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  1. Re:Zeno on The Doomsday Clock Is Moved Closer To Midnight · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's when Dick Clark goes on TV live from Time Square.

  2. Re:OT: What's the "Solar Meridian"? on First Four Exoplanets of 2012 Discovered · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon#Origins As I understand it, the earth and sun line up with the center of the galaxy every year, and 2012 will be the first time in 25,800 years that this will happen on the winter solstice. This happens to coincide with the end of a 144,000 day cycle in the Mayan calendar.

  3. Re:Forgive the obvious question - no trunk? on Ask Slashdot: Protecting Tech Gear From Smash-and-Grab Theft? · · Score: 1

    Minivan, Subaru Legacy, or SUV (Since daycare was mentioned)

  4. My theory... on HP Making webOS Open Source · · Score: 5, Funny

    HP leadership is now using a Magic 8 Ball to make all their decisions.

  5. Re:math on NASA Missing Hundreds of Moon Rocks · · Score: 1

    Maybe the 30 years weren't consecutive. For example, they could gone missing in 1970, been found in 1985, and lost again in 1995.

  6. Re:Just a matter of time... on MIT Algorithm Predicts Red Light Runners · · Score: 2

    There will always be people who will push the limits. When the US speed limit was 55mph, people drove 65. Speed limits have been raised to 60 in some places, people drive 70 there. Where the limit is 65, people drive 75.

    If you make the yellow longer, people will get used to it and run yellow lights that they would have stopped for before. If you make the yellow last 60 seconds, you'll have a lot of people waiting 50 seconds longer than safety requires and some people will still run through it after 59.99999 seconds.

  7. The Canadians will be OK with this... on Toronto School Bans Hard Balls · · Score: 2

    as long as they're still allowed to play hockey.

  8. Re:Total gibberish locally... on Failures Mark First National Test of Emergency Alert System · · Score: 1

    It sounds like you got the Lady Gaga song

  9. or maybe... on A Cognitive Teardown of Angry Birds · · Score: 1

    it's like the game in the ST:TNG episode (the one where Wesley Crusher saved the Enterprise)

  10. It could be very confusing... on Apple Threatens Bistro Over "AppleADay" Name · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that a lot of Apple fans have gone to AppleADay.com hoping to subscribe to a service that would sell them a new iThing every day just so they could be sure to always have the latest and greatest.

  11. Re:I thought... on Is Perl Better Than a Randomly Generated Programming Language? · · Score: 1

    Larry Wall came up with Perl on purpose.
    He is well known for having a wierd sense of humor.

  12. To quote Barbie: on Why Economic Models Are Always Wrong · · Score: 1

    "Math is hard."

  13. Re:2012-12-21 on In Bolivia, a Supervolcano Is Rising · · Score: 1

    The space aliens took the Mayans all over the place. Cmon dude, READ A BOOK!

  14. Re:actual translation on Copiale Cipher Decoded · · Score: 1

    "Never going to give you up, Never going to break you down..."

  15. Re:Disappointing on T-Rex Bigger and Hungrier Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Kodiak bears (and Polar bears) are the largest modern land carnivores (whales are a lot bigger).

  16. That's very pre-9/11 on iPhone 4 Prototype Finder Gets Probation · · Score: 2

    In the post-9/11 world you should assume it's a terrorist plot of some kind. Call Homeland Security immediately. They will cordon off the park, blow up the wallet, set up check points, and do body scans on everybody going in or out of the park.

  17. Re:This has happened before.. on US Drone Fleet Hit By Computer Virus · · Score: 1

    "protected archives?"

  18. Re:Oh goodie! on Satellite Glitch Leaves Northern Canada In the (Internet) Dark · · Score: 1
    Most songs by the band Rush sound alike!

    (phew, I've been wanting to get that off my chest for a long time)

  19. Upcoming book: on Spock Gives Up the Con · · Score: 1

    I am not Spock again

  20. Is it Free as in "Freedom"? on Deadline Approaches For Registration In Stanford's Free CS Classes · · Score: 1

    I don't think so. If I sign up for the database class, the professor will expect me to learn about databases (even if I'd rather learn about something else).

  21. Re:Sorry, I don't see the issue. on Judge Rules Boss's "Firing Contest" Created a Hostile Work Environment · · Score: 1

    He's encouraging employees to waste office supplies. Very unprofessional.

  22. Re:Here's a little more info from the paywalled li on Children Helped Decorate Prehistoric Caves of France · · Score: 2

    "This why we not have nice things"

  23. Can't Keep Johnny Down on Ask They Might Be Giants About Almost 30 Years of Music · · Score: 1

    I've heard "Can't Keep Johnny Down" isn't about either of you. Is there any chance it's about your current opening act Jonathan Coulton ?

  24. Good to hear it on Sesame Street Begins Teaching Math and Science · · Score: 1

    Maybe Murray can figure out the neutrino thing.

  25. My phone is my calculator on Ask Slashdot: Calculators With 1-2-3 Number Pads? · · Score: 1

    Every phone I've seen lately has a calculator mode (which is fine for basic stuff). For anything complex (trigonometric functions, statistical functions, etc.) I'll use a spreadsheet on a real computer.