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Young Employees Pose Increasing Risk to Networks

buzzardsbay writes "Baseline is reporting on an upcoming survey from Symantec and Applied Research-West that confirms many suspicions about the generation gap in the workplace, namely that younger workers will use your corporate network to run most any device, technology or social networking software they can get their hands on. Dubbed "Millenials," these workers born after 1980 are nearly twice as likely to use cell phones and PDAs at work, and half admit to installing unauthorized software on their employer's computers. On the upside, the Millenials are more security aware than their older co-workers."

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  1. they need to protect their networks by k3v0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    isn't it the company's responsibility to control their network?

    1. Re:they need to protect their networks by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Having a company adequately secure their network would cut into symantec's bottom line, so, from their perspective, no.

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    2. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Fuck the Chinese government! Free Tibet!

    3. Re:they need to protect their networks by tattood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      isn't it the company's responsibility to control their network?
      It's also about educating the employees more than anything IT can do to protect the network. If I can call one of your employees and pretend to be the remote helpdesk, and say that I need your password so I can install some software on your computer, and they give me the password, I am in your network.

      It's called social engineering, and if you are good at it, you can get past ANY network or software based systems.
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    4. Re:they need to protect their networks by Verteiron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that's a great idea, until you end up with a piece of required software that refuses to run without local admin privileges on the computer...

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    5. Re:they need to protect their networks by bconway · · Score: 2

      "software that refuses to run without local admin privileges" = An admin who is too lazy to look up the file and registry permissions required to run the (shoddy) software and would rather put the network at risk than do real work.

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    6. Re:they need to protect their networks by jim.hansson · · Score: 1

      yeah, usualy human's are the weakest link

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    7. Re:they need to protect their networks by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there are some apps that even then still give a hard time. Also some IT departments are under staffed for the work load and don't have the time do that or the have the money to hire more people.

    8. Re:they need to protect their networks by Verteiron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or an admin who has looked up the file and registry permissions required to run the shoddy software (shoddy, yes, but also provided by manufacturer and the only way to do business) and found that said software requires the admin to essentially open up the entire HKLM branch anyway, thus granting local admin privileges available in fact if not in name. Welcome to the wonderful world of car dealerships.

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    9. Re:they need to protect their networks by vertinox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I can call one of your employees and pretend to be the remote helpdesk, and say that I need your password so I can install some software on your computer, and they give me the password, I am in your network.

      Which is why you mitigate how much damage a single person can do.

      So if you do get a password of a normal user in a corporate office, all can do is read their mail and delete their home directory. If their machine was properly locked down, you won't be able to install anything either and if their password expires in 60 days you got that long to harass them.

      Yeah... Your employees will complain they can't get anything done because they can't install programs or save files on the network or modify databases as they would like. At the same time, you have to put in procedures that minimize damage if a IT person is socially engineered such as not even let them look at existing password and temp ones have to changed on login.

      This technique also is useful for rogue employees who plan on going postal with your companies data.

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    10. Re:they need to protect their networks by Phisbut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And that's a great idea, until you end up with a piece of required software that refuses to run without local admin privileges on the computer...

      If a piece of software needs admin privileges for no obvious reason will have lost me (and all the PCs I control) as a customer, at least until they fix their act.

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    11. Re:they need to protect their networks by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Have fun doing any development work if you're not a local administrator.

      You can write programs but not run them. That's just plain awesome.

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    12. Re:they need to protect their networks by OnslaughtQ · · Score: 3, Funny

      While the parent has been modded offtopic, I really think we need to give this comment more credit into its deeper meaning and how it relates to the article. I think the AC clearly intends for "Fuck the Chinese government!" to mean that there needs to be more penetration testing of networks. I'm not entirely sure what he meant by "Free Tibet!," however. I think it might mean to let our packets go, that they do not need to be mangled anymore. So, clearly the AC was not offtopic, probably just a bored author dying to make a metaphor between novels.

    13. Re:they need to protect their networks by tattood · · Score: 1

      "Oh, and by the way, Mr End user, I'll also need to remote control your computer to update your VPN software". Now I know what type of VPN you use, and the IP address of your VPN device. I have free reign inside of your network. I'm free to browse your file servers, internal intranet websites, and everything that user has access to. I can also install trojans on whatever devices are left unpatched, and in a large corporate environment, that is usually a LOT of PCs.

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    14. Re:they need to protect their networks by guy-in-corner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm a C++/C# developer and I've been running in a normal account for over two years now. It's no biggy. I do need to elevate to local admin occasionally: I keep another session open (either with Remote Desktop or Fast User Switching).

      Granted, we're specifically discussing locking down the local admin account entirely. My point is that if more developers took the time to run without admin privileges, we'd see a lot more programs that didn't ask for admin rights unnecessarily.

    15. Re:they need to protect their networks by Ninety-9 · · Score: 0

      That's assuming the guy controlling the network isn't the same guy who's installing unauthorized software.

      I am the unofficial IT guy at my work, before me, they had a guy at a company next door set up the network. We have about 30 computers around the building, a central server, a Firewall, and a T1 line, it's enough for us, and yet, I'm the only person who knows how to manage it as well as the networked systems.

      At the same time, I'm the guy who fits this description, almost ALL of my productivity/non-productivity software I brought from home or is freeware, I would even consider my Linux operating system to be unauthorized. If I wanted, I could install almost any bandwidth hogging program I wanted and no one would know aside from the internet bogging down.

      Most companies aren't large corporations who hire a staff to manage and secure their network. Most companies have us "Millenials" doing all of the IT stuff on the side. Very correct on network security, before I was here, there were no computers with virus/spyware scanners, users were also unknowingly opening up backdoors with the remote software they were using.

    16. Re:they need to protect their networks by someme2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's also about educating the employees more than anything IT can do to protect the network. If I can call one of your employees and pretend to be the remote helpdesk, and say that I need your password so I can install some software on your computer, and they give me the password, I am in your network.

      In other news:

      "That's not our problem", says area CIO. "Our problem is educating our helpdesk, that if someone calls and says he's an employee and needs a new password for his account, they shouldn't just give out a password without further identification. "

      Seen it happen in three companies in the last 5 years. Each company with more than 2000 employees & one of them a fortune-500 company.
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    17. Re:they need to protect their networks by MoonlightSeraphim · · Score: 1

      and that is when you get off your ass, walk to the machine and do "Run as..." ... and if the software requires to be ran as admin 24/7 then your create a new shortcut, start it with a "Ran as..." command, provide all the switches you might require, add a path to program, and then you use it. I know, I know. You will protest that its insane to create shortcut each time you install the program and whatnot. And that is when you make one generic shortcut and just paste onto users machine from a share on a network or from a flash drive.

    18. Re:they need to protect their networks by SoonerSkeene · · Score: 5, Funny

      I work for a certain convergent outsourcing company which converges with converging technologies to provide a ... okay I've taken this too far: I work for Convergys. Every user on their network is an administrator. Every. Single. One. We have 1200 or so employees at my site alone, and we've got over 70 sites in the US.

      They use group policy security to control the network, but you wouldn't believe how little thought goes into it. We had a new team form to provide support for a certain now-defunct pacific-coast city's municipal wifi. Because supporting an internet service sometimes requires tools such as ping/tracert/whatever -- they gave us a command prompt. But because they didn't want us having all kinds of access, what they really gave us was a shortcut to a batch file, which started with a choice prompt, allowing you to 'paste' so-to-speak, several commands, such as it would not let you have a blank prompt. It would always have a command, such as C:\>ping .

      Well apparently no one told them that you can concatenate commands. We soon discovered we could just use the batch file to C:\>ping google.com & start cmd and have an unrestricted command prompt. And since we're all administrators, we can use MMC, and control every other part of our access.

      I've since moved past my call-taking days, but I still work for them as an analyst. Of course they still won't let me provide any kind of network security device.

    19. Re:they need to protect their networks by Nimey · · Score: 2

      You're assuming there's actual documentation of which files/folders/registry entries a poorly-written program needs to write to.

      As someone with experience here, allow me to laugh in your face.

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    20. Re:they need to protect their networks by Nimey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fucking brilliant. The batch file idea requires that the password be in the .bat for all the world to see.

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    21. Re:they need to protect their networks by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No need for docs, just a need for regmon and diskmon and a couple hours of time to mess with it. Of course, that's assuming that the software doesn't just cycle through all the HKLM keys until it finds the one it's looking for...

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    22. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      especially the type who can't even pluralize properly.

    23. Re:they need to protect their networks by The+Spoonman · · Score: 0

      there are some apps that even then still give a hard time.

      Name one. The last time I saw one it was Adobe Type Manager. It wouldn't run without admin privileges when we migrated the one user's machine that needed it from NT to 2000. I was able to use secedit to reset permissions to NT workstation-like and the app ran just fine. It wasn't an ideal solution as it did reduce the machine to NT level for security, but I was able to keep this user from running as an admin. Seeing as the main reason we replaced his machine was the $20k worth of pirated graphic design software he'd installed himself, I could live with it. That was the one and only time I have seen an app that had such an issue. If you have others, I'd like to see them so I know what software to avoid.

      Also some IT departments are under staffed for the work load and don't have the time do that or the have the money to hire more people.?

      Then the workload needs to decrease. If the team doesn't have enough time to do the job properly, they're doing too much "job".

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    24. Re:they need to protect their networks by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Why not make it easier and just post the administrator password for all to see? Because that is exactly what you are doing creating a shortcut with the admin password in it in clear text.

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    25. Re:they need to protect their networks by MoonlightSeraphim · · Score: 1

      well then mister knowitall, describe me a way how u would run a a program which requires local admin privileges while your management forces you to deploy it and refuses you to allow to add users into admin group?

    26. Re:they need to protect their networks by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's why the ol' security maxim of basing authentication on "something you have and something you know." a.k.a. multi-factor authentication. It's a lot harder to social engineer something they have away from someone.

    27. Re:they need to protect their networks by The+Spoonman · · Score: 2, Informative

      but also provided by manufacturer and the only way to do business

      Then stop doing business with that manufacturer until they fix their software. Either that, or take it off the network. Or isolate it within a DMZ. Or call the helpdesk day in and day out asking for a resolution to the problem until it's fixed. Or get the higher-ups involved and tell them how they've had money stolen because their network was hacked or....well, you get the idea. Sometimes the only way to get shit fixed is to be a major asshole.

      found that said software requires the admin to essentially open up the entire HKLM branch

      I find that hard to believe. "Opening up" in terms of this discussion means to grant write access to protected areas of the registry. Are you suggesting that the software from your manufacturer needs to write to, say, the keys for Winzip? I can understand software needing to write to their own HKLM keys (I can understand it, I didn't say I agree with it), but not others. Granting users the ability to write to just those keys and subkeys is no big deal, but granting the ability to write to all of HKLM is a lazy admin not doing his job. Hell, the simplest solution is to fire up regmon, then launch the app and see what it starts poking around in and grant writes to do so. There's absolutely no reason this couldn't be done in less than half an hour, and that's with the person being REALLY thorough.

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    28. Re:they need to protect their networks by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Exactly why "Run As..." is inferior to sudo or setuid.

      It requires you to hand out the Admin password, instead of authorizing designated users to run certain privileged commands.

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    29. Re:they need to protect their networks by Screen404-O · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try SureTrack, Digger, Or P3. also a lot of old digitizer software.

    30. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As are those that can't capitalize properly.

    31. Re:they need to protect their networks by blhack · · Score: 1

      And that's a great idea, until you end up with a piece of required software that refuses to run without local admin privileges on the computer... YES!!

      Or activex controls that are a requirement that want to be able to write into the /windows/system32 directory.

      WTF!?! developers.
      Please, any devs. reading this. Users have a home directory for a reason, put things IN THERE!
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    32. Re:they need to protect their networks by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      SureTrack: I'll assume you meant SureTrak, the project management software as this conversation revolved around business networks. Now, if you get to use SureTrack at work, good for you! I wish I could bring my train set in! :) But, I digress: there's hundreds of project managment tools on the marketplace, find another. Nonetheless, a quick Google finds admin rights are only needed to establish connections to databases. Are there other reasons?

      old digitizer software

      So, update it...?

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    33. Re:they need to protect their networks by TheHorse13 · · Score: 1

      Hacking the human is certainly the best way to surpass any of the expensive gadgets that we're coaxed into purchasing from Symantec or others in the "solutions" cartel. The funniest term I've heard from them as of late is called, "the human firewall" which is training geared at cutting down social engineering. Love those marketing folks. The bad news is that criminals are light years ahead of us in this area. The worst is yet to come.

    34. Re:they need to protect their networks by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

      I work in the NOC for the US Subsidiary of a Spanish bank. In all of our US hubs (about 40 or so) all PC users are local admins. Thankfully they had the good sense to restrict Citrix users, but still...

    35. Re:they need to protect their networks by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If a piece of software needs admin privileges for no obvious reason will have lost me (and all the PCs I control) as a customer, at least until they fix their act.

      If you come to an employer which has already invested many man-hours in training to use such software and many thousands on licensing it, then you will have no job.

      If your employer comes to you and says "Make this piece of software work, we need it for the business" and you refuse because it needs admin privileges, sooner or later (probably sooner) you will have no job.

      The role of IT is to make something work. If that means ugly hacks, firewalled subnets or other measures in order to mitigate the idiocy of some commercial piece of software, 9 times out of 10 that's less work than re-engineering the business around some other piece of software.

    36. Re:they need to protect their networks by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Those that cannot write in complete sentences are similarly annoying ;)

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    37. Re:they need to protect their networks by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Also some IT departments are under staffed for the work load...

      Well then you have another problem, now don't you? So fucking fix it too!

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    38. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am in your network.

      Sniffin ur packitz?

    39. Re:they need to protect their networks by danaris · · Score: 1

      Seen it happen in three companies in the last 5 years. Each company with more than 2000 employees...

      Which just shows one of the advantages of small companies. There are less than 75 users where I work, and I know them all by voice, and most of them (the ones in the main office where I work, which is where all but a dozen are) by face.

      Anyone who asks me for a new password had better be asking for theirs, 'cause if you ask for someone else's, I'll know real quick.

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    40. Re:they need to protect their networks by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      id expect the same is true of students. i started at a community college in april, and my space and youtube account for A LOT of traffic on the network. how do i know? the admins have sent out emails once every 3 weeks asking people to tone down use of these sites.

      personally, i say black list that kind of thing....meh

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    41. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Since you're incapable of spelling the word "you", just fuck off, loser.

    42. Re:they need to protect their networks by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my company's help desk does just that.

      "hi, can I get the password reset for username joeblogs?"
      "your name?"
      "Fred Flinstone" (seriously, it doesn't matter what you tell them)
      "Password has been reset to abcd1234"

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    43. Re:they need to protect their networks by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

      We used to have two help desk people for the entire nations employee's (bout 400 people), and those two help desk people could ID any person who called up by voice alone... just an example from the other end of the spectrum. I might have hated working a hell desk but I prided myself on being good at it.

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    44. Re:they need to protect their networks by lgw · · Score: 1

      Or, of course, you could simply provide no useful IT service whatsoever to the end user and proclaim perfect security. It's amazing how many IT departments tend towards this approach - to the point at some companies where employees bring their own laptops and exchange data via sneakernet. WTF is the point of an IT department that makes my corporate desktop useless for work? Just remove all the switches and fire the IT staff, it will be just as secure, just as useful, and far cheaper!

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    45. Re:they need to protect their networks by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, trust me, if I'm doing dev work on a machine assigned to me, I *will* be local admin, it's just a matter of (not much)time. You can't actually lock down a Windows box (or any normal consumer OS) against anyone who has long-term physical access to that box. Without full disk encryption, "resetting" the local admin password is nearly trvial in Windows.
          Heck, if I understood this attack better, I could become the admin in a few seconds even with full disk encryption.

      OTOH, any company that I've heard of that really locks down their dsktops and still employs developers gives them a second box on a different network to actually get work done, and the locked-down box becomes just an email and intranet app terminal.

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    46. Re:they need to protect their networks by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, until you discover too late that some rarely-used option needs additional access, and so every so often the app just crashes in the field, and 3% of your user base ends up calling the helpdesk every day. Oops.

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    47. Re:they need to protect their networks by mysidia · · Score: 2, Informative

      I find that hard to believe. "Opening up" in terms of this discussion means to grant write access to protected areas of the registry. Are you suggesting that the software from your manufacturer needs to write to, say, the keys for Winzip?

      This appears as if it will work fine, until you realize the application makes a direct call to GetTokenInformation and verifies that the application thread possesses certain security privileges including SE_TCB_NAME before proceeding.

      Naturally, there are many privileges only open to programs that run with administrative privileges. You break the application, by not running it with the intended permissions.

      It's fairly naive to think the set of permissions MS assigns to admin users is exactly the set of permissions non-admins won't need.

      There are many special features like RAW sockets that are restricted to apps running as admin. The assumption that only designated apps for administering that workstation need these features may not be well founded.

      Even in the UNIX world there are apps which must have root privileges, and there's a fairly elegant setuid scheme I might add, to permit software to run an agent as root, so that only the parts of the application that _need_ special privileges have special privileges.

      This is much better than conferring special privileges to the USER. Now you see, letting Winzip edit its HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Winzip folder when run as a regular user may open a hole that allows user A to compromise user B's account when user B logs into the workstation and runs Winzip -- which reads settings from that shared place: perhaps a setting including commands to execute while starting winzip.

    48. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us not get started on those that are overly pedantic!

    49. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, those *WHO* are overly pedantic...

    50. Re:they need to protect their networks by qazsedcft · · Score: 1

      This is hilarious. You should submit this story to The Daily WTF.

    51. Re:they need to protect their networks by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of how part of the standard laptop setup at my company includes desktop services adding your domain ID to the local admin group. And then everyone blames McAfee when there's a virus... The IT "vision" is basically one line about not having any helpdesk calls. Even if it means giving Bob from accounting the key to the datacenter. Of course if a developer needs access to a lab box, sound the fscking alarm. Red Alert! This guy wants to test on the actual test box! Just do what everyone else does, make sure it works on your laptop and call it good.

      Oh, and that command line thing was a godsend across the valley at teleperformance, except we used messenger's willingness to open anything to do it.

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    52. Re:they need to protect their networks by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Just remove all the switches and fire the IT staff, it will be just as secure, just as useful, and far cheaper!"

      You sound like the 'normal user' the GP was talking about.

      There is a reason you are locked out by 'the IT dept', your boss asked for it, he asked for it because his boss asked for it, ect. When it comes to corporate desktops, the one thing that few people outside of 'the IT dept' will ever do is put restrictions on themselves to avoid trashing someone else's department.

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    53. Re:they need to protect their networks by mpe · · Score: 1

      "software that refuses to run without local admin privileges" = An admin who is too lazy to look up the file and registry permissions required to run the (shoddy) software and would rather put the network at risk than do real work.

      Or it turns out that not only will the supplier provide no help in identifying these but they will also refuse to support it unless it's run as an admin user. (The concept of "run as" being as beyond their knowlage as changing file/registry key permissions.)

    54. Re:they need to protect their networks by Eivind · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good. But in many cases that's a cure worse than the disease. It depends offcourse, on the needs of your workers, the cluefulness of your workers and so on.

      Reducing risk is fine, but not if the COST in terms of employee-productivity is a lot higher than any potential win.

      Like always, "it depends".

    55. Re:they need to protect their networks by mpe · · Score: 1

      If a piece of software needs admin privileges for no obvious reason will have lost me (and all the PCs I control) as a customer, at least until they fix their act.

      This may be possible in a small business. However in an enterprise environment it's quite likely that software will be bought and paid for prior to anyone even finding this out...

    56. Re:they need to protect their networks by Quickfry · · Score: 1

      That's when you use Encrypted RunAs: http://www.wingnutsoftware.com/

      It creates a shortcut that runs the program using a local account with Administrator privileges, while the user still has their limited account.

    57. Re:they need to protect their networks by jimbob666 · · Score: 1
      Human nature is a difficult beast to protect against. This is my favourite Social Engineering related story:

      http://www.darkreading.com/document.asp?doc_id=95556&WT.svl=column1_1

    58. Re:they need to protect their networks by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      If you come to an employer which has already invested many man-hours in training to use such software and many thousands on licensing it, then you will have no job.

      If your employer comes to you and says "Make this piece of software work, we need it for the business" and you refuse because it needs admin privileges, sooner or later (probably sooner) you will have no job.

      If the software is closed-source, then I'll just ask my employer to ask the vendor to fix their software as it is unusable. While I am a developer, I did not develop this software, and I could fix it if it were open source, but it's not, so only the vendor can fix it. If it doesn't work as advertised, take it up with the legal team, I don't care. If it works as advertised (and it was advertised as "only works with admin privileges"), then I'll make the traditional car analogy: "It's as if a car came with a warning that said 'This car can only function if you don't use the seatbelts'." I'll still refuse to use it, and if I'm out of a job, so be it.

      But guess what, I don't care. I'm competent and confident in my skills. I will find another job. One that does not require me to support and maintain a vulnerable network because of some low quality software.

      The role of IT is to make something work. If that means ugly hacks, firewalled subnets or other measures in order to mitigate the idiocy of some commercial piece of software, 9 times out of 10 that's less work than re-engineering the business around some other piece of software.

      90% of the cost of any software is maintenance. Ugly hacks, firewalled subnets or other measures in order to mitigate the idiocy of some commercial piece of software will still bite you in the ass regularly 10 years after implementing those ugly hacks. Using a decent piece of software from the start might cost more up front, but will make everybody's life easier in the long run. If your employer can't understand something that simple, then you need a new employer.

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    59. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the surface, it looks like many IT departments are understaffed and overworked. But then I see how the IT department likes to manufacture unnecessary work for itself while preventing the delivery of information services. It's hard to understand what level of budget could be provided to them that would not be immediately squandered on superficial "feel-good security" and control for the sake of control. I suspect that if we spent MORE on IT, they would find ways to deliver EVEN LESS.

      Conversely, if we cut way back, they would resort to only mission-critical activities and perform only what we really need them to do. At the same time, a big cutback in the software budget would trigger a wave of open source solutions, which would be cheaper (and possibly more secure) in the long run. There WOULD be standards, just not the same standards we have today. It would certainly simplify license compliance! I really have a hard time finding the downside of this.

    60. Re:they need to protect their networks by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      My company (General Dynamics) has a really simple solution to this problem of younger workers "jacking in" with all the latest gizmos & gadgets:

      - Your C: drive is write-protected. You can alter the desktop to store temporary files, but no sub-directories. (All permanent files should be stored on the central network drive.)

      - Which means you can not install any exterior software like Itunes.

      - The internet is accessible but heavily censored (i.e. no watching American Idol at fox.com, or radio at shoutcast.com, because you can't reach them).

      - No laptops, camera-phones, portable hard drives, et cetera.

      - Ipods are allowed but if you plug them into the USB port, your Ipod will be confiscated & erased. You also might get fired.

      -

      It's kinda like working for Hister or Big Brother.

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    61. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make an interesting point. Every bit of IT security has a price. This goes beyond the immediate labor of the IT department (the only cost that gets measured effectively). The loss of productivity and business opportunity is far greater in many cases. Indeed, it might be cheaper to clean up an occasional user-initiated disaster (and occasionally swap out a defective user) than to cause a perpetual, slow-motion disaster of deliberate self-defeating security measures.

      My car is a WinMobile. Stealing the car is very easy; a 12-year old can send in a script from Pakistan and poof! it's gone in 300 milliseconds. So I take the tires off the car whenever I park it in my garage; this makes the car theft resistant. Those lug nuts are tricky, so I have a tire changing department that has the appropriate wrench for the job. Of course, it's not helpful unless I have a secure place to keep the tires. And if I had such a place, why not park the car there instead? What happens if a thief knows I am doing this and they bring their own tires? Oops. Meanwhile, I won't be using the car for it's intended purpose very often if I have to put the tires back on whenever I want to drive. At that point, I might as well take a cab.

      But [I think] no one will steal my car, and I can go anywhere I want (if I can convince my tire-changing department that my destination is on the officially approved list). Or I can just call a cab and tell the driver where I want to go. At that point, who needs a car or a tire changing department?

      If I cut way back on my security budget, I would probably find a way to keep the car somewhat secure without subsidizing the stupidity of the tire changing department and their arbitrary list of "approved destinations". They howl in protest, "Tire removal is the only way to ensure safety!" Of course, they don't know any other way, and they make a living as certified tire changers, so this is to be expected. The radical security cutback might be "risky", but at least I can drive. Besides, the money I save on security will pay for a new car anyway -- probably a MacMobile or a LinMobile.

    62. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're suggesting that say a Ford dealership refuse to do business with Ford until Ford, (or whomever), fixes their software?

      You're looking at a network admin who is going to be fired. Because he's suggesting that to owner fire everybody who works for him and shut down his business.

      You can't say over night: We're not going to do business with Ford anymore, were going to Toyota.

    63. Re:they need to protect their networks by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Your example is contrived.

      But the basic point is healthy. It is perfectly possible to spend so much resources on "security", or to inconvenience people so much trough it that the loss is GREATER than the likely loss from not having that particular piece of "security".

      It's not just possible, it's common.

      Witness a billion plane-passengers every year stand in security-check lines that are on the average 15 minute longer than they where pre-new-"security". That's 15 billion minutes wasted, plus the cost of the actual security.

      That is 2500 lifes wasted yearly, waiting in line. Plus the cost and inconvenience. (what does 15 billion minutes times the average hourly salary of a plane-passenger cost?) How does that compare with the likely added loss of life if security was still at pre-panic levels ? I'm pretty convinced the net-effect is a LOSS.

    64. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first, I thought it was unreasonable to associate the foolishness of modern airport security with the possible saving of lives. But then it occurred to me, it's perfectly reasonable -- at least for the purpose of your example.

      Just like IT policy, airport security is what it is BECAUSE someone thinks it will prevent trouble. Nobody knows for sure, and there is some evidence that suggests the bad guys can slip through whenever they want. Meanwhile, the rest of us stand in line (or stare at a crippled computer). Some of us would rather drive up to 500 miles instead of fly, while some of us have a myriad of IT workarounds -- just to avoid the BS.

      As contrived as my example was, there are people reading this thread who view it as just SLIGHTLY over the top.

    65. Re:they need to protect their networks by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      This appears as if it will work fine, until you realize the application makes a direct call to GetTokenInformation and verifies that the application thread possesses certain security privileges including SE_TCB_NAME before proceeding.

      Having that privilege does not require you to be a member of the admins group, it can be granted to any user. It is, however, normally only granted to named accounts used to run a service. Granting it to an interactive user is not only a complete violation of security protocol, it's generally not necessary. It also is not necessary to read or write to all keys to HKLM, which is what you originally stated was the reason for making users admins. If you fail to grasp this, you should not be the one doing the administration of these machines.

      Naturally, there are many privileges only open to programs that run with administrative privileges. You break the application, by not running it with the intended permissions.

      Applications, no. Services, yes. An application that requires the above priv is broken by default. An app that requires admin rights to simply RUN, is also broken by default. That's not the fault of the OS, it's the fault of shitty devs.

      It's fairly naive to think the set of permissions MS assigns to admin users is exactly the set of permissions non-admins won't need.

      It's fairly clueless to assume otherwise. Users don't need to install software or hardware. Users don't need to change system-wide settings. Those are tasks for admins, who are assumed to have half a clue. Although, as you've pointed out, that's not always the case.

      There are many special features like RAW sockets that are restricted to apps running as admin. The assumption that only designated apps for administering that workstation need these features may not be well founded.

      Nope, it's well founded. It's founded in the security standards for the OS. Users don't need to open sockets except in the most extreme of cases, and even then you STILL don't give them admin rights if a tweak of permissions and/or addition of SOME elevated privileges are all that's necessary. You don't leave your whole house unlocked so that the gardener can get into the garage to get the mower.

      Even in the UNIX world there are apps which must have root privileges, and there's a fairly elegant setuid scheme I might add, to permit software to run an agent as root, so that only the parts of the application that _need_ special privileges have special privileges.

      The reason that's necessary on unix is because it lacks the fine granularity of permissions/privileges of Windows. The reason most unix admins have so much trouble in the Windows world is because they're used to a simplistic security model and the Windows one proves to be too complex for them. Similar functionality can be had on a Windows box, but it's not a good idea simply because it's a security violation. If your app can't run within the security model, then it's broken, pure and simple.

      This is much better than conferring special privileges to the USER. Now you see, letting Winzip edit its HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Winzip folder when run as a regular user may open a hole that allows user A to compromise user B's account when user B logs into the workstation and runs Winzip -- which reads settings from that shared place: perhaps a setting including commands to execute while starting winzip.

      So, your solution to poorly written software is to suggest putting an even more kludgy solution in effect? And, BTW, it appears you fail to grasp the Unix model as well, as it uses a similar concept to the user context which is what suid circumvents. Users run software, software doesn't run users. Putting restrictions and other kludges around what the software can do is hardly, to use a term you're fond of, elegant.

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    66. Re:they need to protect their networks by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Having that privilege does not require you to be a member of the admins group, it can be granted to any user. It is, however, normally only granted to named accounts used to run a service.

      There are certain privileges an application may require that are equivalent to giving admin permission, just because that permission can easily be used to obtain any other permissions that were "missing". There's no point in distinguishing from Admin at that point, that would be pedantry and a waste of bits. There are a variety of these permissions that an application can require before starting.

      It also is not necessary to read or write to all keys to HKLM, which is what you originally stated was the reason for making users admins. If you fail to grasp this, you should not be the one doing the administration of these machines.

      I stated no such thing. On the other hand, if the application's documentation states that it must be run as admin, then the only safe thing to do with the app is either to run as admin, as the docs say you must do, or the application should be thrown away during the evaluation stage, never bought, and not used.

      What path gets taken is more of a management decision than a system admin decision. I would plug for throwing the app away, but if the user can justify the need for this app well enough, and no other, they will probably win out over anything IT has to say about this app.

      Also tweaking out the non-admin user is going to be way out of the parameters of the support agreement associated with the software, and the app breaks in a nasty way (I.E. Data corruption) _AND_ the support agreement is void, there could be negative consequences (punitive action by management) against the system managers who failed to follow simple instructions regarding the "proper" configuration of the application.

      Whether or not I or you think the application is of poor design or "broken" is irrelevant.

      One might think they know what registry keys the application utilizes, the assumption may prove very much incorrect later (when it _isn't_ being watched with regmon). Only the developers of the application can be sure of which registry keys it will ever need to read, which registry keys it will ever need to write, and _WHEN_/ what conditions it will need to perform these activities, and _what_ the effects will be if certain operations fail.

      An app that requires admin rights to simply RUN, is also broken by default. That's not the fault of the OS, it's the fault of shitty devs.

      Bad/insecure/unreliable design, but still "functional", is not the same as being broken.

      If all apps should not need special permissions, and services should have all permissions like in your ideal world, then the OS itself is broken because it allows special privileges to user accounts and interactive applications at all.

      If Administrator user didn't have these permissions directly, and there really were privilege separation in Windows, with all special privileges being held by service, there would be no app saying "run this app as an administrator". Instead there would only be apps that require admin access to install. But we don't live in that world, and most apps _DONT_ separate privileges to separate processes.

      The reason that's necessary on unix is because it lacks the fine granularity of permissions/privileges of Windows.

      Windows provides an illusion of security by creating multiple kernel permissions; when in fact, if your application possesses certain ones, it's trivial to obtain the rest of the permissions. Just because it's got a longer list of possible permissions doesn't make it more secure. In fact, it invites complacency, since this permission doesn't give full admin access it's "OK" to assign EDIT_A_PROGRAM's_MEMORY or DEBUG_SOFTWARE directly to a normal user: whereas in the UNIX world it's _not_ ok, and such permission leaks would _never_ be allowed to occur: _ONLY_

    67. Re:they need to protect their networks by Eivind · · Score: 1

      I meant the removal of tires. Nobody actually does it, despite the fact that it WOULD decrease the probability that your car is stolen.

      Which illustrates things well: Security REALLY ain't worth it when the cost (in money, time, inconvenience) is higher than the expected savings (probability of something happening WITHOUT this security minus probability that it'll happen WITH the security TIMES the cost IF it happens)

      The trick is not to eliminate risk, it can't be done. The trick is to search for a strategy that strikes the right balance. It's probably worth it to lock the doors of your car. It may be worth it to have an alarm on it, or to park it in a locked garage. It is CERTAINLY not worth it to remove the tires every time you leave the car for 5 minutes or longer.

    68. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This example works better than I thought.

      Everyone knows there are better alternatives to tire removal, but the certified tire changers are somehow in charge of my car's security. Even though EVERYONE who has ever SEEN a car can come up with less obtrusive or more effective security options, we continue to remove the tires primarily because the certified tire changers like it that way. Evidently, their true goal is to control the utilization of the car -- the concept of "security" is little more than a ruse.

    69. Re:they need to protect their networks by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      There are certain privileges an application may require that are equivalent to giving admin permission, just because that permission can easily be used to obtain any other permissions that were "missing". There's no point in distinguishing from Admin at that point, that would be pedantry and a waste of bits. There are a variety of these permissions that an application can require before starting.

      Then, the app is broken. It violates the security model, it's broken. If an app,as run by a user, needs to modify HKLM, it's broken. If an app needs to write to the system32, as a user, it's broken. It's that simple. All of the sophistry in the world will not change that.

      I stated no such thing.

      Apologies, it was the original responder who said he had to open up all of HKLM in order to run an app.

      On the other hand, if the application's documentation states that it must be run as admin, then the only safe thing to do with the app is either to run as admin, as the docs say you must do, or the application should be thrown away during the evaluation stage, never bought, and not used.

      That is precisely the course that must be taken. It should go no further than that. You don't even need to install it, perusal of the docs should be sufficient. What path gets taken is more of a management decision than a system admin decision. I would plug for throwing the app away, but if the user can justify the need for this app well enough, and no other, they will probably win out over anything IT has to say about this app.

      I've never found that to be the case, as I've employed numerous methods to ensure it doesn't happen. In smaller companies, when I was essentially the IT staff, I would "break" it during testing until it didn't work and then recommended a better product. In larger companies, I've gone to our Enterprise Security teams and either had them put the kibosh on it, or let them take responsibility for it. Working in the financial industry does make the latter option a more viable one, but still doable elsewhere. As a last resort, I've isolated the application within a DMZ, made it extremely difficult for the end-users to use the software and then informed management that IT would not be supporting it in any way at all. They were on their own.

      Also tweaking out the non-admin user is going to be way out of the parameters of the support agreement associated with the software, and the app breaks in a nasty way (I.E. Data corruption) _AND_ the support agreement is void, there could be negative consequences (punitive action by management) against the system managers who failed to follow simple instructions regarding the "proper" configuration of the application.

      The system managers who allowed it to happen in the first place got what they deserved.

      Whether or not I or you think the application is of poor design or "broken" is irrelevant.

      It's never irrelevant. What you have to choose is relevant is your desire to do your job properly when being forced by pinhead managers to do something that violates every standard in the book.

      Bad/insecure/unreliable design, but still "functional", is not the same as being broken.

      No, if it violates basic OS standards, it's broken. "functional" is an accident.

      If all apps should not need special permissions, and services should have all permissions like in your ideal world, then the OS itself is broken because it allows special privileges to user accounts and interactive applications at all.

      No, the OS provides these for "non apps", such as system-level services. Things that are not used in day-to-day operation by an interactive end-user logged into a machine. Developers have found these loopholes and rather than code their apps right, preempt their purpose. Again, not the fault of the OS.

      But we don't live in that world, and most apps _DONT_ separate privileges to separate processes.

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    70. Re:they need to protect their networks by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      At least you didn't misuse 'Whom'...

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    71. Re:they need to protect their networks by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      And that's a great idea, until you end up with a piece of required software that refuses to run without local admin privileges on the computer...

      Yeah. These guys make an extremely shitty dental package that falls into that category. Every single last person must be an admin. And the best part is that they back a shitty package with sub-par support. When one of their digital cameras stopped working the other day, one of their tech told me deadpan "Your USB root hub is probably bad. Those things wear out all the time."

      What the fuck? Seriously.

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    72. Re:they need to protect their networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will take this opportunity to point out that General Dynamics is one of the largest defense contractors in the US. Indeed, many of the users require security clearance, and it's a high security network for good reason. Write-protecting the C drive is an interesting option. Prohibition of USB storage is another. All of this is understandable and necessary in the military world.

      I wonder about two things. 1) With all of this focus on security, why do they insist on using Windows? 2) Outside of General Dynamics in the non-military world, why does IT insist on the same productivity burden where the customer is not accustomed to paying Pentagon prices to subsidize this stuff?

    73. Re:they need to protect their networks by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Huh. That reminds me of the time I got Influenza B, was out sick for a week, and when I got back my voice sounded like I had been gargling gravel. On the other hand, your policy would have denied a legitimate request, which is better than accepting a bad request.

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    74. Re:they need to protect their networks by danaris · · Score: 1

      ...Except that if you had a croaky voice, a) I would almost certainly know it already, through the office grapevine, and b) I would very easily be able to verify that it was, in fact, you. At the very worst, I could go up the 2 flights of stairs to your desk and *see* you, taking approximately 2 minutes.

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    75. Re:they need to protect their networks by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      That's why the ol' security maxim of basing authentication on "something you have and something you know." a.k.a. multi-factor authentication. It's a lot harder to social engineer something they have away from someone.

      Makes me wonder too, with cheap card readers, the something you have is like a car key. And yet, trying to get it in use is hard. It is like management wants the unnecessary risk. Or perhaps it is no one has the guts to tell the users this is how we do it.

      Getting push back too with new portables. $9 extra and you can have whole drive encryption for the HR people carting around out SSNs. "But they do not want to change!", but I wonder if management even asked them too.

      I know know why Pearl Harbors have to occur. But management will not see it that way, they will look for goats to sacrifice.

  2. What about the other half? by ccguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    half admit to installing unauthorized software
    I assume the other half:
    - Do it but don't admit it
    - Or don't it but are way less productive than their peers

    I don't know how it is for the rest of the slashdot crowd but almost everywhere I've worked it's impossible to be (decently) productive using only authorized software.

    The sad thing is not a matter of cost, but a matter of paperwork. Something as basic as winrar (no, let's not go into why would I want to use winanything) is impossible to get by the official channels.
    1. Re:What about the other half? by Smidge204 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Interesting how you say that "installing unauthorized software" = "more productive"

      I'm willing to bet that the vast majority of "unauthorized software" are things like chat clients, media players, RSS/Weather update notifiers, games and software for personal devices (iTunes etc).
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:What about the other half? by digitig · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I assume the other half:
      - Do it but don't admit it
      - Or don't it but are way less productive than their peers

      I don't know how it is for the rest of the slashdot crowd but almost everywhere I've worked it's impossible to be (decently) productive using only authorized software. Quite. I remember being employed to do software development when there were no programming languages included in the approved software, because the people who drew up the approved software list had never bothered to ask the business areas what they did with their computers. I never did get any languages approved, but I did get them to lift my authorisation level so I could run executables that weren't on their heavily locked-down desktop, which was all it took. The company bought the C++ compiler I asked for, and I installed and used it -- unauthorised.
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    3. Re:What about the other half? by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why do you assume that? Never crossed your mind that the other half don't, but are just as productive (or more so)? Maybe the other half can learn to use the authorized software instead of being so tied to one particular program and can't be bothered to learn something new.

    4. Re:What about the other half? by Compholio · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Firefox, SSH, VNC, .... Not to mention that a lot of tech support happens over IRC and IM.

    5. Re:What about the other half? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Where I work the first two (FireFox, SSH) are pre-installed and the third I haven't needed. Tech support happens over a dedicated phone number... useful if your computer can't get online :P

    6. Re:What about the other half? by poetmatt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, they were pretty darn accurate.

      At my work, the things I install "unauthorized" for myself and my coworkers which are 100% productivity:

      Firefox
      Phrase Express (text macro program)
      Stardock
      Microsoft Powertools/toys (the one that gives you a screenshot of each app when you alt+tab).

      None are "approved" but all the techs approve of it, because they know better.

      None of them use any of what you mentioned. No RSS readers, no games, no funky screensavers, no weather spyware shit. Work is laid back enough to not care (many people just browse the web all day, I mean cmon I'm replying on slashdot), but most people don't push the slacking that far. Also, we're an enormous multibillion $ nonprofit corporation and what I am telling you is like...hmm, well its a worldwide company with thousands of employees. I've talked to the CEO and even he has admitted to having a preference for firefox over IE for example, even though the CIO hasn't officially or formally approved it.

      I don't mean it to be ad hominem on this, but I will say you are making a pretty general bias here that is pretty generally not accurate.

    7. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Firefox: If places don't allow multiple browsers, thats their own fault. Just stupid.

      VNC: If it's needed for the job, I'd have it installed, or some other similar remote management program...VNC isn't all that feature rich. You'd probably need NAT for that as well, and you ought to run it through a tunnel. Otherwise, I am the firewall gestapo. I open ports for no one, and if you try to local proxy all your traffic out through 80 I will notice.

      SSH: See above, except for the tunnel part.

      The worst type of user is the tech guy who doesn't work in IT. They always think they know better, they have a massive attitude, and a huge superiority complex. If you can prove to me you know your shit, I'll give you some leeway, but that leeway is probably just having your box dumped out into the DMZ, and you screw it up, you fix it.

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    8. Re:What about the other half? by ccguy · · Score: 1

      Interesting how you say that "installing unauthorized software" = "more productive"
      Yes. The stuff you mention is usually installed by other kind of users, definitely not developers.
      If you want we can also talk about having the same policy regarding installed/installed software, permissions, etc for everybody (from programmers to secretaries) is counterproductive.
    9. Re:What about the other half? by ccguy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Never crossed your mind that the other half don't, but are just as productive (or more so)?
      No.

      Maybe the other half can learn to use the authorized software instead of being so tied to one particular program and can't be bothered to learn something new.
      OK OK, I'll give notepad another chance for my code editing, and I'm sure I can come up with two decent .bat script to launch the compiler and so on... More good ideas? Email them all to ccguysboss@gmail.com :-)
    10. Re:What about the other half? by Guspaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and software for personal devices (iTunes etc).

      I'm more productive when listening to music (blocks out outside noise). I've worked at places where my bosses have SUGGESTED that I get a pair of headphones and listen to music at work. If anything, iTunes should make an employee MORE productive by helping them get into the zone, and less prone to distractions.

      The same thing applies to media players, assuming they're used for audio and not video. Anyone suggesting that such things makes employees less productive has obviously never worked for a software development company/department.

    11. Re:What about the other half? by haystor · · Score: 5, Funny

      "They always think they know better, they have a massive attitude, and a huge superiority complex."

      They?

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    12. Re:What about the other half? by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      But does that necessarily mean that the employees will be less productive? Take iTunes, for example. I, for one, work better while listening to music. It may be unauthorized and unproductive in and of itself, but for me it actually increases net productivity (something that my coworkers and employer quickly recognized, fortunately).

      I understand the problem with people installing games, though. I hope for their sake that they use them only during their breaks or lunch.

    13. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst type of user is the tech guy who doesn't work in IT. They always think they know better, they have a massive attitude, and a huge superiority complex. If you can prove to me you know your shit, I'll give you some leeway, but that leeway is probably just having your box dumped out into the DMZ, and you screw it up, you fix it.

      You're kidding, right? Who is the one with the massive attitude and huge superiority complex?

      As the IT guy, it is your job to 'know your shit' and provide me with the tools I need to get my job done. If you know more than me, good for you. Unlike you, I don't really care whose dick is bigger. I just want to get my work done. Can we just get things done without the drama?

    14. Re:What about the other half? by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      What's the ratio of developers:non-developers for people who use computers at work?

      I'm guessing comparatively small, given that computer stations are set up for just about every employee that has a dedicated space, even if it's just a countertop.
      =Smidge=

    15. Re:What about the other half? by techpawn · · Score: 1

      The worst type of user is the tech guy who doesn't work in IT. They always think they know better, they have a massive attitude, and a huge superiority complex.
      Yes, the wizkids who think because they have XP Pro they are able to do anything....

      No! Bad poweruser! No cookie! Best to show them why YOU'RE in IT and they are not. When they realize it's more than clicking the right buttons half the time and rebooting, they seem to calm down.
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    16. Re:What about the other half? by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No.

      Ahh, a self important ass that believes his world view is the only correct one. Gotcha.

      OK OK, I'll give notepad another chance for my code editing, and I'm sure I can come up with two decent .bat script to launch the compiler and so on... More good ideas? Email them all to ccguysboss@gmail.com :-)

      Ya... because it's either VIM or notepad. Well have fun installing all the crap you think you need, I need to get back to doing actual work.

    17. Re:What about the other half? by aclarke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you can prove to me you know your shit, I'll give you some leeway, but that leeway is probably just having your box dumped out into the DMZ, and you screw it up, you fix it.
      Yeah, way to go. Great idea. So when your "clueless user's" box in the DMZ is pwned and your boss' boss' boss and the company lawyers are wondering how the competition knows the quarter's sales number before they're announced, you can complain about how stupid the user was for not being able to secure the box that you put out in the DMZ.

      Good luck with your job.
    18. Re:What about the other half? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      My lusers don't generally have the permissions to install their own software. I'm willing to install software for them, as long as 1) they've got a license and 2) it's not going to fuck up the machine. That's subject to some change (some supervisors don't want IM s/w), and I have some users that I can trust to know better, and so they have local administrator rights.

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    19. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      No, see I do work in IT, so it's justified. ;)

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    20. Re:What about the other half? by lwsimon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And then you have the ones like me. I work in HR, not IT, but more than half of my IMs are probably with the sysadmins talking about Linux news. If someone in my department needs support, they generally come to me first. I only forward them to PC Support if its something other than user error (which is rare). Then again, by the same token, I keep PC Support in the loop on things. If there is a common issue, I'll call them up and tell them about it. If I need to install software (such as Apache, which I needed to install a while ago), I tell them. I'm also savvy enough to only have it turned on when I need it, so its not a real attack vector. Powerusers can make your jobs easier if you let us. The trick is to tell know-it-alls from true powerusers, as they can look a lot alike from a distance. The ones that call and ask narrowly-defined questions are the ones you'er looking for.

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    21. Re:What about the other half? by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "installing unauthorized software" = "more productive"
      False dichotomy.

      Where I work, the company standard IDEs for web development are Dreamweaver or Eclipse. Both are completely unacceptable. Yet, a F/OSS text editor like jEdit is nonstandard but allows me to be much more productive. Why? Because it allows me to work quickly. I have all of the powerful text editing tools of an IDE without the extreme overhead.

      Also, as someone else replied, Firefox and certain plugins like Firebug and the Tidy validator are critical. I am a web developer, you see, and IE's ultracrappy javascript debugging capabilities are not even worth considering (even with the insanely useless MSFT Dev Toolbar installed). Profiling AJAX calls, or ANY HTTP request, is impossible without a tool like Firebug. And they are all nonstandard, but without them it would be more time consuming if not practically impossible for me to debug or optimize web pages.

      I am not trying to install iTunes or GAIM or games. Stupid people install that stuff at work. I just want to use tools that will allow me to get the job done. The web and its technologies are rapidly changing. Company Standard Software committees do not seem to be able to keep up, at least where I work. So, you can either 1) fight the establishment and risk looking like an "OSS hippie troublemaker" and still never get what you need, 2) work with approved but ineffective and usually expensive tools, or 3) just install what you need and produce good work. Within reason, I go with option number 3.

      So...unauthorized software isn't always better; authorized software isn't always better.
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    22. Re:What about the other half? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Izarc (because the 'authorized' WinZip sucks)
      Firefox (One internal website went as far as to redirect you to 'this doesn't work with FF' even though changing the user agent made it work just fine).
      WinAmp because yes, I am more productive when I'm listening to music.

      Sametime 7.5 (Company only 'authorizes' up to 6.5, but the difference is amazing), but I guess that's a 'chat' client.
      Foxit instead of Adobe
      DVAssist because I type on Dvorak and sometimes other people want to use my computer. Heck I even edited the registry (GHASP) so that Dvorak was the login keymap instead of QWERTY.
      Some stuff from Yokogawa so that I can remotely control a scope that I got off of their website
      WinDirStat because we kept getting e-mails about our shared drive filling up and I wanted to visually see wtf was going on.
      Launchy because I love launching all my programs from my keyboard (I'm a Mac user and used Spotlight/Quicksilver at home)
      4T Tray Minimizer so I can move stuff off of my screen and still have it running like Matlab or Excel. ...
      Oh and Angry IP scanner (which my virus software deleted until I downloaded the beta which has a different name) because I work with XPC boxes, Yokogawa scopes and other devices that I have to change my IP for and I want to see if the cable is working so I ping them. And sometimes they don't have the IP address written on the side of the box, so I have to ping the whole subnet.

    23. Re:What about the other half? by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tech support happens over a dedicated phone number... useful if your computer can't get online :P
      Not all tech support is for the LAN. It's becoming quite common for tech support to offer support over IM. We often got colo and database support through IM. It's easier to message someone rather than play phone tag. They also appreciate not being interrupted constantly by ringing phones.

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    24. Re:What about the other half? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I should add that I preinstall lots of software.

      Let's see: Jzip, JkDefrag screensaver, Firefox, Thunderbird, Flash, SSH client, IE7, K-Lite Mega Codec Pack, Office 2007, calendar client, Java, .NET, Spybot S&D, Windows Defender, SpywareBlaster, Acrobat Reader, CCleaner, antivirus, sometimes IrfanView, and all the Windows/Office/etc. updates. I keep all of that up-to-date.

      So it's not that I'm a fascist, so much, but more that I'm lazy and don't want my users creating work for me because they're bored.

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    25. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not in IT because I don't have "experience" - never mind that I DO KNOW MORE THAN THE IT PEOPLE DO.

      Enough that I (without automated tools) rescued someone else in my department from a lost password by ripping the hash from SAM, de-syskeyed it, and looked it up with a rainbow table.

    26. Re:What about the other half? by ccguy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Ya... because it's either VIM or notepad.
      It's either whatever comes with Windows, Office, and a few other things.
      You obviously seem to believe (actually to be sure) that the problem is that I don't like the alternatives I'm given, instead of the possibility that the official, approved list, just doesn't have everything that is needed.
      You call me a self important ass because I don't think it _possible_ to be a productive(*) Java programmer using only the JDK...obviously you must be a magician, or maybe you are less productive than you think you are.

      (*) when compared to have someone with the same skill set and the proper tools.
    27. Re:What about the other half? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet that the vast majority of "unauthorized software" are things like chat clients


      Well, I don't think they're unauthorized where I work, but they're not installed by default. I installed one, and it has added to my productivity. Exchanging code snippets/discusssing code/debugging problems with coworkers in other buildings or states is rather faster ver IM than email. The reason is that if you are performning a very large number of small operations, the latency of email (maybe 10 seconds, sometimes more) really starts to cut in.

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    28. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not my job to convince you, it's your job to convince me. If you can't convince me, that's not my problem.

      Case in point, Instant Messenger. I get people trying to sell me on instant messenger all day long...They want to use it for inter-departmental discussion. Okay. So I set up an internal IM server, and gave everyone access. No, it's not enough. We need to talk to people in other business units. Ok. Fine. I set it up corporate wide, and route all the traffic through secure tunnels. No, it's not enough, we need to talk to customers. Too bad, use email.

      Really, people want to talk to their friends in other locations. So I should open up my network to the sort of vulnerabilities that come with AIM and the other big services, just so they can goof off? I bend over backwards to provide the functionality they say they need, until it becomes obvious that they just want a toy. Not my responsibility to provide this. Learn to use email.

      I know a lot of places are run by paranoid morons who are afraid of web browsers and Open Office; I get it. But that doesn't mean that there are no real security concerns, and it doesn't mean that all rules are arbitrary.

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    29. Re:What about the other half? by the_rev_matt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm on a government project. None of the software we need to use is approved. IDE, debugger, sql optimizer, photoshop, etc etc. The network administrators aren't allowed to have PuTTY, nmap, etc. If the branch chief's secretary doesn't need it, they don't see why we would.

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    30. Re:What about the other half? by techpawn · · Score: 1

      If someone in my department needs support, they generally come to me first. I only forward them to PC Support if its something other than user error (which is rare).
      It may be a difference in opinion or company policy about the use of "power users". I know the director gets rather upset if we find a user doing IT work even WITH a blessing from the sysadmin. It's like the sheriff deputizing you to take out Val Vista and you take out his whole gang in the process. Well, the Sheriff still needs to answer to the Governor about why the hell he took out a whole gang when he was just going after one guy, or why the machine got reinstalled when all it needed was a service pack removed.
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    31. Re:What about the other half? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The worst type of user is the tech guy who doesn't work in IT. They always think they know better, they have a massive attitude, and a huge superiority complex. If you can prove to me you know your shit, I'll give you some leeway, but that leeway is probably just having your box dumped out into the DMZ, and you screw it up, you fix it.


      And if the guy is an engineer, then they probably do know better. Especially in their area. And then we engineers have to fight against guys like you who have a chip on their shoulder and insist that our knowledge and need to work is a "massive attitude" or "superiority complex".
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    32. Re:What about the other half? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Don't forget [insert your favorite virtual machine tool]...to run the "authorized" corporate image that suffers from bitrot and administrative whim. Then we run the leaner, meaner OS beneath (with the unauthorized apps that don't need to be with the corporate image). We're also inclined to divert internet bound traffic through our cell phones, because...there's no proxy in the way.

      But are we bad employees...none of us think so. It's how we do more with less, which outside of IT, is what we're all pushed for.

    33. Re:What about the other half? by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      My list of 'unauthorized' software:

      • Wireshark
      • WinPCap
      • Firefox
      • ConTEXT
      • ExamDiff
      • GTK+ runtime environment
      • IVT VT200 Freeware
      • KDiff3
      • PDFCreator
      • The GIMP
      • XMLMind XML Editor Standard
      • Console2
      • ResHack
      • SysInternals - most of them!
      • InkScape
      • NTFS Link
      • @Icon Sushi
      • WinDirStat

      None of these are available from central IT support. Almost all of them are essential for my job.

    34. Re:What about the other half? by kanwisch · · Score: 1

      I don't know how it is for the rest of the slashdot crowd but almost everywhere I've worked it's impossible to be (decently) productive using only authorized software. I was lucky enough to be a key player in determining our End User Agreement design. The solution, from my vantage point, is having the organization know what's installed, why, and who's going to maintain it. So, it is an expectation that if you install something, you report it. The boss is supposed to review that annually to ensure you need it and that you've updated it. If you get hacked b/c of a tool you installed and didn't report or maintain, you're culpable.

      This is but a tiny part of a larger security program in our sub-organization including software push responsibility (internally contracted), technical security measures, and an internal Security Reference and annual awareness assessment. An active committee maintains the EUA, Reference, and supplies their peers with the latest happenings.

      So I agree, to be efficient you gotta have tools that work well for you, but at the same time responsibility must be drawn, reviewed, and flexible.
    35. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 0

      So you think that you should be trusted with more access because you're running password crackers on your coworkers machine?

      It's exactly that sort of script-kiddie crap that worries me about the guy who "knows more than the IT people do."

      Put yourself in my shoes: what would you do if it came to your attention that someone in one of the departments you support was cracking passwords for people? I'm trying to come up with a security issue on the same level. Cloning access cards? Copying keys? If I report it to management on any level, you'd be fired because managers live in fear that you'll read their seeecret files.

      You can't do that kind of crap in a business environment. It's like the guy who sets up the unauthorized wireless router on the network, just by plugging it into the wall and getting an address through dhcp...Now I've gotta turn fucking DHCP off because of dumbasses who are perfectly willing to plug a wireless router into a secure network, and then I've got to lock the IPs to mac addresses, and THEN I have to lock it to mac address and hardware signature because of bright boys like you who are willing to compromise the entire system to make things easier for themselves.

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    36. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's your problem when it has an impact.

    37. Re:What about the other half? by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One internal website went as far as to redirect you to 'this doesn't work with FF'

      If there's one thing I hate more than company standard software boards who chronically Don't Get It, it's the self-proclaimed Intranet Hall Monitor buttholes. Show me someone who goes out of his way to intentionally deny users access to a site simply because he dislikes the user-agent...and I'll show you someone who just doesn't get the medium he is working with. "Internet? Shucks no, boy, I use that there big ole blue E! The one right there on my compooter screen!"
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    38. Re:What about the other half? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I'm the tech guy who doesn't (currently) work in IT.

      Once the graphics card failed on my machine (Dell, with Nvidia vidcards with those faulty capacitors) it took IT _weeks_ to get it replaced.

      I only need one port open - port 443. HTTP Proxy is fine just let me do the CONNECT a.b.c.d :).

      My choice of "Fav App"? vmware server ;).

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    39. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Oh an impact; sounds like you work in advertising.

      It's my problem when I open up something that causes a meltdown because someone wants a service that has no practical benefit to the company. That is an impact. Not allowing a tool that someone is in love with because I feel like it offers no benefit that outweighs the risk...That's sound security practice.

      We opened up IM for a while a few years back. Unfortunately for the users it was during the height of SoX, so we logged everything...We were getting bought out, so it was the law. Lot of users had made a big stink over the "impact" of no IM, so I took a certain amount of satisfaction when the corporate auditors went over the IM logs. Now we're back to no IM, because obviously no one uses the internal stuff.

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    40. Re:What about the other half? by techpawn · · Score: 1

      I am not in IT because I don't have "experience" - never mind that I DO KNOW MORE THAN THE IT PEOPLE DO. Enough that I (without automated tools) rescued someone else in my department from a lost password by ripping the hash from SAM, de-syskeyed it, and looked it up with a rainbow table.
      *sighs*There is a place in hell for me for replying to this... Just because something CAN be done doesn't mean it SHOULD be or WILL be. Especially in IT. Just because we CAN read your emails doesn't mean that we DO. Just because we CAN hack files and recover passwords doesn't mean that's what policy states. We might not do something doesn't mean we don't Know HOW TO, it may mean we're not allowed to.

      People think because I was born in the early 80 and wear vans and leather bracelets to work means that I'll let them do ANYTHING. But, I'm familiar with our policies... Hell, I WROTE SOME! So don't think that we're push overs
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    41. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wuh?

      You just just listed a bunch of cases where 'unauthorized' software makes you more productive and not even one counter-case of 'authorized' software being more useful and yet you think you've shown something new?

      I think that's a false false dichotomy.

    42. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of these policies create a market for those who can circumvent them. I work for a company with such hyper-restrictive rules and counterproductive policies, they are just BEGGING someone to build a business that supplies software and hosted apps to bypass the corporate IT dept. Critical stuff is taking 8X as long and costing 10X as much as it should.

      IT is more interested in creating rules and enforcing them than facilitating the business process. Anyone who wants to facilitate the business process is pretty much disabled by the preventers of information services. Meanwhile, the people really NEED services would be quite receptive to a third-party approach.

      Instead of SAAS (Software As A Service), I offer the concept of CAAS (Circumvention As A Service).

    43. Re:What about the other half? by iainl · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the problem is that people don't like the authorized software because Firefox is nicer than IE7, and sometimes they like silly IM clients, but most of the time, the software that they actually need to do their job isn't "authorized".

      Just as an example, clients (particularly European ones, it seems) often send us documents in .RAR format. I can either install unauthorized software to open them, or go back and ask them to repackage it in a .ZIP.

      You can guess which option most people in the office go for, and which is considered the more productive.

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    44. Re:What about the other half? by thousandinone · · Score: 1

      That right there is the big Achilles Heel of IT, and the reason there are so many IT workers but so few competent ones. Hiring decisions are generally not made by IT workers, but rather by an HR zombie. Your company may be different- if so, count yourself lucky. These HR Zombies look for two things: the "flavor of the month" certification, and experience. Problem is, any drone with a credit card and a web browser can all buy buy his certification online. In the case of experience, well, it rapidly becomes useless as new technologies are adopted. Granted, few companies adopt new technologies immediately, but many work on a limited life cycle for equipment. And unfortunately, a considerable portion of IT workers don't learn new technologies until they have to- and then, its rushed. The good ones are those who stay on top of things- these are the people who are genuinely interested in the field. And these days, they are a rarity among a multitude of those who just saw IT as another "get rich quick" scheme.

    45. Re:What about the other half? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Stuff I have installed here at work which is unofficial/unauthorized:

      WinXP
      -----
      Firefox
      PuTTY
      FileZilla server
      JFE and FTE
      KDiff3
      Eclipse
      Cygwin XLiveCD (if you can call that "installed")
      Source Navigator
      GNU GLOBAL
      SQL Navigator
      SpaceMonger
      ClipDiary
      WinXP PowerToys
      Process Explorer
      IrfanView
      Embellish
      3m Postit Notes

      Solaris/Development
      -------------------
      Midnight Commander
      DDD
      NEdit
      Eskil
      Exuberant ctags
      cscope and freescope
      WCD
      colorlog.pl
      colorized ls

      OS2200/Development
      ------------------
      CSHELL/GREP/MORE
      UEDIT
      VSH
      FINDREF
      LOCATOR
      DOWN
      DIFF
      CALL
      SQED
      FTPACK
      IDUMP
      XCOPY
      PRT

      etc.

      Many are editors, code management/searching tools, file management tools, or misc utilities.

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    46. Re:What about the other half? by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      The worst type of user is the tech guy who doesn't work in IT. They always think they know better, they have a massive attitude, and a huge superiority complex. This hits close to home. The IT department here is "windows certified" 'nough said. After dealing with windows that take about 10 min to load (networked everything crap), them preventing me from putting a firewall on the pc so stupid preinstalled programs don't call home every 10 seconds, them really not knowing how to set up virtual drives: I had to get my own laptop (mac). They know about it as I wouldn't do anything behind their backs, it's just not professional. Now they leave me alone and I leave them alone. I have internet access and that is all I need (college setting).
    47. Re:What about the other half? by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm willing to bet that the vast majority of "unauthorized software" are things like chat clients, media players, RSS/Weather update notifiers, games and software for personal devices (iTunes etc).

      I'll bet I'm not the only one that carries a flash drive filled with very useful, PORTABLE APPS (and bless the people that create them!) I can run them without any permission because they don't need to install. How about things like Gimp and KompoZer so I can get my job done better and faster? The only "legitimate" graphics editor I can have installed is a very old version of Photoshop which costs $$$ and FrontPage is the only "official" HTML editor.

      That's part of the problem when they really tighten things down. Sometimes it's about what software is allowed even if you pay for it. The smaller companies can have the advantage over the larger ones as they are usually more flexible--so you can get the tools you need, as long as you have the budget. The large ones tend to get a set of standard software (i.e., MS Office) and getting anything else (including MS Access) is like pulling teeth. They forget not everyone does the "stadand" type work of spreadsheets and memos.

      Also none of the companies I've contracted for have gone to Firefox as an alternative (or IE7 for that matter). Even when they have a web site that's undoubtably being viewed by others using something besides IE6 (and I'm part of the team responsible for the web site.) So it's nice when I can use my browser to view pages...if the network allows.

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    48. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      The reason people complain about IT so much is that there really are places out there who think it is their entire job to prohibit users from doing anything.

      If someone really needs that access, what would you suggest I do? Give it to them right there inside the protected network? Or put them out where I put everything that needs unusual access? And once they're there, their extra access is noted on the monthly security audits, and any problems that come down on them would come down on them the same as if they'd lost a laptop containing the same information.

      Not much of a risk anyway. My DMZ is more restricted than the rest of the network, in many respects.

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    49. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      If they DO need that access, then more power to 'em. My biggest problem with that type of user is their attempts to subvert the standard development environment.

      I did a guy a favor once and installed a bunch of compilers and libraries for him to "play with" and it snowballed into a shit storm because he immediately stopped working with the stuff he was supposed to be working with and started using the stuff I'd foolishly installed. Lesson learned.

      Most of the time the sort of "tech user" I'm talking about doesn't have a tech job...They're in marketing or some crap.

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    50. Re:What about the other half? by ImpShial · · Score: 1
      My list of 'unauthorized' software:

      • CBR Viewer
      • Photoshop CS3 -)(-
      • Torque Game Builder
      • DAZ Studio 2
      • Crysis
      • 3D Studio MAX
      • GoldWave
      • Blender
      • Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds
      • Quickbooks Lite

      None of these are available from central IT support.

      Almost all of them are essential at my accounting firm.

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    51. Re:What about the other half? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      If anything, iTunes should make an employee MORE productive by helping them get into the zone, and less prone to distractions.


      Except for the fact that iTunes, like every other web-based entertainment product, sucks up network bandwidth. Bandwidth which your employer has to pay for (unless you are your own employer).

      It's all well and good until people start complaining about how slow the network is. Well gee, stop pulling music/video/etc over the network and you won't have these problems. Use a radio/iPod/walkman/whatever and you won't have these issues.

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    52. Re:What about the other half? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Sadly Sadly true and this isn't even on a 'useful' internal website. It's something about health services where it's full of JS calculators to help us calculate a BMI and junk. You think that was entertaining you should have heard the argument between me and the HR rep.
      "Firefox works fine you have this dumbass script".
      "No other browser but firefox will work"
      "No. IT WORKS."

      I just gave up after that. I even used firefox to contact IT about a broken webserver, they had just upgraded webservers and firefox stopped redirecting. So I looked at the content and the webserver was sending it as mime/text instead of html. IE didn't care and still worked. I e-mailed them about the misconfiguration, never got a thank you but the next day it was fixed. //function to check the browser and if IE then displays home page //else displays an error message
      function checkBrowser(){
              var browser = navigator.appName;
              var browserVersion = navigator.appVersion;
              version=0
              if (navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE")!=-1){
                      temp=browserVersion.split("MSIE")
                      version=parseFloat(temp[1])
              } //changes done by .... .... - 4 Jan 2007 to solve IE 7.0 issue
              if((browser == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") && (version == 6.0) && (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Opera")==-1)){

                      parent.location.href='...action=login';
              }
              else{
                      parent.location.href='...action=login&browserError=true';
              }
      }

    53. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think that's a false false dichotomy."
      Great, here's another: you are either a retard or a quasi-literate moron.

      With morbid stupidity like yours, ad hominem is the only way to go.

    54. Re:What about the other half? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Really, people want to talk to their friends in other locations. So I should open up my network to the sort of vulnerabilities that come with AIM and the other big services, just so they can goof off? I bend over backwards to provide the functionality they say they need, until it becomes obvious that they just want a toy. Not my responsibility to provide this. Learn to use email.
      A) You (or someone) opened up you network to "the sort of vulnerabilities" when you agreed use Windows (I know this because you wouldn't be worried about AIM (i.e. GAIM, or similiar) as a security risk if you were running a secure OS), so why suddenly start worrying about security now, when you've already screwed the pooch?

      B) If you had IM you could be doing that to waste time during business hours, rather than posting on Slashdot how you have nothing but disdain for people who want to use the net to waste time at work.

      C) Yes, I DO like to IM my friends at work. e.g. "Hey man, do you remember the name of that tool we used to use to use to [insert business related productive tool here.]" and "Great, thanks! Now if I can just get SatanicPuppy to let me install it, even though he doesn't see the value of it since he doesn't need it, assuming of course I can get him away from his Slashdot time wasting session :-)
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    55. Re:What about the other half? by iONiUM · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you're implying iTunes and media player do not make people more productive? So, not listening to my music makes me far less productive? Good one. Too bad that's not true at all.

    56. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The first school I went to was a joke. Terrible network policies, crappy equipment, mediocre connections in the dorms. The systems were weak and poorly secured...The servers were hilarious; you could take 'em down with any resource-hogging program, just as a lark. The admins were clueless and therefore rigid and authoritarian.

      The next school I went to was the exact opposite: huge network, sexy unix mainframes, fibre to the dorms, effectively unlimited bandwidth. I still managed to crash a mainframe every now and then, but it took a lot more work (stupidity), and it always got a response from the admins...Not a bad response either; I got access to the code-test mainframes my freshman year. A quick and easy approval for a privilege I didn't even know existed, and one which they were not required to offer me. The admins were well paid; they were there to support the student systems and to support the research labs from which the grant money flowed like wine.

      I always try to be more like the latter than the former. You should always try and help well-intentioned people whenever possible, especially when they're working toward a goal that you're supposed to support. But there is a limit.

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    57. Re:What about the other half? by Assassin_for_Atari · · Score: 1

      I would have to agree with this. The authorized applications that my work place gives me doesn't do half of what I need to it to do to be productive. That or the tools they give me require 5 steps, where software A that everyone in the field uses does it in one step...

      1 step over 5 sounds more productive to me!

    58. Re:What about the other half? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      It's either whatever comes with Windows, Office, and a few other things.

      So, what are the few other things you gloss over? If the approved tools don't work, why have you not presented your case for using something else? Eclipse is free, I fail to see how you could fail to convience your company to let you use that?

      You obviously seem to believe (actually to be sure) that the problem is that I don't like the alternatives I'm given, instead of the possibility that the official, approved list, just doesn't have everything that is needed.

      Actually I believe that someone that prefers VIM is pretty set in their ways, considering that something like Eclipse would make them more productive.

      You call me a self important ass because I don't think it _possible_ to be a productive(*) Java programmer using only the JDK...obviously you must be a magician, or maybe you are less productive than you think you are.

      I didn't say you weren't productive; just not very in comparison to someone using say Eclipse. There's no magic, I simply learn to use the tools I'm given effectively, or can argue to get a tool if none provided fit.

    59. Re:What about the other half? by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you ever used IETab? It's a Firefox extension that brings up pages in a tab that uses IE. Our intranet is such that many sites that I have to use require IE6 but I use Firefox for most dev work. Most of the time, that extension gets me in just fine. Don't remember which user-agent string it supplies, though, but you might find it helpful if you don't already have it.

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    60. Re:What about the other half? by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      You could always disable all of the network stuff in iTunes. Turn off the store, turn off playlist sharing, etc. I have iTunes on my PC at work and all it does is play back music from CDs and mp3s; nothing network related.

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      "Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs. We have a protractor."
    61. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Spare me the Windows crap. Hardly anyone has the authority to make that sort of choice in the IT world, and your dig concerning it does little but show inexperience. If I did have a choice, I'd probably have more Macs. Having gone through Linux-on-the-desktop a few times, I'm not prepared to go through it again right now, though I've exponentiated Linux-in-the-server-room since I got here.

      Shrug. I could be doing a lot of things. Mostly what I'm doing right now is working on a goddamn automated data transfer, and it takes about 1 post to run, and it keeps kicking out errors. Since I'm working through lunch, I doubt anyone will complain. And I'm real nice about people's web usage.

      I do occasionally feel guilty smacking down people who would use the extra access for good stuff, and I've been known to make exceptions (with occasional dire warnings about what I'll do to 'em if they misuse it). But mostly I'm dealing with arrogant liberal arts majors who get really pissy whenever someone has the audacity to trump their will, and I tend to not be willing to make exceptions in that case. Thankfully I don't have to do as much of it these days (I make the windows guy deal with 'em ;)

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    62. Re:What about the other half? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      The worst type of user is the tech guy who doesn't work in IT. They always think they know better, they have a massive attitude, and a huge superiority complex. If you can prove to me you know your shit, I'll give you some leeway, but that leeway is probably just having your box dumped out into the DMZ, and you screw it up, you fix it. Let me preface this by saying that this may not apply to you...

      I'm a non-IT tech guy who used to work in IT. I work under the assumption that any given IT person I'm working with is somebody who is stuck there because they're not good enough to move into another tech position, until they prove otherwise (Those people also have a massive attitude and superiority complex. If they didn't, BOFH wouldn't be funny.). Yes, there are fantastic system, software, and network administrators out there. I've heard rumor of good DBAs, and I once met a good storage networks engineer, but he moved to sales when he found out it paid better. Most "IT" people, in my experience, have neither the understanding, nor the desire to understand the "whys" of their job. They do what the trade rag, the certification instructor, the internet forum, or, if you're lucky, the manual told them to do, and apply zero critical thinking to the task at hand.

      I think that your approach is sound, but it can be hard to realize it can go both ways. Which is scary, because the most likely situation is a bad tech consumer working working with a bad IT person.
    63. Re:What about the other half? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think most techs, and even admins are going to fall into the, "as long as it doesn't break anything, I don't really care." camp. As an admin, I couldn't care less which browser people use. We do have a few in house applications which are IE only, but as long as people are willing to deal with their own browser issues, if they want to use Firefox, Safari, Lynx, go for it. Just don't bug me when your browser of choice doesn't display correctly. Mind you, I work for a small research group at a University; so, YMMV.

      On the other side of the coin, I do understand why IT departments can be heavy handed about the software on client systems. It's tough to support $diety knows what on a system that has a million different applications installed. While it's simple to tell people that we won't support anything which is not on the "approved" list, it's much harder in practice to tell someone that they have lost all of their data to a bug in a program that helps them in their work. As an example of this, part of my mission is to support certain masters level students and their computers. I had one poor lady who's entire master's thesis was nearly lost because of a third party application which helps with adding and managing endnotes. The official answer would have been, "we don't support that, sorry." But it takes a certain level of heartlessness to actually say that to someone. So, I spent a few hours figuring out how to get the document back out of the program.

      And none of this considers the poor bastards who have to deal with HIPPA and/or Sarbanes-Oxley. With the security requirements mandated by both of those, I can kinda understand the BOFH approach and using mafia style tactics to enforce desktop policy. There are just some environments where security is a must, and the IT guys suddenly have to be the bad guys about it. Again, by way of example, my last job was setting up systems for physical security and access control systems. A guard level login to the system presented the user with a blank desktop, no taskbar, and a small application with a couple buttons on it to launch the required applications. Beyond that, they had nothing. The Start Menu was disabled, right clicking on the desktop was disabled, sticky keys and other accessibility options were disabled, autorun was disabled, the BIOS had a password, the system would only boot to the primary drive, etc. There was also the expectation that the system itself was going to be locked up to prevent physical access. It worked pretty well for what it was meant to do, which was prevent a bored guard from installing something at 3am.

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      Laziness is the father.
    64. Re:What about the other half? by Spad · · Score: 1

      Which is fine as long as you don't end up with users who have 5Gb of music dumped on the file server and then complain that they can't save any of their vitally important documents because they're over their quota.

    65. Re:What about the other half? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      If all you're doing is playing back CDs and mp3s, you might as well go with Windows Media Player or Quicktime.

      But yes, your point is valid. Turning off the network stuff is an option but that's one more thing we who monitor the network and configure PCs would have to keep track of.

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      We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    66. Re:What about the other half? by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      The admins were clueless and therefore rigid and authoritarian. I think you hit on something I never realized. The more clueless the admin, the more authoritarian they become (and also by yor example, the more confident they are the more meaningful the interactions are). I wish I could moderate and mark your comment insightful.
    67. Re:What about the other half? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      No, because the people I work with are retarded and/or have an exceedingly large amount of windows open at a time. Stardock is a lot more efficient to switch between a large quantity of programs than the "group similar icons" thing is, especially with autohide on for stardock.

      Forget flashy, but it really does help a lot. We're talking an average of 25-75 windows open at the same time from 6-15 programs.

    68. Re:What about the other half? by ccguy · · Score: 1

      So, what are the few other things you gloss over? If the approved tools don't work, why have you not presented your case for using something else? Eclipse is free, I fail to see how you could fail to convience your company to let you use that?
      As I said in my original post, cost is not the issue. Getting an authorization to use Eclipse would be impossible. The support desk refuses to authorize installation of anything that they don't know inside out, because if something goes wrong they are supposed to help the user. That just the way it is. Of course, I could guarantee them that I won't ask for support, and that if something goes wrong I take full responsibility. Guess what... that's exactly the description of unauthorized software.

      I didn't say you weren't productive;
      You implied that I could be with whatever tools were given to me as long as I bothered to learn them. And no, it's not possible. It's like giving an accountant a programmable calculator and asking him to be as productive as he would be with Excel. So what do you think accountants do when Excel is not authorized? They just bring one from home. (Actually, my company does have a corporate office license, but I know of many companies that don't bother).

      can argue to get a tool if none provided fit.
      If you _ever_ succeed in finding, getting access to and convincing the right person -in a company with more than 20,000 workers- to authorize and buy a specific piece of software you need, _please_ send me your CV. My teammates and I would be very interested in having you on board. I will have someone give my boss a blowjob if that's what it takes to hire you.
    69. Re:What about the other half? by adrenalinekick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're assuming that the functionality required is included in the functionality set of the authorized software.

      In my experience that rarely happens.

      I for one, along with the majority of my coworkers in my specific business area, would find a massive productivity slowdown without or so-called 'power-tools' which are all unauthorized. Tabs and plugins in firefox, shell access with putty (this functionality plain out doesn't EXIST in authorized software, yet my job requires me to be able to use ssh), a notepad replacement (are you serious, you want me to use notepad? come on now), GIMP (Paint? Ya, sure, that will work just fine...ha), WinSCP, a Print-to-PDF driver, and the list goes on.

      Can't be bothered to learn something new? Hardly. I don't care if you learn every pixel of the notepad interface, it is still not going to be a very good program for text editing. MS Paint sucks, and many companies don't provide the pricey Photoshop as an option, yet still want the colorful marketing pictures. Blame the IT department, or blame procurement if you want. I don't care who is to blame, the end result is that there is functionality that I need to accomplish my job within the time constraints expected of me which does not exist within the authorized software catalog. So I largely turn to OSS to avoid licensing issues.

      Besides... most of the alternative software I use is because MS provides free junk software which the IT department expects you to use like a good little soldier.

    70. Re:What about the other half? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      It's easier to message someone rather than play phone tag.

      If they are at their computer ready to answer an IM, they are generally by their telephone :) If not, you are essentially leaving a message via IM, and they are responding, the paradigm is precisely the same just the appliance you are using.

    71. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Eh. As you can probably imagine, I'm not allowed to talk to the users very often. My primary specialties are Unix, Code, and Databases (all about the same level, though "databases" isn't much of a specialty). The sysadmin thing is just a little something extra that you sort of get foisted off on you these days as a booby prize, if you can do the work. I don't have any current certs ATM...I was linux certified at one point, .Net at one point, and Cisco at two points. Mostly I'm self-taught, though I've a degree from a reputable 4 year institution.

      I know what you mean, certainly. I dealt with a guy on Friday, IT in another part of the corporation, who spent all day telling me that I was wrong about the problems on his network. The fact that he had three machines that (together) did more bandwidth than all the rest of their machines and all of OUR machines COMBINED, he dismissed as "people visit a lot of high bandwidth websites with those." WTF? The damn machine had used almost 5gigs by 9:00am...I didn't think they had enough external bandwidth to ALLOW that, and I know damn well they didn't get that by WEBSURFING. The problem had been widely known through their company; they'd added more bandwidth, rewired the inside of the building, but nobody ever looked at the goddamn logs! Amateur hour.

      I don't often give people the benefit of the doubt any more...I just had to walk a guy with an IT degree (who doesn't work in IT) through the process of figuring out what his IP was. But if someone proves to me that they're competent and they can hack it, and they prove to their boss they can be trusted with the extra privileges, I'll do whatever I can to make their job easier.

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    72. Re:What about the other half? by bkberry · · Score: 1

      >> Stardock

          And how does a Windows skinning program make you more productive?

          I can't think of a single application that Stardock makes that seems business-appropriate, or that at least couldn't be found via an open-source or reputable freeware site, and not as part of a bloated software suite.

    73. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Oh absolutely! I see it more in applications, a lot of the time...People who don't understand the application are terrified of doing anything in a way different from what they were taught, because if they break it, they can't fix it.

      On the other hand, someone who understands it, someone who knows how to fix the problems, and who can adapt if the situation changes, they're fine with things changing. They aren't afraid of it, so they're more relaxed.

      If you really understand the worst case scenario, it's not so scary. If you only know that there IS a worst case scenario, it's terrifying. If you have no knowledge of the worst case scenario, you're fearless.

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    74. Re:What about the other half? by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to think of a situation where a person in a business environment would even NEED to set up a wireless network when, in most cases, I'm guessing a wired or an already-setup encrypted wireless connection would do just fine. I'm betting there's a long story behind this...

    75. Re:What about the other half? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      This is a well written post, full of awesome. May you get modded accordingly based on what you wrote :) I agree with you 100% completely. My job is for a nonprofit org (name not mentioned for privacy), but they are definitely in the same laid back camp as a university I can imagine (although slightly less educated folks on our side for certain). I envy working in an intellectually challenging place such as yours over my own, definitely :P

    76. Re:What about the other half? by djdavetrouble · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think it is fair to make such a broad generalization.
      It depends on the person. I have had plenty of very technical people
      in non technical positions. It is the halfway ones that give me a problem.
      Someone that is savvy will already know how to gain
      administrative rights on a Mac Laptop, and won't have to ask. The truly savvy ones
      almost never call for support unless a piece of hardware has failed.

      Tales from the trenches:
      I was working desktop for an advertising agency around the time that p2p was
      becoming VERY popular (edonkey, kazaa, etc). Each summer we would get a new
      batch of college interns. You could bet on 2 things, the girls were cute, and the
      boys would barely even pause to call their moms before installing their favorite
      p2p platform.

      At my next company we discovered a guy running around after 6 pm starting edonkey
      on every computer in his department.

      It wasn't long before hair trigger p2p client detection was installed.

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      music lover since 1969
    77. Re:What about the other half? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      As I said in my original post, cost is not the issue. Getting an authorization to use Eclipse would be impossible. The support desk refuses to authorize installation of anything that they don't know inside out, because if something goes wrong they are supposed to help the user. That just the way it is.

      "Would be impossible" sounds like you haven't made the attempt. I'm sure the logic of them knowing programs "inside and out" is unreasonable because they'd have to be developers in addition to support desk, which means they'd need to be paid more. I'm sure there's somebody that sees the logic in that, but you've not presented your case to the right person or in the right manner. Seems odd to me anyone would accept a job knowing they wouldn't be able to have the tools they need to do it.

      Of course, I could guarantee them that I won't ask for support, and that if something goes wrong I take full responsibility. Guess what... that's exactly the description of unauthorized software.

      No, it's not the same. Unauthorized software will get you fired, authorized but without support will not. Authorized means you're ALLOWED to install the software, it has nothing to do with who's supporting it.

      You implied that I could be with whatever tools were given to me as long as I bothered to learn them. And no, it's not possible. It's like giving an accountant a programmable calculator and asking him to be as productive as he would be with Excel. So what do you think accountants do when Excel is not authorized? They just bring one from home. (Actually, my company does have a corporate office license, but I know of many companies that don't bother).

      My grandfather was an accountant; and in a time before programmable calculators as well as computers, imagine that! Anyway, I don't know why an accountant would use Excel over accounting software, which many would not have at home.

      If you _ever_ succeed in finding, getting access to and convincing the right person -in a company with more than 20,000 workers- to authorize and buy a specific piece of software you need, _please_ send me your CV. My teammates and I would be very interested in having you on board. I will have someone give my boss a blowjob if that's what it takes to hire you.

      So now we have a team of programmers using VI to do Java? Interesting. Somehow, I don't buy it. Besides, if you've already installed VI without authorization, why would you not just install Eclipse? Like I said, not very believable.

    78. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fully agree. With a few notable exceptions, IT should be able to find a way to let the users run almost anything that helps them do their jobs. Saying "No" is not an IT function, although it is perfectly reasonable to say, "We don't solve problems that arise from the use of 'X' and if any problem you report to us can be linked to the use of 'X' we will get rid of it as part of diagnosing the problem."

      Of course, there is the world of budgets, licensing, and record-keeping. But there is a world of GPL stuff out there, opposed by a community of clueless sysadmins. For all of their "concern" about security, the clueless admins would not be able to withstand even a rudimentary attack (to say nothing of a Nessus scan).

      Aside from Draconian inflexibility, another sign of cluelessness is the freebies that the clueless ones get from vendors. Check their [physical] desktops for knick-knacks of various types of giftware. All kinds of things appear as if by magic: shiny things encased in Lucite, shirts with the vendor's logo, watches, mp3 players, etc. The clueless ones have unconditional love for a small number of vendors. The smart ones lust after specific technical capabilities and generally don't care much about any one vendor if the technology plays well with industry standards.

      Example A: I only buy HP switches; they're the best.

      Example B: I only buy snmp-managable switches that can be plugged into our network management system. POE is a requirement if we are going to have additional comm gear downstream e.g. Wifi access points.

    79. Re:What about the other half? by HackNack · · Score: 1

      Look, I'm sure you've had a pretty bad experience with your IT department. I don't question that. But have you ever thought of why they're doing what they're doing? Have you ever thought of reasons why companies may choose a windows environment? Surely, they all can't be ignorant or malevolent.

      Try to look through their eyes. Here we have a person who won't follow any of our policies, who constantly tries to do things that irritate us, who always gives us a piece of his/her mind, and who blindly bashes windows with pseudo-facts. That doesn't sound like a person I'd want to support either.

      Full disclosure: I've been a windows only administrator for several years and I've come across few people like you. At first I got angry and defensive like your IT people did. I later found out that people like you usually mean well and know what they're doing. But it was still irritating to see you not follow well meaning policies. And yes, *sigh*, I am Microsoft certified...

    80. Re:What about the other half? by ccguy · · Score: 1

      if you've already installed VI without authorization, why would you not just install Eclipse?
      No idea where you get that vi example. As I said in my original post, I install unauthorized stuff.

      Like I said, not very believable.
      Not that I give a fuck about what you think, but in real life it's usually a good idea not to call a liar to anyone you are attempting to have a civilized argument with.
    81. Re:What about the other half? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      It's not the skinning, its the sliding bar at the top of the screen that is similar to Mac OS style that you can view applications on (like an alt-tab replacement). Who cares about the rest? Specifically its called ObjectDock (a part of stardock). That's all I use. Not the rest of that bloated crap.

    82. Re:What about the other half? by armanox · · Score: 1

      Interjecting my two cents - I have seen institutions that will outright reject anything that they don't already approve. Public school systems are a prime example. My high school canceled it's assembly language programing class because the board of education decided that giving the students assemblers and debuggers was a "dangerous" idea.

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    83. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't get me started. Bunch of damn photographers didn't want to have to keep plugging their laptops in. We set up wireless for all the salespeople, but the photo people were too far away to get it (and didn't have the budget clout to get the corporate-mandated cisco hardware), so they try to set up their own without telling anyone.

      First thing I know of it, I come in and see that there is another DHCP server on my network, and that it's running a 192 subnet, AND that there are damn 15 users...The router was sitting on a window ledge and the people at the coffee shop three doors down were logging on to it because the bandwidth was better.

      To say I lost my shit would be an understatement. I'd locked down all the "public" ports, so someone couldn't just sneak into the building and plug something in in a conference room, but I hadn't locked them all down because it was too much of a p.i.t.a. After that I had to, and register every MAC address, which pisses people off of course, because it adds a big headache for everyone who brings a laptop into the building and just needs internet access, but if you can't trust people to obey the rules...

      I tout it as a proactive security measure, but it's really just another headache with little benefit. I tried setting up an internet only subnet for all the ports that people only used occasionally, but it was more trouble than it was worth.

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    84. Re:What about the other half? by gmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can thank some of the "power users" I've cleaned up after for some of the more restrictive IT policies. Most of my customers go from trusting all of their users to trusting none of them and demanding I lock down all machines. Why? Because (and it's usually the younger crowd) go nuts installing all of their own crap.

      They call me demanding to know why the internet is so slow and I find Limewire running on three PCs and now theres no b/w left for anything else.

      Why is the PC throwing up so many ad windows? Could it be that button bar they thought was cool was actually spyware?

      The best was the office that called me complaining "outlook is broken" Only for me to discover a 1 GIG game install file in the outgoing mail folder that was causing the whole thing to freeze while it processed the file.

      And then worse yet... if I ask them if they did anything lately they outright LIE to me until I spend the time needed to find out and show them exactly what they told me they didn't do. At least the older crowd is likely to be more honest and a lot less likely to intentionally install something.

    85. Re:What about the other half? by TyIzaeL · · Score: 1

      I myself am significantly more productive when I'm using The GIMP and Notepad++ than when I'm using Photoshop and Dreamweaver.

    86. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Lot of people are bitter about all the MCSEs, because a lot of them get hired just because they have an MCSE, and not because of any skill. It's especially irritating when you have the experience and you're passed over because you lack the cert.

      I've known both types. I work with a Windows guy right now. He's just got the cert, and no formal CS/IT education. He's dilligent, and windows-knowledgeable; his AD is set up correctly, and "clean". The admin stuff he does well. He's capable of reading the book, and learning new things. He and I butt heads over the places where our areas of responsibility collide, but that's normal.

      So I don't immediately decide that MSCE == incompetent, but it doesn't have any weight with me in the other direction either. Certifications don't mean much really; I've hardly ever learned anything in a Cert class, and I've never went into one with any other goal than just to get the piece of paper to prove I know what I already knew.

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    87. Re:What about the other half? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      Interesting how you say that "installing unauthorized software" = "more productive" "Installing unauthorized software" is a very broad term. In some cases, it includes the software that your call center is contracted to troubleshoot.

      A support team I belonged to at one time was expected to troubleshoot basically any device sold by the company, including basic troubleshooting of Windows XP. The workstations were locked down to a degree where unauthorized software probably included Adobe Acrobat Reader, which was needed if you wanted to read the documentation for the various manufacturer products. As a side note, group policy said you couldn't right-click, open a command prompt (or even the run prompt) to remotly ping a device, save Linksys manuals to your desktop, etc.

      If you aren't brain-dead with your IT policy, there will be no reason to attempt to circumvent such IT policy restrictions.
    88. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      We just block the ports. Saves arguments down the line. I've not yet had anyone (besides me ;) want to use BitTorrent, but given the nature of the business I can't imagine a situation where that would be acceptable...No files that they need are too big for FTP, and we have decent bandwidth.

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    89. Re:What about the other half? by halber_mensch · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet that the vast majority of "unauthorized software" are things like chat clients, media players, RSS/Weather update notifiers, games and software for personal devices (iTunes etc).
      Or operating systems. Technically, the only authorized OS for my two workstations is Windows XP, but I develop web apps and supporting infrastructure that is deployed on Linux servers, so my two workstations run FreeBSD and Gentoo. If I were to run only "authorized" (read: Microsoft Licensed) software, I'd be unable to get the job done. I'd spend all my time futzing with notepad, recovering from ftp and telnet security holes, and in general pulling my hair out to get any work done. As it is, I have a flexible, secure, and rational work environment because it was dictated by my needs rather than the whimsy of a pointy-haired boss.
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    90. Re:What about the other half? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Spare me the Windows crap. Hardly anyone has the authority to make that sort of choice in the IT world, and your dig concerning it does little but show inexperience.
      What part of A) You (or someone) causes you to infer that I am saying that you made the decision? I guess we'll chock that up to an exhibition of your inexperience (Hint: My SlashID 151819 is less than your 611928 by a significant degree.)

      Shrug. I could be doing a lot of things. Mostly what I'm doing right now is working on a goddamn automated data transfer, and it takes about 1 post to run, and it keeps kicking out errors. Since I'm working through lunch, I doubt anyone will complain. And I'm real nice about people's web usage.
      So basically, when you are doing an unapproved activity at work it is easily justified, but there is just no good excuse for others to do likewise, unless it is web browsing. With a logic powerhouse like you making the decisions, I cannot imagine why anyone would complain!

      Finally, I realize your experience is vastly greater than mine, but in my oh so limited experience there are productive things you can do in "about 1 post" of time.
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    91. Re:What about the other half? by StinyDanish · · Score: 1

      DING DING DING!!! In the left corner...Joe Electrical Engineer. He's got a mean CAD designer and IC board...and in the right, we have Tim 'Puter Nerd. He's codes his a$$ off in C and is a self-proclaimed god of Linux. Now taking bets...

    92. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irritation works both ways. Many people see the IT dept. as an obstacle to productivity; a self-serving empire. Many policies are designed for the convenience of the IT dept. at the expense of people trying to do their jobs efficiently. It gets worse when the IT people go into a "deny" defense when confronted with the limits of their own skills. If only we could get the IT dept. to figure out what the users are trying to do and "rise to the challenge" of supporting whatever it takes to get the job done.

      Instead, we have a bunch of self serving know-it-alls who are anything but. Nobody has the level of excellence to match the arrogance I see every day. Aside from some much needed enforcement of anti piracy, spyware, virus, etc., total anarchy would be an improvement over what we see in the modern IT dept.

    93. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Ooooo, you've got a lower /. ID than me. Truly, that doth add weight to your argument.

      Making a dig on Windows is amazingly pointless. Who has a choice in this market, especially in the context of an article about a survey by symantec? No one. So why throw down on someone who is dealing with the crap? Just for fun?

      This activity is, in fact, acceptable, according to the good old "employee code of conduct". Instant Messenger is not.

      I'm sure you're productive every instant you're at work...With such a low UID, you surely MUST be.

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    94. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually read GP post, he said he'd do that IF the user proves they know what they're doing. He's not dumping everyone who complains about restrictions into the DMZ.

    95. Re:What about the other half? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No idea where you get that vi example. As I said in my original post, I install unauthorized stuff.

      Ack, for some reason I you were comparing whatever you were using to Notepad, so I got it in my head you were using something like VI, and that was wrongly re-enforced when you said you weren't authorized to use Eclipse, which I took to mean that you weren't using something like that. Sorry, I'll shut up now, and hope you won't hold a gudge. Again, I really am sorry.

    96. Re:What about the other half? by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      the paradigm is precisely the same just the appliance you are using.
      It is not. With a phone you must stop what you're doing and answer it immediately. With an IM, you can let it pend for several minutes when you've got a chance to answer it. For example, you're writing an email and you get an IM. You can finish your email rather be interrupted. An IM is far less intrusive and interruptive than a phone call.
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    97. Re:What about the other half? by phoenix321 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Chat clients, especially Skype can bring more productive collaboration when used appropriately. How many times did you call some coworker just to find out they're in a meeting? How many times did you answer the phone for some absolutely irrelevant questions while you had urgent work to finish? How many times did you have to arrange a conference call with more than three individuals? How many times did you have a low-priority question that surely needed an answer in the next few hours but was not pressing enough to disturb anyone right with a phone call? - That's the times you need a chat software with the incoming message sound disabled.

      Media players and a pair of headphones: major productivity bonus at times. Especially when you have half a million employees in cubicles around you talking on the phone. Think of that "corporate accounts payable" from Office Space - no one would've gone crazy with some soothing music, right?

      RSS: network security updates, current media topics may benefit your employer or you. They may also bring a decrease in useless websurfing while nothing new actually happened. Site updates and corporate IT can use RSS for their own good, replacing or enhancing message boards.

      Weather update notifiers: take the bike to work and you need one, trust me. Productivity bonus for not getting a cold by escaping that upcoming rain.

      Games: increases morale by building teams and informal friendships when used after work. Stumbling upon them during the day acts as an early warning indicator that your HR team or your staff have some serious issues. Productivity increase by making an example of the caught employee. Just kindding :)

      Software for personal devices (iTunes etc): music, see above. Or sync the work schedule with a mobile device that the employee carries with them. Productivity increase through less missed deadlines and appointments.

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    98. Re:What about the other half? by Stamen · · Score: 1

      4) Stop supporting corporate stupidity by working at a company that acts like this. Find a new job. Yes, yes, I know they "all" act like this. Well, that's not true, some don't. And if every productive employee left lame companies and went to work for the few companies that actually have a clue, perhaps all the lame companies would finally die. It's called the free market. People get the companies they deserve, it's not the companies fault, it's yours, period.

    99. Re:What about the other half? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1
      My point, which you seem to be bending over backward to miss, is that you are using flawed arguments and exacerbating the error with hypocrisy.

      "Ooooo, you've got a lower /. ID than me. Truly, that doth add weight to your argument."
      Case in point. You tried to paint yourself as more experienced than me, going so far as to render it in the form of an insult out of the side of your neck, and that was fine behavior for you. When I pointed out that I was likely more experienced than you in response to your error, it was time to attack me for doing exactly what you did (albeit in a more straightforward manner.)

      "Making a dig on Windows is amazingly pointless. Who has a choice in this market, especially in the context of an article about a survey by symantec? No one. So why throw down on someone who is dealing with the crap? Just for fun?"
      I didn't make a dig on Windows. I pointed out that someone at your company made the decision that security was not very important. Ruling out IM tools based on security concerns is like allowing chainsaws but disallowing paring knives on the grounds that someone might cut themselves. And yes, just for fun, I thought I might see if I could slap you upside the head with a clue stick.

      "This activity is, in fact, acceptable, according to the good old "employee code of conduct". Instant Messenger is not."
      At one time Civil Liberties were in place in the US, but slavery was still legal. What is your point? You did not argue that you'd love to allow IM were it not for the draconian "Employee Code of Conduct." You claimed that you are the decision maker and elaborated on why you don't allow it. Perhaps if you did not pretend to be empowered to make decisions that you now admit are not yours to make we wouldn't have had this little back and forth ...

      "I'm sure you're productive every instant you're at work...With such a low UID, you surely MUST be."
      Again, the hypocrisy is at issue. I am not a hypocrite. I am arguing for the availability of the tools, not against them.
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    100. Re:What about the other half? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      That was a very good poem.

      -b

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    101. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I'm a decision maker locally, but not nationally, and nationally is where the policy is set. I went to bat for IM once before and it bit me in the ass, and I'm not doing it again. Comparing lack of IM to slavery is just a tiny bit of a fallacy.

      Security isn't why anyone uses windows, but it is why people like me have to lock down third party applications. The more crap you run on a windows machine, the less secure it is, and that goes double for any application that connects to the internet.

      Low UID means nothing. I got my first paying tech job in 1992, 10 years before I signed up for a /. account, which means I've got a decent amount of experience. One of the first things I did was networking, which back then, meant Novell. Even so, I've never seen a decent-sized business without a windows machine, and I haven't had someone who had a lot of experience come up to me and say, "Well you're using Windows so you must not care about security" since about 1997, when MS Office dominated the world. In 1999 I was working my way through post grad, and didn't have time to surf newsgroups, so you can feel free to lord that extra 18 months of no doubt enlightening /. experience over me.

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    102. Re:What about the other half? by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      You want Office Communication Server with IM Federation. We're using that, and it works perfectly. Of course, all messages are archived on the company archival system.

      The fact that all messages are logged (hopefully) prevents employees from doing useless bullshit. I have no idea if it works because i don't read the logs.

    103. Re:What about the other half? by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      Just use 802.1x and EAP-TLS. No need to record mac addresses or lock down specific ports. Works perfectly. We use it for LAN and WLAN.

    104. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try to reason with the cable monkey. He is obviously smarter than you since he can configure a router. Never mind the fact that the engineers and the programmers that he hates so badly are the ones that actually build the hardware and write the software that he uses

      My last company hired a new IT manager that was pretty much the mirror image of the GP, probably a little dumber though. He thought he was hot shit and implemented far over-reaching security measures which shut down every engineer and programmer because it caused some of our software to stop functioning entirely. He also then refused to rectify the situation when I pointed out what he had done wrong and proceeded with a long diatribe over the phone of why he was better than me. He failed to realize that I was actually a top-level domain administrator with access only equaled by the CTO, who designed the network from the ground up. While receiving his abuse on the phone I revoked his administrator access and locked out his account for the rest of the day while I fixed his errors.

      He quit 3 days later after he realized that as long as I was there I would always have more control than him because I new more about IT than the last 3 IT managers combined.

    105. Re:What about the other half? by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      My grandfather was an accountant; and in a time before programmable calculators as well as computers, imagine that! Anyway, I don't know why an accountant would use Excel over accounting software, which many would not have at home.

      Becasue Excel is the tool of choice for number crunchers. Accounting software is never up to Excel's standards when it comes to ad-hoc data analysis. There is a reason why most high end business intelligence software is Excel oriented.

    106. Re:What about the other half? by Ritchie70 · · Score: 2

      I agree completely. Corporate IT is a roadblock, not an enabler.

      Here's an example. The "software download" area has WinZip 8. Some more modern version of WinZip has a new compression method, but we still have 8.

      One of our business partners sent a report compressed with a more modern WinZip.

      I finally downloaded the latest WinZip demo version, unzipped the file, then uninstalled it and reinstalled WinZip 8.

      I then contacted our corporate IT about getting an updated version out there. The bottom line appeared to be that, as a practical matter, it is impossible for me to make that happen. There was some noise about buying the new software (through the proper software buying channel, of course) and submitting it for certification by corporate IT.

      Yeah right. I'm not doing that, it isn't my job. Assholes.

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    107. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I believe that someone that prefers VIM is pretty set in their ways, considering that something like Eclipse would make them more productive.

      I think you're wrong. I am extremely productive in VIM because it's very fast and powerful. Whatever benefit I might get from an IDE is orthogonal to the benefit of a good editor, so clearly Eclipse + VIM user interface will be more productive than either alone.

    108. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of weird-ass place do you work where free, well known software such as an SSH or VNC client isn't allowed?

      As for IM or IRC: job[-1] dumped their IM because of of SOX retention requirements. Your legal department is aware of all your communications systems in use, right?

    109. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The easier approach would have been to physically un-patch the port at the switch, then wait until the department was fully staffed before wandering into the office with a sledge hammer over your shoulder...

    110. Re:What about the other half? by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      Or... Let IT staff know that you will be able to get root by yourself*, but prefer to ask nicely. Just so that IT can take that into account and let you know if anything you need to do is out of bounds for a reason, but you could try that.

      Does wonders and makes sense.

    111. Re:What about the other half? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You can't do that kind of crap in a business environment. It's like the guy who sets up the unauthorized wireless router on the network, just by plugging it into the wall and getting an address through dhcp...Now I've gotta turn fucking DHCP off because of dumbasses who are perfectly willing to plug a wireless router into a secure network, and then I've got to lock the IPs to mac addresses

      No, you just have to set up two classes within DHCP - one is mac-lookup with IPs in the normal range. The other is handed out like candy and goes to a jail subnet where all you get is a webpage saying that you should call tech support/helpdesk. DHCP is a great way to manage mac-locked addresses.

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    112. Re:What about the other half? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Orrrr ... you could just give peple the IT servcie they need. If you have people plugging in a rouge wireless router, it's only because you haven't *already* provided them with the wireless servcie they need. Instal a secure wireless network, make sure it's easy to use, and no one will ever have a reason to plug in their own wireless router.

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    113. Re:What about the other half? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I only need one port open - port 443. HTTP Proxy is fine just let me do the CONNECT a.b.c.d :).

      Oh look, all your traffic is on port 443 (at least outside of the company). Let's go see how your box is set up. I bet it wouldn't be too hard to do a network monitoring app that forwards suspicious PCs to a different app that checks for proxies and crap like that.

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    114. Re:What about the other half? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I'm more productive when listening to music (blocks out outside noise). I've worked at places where my bosses have SUGGESTED that I get a pair of headphones and listen to music at work. If anything, iTunes should make an employee MORE productive by helping them get into the zone, and less prone to distractions.
      Heard this argument before. Not true. I get the same thing about IM programs. IM is a major productivity sink, for the alleged time saved 3x the amount is used communicating with the outside world. The Ironic thing is that most End Users say "But I need MSM to communicate with my co-workers (who are 2 meters away and have a phone on every desk and an email account with a generous limit), but still I'm here to help, so I set up our own internal IM server that couldn't communicate outside the company and absolutely no-one used it. They still demanded to use MS Messenger.

      Music is another thing, I'm two minds about this. It may have pro's depending on personality type but is has several severe con's. 1. People listening to music often don't hear the phone (this is bad for everyone but terrible for anyone in a customer service position) 2. It annoys other people, other people listen to some really bad music and often listen to it loudly, I can tune out general office noise but the sound of muffled rap from headphones 5 metres away really pisses me off. 3. And this is the big one, in this day and age of the RIAA, BSA and other such licensing Nazi's I really don't want the liability of MP3's on my network. But I'm not a Nazi so my policy is that: Personal Audio Devices are fine, so long as I cant hear it, you don't connect them to a company machine (so no installing Itunes on company machines) and it doesn't impact on your work.

      In my experience I find the people that "require" music to work generally have a problem focusing. As a network admin (we have a software development arm) I can and have to be able to focus under extreme pressure regardless of the background noise (Servers rarely hum in unison), temperature of the room (I hate it when people complain about the air temp being too hot or too cold) or more importantly who is yelling at me to fix what ever needs fixing at the time. If my boss had to wait for me to get "into the zone" when the web or mail server is down I'd be out on my arse pretty bloody quick. My job has no room for prima-donna's and so I have little patience for them.
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    115. Re:What about the other half? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      urgency is a great motivator. it's much easier to get "in the zone" in a pressure situation.

      It's much harder when you're working on stuff without such urgency. Note that lack of urgency does not imply a lack of importance, just a lack of an immediate deadline or crisis.

      Music is 50/50 for me. When I'm in the zone I don't hear it. Did it help me get there? Or hurt? hard to say. But I can't stand working without it, regardless. Luckily, I'm the boss. If we had to go to headphones though (as we may someday as we grow), I will need a way to make them cut out when the phone rings...

    116. Re:What about the other half? by drew · · Score: 1

      I doubt that it's actually the whole other half. There are some people out there who are fortunate enough to work for companies that understand how stupid it is to be so Draconian about their software policies. At my office, we are free to install whatever we want on our computers, as long as it's legitimate. Free tools are fine. If they cost money, we have to get it approved (usually pretty easy if you have a remotely valid reason). Our parent company is extremely picky about us having all of our ducks in a row regarding licensing, but beyond that, we are given pretty much free reign. I can't imagine working for an employer with a different policy. I don't think it's something that I would ask in an interview, as I've been fortunate enough so far that it's not really on the top of my head when I am looking for a job, but I can't imagine sticking around very long if I did end up in a company like that.

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    117. Re:What about the other half? by nebosuke · · Score: 1

      If you _ever_ succeed in finding, getting access to and convincing the right person -in a company with more than 20,000 workers- to authorize and buy a specific piece of software you need, _please_ send me your CV.

      I do exactly that all the time in a company with 20k+ employees not counting contractors. I've also been granted permanent local admin on several of the more mission-critical systems (and my own laptop and workstation, of course). The main reason that I'm successful at it is because I work with the IT department. E.g., The other day I figured out a fix to a problem they had been re-imaging machines to fix. Instead of lording it over them, which would make me a raging prick and unprofessional as hell, I provided a fairly detailed writeup of root cause, step-by-step walk-through of the process I used to diagnose the problem, and the steps to fix it.

      One of the things I've noticed is that many of the developers here (not you, necessarily, but many) seem to have an elitist attitude that only gets worse when dealing with IT types. They seem to feel superior to almost everyone else anyway (e.g., the overwhelming managers/bean counters/salesmen are idiots meme), but the feeling is that IT people should actually have just enough technical knowledge to fully realize how superior they are, so they rub it in all the more.

      Sure, I could write the database schema and both server and client apps used by the data managers, but I fully understand and respect that they have a job to do. If I truly need something done that they don't understand how to do, or don't understand the justification for, I take the time to educate them in a respectful manner. This means that sometimes I compromise on my timelines because, wonder of wonders, they have other work to do as well.

      I've also always taken extra precautions to be sure that none of the IT people who've helped me with non-standard things get burned by it. That is up to and including a pre-emptive report and justification to upper IS management on the strategic benefit of these types of small variances (which was well-received and blessed by the global head of IS). They may just get called on the carpet to justify this kind of crap to their boss' boss' boss, so it's only fair that I do my part in heading that off so that their management doesn't come down on them like a ton of bricks if their actions are discovered.

      Likewise, when the value of these exceptions becomes readily apparent to management, I make sure to mention the help I got from the IT guys.

      At this point I get most of my requests approved very quickly, no-questions-asked. Yeah, it's a lot of work in the short-term, but once you've built a good working relationship with both the front-line IT guys (and gals, of course) and their managers, it's smooth sailing.

      Keep in mind, this is in a company whose standing policies are normally rigorously enforced and include such things as requiring you to have IT install/configure your printer drivers.

    118. Re:What about the other half? by bitserf · · Score: 1

      If we had to go to headphones though (as we may someday as we grow), I will need a way to make them cut out when the phone rings... Or you can get an iPhone, use it as an iPod, and redirect your landline to your mobile, since the iPhone does exactly that when it rings... :)

      Pretty handy.
    119. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. Either provide the service, or watch people set up their own. Two choices. Pick one.

    120. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you could just give peple the IT servcie they need. If you have people plugging in a rouge wireless router, it's only because you haven't *already* provided them with the wireless servcie they need.

      Like the man said, they didn't have the budget to pay for it. Do you think network gear just materialises for free? It's apparent neither you nor the person who moded you up have ever, ever, worked in IT. Or any even the most lowly management position, for that matter.

    121. Re:What about the other half? by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      I would die to use Firefox where I work. . . I can dream.

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    122. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of weird-ass place do you work where free, well known software such as an SSH or VNC client isn't allowed? A place where the Mouse Clicking Solutions Experts don't understand what those programs do. Anything they do not control is a "security threat". Places like this are more common than you might think. This is all part of a trend (a tidal wave of stupidity IMHO). Only in the wacky world of the legal department can you somehow justify the business value of a "self-denial of service attack". Meanwhile, the enterprise security geniuses let IE play right through. We can only hope that the forced migration to Vista takes a heavy toll on their population.

      I actually think there is a way to monetize this institutional stupidity. By selectively outsourcing IT functions (beginning with systems that the business can't wait for or afford to deploy via the "official" IT channel, they enable the "unoffical, externally hosted application". All of the excuses that the security geniuses spew out can be fashioned into the justification to leave corporate IT behind. "Oh, well we have to use this B2B portal because our top client just sent us this letter that mandates it. All we really need from your department is browser access and a connection to the internet. Keep that running smoothly, and we won't be pestering you with any more requests for anything."

      Outsourcing IT was a foolish concept until corporate IT became so dumbed-down that it made sense. Hard to believe that management consultants could ever be right, but I suppose even a stopped watch is right twice a day.
    123. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spare me the "budget" excuse.

      If the "offical" wireless solution costs 10x as much as commodity hardware, takes 8X as long to deploy, and then covers half the necessary floor space, then it UTTERLY FAILS from an performance, timeliness, and ROI point of view. It is quite possible to securely deploy less expensive wireless hardware. Granted, the rogue people most likely plugged in a Linksys box from Walmart and left it wide open. The key is for the IT department to NOT DRAG ITS ASS GETTING THIS STUFF DEPLOYED. NEEDLESS EXPENSE AND DELAY IS THE MOTIVATION FOR ROGUE ACTION. IF IT TAKES TOO LONG AND COSTS TOO MUCH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT CIRCUMVENTION -- PLAN ON IT!!!

    124. Re:What about the other half? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Firefox: If places don't allow multiple browsers, thats their own fault. Just stupid.

      It's still a valid point though, we don't know in how many cases the "unauthorised software" is things like software. The claim is that the guy using Firefox is posing a risk to the network, whilst the guy using IE and Outlook poses no risk at all...

    125. Re:What about the other half? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      I agree, I don't install unauthorized software but I grind my teeth every time I have to do something that would take a tenth of the time using "unauthorized" software :(

      Unfortunately, I know that my position here is expendable (I'm subcontracted) and it's cheaper for the company not to give me any privileges and have me "waste" time, than to let me be productive (after all, I'm VERY cheap for them - and no, it's not that easy switching jobs, I'm from Uruguay not the US or wherever ).

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    126. Re:What about the other half? by ccguy · · Score: 1

      One of the things I've noticed is that many of the developers here (not you, necessarily, but many) seem to have an elitist attitude that only gets worse when dealing with IT types. They seem to feel superior to almost everyone else anyway (e.g., the overwhelming managers/bean counters/salesmen are idiots meme),
      I don't feel superior to anyone, but I do have the skills that I'm supposed to have to do my job as secretaries have the skills to do theirs. I'm sure a secretary to do her job well needs access to stuff or people I don't need at all. On the other hand, I need access to other things.
      Some people in IT departments like to give _everyone_ the same privileges; even having administration privileges in the very PC you are working on is a big deal. Other IT departments have several groups but they got them wrong: Staff, contractors, etc... and everyone in the staff can do things than no contractor can.
      Fortunately this doesn't happen everywhere, but it does happen.
    127. Re:What about the other half? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Oh I've heard it more than once. Usually from lazy people who don't want to have to "support" multiple browsers.

      I am a big believer in software restrictions, but they should be well thought out. Restricting things like Firefox tells your users that you don't know what the hell you're talking about, and it makes them more willing to disobey the rules.

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    128. Re:What about the other half? by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      That's what iPods and other MP3 players are for. Some people keep their music on their workstation, although they're not supposed to. Regardless, it still keeps the music off the fileserver.

    129. Re:What about the other half? by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      So, what you really want to do is ban Shoutcast/Icecast/etc, not anything actually related to the listening of music. iTunes itself doesn't even have anything to do with it.

      I'll admit, at one previous employer (being a student doing internships, I tend to change jobs every 4 months), I spent my work day listening to an icecast stream. Luckily, the owners of the company were too busy listening to icecast streams to complain about the bandwidth being used by iceast streams.

      That, and, streaming radio barely uses any bandwidth. Typical aacPlus v2 streams are something like 96kbit. At wholesale prices, that's 96 cents per month in bandwidth. If the company can't afford to spend 96 cents per month in bandwidth to keep me productive, they've got management issues. You know what? Knock fifty cents off each of my paycheques and we'll call it even. Adding a few extra megabits per second to the fibre link isn't going to break the budget.

    130. Re:What about the other half? by pxc · · Score: 1

      As a very "young guy" (16 years old) with a little (a couple of months last summer) experience working in IT, I can say that the first two were disallowed. I didn't play with ssh at all because I didn't have any useful reason to, but I remember wondering why we couldn't use VNC for tech support and also finding out that it's not kosher to install any unauthorized software, including Firefox, on your machine. Of course, the IT staff ignored the bit with Firefox. I think the issue with Firefox is simply that the policy is old and never made exceptions for specific pieces of software, but also that the company never stripped down/restricted Firefox at all (although I'm not sure they would anyway).

      The problem with VNC wasn't a technical one at all, but a matter of principle. IT staff aren't supposed to know the passwords of users, and we aren't supposed to just be able to take control of users machines, so RDP was encouraged. The problem is that if you're on the phone with a nontechnical user and you're trying to explain to them how to send out a remote desktop invitation, you might as well just walk over and help them, assuming you have a relatively small campus and a golf cart or bicycle.

      As a side note, I worked on PC repair (I spent a lot of time replacing Dell motherboards with bad capacitors) but I also did some help desk type work, and I was lucky enough not to encounter the evil "know-it-all" technical non-IT user or any users who just thought they knew better. The users I helped were generally grateful for help and attentive when I tried to explain problems or give time estimates for how long a fix might take. Since I didn't do any work over the phone and I could actually see what I was working with, I found it to be an overall pleasant experience. Maybe that was just because I was working for a relatively small company, but it seems to me that the reality of warring IT departments and users wanting more freedom with their machines isn't as pervasive as the stereotype.

    131. Re:What about the other half? by evlmonkey · · Score: 1

      I've talked to the CEO and even he has admitted to having a preference for firefox over IE for example, even though the CIO hasn't officially or formally approved it.


      Our company is quite a bit smaller, but we approve of things like Firefox. We even endorse and train users on the additional features.

      However, we do lock down the machines so users can't install software. As others have said, users run wild and start trusting every application they see, or they have laptops and let their children use the machines and install bittorrent clients and whatnot and before we know it there are vast amounts of problems.

      Our policy is that we must test all software in a test environment before okaying it to be installed. The software must be productivity based and not contain spyware or cause issues with our other applications. Additionally, the software has to be deemed better and/or cheaper than any alternatives we are currently using. Things we have approved so far include OpenOffice, Firefox, and OpenProj.

    132. Re:What about the other half? by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      C) Yes, I DO like to IM my friends at work. e.g. "Hey man, do you remember the name of that tool we used to use to use to [insert business related productive tool here.]" and "Great, thanks! Now if I can just get SatanicPuppy to let me install it, even though he doesn't see the value of it since he doesn't need it, assuming of course I can get him away from his Slashdot time wasting session :-) Email
  3. Also... by Mickyfin613 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They are more likely to play on your lawn. Make sure you yell at them from your front window. Damn kids.

    1. Re:Also... by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      They are more likely to play on your lawn. Make sure you yell at them from your front window. Damn kids. This particular problem is solved by the installation of pit traps. But, back to the topic at hand, yeah, the new generation are not like the zombies the gen before. They are more in tune with technology and prefer to work smarter, not harder. If technology can address the issue, then use it. Unfortunately, this is the equivalent of the 60's hippies. I was born in '71, but I consider myself more a part of the Millenials than Gen X. Or is that Gen Y? I keep losing track of my gen's name. Either way, I love to use technology to solve problems. Now, if only my budget allowed me to own more gadgets so I could create new problems for them to solve.
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      Bearded Dragon
  4. I'm surprised how high the risk is anyway by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Informative

    only 25% of pre-1980 employees install rogue software on corporate PCs compared to 46% post 1980. If that happened in the bank I worked for there would be hell to pay!

    1. Re:I'm surprised how high the risk is anyway by revlayle · · Score: 2, Funny

      can you pay hell via a wire transfer?

    2. Re:I'm surprised how high the risk is anyway by Naosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course you can, their routing number is 666, but you still run into the problem of getting the account number of whoever you are sending the money to. Also the dollar is incredibly weak against souls right now, so it's pretty expensive.

    3. Re:I'm surprised how high the risk is anyway by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that happened in the bank I worked for there would be hell to pay!

      I guess you didn't get the memo - The fed is now bailing out the banks, no matter how much bad shit they did. Just ask Bear Sterns.

    4. Re:I'm surprised how high the risk is anyway by adrenalinekick · · Score: 1

      Rogue vs unauthorized software is a big distinction. I've worked closely with the information security group of a major US bank and I can reliably say that many of these people use firefox - which is unauthorized software. I don't consider firefox to be 'rogue', but they only officially support IE6 because help desk just doesn't have the capacity to fix 2 types of browsers when users call up and complain.

  5. Contradiction? by eggman9713 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They pose a greater risk because of unauthorized software, yet they are more security aware. Am I missing something that would otherwise make this sensical?

    1. Re:Contradiction? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They are more aware. They just don't give a shit. :-)

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    2. Re:Contradiction? by geeknado · · Score: 1

      If everything you use is on the approved list, presumably your IT staff will be managing patch levels, etc, to assure that there aren't any significant security holes. "Being more security aware" doesn't necessarily translate to "being aware of all risks of having particular software installed".

    3. Re:Contradiction? by mistahkurtz · · Score: 1

      i think the idea is that they're less likely to fall for an online phishing scam, click a phony "your computer is broken, click here to fix it" popup, etc. i have 3 things installed that aren't ok'd by IT at work. in order of installation: google toolbar for ie6, firefox (with adblock, google toolbar, noscript, etc), putty. every time someone in IT has to remote into my machine to fix a broken update, they comment to me that firefox isn't authorized. in fact, it's grounds for immediate dismissal. i acknowledge that, yes, it is unauthorized, they fix the problems, and we all move on.

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      not only is time travel possible, it's irrelevant.
  6. Funny that by damburger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most people born after 1980 are treated like shit in the IT industry. You are taken on for pitiful wages with vague promises of future riches, squeezed for every bit of knowledge you have, then booted out when the project(s) you are working on are finished. So it is hardly surprising that people treated so shabbily don't have a particular commitment to their workplace.

    Most of the highly technical and well paid jobs (system admins and the like) seem to be already taken by well established old folk, and nobody is really interested in training anybody for when they retire. Managers take IT systems completely for granted, consider IT professionals to be lowly peons, and are in for a nasty shock when the handful of people keeping their systems running leave.

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    If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    1. Re:Funny that by pastpolls · · Score: 5, Funny

      You sound bitter that you have to start at the bottom like everyone else. Then again, maybe that is the problem some of us have with your generation.

    2. Re:Funny that by chrishillman · · Score: 0

      I was going to say that what you describe was a previous experience of mine, but no longer the case..
      but upon looking at your memberID number and mine, maybe I am one of those old folk you mentioned.

      I hate feeling old.
      By the way... get off my lawn!

    3. Re:Funny that by boris111 · · Score: 1

      Yeah so and you could get a programming job in the 60's and 70's from trade school. Oh and the wages were a lot more back in those days compared to now. Tenure should only go so far without keeping your technical knowledge sharp. It's been a problem at my workplace.

    4. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fine, fine, I'll get off your lawn.

      The myth that young people are spoilt and have an undue sense of entitlement is starting to wear a bit fucking thin though. In what way do we have more than previous generations? Tax burdens have been moved down to lower incomes in the UK, and I believe this is also the case in the US. Public services have been gutted by privatisation. Yet because we can buy iPods these days apparently we are spoilt. Fuck you. I'd rather be able to find an NHS dentist and get free higher education than have an mp3 player. Of course, now all you old fucks have no more need of public education and have fat wage packets to pay for private healthcare, you want such things scrapped so you don't have to pay for them. That is called 'kicking away the ladder'. Then you have the fucking nerve to complain about an undue sense of entitlement in the younger generation. You simply don't want to pay now for the things you were given to help you out when you were young.

      Yeah, I'm bitter. I was treated like crap and told to suck it up and that I was spoilt by a generation that had it a fuck load easier than I did. That is why I turned my back on the entire industry, although I don't hold out much chance of getting away from selfish middle-aged wankers any time soon.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    5. Re:Funny that by Compholio · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sounded to me like he was pissed that there was no chance for promotion since young people get let go when their project is complete. That's not "starting at the bottom", that's "temporary slave".

    6. Re:Funny that by pdusen · · Score: 1

      You sound unwilling to consider that you or anyone your age might be mistreating, overworking, or underpaying anyone working under you. You seem to be hiding behind this illusion that your whole generation is benevolent and infallible. Then again, maybe that is the problem some of us have with your generation.

    7. Re:Funny that by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      From what I heard older workers in the US simply get fired and then can't find a job because they'd need to be paid too much (cheaper to get a fresh college grad or two). As for getting paid more, welcome to how bloody reality works. The market changes and salaries change, adapt or die. If you don't like it then find a different profession or a niche that does pay well, that's how capitalism works.

    8. Re:Funny that by pastpolls · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What makes you so special that you deserve free higher education and free dental? What was free when I was younger. I am still paying for Dental, I STILL have over $50k in student loans, and I am still paying higher taxes than you. You are furthering the stereotype.

    9. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, its selling these things off to make a profit for the already rich. We can afford them, contrary to the propaganda that you have clearly bought into hook line and sinker - its simply that the rich would rather have the money required for themselves and let us suffer. Stop reading the Daily Mail and pay attention to reality.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    10. Re:Funny that by 3waygeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most people born after 1980 are treated like shit in the IT industry. So are most people born before 1980.
    11. Re:Funny that by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Tax burdens have been moved down to lower incomes in the UK, and I believe this is also the case in the US. I think it may be the opposite in the US, more financial aid and such stuff for lower income people (ie: you can be poor, go to a top grade university and not spend 10 years paying it off).

      Of course, now all you old fucks have no more need of public education and have fat wage packets to pay for private healthcare, you want such things scrapped so you don't have to pay for them. Interesting, in the US the push is for government sponsored health care and in K-12 for private (but government sponsored) schools. Granted the education system has always been a bloody mess here so it's not exactly a bad idea.
    12. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm in a different country - try to keep up grandad. I have £15,000 of debt that someone graduating even 10 years ago would not have (they would've received a grant rather than a loan). I cannot find an NHS dentist, whilst 10 years ago it was fairly easy. People in my country have less these days, yet we are told the young are spoilt. From the Americans I know the story there isn't quite the same, but it is similar - it was easier in the past to get off the bottom rung, and now the people who have done that are gleefully demanding it be made harder in order for themselves to pay less tax.

      And you wonder why young people don't give a shit about your workplaces.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    13. Re:Funny that by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      'Managers ..., consider IT professionals to be lowly peons, ...'

      Definately not true; managers just believe that IT professionals should be treated like lowly peons.

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      Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
    14. Re:Funny that by fredrated · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I went to UC Berkeley in the 60's: $100 a quarter books not included.
      It is considerably more today, a shame of the baby boom generation.

    15. Re:Funny that by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      Of course, now all you old fucks have no more need of public education ... You simply don't want to pay now for the things you were given to help you out when you were young. ...I don't hold out much chance of getting away from selfish middle-aged wankers any time soon.

      Yawn. I worked my way through college with several jobs. No one gave me anything. I started at the bottom, and now have 20+ years of SA and programming experience on everything from Crays to PCs. Sure I now make really good money and set my own hours, but I EARNED it.

      So, suck it up and write back when you have some actual, useful experience instead of being a whiny young brat who wants the brass ring NOW 'cause you took a class and have "skilz".

      [ Sorry, I'm always bitchy on Monday. ]

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    16. Re:Funny that by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      .... treated so shabbily.....

      There are two sides of that coin. A previous generation had to pay heavy dues to get where they were. Sure, some of them screwed it up. Others layed the groundwork for your cushy gig. If you can't get into commitment, and do your best, you won't go anywhere. If greed is the only thing that motivates you, you're lost already.

      You can get my gig. It pays well. And you'll have to work your ass off to get it and hold onto it. I believe in new recruits into IT. Some of them are brilliant, and many are very good. Some are motivated, and others are not. I'll pick a motivated recruit over someone that wants it on a platter in a heartbeat. Take your pity party someplace else.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    17. Re:Funny that by Babillon · · Score: 1

      Some of the stuff he says has nothing to do with starting at the bottom and a lot to do with the fact that companies in the IT industry think they can jerk around new people because there's a good deal of them.

      I live in a city where someone who dropped out of highschool and got their GED can make more than someone with a Computer Science degree. How's that for screwed up?

      It's wrong when a tech job that requires a diploma of some sort still doesn't pay enough to bring your income up above the poverty line.

    18. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Give me a break you old piece of shit. Everyone who says 'nobody gave me anything' and 'I worked my way up' is almost certainly lying their arse off. You also seem to think you know what experience I have but clearly you don't. I don't think it is that you aren't aware of the problems facing young people these days, you just don't care. All you care about is getting your own taxes down at the expense of those just started out. You are probably too stupid to compete on intellectual merit, so you and your ilk promote a system where young talented people can never get anywhere to threaten your cushy jobs. Cunt.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    19. Re:Funny that by barzok · · Score: 1

      Most people born after 1980 are treated like shit in the IT industry. You are taken on for pitiful wages with vague promises of future riches, squeezed for every bit of knowledge you have, then booted out when the project(s) you are working on are finished. So it is hardly surprising that people treated so shabbily don't have a particular commitment to their workplace.
      About 10 years ago when I left college and joined the IT industry, many of us were saying the exact same thing, only with a date of about 1975 or so.
    20. Re:Funny that by ccguy · · Score: 1

      Of course, now all you old fucks have no more need of public education and have fat wage packets
      Dude, who the fuck do you think is paying for your generation education? Public education sucks almost worldwide and as a result people who can afford it (usually at the cost of spending half of that fat wage packet you mention) pay for private school for their kids.
    21. Re:Funny that by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of my first jobs out of college was being hired into a situation where they had downsized everyone who had 10+ years of experience and replaced them all with kids straight out of college. You can imagine how the managers and supervisors, all of whose friends we were replacing, treated us.

      It definitely goes both ways. Sucks for him that he took it in the ass, but it happens. I remember showing up for work during the dot bomb and finding the doors chained shut. Yee haw. Had my 20 months of "freelancing" (e.g. scrabbling for consulting gigs and contract work in an economy saturated with out of work professionals). Tons of fun.

      Now I'm in my 30's and am probably one of the "middle aged" bastards he was talking about since he's a gen y kid and "middle age" can usually be calculated by adding 10 years to your current age. I remember being a know-it-all kid, and thinking I was better than people who'd worked their way up. Sometimes I was, but that doesn't change the fact that not everyone gets to start at the top.

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    22. Re:Funny that by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      I think you just proved what you were arguing against.

      I suspect much of the work I did when I started is probably against the law. Certainly climbing inside huge trash containers with nothing but a hose and scrub brush is against OSHA regs these days.

      Anyway, there are always shitty jobs, and guess what - you get to do them when you start out. Newsflash!

      Many of us older people are also severely discriminated against. Try finding a job as an older IT person. Most companies in the US have this young geek image for IT people; once you have gray hair you're pretty much a gonner unless you happen to have one of those 'plush' upper mgt jobs.

      Face it - no-one gets a free ride, except for those who are born to wealth. Me, I had nothing when I started; thus the job scrubbing trash bins. Then I had college loans and a minimally paying job. Eventually I had my own company; sold it. Now I'm back in the workforce, and I make roughly the same that I made 15 years ago. Not inflation adjusted, dollar for dollar, so in real life I make about half of what I used to. Then again, I go home at 5, work little to no overtime, and don't work on weekends; so I'm not complaining.

    23. Re:Funny that by davido42 · · Score: 1

      This is different from the good old days .. how?

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    24. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Same old shit. "You are new, just accept your shitty pay and conditions and one day you will get the good job". I heard that before, and actually believed it for a few years. Then I saw the lack of progress me and all those around me were actually making. What you are saying is bullshit.

      It isn't about greed, it is about respect and being paid your due. The amount you are paid for applying your knowledge has less to do with the quality of your knowledge than how long you have been with the company - and young people are rarely with a company for long because we are treated as disposable tools. In such an environment where what you produce is compensated for by a pittance just because you are young, there is no incentive to work hard. There is a significant incentive to run off half-arsed work, spend the rest of the time playing with your gadgets, and bullshit your supervisor with technical jargon - so after 4-5 years being bounced around the industry that is what I did. Doing so made me feel slightly better about my shit jobs, and made no difference to the rate at which I was turned over.

      But like I said, I'm out now. I'm going into physics and hopefully a job where I can actually be respected for what I know.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    25. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're painting with as broad a brush as the GP; I don't see why you two couldn't become fast friends!

    26. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Strangely, people born in 1980 are perfectly fine.

    27. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have an anger problem. That's why no one respects you. Or maybe it's your inability to defend a point of view without using foul language. Or possibly your lack of a sence of empathy. In any case, you are your problem; your age is not. I work in IT with several younger people (and am one myself) who get treated just fine. It's all due to the magic of "not being a whiny asshole who blames everyone else for his own problems". You know, like the stereotype.

      PS: Being a whiny physics asshole is even worse than being the jerk in IT that everyone hates. Congratulations on your step down.

    28. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1, Troll

      This is the point in the conversation where I would break your nose if you weren't hiding behind internet anonymity. You are the kind of smug prick who accuses people of having an anger problem without regard to whether or not there is something to be angry about.

      Yes, I am fucking angry. I have a fucking right to be. I am financially squeezed by a mindnumbingly selfish older generation, I have my civil liberties stripped in the name of their security, and I am told that I am spoilt and whiny if I raise even the slightest complaint about it. In such circumstances, it is good to be angry.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    29. Re:Funny that by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      Most companies in the US have this young geek image for IT people; once you have gray hair you're pretty much a gonner

      So shave your head. It worked for Patrick Stewart.

    30. Re:Funny that by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll say that there are some organizations that are bereft of basic civility, including basic respect and cogent compensation. And I've seen a ton of impatient, fed-on-a-platter screw-offs. It's your job to deeply research an organization's ability to satisfy your goals. If they don't, get out of there. In the meantime, there's no such thing as a free lunch. Work hard because it's the right thing to do. If you can't get respect for it, move on. Apparently you did. Good for you. Don't expect technical excellence, rather, US business holds executive, then shareholder compensation first, all others can eat the rest of the crumbs.

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    31. Re:Funny that by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      LOL!

      I did. Made me look younger. Didn't get me a plush job, though. :-)

    32. Re:Funny that by ArikTheRed · · Score: 1

      I'm a "millenial", and half of the IT department at my company reports to me. Hasn't held me back at all. Have you ever considered sucking less?

    33. Re:Funny that by BlindFate · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, those middle aged fuckers will die of natural causes soon.

    34. Re:Funny that by IRGlover · · Score: 5, Funny

      What about people, like me, born IN 1980. Should I maintain a chip on my shoulder or a smug sense of my own superiority? Should I install unauthorised software or not? AAARGH! The duality is tearing me apart...

    35. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the point is that the baby boomer self important fuckers AREN'T paying for the next gen to get the same education they got. They got free healthcare, free dental and free university in the UK. We didn't, and we get called "spoilt". The baby boomers are the most selfish fuckers in history, no sense of community, no provision for their parents or children, just an overinflated sense of entitlement. They've ruined our economy, ruined our healthcare systems, ruined our education systems and are doing their fucking best with their big SUVs to ruin our planet. Following "the greatest generation" came "the least worthy generation" - a foul stench poured out over the planet. Ironic, n'est pas?

    36. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Research won't help, because it isn't like there is a surplus of jobs. There is a consensus amongst the few employers hiring that young, qualified IT people should be treated like cattle. Yes, I got out, but I'm still pissed off that I wasted years of my life in an industry that frankly didn't deserve what I was putting into it.

      Don't expect technical excellence, rather, US business holds executive, then shareholder compensation first, all others can eat the rest of the crumbs.

      I'm hoping to go into research where hopefully scientific results matter more than what looks like it might make some money. I know its a longshot, but there is little else I can do given the circumstances.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    37. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      Yes, I suck. I suck at manipulating people, at using them as rungs. I suck at sucking up to my boss. I suck at smarmy NLP shit that people use to climb up the corporate ladder. I strongly doubt technical abilities had a great deal to do with your current position.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    38. Re:Funny that by ArikTheRed · · Score: 1

      Yes. There's an excellent book on the subject by Seth Godin called "The Dip". The Dip is that long, slow grind where you work hard (or socially finagle... whatever) and get a reputation for good works. Most people drop out of this grind, significantly thinning the field. But if you survive through it to the other side, only then do you start to reap the benefits. Since there are so few left, you will get paid alot and given far more leway/power than everyone else. His suggestion? Pick one things and excel in it... society doesn't reward "well rounded" people.

    39. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, I'm trying to compare my "life in the U.S." to that my parents went through. They had a REALLY rough upbringing, didn't have opportunities for college, were poor, etc. None of those things affected me growing up.

      However, things that their generation had that ours do not/will not.

      - Cheaper gas, on average. Yes, they had bad enough prices here and there, but aren't we supposed to hit $5/gallon this year? Gas is already ~$0.75 more per gallon here than it was at the same time last year.
      - Pensions. You can still find them, but fewer and fewer companies are offering them.
      - Socialism security. This one really grinds my gears. I have to pay for their retirement AND my own, since social security won't be around when I retire. They proclaim, "But I paid into the system my whole life!" Yeah, well, me too. I'd be happy just to get some of the money back that I put into it.
      - Global competition. Samir wasn't their willing to do their job for 90% less, and unions were strong. Unions worked better when there was less of a threat from a global economy.
      - Less Draconian DUI laws.

      Plus, you could argue that they didn't HAVE TO go to school half of their lives to get a decent job. Now days, I see lots of jobs requiring a Master's degree. I pity my kids. They'll probably have to go to school until they retire at age 85, and still pay for their own retirement (hopefully SS will be destroyed by then).

    40. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To be fair, at one point in the US history, you could discharge student loans in bankruptcy... hardly ideal, but a chance for a "fresh start." That law changed in 1998 so it is a particular hardship that young people have that their elders didn't have to endure.

      Indeed, if I had had student loans in college, as opposed to an academic scholarship, I could've discharged them in bankruptcy...

      Don't worry though, the usury industry got me further down the line. I think they'll get everyone in the end except the ruling class, only a matter of time. £15,000 would pay off a really small amount of my current debt.

    41. Re:Funny that by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      "I think it may be the opposite in the US, more financial aid and such stuff for lower income people (ie: you can be poor, go to a top grade university and not spend 10 years paying it off)."

      Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thank you so much.

      Oh, wait, you're not serious are you? Oh dear. The money pays for SOME of your expenses. The rest you have to do on loans. Your parents are poor? Oh, bad interest rate for you! The whole "poor people get a free ride" thing is an absolute joke. About 0.01% get a good deal, and the middle class complain about those people. The rest get wrung dry for every penny they have and will earn for the next few decades.

    42. Re:Funny that by mpiktas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have an anger problem. That's why no one respects you. Or maybe it's your inability to defend a point of view without using foul language. Oh come on, I respect him. Natural pure anger at current situation. I sure can relate a lot. Ocasional fuck just makes more interesting reading :)
    43. Re:Funny that by PRC+Banker · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. Went to uni in the UK in 1997, missed out on tuition fees but also missed out on student grants. More importantly, missed out on high property prices (2001+) whereby students in London were commonly charged more than 100 pounds per week to rent a room in a university dorm. Damn. Worked in local businesses to meet rent and got a first, by the way. Privaleged generation? We have CDs but have to work and study to get them. As if studying, furthering the country, should be paid for. I have since left the UK (2005) and don't intend to live there again (taxes paid made up for education received several times over even in that short period), especially with regard to the police centralizations of power now occurring. Goodbye UK, long live an open market yet socially responsible society. But where?

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      Oh.
    44. Re:Funny that by ArikTheRed · · Score: 1

      Somewhat true. I probably only rate an 8 on the "factor of 10" scale. My position was earned through spending my freetime on open source projects - writing a book on one project, and co-authoring another one. Creating a startup, and speaking at several conferences (JavaOne, ApacheCon, etc). But if you think I brown-nosed my way up, sorry to dissappoint.

    45. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      My position was earned through spending my freetime on open source projects - writing a book on one project, and co-authoring another one.
      Must be nice to have had free time.

      Creating a startup
      Figures. Most Entrepreneurs are sociopaths.

      and speaking at several conferences (JavaOne, ApacheCon, etc).
      Cushy work if you can get it. I didn't realise that public speaking was an IT skill.

      But if you think I brown-nosed my way up, sorry to dissappoint.
      My opinion isn't swayed much.
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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    46. Re:Funny that by GrEmLiN76X · · Score: 0, Troll

      The younger generation is spoiled.. If you can bring yourself to say "Fuck you" to someone of an elder generation then you're damn well spoiled. The younger generation is spoiled and has no respect anymore. That's the absolute truth.

      And as far as starting at the bottom and all that.. I think more kids these days should start at the bottom and learn what it is to put in an honest days work.. funny that I say that and absolutely refuse to work retail or supermarket. My last supermarket job lasted 4 hours of training (I got paid for 8.. so, spoiled) and all of two days. (I laughed when they sent me a W2 for like $3.43)

      My father got into the IT industry upwards of a decade ago now and he gets treated as shitty as the younger kids. Someone with 10+ years experience in the field for some big name companies and with all the pieces of paper saying he's capable of doing what his resume says he can.. and they still want to offer him $25-35,000 a year with crap long-term benefits like he's some fresh out of college A+ course grad. Fuck that.

      For the record, I'm 18.. I think I've a unique perspective on the drawbacks of being a member of a younger generation. I've been saying for a while now, I was born 30 years too late. I shoulda went to high school with my father and his friends, haha.

    47. Re:Funny that by DM9290 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fine, fine, I'll get off your lawn.



      The myth that young people are spoilt and have an undue sense of entitlement is starting to wear a bit fucking thin though. In what way do we have more than previous generations? Tax burdens have been moved down to lower incomes in the UK, and I believe this is also the case in the US. Public services have been gutted by privatisation. Yet because we can buy iPods these days apparently we are spoilt. Fuck you. I'd rather be able to find an NHS dentist and get free higher education than have an mp3 player. Of course, now all you old fucks have no more need of public education and have fat wage packets to pay for private healthcare, you want such things scrapped so you don't have to pay for them. That is called 'kicking away the ladder'. Then you have the fucking nerve to complain about an undue sense of entitlement in the younger generation. You simply don't want to pay now for the things you were given to help you out when you were young.

      You are confused son. Its a class struggle, not an age struggle. Stop attacking people on the basis of age; you're just making yourself into a useless annoyance to everyone and not accomplishing anything at all. You are also advertising the fact that you are basically an ignorant thug.

      Just because you see someone criticizing youth as if it were a collective sentience (an absolutely absurd position: they are all individuals with seperate aims and ambitions), that doesn't make your attack against another collective age category meaningful. If all you are good for is to engage in moronic knee jerk reactions, you will continue to be part of the problem going forward, and in 15 years you'll be part of the 'blame kids for everything' crowd. It also explains why no one wants to put you in charge of anything or give you the money you think you deserve because all the "old fucks" have "kicked away" your poor little ladder.

      Yeah, I'm bitter. I was treated like crap and told to suck it up and that I was spoilt by a generation that had it a fuck load easier than I did. That is why I turned my back on the entire industry, although I don't hold out much chance of getting away from selfish middle-aged wankers any time soon.

      spoken like a true brat.
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      No one has a right to their *own* opinion. They have a right to the TRUTH.
    48. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      replying as anon, since anything vaguely anti-leftist seems to get modded down into oblivion here.

      On "socialism security", you're absolutely right. It will be dead and gone by the time any non-baby boomer reaches eligibility ( esp. once they raise the eligibility age to the high 80's to stave off collapse ).

      The basic problem is there's fewer and fewer people in each generation after the boomers, and the boomers ( along with everyone else ) is living longer. Thus, more people taking out of the social service coffers with less people paying in.

      Soon enough, the government could tax everyone at 90% and they still wouldn't have enough money to pay for all the existing social programs. Exceptions might be places like Norway, where they can use profits from oil to prop up the social spending.

      So, even if it's impossible for someone to make it on their own as the g/p suggests it looks as if we'll see that theory put to the test.

      Given demographics, it seems inevitable that the social spending of western nations must collapse.

    49. Re:Funny that by Kamineko · · Score: 1

      Hey, Mr. (or Ms.) damburger, can I ask a question: what year did you enrol in higher education? Are you paying the £1k or the £3k year tuition fees? I dodged the increase by a single year. By months. Weeks even. If you weren't as lucky... I don't know how you do it.

    50. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The younger generation is spoiled.. If you can bring yourself to say "Fuck you" to someone of an elder generation then you're damn well spoiled. The younger generation is spoiled and has no respect anymore. That's the absolute truth.

      Wow, 18 and you can already parrot the right wing media. I'm impressed.

      People who complain about a lack of respect blissfully ignore the obvious question; why does society/older generation/police or whatever deserve your respect. I do not hand out my respect by default, it has to be fucking earned. The same is true for anyone.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    51. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, people without anger problems are well-known for their attempts at breaking the noses of all those with whom they disagree. What *was* I thinking?

      Congrats on furthering the stereotype, though. And congrats on illustrating "irony" by implying that internet anonymity is bad while making threats behind your wall of anonymity. At least you've accomplished *something* today. Heaven knows that "getting angry about something for which you apparently have no solution" sure isn't an accomplishment...

    52. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather be able to find an NHS dentist and get free higher education That sure looks like a sense of entitlement to me. Tell me again, though, how English public healthcare sucks balls? Why should government be paying for stuff that you should be able to provide for or do without?
    53. Re:Funny that by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I think it may be the opposite in the US, more financial aid and such stuff for lower income people (ie: you can be poor, go to a top grade university and not spend 10 years paying it off). Not really. If you're really, really poor and you win admission to a top, well-endowed private university (ie: Ivy League, Stanford, MIT, etc) the school will usually give you a mostly free ride.

      If you're only so poor that you had to eat macaroni and cheese with canned pineapple but not so poor that you couldn't make rent, you'll probably take on some, but not so much, debt.

      And if you have the audacity to be middle class, God help you.

      All of this goes double for the "Public Ivies". For example, UC Berkeley currently lists their tuition for a student living on-campus from in-state as roughly $26,000. It's a lot, but most middle-class folk can afford it with minimal debt and the truly poor receive grants. But try to go there from out-of-state and BAM you're paying an additional $20,000.
    54. Re:Funny that by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      Is that all you're whining about?????

      Holy mother of god!

      My "share" of tuition was $15K/yr, after student loans and scholarships. Add to that $600/mo for rent, and food. Then add to that the school policy that *all* of a student's income was supposed to go for tuition, notwithstanding that I was self-supporting and had to earn money to pay for rent and food, and that the university controlled the job market and paid minimum wage for everyone who wasn't a PhD, and my "expected contribution" exceeded my pretax income by about $10K / year. Oh, and let's not forget that tuition was not tax-deductible. And that tuition aid was considered income, and I got to pay taxes on it.

      So if all you're paying is £3k year tuition fees, stop your whining. Try attending a university in the States.

    55. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      1998. I got a (small) grant for the first year then a loan, then hit the 1k fees towards the end of my course. Now I've gone back to university I'm struggling with the full 3k fees and no support since I already have a degree (the idea being, of course, than you get one shot at university then you should be happy being the bitch of one particular industry for the rest of your life. Poor people don't deserve choices).

      I have only managed this through spending every penny I had scraped together through the years, living off only the bare essentials, working part time (despite doing an extremely demanding course which I put more time into than I would a full time job) and, I am ashamed to say, the charity of others. I am not the architect of my situation, and that is the source of much of my anger.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    56. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you.

      I'm in Canada. 19 years of age.

      I make the right decision and chose NOT to go to University, though.

      I've been self-employed and living on my own since I was 16 (while in high school) doing "freelance" at first. When I turned 18 I was required by law to register as a business. I have about another year and a half before I can claim my business as income so I can take out a loan or anything of that sort. I also opened an RRSP the day I turned 18. As is sits, I contribute $25/week. When I am 60 (as long as the market picks back up) I will be able to retire comfortably.

      I do web development and I do it damn well. Design, on the other hand, not so strong. Sometimes I tough it out, sometimes I contract it out. Depends on the project and the deadline. My skills certainly do not only pertain to web development. I'm quite fluent in a few languages other than the basic Web ones. I've used Linux exclusively for development for 6... moving on to 7 years now.

      Last year I made a gross $60,000 or so. Being a one-man operation I have to say is pretty good. I choose my hours, I do as I please so long as the clients are happy. I only take what is necessary to live (rent, bills, food, etc.) and re-invest the rest into the business. I run a few private (colo'd) servers and upgrade my primary workstation as I see fit. Built a NAS with RAID, etc. to ensure proper backups are made.

      I am, however, in line to get into school still. I chose not to go to University. There is a place here in Saskatchewan called SIAST, similar to a Community College in the US (not sure what it would be equivalent to in the UK). I plan to go to get more into the Design side of things. I should be attending class this September. It's a 2 year program. After that I may be able to challenge my web development certificate, getting me certified in X/HTML, CSS, JS, PHP, etc.

      I know, I know... what I say may not be exactly what the current topic is, but my point is that University right out of High School is not always the 'right choice'. This is something I've enjoyed doing since I was 12 years old. I don't see myself backing out of it any time soon.

    57. Re:Funny that by 1155 · · Score: 1

      Those born in 1980 are golden though!

    58. Re:Funny that by blindd0t · · Score: 1

      I can sympathize with you here. I accepted a job for an 'entry-level' position at one point because at the time, anything was better than the hell-hole I was already in. After working for them as a contractor for two years, they offered to hire me permanently. The pay they offered me was measly compared to what everyone else there was getting paid, and they refused to bump me up to the next 'level' position. Their excuse was that it was good money for someone my age. But the real kicker is that I had just as much experience in the field and performed infinitely better than one of their "senior" developers who was so stupid and almost cost the company a $10 million contract. I was the one who ended up cleaning up the mess and saving that contract (with an already full plate, mind you). I feel I asked for a commensurate raise after that (it honestly wasn't much at all -- it's not like I was asking to be bumped up to the senior position or even anything remotely close to it), and got a "but you're making good money for someone your age" response again. So a few weeks after that, I lined up another job, I put in my 2 weeks, and I now work for a (small) company that I'm lucky truly respects and appreciates me. Fact is, what I asked for was still less than fair to me for my level of experience and the level of work I was doing (never mind the amount of work I was doing and unpaid overtime I was putting in).

      So while I agree it is entirely wrong for any individual, young or "mature," to lash out in some malicious manner, I can sympathize with the many talented young individuals and how they feel when they make the poor decision to do so. I, and likely many if not most other young professionals, clearly understand that we have to work our way up. However, we do feel some sense of entitlement to respect and appreciation for our work (at least from the employer -- client's are another story ^_^). We understand we have much to learn, but that doesn't make us doormats, and that needs to be understood. I'll reiterate that acting in a malicious manner doesn't entitle anyone any respect or appreciation, as one's talent means nothing without integrity, in my humble opinion.

    59. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have my sympathy certainly (although not that much - you still live in a semi-democracy and vote in the fuckers who create such conditions) but the harshness of conditions elsewhere does not justify the baby boomers over here demolishing the social programmes they took advantage of and subjecting our generations to deteriorating conditions.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    60. Re:Funny that by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1
      On this:

      The amount you are paid for applying your knowledge has less to do with the quality of your knowledge than how long you have been with the company


      So, seniority counts more than skill in the companies(?) you worked for. Not being from the UK, I have to ask: are all companies required to reward employees on seniority? Was is something peculiar to the companies(?) you worked for?

      With the decline of unions in the US, it seems there's less emphasis on seniority over here but that's a perception.
    61. Re:Funny that by Niten · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Good thing I was born in 1980, in that case.

    62. Re:Funny that by musides · · Score: 2, Insightful


        What you are reflecting is interesting: the erosion of social programs by the people who benefited the most from them. In the US, we don't really have social programs in any meaningful way that would make sense to the Social Democracies of Europe, so our young people aren't seeing the same thing. In fact, the closest we get to that is the push to close down public education itself -- so you could say we are on a very different place on the curve of the erosion of social cohesion. :)

        In the US, I think you have to go back around 100 years before you can seriously start talking about a generation that has had a hard time in life. The boomers, Gen X, and millenials all have had roughly similar experiences in the US. I imagine boomers in Europe, however, generally had extremely difficult circumstances: whether a firebombed London or a pillaged France, it isn't exactly conducive to an upbringing of opportunities. Our millenials, on the whole, are considered spoiled simply because they are pretty far removed, from a historical perspective, of knowing hardship.

        It is good you have a chip on your shoulder, and all that, but part of your attitude is misguided. This notion about how you shouldn't give a shit about where you work needs a change. In other words, you need to start your own business, live off the grid, or find a job where you *do* give a shit. Any other solution, and you just end up being a loser. And this nonsense about your student debt: please, no it is time for you to keep up. My wife and I have twice that much debt, and that is from graduating *12* years ago. Yes, that means 12 years of payments, and we have a long, long way to go.

    63. Re:Funny that by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I'm just going to interject to say that if your career started 20 years ago than college was a heck of a lot cheaper when you worked your way through. Remember, all these student loans have made prices for education go up much, much faster than the general rate of inflation.

    64. Re:Funny that by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I was born in 1972, and guess what, I had to start at the bottom with a shitty paid job, and work my way up too.

      Things haven't changed. Most of the highly paid and highly technical jobs are taken by those with experience, because they require people with experience. When I started in the business, sure, I thought I had the knowledge to do all that shit...but looking back from where I am now, it's amusing to think of all the pitfalls I'd have fallen into through lack of actual experience.

      The story hasn't changed. Being bitter about this just proves you're spoiled.

    65. Re:Funny that by mike2R · · Score: 1

      I do somewhat agree with you - I'm few years older judging by your debts so I got off relatively lightly, but I was teasing my Mum about this recently; her generation got out of being students debt free, and then went and bought houses which rocketed in value.

      But there are a few flaws with this - firstly it assumes that if you had been born fifty or sixty years ago, you'd have gone to university. More likely you would have left school at 16 for hard manual work, picked up whatever health problems were the issue in your line of work, and then been chucked out by Thatcher in the eighties with nothing to look forward to but an old age pension which will let you heat your council house or eat, but not both. Graduates have it harder now then graduates back then, but there are so many more graduates now that its something of a false comparison.

      And, yes, the health service has declined in terms what it provides vs the level of care you could theoretically get if there weren't any financial considerations. But that is due to the fact that health care now is massively more advanced than health care then, so there is so much more to spend money on. If I had a life threatening disease, I wouldn't want to go back to 1970 to get it treated...

      So yeah, I don't think my parents' generation have the right to tell me how easy I have it, but all in all I wouldn't swap with them.

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    66. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      The game has changed, and I have given the numbers to prove it. This knee-jerk, right wing habit of calling everyone who complains about their circumstances 'spoilt' is starting to get a bit irritating. I refuse to accept the blame for the conditions I found myself in. I didn't make the fucking NASDAQ tank just before I graduated. I didn't force the government to make it harder to go to university. I didn't determine the crappy wages and management in the IT industry.

      I spend a lot of time blaming myself for being useless, believing the bullshit put out by people like you. Now I finally realise that it wasn't all my fault. I'm worth more than those cunts were paying me and I'm going to find an industry which recognises this.

      --
      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    67. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      I think its a widespread problem. Whenever you have a structure that places management types (good at manipulating people, but no real knowledge) over IT professionals, they are too clueless to measure the performance of their underlings and so use age as a crude estimate of it.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    68. Re:Funny that by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      Give me a break you old piece of shit. Everyone who says 'nobody gave me anything' and 'I worked my way up' is almost certainly lying their arse off. You also seem to think you know what experience I have but clearly you don't. I don't think it is that you aren't aware of the problems facing young people these days, you just don't care. All you care about is getting your own taxes down at the expense of those just started out. You are probably too stupid to compete on intellectual merit, so you and your ilk promote a system where young talented people can never get anywhere to threaten your cushy jobs. Cunt.

      Not to belabor this, but...

      • I'm not that old; just turning 45.
      • I *did* work my way up from almost nothing and had two jobs through college. I did get student loans, but paid them off myself.
      • True, I don't know what experience you have, but it almost doesn't matter at this point because of your attitude.
      • I do know what problems younger people face as my wife was a teacher and I work with and mentor several younger colleagues fresh from school.
      • I'm a Democrat and don't mind paying tases, I just don't like my tax money wasted (like on the war).
      • Calling me stupid is silly as *you* don't know me or my skills and experience. Perhaps I'm an "talented" person too, just not as young as you.
      • Why should I get out of your way when you haven't proven that you deserve anything.
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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    69. Re:Funny that by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Research helps a lot, else one gets caught in the awful conundrum that you've faced. In IT, there are desk jobs with little future and tremendous burdens, and there are great development jobs with strong futures. Settling for one while desiring the other seems, well, counterintuitive, doesn't it?

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    70. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      The dream jobs don't exist for people like me. Every job worth having is taken and will be for the foreseeable future. Consensus amongst employers pretty much dictated the conditions I had to take, or go and work in a factory.

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      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    71. Re:Funny that by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that sort of thing goes on here in the US in some industries ( seems especially prevalent in union / formerly union ) shops, but other industries not so much. Just wondered if there was something regulatory in the UK along those lines.

      Thanks.

    72. Re:Funny that by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Most of the highly technical and well paid jobs (system admins and the like) seem to be already taken by well established old folk, and nobody is really interested in training anybody for when they retire.

      Trust me, after 40 you start seeing all the good jobs being taken by some still wet-behind-the-ears college grad while you're forced out so they can hire someone from overseas or another fresh-out, cheap. When you realize your boss is young enough to be your son or daughter THEN you can come to me and gripe!

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    73. Re:Funny that by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Oh, I've got a solution (not the OP though I'm sure he'd agree). Euthanize the baby boomers at 65. They don't want to pay back what they took? Good, no healthcare for you, no pension, nothing. Take your big cars and arrogant lifestyles with you into oblivion. It's you scared pricks that mean I have to go through hours of airport security. You arrogant assholes got free university education and then refused it to the next generation. So get into the fucking blender because I'm not taking care of you after the shit you did to me. GTFO my planet. We don't want you anymore, and we'll be the ones with their fingers on the buttons to your life support.

      You fuckers started wars of convenience, you fuckers are causing global warming and you don't care because you'll be dead before the consequences hit. So go die. Please die. The sooner you shits are off the planet, the better.

    74. Re:Funny that by lysse · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was treated like crap and told to suck it up and that I was spoilt by a generation that had it a fuck load easier than I did.

      Yes, you were. The baby boomers. Us gen-X-ers watched them take over everything on the grounds that youth and social position should not be discriminated against, cement themselves so firmly into positions of power that nothing can dislodge them, and then kick away the ladders they found so useful on the grounds that age and achievement should not be discriminated against. You lot are the second generation they've shat on - they practised on us, and we were so stunned by the sight of our future being flushed down the toilet that we let them get really good at it. Sorry about that... on the other hand, you guys have at least grown up without the memory of hope.
    75. Re:Funny that by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 2, Funny

      But like I said, I'm out now. I'm going into physics and hopefully a job where I can actually be respected for what I know.

      You're going to love being a research assistant.

    76. Re:Funny that by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      For reference, I'm almost 19.

      The younger generation isn't spoilt, they're just overly pissed off because they don't remember the days when being screwed meant you were shipped off to Vietnam.

      That said, a great many young people are screwed in a great many ways nowadays. The cost of education skyrockets while neither us nor our parents get any richer. High divorce rates have broken families to the point that I had to berate my own father to get his half of my tuition paid. I'm 19 and the most money I've ever made so far in my life is roughly $8 an hour. The job was great experience and if I was given the choice to get another job last summer, I would still choose that one. But it still only paid a dollar and a bit above minimum wage. I have no idea how I would support myself if I really needed to.

      Nonetheless, the fact is that I have 2 parents and a step-father to support me who all have decent jobs. Most people my age are in much more trouble than I am. My generation grew up in the '90s, with increasing restrictions on young people, and went on to come of age in the 2000s, with increasing restrictions on everybody. We're a little pissed and extremely cynical.

      Expect my generation to have children very late, because all-and-all it's taking us longer than it used to to set ourselves up in secure lives in which we can afford to settle down and raise kids of our own. This pisses off those of us who don't want to live a childish lifestyle forever.

    77. Re:Funny that by ArikTheRed · · Score: 1

      Must be nice to have had free time. It's amazing what you can do if you don't watch TV or play video games. Unless you claim you work 100 hours a week steadily and that is why you have no time. Then you're a moron for staying at your job. You're getting paid slave wages. Quit now.

      Come to think about it... get off slashdot and get back to work!

      Cushy work if you can get it. I didn't realise that public speaking was an IT skill. Who said anything about IT skills? Speaking is a basic business skill. You work in a business, right? I've never been a good public speaker. That's fine. I'm not an entertainer, I just disseminate information - something anyone can do. Sign up for Toastmasters if you have hang-ups on speaking. Welcome to the real world, junior.

      My opinion isn't swayed much. That's because you're a self-righteous dick. No wonder you don't get promoted... I wouldn't want to work for you either.
    78. Re:Funny that by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      I'm just going to interject to say that if your career started 20 years ago than college was a heck of a lot cheaper when you worked your way through.

      True, but *everything*, including salaries, was a lot lower as well.

      I was fortunate in that I was interested in unusual courses, like LISP and Prolog. This allowed me to get an undergraduate research position studying "automated programming techniques" in LISP. They actually wanted a graduate student, but I was the only one with the requsite programming skills. I guess chance favors the prepared. The job paid $9.50 / hour - in 1985 - but I worked my ass off for that dough -- mostly 3am as LISP development was limited during the day on our VAX 785 running 4.3 BSD.

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    79. Re:Funny that by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Y'know, I keep hearing about that "nasty shock" from those disgruntled. You want to know what happens when they do get up the nerve to go? They are replaced. Usually by someone who appreciates a paycheck.

    80. Re:Funny that by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Unless you're tied to a specific locale, there are opportunities everywhere. People are screaming for talented individuals that can apply themselves (not be enslaved, but just work hard). Factory work is a dead end, too. I hate to say pull up stakes and move to a better place, but it might be necessary unless you can find a niche to live in that rewards you. Or start your own concern (tough if you have mouths to feed, and are paycheck-to-paycheck). There are good orgs to work for. You have to hunt. Good luck.

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    81. Re:Funny that by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are confused son. Its a class struggle, not an age struggle. Stop attacking people on the basis of age; you're just making yourself into a useless annoyance to everyone and not accomplishing anything at all. You are also advertising the fact that you are basically an ignorant thug. I think damburger's anger is pretty damn stupid, but please read this.
    82. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a member of your generation, I must say that I'm in complete agreement with the position taken by people around you: You are a spoiled ass hat.

      Work hard, shut up and gain some people skills.

    83. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holicrap, you only got raped in the ass once? I get raped in the ass twice! You've got nothing to complain about!

      Did your parents' generation have free university education then refuse to give it to the next? That's what happened to us. They want us to work to pay their pensions, but want to remove paying taxes to pay for OURS. They got free healthcare and dental. We don't. They got up the tree and now they've kicked the ladder away and have the audacity to call us spoilt.

    84. Re:Funny that by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh come on, I respect him. Natural pure anger at current situation. I sure can relate a lot. Ocasional fuck just makes more interesting reading :)

      Agreed. He's right, too.

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    85. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying "fuck you" to someone who deserves it has no basis in age. Gray hair does not make you deserving of respect.

      You sound like a complete tool. You're also a hypocrite.

    86. Re:Funny that by maxume · · Score: 1

      In the U.S., the top 20% of wage earners(roughly people making in excess of $230,000) pay about 68% of federal taxes:

      http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/88xx/doc8885/EffectiveTaxRates.shtml#1011535

      The top 40% of wage earners(people making more than $85,000) pay nearly 85% of federal taxes.

      They pay a smaller share of medicare/medicaid and social security, because of the income caps, but they still pay the maximum rates for those programs(and a person earning $100,000 is paying more than 2 people earning $40,000 each)

      I guess you could argue that the wealthy should be paying even more, but it's a tough sell claiming that lower incomes are bearing most of the burden.

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    87. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      Well, we are both still a lot younger and fitter than them. Perhaps we should blow of this IT crap, buy some hoodies and start mugging them.

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    88. Re:Funny that by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      I didn't realise that public speaking was an IT skill.

      That's odd, given your obvious social skills.

      --saint

    89. Re:Funny that by maxume · · Score: 1

      People are having kids late for lots of reasons, but dishwashers are at least as good an explanation as financial security:

      http://www.slate.com/id/2182089/

      The gist of it is that the benefits of a couple splitting breadwinning and domestic roles decrease when the domestic role gets easier, so some people tend to put off entering into a relationship that they are not certain of.

      I'm 10 years out of high school, and dozens of the people I graduated with have children, out of several hundred, so not everybody is waiting.

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    90. Re:Funny that by soulsteal · · Score: 1

      We exist in a limbo where software is both authorized and unauthorized.

      It's kinda like the Matrix but with Thundercats.

    91. Re:Funny that by nelk · · Score: 1
      Most people born after 1980 are treated like shit in the IT industry. So are most people born before 1980.


      So are most people born before 1980.


      It's all due to those bastards who were all born IN 1980!

      I hate them so much....

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    92. Re:Funny that by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Part of your problem is that apparently you went out and spent way, way, way too much for an education. I got my education for something like £6000 (although it was paid in American dollars, in Texas).

    93. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another trainspotter with a chip on his shoulder, what a surprise...

    94. Re:Funny that by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately all we have now is the dream of hope. I'm a gen-Yer and I'm officially screwed. Where do old timers get off saying we're spoiled when I have a $50,000 loan to pay off upon graduating college. Unless I'm wrong college was dirt cheap back then, as in you could pay it off with a summer job or co-op type cheap. In 10 years my tuition has gone up 300% to $12K a year for a subsidized public university. None of them had to worry about whether or not my job will be obsolete by the time I'm 30. They don't have to worry about the $100,000 dollars I'm going to put in social security actually being there when I retire. None of them had to worry about a system that is so jacked up that NO ONE can make sense of it. Of course unlike the older gens, we don't bitch and moan about how unfair the world is and whine till we get our way. We just figure out a way to get it. If we want to talk to people and screw around online we develop IRC and MUD. We want to listen to digital music on our computers, we invent the mp3 compression and rip our music off cd's. In my generation we get exactly what we want or we go somewhere else, none of that extra crap. That is why we build our own computers. Where does the older generation get off telling me that I have to live my life within their terms? Unless I'm wrong that was called slavery... And on top of that, the older generation takes credit for our work and then bitches about it. Do you honestly think middle management does anything to spur innovation? So I'd think that we deserve an iPod...at least it will give me some solace in the fact that the older gens screwed our lives over for their gain. Go kick down your ladder...because the younger gens don't give a crap about you. What have you done for us except make our lives tougher?

    95. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, that's only sorta rich people. Get up above a million in income and watch the rates drop...
      http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh112404.shtml

    96. Re:Funny that by maxume · · Score: 1

      Umm, I'm not talking about rates, I'm talking about where the tax dollars are coming from, and more than 65% of all federal tax dollars are coming from people with income greater than $230,000, and a little more than 84% of federal tax dollars are coming from people with income greater than $85,000.

      Not discussing the fairness, or what proportion would be appropriate, pointing out the current breakdown and how it is a little hard to argue that the poor are bearing the 'burden'. You can argue that they should have even lower tax rates, but you can't argue that they are paying most of the taxes(because 60% of the population is paying 15% of the taxes).

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    97. Re:Funny that by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      We aren't complaining about the job situation though. In that case, you HAVE to start from the bottom. And no one ever gets to start from the top. What we are complaining about is how hard it is to even get a leg up now. The only people who can win college scholarships are either people form low incomes or minorities. The only people that the government actually gives financial aid to is low income families. And coming out of college we have loans to pay off. I mean, straight out of the box we have a 50K car to pay for for the next 30 years. And here we are getting sued by RIAA for having downloaded music that they never would have actually bought anyways. I know people say that us gen-y's complain alot. But don't we have the right to? How many rules has the older generations forced on us for no apparent reason. What good does a 10pm curfew do for most teenagers. My sister cant even go to a movie that ends after 10pm. No generation before us will have to spend their first 2 years salary just paying for college back (over a lifetime) and lets not even start about private schools. But what infuriates me the most, is that we don't have the power to change a damn thing. Our vote doesn't matter, politicians wont even lend an ear to the young outside of voting season. As it stand where I live, I cant even vote on city measures until I own a house in the city (to claim residency...for some reason apartments don't count). Until I have capital, nothing I say or do will have any effect on the future because of all the money special interest groups throw around. So you tell me, should I not complain when my voice doesn't matter in a democratic republic where only dollars matter?

    98. Re:Funny that by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      That seems to be what the older generations think we like to do...or maybe we can shoot up a school...pay ridiculously high viewing fees for movies...download music... Of course the older generations kinda forget that the young always invent the crap that keeps them alive longer just so we can hear them bitch longer.

    99. Re:Funny that by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      Now now...we cant keep dropping f-bombs. Because then we might make sense to them. But you all are right...good job old folks! I hope you take please in the fact that you and your lifestyles killed the planet. Us young folks...we dont have much stuff anymore. All we need is a computer, and ipod, and the clothes on our backs. We rough it. You old timers, go take your fancy houses, 2 week vacations and your ginormous cars and go stuff it. Hippies are the most fucked up people the world has ever created. And guess what? Their your parents! Good thing for us, we were raised by everyone else but you!

    100. Re:Funny that by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It honestly took me a minute to work out whether you were being serious or being humorous. The 10:00 curfew line is pretty funny, and being sued for downloading music? Classic. And private schools? You went to private school and you're complaining about money?

      I did eventually decide you were being serious though, and that makes me sad.

      You're in the same boat everyone is in. I know people my age who still have 50k in college loans, and I know people my age who left school with 100k in college loans. So your family doesn't make little enough money to qualify for financial aid? That's not breaking my heart.

      Everyone has all their rules forced on them by the older generation, that's been true forever. Politicians don't listen to anyone outside of voting season, and if you don't vote, as many young people DON'T vote, you can't complain that they don't care about you. Why should they?

      It's not that you shouldn't complain. Everyone should complain. What's annoying as fuck is when you say, "Everyone else had it soooo easy."

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    101. Re:Funny that by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Well this was, as I'm guessing your reply is, meant to be tongue in cheek. I'm just finding this little debate quite amusing, and in all reality I associate with the disaffected (and violently swearing) OP.

    102. Re:Funny that by jambarama · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, do you really think it is unfair that the 30 year veteran gets paid twice what you do? Pay scales with value subject to the limitation of substitutability. People typically get paid more the longer they're in a company/field because experience, knowledge, & expertise typically increases over time in a company/field. Someone who has been with a firm for 10 years is trusted more because they've demonstrated consistent capability, new guys haven't gotten the chance to yet. People higher up the "ladder" get paid more because they're typically harder to replace.

      The slacking off you're referring to is a chicken & egg problem. Are the new guys playing with gadgets, doing work halfway, and BSing their boss because they expect to be canned or are they getting canned because they're doing a crap job? As bad as it is to turnover new guys so much (and in my unrepresentative experience the turnover isn't as high as you've experienced), to pay the new guys the same as the old hats would make sure you never had any old hats - and that'd be far more crippling.

      I'm not in IT anymore either, but not because of turnover - and good luck in physics.

    103. Re:Funny that by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      See here's the thing. I'm at a public school, UCI. My tuition is going up 500 dollars next quarter for no damn reason. Which means I have to pay for it whether I like it or not. And I really wasn't being serious. It was supposed to be a joke. Because the rules are jokes who cares about most of that little crap. If you cant get money from selling cd's change your buisness model...it's not that difficult. And for the record I am poor, I just don't get financial aid because I live on the border line of a rich zipcode. And I suppose voting is more of a situation where the child is telling the parent what to do. Did your parents listen when you told them something? Only when we are 30 somethings are we regarded as equals with the rest of the world even though the world runs off the innovations of the young.

    104. Re:Funny that by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      On "socialism security", you're absolutely right. It will be dead and gone by the time any non-baby boomer reaches eligibility ( esp. once they raise the eligibility age to the high 80's to stave off collapse ).

      God forbid the program return to where it started (and should have remained). When Social Security was started it was for people past the average life expectancy. It should be re-adjusted to better reflect that, and God willing before the Baby Boomers bankrupt it. If one were to look at long term trends though, it makes more sense to punish the younger generation to get things into a sustainable check (each generation pays for itself), rather than the old (economically the younger generation is almost always better off than the older).

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    105. Re:Funny that by pastpolls · · Score: 1

      Even the most technical people are required to have "people skills." If you don't learn them, you won't succeed. Your posts are not proving your point, they are furthering the points of those that disagree.

    106. Re:Funny that by juuri · · Score: 1

      I heard that before, and actually believed it for a few years.

      A few years... *laugh* ahh the arrogance of youth, thinking you know it all.

      Wisdom is going to be fun for you, should give you plenty of stinging regrets.

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    107. Re:Funny that by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      The amount you are paid for applying your knowledge has less to do with the quality of your knowledge than how long you have been with the company... That's because knowledge is not a distinguishing factor, it is merely a cost of entry. The distinguishing factor is effectiveness, which can involve many different things. If you're a genius engineer, you can be a dick and it's overlooked because you're so effective. But if you're not, professionalism, respect, collaboration, etc come into play. I'm guessing from your posts here that those might not be strong suits for you.

      From any given graduating class from any school, some will succeed more than others. You can either bitch and moan about that, or figure out why that is and how you can stay on the upside of the discrepancy. Fairness has little to do with it--as with most things in life.
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    108. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      I was shitcanned from my last IT job in favour of a web designer who left a website with phpmyadmin open to outside ip addresses and without password protection. He had 15-20 years experience on me, I had the advantage of not being a drooling moron. Why can't people be paid for what they do rather than how long they've been doing it?

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    109. Re:Funny that by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      We ARE looked down upon because age is its own class.

    110. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      From any given graduating class from any school, some will succeed more than others. You can either bitch and moan about that, or figure out why that is and how you can stay on the upside of the discrepancy. Fairness has little to do with it--as with most things in life.

      But that is the problem; I know precisely why others succeed where I fail. There is a single set of skills that allow people to quickly advance in industry and they have no technical basis. It is about acumen, cunning, the ability to lie and manipulate. These are the things that make a manager or an entrepreneur, and the only things that society gives any significant rewards for. Basically, to get anywhere you have to be a total dick, and I don't want to be a dick.

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    111. Re:Funny that by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      funny that... It seems that we are arguing on different points. The old see us as having a lot of stuff, and therefore by association affluent. Where as the younger see ourselves as financially poor and the older as rich. Interesting that both are true....

    112. Re:Funny that by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Must be nice to have had free time.

      Get rid of the television, restrict your own internet usage to cut off social, networking and other "non-work related" sites (I include /. in that list). Don't go down to the pub after work.

      Unless you're a junior doctor, you have plenty of free time. If your work is "expecting" you to put in 90 hour weeks, I've got news for you: They won't sack you for putting in 40 hours and you don't do anyone any good by introducing more problems than you solve by continuing to work when you're exhausted and you should have gone home hours ago.

      Very few people in business got promoted through 90 hour weeks. Plenty, on the other hand, got promoted by talking to people across the company, learning what it was made their employers business tick and figuring out how to direct their skills towards helping this. You might call this brown-nosing, but a business sells more products by getting to know their customers.

      I didn't realise that public speaking was an IT skill.

      No, but communication is a business skill. And a very important one - without it, it is almost certain you will never advance very far.

      You know, I started university only a year before you. By your terms, I was one of the fantastically lucky ones. I didn't pay fees, and my loans were never more than about £5,000. About a year ago I took on a lad who's just graduated, and of course he does owe a lot of money. But he is technically adept, he gets on well with other people, he listens to their problems and works very hard to find them solutions.

    113. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm totally with you on this one - albeit with the classism-not-ageism thing in effect.

      It's a sad thing when folks on your side of the pond abandon the idea that higher education ought to be available to all income brackets. Older people's assumptions do date back to a very different time in our history. You can slide further: I got really fed up with seeing my university education costs double and triple while the state gutted funding to pander to soccer moms waving "No new taxes" and "Ban the car tax" signs. This left my university largely to entitled brats - the ones that do exist - that came from rich neighborhoods in the BMW's their parents bought them. Me, money became a problem before I could complete, leaving me with a $20,000 student loan and no piece of paper.

      Hey, you guys just do all you can to make sure those dollars don't mean so much, okay?

    114. Re:Funny that by mikael · · Score: 1

      And 15 years ago, only about 15% of population were able to go to university. Now it is around 33.3%. Back in the 1970's only 10% of the school-leaving population were able to get to university. You either passed your 11+ exams (guaranteed a grammar school education) or failed them (kicked out when you turned 16). Then it was possible to pay student grants (around 3K to 6K pounds per year, depending upon subject), which barely covered rent and heating, let alone a desktop computer (20 Mhz 80x86).

      The shortage of dentists is due to the fact that more expensive treatments have been developed (custom made porcelain crowns, implants, ultrasonic cleaning, sealants to prevent dental cavities). All of these are expensive but form preventative treatments rather than the "drill and pull" treatments that the NHS is willing to pay for.

      And the high cost of house and apartments prices all comes down to the oil boom in the 1980's when offshore workers on the oil-rigs were being paid 400 pounds/week for two weeks on/two weeks off. Then house prices just about everywhere rocketed up, leading to the teachers going on strike because they couldn't afford to live in the catchment areas of the schools that they worked in. Then the availability of cheap loans boosted the house building market (Harry Enfield's "loadsamoney" followed by the crash in the early 90's (as Spitting Images "Our House".

      Sounds familiar?

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    115. Re:Funny that by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      You're quite clever to know a brat from the average guy over the internet. Me, I know my parents got their college paid for by their family members back when it didn't cost so much, while I carry the full weight of my tuition that is several times theirs even figuring in inflation. Yes, sir, I'm next in line.

      Heh.

    116. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did factory work when I was younger. Not very satisfying in terms of accomplishment, but in terms of a job, it was great. I moved up in the company very quickly just for doing what I felt was a decent job. They really appreciate people who are there to actually work. The pay was not the best, but not bad considering. And double time on Sunday's meant I could put in a 16-hour day and make almost an extra week's pay.

    117. Re:Funny that by ewrong · · Score: 1

      "I'm out now. I'm going into physics and hopefully a job where I can actually be respected for what I know."

      Sorry to break it to you dude but being treated like a shmuck by your boss isn't industry specific.

    118. Re:Funny that by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I don't have that much stuff. I've gotten a lot more stuff since I moved into college (like a minifridge, microwave, touchtone phone, and a few posters), but I still don't really own much more than fits into my bedroom or my half of a dorm room and I have no car.

      Apparently gadgets == stuff in some people's eyes. Yes, younger folks own proportionally more gadgets than older folks. But in terms of total stuff we own, most of us still don't own much. How many young people can afford to furnish an apartment all on their own?

    119. Re:Funny that by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Guess what, when I graduated there was a downturn in the tech industry. The UK had an unemployment rate over twice as high as it is now, and I had student loans, too - maintenance grants had been abolished by the time I went to uni except if your family was broke. (I did get a grant in my 4th year, but both my parents were unemployed at the time so could not provide support. And I agree, grants for tuition should never have been abolished). I'm not right wing, nor is my knee jerking. But we've all been there, and most of us didn't whine about it. People graduating ten years before me were going into a country with 3.5 million unemployed and inflation heading towards 10%, and interest rates that peaked at 15%, too - and people ten years prior to that were graduating in an environment of 3 day weeks, the power being turned off at 8pm, and the winter of discontent. The current economic conditions are a tempest in a teacup compared to what people had to put up with from about 1970 to 1987.

      Whatever industry you want to go into you'll find the same thing - you have to start at the bottom and work your way up because you don't have any experience yet. The only way of avoiding that is if you strike it lucky with a business idea you can capitalize on. If you want to be an employee, it doesn't matter what you do - you will start on shit wages because well, you don't know shit yet. IT generally isn't too bad on the shitty starting wage scale. A friend of mine was in aircraft engineering and started on half of what the typical IT graduate started on, so we actually have it quite easy by comparison to some other skilled trades.

      I started on moderately poor wages, but instead of bitching about it I got some experience and a track record of doing good work, then I could command a good salary. Unless you're an entrepeneur you'll have to do the same thing. It has nothing to do with the NASDAQ. You are to blame for your own bitchiness.

      While it may not be your fault, until you get a few years experience you just can't command high wages in ANY industry, from plumbing, to maintaining aircraft, to IT. _All_ of us had to do our apprenticeship some way or other. If you are bitter about it you'll be bitter about it whatever you go into and you'll just make yourself into an unpleasant human being if you just tear yourself up about not hitting a pot of gold straight out of uni. It doesn't happen, it never has happened and never will happen, except for the very few who manage to strike a business idea that works spectacularly well, and if you do, good luck to you.

    120. Re:Funny that by popmaker · · Score: 1

      Are you in the right line of work? I'm hiring for a heavy metal band. The work is hard but the pay's not good. Wanna join?

      In the broader scope of the conversation: I can fully admit to being that spoilt brat you're all talking about - I'm living in Denmark. THAT is truly sweet.

    121. Re:Funny that by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ, cheer the fuck up!

    122. Re:Funny that by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      companies in the IT industry think they can jerk around new people because there's a good deal of them.

      And in the words of Denis Leary "Life sucks, get used to it".

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    123. Re:Funny that by Kamineko · · Score: 1
      Why You're Absolutely Right!

      Perhaps the guy should get some kind of accredited training or qualification or something to improve their career prospects!! Sounds like the kind of thing that could come in handy!!

    124. Re:Funny that by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Tax burdens have been moved down to lower incomes in the UK

      Ahem! And just how many average 20-somethings are in the 40% tax bracket alongside "old fucks" like me?

      That is why I turned my back on the entire industry

      Oh, so not only that but you're also unemployed meaning you're directly leeching of my *HIGHER RATE* taxes also? I'll tell you what, how about going the "whole hog" and dropping a couple of malnourished screaming brats also so I can subsidise them through Child Benefit as well...

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    125. Re:Funny that by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      And as far as starting at the bottom and all that.. I think more kids these days should start at the bottom and learn what it is to put in an honest days work.. funny that I say that and absolutely refuse to work retail or supermarket. These kids already start at the bottom - known as elemantary school. In this organization, the kids are told to stay in high-school since it opens doors.

      Let's say that instead of taking the Grade 10 math course, I worked for 1 hour/day at the McDonalds across the street. At $5/hr, it would substitute the 82 math classes with $410 - basically half of the tuition of a semester at college. (This is an extreme oversimplification, but is still valid.) I'm hard pressed to remember material in the Grade 10 course that I didn't otherwise learn earlier - such "new" material was more identifyable past Grade 11 but wasn't retainable on a longer scale since I didn't get to keep the textbook(s).

      If you believe in the infamous homework ratio (e.g. 1:1), you could perhaps earn $820 instead of $410 - or flex the extra time onto either more difficult projects, burnout avoidance, or learning advanced topics (or discover tactics on topics that actually give you trouble). However, this cannot happen often due to the perceived homework load that some people have.

    126. Re:Funny that by oatworm · · Score: 1

      But those of us born IN 1980... oh yes... we are treated like GODS among MEN!

    127. Re:Funny that by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Not entirely true - my dad failed the joke that was the 11+ exam (based on entirely bogus twin studies - look it up!) and went on to get a degree at Liverpool university.

    128. Re:Funny that by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ya know, i always considered state-sponsored healthcare and education to be a really good idea for a country, in the same way that personal hygiene and regular exercise are good for humans.

      If a country's strength is measured by the capability of it's populace, then it's in the country's own best interest to keep it's citizens well educated and healthy. Unless, of course, they're looking to run it in to the ground, kill it off and start over.. not, mind you, that i'm suggesting that anyone thinks that's a good idea. I really don't understand addressing this in immediate fiscal terms though, because the long term benefits to everyone (yes, even rich people) vastly outweigh the immediate cost.

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    129. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good on you buddy. I hope you don't get bogged down in academia, but congrats on doing something actually interesting.

      and don't worry about these jokers.. most of them are just bitter because they think of themselves as intellectuals even though the majority of their daily tasks can be equated to putting jigsaw puzzles together.

      Otoh, the Mexican guy was right.. you should recognize how damn good you've got it ;)

    130. Re:Funny that by Sadsfae · · Score: 1

      Most of the highly technical and well paid jobs (system admins and the like).. Privy tell, from what spectrum of the universe might I find the strawberry fields where most sysadmins are well paid?
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    131. Re:Funny that by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Not very many according to the stats:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_in_the_United_Kingdom

      With both median and mean for those in their 40s being between double and triple those in their 20s.

      But don't let facts stand in the way of your hysterical right-wing rants.

    132. Re:Funny that by nebosuke · · Score: 1

      In such circumstances, it is good to be angry. You can be angry, or effective at instrumenting change. The more you are of the former, the less successful you'll be at the latter.
    133. Re:Funny that by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Fantastic. In which case your statement:

      Not very many according to the stats

      contadicts the original poster's statement:

      Tax burdens have been moved down to lower incomes in the UK

      which wins me the argument. But then, I am older, a lot wiser, and higher tax payer than you.

      But don't let facts stand in the way of your hysterical right-wing rants.

      Well, let's face it, the so called left-wing / middle-ground politicians are totally botching up this country so maybe it's time for a change.

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    134. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently gadgets == stuff in some people's eyes.
      This is propagated by right-wing think tanks. They use the argument that we have more electronic gadgets than they did in the past (because they hadn't been invented yet, of course) to show how much more wealthy we are, because it allows them to avoid the question of how affordable health care and housing are.

      My dad likes to use this sort of argument in particular. When comparing the Canadian and US health care systems, he likes to point out that MRI machines (I think - it's some sort of medical machine) are in every hospital in the US, but you can sometimes have only a handful in a province in Canada. I like to point out that it doesn't matter if your hospital has a machine if you can't afford to actually use it.
    135. Re:Funny that by mikael · · Score: 1

      It varied from county to county. There are good many people that I know who are bitter about not being able to get an education simply because of this exam, and are determined that their children should not go through the same.

      Eleven Plus

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    136. Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1

      I simply cannot wait until you ignorant, selfish Enoch Powell worshipping cocksuckers are all dead and in the ground so we can undo the damage you've done.

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    137. Re:Funny that by hafhal · · Score: 1

      Sure great being born 1980 , we are the only ones who have it great.

    138. Re:Funny that by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Ugh Social Security is screwed. When will people realize that it's impossible for the government to do something better than you if you can do it yourself. Saving for retirement is one of them. The amount of "surplus" money "borrowed" from social security is just ridiculous. You can't trust politicians. You give them retirement money, they see "surplus" that obviously needs to be spent on some pet project. just get rid of SS. Give everyone as much of their money back as possible - without taxing it (to make up for the fact that none of us are actually going to get back what we put in) and then call it done. Every time I see how much of my paycheck goes to Social Security versus my 401k it just depresses me. All of that should be going into something that I know I'll actually see a return on. Instead it's going into a black hole.

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    139. Re:Funny that by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I don't think Social Security should be about saving for retirement.

      It should be about sharing the risk of exceptional longevity, so we don't have old people starving to death. It really should only kick in at some point past expected life expectancy.

      The fact that you don't put enough into your 401K means you are living beyond your means, and is the type of behavior that caused a need for social security to begin with (in the early part of the century "beyond your means" was much more likely to mean 3 meals a day though).

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    140. Re:Funny that by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      In the U.S., the top 20% of wage earners(roughly people making in excess of $230,000) pay about 68% of federal taxes:

      http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/88xx/doc8885/EffectiveTaxRates.shtml#1011535

      The top 40% of wage earners(people making more than $85,000) pay nearly 85% of federal taxes.
      Ah, there's the rub - wage earners. They aren't the problem. It's the very very rich who make their money off of stocks and investments, who are paying less and less in taxes. If it were up to Bush, they wouldn't be paying any tax at all.
    141. Re:Funny that by maxume · · Score: 1

      Actually, I misreported the basis for the numbers(I hope you will believe it was unintentional, because it was unintentional). The basis for those numbers is household income, not wages.

      Besides, it still stands that less than half of the people in this country are paying more than 80% of the taxes, and it is the rich doing it, not the poor. And I'll repeat myself: I'm not trying to argue about the fairness of the current structure, I'm pointing out that the vast majority of federal tax revenue is coming from people that it is very difficult to label as lower income. So I understand that someone could argue that the current structure is overly burdensome on lower income brackets(I don't happen to think so), but it isn't sensible to argue that lower income earners are paying most of the taxes, because they aren't.

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    142. Re:Funny that by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      You're quite clever to know a brat from the average guy over the internet. you can judge people by what they say. It's called "making a judgement call"; Something that many millenials seem to think is immoral. It is most apparent in their lack of fashion sense, lack of musical taste, lack of critical thinking skills, and bratlike whining, crying, and self cutting.
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    143. Re:Funny that by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Actually, no it doesn't - you're making a fallacious argument. He said the tax burden moved, which it did, towards the lower earners, which it has. All that's wrong with what you say is that you're claiming people in their 20s are earning as much as you, in your 40s, which isn't true. Nothing about how much tax they pay or how the burden has moved.

    144. Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow this guy's fucking stupid. You may be older, but you're not wiser. Seriously, you are fucking stupid. Really terminally stupid. Time for a change? Time for your right wing Thatcher worshiping ass to be put 6 feet under. The right wing is what's fucked us. YOU selfish assholes are what did it. You stupid fucking selfish wankers.

      How did you make the money you claims when you can't follow a simple argument? Let's go slow for the short-bus kid:

      Tax burden has been moved to the lower earners. Young people earn less, young people are paying more tax than before.

      That's how fucking simple it is you fucking retard. Now do us all a favour and die.

    145. Re:Funny that by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      Then have the grace to accept your own decision and the trade-off it creates. I'm not questioning your decision, just the loud complaining that seems to accompany it.

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    146. Re:Funny that by Wolvey · · Score: 1

      You are already +5, so I thank you for bringing me my first good laugh of the morning.

    147. Re:Funny that by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      I never said I don't put enough into my 401k. I just said that everything that's going into Social Security *should* be going into my 401k. My point was, that's money I'm working for that I'm never going to see because the system is screwed.

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    148. Re:Funny that by StewBaby2005 · · Score: 1

      Also they are cutting staff and making the aging SAs support more and more clients, beyond their capacity and the capacity of the poor or non-existent tools supplied, thereby accelerating the point at which they will hit this wall.

  7. Two Cents by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Interesting

    disclaimer: I am a "millenial", whatever the hell that means ;)

    From the second slide: It's irritatingly true that many millenials can't pry themselves from their damn phones. Nobody should allow their phones to ring in class or during a date -- unless they're dope dealers, pimps, doctors, or on-call IT staff. That's why I prefer the company of mature women: they say a lot less, but what they say actually counts!

    From the fourth slide: Not at all surprised to see that 59 % of "millenial" workers think they can install whatever they want, given that more of them are spoiled gimme-gimmes...but to be fair, I'll bet that older people are far more adept at trashing their home computers than millenials are at trashing any computer. How many times have you all had to reinstall your grandpappy's mangled, crapware-infested OS(which shall remain nameless...*wink*)?

    From the tenth slide: how does better access to technology improve work/life balance? Does it enable workaholics to work from home during their offtime? Does it enable employees to feel "home" while fuckin' off on Myspace at work? I doubt that a significant percentage of those sampled were full-time telecommuters who truly felt a better work-life balance(read: they weren't "encouraged" to put in mass overtime just because they worked from home).

    1. Re:Two Cents by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many times have you all had to reinstall your grandpappy's mangled, crapware-infested OS(which shall remain nameless...*wink*)? Never. But I've reinstalled my younger brother's computers so many times I can't count it. And doing house calls, it is always the teenage son who downloads questionable applications and trashes the PC. Or the teenage daughter's free music downloading program that does it. But grandma and grandpa's computer still runs whatever version of Office it came with the day they bought it, Pplus the latest Quicken: without flaw.
    2. Re:Two Cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anonymously for what seems like obvious reasons.

      I'm not quite a millennial, or whatever,(born in 78), but I install what I want as long as it's legal on this windows box. That means open source most of the time. No, I'm not a programmer by trade, I am a tech writer in a small company.

      I don't claim if it's right or wrong, but if someone wants a picture edited, I can either as for Photoshop or download the Gimp. For how much I use it, the cost is not beneficial to the company for the Adobe product (which I prefer, FWIW).

      I'm asked to lead a project; I get a functional equivalent to Project.

      I got reports I run every day. Autohotkey to the rescue. Notepad++ for the web site.

      I could ask for the corporate versions of this stuff, but it would cost a fortune. The IT guy knows I know my stuff and I'm careful, and lets me go. And I've even showed him a few things...

      Just be careful, people; just like at home.

    3. Re:Two Cents by sfjoe · · Score: 1

      That's why I prefer the company of mature women: they say a lot less, but what they say actually counts!

      I think it has more to do with their maturity than when they were born. Today's 'mature' women used to be as big a pain in the ass as twentysomethings are now.

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    4. Re:Two Cents by globaljustin · · Score: 1
      This lame article, and the lame ideas behind it boil down to two things: younger people are more tech-savvy and independent minded. That's it. Older people need to understand that this is how it always goes with the young/old divide and show some leadership by adapting to new technology, not bitching and moaning about it.

      parent post seems like a troll to me...(or possibly a graduate of Bob Jones University)

      disclaimer: I am a "millenial", whatever the hell that means ;)


      yeah right...the guy who posted this is a lame IT sysad with a bad marriage, ED, and an axe to grind, for example:

      Not at all surprised to see that 59 % of "millenial" workers think they can install whatever they want, given that more of them are spoiled gimme-gimmes

      seriously, 'spoiled gimme-gimmes'...every generation accuses the younger generation of being spoiled. This is true, oh since the beginning of humans on this planet. Truth is, yes younger people benefit from the experience of older people (3 yrs + older than them), but that doesn't make them spoiled. EVERYONE gets that benefit. Old-timers got it, just as us younger folk are getting it now (heh). Also, being 'spoiled' has nothing to do with circumventing draconian and unproductive IT regulations about what program can be installed.

      secondly, no young person I've ever met would say this:

      Nobody should allow their phones to ring in class or during a date -- unless they're dope dealers, pimps, doctors, or on-call IT staff. That's why I prefer the company of mature women: they say a lot less, but what they say actually counts!

      this reminds me of the 90's, before cell phones got cheaper, when old-timers would say the same thing about anyone with a beeper. The whole cell phone thing boils down to one issue, people who don't use cell phones (for whatever reason) have to justify missing out on the tremendous benefit they provide.

      Let me repeat: This lame article, and the lame ideas behind it boil down to one thing: younger people are more tech-savvy. That's it. Older people, get on the ball or shut the fuck up.
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    5. Re:Two Cents by syousef · · Score: 1

      From the second slide: It's irritatingly true that many millenials can't pry themselves from their damn phones. Nobody should allow their phones to ring in class or during a date -- unless they're dope dealers, pimps, doctors, or on-call IT staff.

      First of all, you are talking about a lot of on-call IT staff. Only some are officially on call, while others aren't paid for it. I was unpaid unofficially on call for 5 years at a former job. I didn't get many calls but was expected to have the mobile on at all times.

      Secondly there was a time when being disconnected was an option. I am old enough (32) to remember not having a mobile phone, and I don't look back on that experience fondly. I remember missing friends due to miscommunication about when and where to meet. I remember driving long distances without any kind of safety net should the car break down on a long stretch of road - risk hiking or risk walking was all the option you had. Sure there are plenty of kids that text and talk when they shouldn't at work. The previous generation use to do other things they shouldn't before the mobile phone.

      That's why I prefer the company of mature women: they say a lot less, but what they say actually counts!

      I prefer mature women too. I married one within weeks of my own age. However how do you expect maturity when we keep ripping it away from children for their own safety? Instead of teaching them cars are dangerous, we create school zones. Young drivers crash their cars and we increase the driving age. By the time they're old enough that they should be mature and responsible people, they're still mollycoddled children. That's not their failing, its ours.

      Not at all surprised to see that 59 % of "millenial" workers think they can install whatever they want, given that more of them are spoiled gimme-gimmes.

      Oh yes they're all spoiled. I missed out on free university education by about 6 years. As has been pointed out health care has gotten worse. Your prospects of owning a house where I live (Australia) are quickly vanishing as housing is becoming unaffordable. Protection from working ridiculous hours and other unfair conditions have been stripped. Things that use to be free like fishing are now essentially taxed. Cheap crap poorly made tech gadets don't compensate for it. In any case it's not as if previous generations didn't display the same sense of entitlement until the harsh realities of life hit them.

      how does better access to technology improve work/life balance?

      I can do my banking in 10 minutes during my lunch hour instead of having to queue up for the whole hour. I can check up to date weather to work out what my family and I are likely to be doing over the weekend. I can do on call support from home so I don't have to come into work while on call, and can be on my computer 2 minutes after getting a call. (Hell my employer also benefits not having me at work unless I'm actually needed). I can stay more up to date with changing technology. I can tell if there's bad traffic and stay back an extra hour at work if I'm only going to be sitting in a car anyway. I could go on but I won't. Your lack of imagination and vision is incredible.

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    6. Re:Two Cents by Joelfabulous · · Score: 1

      "That's why I prefer the company of mature women..."

      It seems that you are equating maturity with age in your post. I certainly hope that isn't the case, since given what you said, you should realize that the two are not mutually exclusive. Correlation does not equal causation, etc. etc., all that jazz.

      (And there go the mod points I used on this discussion.)

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  8. Stop this damnable generation reassignment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any damned way we could stop reassigning people to other generations.

    kthxbye.

    And also get off my damned lawn.

  9. Riight by Lyrael · · Score: 1
    as part of this younger generation I dunno about PDA's or unauthorised software but I do know I spend more time on /. than I do working...

    OTOH, my colleagues around the same age as me most likely don't even know what a PDA is, and installing software of any kind themselves? Out of the question.

    1. Re:Riight by joaommp · · Score: 1

      Here, my colleagues don't even know what /. is...

  10. Security aware? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the upside, the Millenials are more security aware than their older co-workers." Security aware? Security aware, my ass. Half of these kids think it's okay to deploy their own, separate Internet proxy -- running on a desktop PC running Windows Server with no security patches and running M$ Proxy Server -- with an open wireless access point running on it. And then, not tell anyone about it!

    Pffft.

    No, I'm not making this up. This really happened one place I worked.
    1. Re:Security aware? by pdusen · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize a single one of "these kids" that you worked with was half of "these kids". He must be a pretty big "these kids".

    2. Re:Security aware? by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      If your workplace allows this to happen, you have so many more problems then "millenials." Seriously, stop complaining that this happened, and start complaining that it was allowed to happen. Besides, why would this "kid" tell anyone about it when setting up an open access point implicitly announces it has happened? I mean, it doesn't take a crack detective to find an open network...

      I'd also like you to qualify your statements. "Half of these kids?" Really? What's your sample size? Because I want to know why you're calling out my generation. I swear if someone rails against apple or Linux, a shit storm follows here, yet the same baseless, asinine arguments are used against "kids" or young people in the work place and it's treated as a right of passage. Using your mentality, I can say, without cracking a smile, that you're part of the generation that let Y2K happen, and I shouldn't trust a damn thing you give me. Does that argument make any sense? No? Welcome to your post.

    3. Re:Security aware? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      This is like saying that people who talk on the phone at work are not security aware, because talking can lead to giving away your password. Retarded.

    4. Re:Security aware? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1
      Comments are out of order:

      Using your mentality, I can say, without cracking a smile, that you're part of the generation that let Y2K happen Pffft. Nope. I'm a Gen Xer. You can blame Y2K on Boomers. I was telling people as early as the 1980s that coding 2-digit years was a VERY dumb idea.

      Because I want to know why you're calling out my generation. Because I see dumb kids in IT today using the same short-sightedness I had when I was their age. I sound like my goddamned old man, but when dammit, the older I get, the smarter my parents get.
    5. Re:Security aware? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      When you talk on the phone, you hear both what you and your partner are saying. When you install software, you are not at all aware of all it's doing.

  11. I thought we called these guys "gen y"? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    Dubbed "Millenials," these workers born after 1980...


    I thought we called these guys "gen y"?
    1. Re:I thought we called these guys "gen y"? by kaptain80 · · Score: 1

      In these discussions, there seems to be two boxes of people: (1) people born before 1980 (Gen X, etc.); (2) people born after 1980 (Gen Y, etc.) I'm curious about what my place is, since I was born in 1980, not before or after... I shall dub us: the singularity.

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    2. Re:I thought we called these guys "gen y"? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Nah, X is 60-70s, Y is the late 70s to mid 90s. Millennials are the people who grew up alongside the internet, so mid-80s onwards.

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    3. Re:I thought we called these guys "gen y"? by mpiktas · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I am also born in 1980, and wondered how my generation is called. Millenials are not bad, but according to post below it seems that we missed out :) We are still generation Y (whatever that is) and millenials are those who were born 5 years later.

    4. Re:I thought we called these guys "gen y"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you're Gen-X, you watched Star Trek as a kid. If you're Gen-Y, you watched Next Generation as a kid. If you're Millennial, you think Star Trek sucks because all you know is Voyager and Enterprise.

  12. Not much to this story by comet63 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Looks like the title is overblown. The younger works do slightly more risky things than the older workers. However, the older workers (Gen X in this case) still do all the same things, just a little less often. None of the numbers suggest a big change in risk. A lot of the risk factors being described just go from numbers like 47% to 51%. Hardly anything dramatic.
    If you want to secure your network, you need to address all the risks that are out there. Adding a little more risky behavior does not really make for any real changes is the risks to the network. Networks are always at risk from the weakest link. A 60 year old employee who happens to do something risky is just as bad for the network as a 20 year old.

    1. Re:Not much to this story by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      "A 60 year old employee who happens to do something risky is just as bad for the network as a 20 year old."

      True. But as a 60 year-old employee I prefer to point the finger and blame the weird, young people who have it so easy. Back in my day ... ah forget it. It's not like you're paying attention. How could you with that darned devil's music pumping through your ... what do you call it ... eye pod ? Sounds like something out of a gosh darned horror movie.

      Just stop plugging your wippersnappers and gizmos into our computing machines and stay off our lawns and I think we can get along just dandy.

    2. Re:Not much to this story by Sabz5150 · · Score: 1

      A 60 year old employee who happens to do something risky is just as bad for the network as a 20 year old. Incorrect. Companies will routinely fire the 20 year old that screws up. The 60 year old doesn't even get a paper in their file. Mister diaper-britches is therefore free to screw the network again by passing around "that cute purple monkey".
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    3. Re:Not much to this story by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The numbers become even more interesting when you start to look at the fact that older workers are more likely to have the political clout in a company to dictate what software will be authorized. It would seem that it may actually be that younger workers are actually BETTER at accepting the software they are given.

      To use a non-car analogy... It is a little like sex. Rape is 'unauthorized' sex. If all women decided that they will willingly have sex with anyone under 40, you would find that the rape statistics show people over 40 more likely to commit rape. It isn't the behavior of the user that has changed, it is the behavior of the victim. If IT is more likely to let people over 40 do dirty, dirty things, completely having their way with their network than those under 30, of course you will see fewer "unauthorized" applications installed.

    4. Re:Not much to this story by phoenix321 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think you hit the nail right on the head here concerning age and risk aversive behavior. Younger people, especially males under 30, are always willing to take much more risks than anyone else. So you could do a study in any environment and come up with the result that the young whippersnappers are not following established procedure like the old folks do.

      Many posters including myself missed this simple fact and concentrated on tech issues, pro's and con's instead of the blindingly obvious elephant in the room: young people, young men and risks. Young men will take risks just because they can, so T entire FA is moot, I think. Just wait two decades and today's millenials will wave manuals, proper procedures and committee decisions right in your face like the old dudes do now.

      If that's good or bad, I don't want to decide, but at least it's a phenomenon observed in many ways.

  13. There are really two sides to this coin by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On one side letting some random person install any old IRC client is just asking for the office machine to be owned eventually. On the other hand, I hate the idea of being a no good outlaw just because I want to use vim instead of notepad for text editing.

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  14. Ug. Terrible article. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First off: Worst article ever. Not just one paragraph per page...1 statistic per page? Jesus. Content to page ratio is like .001:11. And what content there is is vapid and uninteresting.

    If you're an admin tasked with security, you have to assume all users are evil, so the question should be more along the lines of, "What is the problem with your process that you are allowing these users to install unapproved software?" Symantec obviously has a big stake in convincing people that they need better security (assuming that this will drive business for their crappy products), but the simple truth is that these sorts of problems shouldn't BE problems in an adequately secured network...Even your basic windows AD setup on XP is capable of restricting software installs and such.

    If you're a big believer in allowing users to install whatever crap that they think they need to do their jobs, then you'll need to invest in some solid networking gear because you're inevitably going to have more problems. Otherwise, just lock it down, set up an approval process, and be prepared to deal with a zillion complaints from people who think they're experts because they did their own myspace page.

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    1. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "article" was more like a Powerpoint presentation for retards. You're right, any sane security-minded company would lock their systems down. This usually isn't about approval of certain CAD or automated test software, it's about the damn internet and the gimme-gimmes wanting their fix because they can't go 8 hours without looking at some blinkenlights. Most companies I've seen are either totally locked down or totally open. A good compromise would be for a company to set up a common terminal(with internet access but preventing anything from being installed) in the break room with a 2-minute max for each person. It'd be trivial to set up, even by an MSCE ;)

    2. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by Microlith · · Score: 1

      You're right, any sane security-minded company would lock their systems down.

      Any security-freak company. At my current place of employment everyone is the administrator of their local machines. And this is at *cough*well known maker of microprocessors*cough*

      This usually isn't about approval of certain CAD or automated test software, it's about the damn internet and the gimme-gimmes wanting their fix because they can't go 8 hours without looking at some blinkenlights.

      How old are you? And who are these "gimme-gimme"s you keep referring to, the hordes of baby-boomers expecting pension checks that I'm supposed to pay for? Or some deluded image you have in your mind of the "self entitled, disrespectful YOUNGER (than me) GENERATION?"

      A good compromise would be for a company to set up a common terminal(with internet access but preventing anything from being installed) in the break room with a 2-minute max for each person. It'd be trivial to set up, even by an MSCE ;)

      That's not security, that's being a control freak.
    3. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by tknd · · Score: 1

      It is powerpoint in a webpage! OH THE HORROR!

      Quick, someone patent putting a series of presentation slides into a web page just to prevent it from happening in the future!

    4. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by spatley · · Score: 1
      Seriously, this article is stupid on so many angles it boggles the mind. From slide one:

      An upcoming survey from Symantec and Applied Research-West confirms many suspicions
      emphasis mine

      What did they use as their source? a freaking TIME MACHINE?
    5. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by starfishsystems · · Score: 1
      The question should be more along the lines of, "What is the problem with your process that you are allowing these users to install unapproved software?"

      Exactly. The essence of dysfunction is to set up a situation that is inherently brittle, and then blame whoever bumps into it and breaks it.

      Organizations do not have to be dysfunctional. But face it, some are. And if you find yourself working in one of these, as with any relationship your possible choices are to either tolerate it, leave it, or fix it.

      In a properly functioning organization, on the other hand, things are set up so that people have the best chance to be happy and productive. There are no disasters waiting to happen, just ordinary business risks which are, equivalently, business opportunities.

      Employees can be dysfunctional, too. Stealing from the organization, breaking into areas where you're not permitted, doing things that you're not supposed to do: finding that you can do any of these things is not justification for doing them. This seems obvious in principle, but in practice it's an exercise of good manners, in other words, the performance of a social contract that has to be learned somewhere along the way. And apparently not everybody has learned it.

      In this light, it's interesting to read the large number of posts in which people are complaining that they can't install the software that they need to do their jobs, or conversely, justifying how they must go ahead and install it, and anyway, the fact that they can is license to do so.

      Hey, guess what? That's a great way to participate in making a dysfunctional situation even more dysfunctional. If you like living that way. I don't. I'll go through proper channels to fix the problem, or I'll walk away.

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    6. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by daretoeatapeach · · Score: 1

      It's easy to say that when you work on the security end of it. You have never, for example, had to deal with a seven year-old computer that wipes out any changes every time you restart. Kind of makes it hard to upgrade "allowed" programs. Or computers that no one uses because the person who set the password doesn't work there any more. That kind of top-down thinking doesn't take advantage of the collective smarts of your staff. I work in a very small office now where I am trusted to install whatever I please. And yes, switching from Notepad to Notepad++ does make me more productive. Switching from Globalscape to WinSCP does make me more productive. Kompozer and Opera would never be corporate "approved" programs but they _do_ make me more productive. When I'm not on Slashdot, anyway. ;)

    7. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by Tom · · Score: 1

      If you're an admin tasked with security, you have to assume all users are evil, If you're an admin with that attitude in my company, you'd get fired.

      You can assume users are stupid, dumb and uneducated, in which case I'll tell you to design the system so that stupid, dumb and uneducated people can use it. Evil implies malicious intent, and if your basic assumption of the world around you is wrong, then whatever you do as a consequence of that can not be right (you learned that in logic 101).
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    8. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Generally those decisions aren't made by knowledgeable people...They're made by policy wonks who don't really know what they're talking about. A good rule is firm, but allows for exceptions. When I first got here, they were psycho about the web browsers, which is one of my pet peeves...The LEAST secure browser is the one everyone already has to use: IE. So if people want to use something else, that should be encouraged, and we let people choose within reason.

      I sympathize with you with regards to the ancient equipment and the OSS. I had an uphill battle with linux, initially, until I realized belatedly that all the magic boxes that were admined by corporate were linux, and that the corporate guys were delighted to turn it over to me. That placated my bosses, and made it easier for me to install more of the stuff in the name of "standardization". Not much you can do though if the people in charge are uninformed (like my bosses who were afraid to use linux even though some of the most critical machines in the building already WERE linux) and unwilling to inform themselves.

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    9. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Fired eh? For treating a secure network like a secure network, and not like a kiddie pool for helpless users?

      People wonder why there are constant security problems, and the reason is because everyone assumes that anyone who is on the inside is friendly. But social engineering and incompetence can bring your network down in a second, can expose customer data, cause corporate nightmares, everything.

      The way to prevent that is to trust NO ONE, not to be all happy and nice and just assume you'll never get hit.

      Talk to any programmer; user submitted data must be treated like it's straight from a hacker, EVERY TIME. Networking is just the same. Don't fill your systems with tons of directories that belong to "Everyone"; don't ever chmod 777...In a well secured system that last digit should almost always be 0 anyway. If someone doesn't need access to a resource as part of their job, they shouldn't have it.

      These days the problems keep increasing, while the number of people around to deal with them keeps shrinking. To be safe, you have to minimize the places where things can go wrong and that means approved software, locked down systems, aggressive firewalling and network monitoring, and all kinds of crap that chafes users.

      People who put user comfort above security deserve what they get.

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    10. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by Tom · · Score: 1

      Fired eh? For treating a secure network like a secure network, and not like a kiddie pool for helpless users? Actually, let me reconsider that. Fired for not being able to read and comprehend a simple sentence. I wrote quite clearly that your attitude towards the users, i.e. for the people doing the work that keeps the company running and your salary coming in, as "evil".

      People wonder why there are constant security problems, and the reason is because everyone assumes that anyone who is on the inside is friendly Partially true, but the correct counter is not to assume the opposite - everyone is evil - but to assume a realistic evaluation of the situation - almost all users are friendly, but there might be malicious ones among them.

      The way to prevent that is to trust NO ONE, not to be all happy and nice and just assume you'll never get hit. That's the stupid thinking of an inexperienced geek who refuses to live in the real world. In addition, it's really childish. "Trust no one" sounds great in an action movie and as the lyrics for a metal band. I like to rock to words like that as well, but it's not the appropriate mindset for a real corporate network.

      Again, the proper solution is a more refined attitude towards trust. That's not a binary value. Most users can be trusted with a large set of operations. Some users can be trusted with an enlarged set of operations. Depending on your OS, a few users may have to be trusted with the full set. Different users can receive different trust levels.

      Talk to any programmer; user submitted data must be treated like it's straight from a hacker, EVERY TIME. Thank you, I am a programmer. Validating input data isn't a matter of security, it's a matter of quality and proper engineering. Yeah, it might be malicious. Much more likely in the real world, it could be an input error (I loved crashing C students' first "take two numbers as input, add them up and print the result" programs by entering "one", which could really have been a user error because most of their prompts didn't specify it must be numeric input). For many types of input, the data could also have been corrupted in transport or on disk. Validating your input data is simply something you do, and that it gives you security is one of the benefits, yes. But you don't do it because you're cool and the users are evil, you do it because you aren't cool if you don't.

      People who put user comfort above security deserve what they get. People who don't understand that security without user comfort will never work are the ones who are getting shafted by the dozen every day. In a well-designed system, user comfort and security are not opposites.

      With your attitude, you lock down your systems, you set up an aggressive firewall, you do everything to make a user's life difficult in the same of security - and then you're surprised that they creatively circumvent your carefully set up barriers.

      What a surprise.
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    11. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      a Powerpoint presentation for retards

      I like that. I was envisioning a smarter retard attempting to give a presentation to the rest of the retards. I'd like to see that happen some day.
    12. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Posting AC to avoid losing karma to windows fanboys, but...

      Even your basic windows AD setup on XP is capable of restricting software installs and such.

      What kind of piece of shit operating system is compromised when joe user installs his own software???? You have got to be fucking kidding me. Get a real operating system for god's sake you stupid fucks!!!

      Damn that felt good.

      Have fun squandering your mod points.

    13. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      If you're an admin tasked with security, you have to assume all users are evil

      And if you're an admin tasked with security and worked for me, you have to assume you'd get my boot up your backside pretty damned regularly because of going around with that attitude.

      Remember that time you asked that mechanic friend of yours for advice on fixing your car? Or the time you asked your dad to show you how to put a screw in the wall nice and firmly? Did either of them assume you were "evil" or stupid???

      Get off your high horse, recognise that you also need other peoples' knowledge occasionally and learn a little about humility so that you can interact with others in a more reasonable fashion rather than stomping around your offices like some jackbooted dictator.

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    14. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Sure, sure, you clearly "know" me, you've clearly used one of my networks, you've clearly run through my approval process, blah blah blah.

      Frankly, I don't know who pissed in your cornflakes, but you're trying to pick a fight, and I don't really want to play.

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    15. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I'll be nice and say that there is a difference between teaching someone how to do something, and protecting something from unauthorized use.

      I don't deal with users first. I deal with the security of financial systems, and customer data. At this point in my career, I deal with large systems. It is a position of extreme trust. If I believe that a provided service will cause an unacceptable risk in either of those areas, I stop it. I assign access to only those parts of the system that employees require for their jobs, and I monitor that usage for irregularities.

      Frankly, I can't help but think you and the guy above are running businesses that don't deal with money or credit cards. Every company whose data I've been trusted with has been extremely aggressive about protecting it. Data integrity comes first. Systems integrity comes second. User friendly comes third.

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    16. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      I'll be nice and say that there is a difference between teaching someone how to do something, and protecting something from unauthorized use.

      There's more than a difference between the two, there's actually no overlap whatsoever between the two.

      I also deal with the security of financial systems in as much as I'm a security consultant for my company which, amongst other things, deploys interactive response telephony servers in many banking environments - there is sensitive data on those systems if, for example, a customer has to use the keypad of their phone to put in an account number into the system before connecting to a live person; especially since those activities are usually logged on those systems also.

      And whilst the sensitivity of such data is without question, securing one of these systems to ensure that the data is accessible to strictly authorised users is completely different to educating and training a user to do something right - and to do so in a polite and respectful fashion.

      I'm not denying that users do some stupid things on occasions, but doing something through lack of understanding is much different to doing something with malicious intent and it's the job of the "techie" to determine which of the two has happened and act accordingly.

      My comments so far are criticisms of needlessly dictatorial and heavy-handed sysadmins and nothing directly to do with security.

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    17. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      The fact that I treat all access to the systems as potentially harmful/hostile has no bearing on the way I treat users, when I deal with them at all. At no point have I suggested otherwise. I'm seldom unprofessional, and I'm usually willing to do extra work to get people access to things they need in a way that doesn't compromise my security.

      But I am a pessimist. Things will go wrong. And they usually go wrong in a predictable manner. If I assume the worst from the start, and plan for it, then I can possibly limit the inevitable breach.

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    18. Re:Ug. Terrible article. by Tom · · Score: 1

      You're right I don't know you.

      I just know a lot of people with the "all users are evil" attitude, and most of their networks are among the least secure that I've had the pleasure to inspect.

      Maybe you are the exception, that's entirely possible.

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  15. And old People... by boris111 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    give their passwords on the phone to whoever asks. I've seen it happen. Security is an issue that effects us all. Shouldn't single out the young people on this one.

    1. Re:And old People... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Sometimes we have to do that to get work done. If one needs their own login credential to get work done, and the credential provider drags its feet, then sometimes one has to depend on others' passwords(with the other's consent, of course) to get stuff done.

    2. Re:And old People... by boris111 · · Score: 1

      It's one thing if it's in a trusted group of people. These people give their passwords to help desk people. How do they know it's not someone calling from the outside hacking the old fashioned way? They gave no challenge to the question or anything.

    3. Re:And old People... by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      sometimes one has to depend on others' passwords(with the other's consent, of course) to get stuff done

      Oh no no no. I can't image a situation where someone else would have some legitimate business reason for knowing my password. Further more, I cannot imagine a situation where I'd want to know someone else's password. That's all I need, "Did ya hear? Bob got called in to the big boss's office this morning--something about 'questionable content' on one of the servers. Rumor is Bob claims someone else had access to his account."

      I have some unauthorized software on my computer. Some I really can't do my job without--Oracle client and SQL-Plus. Some are just nice to have--EditPadPro, for example. (Corporate policy was obviously written for business users, not IT or IS.)

      But passwords and access are entirely different story. If you don't have the credentials needed to do the job and someone is suggesting by-passing network security, it's time to suggest a meeting with that person, yourself, and that person's boss to get a clear understanding of why the situation requires a disregard for the company's security policy and all the common sense rules of network security.

      Now if you don't have the required access because you didn't contact the system/application owner or follow whatever procedure is in place to request access, I suggest you bite the bullet and take the blame. I'm sure whatever consequences follow will not be as bad as if you get caught breaking into someone else's account. (An account on a company system belongs to the company. If anyone in your IT department has any sense, there's a policy against sharing accounts and passwords such that an individual employee is not at liberty to share account information. Just because someone gives you their password does not mean you are authorized by the company to use their account.)

    4. Re:And old People... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      ...but it's a lot different when your boss is the one who's allowing you to use his password...

    5. Re:And old People... by caluml · · Score: 1

      Security is an issue that effects us all. Affects. That is all.
    6. Re:And old People... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Young Employees Pose Increasing Risk to Grammar.

    7. Re:And old People... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yep. I get around the tendency of my superiors to ask for my password by making my password so long and torturous that they give up halfway through and ask me to set them up a user account.

      The only exception is, of course, the superuser account. It's ironic that that is the only password that usually has to be known by more than one person, and it is the one that could cause the most problems in the wrong hands.

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    8. Re:And old People... by PolishPimpin · · Score: 0

      I can't image a situation where someone else would have some legitimate business reason for knowing my password.

      Its cause it was on a yellow post-it note attached to your monitor.

  16. Fair Trade by multisync · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the upside, the Millenials are more security aware than their older co-workers


    They're also less likely to call IT with problems like "I'm trying to make an Internet on my desktop but I can't get the file to program."
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  17. Breaking News: by jockeys · · Score: 4, Funny

    This just in... young people are more likely to use iPods and PDAs than old people. Film at 11.

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  18. Web IM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of IM software have web-based implementations, and with gmail it's built-in. It's difficult to track them all down because there are third party implementations as well.

  19. And this is why. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Informative

    those who manage the networks and PCs get ticked off and impose what seem like draconian rules about installing software and locking people down. All that extra cruft takes its toll on network performance and consumes resources.

    If you need a piece of software, yes, we will install it for you. You do not need the Gmail notifier constantly popping up and telling you you have new mail or checking for updates. Nor do you need to have Quicktime continually checking for updates. You most certainly do not need any kind of P2P software installed.

    While it's nice these "new" people are more comfortable with technology, the downside is the proverbial, "Just enough knowledge to be dangerous".

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  21. how hard could it be? by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

    What kinds of unauthorized software are people using, exactly? If a company was actually concerned about people installing things on their office computers, couldn't they just keep the administrative privileges away from the employees and/or flag computers they catch using certain software?

    I mean, on campus here they block any computer suspected of using peer to peer programs for two hours (which is annoying when you have skype which can get mistaken for a peer to peer program if you leave it running) and my supervisor hasn't given me sudo permission on my computer (although I'm trying to bug him for updates and whatever software in hopes that if I harass him enough he'll get annoyed and let me do it myself). It generally doesn't seem that hard to do.

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  22. Unauthorized software by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What exactly does "unauthorized software" mean?

    My company doesn't give me administrator privilages, but has IE 5.5 installed. They haven't told me exactly what I can or can't do with my computer (except "you can browse the web in your down-time, but don't look at porn"), but I don't think the people that immediately oversee me know enough about computers to understand installing programs and stuff (really, it's pretty amazing--they don't even know that IE 5.5 is different at all from whatever they use at home).

    The computer won't let my upgrade IE, so I installed Opera and Firefox. Is this "unauthorized software"?

    Now, let's go a step more complicated.

    They said I can browse the web in my downtime, right. So I figured I can also download and view MIT physics lectures (yes, Walter Lewin). My computer doesn't have proper codecs to view these videos. So I had to install codecs, but the computer is very resistant to that--it took a lot of trial and error to find a codec that would install and also play the videos.

    Did the larger amount of work to avoid the problems associated with a lack of administrator privileges make this "unauthorized"?

    I've also tweaked the registry (this is Windows 2000) because there were several programs starting with the computer that I have no use for. "Unauthorized"?

    1. Re:Unauthorized software by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Two ways to look at it; Firstly, you could bound by a computer usage policy (most likely tied to your contract) for the company, in which case I bet it has some section about "downloading or bringing in executable programs" or some such, so most likely Firefox and Opera breach that. If IT is headed by a totalitarian knob-jockey, he'll kick up a stink because you're installing downloaded programs onto HIS computer.
       
      Other way to look at it is you weren't PREVENTED from doing these things, and none of them (AFAI/YouK) were detrimental to the running of the network. In fact, some may have been beneficial. Either way, it's probably best to check with your manager first (as he never, ever wants to be left out of a decision regarding one of his working masses), and then the IT dept to let them know you're not some PHB who thinks that just because he can plug in a power lead without dribbling into it makes him competant.

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    2. Re:Unauthorized software by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      In answer to your questions, yes, it's all unauthorized. I think your company is run by a bunch of goobers though.

      Here we block most everything at the firewall. You can have whatever browser you want. We allow iTunes and similar. You need something else, let us know, and if there is a valid work reason for it, we allow it.

      Any company that doesn't remove regedit or similar is asking for pain.

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    3. Re:Unauthorized software by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      Yes--goobers. I work for the Virginia court system. IT is not their strong point (among the IT people, I mean).

    4. Re:Unauthorized software by Nimey · · Score: 1

      That other poster is right, your IT dept is run by goobers. They should at least push out updates (IE5.5, ffs?!) and really need to upgrade you to a newer computer that can run XP.

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    5. Re:Unauthorized software by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yea, the government. 'Nuff said.

      Restricting browsers and stuff is amateur hour. I'll let anyone install pretty much any professional-grade software they can convince someone to pay for. I'm OSS friendly, but I'd prefer a heads up, or at least I'd prefer to know that the guy installing the software gets a good binary and checks the hash.

      I restrict all my subnets pretty tightly, so I'm not worried about a lot of stuff leaking out if someone installs something bad. We don't really have problems with email viruses. I lock down the network mainly for convenience; most business environments only need a handful of ports available to the outside, and even fewer inbound.

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    6. Re:Unauthorized software by Monsuco · · Score: 1

      At my high school, my fellow students and me cracked the Windows admin password so that we could patch the annoyingly obsolete software (they hadn't updated since XP SP2, and some of the older W2K machines were just at the start of the SP4 Rollup 1 release, without any updates for that). We replaced IE 6 with IE 7, removed Netscape, replaced Firefox .9 with the current 2.0ish line, replaced WMP 9 with WMP 11, Replaced adobe flash 8 with 9, adobe reader 7 (some of them were 6) with 8, replaced Quicktime 6 with 7, replaced real player with the less obnoxious enterprise release, replaced the very old versions of VLC with current versions, installed K-Lite codecs, installed shockwave, installed authorware, installed silverlight, patched MS Office, updated java from version 5 to the latest version 6 release (and we installed the mozilla plugin for it)used MSCONFIG to tweek startup, and defragmented the disk. The teachers seemed to notice, but didn't care because we hadn't disrupted anything, and because they ran much better when we were done (before, thanks to disk fragmentation and the massive amount of start up crap that ran, they took about 5 minutes to start, now they take about 2.). The computers are far more usable now that you don't have to wait an eternity to start programs since they aren't running so much crap in the background. We did not put games or IM clients on them (though we do have those on flash drives).

    7. Re:Unauthorized software by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      So...you replaced a bunch of older versions with newer versions that are more bloated and slower, yet the systems run faster because you fixed the startup sequence. Why didn't you just patch up the OS and fix the startup sequence and get the fastest performance you could (short of installing Linux of course)?

    8. Re:Unauthorized software by Tom · · Score: 1

      Obviously, you don't get the concept of authorization at all.

      Was what you do authorized? When and by whom? If it wasn't, then it's unauthorized. It really is that simple.

      Authorization can also be if you were given authority (look how all these words start with the same syllable!) for arbitrary sofware installs or something like that, which, for example, many people in the IT have as far as the test systems are concerned (that's why they're test systems, after all).

      But, in short, you're looking at it from the wrong perspective. You ask if it's unauthorized, when you really should be asking if it's authorized. Because if it isn't authorized, then by definition it's unauthorized and it simply is much easer this way around.

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    9. Re:Unauthorized software by nmos · · Score: 1

      Did the larger amount of work to avoid the problems associated with a lack of administrator privileges make this "unauthorized"?

      I don't know about your workplace but I'd say installing software for your own personal use during your downtime is over the line. The problem is that far too often stories like yours end in "and now my computer wont boot and payroll needs to be finalized in the next 20 minutes or else no one in the company is going to get paid so drop what you're doing and come help me right now!"

    10. Re:Unauthorized software by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      The computer could surely run XP, but, like many other businesses (if you call a government a business), it has chosen to remain with Windows 2000, even on new computers. The computer itself really isn't bad.

      As for updates--they do updates by accessing the computer remotely during the night every so often (note: since they don't tell us when they'll be updating, I am required to leave my computer on every night; I just log out). Then, when I arrive at work there is a command console that says "we have an important update--press enter and don't close this window! The computer will shut itself down in 20 minutes." They've done this several times--I press enter, and forty minutes later I'm still doing nothing productive because I know my computer is about to shut down. Of course it never shuts itself down (I do shut the computer down about once per week). I spoke with my co-workers about this and ALL of them (there aren't many of us) said something like this: "it said not to close the window? I didn't know what that black window was when I logged in, so I just closed it."

      So, although I don't know whether or not those updates do anything, given they didn't shut down like they were supposed to, even if they were supposed to do something, the person in my place prior to me more than likely didn't follow the instructions in "that black window" anyway. So maybe I am supposed to have a more up-to-date version of IE. And Acrobat--I'm using version 5 of that too. Can't update it.

      And--to top it off, I've received no instruction with regard to who to contact for tech support for fixing these things. Am I going to go search out the answer? No--I never use IE anyway. My version of Acrobat works well enough. The computer was riddled with adware, spyware, and everything else when I first got it. I've heard rumors about IT accusing various computers around the courthouse of harboring/spreading viruses, but I scrubbed mine pretty thoroughly and haven't heard a word from IT. So I'm not going to contact them--especially not now that you guys tell me Opera is probably "unauthorized." Heck, even Spybot is unauthorized.

    11. Re:Unauthorized software by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      I don't think my instructions regarding my computer fit your model.

      Here, I'll sum up my entire instructions. I left out some in my summary above.
      (1) "You can browse the internet or whatever in your down-time, but don't look at porn."
      (2) "Don't stream music--it uses too much bandwidth--but you're free to play music from the hard drive."
      (3) "Log out at night but leave the computer on so IT can access your computer remotely at night for updates, etc."

      So, what does the "whatever" mean in instruction (1)? How much stuff does that "authorize"? Something was authorized there. But I can't say what.

      And I am authorized to play music. But the computer didn't have a program that could play music. It seems, then, that I was impliedly authorized to install a music-playing program.

      I was not given any information regarding who to go through to get software installs authorized.

      So, I think the IT here needs clearer rules with regard to what is and is not authorized. OR--in your system--what IS authorized.

    12. Re:Unauthorized software by Tom · · Score: 1

      So, what does the "whatever" mean in instruction (1)? How much stuff does that "authorize"? Something was authorized there. But I can't say what. Then ask for clarification. In case of doubt, nothing was authorized, that was just a fill-word.

      And I am authorized to play music. But the computer didn't have a program that could play music. It seems, then, that I was impliedly authorized to install a music-playing program. That is a dangerous assumption. I mean that. You can probably lose your job over it. Now I don't know the circumstances, but to use a metaphor: You have a driving license (authorization to drive a car), but that doesn't mean you can steal your bosses Porsche (authorization to drive that specific car).

      I was not given any information regarding who to go through to get software installs authorized. Again, that doesn't mean you have authorization. Lack of information != authorization.

      Yes, the information policy at your job sucks. Yes, they probably need someone who tells them that reducing employee confusion would be a good value.
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    13. Re:Unauthorized software by rhendershot · · Score: 1

      Tom has already summed it up for you most completely. I have one addition. If you get "instruction" from a boss that is vague, your warning alarms should go off loudly and longly. I'm *sure* you are aware of the potential exposure even government offices face in this Intellectual Property, Patent, Virus/Trojan world. HIPAA, SOX, etc. etc.

      When anyone refers to the "internet or whatever" know that that is code-speak for "that distasteful thing I don't really understand but I have to give you this speech.... holy god I hope you don't ask questions and uncover my ignorance"

      In other words, warning Will Robinson.

  23. Install "unauthorized" software? by Puls4r · · Score: 1

    Typical piece written by a suedo-IT guy.

    IT thinks the world can get by with Microsoft office and nothing else. Need a graphics program to put a presentation together? Fat chance. Hell, just downloading and installing convert.exe is a "violation". MP3 player other that windows media? PDF converter? There are a hundred different applications that I need to use, and half the time I use them only once or twice. If I followed the "IT" rules, I'd fill out a form, wait a month, then get denied because the application isn't "business centric" or it doesn't "fit your company position". Even better is that they only support 1 type of PDA. So I use a notebook (paper) instead.

    Perhaps the "IT" generation should start being a little more flexible and actually give folks the applications they need on a somewhat timely basis. That would go a long way towards helping. Where's the report saying that the IT folks are the worst offenders when it comes to network security when you need it?

    1. Re:Install "unauthorized" software? by jrmann1999 · · Score: 1

      Explain how windows media player isn't enough to play music? Oh, and don't forget to include the reason it increases your productivity and either makes the company revenue, or saves them cost. If something like PDF converter is a usefull tool to you, why not propose it up the management chain as a STANDARD install on all desktops.

      It sounds like you want to use a business PC as a personal PC. I understand the need to feel comfortable in a work environment, but you have obviously never had to work in an IT support environment. Standard PC builds are much easier to troubleshoot and support than having 100 desktops/laptops that are "almost" standard, except for the 100 odd programs randomly installed all over the network.

      If you really need something to be productive, no management or IT chain is going to limit you, unless you've been a PITA in the past. Reap what you sow.

    2. Re:Install "unauthorized" software? by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      Explain how windows media player isn't enough to play music? Perhaps the window-shade mode of WinAmp allows him to use his screen real estate more effectively. Reduced window-swapping saves time, and as we all know time is money.

      Oh, and don't forget to include the reason it increases your productivity and either makes the company revenue, or saves them cost. One problem with this sort of deny-by-default approach is that many people just give up because writing up a business case for a given tool, awaiting IT approval, and possibly arguing some sort of appeal takes more time than they have. It is often even more inefficient than using an inferior but "authorized" tool. Now, over the long run it may be more efficient to get a new tool approved, but people usually make these decisions in the short term when they need something done immediately.

      Another problem is that you put IT in the position of having to make decisions about which tools are better (and thus allowed), rather than letting the subject matter experts do so. IT expertise is not the same as expertise in engineering, accounting, HR, etc. How is a sysadmin supposed to know better than an aeronautical engineer which CAD software will better meet the engineer's needs?

      A third problem is that you effectively prevent employees from discovering new, better tools. You don't know whether a tool will meet your needs until you try it out, but you can't try it without installing it, which you don't have authorization to do because you haven't been able to make a business case for why "you really need something to be productive".

      If something like PDF converter is a usefull tool to you, why not propose it up the management chain as a STANDARD install on all desktops. In some cases that's exactly what should be done. But if only 2 employees out of 1000 would benefit from PDF converters, do you bloat the "standard" install with it, or just install it on those two guys' PCs? Or do you tell them tough luck, they can't have it?

      The real problem here is that there is no One True Solution. You have to balance flexibility for the user, a positive work environment, and innovative tool selection against the risk of the user doing something stupid, support costs, security risks, etc. This is fundamentally a judgment call that depends on the specific user base and business environment. Unfortunately, all too often there are IT folks who forget that their job is to make the rest of the company more productive, just like there are users who forget that IT has to look out for the whole company, not just one individual's desires. And then it gets too easy to lose the right balance.
  24. Caused by advertising by BPPG · · Score: 1

    This is complete un-based speculation, and I'm also a "Millennial"(firefox sp) myself. But here's a thought: Do you think that maybe all that electronics and software advertising specifically targeted at my generation is what encourages them to use it?

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  25. BitTorrent by PaulG.1 · · Score: 0

    And young employees are more likely to use bittorrent/file sharing software using company resources and bandwidth. And it's tough to stop it since the supervisors and IT guys are doing the same thing.

  26. Security aware? by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...namely that younger workers will use your corporate network to run most any device, technology or social networking software they can get their hands on. Dubbed "Millenials," these workers born after 1980 are nearly twice as likely to use cell phones and PDAs at work, and half admit to installing unauthorized software on their employer's computers. On the upside, the Millenials are more security aware than their older co-workers."

    Um, no. That they install unverified social software on corporate machines and socialize at work means they are not more security aware. Social access is the number one security breach method.

  27. Security aware!?! by conares · · Score: 0

    On the upside, the Millenials are more security aware than their older co-workers.
    On the downside, that doesnt really matter when theyre installing Bitlord and Lime(Frost)wire...
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  28. I'm in my mid-20's by failedlogic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm in my mid-20's so I think I would fit into this "generation" gap and want to comment on this. And no, I'm not at work presently to post this, in case the inescapable irony strikes some readers.

    I know some of my peers feel that simply having access to the Internet means they can use it during the workday either to take a break during the work period, not work at all or use the Internet on breaks. My friends don't do this but I have had co-workers who have and were generally disciplined and eventually fired for not doing their assigned work.

    Personally, I feel that I have an obligation to my employer: 1) to do the tasks I am assigned and 2) to protect the information on their networks. I avoid using the Net at work for non-work tasks and social networks for these reasons.

    1. Re:I'm in my mid-20's by Asmor · · Score: 1

      Good for you! Would you like a cookie or a nice pat on the back?

    2. Re:I'm in my mid-20's by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      He'll probably need some nice warm milk with his cookie and have you tuck him in also.

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    3. Re:I'm in my mid-20's by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      I'm paid to have crazy ideas. I surf the web for inspiration. Slashdot is part of that. Slashdot also provides me with opportunity to practice my prose, for which I am paid pretty good bread. Sometimes I lie in bed for hours on end sifting through ideas. That's paid time and I love it. I guess you would call those hours in bed as my "work period". Heck, I don't know. What I do know is that I love to get up with a crazy idea, go try it out, and then confirm once again that I'm brilliant. Then when I have big crazy ideas, I go talk to people and convince them to help me with my crazy ideas and then we publish them in journals. I love to see myself get cited. I'm in my 30s. My employer is smart to let me do whatever I want as long as I keep the craziness coming. Its great to be me. I'm glad I'm not a working stiff who gets told what to do and dutifully performs his tasks. That would suck pretty hard. I think I remember doing that in college to pay the rent. Yeah, now I remember, that sucked.

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    4. Re:I'm in my mid-20's by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      Sure. Thanks. I hope you didn't use up your mod-points if you're not going to send me the cookie!

  29. You danged kids! by snarfies · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the simple solution be not to give people admin access unless they actually NEED it?

    Works for your kids, too.

  30. Posting from work by tick_and_bash · · Score: 1

    While I am posting from work, I get the impression that the article is too underdeveloped to even be worth reading by the majority of the /. crowd. (I am aware that most won't read the article at all.) I'm more interested in how they came up with their statistics. If this was a Q&A session as opposed to monitoring employees over a period of time, then the results aren't worth a shit. I especially love how less than 40% of either category uses their work PCs for personal reasons. Unless you know you're being monitored at any given time, I doubt that statistic.

  31. Age, not generation by khendron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article appears to be taking a stupid slant on the statistics that have been gathered. It keeps harping about the "Millenials" (people born after 1980) when really it should say "people in their 20s". My issue is that 20 years from now, the Millenials will be in their 40s, but it will still be the people in their 20s who are the greater risk. The Millenials are not a generation of risk takers, they are currently at the risk taking age.

    When I was in my 20s, I was much more risk prone than I am now (in my 40s). Back then I considered it my *right* to be able to install whatever I wanted on a computer, and would be unconditionally annoyed and offended if it was not allowed. Today I am more aware that there are reasons for most restrictions. Yes, some restrictions don't make sense, but a very many do.

    This type of thinking was in more aspects of life than just computers. Back in my 20s, I would say that I drove less cautiously than I do today. I drank more heavily, ate poorly, resented having to wear a bike helmet, jay-walked more often, the list goes on. These are all behaviours that I, and most people, grow out of.

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    1. Re:Age, not generation by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      But you forgot to mention that we "fourty somethings" are still listening to "Sgt. Peppers" while they've only got Creed and Nickelback...

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  32. Risk? Risk my ass. by Nitemare14 · · Score: 1

    I'm at work right now, and I've installed Firefox, a bunch of extensions, AntiVir to replace the nonexistant antivirus that wasn't installed, Spybot, and Miranda IM.

    Exactly how am I posing an increased risk to the network here?

    1. Re:Risk? Risk my ass. by bmajik · · Score: 1

      Exactly how am I posing an increased risk to the network here?


      By thinking.

      You're probably not getting paid to think, you're probably getting paid to be a cog... a cog whos gear-teeth mesh well with the neighboring gear-teeth so that the whole machine spins reliably and predictably, if not ineffeciently.

      What's good for one cog isn't always good for the machine. Machines are what make money, and what makes them make more money are cheaper cogs.

      Such is life in corporate America. You might consider testing the waters by seeing how your "superiors" respond to the idea of a cog that thinks for itself and has some ideas about making the machine better. Failing that, you might try jumping into some other machine.

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    2. Re:Risk? Risk my ass. by dvice_null · · Score: 1

      > I'm at work right now, and I've installed Firefox, a bunch of extensions, AntiVir

      Avira AntiVir Personal - FREE Antivirus "Basic protection: Protects your computer against dangerous viruses, worms, Trojans and costly dialers. Not for Commercial or Business use."

      I would assume that work is considered commercial or business use. Or did you pay for the antivir?

  33. False Positive... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I am 30. So I suppose that makes me a Gen X or NeXt or whatever label should be associated with me.

    Anyway we are just better at hiding all the crap we install.

  34. Heh by Xest · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll remember this article next time that me, born in 1982 has to go round removing all the shareware games like Kyodai that all the middle age helpdesk women have decided to install on their computers because the 40 yr old manager we have thinks they should be free of security restrictions even if it causes such problems and creates security risks for the network.

    Or when I'm dealing with silly amounts of calls because one 40+ yr old colleague is stood outside on their mobile phone arranging with their wife who is doing the cooking and the other is browsing holiday sites deciding where to go on holiday next.

    Articles like this are stupid, they're a generalisation and where I work it couldn't be further from the truth. 3 out of 4 of our 1980s+ born workers and 1 out of 12 of our pre 1980s born workers make up our best 4 workers, that's completely out of line with the articles findings and whilst I realise you always get anomalies from statistical samples you should also not try and dress up this kind of bullshit as general fact.

    In fact look at TFA, as hard as that is when it insists on jumping to the next stat before you've had chance to check the page properly I don't notice any information how solid a test base they used.

    For all I know this could be put together by some disgruntled middle aged worker who actually sucks bad at his job but like many would rather blame someone else and so decided to blame the younger generation for taking his work.

    Anyone know how reasonable a test base was used for this study? As it stands I could equally put together a made up study claiming older people are more likely to steal from the work place and pass it off as being fact.

    1. Re:Heh by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      As for me, born in 1962, it took me until the age of around 30 to stop acting like a "power-hungry little Hitler" around every one of my network users and to start working with them, helping them and educating them to the point where they actually respected me and appreciated any help I could give them, rather than whispering curses at me through gritted teeth behind my back.

      Please do not think that your lack of years makes you different from anyone else. The fact is that at your age you're pretty much fresh out of college, possibly with a degree under your belt, and no doubt in possession of a belief that you know absolutely everything about everything.

      As a "middle aged worker" who does pretty well at his job, then let me also, like you, generalise about the fact that I run into mealy-mouthed whippersnappers like you every day of my work life and your kind no longer scare me. Very soon you will realise that for the furtherance of your own career, you need to embrace and learn from the experience of older work colleagues - in other words, shut the f*** up, listen to your elders and betters and perhaps learn something about real-life.

      Been there, done that and got the T-shirt which is now too tight for me due to my expanding waistline.

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    2. Re:Heh by DustinB · · Score: 1

      Wow. You seem pretty upset about the parent's post. All he did was post his observations about the actions of his co-workers. Are you one of the older people he was mentioning?

    3. Re:Heh by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Are you one of the older people he was mentioning?

      Yes, and very proud of it also. Even if I had the chance to "do it all again" I'd do it exactly the same way so I've no objection to the "youth" of today in general (hell, I even train a lot of them about TCP/IP, Linux and security), just the gobshite graduates that come out of university believing they know it all (just like I did) but need to be taken down a step or two and be dragged kicking and screaming into the real world.

      Three years in university does not get anywhere close to a quarter of a century of experience.

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  35. Worst of all, they're 32% more likely... by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to use ten animated web pages to display data that could have been presented better in ten lines of text using old-fashioned print media.

    1. Re:Worst of all, they're 32% more likely... by chikanamakalaka · · Score: 1

      They are also probably 60% more likey to use Excel spreadsheets for docs that have nothing to do with accounting. Oh, and I love how everybody sends me a screenshot in a word doc.

  36. Who is more likely to F the computer up by esocid · · Score: 1

    Like one other poster pointed out, the older seem to be more likely to execute anything they receive in emails or click on the intarwebs. My brother worked in IT for an engineering firm and believe it or not engineers would still open malicious files and infect the network. It may or may not be generational but anyone can be educated about these things.
    The PDA thing appears to me to be resisted by young and old. Yeah it's cool you can get internet connectivity but that means you can be reached potentially anytime to do something work related. Your boss can email something to your phone for you to work on at home or on the weekend. That is blurring the line between work life and home life, and I would prefer not to be bothered (unless it's something extremely important) if I'm not at work with something that can wait 12 hours.

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  37. fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    a generation that had it a fuck load easier than I did
    OK, you seem to be telling us you are in the UK, and you are under 30. That means that the previous generation for you would be people who are approximately 50-60, yes?

    Being as that would be the first post-war generation, I'm not sure how you could get off saying they had it "a fuck load easier" than you in the UK. In case you have already forgotten, the UK had the fuck pretty well bombed out of it in WWII. The first post-war generation had to take part in the rebuilding of the country, and playing catch-up with the nations that were fortunate enough to not have lost the bulk of their infrastructure to the luftwaffe.

    Your generation, on the other hand, has now that new infrastructure available. You are able to go to school and pursue whatever study you want. Nobody expects you to help bring your country around, because its doing pretty damned well now.

    Yep, that certainly equates to the previous generation having had it a fuck load easier, doesn't it?
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  38. Two Words by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

    Group Policy

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  39. Slashdotters! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    In a C|Net story the other day I commented that I refused to go there, despite the fact that there is the off chance I might learn something that would increase my productivity because of tha two paras per screen and all the ads. When someone mentioned adblock and Firefox I replied that I was at work.

    He said something along the lines of "you're a nerd, can't you install it without detection?"

    As a 55 year old geezer, today's story confirms my suspicians: he's a 20 something whippersnapper.

    What's sad is that the way I read the summary, it says these folks are security conscious but don't give a rat's ass about their employers' security. Guys, look, even I take my cell phone to work, but you should stop installing crap that you're not supposed to. It's not your computer and it's unethical and immoral to install something on a computer without its owner's permission. Would you install a nitrous kit to your employer-provided company car? Shades of Cheech and Chong!

    -mcgrew

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    1. Re:Slashdotters! by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

      What's sad is that the way I read the summary, it says these folks are security conscious but don't give a rat's ass about their employers' security. That's because most of us haven't built up loyalty to our employer. Essentially, we recognize we probably won't be here in 5 years, so... "Fuck them."
  40. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I'm not going to give a great deal of credit to someone who can't subtract 60 from 2008. Someone who is 60 now was 5 years old when rationing ended in this country. They would've gone to university in 1966, by which time the UK had certainly recovered from Nazi bombing and they would've enjoyed free higher education in a variety of universities.

    You are able to go to school and pursue whatever study you want.

    This shows a profound ignorance of the subject at hand - the cost of going to university has been constantly increasing for as long as I can remember.

    Nobody expects you to help bring your country around, because its doing pretty damned well now.

    Except we are expected to sacrifice for our country. Pay for military adventures instead of health and education, suffer constant losses of liberty that affect the young and poor far more than the Daily Mail brigade. You don't have a clue about what is going on in the UK right now.

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  41. Damn Kids! by glomph · · Score: 1

    Get off my lawn, you!

    Off my network, too! Especially if you run that commie Linucks or Mac stuff! Unamerican!

    1. Re:Damn Kids! by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      Oh, these ipod-listenin' bioware-wearin' web-surfin' PUNKS got nothin' on us!

      Why, back in MY day we had to scare our elders by using touchtone phones, calculators and bakelite boards, dadgummit!

      Kids these days are so pampered...

  42. Headline misleading? by JM78 · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that if younger workers are MORE security aware then I'm not sure how it's fair to summarize them as posing "increasing risk" simply because they use peripheral devices. Those who are mentally unable to wrap their minds around the basic 'safe practices' of network use would seem to pose a higher security risk then those who simply plug-in a peripheral device - especially so if the user of the device is well aware of security and how it relates to that device (assuming, of course, that this individual actively cares about security to begin with).

    Non-savvy users are more likely to engage in risky behavior and have no clue. In other words, it would seem to me that ignorance in how to be safe a far more risky.

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  43. Relable:Young people know more about new things. by y86 · · Score: 1

    Extra Extra, read all about -- "Young people are more likely to use and know about new technology".

    Huge surprise.

    What's next... fat people know more about eating? I for one as a fat person do know a LOT about eating but it isn't headline news.

    I smell a scape goat......

  44. Are you serious? by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    You're kidding, right? Were you going to school on grants? I'm at a state school at about $14,000/year, books not included (try $500/semester from the bookstore, or $100/semester from online bookstores). Oh, yeah, meal plan is extra. It costs the same per month to live off campus as it does to share a glorified closet with a roommate... really a no brainer (especially for a software development major). I'll rough the five minute drive so I can: play my stereo as loud as I want when I want (studio apartment, no neighbors), keep my gun (no weapons on campus), run 7 computers and have 2 desks, hang two white boards behind my desks (I do the 'L' configuration with the wall to my back, I can swivel my chair to either desk or whiteboard and my bookshelf is within arms length - I recommend it to everyone!) not to mention my own bathroom. Oh, and I can write code in my boxers or naked if I'd like; you can't put a price tag on that!

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    1. Re:Are you serious? by fredrated · · Score: 1

      $100/quarter was the cost to attend the school, not including living expenses. My 1st year I stayed in the cheapest student housing available: Smyth-Fernwald, former WWII barracks, now married student housing. Afraid I don't remember how much that cost, but working a year before attending school, and working part-time while in school meant I didn't have to take out any loans. After year 1 I and people I met at the dorm rented an apartment together, $60 each per month, still no loan needed.

  45. older workes at the TOP can be just as bad by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    With I'm the Boss / CEO / VP want I want to be a admin / I want this piece of software / I want this cool screen saver that is really a piece of carpware / I want to have My ipod work on my system mindset.

    Also it shows up as they can bw clueless about IT when they buy Software for the workplace that does not work them well with out asking IT about it. Push down password limitations / policys that are so limited that uses just end witting then down. Lock things down so much the uses have to hack there own system / department's setup there own domains just to get there work done on time.
    Read something in a business magazine that do not fully understand but they want for there business right now and don't want hear why IT says that we can use it like at,

    Make getting that need software for someone to do there job so hard that people just find ways to hack it / download it just to get out of the all the paper work / time needed to get it the official way. As it is there ass on line if they miss there deadline.

  46. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have a clue about what is going on in the UK right now.

    And you do not have a clue that the same shit is going on around the world and has been since before you were a zygote. It will be years before you actually understand half of what you rage against. Don't make the same mistake that most of us make and fluff your way through with piss and vinegar. Sack up and make change (this is the part you are missing). No, your cute little satellite at university does not count.

  47. Millenials Generation by RobBebop · · Score: 1

    Can we please kill this seemingly out-of-the-blue generational term now? It is attempting to describe me, and as a steward of people "born after 1980", I would like to kindly request not to be associated with such a nonsensically named group.

    I would actually prefer the Fucked Generation, on account of (a) the out-of-control real estate market which came about as many of us were graduating from our four year universities, and (b) the fact that, as implemented, the Social Security program is going to dry up by the time we are ready to retire in the 2040s.

    Combine the inability to buy a house with the inability to rely on public help during retirement and you don't get Generation Millenial -- you get Generation Fucked.

    *** Other suggestions for what to call the children of the 80s, though I thought the unofficial term was already Gen Y.

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    1. Re:Millenials Generation by Jekler · · Score: 1

      Generations don't label themselves. You get labeled and usually that label is based on the most widespread opinions about the members of said generation. Generation Y, Millenials, Generation Me... for over 150 years there's never been a clear distinction between one generation and the next. And you're not the first generation to be given a label you don't want. Generation labels have almost always been a derogatory term. Funny thing is that each generation does have certain characteristics. Like with Generation Me/Y/Millenials... an overwhelming sense of entitlement. Faster than anyone else, they get really annoyed when the world doesn't morph itself to meet their whims. Consider the large number of people from your generation who play games and think that team killing is fun. They do it because THEY want to have fun, everyone else be damned because "Me" is all that's important. If they submit an article to Slashdot/Digg/Fark, they're infinitely annoyed if their article isn't chosen, somehow they feel entitled to be heard. This extends to blogs, they created them because they believe everything they think should be published material. They have unprecedented numbers of drunk drivers because they don't care who they endanger, all that matters is that "Me" has fun, They think every luxury in life is a right not a privilege. And they're annoyed that "Me" doesn't get to pick the generation label applied to them. If you join a voice chat with them, they're known to just sit there and sing loudly ignoring that there's 10 other people who actually don't want to hear their rendition of the latest emo band. Their greatest ideas for the application of the internet was to get everyone swept up in an endless series of popularity contests. Egocentricity is the core concept for the "Social Web". Thanks for that. Consider this term was applied to your generation because you have people like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline, and Lindsey Lohan as your spokespeople.

    2. Re:Millenials Generation by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is that each generation does have certain characteristics.

      Also, people from Asian countries like rice and individuals from Indian enjoy cooking with Curry. Yes - stereotypes tend to have some truth behind them.

      But, my point wasn't to refute the stereotype that the risky unauthorized software installing done by people my age is wrong. The term "Generation Y" is already commonly understood and the people who produced this research don't need to go inventing a new term that sounds like it should be the name of something in a garden.

      As far as defending the "feeling of entitlement" of Gen Y, I cite my previous discussion about how we are in a non-advantageous position economically in the world. Of course we have somewhat of a cavelier attitude towards certain things because your older generation has put us in a precarious position where the costs of living are higher than ever. And maybe there is a divide that isn't acknowledged between members of Gen Y who had mommy and daddy support/spoil them through their first 20 years of life and members of Gen Y who didn't. I would submit that the half of the generation who didn't get things handed to them on a silver platter does not fit the mold you are describing.

      Also, I can't bring myself to agree with your claims on drunken driving or the egocentric internet. And honestly, I thought *random* chat rooms on the internet were something that died when people realized there were better options than AOL, so I don't understand your gripe about nonsense in chatrooms.

      They think every luxury in life is a right not a privilege.

      What luxuries would those be? Car? Gas? Electricity? Housing? Student Loan Payments? Phone? Food? Clothing? Retirement Savings Contributions? Health Care? After paying for these "luxuries", I am left with about $200 a month for frivolous things like video games, internet/cable, beer, entertainment, and going out-to-eat.

      Believe me... things are tough to be a young man or woman who just graduated from school in the last 3 or 4 years. I would argue that things are a lot tougher than when you were my age. What kinds of "luxuries" are you sore that you couldn't afford when you were my age?

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    3. Re:Millenials Generation by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

      They have unprecedented numbers of drunk drivers because they don't care who they endanger, all that matters is that "Me" has fun Are you sure this isn't due to the fact that you can't get out of these by paying off cop/having a relative who knows someone/whatever bullshit went on before 1985 or so? MADD/SADD/etc was brought to prominence during the 80's, and as a result, pushed for tougher laws and enforcement. The only difference on this issue between my generation and yours is that when you and your friends got caught in the 60's and 70's, you paid a couple hundred dollar fine and normally got the ticket knocked down to something else. (If you got one at all).. My generation certainly doesn't have that "luxury."
    4. Re:Millenials Generation by Jekler · · Score: 1

      I don't think the feelings of entitlement have anything to do with living through an economic crunch, which isn't that bad for Generation Y yet, and they certainly weren't raised in an economically disadvantaged world, they had more financial resources available to them than any previous generation. A recession is only beginning, and while they were busy setting up blogs they never considered what they could do to help the situation. They just think it's a problem for older people to fix, even though they're fully into adulthood now they still don't want to take an active role in fixing the problem.

      The sense of entitlement I refer to has a lot to do with iPhones, laptops, and new cars. The latest greatest gadget is the bare minimum entrance fee. Young people today don't buy used cars, used cellphones, or used anything. It's gotta be top-notch and brand new. They don't buy replacement gadgets for broken ones, because they'll buy a new one long before their previous model breaks. A recent article written by Generation Y about frugal living involves $100 jeans and shopping at brand outlets.

      I live in an apartment complex that's largely used for college housing, but I don't see anyone living like they're suffering financially. New cars, new clothes, stereo systems that take up an entire 12 foot wall, all while not being able to pay their rent or cover next semester's tuition.

      Young people today are getting married before they even move out of their parents house. Married couples that don't even live together. And, in spite of abundant sex education, they're giving birth to their own children long before they ever think about a job or career. They think "parent" is a career path and don't know why the money isn't rushing in from their blog.

      The latest Ivy League graduates are turning their diplomas into napkins as fast as the schools can issue them. Established professional companies don't like job hoppers, but Millenials don't want to work somewhere, they want to live a nomad lifestyle where they work as necessary, then quit their job to blog in a coffee bar, then try to find another job and wonder why no one will hire them even though they don't stay more than 6 months.

      They feel entitled to show the world how drunk they can get, and then are completely perplexed when that racy Facebook photo bites them in the ass. It's no different than when someone before the internet would make a public spectacle of themselves at a bar and lose their job.

      It's my belief it all stems from a childhood of "Everyone's Special, Everyone Wins". As children, they were imbued with too much self-esteem, which now has become narcissism.

      Obviously there will be exceptions, but those are the generational traits, which are not the same as racial traits, because they can change their attitudes and behaviors. But they behave this way because it's emotionally rewarding for them.

    5. Re:Millenials Generation by Jekler · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously saying you feel some sort of entitlement to drink and drive? You're just annoyed that previous generations were able to evade the legal consequences? Thanks, I think you exemplify everything I said about your generation. Entitlement indeed.

    6. Re:Millenials Generation by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

      Way to cherry pick. The parent was stating that my generation has had "unprecedented numbers of DUIs." That would be factually incorrect - it's merely an unprecedented number of documented and prosecuted DUIs... The days of a cop telling you to get the fuck home before you kill someone (or dropping you off himself) are long gone. Don't get yourself all out of sorts because a whippersnapper is proving you wrong.. I'm sure Matlock will be on soon, so why don't you prep yourself with a Geritol and some Metamucil.

    7. Re:Millenials Generation by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I hope the originally intended term was "millennial", referring to a period of thousand years. A "year" is called "annus" in Latin, and inflexed into "-ennium", as in "millennium". If you forget one of those n's, you look like you're talking out of your ass, or perhaps more than one of them.

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    8. Re:Millenials Generation by Jekler · · Score: 1

      I wish it were just that DUIs were being documented and prosecuted more, but that's a fantasy. The numbers of crooked cops have not fallen, people today bribe their way out of tickets just as much as they have in the past. People of my generation didn't drink and drive. Growing up during the MADD era, we learned to call a cab. These days, drinking and driving among youth is a cool thing to do. They want to be like Paris Hilton. They do it because it's a peer thing, everyone else their age is doing it. People aren't getting prosecuted more, the bulk of the prison population are babyboomers. The most unfortunate thing is that Generation Y drinks and drives because there's few consequences for it. They brag about how they got a couple of points on their license, but that doesn't actually stop them.

    9. Re:Millenials Generation by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      From 1999 to 2002 there were a ton of reputable businesses who used "Millenium" in official company publications. From an academic standpoint, it was laughable. I am guessing that the jerk-off who is trying to coin the phrase "Millenial" either was never a part of a PR organization from a company who used "Millennium" 6-8 years ago, or (s)he is trying to create an intentionally misspelled meme for his or her own enjoyment.

      Either way, I would disagree with the proliferation of the meme even if it was spelled correctly.

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    10. Re:Millenials Generation by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      The latest Ivy League graduates are turning their diplomas into napkins as fast as the schools can issue them. Established professional companies don't like job hoppers, but Millenials don't want to work somewhere, they want to live a nomad lifestyle where they work as necessary, then quit their job to blog in a coffee bar, then try to find another job and wonder why no one will hire them even though they don't stay more than 6 months.

      I can't vouch for the misguided souls who ferret their way through liberal arts educations at even the prestigious schools in America, but as a graduate from one of the leading science and engineering schools in the country I believe your view of the "nomad lifestyle" is inaccurate. I actually job-hopped after 3 years for personal reasons, but secured a position at a destination company before giving my 2 weeks. I have no idea how somebody could financially get by while serving as a career-blogger. As a writer who doesn't need to make money from my words (i.e. no advertisements), I publish to a site that you might find interesting enough to spend 5-10 minutes reading.

      I am not sure that I can change your perceptions about my generation as a whole though, but I would like to at least hope that you'll spew your venom towards a more narrowly defined group then "kids age 20-30". Pragmatically I feel like your argument is that young folk have their priorities backwards, when realistically you are just angry to see so many who have priorities that are so different than your own. I generally agree that loud, obnoxious, and drunk are not desirable qualities. Financial security and smart economic decisions play a big part in having the "latest toys". I can't explain how people can afford such luxuries. I certainly can't.

      I mean, I did buy a new car in 2004 - but I only spent $13k. I bought new laptops in 2001 and 2006. They have served me well, and I will be very happy if I can make the one from 2006 last until 2011 (replacement hard-drives notwithstanding). And I tend to get the "near free" cell phones when signing up for a new plan every two years. Giving the rapid changes in tech, I won't wish an old, outdated "used" 2003 cell phone on my worst enemies.

      I don't know... but to seriously continue this discourse you need to talk about what things were like when you were 24-27 - and let the world in on what decade that occurred during. I think, largely, most of Gen Y gets along just fine in a manner completely different than you are describing.

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    11. Re:Millenials Generation by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      I would actually prefer the Fucked Generation, on account of (a) the out-of-control real estate market which came about as many of us were graduating from our four year universities, and (b) the fact that, as implemented, the Social Security program is going to dry up by the time we are ready to retire in the 2040s.

      Not to mention the fact that if I live that long, in the 2040s at least one member of the Fucked Generation will probably be helping me wipe my ass...

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  48. Re:Relable:Young people know more about new things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell a scape goat...... Always thinking about food aren't you?
  49. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by damburger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm due to make something that will, rocket malfunctions notwithstanding, should be in orbit of the Earth by the end of 2009. What the fuck have you done with your life Mr. Anonymous Coward?

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  50. Fuck their networks.... by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not a 'milleniumial', I was born in the first half of the 20th century. When I work for a company, they want two things: productivity and security. Security means that I'm not going to harm the company physical property and co-workers. Productivity means that I produce more of what they sell than it costs them to pay me.

        Two paracitical factors inhibit this arrangement: the IT department and the human resources (legal) department. The cousin ITs believe that they can build a framework according to their training that will make us all be more productive. The HR believe the same with a different framework. But since neither of them are engaged in the primary productive activity that makes the enterprise profitable, the inevitably screw it up. In a million little and not so little ways. So we fight back.

        Case in point, in the USA the politicians and insurance companies have fucked-up the health care industry to the point where most employers will not hire people in order to avoid providing health insurance. They hire people on 'contracts' creating a class of permanent temporary workers. This is especially common in the electronics industry. We work some place for six months, then work another place for six months, etc... If we get sick, we point a gun at the head of some supermarket manager and have him give us the cash in the safe. It's the new American way, it will happen to you, so don't judge me for what I must do. I don't want to hurt anyone.

        Anyway, we bring our own tools to new jobs. Our software programs that we customize and modify that will maximize our productivity. Tools like text editors, spreadsheet macros, graphics and CAD design programs. I'm going to spend forty hours learning CADbozoCAD when most of the industry uses BozoCAD, just because your company got it a 10% discount? Fuck that!

        I'm going to put BozoCAD my computer that I work with. I'm going to create works and convert the results into standard formats. I'm going to ignore as much as possible any previous work done in any non-industry standard format. Is there a risk to your company network and even maybe the BSA Microsoft thugs? Possibly, but...I...don't...give...a...fuck. If you hire us and provide health insurance like all companies do in the rest of the civilized world, then I ( and the millions like me in this situation) would be more sensitive to these concerns. It's one of the unforseen issues that results from using perma-temps as your workforce.

      Most production managers realize this and accept it. Most cousin ITs and dumb-as-shit Human Resources people don't. Because it doesn't fit into the frameworks that they built. But my paycheck depends on the companie's bottom line and as a production worker, I create that.

        So it is a constant three-way battle between the cousin ITs (the information technology department of the company who maintain the company network),the perma-temps, and the HR lawyers. They ALWAYs believe that by firing us, they maintain control and security. But they don't provide the product that keeps the company in business. Their departments are not profit centers for the company.

        So the game just goes around and around. This is why I have come to hate the IT department in any company. HR people are too stupid to be concerned with, and lawyers aren't human so don't waste emotional cycles on them.

    1. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't find the "+1, Damn Straight" moderation option in the provided list.

    2. Re:Fuck their networks.... by v3lut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do people in this country feel so obligated to work for companies that treat them like crap?

      Somewhere along the line here is some element of choice, and it's an element that people have somehow been taught that they don't really have anymore. "It's the best job I can get" or "that's how this industry works."

      I don't accept that, and I don't think anyone else should. Once you're working at a certain level, probably just above the poverty line, you make a choice what you're going to do to earn money, and who you're going to work for. We all make these choices based on supporting the kind of lifestyle we want. If your entire industry works this way, and you hate it so badly, you should work in ways that don't make you miserable. That might mean adjusting your lifestyle. But seriously, find something that makes you happy and do it. Don't spend your life working for people that treat you like crap. I won't, even if it means living in a tent. I'm not for sale.

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    3. Re:Fuck their networks.... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't really find the parent post all that "insightful". It may, indeed, be his previous experiences with employment - but it doesn't speak for everyone.

      I've worked in computer support AND in a management capacity with I.T. for several smaller companies, and things never really played out like his description claims.

      In fact, I can't remember working in an environment where an employee flat-out wasn't allowed to install a piece of software that he/she found aided him/her in doing their job. If you want to use "BozoCAD" and the company officially has "CoolCAD" installed everywhere, ok. A little COMMUNICATION with people in I.T. would get you approved to load a copy of BozoCAD on your PC. (It's cheaper to have you use a product you're efficient using than to waste company time and money training you on an alternative.)

      The only problem comes about when someone just assumes they know better than anyone else what should be on their PC, and they take it upon themselves to install and use unofficial software without informing anyone.

      And to be totally honest, *I* have always taken the stance of "If I'm familiar with the software I find out you've installed on your own, and I'm fairly confident it's not harmful to the network, I'll opt to leave it alone." This might bend the "letter of the law" a little bit with H.R. people and their policy handbooks .... but we all know they're like lawyers. They write policies to cover ALL possible scenarios, just in case they need to enforce something. They're not even smart enough about matters like I.T. to KNOW you're in violation, if someone in I.T. doesn't take the issue to them and ASK for enforcement.

      I think the original point of this whole Slashdot article was more about younger employees insisting on installing "entertainment" type software, though ... social networking and chat apps, etc. If you want a chat client on your company PC, you should be prepared to justify its existence to management. (I've worked with software developers who really did use IRC clients and IM because they needed to bounce problems and potential solutions off of other like-minded people over the Internet. But if you just want to talk to your girlfriend while you work, hey --- too bad, so sad.)

    4. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Linux_ho · · Score: 2, Funny

      But my paycheck depends on the companie's bottom line and as a production worker, I create that.

      When you're not reading Slashdot, that is...

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    5. Re:Fuck their networks.... by dissy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Security means that I'm not going to harm the company physical property and co-workers. Productivity means that I produce more of what they sell than it costs them to pay me I just wanted to point out one detail.
      Security is not limited to their physical property. Security includes their digital assets as well.

      As an example, if your company makes widget, and the staff uses computers to design said widget, to send those designs to the part of the company (or another company) who actually builds said widget, then the designs for that widget are digital assets, and are no doubt quite valuable to them.

      If I as a hacker, working for another company, or even for myself, got access to your company computers and copied those designs, I could then either give them to my company to give them an advantage over yours, or if working alone, I could offer to sell them to every company that competes with yours, giving them all a leg up on your company, plus making a tidy profit for myself.

      While I agree that a lot of times the things put in place by IT to stop this are poor, i'm sure they would feel you do not have the right to do things that would aid me in copying those designs. To some IT departments, this includes you installing software on their computers. The fact they may be wrong is still not your task to covet and single handedly choose for them. If you think their methods are wrong, try telling them why, and suggesting a more correct approach. If they still choose to go about it wrong, then let them (and look for another job, since that company most likely wont be in business long, thus needing you.)

      You may disagree with their policy, and may even be perfectly right in your reasons for it, but the fact remains it is still their hardware, their network, and their digital assets, not yours.

      Taking your attitude is akin to me visiting you, sitting at your computer, deciding that the way you set it up is 'wrong', and changing that against your will.

      You have every right to make wrong choices with your own property. So does the company you work for.

      And if you really honestly believe it is perfectly ok for someone (you) to come in and tell someone else (the company) what they can and can not do with their own property, well, by that exact logic, you have no right to complain still, because someone (me) has by your own argument the right to come in and tell someone else (you) what YOU can and cant do with your own computer. Thusly, I say you arn't allowed to reply and complain, and thankfully, you would agree ;}
    6. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Kamel+Jockey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm going to spend forty hours learning CADbozoCAD when most of the industry uses BozoCAD, just because your company got it a 10% discount?

      We had such a maverick at my place of employment. He insisted on using software tools and other items that were not "standard" for our organization. Guess what happened when he decided to leave? We now have someone else having to learn the way that person did things so that we can convert them back to the way we normally do things so that we can get said things done.

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    7. Re:Fuck their networks.... by CodeBuster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I won't, even if it means living in a tent. I'm not for sale. A noble sentiment, but sentiment does not put food on the family table. Not all of us are able to make decisions secure in the knowledge that only we ourselves will suffer the consequences if our decisions turn out to be wrong or even just-sub optimal. Some of us have families and other people who's fortunes depend upon our success. Real life is, unfortunately, rarely as simple as our high minded principles lead us to believe.
    8. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Forrest+Kyle · · Score: 1

      Actually you are for sale. You sell your time and skills for money, just like the other guy. The difference is, your price is just higher. It's like a really expensive hooker getting all condescending towards a cheap hooker for being a hooker.

    9. Re:Fuck their networks.... by v3lut · · Score: 1

      I sell my time.

      I don't sell myself, my happiness, or me.

      Those concepts are entirely different.

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    10. Re:Fuck their networks.... by v3lut · · Score: 1

      I strongly suspect that there's not many of us reading Slashdot in actual danger of starvation, or starving our families. Many of us might live paycheck to paycheck, but that's not the same thing. There's lots of people that do with less than what you have, and some of them are fine with that.

      I'm no stranger to what you're talking about, I just don't think it's high minded principles in the least. Speaking generally here, if you're working a job you hate, and it's making you miserable, and you're only doing it to provide for your family, you should figure out what;'s more important to your family: money or happiness. They aren't the same thing, and you aren't doing any favors to anyone if you work yourself to misery and bring that home to roost.

      We're not talking here about lower class working families - though I don't think it's any less true there. Most of us have it pretty good by comparison, and we get by with a lot more than we NEED.

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    11. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is there a risk to your company network and even maybe the BSA Microsoft thugs? Possibly, but...I...don't...give...a...fuck.
      Which is why I'd never in a million years hire you.

      You think that exposing your employer to risk is laughable? You think that the circumstances of your hiring justify you exposing them to risk?

      You've agreed to a employment contract, and likely in that contract there is a clause about adherence to corporate policy, and there may even be a specific clause related to use of unauthorized or unlicensed software.

      By saying that you don't care, simply because youre not happy with your employment contract, would suggest to me that the best solution is to terminate your employment contract.

      In short, there's a time and place for everything, including employment negotiations, and blithely ignoring the risks you bring to your employer is just plain stupid.

      It's very simple, really. Add the expected value of the risk you bring to the company to what you produce (note that the expected value will be negative). Realize that you're worth less if you add risk exposure. Reduce risk exposure to help justify a request for permanent employee status. Or, buy your own benefits and deal with it. You agreed to work for what they offered... and now you're doing something that harms the company. Why shouldn't they be upset?
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    12. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Yep, same here.

      Admin decided to find and install rexx and wrote a script to do something with e-mail (forget now what it was). After he left, I had to understand what he did and rewrite it in perl.

      Another admin was a Python advocate. Once he was gone, all the stuff he did in Python continued to run, until we needed to make a change. At first minor changes weren't a problem but eventually it got so cumbersome to figure out how to make the corrections, we either dropped the script entirely or rewrote it in perl.

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    13. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Huko · · Score: 1

      Well it's all nice and stuff, i mean living in a tent and all, but sometimes people have responsibilities before other people as well (maybe wife, some kids, sick parents, etc.) and quiting all jobs just isn't the answer. And considering the parent is born in the first half of the 20th century should he really start over? Would he be happier doing something else and if yes would he get the opportunity to do that? Would you hire a almost 60 year old to an entry level position? Ideals are good but world sometimes sucks.

    14. Re:Fuck their networks.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Case in point, in the USA the politicians and insurance companies have fucked-up the health care industry to the point where most employers will not hire people in order to avoid providing health insurance. They hire people on 'contracts' creating a class of permanent temporary workers. This is especially common in the electronics industry. We work some place for six months, then work another place for six months, etc... If we get sick, we point a gun at the head of some supermarket manager and have him give us the cash in the safe. It's the new American way, it will happen to you, so don't judge me for what I must do. I don't want to hurt anyone."

      Personally...I wish MORE companies would do this. I prefer being a contractor!! I can pick and choose my benefits, etc. I can get a high deductible private insurance policy, after all, I really only need it for catastrophic instances. I'm a bit older with risks...but, still, that is only $200/mo. The big benefit is, that this also allows me to open a HSA (Health Savings Account), into which I can stuff about $2900/yr pre-tax....and spend it on Dr. bills, contacts...eyewear..etc. The HSA is not use it or lose it either...I can invest that money too like an IRA. In the long run, you come out WAY ahead this way rather than paying into the company group policy like most direct people do.

      I like contracting...I like to be able to manage my benefits and invest as "I" see fit. I just wish I didn't have to pay into SS so that I could invest that money in my own disability and retirement.

      My complaint is...they do NOT make it easy enough to work as an indie contractor. You have to incorporate yourself, otherwise companies shy away from a 1099 relationship with you. You have too much paperwork and have to jump through too many IRS hoops. I do it...in the long run, it is worth it...VERY much so...but, I wish they'd make being an indie contractor as easy as it is to be a direct employee. But, the govt. likes that steady income of taxes coming directly out of a direct employees paycheck before you can even touch it. Me? I like to be able to put that money into a savings account, and draw interest on it before I pay the govt. I like this much better than giving the govt an 'interest free' loan for them in taxation....

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    15. Re:Fuck their networks.... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Thing about IRC .... I know that there are development projects that use IRC, and I've even participated in one. It turned out that the most active developers were never on the IRC list. They met for conversation occasionally at a local pizza joint (which didn't help me, as I wasn't sufficiently local, and I'm on a salt restricted diet). But it did make trying to get things fixed/changed/documented/etc. via the IRC relatively pointless. (It's a synchronous medium. If they aren't on when you're talking, they'll probably never hear about it.)

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    16. Re:Fuck their networks.... by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Maybe not food, but it's pretty hard to get quality health-care in the USA without one of these jobs, especially when you have children who need it too...

    17. Re:Fuck their networks.... by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      Compared some European nations, the U.S. has many problems with things like health care, sick leave, vacation, workers' rights, etc. On the other hand, it's way easier to start and grow a new business in the U.S. than it is in those nations.

      This is especially true in industries with a high number of contract workers--you can work for a temp agency for a while, making a good name and good contacts, then quit the temp agency and sign contracting agreements directly. Or, you can start your own company--by using contractors, but doing things right that the other companies (now your competitors) do wrong. I live in DC and on Craigslist alone there are usually a bunch of listings for start-ups looking for contract workers.

      I'm not saying it's easy--I know it's difficult to start and grow a successful business. But even the mental exercise of thinking it through can put some things in perspective.

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    18. Re:Fuck their networks.... by v3lut · · Score: 1

      He already doesn't have health insurance.

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    19. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Stamen · · Score: 1

      Ah Windows based networks, where running software on a workstation can bring down your network. Your network should be hardened from attacks, whether the DOS attack comes from outside your firewall or inside it, because with social engineering attacks, you can get inside a firewall faster than your office manager can tell the fake IT guy that her cat and her password share the same name.

      A user should be able to install and use any piece of software they like in their little sandbox. If they want support for it, then they use apps that their IT department supports. If they don't, then they don't.

      I also love the comment about chatting with your girlfriend during work. Fine, don't let me ask my wife on IM when she is getting off work so I can pick her up, I'll just take that 15 minute government mandated break (that I never ever take), walk outside and call her.

    20. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Forrest+Kyle · · Score: 1

      You don't just sell your time. You show up, you think, you contribute your personality, skills, and effort. You go to work even when you don't want to. You sell yourself, and your happiness. You just don't sell as much of it for as low a price.

    21. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If I as a hacker, working for another company, or even for myself, got access to your company computers and copied those designs, I could then either give them to my company to give them an advantage over yours, or if working alone, I could offer to sell them to every company that competes with yours, giving them all a leg up on your company, plus making a tidy profit for myself.

      And if the company you stole from finds out, they'll stomp you flat. This is why no ethical company will steal like this.

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    22. Re:Fuck their networks.... by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      The cousin ITs believe that they can build a framework according to their training that will make us all be more productive. The HR believe the same with a different framework. [...] So we fight back.
      Don't we me. I don't fight back, I try to work along. Now, I could learn something from you because obviously you've got a big drive to get the job done. But what I'm missing here is you realizing that these other people you fight against, are just like you. They work in the same company and try to do a good job.
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    23. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you really honestly believe it is perfectly ok for someone (you) to come in and tell someone else (the company) what they can and can not do with their own property, well, by that exact logic, you have no right to complain still, because someone (me) has by your own argument the right to come in and tell someone else (you) what YOU can and cant do with your own computer. Thusly, I say you arn't allowed to reply and complain, and thankfully, you would agree ;} I think the GP's point was not that he/she should be allowed an open slate to install what they want, but merely that a decent IT dept should not get in the way of an employee's productivity. In some fields (such as the one I'm in, molecular biology) there needs to be a level of trust from the sys admins, allowing employees the ability to install software as unprivileged users, or allowing one member of the group limited administrator rights on the PCs in the group, and that level of trust is often lacking. The end result is that we work around the limitations by any means that we can -- because at the end of the day we've got a job to do, and we're damned if we're letting some narrow-minded guys on a power-trip stop us. And, since we're reasonably smart guys and some of us are more computer savvy than the paid IT dudes, we get away with it. Which doesn't do the institute's overall IT security any favours.

      The point is that it's much safer to provide education and trust than rigid rules that just begging to be bent or broken. It's like teenagers having sex -- it's better to provide them with education and condoms, than forbidding them to touch each other and thinking that it'll work.
    24. Re:Fuck their networks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but if it was the other way around, nobody would be able to understand the perl to rewrite it in python. :-)

    25. Re:Fuck their networks.... by mattmatt · · Score: 1

      Well then it's a good thing that everyone in the world is ethical... wait, what?

    26. Re:Fuck their networks.... by alxkit · · Score: 0

      (It's a synchronous medium. If they aren't on when you're talking, they'll probably never hear about it.)

      ummmm... ever heard of logs?

    27. Re:Fuck their networks.... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about IRC is that it can be syncrhonous, yes logs exist, but dev's shouldn't be using IRC logs in place of a proper message board or maling list. Like some devs do: "Ask your question on the IRC channel and wait at least 24 hours for an answer." If they're going to not be actually in the IRC channel, why don't they just do the asynchronous things (mailing list/message board)

    28. Re:Fuck their networks.... by GNU(slash)Nickname · · Score: 1

      Me? I like to be able to put that money into a savings account, and draw interest on it before I pay the govt. I like this much better than giving the govt an 'interest free' loan for them in taxation.... Veering way off topic here, but I'm not familiar with the US system. Don't you have to either pay your corporate taxes by installment, or submit payroll taxes on the salary you pay yourself?
    29. Re:Fuck their networks.... by cgenman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not all of us are able to make decisions secure in the knowledge that only we ourselves will suffer the consequences if our decisions turn out to be wrong or even just-sub optimal.

      Many families in this country make due with much less financially than we currently make. Would your kids be better off with 10k less per year, if in exchange they got a father that didn't hate his life (and had healthcare)? If you're making 20k per year, probably not. If you're making 60k per year, most people will remember their father's disposition more fondly than the 20% increase in family wealth.

      By having a job that you complain about endlessly, you're basically teaching your kids that they too should put up with bad jobs in bad working conditions. That's hardly the message most people want their kids to learn.

      Unless you're a factory worker in Michagin, you should have enough financial flexibility to trade a little income for a lot of job satisfaction and self-respect.

    30. Re:Fuck their networks.... by triffid_98 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I can certainly appreciate this position. For the last several years I've traded around $10k in potential income for the ability to come home and spend time with my family instead of playing at being a workaholic.

      Unfortunately this is a bad year to be preaching that particular message. My costs went up easily 20% last year, so I'll be looking to convert this potential income into something that spends in the near future.

      I'll miss seeing my baby daughter at lunch, but I'll take some consolation in her not having to pole dance to pay for college.

      Many families in this country make due with much less financially than we currently make. Would your kids be better off with 10k less per year, if in exchange they got a father that didn't hate his life (and had healthcare)? If you're making 20k per year, probably not. If you're making 60k per year, most people will remember their father's disposition more fondly than the 20% increase in family wealth.
    31. Re:Fuck their networks.... by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1

      A little COMMUNICATION with people in I.T. would get you approved to load a copy of BozoCAD on your PC.

      I work for an investment bank and can guarantee you that the IT department will never allow me to install BozoCAD if it's not on the approved list. Even if it's on the approved list it must be sourced via the banks official channels.

      Could I install BozoCAD? Sure, I have admin privileges on my box. It would also be a surefire way to be out of a job in no time if management found out.

      --
      ich bin der musikant

      mit taschenrechner in der hand

      kraftwerk

    32. Re:Fuck their networks.... by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      I'll miss seeing my baby daughter at lunch, but I'll take some consolation in her not having to pole dance to pay for college.

      You selfish git!

    33. Re:Fuck their networks.... by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      And if DSHS tells you that you can't quit? All because you were demonized by a B!TCH who lied through her teeth, but the courts don't care because it is the easiest way out? So you are forced to keep a job with no life to pay for someone who has no morales? Again, it is nice to dream that you can change your life, but when you make less that 30K a year, and DSHS is at the door demanding the world. . . It might be my fault for makeing a bad decision, but why do I get penalized by the world when I try and make the right one?

      --
      Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events. - Albert Einstein
    34. Re:Fuck their networks.... by triffid_98 · · Score: 1
      Such as creating a shell company to hire a bunch of H1B's and pimp them them out for the sole purpose of undercutting the existing 'job shops' and/or independent contractors? It's all about supply and demand guys. If you choose to call me a cynic, let me tell you I personally know several people who have done this very thing. It generates some good tax breaks too.

      Starting a real company requires real capital, and angels aren't as gullible as they used to be.

      Or, you can start your own company--by using contractors, but doing things right that the other companies (now your competitors) do wrong. I live in DC and on Craigslist alone there are usually a bunch of listings for start-ups looking for contract workers.
    35. Re:Fuck their networks.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Veering way off topic here, but I'm not familiar with the US system. Don't you have to either pay your corporate taxes by installment, or submit payroll taxes on the salary you pay yourself?"

      Depends on how you incorporate.

      I have a "S" corp. I pay myself a 'reasonable' salary...out of what I bring in, and I only pay employment taxes on that portion. Say I make $100K gross. I pay myself about $40K salary...I only have to pay SS and Medicare, etc on the $40K portion...the rest flows through to me as extra income and is only subject to fed and state taxes. You can save a good bit of money that way. I can also write off mileage from my home office, which last year was $0.485 per mile...basically tax free money. I can load money into IRA's...I can max out the HSA pre-tax...and I get to write off a number of other expenses (cell phone, internet connections, fees...etc).

      Yes...I pay taxes...but, by doing it through a corporation, I can write off a lot of things and lower my tax bill and keep more of my hard earned money for myself. I pay the payroll taxes monthly, there is no 'corporat tax' on a S corp as that it all flows through to my personal taxes, so no double taxation like with a "C" corp.

      If you company makes money sporadically...as happens with contracting (6mos on...2 mos off), you can adjust your tax payments accordingly. It is a bit of at PITA with all the paperwork, but, it is worth it in the end to keep more of your own money, and have more independence on your retirement and medical expenses.

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    36. Re:Fuck their networks.... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Logs were probably kept ... but the main developers never seemed to read them. Too busy developing, I guess.

      That said, the IRC was useful in getting the system operating in a minimal kind of way (it *WAS* alpha). It just kept me from doing any development myself, or even doing the kind of documentation that they wanted.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    37. Re:Fuck their networks.... by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Why do people in this country feel so obligated to work for companies that treat them like crap?

      Oh, I see. You have a choice? Congratulations, you trust fund baby. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to cut this reply short because I have to get my ass to work or I won't be able to pay my mortgage this month.

      --
      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
    38. Re:Fuck their networks.... by GNU(slash)Nickname · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I'm in Canada, and we don't have a choice of corporation types. The tax advantages are similar - home office expenses, mileage, etc. I have two ways to get money out - I can pay myself a salary, or I can take dividends. On any amount I pay out as a salary, I have to withhold income tax in addition to the Canada Pension (our version of social security), and remit it by the middle of the next month. For small businesses, corporate net income is subject to tax at about half the personal rate. Dividends are paid from after tax income, and are then taxed personally at about half the rate of normal income. The idea is to make the salary vs. dividend choice tax neutral. However, if the corporation expects to pay more than about $1500 in federal and provincial taxes, then you are again required to remit instalments monthly. You don't have to withhold personal taxes from dividend payments though, so you get to earn the interest on that portion at least.

    39. Re:Fuck their networks.... by fitten · · Score: 1

      Anyway, we bring our own tools to new jobs. Our software programs that we customize and modify that will maximize our productivity. Tools like text editors, spreadsheet macros, graphics and CAD design programs. I'm going to spend forty hours learning CADbozoCAD when most of the industry uses BozoCAD, just because your company got it a 10% discount? Fuck that!


      It's amazing that you can see past the end of your nose with your shortsightedness. Suppose all the company's equipment runs with CADbozoCAD and not BozoCAD? You are not only creating more work for yourself, because you have to convert to what the company uses because you're too ingrained in your own ego and superiority to learn something different (or maybe you're just unable to do that). Also, anything you produce is worthless to the company because they will be unable to maintain it and will have to redo everything you've done when the time comes to 'fix' anything. You are a lose-lose proposition for any company you work for.

      Perhaps your attitudes are why you've been relegated to joining a temp placement organization instead of being able to find a permenant position?
    40. Re:Fuck their networks.... by nametaken · · Score: 1

      It's an issue of risk-taking. I'm a very loyal person, but occasionally I've had to take a step back and realize just how bad I was being screwed before leaving for something better.

      Oddly, every time, it HAS been for something better. Currently I'm quite happy where I'm at. I'm not rich, I'm not a big shot, but I make enough and there's plenty of opportunity and flexibility. What's more, I work for a smaller business, so I get personally appreciated.

    41. Re:Fuck their networks.... by StewBaby2005 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I was born (just) in the second half of the 20th Century. My company provides a fine desktop with tools to read email, surf the web, update change and problem tickets, but NO tools to do my job as an Unix System Administrator. Consequently, I feel no compunction to installing e.g. putty and other tools that allow me to manage the servers and provide value to my company's clients....

  51. Hire robots instead. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Before anyone complains too much about how these people should completely separate the work place from non-work activities, just remember you're hiring humans not robots. If humans occupy one place for a while, they will try to personalise it. They will also inevitably also perform some non-work activities. If you want robots, then hire robots. Since robots are apparently very rare, be prepared to pay a lot of money. Or accept that they humans you've hired are human, and try to work around the problem. Complaining about human nature will not make it go away no matter how many words like "business", "should" and "professional" you use.

    --
    SJW n. One who posts facts.
  52. It's you, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Case in point, in the USA the politicians and insurance companies have fucked-up the health care industry to the point where most employers will not hire people in order to avoid providing health insurance. They hire people on 'contracts' creating a class of permanent temporary workers."

    That may be happening to you, but I'd say that has far more to so with you than the state of the industry.

    I haven't found any of the things in your post to be accurate, and honestly, I'd say you're full of shit.

    Of course, you included the obligatory "US healthcare is fucked-up/ blame the insurance companies and politicians" troll, so you'll inevitably be modded up.

    But you're lying, and we all know it.

    1. Re:It's you, not them by kesuki · · Score: 5, Interesting

      he chose to blame insurance blah blah... but the fact of the matter is temp agencies ARE becoming massive massive employers for white collar jobs. the early temp agencies were for blue collar jobs, but now it's spread to white collar jobs and, yeah the company usually doesn't hire you because replacing you with another temp instead of hiring you is 'cheaper.'

      I have heard of many many places that now use temp agencies almost exclusively. The reason why white collar jobs are going to temp agencies, is because they can staff the positions like lightning and have them ready to be restaffed when the people have been on contract too long, and you get a really good idea of where to put certain people because of the tests the temp agency runs... I know some of this stuff can be done with a normal HR department, but it boils down to cost, temp agencies get the worker to do the same job for less pay, even when the temp agency takes a certain cut of that pay.

    2. Re:It's you, not them by Azghoul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not just cost. It's skill.

      You can't actually hire someone straight out because once you're do, you're basically stuck with them and the lies they put on their resume to get the job.

      Contractors who are any good get hired permanent once a company realizes it. And by "good" I don't just mean good technically - gods know there are plenty of assholes who can code pretty well. It's personality and compatibility with other human beings. Note that the great-grandparent ranter who started this fails in those regards. HR (who are also shockingly just trying to make a living) are too stupid to even respect? Buh-bye.

    3. Re:It's you, not them by pw1972 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was going to comment on this thread, but you hit the nail on the head. I work for the "evil" fortune 500 large corporation. Same situation. We get a lot of resumes, a few look like they might be a match technically, and then even fewer have the personality to work in a corporate environment. We almost exclusively do try-to-buy contracts here for that reason, usually 6 mos to a year before someone will get hired on full-time. It's a two way street also, sometimes after 6 mos they want to run screaming from here. We've gotten to the point where we are usually willing to sacrifice technical expertise for personality. We can overcome just about any technical obstacle, however the rogue @ssh0le programmer that can't and won't work well with others is virus to the organization, especially considering it takes an act of congress to fire anyone anymore.

    4. Re:It's you, not them by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      We almost exclusively do try-to-buy contracts here for that reason, usually 6 mos to a year before someone will get hired on full-time.

      I don't do contract to hire, mainly because I associate it with people trying to screw their new hires out of reasonable salary with the promise of permanence, then tossing them shortly before the contract period ends.

      The guy upthread who was bitching about HR could just be an asshole. He could also be bitter about his industry and region being 90% contractor for cheapness reasons - lord knows there are enough reasons to hate HR, at least when they gate hiring and also post job ads with 15 technologies required.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    5. Re:It's you, not them by gallwapa · · Score: 1

      A recent dilbert summed it up pretty nice. I'd try to explain, but seeing it makes more sense.
      http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2008073346229.gif

      And a lot of the time it is true. In January 2003, I kid you not, I saw many (as in 20+) jobs posted in the Seattle area that wanted "5+ years .NET experience" and in one case, "10 years experience with Windows 2000" (Mar 2004).

      Seriously. what the heck

    6. Re:It's you, not them by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      I glad you understand it - it's not that hard, really, and all the "they're evil" nonsense doesn't do anyone any good.

      Of course, I'm the guy who's running screaming from your big corp lifestyle, but anyway..... :)

  53. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    60 from 2008
    That would be 1948. And your point is?

    Someone who is 60 now was 5 years old when rationing ended in this country. They would've gone to university in 1966
    The generation time for humans is generally taken to be 25 years. If they are the generation prior to you, then you should have entered university in 1991. Where were you in 1991? Being as the article in question is regarding people born after 1980, you would have been at best 10 years old in 1991. Did you really enter university at age 10?

    Or were you just starting to develop misplaced rage towards the earlier generations?

    This shows a profound ignorance of the subject at hand - the cost of going to university has been constantly increasing for as long as I can remember.
    Your reply shows profound ignorance towards what I said. I never said anything about what you may or may not pay for school. My statement was only in regards to academic freedom of choice.

    --
    Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
  54. Re:Relable:Young people know more about new things by y86 · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmmmmm goat.

  55. Have cake - eat it as well by TheSync · · Score: 1

    I previously worked in an all-Microsoft IT operation where users did not have Admin and things were pretty well locked down, anti-virus was standard, etc. (this was after a particularly nasty and business-threatening virus event).

    The "advanced users" who chafed under the inability to install anything were given the Microsoft Virtual PC, where you could have a safer place to run software you downloaded, and heck even run Linux if needed.

    In a perfect world, I'd like to see the Virtual PC locked down to a specific IP that would be firewalled outside the standard business LAN.

  56. Can also be sexist, not just ageist by )parenthesis( · · Score: 1

    In my company, I've noticed that all of the men have locadmin accounts, whereas the women (yes, we actually have some) are stuck waiting for "internal support" to install updates to necessary programs (case management software) or install new programs. Then again, I've also heard many bad things about being a female in my company (and was even told that the only reason that I have my job/pay is because I'm a man! So much for actually being competent; I'll just throw my gender out there and get a raise!)

  57. Penny wise pound foolish by Eharley · · Score: 1

    half admit to installing unauthorized software on their employer's computers. On the upside, the Millenials are more security aware than their older co-workers.

    As some other posters have pointed out, this is about age rather than a change in attitude. Millenials believe that they are more security aware, but they're flushing that down the toilet by installing unauthorized software. And by unauthorized I mean those hax0r'd copies of Office and Photoshop. Who knows what keyloggers and other bits and pieces are present in those binary blobs? This sort of attitude sure makes industrial espionage easier.

  58. I agree by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree with your position. In an electronics production lab or factory floor it is insane to be tied to the same network as the rest of the company. And it is unreasonable to expect us to follow the same rules for the omnipresent company network.

        Each department or workgroup needs to have a private network so people can load their own WinAmp, personal text editors and productivity-enhancing macros, MP3s, and oscilloscope controllers without having to interact with the rest of the company network.

        But I've found that it is nearly impossible to convince anyone in any IT department of this reality. So it goes.

  59. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by xtracto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I will step to put a bit of perspective on this flamefest and tell you something I heard somewhere (unfortunately I can not site but someone here will certainly correct me). The paraphrased quote went something like this:

    "The difference between Americans and British is that Americans believe their country is wonderful and is the best one in the world while the reality is that it is terrible. On the other hand, Britons are always bitching about their country without realizing their life is actually pretty good".

    I can tell you from my experience in the UK (I've lived in the UK for about 4 years, coming form Mexico) is that you people over here have it really easy. Shit, people can just stop working and the government will pay them money. "spare some change mate?" you see people selling the "big issue" and then they go to cash their check to get beer. That is being poor in this country. Let me tell you, you do not know what the fuck you are talking about.

    For people in the UK life is really easy right now. It is, really. You have a hell lot of things which you take for granted. You whine that you can not get a free dentist. Oh shit, but you do not see that in other countries and in other times (even in your country) there is no free NHS even for a freaking Nurse.

    So as other people already said, stop whining and go back to fucking work you lazy ass.

    --
    Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
  60. Biased article, forgot to mention that P2P is bad by metoc · · Score: 1

    Overall I found the article biased. It put a negative bend on the fact the the up and coming generation are more comfortable with technology, better connected and networked. They tend to look at the existing corporate IT culture as limiting. Thus they work around the obstacles. The article then presumes that this activity is wrong, just as the RIAA and MPAA automatically assume that P2P is wrong because it doesn't fit their view of the world.

  61. I think I see your problem by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "People in my country have less these days, yet we are told the young are spoilt."

    I see why you're having such a hard time understanding this.

    You seem to think that "spoilt" = having stuff. If you'd bothered to ask, I suspect many of the people who think you're spoiled think that not because of the amount of stuff you have, but because of the sense of entitlement that is practically dripping off of your posts on the subject.

    You see, it's not about the stuff, it's about the attitude that you think you deserve something you haven't yet earned. If your posts are any indication, that may be why people around you think you're spoiled.

    1. Re:I think I see your problem by damburger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The previous generation had free education and healthcare paid for, mostly, by older taxpayers. Now they have reached that age, they are grumpily demanding tax cuts. So who the fuck has the sense of entitlement?

      --
      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    2. Re:I think I see your problem by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Fuck you baby boomer, you were the entitlement generation"

      I see why you posted AC, you're a dumbass.

      I was born in 1978, I'm fairly certain that makes me something other than a baby boomer. Any chance you'll reappear and admit you said something incredibly stupid? I'll wager money your loser AC ass doesn't show.

    3. Re:I think I see your problem by Oligonicella · · Score: 0, Troll

      The previous generation had free education and healthcare paid for, mostly, by older taxpayers.

      Does your ass hurt when you speak out of it so loudly? That is complete bullshit. You either know better and you're lying or you don't and prove the point that you're simply an "entitled" whiner.

    4. Re:I think I see your problem by nicklott · · Score: 1

      If you're not a liberal at 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative at 35, you have no brain
    5. Re:I think I see your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment is only accurate in certain countries - especially European countries. In most of the world, even the U.S., good health care is costly or unavailable - and has been forever.

    6. Re:I think I see your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lose your bet to a degree. Not stupid, you belong with the freaking selfish baby boomer assholes. Just because you claim to be born in 1978 (hey, on the internet no-one knows you're a dog, right?) doesn't mean shit. You're a relic, a dinosaur.

      You think you're entitled to MY oxygen? All we want is the same as everyone before us got - that which is OUR RIGHT. Sure, call it entitlement, but only as far as you're entitled to keep breathing.

    7. Re:I think I see your problem by nicklott · · Score: 1
      woah.

      perhaps the previous generation realized how horrible government run education and health-care systems are? Clearly your family never had problems paying for your health care then. Upper middle class? Perhaps white? Male? Only child?

      Yes, my employer takes the brunt of the bill, but it's part of my incentive package, and my salary is lower than it might be Well duh, that's how "free" health care works. The employer pays a levy (National Insurance in the UK) to fund the health system. The employee also pays a bit but it's small compared to what the employer pays (it's a capped amount that is equivalent to about 1-3% of the total salary for most people. The employer pays about 5%). Of course as it's state mandated you don't need to worry about employers withdrawing it or losing it if you move jobs. Also as the health system is not making a profit and is "buying in bulk" the healthcare costs are much lower than in the US so the proportion of your "real" salary going towards it is much lower.

      don't fool yourself into thinking you aren't paying it with your 50% income tax and whatever ridiculous VAT you pay Check your figures. Income tax is currently 22% and coming down to 20% next month. There are also no state or city income taxes, though there is a non-income related local council tax which is what most people are complaining about when they moan about taxes. VAT is 17.5%, which is higher than most US sales taxes but there is no state income tax.

      The GGP poster was whinging about NHS dentists, which is the moan a la mode at the moment. This particular problem was caused by the present government (in for 11 years) looking across the water and deciding that the US was a paragon of healthcare goodness and deciding to emulate it by letting all the dentists go private. Of course they all realised that if they did that simultaneously they could quadruple their fees and still have customers, as there was no free alternative. So that's what they did. A great example of the invisible hand of the free market at work, making things better for all.

      The UK is no shangri-la but it's nice to know that when you fall ill you won't have to rely on some health insurance guy's bonus sheet to find out whether you get fixed or not.

    8. Re:I think I see your problem by myside · · Score: 1
      Well...if you think you should have your education/health care paid for because others had their education/health care paid for - aren't you the one with the sense of entitlement?

      Which generation is going to stand up declare that they don't need their parents/children/grandchildren to take care of them? Shouldn't it be ours?

    9. Re:I think I see your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The previous generation had free education and healthcare paid for, mostly, by older taxpayers."

      Am I the only one who still has a problem with this? How can something be free when it's paid for? You pay taxes, if you think it's free than you've bought the lie, the government has gotten you to think the way they want you to, you are to blame for the state of your country. Next time, when you hear "free" as a descriptor of the cost of healthcare, or anything else, ask the person who said it "I thought there was no such thing as a free lunch".

      The point has nothing to do with healtcare by the way. If you think that, then you've made another thought error, and should take that as convincing evidence not to trust your own judgment. The point is you fail to even understand, at a fundamental level, what your rights and responsibilities are. When a civic minded person hears "free government program" alarms go off, blinky lights, horns, the works. Because that civic minded person understands "free government program" means "government program, funded by you and me". So not "free" by any rational understanding of the word. And this has nothing to do with your politics either, I personally like the idea of some basic safety net, and I'm willing to pay the taxes for it. Others disagree, but we all agree that "free" never means "free".

      I wonder how eager you'd be to mortgage yourself if you truly understood what it meant.

    10. Re:I think I see your problem by Atario · · Score: 1

      All I know is, my dad was able to buy and keep a house and a couple of cars, on a factory-job salary. I work in the white-collar world, make a few times what he ever did, and I'm struggling for what he had. (And he supported two kids for several years by the time he was my age, while I have none...)

      --
      "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
    11. Re:I think I see your problem by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 1

      As someone sitting in between the two generations, please let me say that this attitude is not restricted to the kids. There are many baby boomers who think they're entitled to more than they've worked for, but they've been believing that for much longer so it sticks out less. I would actually contend than, at least to a certain extent, this is a learned attitude.. That is, the spoilt kids have actually learned it from their spoilt rolemodels, although a lack of any real challenges is probably also a contributing factor.

      I'd also like to say that i've personally worked with quite a few kids who don't have that attitude, and who are willing (even interested) in working on things bigger than themselves. They don't necessarily come from any common background or nationality, either.

      This stereotype is not ill founded, but it's also not universal.

      --
      http://www.xkcd.com/354/
  62. new buzzword, same old news. by owlnation · · Score: 1

    So essentially...

    Instead of Babyboomers vs GenX, we now have GenX vs Millennials (let us pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that this lame term dies with this article). Yes, there's some new fangled technology thrown in as a MacGuffin, but essentially this is just: "oh there's a generation gap".

    Thanks.

    News at 11.

  63. Re:I think you've proven my point by damburger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Getting the same as everyone else isn't a privilege dipshit.

    --
    If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
  64. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm due to make something that will, rocket malfunctions notwithstanding, should be in orbit of the Earth by the end of 2009. Assuming it can escape the gravity of your massive ego.

    Mr. Anonymous Coward? There, no more AC. Am I any less anonymous, damburger?

    What the fuck have you done with your life Enough to learn that your question and its answer are meaningless. Suffice it to say that I've done and I've been and in some cases still am.
    --
    It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
  65. Re:I think you've proven my point by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Getting the same as everyone else isn't a privilege dipshit."

    Is that really how you want to do this? You get proven wrong about your obvious feelings of entitlement, going so far as to give a textbook definition of entitlement in your post, and now you're going to take issue with what a "privilege" is.

    I don't think you could have demonstrated that you're a petulant brat with an inflated sense of entitlement any more effectively if you tried.

  66. Re:I think you've proven my point by damburger · · Score: 1

    I just point out how your post is semantically just plain wrong, and you go on a victory dance. What a twat.

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  67. Re:I think you've proven my point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I just point out how your post is semantically just plain wrong"

    And you were wrong. Crying like a bitch about it doesn't change it, and just proves my point even more effectively. Keep throwing a tantrum while trying to pretend you're not a petulant brat.

    "and you go on a victory dance"

    See above.

    "What a twat."

    Why are you introducing yourself now?

  68. The risk of unlocked iPhones. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Guys, look, even I take my cell phone to work.

    But what does your cell phone talk to? That's a real issue with WiFi-enabled cell phones. I haven't seen a report of this yet, but clearly one could create an iPhone-based attack which looked for vulnerable WiFi networks and attacked them. Just carrying an iPhone with unapproved software to a workplace with WiFi creates a security risk. An external attacker might not be able to get inside the building, but with an iPhone as a Trojan horse...

    1. Re:The risk of unlocked iPhones. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Just carrying an iPhone with unapproved software to a workplace with WiFi creates a security risk.

      Just carrying an iPhone deserves a good kicking and confiscation of your designer coffee table and African tribal ornaments...

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  69. Ownership means control ??? by golodh · · Score: 1
    Whatever gives companies the idea they have a moral right to control their network / Internet connection just because they happen to own them?

    Sounds weird to me ... and to most Milennium generation employees.

    As a liberated individual you control whatever you have access to, right? And it's up to those companies to negotiate for whatever they want to happen on their networks, right?

    Besides ... if I can't connect to Skype, Facebook, and Youtube I should be compensated! And I should *always* be able to connect my PDA, my IPod, my USB stick, and my own laptop. So there!

  70. It's all about boundries, and who sets them by Rastl · · Score: 1
    I think the 'entitlement' that everyone refers to is the sense that these young shippersnappers are used to being able to do what they want, when they want, and darn the consequences. Schools no longer teach as units, they 'empower the individual'. [insert noise of exasperation here]

    I've seen these kids come into the workplace, be given a standard workstation, and then spend half their first day customizing it all to heck. No one wants to hear your odd little noise when you get e-mail, even if all your friends think it is a riot. Animated menus vs standard menus? Does it really matter? And that's just the pieces they can modify.

    I've honestly overheard conversations during work hours as the younger folks try to find ways around the various internal update programs that are installed. And these aren't just quick 'Do you know how to do it?' type things. These are hour long rants about how they can't get their slingbox to work over the corporate network so they can watch their shows and how they can't get their chat clients to work due to firewall settings.

    At no time do I hear "They won't let me have Application X to do my job." All I hear is the goodies they want to use on the company computers.

    And that, my friends, is what I mean by boundries and entitlement. They just don't realize that the company is there to make money and they're working to help the company make said money. The company really doesn't care about their social issues during work hours. Or on the company equipment, which is also in place to help the company make money.

  71. Re:I think you've proven my point by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Except "everyone else" doesn't get what you claim, nor ever have.

  72. What I have installed at work by Terrasque · · Score: 1

    Lets see..

    List of stuffs that is not standard on my machine, and that I have installed myself:

    Opera
    Firefox
    BFilter (ad filtering proxy)
    Stickies (http://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/)
    PuTTY (needed for some of my work, and used to connect to my server at home)
    Python (great for automating stuff)
    NX Client
    Notepad2
    VIM
    Gimp
    Sumatra PDF (Because Adobe Reader 6 kills opera and firefox)

    We do not have Administrator access, just ordinary user access, and stuff usually need to be installed under our user directory. Most of those tools are used daily.

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  73. Where's the irony moderation? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Since the poster is essentially complaining about older generations, and really demonstrating his own inflated sense of entitlement...

    It would seem that he is proving, rather than disproving, the point of the article.

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    1. Re:Where's the irony moderation? by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      We are entitled to the same rights and freedoms that every other generation has had. Did you have a mandatory curfew at 10pm every night that was enforced by the city? Older gens seem to think that we are the ones causing all of life's little problems when it really is just a result of their little screw ups or their pandering to the squeaky wheel. Do you really think a curfew at 10pm is going to stop teenagers from joining gangs? I mean...in the 60's and 70's all that generation did was eat, drink, do drugs, and have sex. And in our generation we are being limited to death by rules that don't even make sense. Point in case, my university has banned bicycles from campus because one person ALMOST hit the chancellor in a golf cart...keyword almost. When was the last time you were hit by a bike?

    2. Re:Where's the irony moderation? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Did you have a mandatory curfew at 10pm every night that was enforced by the city?
      As a matter of fact, yes. Children out past curfew without adults could be picked up by the police. Thats been common in the US for a long time. My parents had the same curfew, and the same curfew siren (also operated by the city) blared every night.

      Do you really think a curfew at 10pm is going to stop teenagers from joining gangs?
      Certainly not. But most crimes involving juveniles are committed after dark. So if you enforce a curfew, you can at least contain the threat somewhat.

      all that generation did was eat, drink, do drugs, and have sex
      Do you honestly believe that nothing of value was accomplished in those 20 years? If that was really all that happened, then wouldn't one expect at least a dip in population expansion, from all the drunks that would be crashing cars and the children that would be stillborn from drug-addicted parents?

      Its no wonder people characterize members of your generation as whiners. You have no respect for your elders. What else do you feel entitled to? I'm sure you'll let us know...
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    3. Re:Where's the irony moderation? by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      Of course I dont think that...I was citing generalities from the days of the hippies because it is easier to generalize. I respect my elders, and I know they have alot to teach me. But I dont respect the aging population at large, and there is a difference. It is the same reason that a person is smart and people are dumb. Most people, at least the ones on slashdot are educated and intelligent and made pretty smart choices with their lives. Unfortunately at-large, the older generation wants us to support them. The Social security problem, (and in the US) the national healthcare issue, the subprime lending rate crisis...all those are based on bad choices made by the older generation. And although I would like to support my grandparents, why should I support everyone elses? For what reason should I have to pay for everyone else? If this was an ideal world and I had the money to throw away to support them, sure I would do it. But I dont. And neither does my entire generation. Statistics are always proving that the young are ______. So everything costs more for us. How do you expect us to pay for you (which is what you are asking us to do in the next 5-10 years) when we have a hard enough time paying for ourselves. The credit crunch is your mistake. Smart people don't buy on credit unless they have to, and even then they know they can pay it back. Government bailouts for subprime owners? Why? Didn't you read the contract or know what variable intrests rates are? Investing in the future is a personal choice. If you dont do it then you screwed up. Neither I nor should anyone else have to suffer for your mistakes. I'm sorry I dont feel entitled to bail you out of mistakes. But for why we complain, we are seeing budget cuts to the education sector by the government to compensate for horrible spending of the legislatures. Why do our futures (possibly) have to suffer so that you can make the sidewalk look a little cleaner? Wouldn't education be the last place you look for money? And thats why we are mad, because it isn't the last place they are looking...its one of the first...and because we really have no power, its like taking candy from a baby.

    4. Re:Where's the irony moderation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are talking about the US, then you are full of shit. I know this from a past experience when I was a teenager and hanging out with some friends late at night. For some reason or other (I don't recall why), we got into a discussion with a police officer who was patrolling the town. The question of "curfew" came up and he said "Absolutely not. There is no curfew. Do you know why? Because it's unconstitutional".

      If you live outside of the US, then perhaps you have a curfew, but in the US such a thing could only legally be applied if martial law were declared.

  74. Please... by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    I'm in my mid 20's and am low man on the totem pole where I work. Sick day today so you guys can't rip on me for Slashdotting at work.

    During the course of a normal business day I barely get a chance to sit down or take a lunch break; let alone fuck with the rarely-used computer at my desk. My company likes to handle tech support in a face-to face manner. So I'm running around the building all day fixing things on other people's computers. I just find it hilarious that others my age and in my profession have that much time on their hands.

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  75. Putty by lazy_nihilist · · Score: 1

    Allow me to use Putty and don't use a whitelist firewall. Thats all I need :-)

  76. Look at the sheer lunacy of this article! by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    They pose an increasing risk because they'll use all their devices on your company's network, but they're more security aware than older employees?

    That's such an oxymoron. It's like the article is likening using open-source and social software with snorting coke off a dead hooker's tits. Oh, but they won't sleep with the hooker!

    I strongly disagree!

    I've rarely seen anyone under 40 install bonzii buddy or webshots and other such spywares on their office computer. The majority of work comes from fixing the security snafus of older employees. I just don't see how using firefox and pidgin can be a more of a security risk than IE and AOL.

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  77. runas /savecred by Dareth · · Score: 1

    You can create a runas link with a /savecred flag. You manually type the password once, and it remembers the passwor d for later use. No need to include it in the cmd line or in a bat file.

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    1. Re:runas /savecred by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea, but the user can exploit that; i.e. "runas /savecred cmd" and get an Administrator shell, or "runas /savecred regedit" and can wreak havoc.

      Sudo at least will let you limit which commands a user can run as root.

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    2. Re:runas /savecred by MoonlightSeraphim · · Score: 1

      and I thought we were talking about Windows here -_-;;

    3. Re:runas /savecred by Nimey · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:runas /savecred by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Or you just create a scheduled task. Password gets saved, as safe as Windows ever saves a password (hopefully Windows creates a kerberos keytab or something similar, I've never checked though). You can run it on demand. If you change anything, you have to re-enter the password. I can't think of a more secure and convenient way to do it.

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  78. younguns by Sczi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have one of them there younguns on my network (receptionist), and she managed to install random crapware onto a terminal server on 3 separate occasions. I don't know how she does it, because it's locked down fairly tight, but I'm sure it's from myspace or whatever friendster clone the kids are using these days. Anyway, she's off the terminal server and running a local Linux now. Her manager wanted me to lock her down to where she couldn't do anything, but I felt bad for her, since reception isn't such a stellar job to begin with. Plus, she's kind of wild and not too discreet, so I sometimes get to see some boobies on her screen, heh. Good times, good times. I actually covered for her the first two times and just cleaned up her mess as quick as I could, but on the third one, her manager started getting popups saying such and such dll wouldn't load, and the dll supposedly existed in the receptionists home directory. I couldn't do much about that one..

  79. First sensible thing you've written by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    In a few days, if come back and re-read this thread, I think you'll realize that generally you've come across as a self-righteous complainer. Frankly, until I read this post, I'd pretty much written you off as twerp with an entitlement mentality. Pays to keep reading, I guess.

    If you take a moment to think about it, you'll realize that most people feel like they've gotten the short end of it--just like you do. Us whiney middle-aged guys had problems back in that day, too. Problems that seemed just as big to us as yours do to you.

    Take it from someone just a few years older than yourself: stop worrying about what your life situation "should be" and dig in to make it what it can be. Strike out and find somewhere that your skills are appreciated, find a job you enjoy and can take pride in, and move on. Do your best to put aside your anger (however justified) and move on with your life. ANyone can complain about how life's unfair (and life IS unfair, there's no way around that) -- only a few can rise above their circumstances and choose to move on.

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    1. Re:First sensible thing you've written by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

      The only reason we complain is that scales are tipped away from us because of our age...as if age has something to do with experience or wisdom. Only fools believe age is a measure of something. And yes we are doing our best, but with the information revolution we are finding that things are changing much quicker than we can change our circumstances to adapt to them. But the issue here is money. The young don't have salaries and we can only work so many hours in a week...summer jobs don't actually pay for anything anymore. I cant even pay for 3 weeks of tuition using every one of my paycheck in the summer. Its not that we have to pay for it is why we complain, but is that it is unreasonable to be essentially entrapped by the hiring system of companies (i.e. no one hires anyone without a degree so we have to get one).

  80. If you want Ridiculous... by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

    I got told once that by me changing the toolbars in explorer in my own profile I was "changing the configuration of the computer, and therefore violating company policy". With a straight face. Yeah, I didn't stay long.

    I'm now a network & system admin for one of the largest and most successful companies in IT. If you don't like where you work, move and quit bitching. If you're good, they'll convince you to stay.

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  81. fault the system, not the user by Tom · · Score: 1

    and half admit to installing unauthorized software on their employer's computers. And if your system allows them to do that, you carry 90% of the responsibility.

    First rule of security design is always to make undesired actions either impossible, or at least very difficult and very obviously against the rules.

    Half of the time that companies whine about their employees running unauthorized software, there are very few barriers in place to, you know, prevent them from doing that, maybe?

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  82. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

    I can tell you from my experience in the UK (I've lived in the UK for about 4 years, coming form Mexico) is that you people over here have it really easy. Shit, people can just stop working and the government will pay them money. "spare some change mate?" you see people selling the "big issue" and then they go to cash their check to get beer. That is being poor in this country. Let me tell you, you do not know what the fuck you are talking about.

    When did abuse become Insightful? Try spending a week on the streets in winter, in the pouring rain and then tell me the homeless have it easy. If you're worried about them spending the money on alcohol, buy them a fucking coffee instead, or go help out in a soup kitchen.

    The wealth divide in the UK is widening, there are fewer women directors of companies than ten years ago, we helped start an illegal war just recently, so there are plenty of things to complain about. Just because some places have things worse, does not mean I am going to keep quiet.

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  83. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by __aawkdb2598 · · Score: 1

    Enough to learn that your question and its answer are meaningless. Suffice it to say that I've done and I've been and in some cases still am.
    Beautiful.
  84. Re: Then the Boomer arguement is backwards by colinnwn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe... just maybe... you have a point. But if so, the boomer generation should emphatically NOT be saying Gen X and Millenials are lazy self-entitled pansies. Instead Boomers should be saying - We're sorry, we collected more intergenerational economic rents than we should have, and kept doing it for too long. We are the arrogant and greedy generation. Now that we are "rich" on our children, grand children, and great-grand-children's backs, how can we transfer some of that wealth back to later generations and ease your transition into economic sustainability?

  85. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kthx

  86. Re:I think you've proven my point by randomtask2005 · · Score: 1

    I see...so its ok to have to suffer for your screw ups? You think you are entitled to a tax cut. Well I think you aren't. You haven't given us any money that supports the college education that we are "entitled" to. Do you honestly think that public high schools are "entitlements"? You got it too...so aren't you "entitled"? Why should I support your tax cut that you are "entitled" to. I'm pretty sure that the American dream didn't start with "after you pay your $50,000 college loan". I'm pretty damn sure I work alot harder learning at college and doing problem sets than you do at your job. After all, the average worker screws around for 2 hours a day. Well I'm in class for 20 hours a week and then I'm doing homework for another 30. Seems like I'm "entitled" to a tax cut or an education grant since I "work" more than you? Does that logic sound familiar? Oh, and just so you know thinking you are above someone just because you are older is ENTITLEMENT DUMBASS.

  87. Re:I think you've proven my point by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 0, Troll

    Um, if you're responding to my post, could you try taking your meds first, then try again?

    If you're not responding to me, then why are you responding to me?

    I really don't see what your point is, since ll you did was throw out straw men (look it up, you have no idea what it means) and insult people.

    Any chance you could try again and leave the logical fallacies, insults, and total lack of coherent thought out?

  88. This is the quality of thought that we deal with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought I would share, the AC most of you are ignoring posted the following

    "You lose your bet to a degree. Not stupid, you belong with the freaking selfish baby boomer assholes. Just because you claim to be born in 1978 (hey, on the internet no-one knows you're a dog, right?) doesn't mean shit. You're a relic, a dinosaur.

    You think you're entitled to MY oxygen? All we want is the same as everyone before us got - that which is OUR RIGHT. Sure, call it entitlement, but only as far as you're entitled to keep breathing."

    How can I refute such a quality argument?

    First though

    "You lose your bet to a degree"

    No I don't. As your idiot self said "Just because you claim to be born in 1978 (hey, on the internet no-one knows you're a dog, right?)". So you're not the original AC. Prove otherwise or fuck off.

    Second, I would hope that the AC who actually posted originally wouldn't be such a pathetic basement dwelling loser that they would keep attacking me instead of considering they were wrong.

    Of course you could be that kind of basement dwelling loser, so if you are, please let me know so I can admit you won the bet.

  89. Re:I think you've proven my point by pastpolls · · Score: 1

    You need to focus on reading comprehension. I did not say I was bitter about my student loans or my taxes. Those things are the cost of my lifestyle... the one I chose.

  90. Re:I think you've proven my point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and then you claim victory when he throws the tantrum which you baited him into."

    FUCK YOU. Seriously.

    That is exactly the kind of thinking that allows people to avoid being responsible for their actions.

    I didn't goad his ass into ANYTHING. If he is incapable of controlling himself, he shouldn't be posting. His "tantrum" comes from his childishness and lack of self control, so blaming it on me is moronic on its face. He got pissy because he was wrong, nothing else.

    People are responsible for their own actions when they become adults. You and OP may learn that when you get there, but until then, fuck off. Your willingness to blame anyone but OP for that loser's inability to engage in dialog is a clear indicator that your opinion is worthless.

  91. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by bjorniac · · Score: 1

    So his generation is people born 1970-1995, say, and the generation before would be 1945-1970 (post war generation = 'baby boomers'). When you do the math right, you find that he could have entered university after 1988 up to and including now (and for a few years). Hence previous generation. There isn't one generation for every year, you know.

  92. So what? by Thaelon · · Score: 1

    I happen to be one of these "young people", so forgive me if I'm unable to remain objective here.

    But going from "us[ing] your corporate network to run most any device, technology or social networking software they can get their hands on" does not automatically equate to "Pose[ing an] Increasing Risk to Networks". It's a loaded phrase to begin with and portrays young people as literally connecting any device they can find to the network for no reason whatsoever. Here we actually have more problems caused by older folks. Most of the kids know how to troubleshoot their own "most any device". And personally? I hate myspace and facebook. The only social network I care about at the moment is LinkedIn and it's very low maintenance.

    The very story title belies a failure to understand security. The network itself is unimportant. It's what's connected to it that matters. But the headline made it obvious that the submitter is not even aware of this distinction.

    I could (and have) just easily described older IT folks as pointlessly draconian for no reason.

    Show me the research that conclusively equates networking sites or personal devices directly to security risk. Hell, show me that there's any benefit at all to expiring passwords or blanket bans on personal equipment. Most of the major security breeches I've read about were due to leaving a non-personal laptop full of information somewhere it could be stolen. Not personal devices [cue dramatic music] "connected to the network". I would guess 95% of all employees here have "personal devices" "connected to the network" up to and including the CEO. iPods are scary!

    It's not the device connected to the network that matters, it's the person using it. If you don't trust the person to responsibly use personal devices at work, then why do you trust them to use company property? Both likely grant the same level of access to information that should be protected. What difference does it make if they connect an iPod?

    I know two developers here that work on personal machines and both are older than me!

    If you ask me this article is full of bias and fail - and admittedly, so does this post, but at least I don't try to hide it.

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  93. I call bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was born before 1980 and I am starting a second career. Last time around paying my dues meant an entry-level salary (that could actually support me) and actual experience and mentoring, even though I only had a high school education. (And compared to my peers, I had a relatively shitty employer.)

    Starting out now means an 'internship' where I'll work for less than minimum wage for the privilege of fetching coffee for people making more than market. Nevermind that I have higher education now (4.0, decent school, BS, going for masters). Nevermind that I have experience working. Nevermind my excellent references (which most employers never even bother to call). Nevermind that they talk about me doing IT (where I have years of experience), but don't want to pay me anything for it. (There are exceptions. My wife's company gives kids everything on a silver platter - people with years of experience don't get what they offer there, but then again they're a startup with shitloads of VC.)

    I had one employer offer me a position where I would do IT stuff (where I already have experience) for what was obviously an empty promise of experience in my second field, a salary below minimum, stock options (that I could not possibly afford to buy out given the salary) for a 90-day temporary position.

    AFAICT, it's a feedback loop where employees were burned by employers (loyalty means nothing anymore) so employees have no loyalty which means employers are better off hiring experience than creating it. The end result is that people without experience are much, much worse off than they used to be.

  94. Young Employees Pose Increasing Risk to Spelling by sailorlula · · Score: 1

    It's spelled 'Millennials.'

  95. Those damn teenagers! by jimmux · · Score: 1

    This article reminds me of my network security lecturer. He never used words like "hacker", it was always "teenagers". The man-in-the-middle was always referred to as "the teenager", for example. I was never really sure if he was trying to be funny or if he had some unresolved personal issues.

  96. Well put, good sir! by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1
    This is one of the best, honest, pieces of advice I've read on slashdot in a good long while.


    For the record, I'm 23 and somewhere between your attitude (read: good days) and the OP's (read: bad days, putting out fires that I didn't create, which were the results of fires I did create, so I can get to putting out my own fires).

    Lately I've started to take on the mentality that I'm going to do my best in spite of, and sometimes to spite, myself. At the end of the day, I just want to own my technical domain; I want to beat the living crap out of it and own it in every regard, with or without recognition. I've found myself so much more 'free' when I don't expect recognition and I'm only doing it for myself, my principles, and love of the field.
    Except when I'm stuck programming VBA. I hate VBA and Access databases. Someone else can own them.

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  97. Re:I think you've proven my point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because you're such a fucking moron. Anything you don't want to let others have is "entitlement". FUCK YOU. It's MY RIGHT to free healthcare. MY RIGHT to higher education. Just because you call it "entitlement" doesn't make it so, any more so than you're "entitled" to your rights.

    Any chance you could grow a brain before continuing?

  98. My 2 (lessening) cents by otomo_1001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, I am 26 and fit into this category.

    I am a unix (solaris, aix, linux) systems administrator and my job is being the darth vader of unix land essentially. That being said, yes, I installed unauthorized software on my windows workstation.

    The software? Firefox, putty, cygwin, gvim, winscp.

    Un-authorized? Sort of, but only if I can't prove it doesn't apply to my job. If your policy doesn't allow people to install tools they know to be useful to their job, your policy is wrong. Now since I am an admin of sorts, i can understand the iron fist reasoning for tracking what is installed and where. But the same reason I need putty is the same reason I as an admin can't sit there and easily judge if user xyz really needs app foo.

    A chat client? Yeah, good luck convincing me on that, but installing emacs or gvim to edit files? As long as you ask beforehand why not? Then I know, and more importantly I know who installed app xyz. Isn't IT supposed to be a cooperative venture and not adversarial?

    I can't imagine I am alone being my age and with this attitude here. But whatever, flame away.

  99. Re:Young Employees Pose Increasing Risk to Spellin by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    actully its spelt millennials becuz the 20-somethings have not discovered the shift key on there keybds yet nor punctuashun or how to spell props not to mention the mndlss abbrevn lol chat l8r

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  100. While we're on the subject of you Millennials... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    ...your music totally SUCKS also!

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  101. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    Without wishing to generalise too much, I spend a lot of time over in Spain and deal with a lot of South Americans at work - yes, you Latinos probably have a heap less money than we Brits do but you seem a whole lot happier and content for it, in most cases anyway.

    And whilst I agree with you about the benefits system in the UK is "easy", the fact is that there are several million British shirkers out there sat on their backsides in front of the TV all day spending their "dole" money on cigarettes and booze, never once considering getting a job and actually putting something back into the system.

    That means that a lot of honest, hard-working people like me get stung by endless stealth taxes in order to pay for those lazy bastards because the fact is we're an easy target because we haven't got the guts to rise up and do anything about it.

    I have nothing against immigrants to the UK (my father was one and I'm only half-English although born here) but where is the sense in a system that pays dole money to native citizens while hundreds of thousands of (mainly East European) migrants come here and fill up all of the empty jobs? And what really gets my back up are the loud-mouthed racist Brits who drone on about immigrants are usually *THE VERY SAME* people drawing dole money???

    In my experience, you Latinos seem to be far more adept at just accepting things as being the way that they are and still just get on and have the best time possible....

    ...which is why I personally cannot wait to get pretty much fluent in Spanish, quit my job once and for all, leave this grey, rainy nanny-state of ours and spend the rest of my life somewhere warmer where people know how to enjoy themselves and *NOT* stab each other in the face with broken bottles...

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  102. Conspiracy Theory??? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    an upcoming survey from Symantec and Applied Research-West

    Has anyone considered the possibiity of a conspiracy theory here?

    After all, anyone with a few years experience in the IT industry soon realises that Symantec products are bloated pieces of overpriced crap that do absolutely nothing apart from stealing CPU cycles and forcing you into a subscription program that is virtually impossible to leave.

    Therefore, by furthering the cause of a younger generation of people into the IT industry, not only do they have a multitude of spotty oiks who only peer up from their mobile phones/iWanks into the real world for a maximum of five minutes per day, but also an entire generation of Apple/Nokia-worshipping zealots who can be easily subverted into worshipping another false god at the "Temple Of Norton" also?

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  103. idiots. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    dude, if you need to get something done at work and their retarded bass-ackwards network doesn't do it for you, then plug something in and get the job done! that's what it's there for. any idiot who thinks that's bad is an idiot.

    1. Re:idiots. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      Your sig is redundant... anyone who starts a post with "dude" and a total lac of capitalisation must be a Mac owner... it's the LAW!!!

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  104. Eh by chrylis · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one's said it yet...

    But somebody get those hooligans off my LAN!

  105. Re:I think you've proven my point by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's right - you're an ass. If I saw my parents' generation reap the benefits of free education and dentistry, then stop paying for it when they got old, I'd be pissed too. It's not entitlement to expect the same deal the previous generation got. If it is, then the behavior of the boomers is just rapacious, which makes entitlement downright civilized.

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  106. Re:I think you've proven my point by rhendershot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    mod parent up. it's not a troll it's the clearest explanation of the problem with the OP in the thread.

    Things change. I don't treat my youngest son exactly the same, nor provide for him exactly the same, as I did his older brothers. Partly because he's different, partly because our environment is different, partly because *I'm* different.

    I'm guessing the OP is old enough to vote. Part of the problem then?

    Damburger- as to respect. If you require every interaction to prove deserving of respect then you'll forever wander a lost zone where nothing is real. You sense this and you call it cynicism. It is not. It's just simple misanthropy.

  107. In other news... by jpm242 · · Score: 1

    Older employees are more likely to forget their passwords, hence locking themselves out of the network.

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  108. Fundamental flaw in your reasoning by The13thSin · · Score: 1

    While I don't 100% disagree with what you tried to argue, there is a fundamental flaw in your reasoning.

    Let me illustrate:
    Let's say we have 3 countries, country 1 is piss poor, country 2 is moderately wealthy and country 3 has all the shit it could ever wish for. Now a person living could complain about "meh, we have free basic healthcare but no dentical care!". Another person, living in country 2 could argue "don't bitch, at least you have free basic healthcare!"... but then a peson from country 1 could say "wth, you both are idiots... you can have a decent meal tonight!"...

    What I'm saying is that, just because UK has a better health system than the US, doesn't mean one can't be critical about its spending or priorities. I live in the Netherlands, and we have excellent healthcare system, one almost all countries could only dream about, but does that mean we can't be critical on how that or other money is spend?

    You can't argue "stop whining cos you have it easy" if you are able to connect to slashdot and post a comment... cos the same goes for you... and anyone else for that matter. There will always be someone who is worse of than you... so f-ing what? That's not an argument, it's a diversion.

    Anyway, I'm a CEO of up and coming company here and while I like money like everyone else, I more than gladly share my income with the state so that other less fortunate people can eat tomorrow and sleep somewhere dry tonight. And regardless, in the Netherlands the education system has been changed from "state pays for it all" to "you will be in big debts when you are done" just like the UK and I don't support that policy one bit... just like GP.

    There is nothing wrong with being critical, regardless of your current state of wealth or that of your country.

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    1. Re:Fundamental flaw in your reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't post in user because I moderated in this thread. But huge amount of respect, just for this: "while I like money like everyone else, I more than gladly share my income with the state so that other less fortunate people can eat tomorrow and sleep somewhere dry tonight". Thank god for people like you who don't mind sharing. While I don't live in your country, there are universities in mine where the fees are $50 (and that's for a fairly well-off [1] person like me, the less fortunate[2] get it free) equivalent per semester simply because there are those with the degree of maturity to help contribute.

      [1] My parents weren't, and my father couldn't do his medical degree until such a policy happened. There was a lot of hard work involved, but government paid education ensured that one more doctor entered the railways medical service. So too with my mother. They both joined the same class that year.

      [2] Some of my classmates are from families which could be pushed into destitution with the death of one member, or a simple accident destroying many of their tools. These people would never have had an education, I assure you, at anything near the fees of private colleges here.

      Thank you again. ~
  109. Re:I think you've proven my point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) if you're going to post AC, why bother referencing your own posts in the first person?
    2) you goaded him into it. You reframed his argument and then refused to listen to his point of clarification. Yeah, so he called you a dipshit. Yeah, so you were calling him personally a spoiled brat, when the argument was about his generation and he made valid points. You know, that's the kind of behavior i would have expected from a member of 'his generation'.
    3) you're now also a hypocrite. keep going and maybe we'll find something we can convict you of, too..

  110. Book to read on the subject by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    You should read a book on this very subject called Age of Abundance by Brink Lindsey. It's fascinating.

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  111. Re:This is the quality of thought that we deal wit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And so you refuted none of it? That's what I thought. Fucking moron.

  112. Re:I think you've proven my point by bjorniac · · Score: 1

    Exactly - all the guy's asking for is the same deal that his parents generation got. They refuse this to him and to add insult to injury, call him spoiled in the process! If that's entitlement, then god help us all for being so "entitled" as to demand equal treatment.

  113. Re:fuck load easier? was:Re:Funny that by anthonys_junk · · Score: 1

    One of the best posts I have seen in a long time, thanks. +1 imaginary mod points.

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  114. Generational Suicide by Slasher1981 · · Score: 1

    Many studies are geared to mark younger generations as less able in the market place. I believe that older generations like the hippies and yuppies have been targeted the same way in their younger years. I hope that we can stop this nonsense and treat people as individuals.

  115. re: investment banks by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Sure - but you're a special case. Same goes for almost all military sites I'm aware of. The banking industry is highly regulated. They're concerned about more than just some employee using "unauthorized" software and crashing a PC, or creating/saving files on the network share that nobody else can open or view properly. They have a very real concern that someone might slip software in the environment that's designed to steal or leak out financial information.

  116. What were the exact questions they asked? by gr8scot · · Score: 1

    In particular, I'm curious about #4, "Right to Choose Software." I just find it very hard to imagine anybody, even today's brats with their dumbed-down SATs and resulting inflated scores, answering "yes" to the question "Do you believe you have the right to use the software of your choice on your work computer, regardless of its source?" I suspect leading questions, dishonestly summarized for your reading enjoyment.

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  117. Re:I think you've proven my point by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    "It's MY RIGHT to free healthcare. MY RIGHT to higher education. Just because you call it "entitlement" doesn't make it so, any more so than you're "entitled" to your rights."

    That kind of thinking explains why you posted AC.

    "Just because you call it "entitlement" doesn't make it so"

    And just because you call it a right doesn't make it so.

    "Any chance you could grow a brain before continuing?"

    Any chance you're going to come up with an argument that isn't "I want it I want it I want it, I'm going to crybaby and call names until I get it WAHHHHHHHH!!!"?

  118. Maybe, but I'm right by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    "He's right - you're an ass."

    And he's a whiny. petulant brat with a grossly out of proportion sense of entitlement.

    "If I saw my parents' generation reap the benefits of free education and dentistry, then stop paying for it when they got old, I'd be pissed too"

    Please point to any post where I said being "pissed" about that is a problem? You don't seem to understand what "sense of entitlement" means.

    "It's not entitlement to expect the same deal the previous generation got. "

    Actually, that is EXACTLY what it means, and saying "nuh uh" repeatedly doesn't change that.

    "If it is,"

    Oh it is, but I thought you just said it wasn't? Make up your mind.

    "then the behavior of the boomers is just rapacious, which makes entitlement downright civilized."

    That's just stupid. Someone else gets something you don't, so acting like a brat is "civilized"? A spoiled brat might think so, which explains why you think that way.

  119. How fucking stupid are yuo? by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    "If that's entitlement, then god help us all for being so "entitled" as to demand equal treatment."

    You're not demanding equal treatment moron. You're not demanding all the negatives, you're just bitching because you don't get all the positives.

    Get it? I know you don't, but you need to try.

    That's not equal treatment, and your inability to understand that goes a long way toward explaining why you have such an inappropriate sense of entitlement.

    1. Re:How fucking stupid are yuo? by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      So stupid you can't spell you?

      I want the exact same thing that the previous generation got. No more, no less. That's not entitlement, but I guess you can't see that from your vantage point of the inside of your lower intestine.

      Guess us black people shouldn't have demanded our "entitlement" to freedom, same as whites, right? After all, we weren't demanding the negatives like scurvy, so obviously it was entitlement.

  120. Thanks for wasting your mod points dumbass by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 0, Troll

    It didn't change my karma one bit. It did, however, reinforce how badly I got into your head. It must suck to know you can't out debate me and you can't mod me away, so you have to sit there in anonymous shame knowing I crushed you.

  121. Re:This is the quality of thought that we deal wit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fucking moron."

    Mea Culpa, thanks for signing your post, you do appear to be the original AC.

    "And so you refuted none of it?"

    Why refute it AGAIN? I'd already shut you the fuck up with my previous refutation AC, that's why your loser ass descended to AC-ville, I shut you the fuck up and you resorted to insults.

  122. Re:This is the quality of thought that we deal wit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again, no argument, no refutation. You really don't have a leg to stand on, do you?

  123. Re:I think you've proven my point by bjorniac · · Score: 1

    Oh, here you are again, internet tough guy, hacking at the ACs. You go girl. This guy has a point - it was considered a right in the UK. Now that right has been taken away. And you have no argument. Again.

  124. More fun for you! by pxc · · Score: 1

    Chase them down with wifi scanning software and a Palm or smartphone. It's like playing Marco-Polo at work. Actually, it _is_ playing Marco-Polo at work.

  125. Apparently the answer is "very" by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1


    "I want the exact same thing that the previous generation got. No more, no less."

    You're a liar.

    "Guess us black people shouldn't have demanded our "entitlement" to freedom, same as whites, right? "

    I see, you really are stupid, I was just using it as an epithet, but you apparently are a moron. If you want what they had, "No more, no less." then you're going to get lynchings. Please give me your address so I can come over and give you what you want.

    "So stupid you can't spell you?"

    I would much rather that be what you choose to attack, as it makes it clear you can't refute anything else in my argument. OOOH you so got me, I made a typo.

    Meanwhile, the best argument you can come up with doesn't even make sense and has been crushed by me repeatedly. I made a typo, and you're intellectually incapable if forwarding a coherent argument.

    I'll take a typo all fucking day, as I can use spellcheck, sadly for you though, there's no "idiotic post check" to prevent you from displaying your stupidity in public.

    1. Re:Apparently the answer is "very" by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      "If you want what they had, "No more, no less." then you're going to get lynchings. Please give me your address so I can come over and give you what you want."

      OK, tough guy. 19 Winchester Rd, Oxford, UK. See you whenever you like. Seriously, do you have trouble tying your shoe laces? You might need to do that before you come over.

    2. Re:Apparently the answer is "very" by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're either the liar I said you were or dumber than I said you were.

      Not much good in that scenario either way for you.

    3. Re:Apparently the answer is "very" by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Ah, no follow through. Just like I thought. I believe I just proved you the liar - you said you'd come, now you won't? Nice one tough guy.

    4. Re:Apparently the answer is "very" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO you idiots are still arguing about this? Bjern give it up, moron. Kein is a total douche with no idea of the real world, and your stupid for arguing with the fool.

  126. I guess the answer is "no" by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    "Now that right has been taken away."

    Rights are inherent. They can't be "taken away". So either you still have it, or it wasn't a right.

    You decide which situation you want to admit to and thus be a liar, I'll wait.

    "And you have no argument. Again."

    Sorry, but "They had it and I don't, and I want it" isn't much of an argument either genius, and I destroyed your idiotic attempt to claim the entitlements you're whining about were rights.

    So you have no argument, but you're also a liar. And even assuming I have no argument, that's still puts me ahead of you.

    The problem is, and you're apparently very stupid not to realize this, I NEVER CLAIMED IN ANY WAY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THOSE THINGS YOU'RE WHINING ABOUT. Go ahead slut, check. Re-read the posts you're too stupid to understand, and you'll realize it's true.

    What I said, FROM THE BEGINNING is that whining like a bitch about it like you and others have make you appear entitled, which people find distasteful.

    See, you were just too stupid to understand it, it was there the whole time. Perhaps if you spent more time reading for comprehension and less time blathering about what you want, you'd have avoided looking like a fucking moron. Again.

    See now dumbass?

    It's not "you shouldn't have them" it "whining like a 4 year old about not having them makes you look like a cunt".

    Which you do.

    1. Re:I guess the answer is "no" by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Haha, rights can't be taken away. OK Mr semantics, how's your right to a fair trial going if you're in GTMO? How's your right to bear arms going if I take your gun away. Rights can't be taken away. Thanks, haven't laughed this much in weeks.

      You should have your own show.

    2. Re:I guess the answer is "no" by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Of course you're right. No one should ever complain. We should just take it up the ass like you want us to. How dare we be so uppity as to demand our rights and complain when they're denied to us. How terrible.

      Get a brain implant. No-one ever got what they wanted by sitting quietly and not complaining. Even Ghandi complained.

    3. Re:I guess the answer is "no" by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

      I'll take that as your admission that your argument is failing.

      It was fun shutting you the fuck up, chump.

    4. Re:I guess the answer is "no" by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

      "Of course you're right."

      You could have just saved yourself the trouble and done this from the start.

      "No one should ever complain."

      Hey straw man, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID MORON. Your reading skils are deteriorating as your argument gets destroyed. I doubt it's a coincidence.

      "No-one ever got what they wanted by sitting quietly and not complaining. Even Ghandi complained."

      Get a reading teacher twat, I never said don't complain. Apparently you're too stupid to understand degrees of behavior.

    5. Re:I guess the answer is "no" by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Nope, that's pretty much it - if we complain about this we're whiners because we don't want to be lynched. Your own words. Nice knowing that you're a moron.

      You have no argument. You have no point. You're just repeating the same tired insults, nothing new, and you've been shown to be wrong by myself and others.

      Come back (or come find me, like you said you would) when you have a point worth making.

    6. Re:I guess the answer is "no" by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Er no. I and others have proven you wrong EVERYWHERE there is here, and you've got nothing. You haven't refuted anything I've said, rather you've actually confirmed it. When you don't have a refutation, you resort to insults. It's pathetic, and I pity you.

      Hey, it's not my fault your parents generation didn't pay for you to go to a good school, but I do feel sorry for you.