User: AndyKron

Re:Over private property?

On: Activists' Drone Shot Out of the Sky For Fourth Time

And if he's on my property shooting pictures I'll shoot him for trespassing.

animal idiots.

On: Activists' Drone Shot Out of the Sky For Fourth Time

Hover a drone over my property and I'll shoot it down too.

So what?

On: Israel's Iron Dome Missile Defense Shield Actually Works

I have little love for Israel.

Glass

On: $200,000 Judgement Against Google In Mokbel Shots Case

If I'm carrying a piece of glass, and I happen to pass by a naked woman, would I get arrested for indecent exposure through my window?

Invention?

On: Google Patents Guilt-By-Association

How is that a new invention?

Re:This is far to complex to be real....

On: Killer Asteroids Are Good For Life

My thoughts exactly! ALL HAIL the IPU !!!

The patent office

On: Will Microsoft Dis-Kinect Freeloading TV Viewers?

If Microsoft doesn't have a working demonstration of this there should be no patent. The patent office needs to stop issuing patents for whatever shit someone decides to pull out of his ass.

says the US government

On: WW2 Carrier Pigeon and Undecoded Message Found In Chimney

The data you put on a pigeon's leg is no longer your property says the US government

He was right!

On: Atlantic Hurricane Season 30 Percent Stronger Than Normal

This leaves no doubt in my mind that Harold Camping was right! /s

Seriously?

On: Artificial Misting System Allows Reintroduction of Extinct Toad

Seriously? Artificial misting systems for a toad? How many children died of hunger last year, 10 million?

Were's my page then?

On: The Internet Archive Has Saved Over 10,000,000,000,000,000 Bytes of the Web

With all those pages stored why does it always tell me that page can't be found?

Unfortunately

On: Alpha Centauri Has an Earth-Sized Planet

Unfortunately the United States can't even get off the planet anymore, and musicians out bid the USA for seats on the Russian rocket.

Re:Sorry guys...

On: $3,000 Tata Nano Car Coming To US

Build one like my brother-in-law is doing. http://youtu.be/HXZTkXBw3TU

Vespa tea party!

On: The Great Meteor Grab

Sounds like the Great Empire is trying to make rules for the New Colonies.

Good luck

On: DRM Could Come To 3D Printers

Good luck with that. I don't see it happening for quite some time, if ever.

Kill it!

On: Curiosity Spies Unidentified, Metallic Object On Mars

Quick! KILL IT!

Fuck the patent office

On: Microsoft Patents 1826 Choropleth Map Technique

Ya, Fuck the patent office.

How Much?

On: Apple Now Shipping Lightning To 30-Pin Adapters

$30-$40 for a cable? Fuck Apple.

teletype

On: Ask Slashdot: What Were You Taught About Computers In High School?

I was taught nothing about computers in high school, but I got to see the teletype connected to a university computer 50 miles away. It played black jack!

Great

On: Mozilla To Bug Firefox Users With Old Adobe Reader, Flash, Silverlight

Great. More endless updates. What a nightmare

DId Jesus see one?

On: Unusual New Species of Dinosaur Identified

I wonder if Jesus ever saw one of these?

How many does it take?

On: Your Facebook Likes Conveyed As Simulated Hugs

A hugging jacket for Facebook likes? Get a fucking life! How many simultaneous hugs does it take to strangle someone?

Don't dis my flakes!

On: Stanford Study Flawed: Organic Produce May Be More Nutritious After All

Frosted Flakes ARE better than an apple. In fact, they're Grrrrrrrreat!

Most awesom

On: Television Network Embeds Android Device In Magazine Ads

That is one of the most awesome things I've ever seen!

Correlation is not causation!

On: Earthquakes Correlated With Texan Fracking Sites

Correlation is not causation! Oops, I read you're not supposed to say that anymore.