Is this the same Blackhat convention that the FBI asked for hacker help in fighting the internet mob with the bullshit line of better relationships? They could build better relationships by releasing the hackers they have in the cage who tried to help them in the past. It seems when you cross the path of rodents from other countries and turn them in instead of the FBI investigating the rodents you become the focus of their attention. There is no innocent until proven guilty with those bastards, no thank you American Patriot. It's just kick the door down at 3am.
AlienSlave
As a guest I was treated to the local past time of T/G (Toad Golf). It went like this after a very hard day of laying around in the shade someone brought in the Isuzu pickup filled to bed's capacity with ice and beer. In the front lot, (they have no grass lawn) is a wobbly pole with an extension cord and light bulb hanging from it. This pole is stuck into the center of a large truck tire. As the sun sets Melroy McKinnen plugs in the cord and we all select a golf club of our choice and begin to drink the beer. Soon bugs are swarming the light bulb the children are using tennis rackets and swatting at large beetles this goes on until the shout of hold on mate its mine! Thus starts a full nights fun of swatting Toads drawn to the light and the buzzing of bugs with golf clubs. The point system is not how well you can drop a toad into the tire holding up the pole but how well you can chip the gooey past the pole into your mate on the other side.
Ok It's my fault you gringo humanoid. The mother ship is in fixed orbit over India and we have been patched into their communication satellite listening in on the chatter. On the day in question I pulled the violet lever and pushed the blue button this discharged the holding tanks. Sorry I'll be more careful next time it's push the yellow button and pull the chrome lever to flush then wash all appendages with disinfectant. AlienSlave
It always comes down to some personal Asshat with an ego. After all information is run through the system the truth is set before this stooge for the final endorsement. He looks back down the line of college degrees, professional technicians, and other assorted wizards that it took to put the paper in his hand and realizes how many ass sucking things he did to get his job and what kind of shmuck he is. So just to show who's in charge he dumps the paper and writes up his own. AlienSlave
Attracted to light? Dig a pit several meters across and a few deep line it with pongee sticks or broken beer bottles then hang a light over it at night. AlienSlave
I can see my little padawan learner that you are close to understanding the light saber, but to become a Jedi you must build it then your training will be complete.
AlienSlave
Exactly! Has a good story line, good humor, insightful, entertaining, and some times even educational. That's why my mom lets me come here to hang out. AlienSlave
These sneaky slimy gooey crudge mudgons are slowly warming up the earth, and oh, HELL NO! melting the polar ice caps. We are lost. They will flood the world and seek us out! Hey I have a very good computer system that I'll trade for some rope and those spiky climbing shoes; you know the ones I mean......... don't you please? AlienSlave
Evolution is believable G.W. Bush is the closest apparition of the missing link every one has been looking for. But then that cast doubts upon the theory of natural selection. This then puts us into the camp of Intelligent Design. Again our apparition is casting doubts and upsetting theory here also.
AlienSlave
Flying through space isn't like dusting crops boy. Without precise calculations we'd fly through a star or pass too close to a back hole..........Chewy slap him. AlienSlav>)
(and the argument by Bush that he is protecting the homeland is hogwash)
I know who my neighbors are and my neighbors know who I am, We no longer know who our congressman is. The only terrorist in our hood is the 9 year old kid that never seems to sleep at night. Come this November we will all Know who everyone is again. AlienSlav>)
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Is this the same Blackhat convention that the FBI asked for hacker help in fighting the internet mob with the bullshit line of better relationships? They could build better relationships by releasing the hackers they have in the cage who tried to help them in the past. It seems when you cross the path of rodents from other countries and turn them in instead of the FBI investigating the rodents you become the focus of their attention. There is no innocent until proven guilty with those bastards, no thank you American Patriot. It's just kick the door down at 3am. AlienSlave
As a guest I was treated to the local past time of T/G (Toad Golf). It went like this after a very hard day of laying around in the shade someone brought in the Isuzu pickup filled to bed's capacity with ice and beer. In the front lot, (they have no grass lawn) is a wobbly pole with an extension cord and light bulb hanging from it. This pole is stuck into the center of a large truck tire. As the sun sets Melroy McKinnen plugs in the cord and we all select a golf club of our choice and begin to drink the beer. Soon bugs are swarming the light bulb the children are using tennis rackets and swatting at large beetles this goes on until the shout of hold on mate its mine! Thus starts a full nights fun of swatting Toads drawn to the light and the buzzing of bugs with golf clubs. The point system is not how well you can drop a toad into the tire holding up the pole but how well you can chip the gooey past the pole into your mate on the other side.
Ok It's my fault you gringo humanoid. The mother ship is in fixed orbit over India and we have been patched into their communication satellite listening in on the chatter. On the day in question I pulled the violet lever and pushed the blue button this discharged the holding tanks. Sorry I'll be more careful next time it's push the yellow button and pull the chrome lever to flush then wash all appendages with disinfectant.
AlienSlave
It always comes down to some personal Asshat with an ego. After all information is run through the system the truth is set before this stooge for the final endorsement. He looks back down the line of college degrees, professional technicians, and other assorted wizards that it took to put the paper in his hand and realizes how many ass sucking things he did to get his job and what kind of shmuck he is. So just to show who's in charge he dumps the paper and writes up his own.
AlienSlave
Attracted to light? Dig a pit several meters across and a few deep line it with pongee sticks or broken beer bottles then hang a light over it at night.
AlienSlave
I DIDn't know my girlfriend's mom knew how to operate a robot! AlienSlave
OH come now WWII Japanese soldier still fighting the war, hasn't had a hair cut in a while.
AlienSlave
Simple battery back up, didn't you notice the 10 gauge wire sparking when Obi-wan hot wired the panel? AlienSlave
I can see my little padawan learner that you are close to understanding the light saber, but to become a Jedi you must build it then your training will be complete. AlienSlave
Um...........ah......well try yahoo image search with the filter off and starwars as one word. hehehe yeh chewy DUDE \M/! AlienSlave
One more can an small exploding star fighter create and sustain a huge blossoming fire ball in a vacuum. AlienSlave
MY mom has chest hair. Oh yea and to keep on topic she drinks water too:P
AlienSlave
A family creed, Keep your mortal enemy very, very close, and your family even closer.
AlienSlave
Some people here just don't get it the first and some the second time around. >)
AlienSlave
Exactly! Has a good story line, good humor, insightful, entertaining, and some times even educational. That's why my mom lets me come here to hang out.
AlienSlave
Holy Mother of God!
These sneaky slimy gooey crudge mudgons are slowly warming up the earth, and oh, HELL NO! melting the polar ice caps. We are lost. They will flood the world and seek us out! Hey I have a very good computer system that I'll trade for some rope and those spiky climbing shoes; you know the ones I mean......... don't you please?
AlienSlave
I LOST THREE YEARS IN A PURPLE HAZE IN THE 70's THAT I CANNOT ACCOUNT FOR. OH YEA ET CALL HOME.
AlienSlave
Evolution is believable G.W. Bush is the closest apparition of the missing link every one has been looking for. But then that cast doubts upon the theory of natural selection. This then puts us into the camp of Intelligent Design. Again our apparition is casting doubts and upsetting theory here also. AlienSlave
Flying through space isn't like dusting crops boy. Without precise calculations we'd fly through a star or pass too close to a back hole..........Chewy slap him.
AlienSlav>)
(and the argument by Bush that he is protecting the homeland is hogwash)
I know who my neighbors are and my neighbors know who I am, We no longer know who our congressman is. The only terrorist in our hood is the 9 year old kid that never seems to sleep at night. Come this November we will all Know who everyone is again.
AlienSlav>)
Alice's resturant is exactly 18 1/2 min long Nixon's fav tune back then yup!
AlienSlav>)