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  1. Re:leave steve alone! on Apple Disclosures About Jobs To Face SEC Review · · Score: 1

    RTFA: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=af4Bdn_Wfx7g&refer=home :

    "A patient getting a liver transplant for a neuroendocrine tumor that has spread from the pancreas might get a partial organ, Brower said. Complete organs that come from cadavers are in short supply, and are generally reserved for patients with liver failure, cirrhosis or certain kinds of liver cancer, he said."

    Cancer - that's actively spreading to the liver - seems to be a very active kind of cancer doncha think? You know what also causes cirrhosis? Chemo. Granted that's speculation - just in the same way I'd speculate a large splat on the ground with human remains next to a tall building was probably the result of someone falling out of the building. But that'd just be speculation. Here's some speculation - why doesn't Apple and Jobs STFU with the memos and let his private life be private? Oh right - the stock might be affected like that splat mark. Better get another memo ready that reads as accurately as one from the Soviets denying health problems for Andropov, Brezhnev and Chernenko aka: the ABC's of dead Russian leaders.

    Hey I know - call Gawker liars again - that's always fun. PR apologists need more fun in their lives. Go nuts.

  2. Re:leave steve alone! on Apple Disclosures About Jobs To Face SEC Review · · Score: 1

    re:"It seems to me that many people with health problems have had periods in which, although they are receiving medical care, doctors simply haven't yet figured out that there is an additional problem, or what the cause of that problem is."

    Oh come the fuck on. Get a clue will you? Protein problem? Sounds like he's not getting enough "Power-Shakes". He had a RELAPSE OF CANCER - which required MORE CHEMO - which left him TOO WEAK TO BE ONSTAGE FOR PROLONGED PERIODS - and eventually - IMPACTED HIS LIVER AND NOW IT NEEDS A TRANSPLANT.

    None of this shit would happen in 7 days, and is nowhere in the same league of denials and misdirection. It's actually pretty pathetic as misdirection goes because - as Dan Lyons pointed out - it's akin to a cheating wife denying any misconduct - then saying a meeting took place - then saying some dining took place - then saying it was an old flame etc etc etc.

    Speaking of denial - welcome to the land of. What's the view like? I hear it's super!

  3. Re:leave steve alone! on Apple Disclosures About Jobs To Face SEC Review · · Score: 0

    erm - no - you can shut your trap and claim "it's a private matter" - which it most certainly is. OR you can try to send out information that's a flat-out lie to preserve equity in a manipulation scheme. Now, whether that's the intent is up for investigation - but spreading information that is flat out bullshit - instead of, say, shutting the fuck up merits scrutiny. Whose manipulating the stocks? Well, I think the SEC will be looking at the PR flack typing up all those press releases first, and work their way up the food chain.

    Nice corporate apologist tho. Ever thought of going into PR? You're a natural.

  4. Re:leave steve alone! on Apple Disclosures About Jobs To Face SEC Review · · Score: 3, Interesting

    re: medical privacy - correct.

    Problem is they lied and denied his condition. There's a difference between saying nothing - and pushing out misinformation to manipulate stocks. That's a no-no.

  5. Re:Sniff Sniff on Do Nice Engineers Finish Last In Tough Times? · · Score: 1

    Just burn down the building if they take away your red stapler. That's great fiction too.

  6. Re:It's a fact of life... on Do Nice Engineers Finish Last In Tough Times? · · Score: 1

    Wow. A misanthropic fag on Slashdot. How fucking novel. How common.

    I look forward to someone in your family getting cancer, and your eventual death while drunk behind the wheel. The best part of people like you? You die. Just knowing that brings a smile to my face.

  7. Re:Why not let a bit through? on A Step Toward an Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 1

    Never mind that - let's see the darned thing.

    No - wait...

  8. Re:at first blush, no, but then... on Larger iPod Touch In Apple's Future? · · Score: 1

    re: iNewt

    Sure - because Steve Jobs loves to remind himself of product lines that were developed by the people who fired him in the 80s. Are you fucking insane? BTW - you know why Apple shovled their "museum" of macs out the door? Not because "Steve isn't nostalgic" but because most of that crap was built while he was gone. My fave is SJ didn't even touch a Mac during his return until OSX was shipping. He used NeXTstep on an IBM thinkpad.

  9. Re:First ouch! on LHC Repair To Cost At Least $21 Million · · Score: 1

    I'm starting to wonder if the thing's capable of working at all. It might be too big and complex to function for long, if ever. Either have machines design the next one or wait for evolution because the car driving apes have hit a wall.

  10. Re:How about a "Slashdot Poll" of Favorite MST3K E on Mystery Science Theater Turns 20 · · Score: 1

    I second Mitchell. Dump Skydivers. Cave Dwellers was far better (worse?).

    "Dad, what's the matter" - "I'm all out of blue stuff".

    "Come" (crow):"To WHERE THE CAMERA MOVED TO".

  11. THEY BLEW UP THE HITLER BUILDING on Mystery Science Theater Turns 20 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Another fave riff from Attack of the Neptune Men.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt02kBH7-W0

  12. Re:Don't like DST? Do what I did... on Alternatives to Daylight Saving Time? · · Score: 1

    Good idea. Actually scary timing on that comment (and this thread). Want to help me finish loading my pod as I return to the Valley of the Sun? I always like to point out that DST never does any favors to a state where the summer months need extra sunlight like John McCain needs extra sunlight.

  13. elbot? are you kidding? on Machines Almost Pass Mass Turing Test · · Score: 1

    The thing is rife with jokes about it being a robot. What's there to fool? Now if it had been playing at being human I could see that - but any questions with food in it get a snarky reply that a robot shouldn't eat. Again - what's to be fooled by?

  14. PR fail on On Fourth Launch Attempt, SpaceX Falcon 1 Reaches Orbit · · Score: 1

    Cnn, MSNBC, Ruetters and AP have nothing on this.

    Either they didn't think this would work - or someone at Space X might want to send an email - or something.

  15. Re:Here's an example of the real thing on Russian Town Puts Giant Smiley On Google Maps · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shh! You FOOL! Those are Wall Mart's cover story for their impending death-satellite campaign. You're not supposed to mention them until AFTER the attack.

    One more word outa you, and you'll be a door greeter in Topeka for the next 5 years.

    ALL HAIL WALLMART!

  16. Location shifting on Bad Signs For Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    Can do it with DVDs and my iPhone - can't do it with Blu-Ray. Guess which one I'll continue buying?

  17. Re:Sounds reasonable on Colfer Asked To Write Sixth HHGTTG Book · · Score: 1

    Fine but the only person who I can think of who has the right tone and voice for such an outing is Terry Pratchett. Read "Good Omens". With Neil Gaiman he really nailed the narration interruptions (check out his footnotes) and the general English humor. Anyone else would be a waste of time. Neil Gaiman might also do a reasonable attempt but he lacks some of the edge that Terry had and would keep it from being overly focused on the place rather than all the niddling distractions along the way - which was the whole point of DNA's work - if they had a point other than infuriating his publishers with missed deadlines.

  18. Dupe dupe dupe dupe of Earl on Phoenix Lander Photographs Martian Whirlwinds · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dupe dupe dupe of Earl dupe dupe dupe of Earl dupe dupe....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Marsdustdevil2.gif

    Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
    Mr. Teavee: These flashbacks happen often?
    Willy Wonka: Increasingly... today.

  19. Re:Ignorance vs. the Unknown on LHC Success! · · Score: 1

    What about strangelets?

  20. Re:It is not an open platform on Apple Rejects iPhone App As Competitive To iTunes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You will comment on something you aren't "interested" in. Funny - most fuckers don't bother with threads they have no interest in. Almost like you're a sterile nerd fag loser. This of course amuses me. Keep it up.

  21. NEWSFLASH on Apple Rejects iPhone App As Competitive To iTunes · · Score: -1, Troll

    Apple won't give a shit, and neither will the general public! I hear Richard Stallman could use some more wackos tho. Give him an email.

  22. Re:Ignorance vs. the Unknown on LHC Success! · · Score: 1

    2 points - cosmic rays move fast and don't hang around the earth. The LHC is kind of immobile and is most certainly - hanging around. Cosmic rays of the kind that could cause problems are infinitesimal in their interactions with the earth. This little toy is going to be doing interactions billions of times a hour. Might be some higher odds to play with there.

    And to the moron who wrote the summary, "We're still alive" - um - it'll be weeks before they bring the beams together at top speed. But no problem on the summary - science shit is hard and fucking stuff lolcats fuck you asshole motherfucker.

  23. Re:Not so impressive on Hacking Esquire's E-ink Cover · · Score: 1

    Yes, I'm surprised at the batteries required. I tested some e-ink at a focus group at Monsanto in 1994, and it could be activated by the power in your own fingertips. Why the hell they were "racing the clock" and mucking about with lithium I have no idea.

  24. Re:Carl Sagan on How To See In Four Dimensions · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here you go. It was Cosmo's take on "flatland":

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIadtFJYWhw

  25. Re:EVERYBODY PANIC! on All Your Coffee Are Belong To Us · · Score: 1

    Aaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAaaaaah! AH AH AH - hang on I need some coffee - oh SHIT - AAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!