Oh I get it. So their sexual inadequacy is that the place where they have all of their sex is inadequte so they buy a bigger car to compensate, and you buy a smaller car to compensate for the inadequte amount of sex you're having ?
The difference it makes is that if you've never had kids then you can only reliably argue half the facts, meaning your argument is flawed from the get-go.
I understand the need to keep an eye on the perverts who pass themselves off as artists, but guys, myself included, routinely joke about checking ID before sleeping with a chick for good reason.
What if we can get rid of leaves and somehow get the roots to product fruit ?
Without the leaves the fruit could be sucked into a vaccuum or sorts because there would be no need for the Co2 for the leaves.
Normally if you held your head over a desk and jumped into the air gravity would would make you crack your head on the desk when you came down. Now, if instead of jumping up you just thrust your head straight down to the desk your head would be in zero gravity and gravity wouldn't cause you to crack your head on the desk.
I for one am interested to see how this plays out, be sure to let us know if you try it.:)
Conviction for tampering with election results should be met with life inprisonment. The scope of things affected by gaming elections warrents nothing less.
Death would be better, but sometimes we get the wrong guy and at least with inprisonment we can let them out of jail and make sure they live well with a fat stack of cash for the rest of their life.
If you want them to get involved in "real" science, let them do "real" things with it. Practical things they would actually get paid for in the "real" world.
Sure you learn a lot from disecting a frog, but I'm still waiting to see a job listing that has frog disection as a skill requirement.
Here's a thought, how about we come to the sad realization that no matter what we do, it's going to happen. It's probably better to browse around with the kids so they can see how we, as role models, react to this surprise content instead of relying on a digital babysitter that's going to undoubtably fail sooner or later anyway.
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And be pretty much guaranteed never to get an office with a window once they find out what that actually entailed.
Yeah because some pimple-faced kid isn't going to get bored and start killing peoples netbooks for fun.
This is an early April Fools day joke right ?
Definately going to remember that one.
Would slavery count as prior art ?
You say, "Honey, I want you to take a good hard look at those, and I want you to remember them, this moment, and this conversation."
That should buy you a few extra years of her not getting knocked up due to the sight of nuts triggering old memories and turning her off.
They'll be able to tell it's not your baby.
Oh I get it. So their sexual inadequacy is that the place where they have all of their sex is inadequte so they buy a bigger car to compensate, and you buy a smaller car to compensate for the inadequte amount of sex you're having ?
Brilliant !
I walk around with a raging boner most of the day.
Nobody notices my netbook.
The difference it makes is that if you've never had kids then you can only reliably argue half the facts, meaning your argument is flawed from the get-go.
Do you have kids ?
Where's the line going to be drawn on that law ?
I understand the need to keep an eye on the perverts who pass themselves off as artists, but guys, myself included, routinely joke about checking ID before sleeping with a chick for good reason.
Well in that case, keeping with the theme of the experiment, I guess now is a good time to say try this at your own risk.
Speak for yourself, I just don't have access to a lab and all of those cool gadgets. :)
What if we can get rid of leaves and somehow get the roots to product fruit ?
Without the leaves the fruit could be sucked into a vaccuum or sorts because there would be no need for the Co2 for the leaves.
There's a way you can find out.
:)
Normally if you held your head over a desk and jumped into the air gravity would would make you crack your head on the desk when you came down. Now, if instead of jumping up you just thrust your head straight down to the desk your head would be in zero gravity and gravity wouldn't cause you to crack your head on the desk.
I for one am interested to see how this plays out, be sure to let us know if you try it.
Well if it makes you feel any better, it took me 3 tries to find the difference between yours and the real title.
Has anyone else ever wondered if it would be possible to grow something almost instantaniously if the conditions were absolutely perfect ?
I would think that plants would grow faster with little to no gravity.
But how much is being wasted on CAPTCHA challenges ?
Don't worry, they'll get to the important stuff like multi-million dollar bonuses for executives soon.
... am looking forward to welcoming our new "Flip That Planet" overlords.
Just wait until someone downloads your song, then, clobber them in the head. You'll probably get off with probation.
Conviction for tampering with election results should be met with life inprisonment. The scope of things affected by gaming elections warrents nothing less.
Death would be better, but sometimes we get the wrong guy and at least with inprisonment we can let them out of jail and make sure they live well with a fat stack of cash for the rest of their life.
If you want them to get involved in "real" science, let them do "real" things with it. Practical things they would actually get paid for in the "real" world.
Sure you learn a lot from disecting a frog, but I'm still waiting to see a job listing that has frog disection as a skill requirement.
Here's a thought, how about we come to the sad realization that no matter what we do, it's going to happen. It's probably better to browse around with the kids so they can see how we, as role models, react to this surprise content instead of relying on a digital babysitter that's going to undoubtably fail sooner or later anyway.
Looks like it's finally time to quit white-outing and remarking the expiration date on my temp tag. It's been a good run.