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  1. ORDB.org on How Hackers Identify Their Targets · · Score: 1
    the most common method that spammers use is via open relays.
    That's certainly true. Personally, I think corporations that continue to run open relay mail server should be fined. Especailly since you can just to ordb.org and see if you indeed are running on O.R.
  2. Re:Dish Network on TiVo Announces High-Def Series3 DVR · · Score: 1

    That's only because Dish Network (aka Echostar) infringed on Tivo's patent.

  3. Storage issue on Stem Cells Generated From Adult Cells · · Score: 4, Funny

    But won't the bodies start to stack up fast? I mean, there are only so many hobos that one can kill for their stem cells. They could fit like 1000 embreyos in one Tupperware bowl. Now they will have to have an entire U-Haul truck rented to store all the hobo corpses.

  4. Shot self in foot? on AOL CTO Shown the Door · · Score: 1

    I suspect that, when the search results were leaked, Mr. CTO's was on that list too. I bet he found it hard to explain why he was spending several hours each day searching for "hot barnyard action".

  5. Get your CEH creditial now! on An 'Ethical Hacker' On Protecting Your Identity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently, 'certifed ethical hacker' is an actual cert one can get. But I don't think I would the term 'hacker' to appear anywhere on my resume. Unless I was trying to get a job with some black hat pseudo legal firm...that'd been sweet.

  6. FriendsReuni...what? on 15 Websites That Changed the World · · Score: 2, Informative

    I must have been absent in geek school the day they talked about friendsreunited.com. I had never even heard about it until I read the list.

  7. Re:Airport Tricorder on Biometric Terrorist Detector · · Score: 1

    My God! This man isn't a terrorist at all! He's a freedom fighter that's been surgically alter to look like a terrorist!

  8. Well,doy! on CEA President Slams RIAA Audio Flag · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTA:
    Shapiro's statement reflects a growing awareness among many technology advocates, and a long-held position at Ars Technica, that digital rights management schemes can be abused to create new revenue models at the expense of fair use, and the truth.

    Can be abused? CAN BE!? This is a capitalist, corporate-driven nation. I think it would be more accurate to say that there is a "possibilty" that it "might not" be abused.

  9. Re:The key to the speed besides the secret 10hp mo on Making the World's Fastest Kayak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, AND you can totally Tokyo Drift race this thing. Because it's light. Word.

  10. I am having this same problem... on A Different Kind of WGA 'Problem' · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...except I am running Linux. No matter how hard I try, I can't get those dweebs at Linux Corp. to understand that I never paid for this copy. I keep calling them and asking for a invoice or bill or something. But I guess they don't have a record of my purchase. Go figure. Just lucky I suppose.

  11. Re:And then one day..... on Software Giants Seek Friends Among Hackers · · Score: 1

    (Score:4, Funny)
    Well, how's that taste, coward?

  12. And then one day..... on Software Giants Seek Friends Among Hackers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Moore sips a latte on his veranda on a brisk autumn morn. Some movement in his peripheral catches his attention. 'What the hell is that?' he wonders aloud. He tries to flick the small red dot from the front of his housecoat. Then with sudden horror, he realizes that that little dot is a projection. A laser projection. From a Microsoft sniper hidden in the shadows and fog. As he falls, dying, his last thoughts are of his recent dinner with Microsoft execs and what a naive fool he was to believe they loved him.

    The assassin approaches the body and Mr. Moore. With a small shoulder radio he signals the job is complete.

    "That's right. We got him. You shouldn't have to worry about Michael Moore any more" the assassin gloats.
    "What?!" the voice on the line exclaims.
    "I said I tagged that fat ass. He's dead. Let's see him make another inflamatory documentary now!"
    "You killed MICHAEL Moore? Aw, crap...."

  13. Bento Box on Microsoft Encouraging OEMs to Beautify Computers · · Score: 1

    I would like the OEMs to go with a more minimalist view. I love the Thinkpad and its' bento box inspired design. Simple design is timeless. Of course, since Vista will be replaced by some Memphis/Longhorn hybrid in 3-5 years anyway the point is kind of moot.

  14. Tonight? Um, I'm busy.... on Zango Caught in Lies About MySpace? · · Score: 3, Funny
    One of the lines from the 'full text' of the original email:
    If I were you I'd do them tonight
    Good thing he's not me.
  15. Re:A Wii Skeptic on Nintendo's Next-Gen Arsenal · · Score: 1
    seems more like a slightly upgraded Gamecube with a new controller
    I guess that's like calling the DS an upgraded GBA with a second screen. And bluetooth, and dual games slots....
    The Wii (I still hate that name BTW) will be the first console that is designed around getting the gamers off their collective arses. And it will allow users to download and play older N games. And, from what I understand, it will also come with 10 new iPods. Don't quote me on that last one though.....
  16. Re:Firefox is horribly vulnerable; I have proof. on Spyware Disguises Itself as Firefox Extension · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How does this make FF 'horribly vulnerable'? The WMF flaw is, by definition, a Windows problem not a FF one. That's like saying your new alarm system is flawed because someone left the front door unlocked.

  17. Mr. Anderson on 'Long Tail' May Not Wag the Web Just Yet · · Score: 1

    Mr. Anderson told me in an email...
    Mr. Anderson writes that as things move online....
    I was thus a little surprised when Mr. Anderson told me that he didn't have any examples...
    Mr. Anderson told me the lack of an example of misses...
    By Mr. Anderson's calculation, 25% of Amazon's sales are from its tail...

    My name...is NEO!

  18. Spooky,,, on Air Marshals Place Innocents on Secret Watch List · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems a little odd that these guys have such a vested financial interest in finding "something" every month. I'm sure it's just a method of weeding out the slackers who just want to sleep on all the flights and say 'everything was fine'. But couldn't they find a better way to check on these marshals? Like a secret shopper program or something? It works in retail.....

  19. Re:Privacy on License Plate Tracking for the Average Citizen · · Score: 1
    Lets face it, if the system can be abused it will be.
    What your're describing isn't abuse, it's the American Insurance Industry. It's not really right, but it is legal. It's why I have to pay more for car isurance just because I don't always pay my Visa bll on time. Apparently, my low credit score equates to me being a 'less safe' driver.
  20. Or if.... on License Plate Tracking for the Average Citizen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The next step is connecting the technology to databases that will tell cops whether a sexual offender has failed to register in the state or is loitering too close to a school, or whether a driver has an outstanding warrant. It could also snag you if you're uninsured, if your license expired last week or even if your library books are overdue."

    ...or if members of your church started going to the local mosque. Or if your employees started shopping at the competition. Or if a pastor spent a little too time consoling the local widows....

  21. Everywhere???? on Visual Exploration of Complex Networks · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Complexity is everywhere
    Isn't that kind of subjective? I mean, what's simple to one person, could be incredibly complex to someone else. And as a side thought, does this mean that simplicity is no where?
  22. Re:There are 8 bits in a byte. on HP Announces Tiny Wireless Memory Chip · · Score: 1

    And remember kids, HP stands for Hewlett Packard!

  23. Re:The Mice? on Mice Produced Using Artificial Sperm · · Score: 1

    What? Anything we eat is food. I personally wouldn't call a chickens' ovulation cycle discharge food, but since it's eaten by millions daily, it is.

  24. Re:Should be legal, but still stupid. on ' Naughty Bits' Decision Not So Nice · · Score: 4, Insightful
    then get get pregnant, or a STD at age 16 and then guess what, their life is screwed.
    It's not just their life that got screwed. hehe.
    But seriously, teen pregnancy rates are much lower in countries (like England) that have a much more open view of human sexuality. If you have cable in England or Australia, you probably have a 24-hour porn channel thown in with your regular cable service. Billboards in Frace encouraging breast feeding of babies just show two enormous bare breasts with a tagline below.
    My 12 yo daughter has caught my wife and I fooling around a few times. But she is in no hurry to have sex just because she witnessed it. She has been informed about it since she was 5 years old. There is no titillating curiosity. It's just where babies come from.
  25. Re:The Mice? on Mice Produced Using Artificial Sperm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everbody knows that easily 'humanized' animals (i.e. cute and furry, big eyes, or perceived intelligence) get complete protection. Whereas ugly animals can just suck it. That's why everybody freaked out when they found out dolphins were being killed in tuna nets. But nobody cared that 1000's more TUNA were being killed in tuna nets. I mean, have you ever seen a tuna? They are ug-leee.