrordot link:

    http://www.mirrordot.org/stories/8d350aa16dcfd9cf6 c191eacab9214c8/index.html

  21. Inappropriate use of technology is the problem on Can Technology Fix the Health Care System? · · Score: 1

    The most significant problem with modern Western health care is not the technology per se, it's the inappropriate use of it. It's all too tempting for doctors to order more and more sophisticated tests whereas, in reality, "take an aspirin and see me in the morning" would do. It's great to have access to the latest, expensive, whiz-bang technology; but it the majority of cases it isn't appropriate, nor needed. There's a similar story for antibiotics - use these prophylactically and you eliminate the odd 0.1% infection rate (until the bugs become resistant). Either our doctors need to cool it with the technology a little, or the population as a whole has to realize that it some want to stay alive for a little longer, it's going to cost everyone very dearly.

    The other problem with our health care system is that there are too many costly administrators. But that's another story.

  22. Charge! on How to Turn A Music Lover to Piracy · · Score: 1

    Well, it certainly looks like Rhino wants him to pay through the nose :-)

  23. How will this affect gmail.com? on Google "Loses" Gmail in Europe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is BS. How does this affect gmail.com, registered in the US? As far as I can see, anyone anywhere in the world can sign up a gmail.com account without prejudice. The company is based in the US; they're not marketing gmail.de, it's gmail.com. It's not even g-mail.com. How can the EU prevent its citizens using gmail.com, and require that they use g-mail.de (or whatever) instead?

  24. Re:I don't believe this. on At Least 25 Million Americans Pirate Movies · · Score: 1

    Oops, didn't RTFH properly. Make that 25 million people. I still don't believe it though.

  25. I don't believe this. on At Least 25 Million Americans Pirate Movies · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I really can't believe a figure of 18% of the US population. That's something like 60 million people. Considering scads of folks are still on dial-up, they must have been downloading the darned things for DAYS (only to find the crc is bad at the end of the download anyway...)