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  1. Re:Yeah, right on Unofficial Win2K Daylight Saving Time Fix · · Score: 5, Funny
    vas is dos?
    I think it's from that german movie "DOS Boot".
  2. Spy Conventions? on Bugged Canadian Coins? · · Score: 1
    From TFA:
    The service's report, Technology Collection Trends in the U.S. Defence Industry, says foreign-hosted conventions, seminars and exhibits are popular venues for pilfering secrets.
    Call me crazy, but I think when you go to the table at the front to register at the "Spy Convention", your cover's pretty much blown right there. Or does everyone there walk around with disquises or those funny Graucho Marx glasses and mustache?
  3. I know why there's only three on MS Monthly Patch Omits Word Zero-Days · · Score: 1
    Microsoft originally scheduled eight bulletins for release, but pulled four last Friday without explanation.
    That's because all available developers were redeployed to design the iPhone killer to be codenamed "zone".
  4. PhD on the Cover? on SQL Hacks · · Score: 4, Funny

    I personally like the picture of the post-hole digger on the cover. I don't know if that's supposed to represent data mining tools (a pick and shovel would have been more appropos in that case) or if it's just a tool to help dig yourself out of the hole you find yourself in after 'inheriting' a DBA position.

  5. Nice on 10th Annual Wacky Warning Labels Out · · Score: 1

    My current sig line came from one of these I read a couple of years ago. It was a label for a holiday light set.

    I also wanted to submit one I saw on an Arm & Hammer box of cat litter that said: "This product safe for use around animals". One would hope so!

  6. Wasted Money on How ExxonMobil Funded Global Warming Skeptics · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only they'd used the $16 million to recruit more pirates, they'd have done a lot more to reduce Global Warming. More pirates = Less Global Warming. I thought everyone knew that by now! We simply have to have more pirates.

    And more cowbell would be nice too.

  7. Re:Petrodollar on Russian Rocket Hits Wyoming · · Score: 1

    Well if this rumor turns out to be true, things could get real intersting over there soon. And just when oil prices had started coming down again.

    A correction to my previous post: I did some checking and learned that Saudi Arabia has the largest known oil reserves in the region. Iran and Iraq are close seconds around a billion barrels each which combined is still less than what is known to exist under the Saudi sands. That will teach me to quote stuff I hear on the radio without checking first.

  8. Mod Parent Up on Russian Rocket Hits Wyoming · · Score: 1

    I also used to think the war in Iraq wasn't at all about oil until I learned a few things. First, Iraq has one of the (if not the) largest oil reserves remaining in the Middle Eastern region. And what happens there will continue have a big impact on the world oil markets for decades to come, while reserves begin to dry up in other countries. This and the fact that the US 'planners' (in discussions that took place well before 9/11) knew well in advance that any war in Iraq would take decades to resolve, makes one think that the Administration's motive was something more than the simple "Saddam is evil - has WMD's" arguments.

    Second, prior to the invasion, Iraq was set to convert their oil exchange from dollars to Euros which would have had a pretty severe impact on the value of the dollar and hence the US economy. Those things alone are enough to make you think that the whole WMD argument was just a smoke screen to complete an agenda that was probably in place well before 9/11 even happened.

  9. Re:Gotta love /. on Electronic Paper Plant to be Built in Germany · · Score: 1

    No offense taken, my good man. I guess when you do a submission, it's kind of like your baby and you become a little more sensitive than normal.

    But I do know what you're saying about headlines. Someone sent me a bunch of them several years ago and they were a riot. Example: "Having trouble with your menu? Use your children.", stuff like that. English is a bizzarre language, and I like to have fun with it when I can. It drives my wife nuts too as she's a native Colombian of German descent so English is actually her third language. Still, she has better grammar and spelling skills than some teachers here that I know. Go figure.

  10. Re:Made for export? on U.S. Bars Lab From Testing E-Voting Machines · · Score: 1

    Or vice versa. Some of the voting machines purchased in my once proud state of Florida were made by a company owned and controlled by the Chavez government in Venezuela. It was a point of contention in the news here and I believe there was also at least one /. story that referred to this but I'm too lazy to search for it.

  11. Re:What does this mean? on IE6 Was Unsafe 284 Days In 2006 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So THAT's where the Zune came from.

  12. Gotta love /. on Electronic Paper Plant to be Built in Germany · · Score: 1

    *sigh* Ya know, I knew no matter how carefully I worded and proofread this some grammar nazi would get me for something. So as a public service to Slashdot readers around the world I'm fixing the title:

    "Electronic Paper Plant to be Grown in Germany"

    There, happy now? :p

  13. Re:Impact on design and style on Electronic Paper Plant to be Built in Germany · · Score: 1

    It does get one's imagination going if you think about the different potential applications. Remember the scene in (I think?) Total Recall where the girl sitting at the desk is changing her nail color with a touch of a stylus? This type of technology could well enable stuff like that. And I love the idea of having wallpaper that I could change at my whim.

    OTOH, I'd hate to see this become yet another outlet for annoying adverts that could be seen everywhere you go. It already drives me completely nuts when I'm watching television programming (that I paid for!) and these stupid pop-ups that take up a significant portion of the screen keep coming up and spamming me for another program. It's not enough to have normal commercials, now they have to have commercials during the program I'm watching.

    Okay, I did get off-topic there. But it's my submission so I'm entitled, right? :p

  14. Profit? on A Shopping-Scanner Darkly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not only that, you're going to zap every credit and debit card within an appreciable radius and I'm thinking you'll know pretty quickly if the guy in line next to you has a pacemaker or any other metallic implants.

    OTOH, a lot of jewelry and loose change is going to fly to the center of the machine when you fire it up in the checkout line, so that may offset your costs somewhat.

  15. It could have much been worse on iPod Generation Indifferent to Space Exploration · · Score: 1
    There is no such thing as the "iPod Generation".
    They could have said "the MySpace" generation.
  16. Re:But the real question is... on Former President Gerald Ford Dead at 93 · · Score: 1

    No, the real question should be:
    Is Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead?

  17. Re:Maybe there are others like me... on DVD Player Ownership Surpasses VCR Ownership · · Score: 1
    ...their VCR has died recently, and they haven't bothered to replace it!
    For me, I just finally got tired of watching the clock constantly flashing "12:00".
  18. Wasted Effort on Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights · · Score: 4, Funny

    You didn't have to go to all that trouble. All you had to do was get hold of a copy of Vista and your computer would have demanded those things all on its own.

  19. Re:Doing cocaine may extend your lifespan on Drinking Alcohol May Extend Your Life · · Score: 1

    While my comment and his were admittedly off-topic and the mods are free to mark them as such, I have become very tired of people making insulting comments about Colombia who have never been there and know next to nothing about it. Yes, the country remains embroiled in a nasty civil war that has been going on for decades, and there have been many problems in the past. But the fact is that the old cartels are a thing of the past and the country is on the rebound as evidenced by the growing strength of the Colombian Peso against the Dollar. It's a beautiful country with some of the most diverse landscapes on the continent populated by people who are by and large honest, hard working and fun loving.

    The U.S. stereotypes about Colombia are at best misinformed and at their worst very insulting to the many, many good people who call it their home.

  20. Re:Doing cocaine may extend your lifespan on Drinking Alcohol May Extend Your Life · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's "Colombia".

    If you're going to insult an entire country and its citizens, most of whom have never touched cocaine, at least have the decency to spell the name correctly.

  21. In Other News on Government Has a Right to Read Your Email? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just read that the President wants to increase the size of the military in Iraq. Maybe someone should tell him about this "natural male enhancement" so we can use it there?

  22. You're So Wrong on Material With Negative Refractive Index Created · · Score: 1

    Actually I found a picture of it which I'm posting here for your benefit:









    Pretty cool, huh?

  23. Coming Soon on Google Updates AdSense Rules, Still Working on Radio · · Score: 3, Funny
    Until Google can strike a deal with CBS, or some other radio giant...
    Google announces deal with Clear Channel in 5, 4, 3, 2...
  24. Telling Statistic on Zune Sales Continue to Weaken · · Score: 1

    I heard somewhere last week (NPR?) an interesting statistic on this. They said that the Zune was even being outsold by USB iPod chargers. Given that there's already a ton of iPods out there, it's a pretty telling statistic.

  25. Re:How's that saying go again? on Liquid Terror Charges Dropped · · Score: 1
    "Not all liquids are terrrorists, but all terrorists are liquids?"
    No, it's: "People who are willing to sacrifice their liquids in exchange for security from the terrorsists are deserving of neither". Or...something like that.