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  1. Re:Yes on Do Video Games Cost Too Much? · · Score: 1

    let me fix that that grammar error for you.

    "Really? Well, that shit film Armageddon, makes so much more sense now."

  2. Re:Who's Zed? on Major Cache of Fossils Unearthed In Los Angeles · · Score: 1

    Let me fix that for you...

    I am Elvis's excavated pZed.
    only problem is i don't know what a pZed could be.... maybe a shoe or a belt....

  3. Re:Wow on Major Cache of Fossils Unearthed In Los Angeles · · Score: 1

    Wow, that's a lame mammoth of a find. ???

    Fixed it for you....

  4. Re:Whoops on Nuclear Subs 'Collide In Ocean' · · Score: 1

    They drive on the opposite sides of the street.

    But they are then going in the same direction if on opposite sides of the street whereas if they are on the same side they get to rub noses........

  5. Re:Film at 11... on High Tech Misery In China · · Score: 1

    Your keyboard was probably previously attached to a Windows machine.... all those Ctrl-Alt-Deletes can really stress a key...

  6. You forgot to mention on US-CERT Says Microsoft's Advice On Downadup Worm Bogus · · Score: 1

    the legitimate sites that have been compromised that install junk on a users workstation or steal data. You cant blame the users for going to dodgy websites when there are compromised legitimate sites.

  7. Re:Uninstall what you don't want from Windows too on Is Microsoft Improving Its Image? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not? Perrier is water full of air and caviar is very very fishy.....

  8. Re:Duh on Is Microsoft Improving Its Image? · · Score: 1

    he's laying down.....

  9. Re:They have to.. on Possible Last-Minute Problems With Vista SP2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    INCREMENTAL ??

  10. Re:So you are sued and lose your house. on Storm Worm Botnet "Cracked Wide Open" · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love the smell of bitter coffee in the morning. It smells like... starbucks.

  11. Re:So you are sued and lose your house. on Storm Worm Botnet "Cracked Wide Open" · · Score: 1

    That wouldn't work as they would still have millions of mussels..... now do you want to have a go at a Belgian with a load of mussels?

  12. Re:The good news on Milky Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster · · Score: 1

    I never knew that "thought" had a weight or is that why my head is so heavy at times?

  13. Re:BSOD on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    Gillette's razor

  14. Re:fr1st pst on Apple Disables Egyptian iPhones' GPS · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always thought that camels have built in GPS.

  15. Re:Meh.. on Opera 10 Alpha 1 Released, Aces Acid 3 Test · · Score: 1

    nitpicking Opera seems to be the main thrust a lot of these posts. 1 person in a billion wants an obscure function and suddenly the whole browser is dissed.

    nope, i'm not new here but am in a pissy mood this morning so "smart-ars*d" nitpickers like the one you responded to, are getting on my wick.

  16. Re:Meh.. on Opera 10 Alpha 1 Released, Aces Acid 3 Test · · Score: 1

    Firefox had this years ago, seriously is this accurate, Opera just got these?
    Someone uses Firefox and thinks they innovated everything. How many of Opera's innovations did Firefox steal to make itself a reasonable browser? Firefox has got its issues, e.g. the download/open dialogs in Firefox are complete UI mess, they look so primitive. I had spell checking in KDE in konqueror long before Firefox had it.

  17. Re:butterfs on Real-World Benchmarks of Ext4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    nah, thats R-ICE-HER-FS

  18. Brave or what on Losing My Software Rights? · · Score: 1

    Coming to Slashdot for a legal answer to a legal question.
    Do you think a "you must be new here" comment is worthy?

  19. Re:So Trek's closing-wounds-with-beams thing is re on Surgeons Weld Wounds Shut With Surgical Laser · · Score: 1

    I need one. Just give me a clear shot at Sarah Palins lips and they'd be sealed forever.....

  20. Re:Amazing! They've invented... on Machine Condenses Drinking Water Out of Thin Air · · Score: 1

    He's no man, he's the Doctor !!

  21. Re:Well, Not ALL of Them Really on Monty Python Banks On the Long Tail Via YouTube · · Score: 1

    ...... and I told you twice, But ya never listen to my advice You don't try very hard to please me, With what you know it should be easy Well, this could be the last time This could be the last time Maybe the last time, I don't know. Oh no. Oh no

  22. Re:Another victim of Linux... on AIX On the Desktop Is Getting the Boot · · Score: 1

    maybe, but how many of thoe PCs are still running Vista? Lots (especially corporates) have wiped Vista and installed XP or Linux on them. Saying they've sold 200 million is a bit of a red herring.

  23. Re:What else can you see? Handedness! on Vein Patterns Could Replace Fingerprints · · Score: 1

    Does that mean i'd get a message on the terminal. "Its been verified that you are a one-handed surfer......"

  24. Re:So here's the question ... on Scientists Discover Proteins Controlling Evolution · · Score: 1

    i don't know abouot you but my two are already in the same basket (or bag)

  25. Re:get some fucking priorities on Boot Windows Vista In Four Seconds · · Score: 1

    "God you are an idiot." he/she would be upset with you if he/she existed