User: alfs boner

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On: Why Consumer Macs Are Enterprise-Worthy

I would never socialize with a slashdot user. sorry!

Slashdot users...

On: Puzzle Pirates Creators Go Web 2.0

I would never socialize with a slashdot user. sorry!

Re:Not a legitimate purpose of government

On: New Report On Municipal Wireless

how cute, a slashdot libertarian! so marginalized, so angry...

:)

sorry guys!

On: The Book of JavaScript

I would never socialize with a slashdot user.

Slashdot

On: Character Design For Mobile Devices

I would never socialize with a slashdot user. Sorry!

Re:Hmm, so...

On: Humans Hardwired to Believe in Supernatural Deity?

I've got better things to do.

*snrrrrrk* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

you don't understand:

On: Hawking to Take Zero Gravity Ride

you're a nobody. that means you're going to have to follow the rules all your life.

sorry! :)

slashdot

On: Fish-like Sensors for Underwater Robots

I would never socialize with a slashdot user. Sorry!

Re:No surprises there

On: Ohio University Leads U.S. Colleges in File Sharing

I think this comment says more about your social life, than the quality of OU grads.

:)

Re:too late

On: States Seek Laws to Curb Online Bullying

Families are often harassed for home schooling their children. If you homeschool your kids you're probably in the Ku Klux Klan, or some mouth-breathing crucifix junkie so that's fine with me.

slashdot tags

On: Oblivion Designer Moves To New Company

Anyone who tags a story with 'thinkofthechildren' is a pedophile and should have his ip address subpoenaed.

Re:No big surprise

On: UK's Blair Dismisses Online Anti ID-Card Petition

*snicker*

Hear, hear.

On: US Lags World In Broadband Access

Well said. The person who modded this comment 'flamebait' should go fuck his mother.

Re:Good.

On: Illinois Bill Would Ban Social Networking Sites

Maybe the grandparent can afford a home computer, but that doesn't necessarily mean everyone can

Fuck them. And fuck you too.

Re:Who works 3 jobs and eats TV Dinners?

On: The Pirate Bay, Featured in Vanity Fair

You have no idea what it's like to be poor, and your snide comments merely show your ignorance, not your superior problem solving skills. Don't think you are mentally superior to everyone who is poor.

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Re:What the hell is wrong with all of you?

On: Blood Vessel Shunt May Save Limbs In War

Sure, it would be nice to not be in Iraq, but the fact remains that we're there and we're not pulling out anytime soon. Even if we were pulling out of Iraq immediately, there will be other wars in the world. This technology has nothing to do with politics, so knock it off.

No. Sorry.

:)

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On: Obama Announces for President, Boosts Broadband

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Re:On topic.

On: Wikipedia On the Brink? Or Crying Wolf?

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

Re:Hickory Dickory Dock

On: DICE '07 Underway in Las Vegas

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

Re:In Other News...

On: RIAA Says CDs Should Cost More

Go fuck yourself, dickface.

Re:Private trips to space

On: NASA May Have to Buy Trips to Space

unfair privilege to the wealthy

"Waaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaah! I can't drive a BMW! Waaaaaah!"

Re:What is wrong with people?

On: Gorbachev Asks Gates to Intervene in Piracy Case

Open Source software is garbage. End of discussion.

Re:woop!

On: Linux Kernel 2.6.20 Released

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

Re:Maybe a Good Thing?

On: TiVo Selling Data on Users' Watching Habits

Go fuck your mother, asshole.

Re:2000 called...it wants its legal issues back.

On: Cory Doctorow on Shrinkwrap Licenses

Hear, hear. Too bad you've been subdued by legions of 23 year old virgins with mod points.