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  1. Kinda disappointed on New QuickTime Flaw Bypasses ASLR, DEP · · Score: 1

    At first I thought "Ruben Santamarta of Wintercore" was his name. I also considered this awesome.

  2. Re:Cue the following: on Texas Vote May Challenge Teaching of Evolution · · Score: 1

    And he was a lifelong naturalist.

    Even more credit to him! Few would take a guy prancing around in his birth suit seriously, unless he had some mighty clever things to say!

    ...

    WHAT!?

  3. Re:1906 on Huge Arctic Ice Shelf Breaks Off · · Score: 3, Funny
    I bet it'll have to sit in the ground for quite some time before we'll have birds large enough to swallow tires.

    Or perhaps a very large pelican? Not a very smart bird, the pelican...

    *blinks*

    Oh, sorry. Please do carry on.

  4. I dunno, but... on Scientists Discover Teeny Tiny Black Hole · · Score: 4, Funny

    for those wanting to find the article later, I strongly suggest Slashdot's own search instead of googling for the words "teeny", "tiny", "black" and "hole" :|

  5. Re:Lets bring these people up to speed on Pakistan Blocks YouTube · · Score: 1
    Hi! It is indeed true that a person should get a choice whether he is circumcised or not. With that being said, I was circumcised a few years ago in my mid-twenties, and I'm happy to say that it hasn't lessened the total amount of sexual pleasure I feel.

    Okay, so I had to adjust my masturbation technique a little, but it's easier to keep clean now, and chicks dig the cleaner look, although research says that some women might find a need for added lubrication with a circumcised partner. I can only speak for myself of course, and I can understand that involuntary circumcision can leave a deep mental scar. With the mind being the powerful sexual organ it is, I consider it extremely important that involuntarily circumcised men should learn to accept their body the way it is. Trust me, unless you have good reason to think otherwise, your body remains a wonderful sexual instrument, and in my experience, its potential to give and receive pleasure is not impaired by the procedure.

    For the more technically inclined, I'm of course not saying that the sensory input I receive is exactly the same as before. But even if it isn't, my brain has adjusted to the new input, and now regards it every bit as pleasurable as the old input, thank you very much ;)

  6. Re:I dunno about that on Is the Game Boy the Toughest Product Ever Made? · · Score: 1

    Maybe he's one of the people constantly suffering from excessive static electricity... Might want to watch out for spontaneous combustion there, bro :|

  7. Re:But... on Scientists Claim Infrared Helmet Could Reverse Alzheimer's Symptoms · · Score: 1

    You wanted to survive. The banging on the door, the stench of rotten flesh, and the "brrraaaiinns" howls do provide some useful clues, although I understand you might have some difficulty thinking rationally at this point. But don't worry, pretty soon you wont have to. Have a nice day :)

  8. Re:It's okay on Brawndo, It's Got Electrolytes. It's What Plants Crave · · Score: 1
    Yep, I agree. Idiocracy was mildly entertaining, but its content and message could WELL have been delivered in 30 minutes.

    It might actually very well be that this is the turning - or at least stagnation - point for human intelligence, if we define it as a capacity for rational abstract thought. The ability of the human brain might broaden to new capabilities though, and old capabilities might be artificially enhanced.

    This might come as a disappointment to Slashdotters, but life is NOT about survival of the SMARTEST... It is about survival of the FITTEST. This means that any individual who obeys his/her natural instinct to procreate, and manages to stay fertile and alive long enough to do so, is the "winner" in this small game of life. Well, assuming that the offspring stays alive - but this will be covered in a moment.

    The thing is, in the current state of Western civilization, very little effort is required to stay alive. Thus, most everyone (YES, even a Slashdotter) has a realistic opportunity to procreate as much as they wish. In fact, all that is required is obeying the natural instinct! (Might be more socially appropriate to buy her a drink first though ;)

    Now, smartness - as in "the ability to think" - often leads to seeing problems and potential danger scenarios that more stupid individuals just ignore, or aren't even aware of. But today, actually VERY few of these problems is what one would call a "showstopper", a real threat to the survival of an individual or a child. Thus, smartness that manifests itself in excessive think-before-you-act can actually be HARMFUL in our dumbed down environment, where even a low intelligence is good enough for survival! Enough lone pondering without external feedback can also potentially lead to depression, and more serious disorders of the mind.

    The current "anti-intellectual" trend could of course change in a situation where a high intelligence was required in order to survive, or by the introduction of biotech etc. Still, many typical survival scenarios, such as surviving a natural catastrophe, would probably also require physical strength and resistance to bacteria, something that is not traditionally associated with the "geek" archetype. Surviving a personal conflict or tragedy will also be aided by external feedback and supportive friends. If your best friend is the camslut that might drop you a line on a good day, you will be pretty much on your own.

    I guess my bottom line is: Intelligent people - go occasionally OUTSIDE, and have fun! You are NOT worse than other people, just a little different. Also, the best way to make humanity smarter is by spreading your intelligence in every way your big brain can possibly think of. Just remember that your view of the world is not the only one. Hey, even science is based on human debate.

    Now I'm not saying Slashdotters should knock up every girl they meet - just that from an evolutionary perspective, many of us are not only losing the game, we are not even IN the game. Remember, an unhealthy obsession with Star Trek today can prevent your offspring from discovering the equivalent of a warp drive tomorrow ;)

  9. Re:Shit, calm down on Wal-Mart's Terrible Nintendo Wii Knock-Offs · · Score: 1

    I guess you'll just have to comfortable with the darkness... You know, let your senses adjust to it :P

  10. Re:They'll need a catchy name for it on The Kremlin Tightens Its Grip on the Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'll just have the Internyet, that way you'll never know which one you're talking about.

  11. Re:The next Big thing, again on Microsoft to Pay $240 Million for Stake in Facebook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fox pays $580 for myspace The Price Is Right.
  12. Re:Games are an excellent outreach tool for youth on Churches Use Halo To Spread the Word, Raise Eyebrows · · Score: 1
    Young peeps... Got you to come... Tightass parent...

    No. NO!

    You made so easy, it wouldn't even be a challenge anymore :-|

  13. Re:Misunderstood, of course on Spontaneous Brain Activity and Human Behavior · · Score: 1

    or about why the FSM lets good pasta get overcooked. I believe the word we're looking for here is SUFFERING...
  14. Re:Better term is drift... on Rate of Evolution Metrics Observed · · Score: 1

    And one thing I don't understand about creationists is that they always say that the universe is too wonderful for it to be an accident Yep, they say it's "a miracle that the world is so perfect." Well um, it's not the WORLD that is perfect for PEOPLE, it's the PEOPLE that are perfect for the WORLD! Okay, we're now able to modify our environment, to an extent - but it's still far from perfect, and our capability is the result of millions of years of evolution.
  15. Re:The near-absence of democracy in Muslim countri on Science In Islamic Countries · · Score: 1

    Political ideologies result in the same kind of science as religious ideologies, that is, OBJECTIVE research is only done in topics that do not interfere with the current ideology. Research in "sensitive" topics is usually approved of ONLY if the results can be formulated to support the official ideology.

  16. Re:Sounds of Sputnik on 50 Years Ago, Sputnik Was an Improvised Triumph · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah yes, RealAudio - a peak of Western audio technology in the times of the Sputnik launch ;-)

  17. This doesn't surprise me... on Powerful Blast Confuses Astronomers · · Score: 1

    Knowing the kind of people who get into astronomy, even a soft jab usually knocks their lights out.

  18. Re:M Coupe Ripoff on Canadian Dollar Reaches Parity with US$ · · Score: 1

    Ouch. Just for "fun", I checked what that puppy costs around here (Finland)... The price list says roughly 88000 EUROS, which comes to about 123000 USD :(

  19. Re:Prehaps instead.. on UK Proposal To Restrict Internet Pornography Sparks Row · · Score: 1

    Well the joke is based on the dilemma that the sadist faces... Normally he finds pleasure in whipping people, but now he's turned off by knowing that whipping would only bring pleasure to the masochist.

  20. Re:That's a crying shame... on Cell Phones Disable Keys for High-End Cars · · Score: 1

    back pockets are out of the question (wallet would be ok, but gives back problems) Whoa :o Feel free to send some of that cash to me...
  21. Re:Environmentalism is also religion... on 26 Common Climate Myths Debunked · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but religion can also hinder concern for the environment... On more than one occasion, I have stumbled upon individuals who think that "we're made in His image, so God wouldn't allow us to die, and if he does, then we obviously deserved it" kind of logic. While it's probably true that environmental catastrophes can be thought of as a punishment for our laziness, the "this planet was made for us" thinking still bugs me, 'cause I have my doubts whether this piece of rock we live on really cares one iota about whether it can sustain life or not.

  22. Re:That's all fine and dandy... on Scientists Identify Genes Activated During Learning And Memory · · Score: 1

    I wish someone would have caught me doing that too, 'cause I tried to memorize it all, didn't succeed, and fell into apathy. Now, years later, I surely could do with some math skills here at the university, but I can't even friggin' figure out where to start... I wonder if there are any math books that focus on the essentials, i.e. how it all hangs together, not just spewin' forth formula after formula. I'm sure a bright enough individual could see it all by him/herself, I'm just not too certain that I'm one of them...

  23. Re:Kidnapped for any kind of an agency? on Inside The Search For Jim Gray · · Score: 1

    First I kinda doubted modeling agencies would be interested in a grey-bearded old guy like him, but then I realized they probably need an effective system in order to catalogue all those models and their eating disorders.

  24. Re:stupid on Digital Big Bang — 161 Exabytes In 2006 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you think happens every single time you pick up a telephone and call someone? Praytell, where is that data stored? Uhh... Department of Homeland Security?
  25. Re:Not sexy enough on Ubuntu Feisty Fawn Drawing Near · · Score: 1

    A long time 'til "Petrified Portman" :( Even "Naked Natalie" is years away... Not sure if the mental image will be worth it by the time we get there :o