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  1. Re: Makes sense. on How Beer Brewed 5,000 Years Ago In China Tastes Today (thestreet.com) · · Score: 1
    The biggest thing beer brought to the table?
    It was made by BOILING something in water...
    In those days, a drink of water was an insane gamble due to things like E. coli, cholera, dysentery, and the many other gifts of raw sewage and runoff. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterborne_diseases

    Here is what beer REALLY did for us:
    https://vimeo.com/23278902

  2. If you make three rights and start breaking ground, pull BACK on the steering wheel...

  3. Re:BREAKING NEWS!! Leftism failure in Venezuela on Google Might Be Gearing Up To Remove Millions of Play Store Apps Next Month (pcworld.com) · · Score: 0

    You left out anteaters...

  4. Re:Yo dawg on Samsung Factory Fire Caused By Faulty Batteries (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2

    Somehow, this reminds me of that time that someone fed industrial spies fake capacitor formulas leading to that epidemic of bad capacitors some years back.

    Are Samsung engineers just bad at battery design, or was there something more in play here?

    I remember dealing with this issue, it got heavy around 2000 and stayed alive for as long as I worked in PC repair. You had to check everything, video card, MoBo, PSU, and any other component with caps on it. I understood it to be a good job of industrial espionage followed by a bad job of industrial espionage... a copy and paste error was the explanation I heard at the time.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitor_plague#Implications_of_industrial_espionage

  5. Re:That's a shame on Battlestar Galactica Actor Richard Hatch Dies At 71 (tmz.com) · · Score: 0

    Amen!
    Thanks for the link.

  6. Re:Blade Runner-esque? on Google Brain Creates Technology That Can Zoom In, Enhance Pixelated Images (softpedia.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm actually a dog on the internet because I didn't proof or spell check my previous reply.

    Just paws before you hit Submit...

  7. Re: FBI to FOIA requesters: "Who wants to know?" on FBI Will Revert To Using Fax Machines, Snail Mail For FOIA Requests (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    In Michigan and Wisconsin, adultery is a felony. In other states it may be a misdemeanor. And yes I know cheating on a partner is not always equal to adultery... well maybe it is in North Carolina, where adultery is when two people "lewdly and lasciviously associate."
    http://www.freep.com/story/life/family/2014/04/17/in-which-states-is-cheating-on-your-spouse-illegal/28936155/
    I do agree there are legitimate needs to hide some info. And you are spot on with your conclusion.

  8. Re: tl;dr: some lawyer gets rich on If You Owned a PC With a DVD Drive You Might Be Able To Claim $10 (theverge.com) · · Score: 1
    Why not just pass all your banking info to a lawyer someplace?*
    * I can't believe I got that all out before laughing at myself...

    Also, this is a good little read about banking apps in general...
    http://www.pewtrusts.org/en/research-and-analysis/issue-briefs/2016/02/mobile-payments

  9. Re:Defueling on US Navy Decommissions the First Nuclear-Powered Aircraft Carrier (engadget.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how much it cost to take all the radioactive parts from the ship and store them until they are no longer radioactive. I'm guessing that's quite a long time, as spent nuke fuel has a half life of 10,000 years. What's the cost of just one night watchman for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for 10,000 years? I hope that was included in the costs/benefits analysis.

    To be fair, the costs drop considerably after civilization ends...

  10. Re:Stick a fork in Mozilla! They're done! on Mozilla Binds Firefox's Fate To The Rust Language (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    R.I.P. Firefox. It was fun while it lasted.

    Hey now, don't be glum!
    The upside of this is that once Mozilla shakes those last "hanger on" users, they can turn out the lights and go home...
    Carbon Footprint reduction via corporate self euthanasia!

  11. They aren't THAT stupid...
    Leased out at best... at worst...
    Rented Out!

    Sell the sheep, lose the wool...

  12. Re: Indeed! on False News, Absurd Reality Present Challenges For Satirists (apnews.com) · · Score: 1

    No he started by executing all of his opposition.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives

    That's getting the title reworked to:
    An Evening of Very Pointy Criticism
    The outcome is the same but the perceptual change is Huuuge!

  13. Re:Any DRM that phones home will do that on Windows DRM-Protected Files Used To Decloak Tor Browser Users (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't know that I am comfortable with that. Should everyone who bought a copy of the Anarchist's cookbook expect a higher level of surveillance ?

    I don't think so...
    But if you downloaded it illegally?
    Well, it might be bad policy to short an Anarchist's royalty check...
    Oh, don't mess with the Alchemists either...

  14. Having and using Prime, I can't believe the number of items are shipped UPS but when you track it you find out they dropped it in the US Mail...
    Surely it would be cheaper for Amazon to just mail the item themselves.
    And when it comes to third party sellers shipping Prime items, all bets are off on how the thing will get to my home.

    I do agree this is not a last resort thing for Amazon. They have many regional warehouses and if you are going to fly planes around you may as well fill them with restocking items as well as orders.

    I also really hope they do the blimp and drone thing over big cities... I have this vision of ordering a package delivery drone and it flies itself down with just the controller in a box... used? No, pretested for airworthiness.

  15. and in those days nothing warmed your soul like an attached VB script file and that string of text...
    Oh wait, it was pants that got warmed...
    Back then I think the ILOVEYOU was the message subject. But just seeing the two things together would freak most users out and light up the phone.
    Ahh, the good old days when attachments were the boogieman...

  16. Also,
    Of The Lawyers
    By The Lawyers
    For The Lawyers

  17. ~ That is a neural lace, it informed her. ~ A more exquisite and economical method of torturing creatures such as yourself has yet to be invented.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    They could come up with neural lice?
    The very idea makes just under my skin crawl...
    (in Harry Potter World, a curse called "dermis squirmis")

  18. well, that explains what happened to all my "begin starting to commence" messages...
    At least "prepare to standby" messages worked.

  19. Re:Just what we needed on Tostitos' Breathalyzer Bags Can Detect If You're Drunk -- Then Call Uber · · Score: 1

    ... I hope Slashdot editors are the first ones to go extinct.

    OMG!!! You have just opened an ugly can of worms!
    Who will be the user to get
    The Last First Post!

  20. Re:Grow amazing crystals in minutes! on Scientist Investigate A Brand New Form of Matter: Time Crystals (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    the orange powder resists degradation for over 100,000 years unless eaten.

    It actually isn't degraded by eating either. You, and every other Cheeto eater are slowly filling up with orange powder. This situation will be recognized in about a decade and Cheeto dust will be proclaimed a revolutionary new state of matter.

    OK, that explains what the person that cleans the bathroom is complaining about...

  21. Re:Grow amazing crystals in minutes! on Scientist Investigate A Brand New Form of Matter: Time Crystals (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    the orange powder resists degradation for over 100,000 years unless eaten.

    It actually isn't degraded by eating either. You, and every other Cheeto eater are slowly filling up with orange powder. This situation will be recognized in about a decade and Cheeto dust will be proclaimed a revolutionary new state of matter.

    Or be proclaimed the orange president of the united states ;^)

    Orange you glad he didn't say "Commander in Cheeto"!

  22. Re:Shouldn't need an actual stylus on Can A Robot Fool 'I Am Not A Robot' Captchas? (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    Sometimes you really need the arm, but sometimes you wish you never built it...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VJLz65QhM

  23. Re:Grow amazing crystals in minutes! on Scientist Investigate A Brand New Form of Matter: Time Crystals (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    Let me guess, all you need is bleach, ammonia, a penny, and blowing bubbles in it with a soda straw to grow these amazing 'time crystals'?

    You forgot the duct tape and paperclip for straw stabilization...
    also, for long term time crystal storage you'll want an empty cheetos bag,
    the orange powder resists degradation for over 100,000 years unless eaten.

  24. Re:Two tab uses that aren't bookmark substitutes on Chrome To Introduce Timer To Throttle Background Pages (ghacks.net) · · Score: 1

    The Great Suspender?

    Isn't that the extension for supporting content that is pants...

  25. Re:Slashdot seemingly censors my first posts on Apple Seemingly Censors UltraFine 5K Monitor Reviews After Poor Feedback (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    OK, we need to start a gofundme so Truth can get better shoes...
    http://www.ssgear.com/usa_english/moment-of-truth-moto-shoes.html