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  1. Re:glitter - the new nano measurement standard on Next-Gen Glitter-Sized Photovoltaic Cells Unveiled · · Score: 3, Funny

    My favorite measure is still the "buttload" as in, "We have a buttload of these old 1.6 gig Celeron machines, should we make a beowulf cluster?" There are instances of confusion when working between Asia or Europe and America, as the American (or imperial) buttload is larger that the metric buttload, however a buttload does imply plenty so things tend to workout in the end...

    I'm sorry, I'll get a cup of coffee and take my meds now....

  2. Re:Developers with style on The Nuking of Duke Nukem · · Score: 1

    It's a good incentive to show up... Work, not so much... Everyone becomes a director, "OK we need you to slide it up and down the pole, yeah, just like that! Now the other girl comes up behind you and puts her fingers... Oh, Hey Boss! just calibrating the rig for our next shot! What? No, the markers stick better to the bare skin, really..."

  3. Re:life goes on - ULESS YOU'RE SONNY BONO !! on Alternative 2009 Copyright Expirations · · Score: 1

    ...Consequences - Not enough people care and life goes on....

    Sonny was a good guy overall. Smarter than he looked.

    Also, the act got his name applied after he died from skiing into a tree. He was one of twelve co-sponsors of a HOUSE bill, it was the Senate that passed a bill with his name on it...

  4. Re:Do you hear me now?? on Verizon Removes Search Choices For BlackBerrys · · Score: 1

    Well, Ruth Buzzy was right too, just not about the phone company.
    Dean Martin called her the funniest woman he ever worked with...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m56mtrDTHPQ&NR=1

  5. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? on Virtual Visits To Doctors Spreading · · Score: 1

    It's like a whole 'nother country.

    Texas WAS another, independent country at one time... I wonder if they'd ever like to take that back. Also, interesting to note that 4 of the last 11 POTUS have called themselves Texans. No I'm not a Texan or a wannbe, just saying there's more in the background than the scenery.

    Apparently it has its own interweb as well; http://www.webmd.com/ ? http://www.medhelp.org/ ? http://various.others.etc/ ?

    Where do I get a ".etc" domain? I'm interested in several .etc names but can't find a place to buy them. Also, who manages the other oddball TLD's like .aero, .cat, and .coop? I really want to know why nothing is at www.chicken.coop!
    Did fox.com get to them already? And for god's sakes why is there no page at www.my.cat? You'd think that address would be spewing cuteness so hard it would wash up on the shores of porn sites...

    Gotta love Wikipedia...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-level_domains
    Apparently gotta pay too...http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Appeal2/en

  6. Re:Why a decade later on The Definitive Evisceration of The Phantom Menace *NSFW* · · Score: 1

    ...No Pod-Racing... 20 minutes about 1/3 of the movie about nothing.

    In a good home theater the pod race will rattle your gonads, and that's always a good thing... besides, one of those puppies would really cut down the commute time. As a bonus, trails of flaming wreckage would provide employment for many as well as entrepreneurial opportunities for those who are fleet afoot.

  7. I don't know why... on Simulation of Close Asteroid Fly-By · · Score: 1

    I saw the RSS headline as "Stimulation of Close Asteroid Fly-By" and I just had to see what that was all about...

  8. Re:Monopoly or not. on Psystar Not Closing Up Shop · · Score: 0

    I think the point they were trying to make was that the implication is that they could use the software any way they wanted regardless of the limitations imposed by the license. If I make a widget and use GPL code in it without adhering to the license that's no BIGGER a violation than someone running an OS on hardware in VIOLATION of that particular license. You went to great pains to delineate the terms of the GPL, so you understand the idea, the software creator/owner gets to choose the terms under which the software may be used. People that choose not to use an open source license still have the same rights, correct?

    In Germany they have a law voiding any EULA not displayed outside the package of a product, so PearC seems to be going along OK. Personally, I think that's a great idea, that you can't buy something without being informed of ALL the terms before you plunk down your money...

  9. Re:web-app-web on Firefox Mobile Threatens Mobile App Stores, Says Mozilla · · Score: 1

    mmmm... meatmallows...

  10. that's the point... on Zune HD Twitter App Censors Tweets For You! · · Score: 1

    ...but this kind of active content censorship just rubs me the wrong way.

    That's the point! We must make sure that NOBODY rubs ANYBODY in ANYWAY!!! Unchecked, uncensored free instant communication could lead to things like "flash orgies", or worse, real cock fights! (there's your disturbing mental image for the day)

    Trust us, this is for your own good...

    and because this is /. I have to say, just kidding, and that is depressing.

  11. Re:When doves cry... on Former Congressman Learns About Streisand Effect · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't Ted Alvin Klaudt charge people 500 grand for using the Ted Alvin Klaudt name? then I guess I'll have to stop using Ted Alvin Klaudt's name or he might try to collect from me . . .

    Tell him you're a kid, I hear they get a special deal!
    Seriously, the dude is over 550 pounds...
    http://freakbits.com/media/Ted-Alvin-Klaudt.jpg
    if he comes to collect, wait until he is right up to you and then walk away at a brisk pace.

  12. Re:When doves cry... on Former Congressman Learns About Streisand Effect · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps we should start referring to this guy as the CONVICTED CHILD FUCKER formerly named 'Ted Alvin Klaudt'?

    Having been somewhat of an asshole in times past, I thought a bit of clarification was in order. An asshole is someone that cuts you off on the freeway... Now, there's a good chance he will be someone's special asshole every night, but I don't think that's the way you were using the word.

  13. Re:Either Way on Judge Orders Permanent Injunction Against Psystar · · Score: 1

    And if you have a 1394 interface on your mobo you should break out the soldering iron and get that freedom sucking plug out of your life.

    With the exception of a short period of time way back in OS7 land, Apple has always blocked attempts to run their software on other peoples hardware. If they have not gone after PearC yet, they are no doubt working towards that goal.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_clone#Official_Macintosh_clone_program

  14. Re:DECAF: A welcoming news on Hackers Counter Microsoft COFEE With Some DECAF · · Score: 1

    It's not about populatiry, it's about proving that the public en masse can change anything they want.

    True, as long as it is of no consequence. Anything business or government really want will come about one way or another... keeping people occupied with mindless drivel like entertainment just makes it all easier.
    Oh, someone is at the doo

  15. Re:I recently needed to learn how to set a live tr on Dad Delivers Baby Using Wiki · · Score: 1

    Well, it's a lot easier to toss a phone out of the, ah, line of fire, so to speak. If it did get toasted I would LOVE to see the reaction of the phone store employee examining it as the new father explained why it doesn't light up anymore... it might even sustain some more damage.

  16. Re:Unsure. on The Perfect Way To Slice a Pizza · · Score: 1

    uh, so how much pizza do I get? and my head hurts now, can I also have a beer please?

  17. Re:I recently needed to learn how to set a live tr on Dad Delivers Baby Using Wiki · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait, if you were home, why would you need mobile internet? Or were there other circumstances keeping you from accessing your home net connection?

    Because he did not want to have to Goggle "how to clean afterbirth off of a laptop"...

  18. Re:No No No No!!!! on Ads To Offset Cost of Unlocked Google Phone? · · Score: 1

    Do you also happen to offer anything ABSOLUTELY FREE with that?

    Yes, at no extra charge you are automatically opted in to receive periodic information about upgrading to a premium product!

  19. Re:You think global warming is a problem? on Yellowstone Supervolcano Larger Than First Thought · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I totally reject your supposition!

    I respectfully submit that "those jackoffs" can indeed be morons AND on the payroll of big oil and big coal simultaneously.

  20. Re:You get what you pay for on Extended Warranty Purchases Up 10% This Year · · Score: 1

    Pizza analogies make me hungry, can you please use an automotive metaphor? And anytime you have ham and pineapple, toss in some sliced pickled jalapeno peppers (nacho style peppers) to really get things rockin'

  21. Re:I'd much rather... on "Loud Commercial" Legislation Proposed In US Congress · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...

    Magnavox had a feature called "Smart Sound" for many many years, and that's pretty much the function. It also keeps the sound from going too low, like when someone whispers. They now call it "'Automatic Volume Leveling" in current manuals. I'm sure they had a patent in force because I've never seen the feature on another brand... but it's been a long time so maybe other manufacturers are able to implement similar options.

  22. Well that's disappointing... on Mars Express Captures Phobos and Deimos · · Score: 1

    The RSS feed headline said "Mars Express Captures Phobos and Deimos" and I thought to myself, if we can do that then any future comet or asteroid impact should be easy to avoid, we just capture it and park it at Lagrange Point 4. Then we can maybe use the materials as resources for other missions....

    Then I read the story and see we have a stop frame animation that looks like a cut from Robot Chicken.

    It just doesn't pay to get excited about science.

  23. Re:Weird conclusion on Is Earth's Atmosphere an Import? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gravity is a lie perpetrated to keep the people down!

  24. Re:Wait, what? on Three Lawmakers Ask For Enforcement Against Leak Sites · · Score: 1

    If a politician does not act in concert with the direction of party leadership, they get labeled and, if possible, marginalized as to their role in shaping events. When this happens in the Republican party they are called "RINO's" and when it happens in the Democratic party they are called "Blue Dogs". Sometimes it is a single issue that causes the label, a conservative that supports the right to an abortion or a liberal that wants lower taxes. Their party would like to minimize the impact of their views, so the label helps them to assure the faithful that those people with the contrary ideas are "not REALLY a [party_affiliation]", and should be ignored. These people are often the moderates of both parties, and there are more of them that are afraid to stand up to party pressure. I wish they could form a coalition to codify a moderate party platform that leaves both religion and social engineering out of government... but that I fear is just a dream.

  25. Re:Demolition Man on NASA Tests Flying Airbag · · Score: 1

    Indeed, no one like liver puree, less so when it's their liver. If my crashing helicopter was going to deploy an airbag, I'd like it to be one of the pontoon boat sized ones that are used for movie stunt work... Given the volume of one of those and the speed required for useful deployment, I'd be a bit concerned about flying around with all that airbag propellant (it's explosives, really) right under my ass.

    Personally, I'd like to see something that locks (or jettisons) the rotor and then deploys a whole craft parachute like BRS sells for fixed wing aircraft.