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  1. Re:Al Gore to visit China and rescue Google on China Warns Google To Obey Or Leave · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hillary has asked Al to go to China to recover Google and the internet he created from the hands of the evil dictatorship of the Chinese people.

    I thought they were sending him over to turn off the internet and put China in internet time out until they can play nice and stop hacking everyone.

  2. Re:Protecting rights on China Warns Google To Obey Or Leave · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We are at war with Google. We have always been at war with Google."

    Double plus good comment.

  3. Re:Suicide? on Accidental Wii Suicide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please detail all the circumstances when you have needed to defend yourself from your government.

    We're waiting.

    You are aware of how the USA came into existence, right?

  4. Re:Suicide? on Accidental Wii Suicide · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm sure I must be misunderstanding you. If the safety is engineered such that a 3-year-old child can discharge the weapon in any case, then it's not a safety.

    A safety on fire arms are meant to keep the gun from discharging when dropped, de-cocking or while being unloaded. They are not meant to keep kids from discharging fire arms, that is what gun locks and safes are for.

  5. Re:No way was this an accident on Unboxing the Fake Intel Core i7-920 · · Score: 1

    Someone who wanted to pull a couple of hundred processors out of the supply chain. By making fake boxes and shipping them they might be able to hide at what point they were stolen.

    Who ever did this probably did not expected their decoys to make it as far as they did. It more likely that the fakes were meant to cover up the theft just long enough to get away with the goods. At best they probably thought the switch would go unnoticed for a couple of days. They are probably laughing their asses off about decoys to make it all the way to the very end of the retail chain, i.e. being shipped to customers.

  6. Re:When Signed/Unsigned Strikes on Bizarre Droid Auto-Focus Bug Revealed · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm hoping I can adapt this patch to my wife's integers too.

    You married a Fembot too?

  7. Re:When Signed/Unsigned Strikes on Bizarre Droid Auto-Focus Bug Revealed · · Score: 1

    If you worry about telling a joke will offend someone, then you will never tell a joke because someone will always be offended. At best you can only aim to have your jokes make more people laugh than cringe.

  8. Re:LOL on Hands-On Look At the BlackBerry Storm 2 · · Score: 1

    I don't know why you think that but it's not true. At work and on personal phones I have swapped sim cards between AT&T phones on a regular basis . They like to have the IMEI number so they know what kind of phone you have and can track it if stolen but that's about it.

    Also you can't clone newer SIM cards. They fixed the flaw that allowed you to do it in the past.

  9. Good morning Jim on A Video Ad, In a Paper Magazine · · Score: 1

    Looks like one of the Mission Impossible guys decided to go work for an ad agency. :-P

  10. Re:No way on Major Carriers Shun Broadband Stimulus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I second that. I know in my area Verizon's roll out of FIOS was delayed by two or three years because they wanted Washington state to subsidize something like 70% of the infrastructure upgrade cost.

  11. Re:At what point... on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1

    They probably modeled it after the jock that beat them up in high school.

    I went to school with that guy, you insensitive clod!

  12. Re:Test This Claim: on English DJ Claims Wi-Fi Allergy · · Score: 1

    Why do we report bizarre claims to Slashdot without requiring the scientific method to be applied.

    If I claim to be psychic and to be able to use ESP to read emails out of thin air, does qualify for the front page of Slashdot?

    If you have to ask... you must be new round here.. :-)

    I knew you'd say that!

  13. Re:Rip-off on IronKey Unveils Self-Destructing USB Flash Drive · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe the self-destruct is triggered by unauthorized attempts to access. While your way is cheaper I suspect that rubber banding your usb drive to a hammer with a note that says "In case of theft please smash drive" is somewhat less effective due the lack of ethics most thieves posses.

  14. What!?! on IronKey Unveils Self-Destructing USB Flash Drive · · Score: 1

    No retina scan authentication? LAME

  15. Re:Car crash on New Lithium-Air Battery Delivers 10 Times the Energy Density · · Score: 1

    My brother is going to be a fire fighter in the Seattle area. I have a feeling car crashes are going to be a lot tougher to deal with in 5 to 10 years.

  16. TV comercial in the making on Mystery of the Missing Sunspots, Solved? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Here I was thinking the sun was finally was done with puberty or discovered Clearasil... I was way off.

  17. In other news... on Passengers Cheat Flu Scan With Fever Reducers · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news it was discovered that vampires are able to raise their body temperature high enough to fool heat cameras meant to detect the undead by drinking a gallon of hot coffee right before they pass the cameras.

  18. Re:Some information would be nice. on 7-inch Android Netbook From GNB · · Score: 1

    can't you just turn the computer upside down and shake it till the button is visible?

    Isn't that the reboot command?

  19. Re:Car analogy on External Airbag Designed to Protect Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    In the ongoing spirit of computer/car comparisons, I suggest we install an airbag on computers to deploy when inept users approach in the hope of repelling them.

    Actually, maybe I'll just put one of these on the entrance to my cubicle to keep the salesmen away.

    I installed electrodes that deliver a mild shock when they do something bad and a little treat dispenser for when they do something right.

    Operant conditioning FTW.

  20. Re:Logitech fancy bluetooth mouses on Bluetooth Versus Wireless Mice · · Score: 1

    I like that the mouse's dimensions are "100 Pounds".

  21. Re:This is good news for web developers. on IE8 Released As Critical Update For XP · · Score: 1

    I work for a medium sized accounting firm 1,000+ people. We are upgrading to IE 8 in a couple of months.

  22. Re:Crazy on Brazilian Pirates Hijack US Military Satellites · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm licensed for the HAM General class. The answer is yes, you can use a HAM radio with out a license as long as you don't transmit. In case of an emergency you don't even have to be licensed transmit to obtain help.

  23. In other news... on US Military Issuing iPod Touches To Soldiers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Senators were heard saying quote:"These iPhones have become quite useful to the military. I guess it was a good thing we bought a couple to try out even thought they can't really 'jailbreak' you if you get caught taking bribes.

  24. Re:Another one that comes to mind on The Perils of Pointless Innovation In Games · · Score: 1

    Geez, man, your first version was fine. If it ain't broke...

    Good point. *heads off to find job as a game programmer* :-P

  25. Another one that comes to mind on The Perils of Pointless Innovation In Games · · Score: 1

    Now that I think about it "A solution in search of a problem" is probably a better saying.