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  1. Re:Perfect... on RIAA Recommends Students Drop out of College · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lather, repeat, and again, repeat once more, repeat a while longer, repeat a bit faster, pull back the repeat rate a bit, repeat, switch off and lather a bit with the other hand, repeat, lather, repeat faster, faster, Faster, and I'm spent.

  2. Re:The irony of X on The State of Web 2.0, The Future of Web Software · · Score: 1

    *stands up all alone cheering wildly, notices noone else is, sits back down hurriedly*

  3. Re:Proof on Download-only Single Becomes UK Number One · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good point `mindstormpt'.

  4. Re:The REAL Purpose of DRM on The Real Purpose of DRM · · Score: 2, Funny

    A serf on the other hand...

  5. Re:You say you want a revolution? on On Apple vs Apple · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... but not on content distributed on physical media ...
    Damn, too bad someone discovered a nonphysical way to distribute music.
  6. Re:FIRSTPOST on Make Your OWN OMG Ponies SIGNS!!! WITH GLITTER!!! · · Score: 1

    I'll get the eels and peanut butter...

  7. Re:Didn't need the pink... on Duke Nukem Forever Reviewed · · Score: 1

    We have. We just don't like to say anything because it would make you guys feel bad.

  8. Re:Ah, the backdoor approach. on Microsoft Subpoenas Thrown out of Court · · Score: 1

    Santa? :'|

  9. Re:Need something more general on Beginning Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 1

    This post is silly. Of course the simple little utility apps you mentioned do not change. What changes is the interconnection and layout of the larger software packages, like windowing utilities, update frameworks, and automagical configurations of installed utilities like apache etc.

    The books aren't about a minimalist linux install with bash running. They are about a large preconfigured distrobution of many automatically installed applications. They all include the basics because they try to be effective for the novice that doesn't know those shared basics.

    Tired of it? Write a basics book with distro-specific appendums released regularly.

  10. Re:Need something more general on Beginning Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    JENNY@STREETCORNER:~$ sudo apt-get install herpes-4.11

  11. Flaimbait on Sendmail Hit by Data Interception Flaw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It is obvious the author left out the word 'knows'. If you couldn't tell this, you are a bit slow in the head. If you could, you are an asinine prick. Your choice.

  12. Re:I plead the second. on FCC Backs a Tiered Internet · · Score: 1

    "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."
    1984 - george orwell

  13. ubercool charts? on Google Finance Beta Released · · Score: 1
    For the ubercool interactive charts, you need to install the Macromedia Flash Player
    Sweet!
    http://finance.google.com/finance?cid=13756934
  14. Re:OMFG! on FAA Grants RSC Status to Linux-Friendly RTOS · · Score: 1

    Four Letter Long Acronymn?

  15. Independent Software Vendor? on Micro-ISV: From Vision to Reality · · Score: 1

    Judging by the criteria, are you sure that isn't Insignificant Software Vendor?

  16. Re:Hate to say 'I told you so', but... on Judge Orders Deleted Emails Turned Over · · Score: 2, Funny

    Formal Reply To Request
    Requestor : DOJ
    Requestee : Google Inc.

    SEND 2003 01 15 0134 UTC - Hey bob how r u ? ...
    RCPT 2003 01 15 0145 UTC - Good but ur gay lol @ u ...
    +
    + Ads by Goooooogle
    +
    + Buy gay for cheap!
    + gaystufffakesite.com
    +
    SEND 2003 01 15 0149 UTC - That's not funny. Hey let's screw the FTC
    RCPT 2003 01 15 0203 UTC - Ok let's go.

    (...)

  17. Re:Anonymous? on Banned From WoW For WINE & Programmable Keyboard · · Score: 0, Redundant

    godwin

  18. Re:Not really... on U.S. Army Robots Break Asimov's First Law · · Score: 1

    Insightful? More like flamebait.

    No morals and no sanctity of life? Come on guy. Most of these are young twenty something year old kids that fight because think they are out saving the world.

    Are they egotistic about it? Hell yes. That's to be expected, and is desirable. If they didn't think they were better than their enemies they would be fearful in the face of being killed and maimed to serve to will of the elected government.

    These guys aren't baby killing psychotics. They are people. And most just feel they are doing a job.

    But they're killing people! So what? Humans have been killing each other for all of recorded history. Just because you don't see warrior ethic or honor as being ethical or honorable doesn't mean they don't. Things like morality are subjective, and usually dependant on context.

  19. Re:First amendment... on Bully Gets In Trouble With School · · Score: 1
  20. Re:TurdOS, Dope on Live Demo CD of Microkernel-Based TUD:OS Released · · Score: 1

    "and I always thought that germans are known to have no sense of humor..."

    That's the name of your OS? That's hilarious!

    I fail to see your humour.

    Do you speak english?

    Yes, what is your point?

  21. Re:You really think it works that way? on The Near Future of Intel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any time someone says 'people will never need this power', microsoft _will_ release a new windows edition requiring it. :p Seriously though, the more that is offered, the more ways we will find to utilize it. Statements claiming that in the future we won't need X power/drive capacity/whatever are usually short sighted at best, and just plain wrong most of the time.

  22. Re:Side Effect on Bacteria Eat Styrofoam · · Score: 1

    And a little old lady to swallow the lot of it.

  23. Re:That clause doesn't parse on Firefox Community, Sickly Out of Control · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised Starbucks doesn't do this, only in reference to the number of franchises it has sold.

  24. Re:P2P is no good way for trojans on Searching for Botnet Command & Controls · · Score: 1

    steganography to hide the information from you. That isn't a bot command, it's a 14 byte larger than normal pornographic picture. The extra bytes? 'Author:Deadman'. Surely that's doesn't mean to activate a prescripted attack.

    asymmetric encryption to keep you from seeing anything. Now it has an extra 27 bytes that say 'dkd74jdlsid03jj663dw128db4h'. Oh, and they appear to just line it up to a word boundry.

    virtual private networks to punch through the net. Of course you could just block all of the VPNs out there to be safe.

    Better get the https, ftps, and pretty much any other protocol with a letter meaning secure in it. And spam too. Is 'v!@Gr0r' really an attempt at duping someone into buying illicit medications, or does it mean attack target three with a vengeance? I don't know either.

    Did you even look up i2p? My guess is no. Because then you would've realized the horrors of tracking down a distributed file sharing network that randomly shares files filled with pornographic pictures and music files, no 'Attack.txt' files to your chargrin, they might cryptographically sign the random bytes to assure noone can inject commands, and then they bump it up by running all of this over i2p over VPNs.

    It sounds complex, but to me it seems reasonable someone is already doing this. People are clever, be it for good or ill.

  25. Re:Its simple on Entry Level Game Industry Salaries · · Score: 1

    Only, as a programmer, rather than be paid to have sex, you'll be cooped up programming enough so as to prevent it. That and your hygiene, but let's take this one issue at a time.