User: AndyKron

No confidence.

On: Vulnerabilities In WhatsApp Web Affect Millions of Users Globally

I got the window open and I'm about to chuck my computer out of it.

In my basement

On: Miami Installs Free Public Sunscreen Dispensers In Fight Against Cancer

I prefer the glow of my monitor.

Stop it already!

On: Backdoor Discovered Into Seagate NAS Drives

Is this crap ever going to stop? I'm ready to chuck my computer out the window.

More options please

On: YouTube Reportedly Bypassing Ad Blockers On Google Chrome

Those aren't the only options. The other option if to FUCK YOUTUBE.

Fuck Microsoft

On: Windows Telemetry Rolls Out

What the fuck? Fuck you Microsoft!

The biggest problem is...

On: How To Fix Twitter

The biggest problem with Twitter is censorship.

EEVlog

On: DDoS-Style YouTube Dislikes For Sale

Nice seeing Dave's EEVlog getting some Slashdot attention.

Lighten up

On: Ask Slashdot: Storing Family Videos and Pictures For Posterity?

People take themselves too seriously these days, like the Universe gives a shit about your data.

And stay out of the silo!

On: Dirty Farm Air May Ward Off Asthma In Children

And stay out of the silo!

I hate computers

On: Bugzilla Breached, Private Vulnerability Data Stolen

I'm beginning to hate computers with a passion.

Or just do it right

On: MIT Simplifies Design Process For 3D Printing

Or you could just design it the way you want it in the first place

Ban the phones

On: 20+ Chinese Android Smartphones Models Come With Pre-Installed Malware

All phones from China should be banned.

Good the asshole got arrested.

On: Science Teacher Arrested After Crashing Drone At US Open

I'm glad to see that asshole get arrested. He, and others like him are ruining it for the rest of us who USE OUR FUCKING HEADS.

One less day

On: The Speakularity, Where Everything You Say Is Transcribed and Searchable

Tonight when I go to bed I will be thankful that there's one less day to live.

Re:Well, that's embarrassing

On: Carbon Dating Shows Koran May Predate Muhammad

Fuck you.

Blasphemy! Oh boy.

On: Carbon Dating Shows Koran May Predate Muhammad

I wonder how many people will die over this revelation?

How cool is that!

On: 3 Category 4 Hurricanes Develop In the Pacific At Once For the First Time

How cool is that! Last week I farted, and now there are hurricanes. I think that's called the Lorenz Butterfly Effect.

SIlly me

On: Nearly Every Seabird May Be Eating Plastic By 2050

I thought every bird was already eating plastic. Silly me.

FFRF is my wish

On: Ask Slashdot: What Would You Do If You Were Suddenly Wealthy?

I'd give a huge chunk of it to the FFRF.

Re:paper cash-only society

On: Over 225,000 Apple Accounts Compromised Via iOS Malware

I think paper cash is more secure than electronic cash. What data do you have?

paper cash-only society

On: Over 225,000 Apple Accounts Compromised Via iOS Malware

I'm pretty sure technology will drive us toward a paper cash-only society.

They know all

On: OnHub Router -- Google's Smart Home Trojan Horse?

So it will know when I go to bed, and to send me advertising for blankets if my thermostat is over 70?

Thanks!

On: "Hack" Typeface Is Open Source, Easy On the IDEs

Got it. Thanks!

Stupid, just stupid

On: The Coming Terrorist Threat From Autonomous Vehicles

And people worry about little plastic quadcopters....

Our system is NOT GOOD!

On: Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages

How do fucktards like this even get to be a governor? People in this country who vote are really fucked in the head.