User: AndyKron

That feels so 1990's

On: Do We Need More Emojis?

That feels so 1990's. I like the face palm girl though.

And basic hygiene

On: Arro Taxi App Arrives In NYC As 'Best Hope' Against Uber

"real competition with Uber or Lyft would require some seminars on good customer service. " And basic hygiene.

Open source rocks.

On: Boeing Demonstrates Drone-Killing Laser

Can't wait until this makes it to the open source community!

Kill the drones!

On: North Dakota Legalizes "Less Than Lethal" Weapon-Equipped Police Drones

I would absolutely, without reservation, shoot those down.

They would do that?

On: Countries Gaming Carbon Offsets May Have Dramatically Increased Emissions

I'm shocked and amazed. I'm also sarcastic.

word systems

On: Buzzwords Are Stifling Innovation In College Teaching

Tech marketer's word systems are causing a paradigm shift in the industry.

See my past

On: Modular Touchpad Aims To Replace Most Input Devices

Wow! It's like 1985 all over again!

Bow to your OWNERS!

On: When Should Cops Be Allowed To Take Control of Self-Driving Cars?

You know how this is going to turn out, you just know it. Bow to your OWNERS!

Jeanne Hubbuch, M.D.

On: Massachusetts Boarding School Sued Over Wi-Fi Sickness

Jeanne Hubbuch, M.D. - "Utilizes integrative medical approach to treating difficult medical problems. Not a member of HMO or PPO. Specializes in treatment of chronic illness through an intergrative approach. Fibromyalgia. Dr. Hubbuch does not participate with ANY insurance company including Medicare. She is considered OUT-OF-NETWORK. Payment in full is due at the time of each visit." If it ducks like a quack...

Re:24/7 here we come...

On: Fusion Progress: Superheated Gas Kept Stable For 5 Milliseconds

We're also not the professionals that keep telling us it's 30 years away.

I'll give it 20 years.

On: Fusion Progress: Superheated Gas Kept Stable For 5 Milliseconds

I'll give it 20 years.

Re:How is this different than Objet

On: MIT Develops Inkjet-Style 3D Printer That Uses 10 Different Materials At Once

Stratasys. Why can't I edit comments?

How is this different than Objet

On: MIT Develops Inkjet-Style 3D Printer That Uses 10 Different Materials At Once

How is this different than Objet, which has been recently assimilated by the Borg Ship Stratos? Remember: Resistance is futile! Just ask Makerbot.

How stupid is that?

On: Backwards S-Pen Can Permanently Damage Note 5

They seriously didn't see this happening? This is NOT exceeding expectations!

Re:So what?

On: Swatch Trademarks "One More Thing..."

I'm pretty sure you have to use it in the context of a watch before they tear your balls off.

fuck twitter

On: Twitter Blocks API Access For Sites Monitoring Politicians' Deleted Tweets

Fuck twitter. I only use it to swear at politicians.

The butt of the Earth

On: Judge Rules That Inglewood, California Cannot Copyright Public Videos

It sounds like James Butts is one fucking asshole.

I'm waiting

On: Samsung May Release an 18" Tablet

I'm holding out for the 64" tablet.

Yuks

On: In Germany, a Message-in-a-Bottle Found 108 Years After Its Release

I bet it smelled funny

Be perfect

On: Ask Slashdot: Tips For Getting Into Model Railroading?

Make every electrical connection as perfect as possible, and don't go over to my parent's house when my dad is running his garden train...

Sure do.

On: Windows 95 Turns 20

Sure! I have a laptop with 95 on it. Works great. I use it to run my milling machine.

That's what I heard

On: Mobile Phone Data Can Track the Spread of Infectious Diseases

Never take your cell phone when buying weed. That's what I heard.

Really?

On: COBOL Comes To Visual Studio 2015

Oh come on. Really?

Yes

On: Do You Have a Right To Use Electrical Weapons?

I have the right to defend myself using whatever is necessary.

Stupid people

On: San Jose May Put License Plate Scanners On Garbage Trucks

There's only so much of this bullshit people will stand for before the pitchforks and torches come out.