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  1. Re:Who is Micro Focus? on Borland Being Purchased By Micro Focus · · Score: 1

    it was effing brilliant in the late 80's when i used it. First ever IDE i had used and MS had nothing like it. The ability to debug/change variable value while stepping through the program was bliss compared the previous stuff i'd used and the ability to leave a lot of cobol shit out and start the program with the working storage section... aaahhhh memories......

  2. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church on Vatican To Build 100 Megawatt Solar Power Plant · · Score: 1

    "No, but there is a passage that explicitly states "go forth and multiply,"

    it was very badly interpreted, they actually meant "fuck off"

  3. Re:DVDFab on Decent DVD-Ripping Solution For Linux? · · Score: 1

    You could try PirateBay, i think they may have a few big servers you could use for offsite backup

  4. Re:-jcr on Chimpanzees Exchange Meat For Sex · · Score: 1

    oh sh*t, one of the chimps has escaped the jungle study group and has started trolling as -jcr, perhaps he'll find some vowels for his nick the next time he hits the keybaord...

  5. Re:Pipe dream on Harvard Law's Nesson Says P2P Is "Fair Use" · · Score: 1

    It could have been worse, you could have Chew baccy defence

  6. Re:Please, fellow slashdotters... on Robot Makes Scientific Discovery (Mostly) On Its Own · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It should have been Marvin, the paranoid android with the brain the size of a planet

  7. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? on Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? · · Score: 2, Funny

    nah, alcohol was invented so all the ugly people of this world get shagged as well

  8. Re:not-so-good? on Mixed Outcome of Texas Textbook Vote · · Score: 1

    Darwin was also known for having expressed that his theory showed that (and how) blacks were genetically and naturally inferior to whites.

    Can I have a citation for that because i think he pointed out the opposite.

  9. Re:Black cars. on California May Reduce Carbon Emissions By Banning Black Cars · · Score: 1

    But does that compensate for the extra weight caused by the dirt??? :o)

  10. I rename Red Hat as Red Twat on Red Hat CEO Questions Relevance of Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    Why are these redhat bosses such twats regarding the desktop? If they want to diss the linux desktop they should just diss their feeble efforts.

  11. Re:Cue the following: on Texas Vote May Challenge Teaching of Evolution · · Score: 1

    Seems like all the ID-ists/Creationist are Anonymous Cowards - i wonder why that is? Just trolling or too embarrased to stand up and be counted?

  12. Re:Steam on Valve Claims New Steamworks Update "Makes DRM Obsolete" · · Score: 5, Funny

    you upgrade from Steam to Electricity??

  13. THere's no way i'm having a chimp on my dashboard on Chimps Have a Built-In GPS · · Score: 5, Funny

    they sh*t everywhere and you'd have to feed it bananas for directions.

  14. Re:Where is BadAnalogyGuy? BadCarAnalogyGuy? on UI Features That Didn't Make It Into Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    Whilst you can't buy a manually manufactured product because the presses are gone, all OEMs will still have their gold disks to prep a laptop from. The time its nearly the same as the car analogy is when the OS is so out of date that its uninstallable on the latest hardware, e.g. DOS 1.0 on a multicore system (i think, i've not tried it).

  15. Where is BadAnalogyGuy? BadCarAnalogyGuy? on UI Features That Didn't Make It Into Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    "Where can I go into a shop and buy a PC with the previous incarnation of Windows?"
    Where can I go to a car dealership and buy a brand new 2004 model car? Where can I go buy a new 8-track tape player?


    This would be right up his street.... oh god, did i really write that?

  16. Re:Your choice on How Do You Deal With Pirated Programs At Work? · · Score: 1

    Find some case studies on the web where someone has been caught (Ernie Ball Inc. http://news.cnet.com/2008-1082_3-5065859.html ) and the price he had to pay £90,000) and the solution he then applied (ripped out all MS software).
    Show that to your boss and mention that the previous guy might want a pay day at some point by whistleblowing to the BSA.
    Make sure you email it to the boss, document it as a "Cover your Ass" scenario.
    If the boss doesn;t wake up, leave and whistleblow yourself and show your documented attempts to get compliant. Bear in mind you may sink the company if its really bad, so check your conscience first.

  17. Not at the moment, she's on her knees on Alaska's Mt. Redoubt Has Erupted · · Score: 5, Funny

    praying for forgiveness for upsetting her god...

  18. Re:Ring of Fire on Intel CPU Privilege Escalation Exploit · · Score: 1, Funny

    "If you are running in ring zero..."

    No-one is going to running in my ring 0 unless they pay a million or two

  19. Re:Now with MOAR POAST Tsarkon Reports Yoda on Shell Ditches Wind, Solar, and Hydro · · Score: 1

    I cannot fathom the kind of person who would actually spend the time to read that. Truly, I'm astonished.

    Fixed :o)

  20. Re:C&P and Thunderbird support on What Features Should Be Included With iPhone 3.0? · · Score: 1

    If you want to use it in the corporate environ, then cut/copy and paste becomes a must with email. It certainly got used heavily at the global bank i worked at when i was supporting blackberrys

  21. Re:Fry on Europe Is Testing 12.5 Gbps Wireless · · Score: 2, Funny

    there's no point washing your hands, you've already cleaned your hands by pulling up your pants and then dried them by tucking in yur shirt

  22. Re:because, because, and because on TomTom Can License FAT Without Violating the GPL · · Score: 1

    "shit" makes more sense..... :o)

  23. Oh Bugger, thats the end of /. then on DHS To Use Body Odor As a Lie Detector · · Score: 2, Funny

    everyone will be found to be lying....

  24. Re:What? on IBM Wants Patent For Lotus Notes-Free Meetings · · Score: 1

    No, you mean

    "This is the dumbest fscking slashdot posting I have ever read."

  25. I don't want a croc magnet on Crocodiles With Frickin' Magnets Attached to Their Heads · · Score: 1

    I want a babe magnet......