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  1. Re:Bad Analogy on Judge in Capitol v. Thomas Considers New Trial · · Score: 4, Funny

    But if you had a CD labeled "Poison" you should definitely be punished.

  2. Re:Not exactly targeting... on How the RIAA Targets Campus Copyright Violators · · Score: 3, Funny

    Things work a little differently in Lawyerland, which is nestled snugly between Sharkopia and Snakesia.

  3. Re:oooooh scary on Hiding a Rootkit In System Management Mode · · Score: 2, Funny

    All these new "unstoppable supervirus: we're all gonna die!" articles are idiotic and wrong.

    That's exactly what the unstoppable supervirus wants you to think!

  4. Re:Ouch on Orson Scott Card Blasts J.K. Rowling's Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but her writing became extremely cliched and predictable very quickly. The formula is basically the same for all the books. By the middle of the last book I could feel that she was writing for the movie. In my estimation she was sort of a mediocre writer who had a good first idea, got a lucky hit and got rich, then regurgitated that same idea 6 more times, never really improving in style or exploring anything outside of her formula.

  5. Re:Pinball is too expensive... on The Last Pinball Machine Factory · · Score: 1

    Pinball has no cooperative component; it's a "single-player" game

    One person per flipper. Two player co-op! Or maybe PVP if you're drunk enough.

  6. Re:Logical positivism to the rescue... on Is Mathematics Discovered Or Invented? · · Score: 1

    Momentum scales linearly with both mass and velocity, fields fall off with inverse square relations, and so on.

    Can you prove this? How do we truly know that momentum scales linearly with mass and velocity ranging from 0->infinity? I don't think we can ever discover how the universe truly works, but instead we merely invent a mathematics that, as far as we can tell, accurately models what we perceive, which is just a tiny fraction of the ranges of things in the universe. I think it's safe to say that we have discovered that there are relationships between things, but I don't believe we can ever validate that our models of those relationships are 100% correct.

  7. Re:For those of you that are going to ask on eBay Sues Craigslist · · Score: 1

    When it first started, eBay was awesome. Now it's just this shitty quagmire of greed, crappy products, fraud, and bidnappers. I will never use them again. Ever.

  8. Re:Air? on Growing Plants on the Moon May Be Feasible · · Score: 1

    The results of this experiment suggest that we would only have to bring bacteria, air, and water.

    And tacos, of course.

  9. Re:WHAT!?! on Senator Proposes to Monitor All P2P Traffic for Illegal Files · · Score: 1

    Hmmmmm, what am I going to do with this file therapist.avi?

    Just rename it to "analbumcover.avi"

  10. Re:the photos on First Full Review of New Asus Eee PC 900 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can get a full-sized laptop with twice the ram, more than 10x the storage, a bigger screen, etc., for under $500.00

    I dare say you have completely missed the point of this device. The whole point is that it's not "full-sized".

  11. Re:Link to the original article. on Cities Tampering With Traffic Lights To Generate Revenue · · Score: 1

    As others have pointed out, if the government were truly interested in safety and not revenue, they would put up signs well ahead of the intersections.

    If the government (read, populace) was truly interested in safety the speed limit would be 10mph and all cars would be made out of Nerf. Nobody gives a fuck about safety, in the sense that "we'll do anything to save people's lives". People are way more interested in convenience and fun than safety. People would rather get to the store in 5 minutes to buy junk food and beer than guarantee safety on the roads. The whole safety thing is just a charade, so people can feel good about themselves, when in reality people don't really give two shits about it, when it comes down to it. Why not mandate that all cars have to achieve a 5 star safety rating, or they have to be safe enough to not have casualties up to 70mph or some such? Because cars would then be very expensive, and heavy, and inefficient. And people are not interested in paying the extra $$ for safe cars. So the whole red light camera thing is total bullshit because if people were really interested in safety, you wouldnt need them to begin with!

  12. Re:superbugs on Alligator Blood May Be Source of New Antibiotics · · Score: 1

    Who is to say that the new resistant strains won't be of some benefit to us? Maybe they will contain a protein that can kill some other even super-er superbug.

  13. Re:"private road" signs? on Google StreetView Is In Your Driveway · · Score: 1

    No, not visible.

    Golden Brook Lane

    You'll notice a sign that reads "Golden Brook Ln" but nothing that says private. If you're going to name your driveway "Golden Brook Lane" and not put up obvious signage that it's a private drive, you deserve to have the occasional accidental visitor.

  14. A Great Disturbance on Yahoo! Rejects Microsoft's Offer, Says 'Still An Option' · · Score: 1

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of chairs cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

  15. Re:The real question is why? on Yahoo! Rejects Microsoft's Offer, Says 'Still An Option' · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a ton of cash it is sitting on and it's burning a hole in their pocket.

    God forbid they pay it out in dividends to their shareholders. They are obviously incompetent to get their stock price up.

  16. Re:Don't go there. on Google Sued Over Privacy Invasion On Street View · · Score: 1

    Google wasn't wanted

    Did Google know they weren't wanted? Just because a road is private doesn't necessarily mean the owners have specifically forbidden you access. Someone could easily just end up on your street by accident from a wrong turn or whatnot. I would say if you're that concerned about your privacy on a private road, you would put in a gate. Or instead of just a "private road" sign, maybe something like "Private Road - Residents only!". It's like someone using my driveway to make a U-turn. Unless I have a sign that specifically says "No trespassing" I don't think it's illegal for someone to drive into my driveway. I certainly couldn't sue them for invasion of privacy or mental anguish.

  17. Carbon nanotubes on Material Converts Radiation Into Electricity · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there anything they CAN'T do?

  18. Re:glider on Blizzard Sues Creator of WoW Bot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, by their logic if I hibernate my computer with WoW running I would be violating their copyright.

  19. Re:This is terrible on Nuclear Nose Cones Mistakenly Shipped to Taiwan · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're going to be pissed when they realize we sent them a shoddy bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts.

  20. Room temperature on Scientists Create Room Temperature Superconductor · · Score: 0

    It's just a really cold room

  21. Re:I hope... on Spam King Pleads Guilty in Seattle · · Score: 1

    And got burnt when they dumped their life savings into HXMP, the hottest most promising stock of the decade!

  22. Re:Gift Vouchers? on Apple, Starbucks Sued Over Music Gift Cards · · Score: 1

    To whom it may concern:
    It has come to our attention that you are infringing on our patent of redeeming gift vouchers in Polynesian straw huts. We demand that you immediately cease and desist all operations involving this infringing technology. Thank you for your cooperation.

  23. Monkeys with pliers on Tool Use Is Just a Trick of the Mind · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure training monkeys to use pliers is the most responsible thing to do. When those monkeys take over I don't think I want them knowing how to use the Testicle-Crushing and Fingernail-Pulling device...

  24. Re:Baaaaahhaaah! Baaaahhh! on Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts · · Score: 1

    to be alone with their thoughts

    What thoughts?

  25. Re:Oy vey on Vinyl Gets Its Groove Back · · Score: 1

    I take my women like I take my music. Vinyl. Er, wait...