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  1. Re:Fuck their networks.... on Young Employees Pose Increasing Risk to Networks · · Score: 0

    (It's a synchronous medium. If they aren't on when you're talking, they'll probably never hear about it.)

    ummmm... ever heard of logs?

  2. Re:Here's proof they do have iPods on What You Don't Know About Living in Space · · Score: 0

    this pic is so fake! check out the cloud shadows down on the ground. if this was real - you should be able to see the shuttle's payload bay with a naked eye. i call bs.

  3. Re:spoon millionaires? on What You Don't Know About Living in Space · · Score: 0

    no. they spork.

  4. REAL reason on The REAL Reason We Use Linux · · Score: 0

    its not the penguins, its the `linux chicks`. get with the program.

  5. dent in the budget on Debian Cluster Replaces Supercomputer For Weather Forecasting · · Score: 0

    can anything that is "free" put a dent in ANY budget? if something gets bloated as it ages - dump it and go to OLD VERSION. shiiiiit.

  6. Re:Ventriloquism on Nerve-tapping Neckband Allows 'Telepathic' Chat · · Score: 1, Funny

    careful now, it just may be a platypus.

  7. AMD on Is AMD Dead Yet? · · Score: 0

    take it `from my cold, dead socket...`

  8. Re:bulbs on Gravity Lamp Grabs Green Prize · · Score: 0

    please show me, where in the following article

    http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/story.php?relyear=2008&itemno=111

    it says anything about 2500 lumens? you know what? don't answer that. sorry i used the word "fluorescent" and blew your mind.

  9. Re:bulbs on Gravity Lamp Grabs Green Prize · · Score: 0

    and don't forget the first part of the sentence:

    "The light output will be 600-800 lumens - roughly equal to a 40-watt incandescent bulb over a period of four hours."

    I said 900 to be generous. Where's your 2500 lumens, braniac?

  10. Re:bulbs on Gravity Lamp Grabs Green Prize · · Score: 0

    did u read the article, genius? i'm quoting here.

  11. bulbs on Gravity Lamp Grabs Green Prize · · Score: 0

    "The light output will be 600-800 lumens - roughly equal to a 40-watt incandescent bulb over a period of four hours."

    A standard 40 Watt fluorescent light bulb emits about 900 lumens. This means that this new thing is about 2/3 as bright as regular, 40W bulb. Have you seen how dim 40W is? Now, make it 2/3 as bright... Wake me up when this invention glows as bright as the sun, because I would not spend a dollar on it. Maybe mole people might be interested.

  12. uncle sam's great idea on Hearing Voices? Could Be the Lasers · · Score: 0

    "lasers that put voices in your head"

    yeah, that will come REAL useful during a negotiation with a crazy person.

  13. back to work soon... on Deal Reportedly Reached In Writers' Strike · · Score: 0

    yeah, they need a vacation. cuz being on strike is soooo straining. writing in general is so hard. maybe they should propose mandatory naps for those lazy fucks. if i was in charge - i would not hire any striking moron back. let them shovel manure for a decade or two. but then again, what do i know?

  14. just wondering on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 0

    will this couple be willing to adopt a fully grown 30 year old "child"?

  15. Y2K on Y2K38 Watch Starts Saturday · · Score: 0

    Y2K? what are you selling : chicken or sex jelly?

    -Peter Griffin

  16. silent killers on Exploding Cell Phone Battery Kills · · Score: 0

    one word : mafia. who else can break the ribs and spine AND make it look like an accident?

  17. really? on Major Breakthrough in Direct Neural Interface · · Score: 0

    I call shenanigans. Babelfish can barely work and you are talking neural interface? Let me guess: it will be 99% accurate in 5 years. That is about same time we all will have flying cars and shit... Right.

  18. Re:Episode 5: on Indiana Jones Gets Robbed · · Score: 0

    Indiana Jones and the Budget That Doomed

  19. unlisted on French Threat To ID Secret US Satellites · · Score: 0

    looks like US has been taking lessons from New Zealand police...

  20. Re:Quality of Teachers on Free Tuition for Math, Science, and Engineering? · · Score: 0

    until their debt is forgiven...

    you're right. this ENORMOUS bill is like a scarlet letter all grads will have to wear for a mighty long time. by this debt society seems to be telling everyone that you don't need to pay someone to regurgitate some basic text to you. you want to know what of real value i learned in class? nothing. everything useful came from doing it on my own. some of my so called "uneducated" friends make twice the money i do. wikipeadia IS a good start. so get to it. save you time and money. find what you like and just do it. school is a great place to be exposed to brilliant people and (if you are cut out for it) maybe even for learning. but i really think it is a place for you to figure out what the hell you really are...

  21. free college on Free Tuition for Math, Science, and Engineering? · · Score: 0

    will this be carried over retroactively? i'd like a 25K refund for my edumacation.

  22. Re:d'oh for you... on Gates to join Simonyi in Space? · · Score: 0

    ticket there - millions. ticket back - priceless. literally.

  23. Re:but... on Listening Robot Senses Snipers · · Score: 0

    pervs

  24. straight from the heart... +B on Magnetic Storage Using Quantum Vortex Cores · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i've been hoping you're moping around the street again
    i've been tripping from sipping the dripping dirty water tap
    i've been poking a voodoo dolL that you do not know I made
    for you, of you, let's C what needles do

  25. Re:sweet on Cell Phone Owners Allowed To Break Software Locks · · Score: 0

    most decent rules ARE found under a turnkey