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  1. Re:Aweful? on Singer In Grocery Store Ordered To Pay Royalties · · Score: 1

    Don't forget a complete etymology in case someone wants to fork the word. This will be great, we can keep forking until we have 10 or 12 versions of each language but without agreeing on how words are spelled and thus what anything actually means. The first thing we need to do is go after the organizations and publications that are closed source. Medical texts and laws can take on whole new meanings once the words they contain are not constrained by any single set of rules!

    If you'll excuse me now, I've just selected a slightly pointy stick and I'm off to the braille library...

  2. Re:Make a porno on Volunteers Wanted For Simulated 520-Day Mars Trip · · Score: 1

    Other planets hell, what about zero-g? That will put a whole new spin on the "propeller" position!
    Sorry, it's wasn't going to leave my brain until I typed it out....

  3. Re:As someone living in Canada.. on CRTC Issues Net Neutrality Rules · · Score: 1

    .. and I know this will get -1 troll.. but I have to say it...

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..

    and of course.. FUCK!!

    But how do you really feel.

    I suspect they may be holding something back... possibly some repressed displeasure...

  4. Re:Why the need to 'discover' the elements? on Element 114 Verified · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know! The FORMULA:

    You put some protons in,
    and pull some neutrons out,
    then you toss in some electrons,
    and you shake it all about.
    You publish real quick just in case your funding is in doubt.
    And that's what it's all about!

    Tip your waitpeople, I'll be here all week!

  5. Re:Well, I guess it's business as usual... on Microsoft May Be Inflating SharePoint Stats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I find interesting is that this story shows up on the opening day of the (sold out) MS SharePoint Conference 2009...
    Where?
    Vegas Baby!

  6. Re:the thing is.... on Car Glass Rules Could Impair Cell, GPS and Radio Signals In CA · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ..marijuana really isn't illegal at the federal level

    NO, that's wrong. It's a SCHEDULE I drug along with opium, Heroin, LSD and a long list viewable here:
    http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/csa/812.htm#c

    The complex litany of penalties is viewable here:http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/csa/841.htm#a

    There was a Marihuana Tax Act... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marihuana_Tax_Act_of_1937:
    Excerpt From Wikipedia
    In 1969 in Leary v. United States, part of the Act was ruled to be unconstitutional as a violation of the Fifth Amendment, since a person seeking the tax stamp would have to incriminate him/herself. In response the Congress passed the Controlled Substances Act as Title II of the Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act of 1970. The 1937 Act was repealed by the 1970 Act.

  7. Re:Don't forget... on SCO Terminates Darl McBride · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am confused by the moral aspects of this headline. Is moving into the assassination field a step down from patent trolling, or merely a lateral move?

  8. Make it a show... on Observing Evolution Over 40,000 Generations · · Score: 1

    When this guy gets in front of a crowd for a press release or announcement, a pulsating brain slug hat would be a nice touch. And a deadpan monotone "there was no evolutionary leap as some speculated, now kindly don this protective hat so we may give you a tour" would make it perfect.

  9. Re:Create More Hobs ??? on California Moving Forward With Big-Screen TV Power Restrictions · · Score: 1

    The other states won't have to. TV manufactures will all comply so that they can sell in CA. So this will end up effecting all states, regulated or not. It's like this with many things.

    I don't know about that. There are still cars being sold that don't pass California smog requirements. If you want the CA model they cram more crap under the hood. I live close to the CA border and there was a time when car dealers would advertise trying to get people to drive into California to buy a car... it didn't work and eventually they opened branch offices outside the state. Not only are the cars more powerful, the tax level is lower.

    Back to TV's. Once this is in place maybe they can have people come to your home and certify your appliances like they require smog certification for cars. Oh and we could have a TV black market where cheaper power hungry TV's with wasteful features like "instant on" are available at lower than retail... and again no sales tax because if you sell something unlawful you don't normally give the state government a cut.

  10. Re:Altitude on Australian Student Balloon Rises 100,000 Feet, With a Digital Camera · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't see why ANY of this is a big deal. Joe Kittinger RODE a balloon up over 100,000 and then jumped out, with cameras rolling. OK, they weren't digital cameras, and the whole job cast a lot more than $200. but it was back in the 60's...

    During the test his suit leaked but he kept going http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Excelsior
    Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcT8lKKpeXs&feature=related

  11. Re:Balance Sheet on Michael Dell Says Windows 7 Will Make You Love PCs · · Score: 1

    Well, here it is just before Christmas, Windows 7 is about to hit the shelves, and I don't think the public has the confidence to drop a wad of cash shopping this year... I think on December 26 there will be a lot of unsold inventory and retailers will need to slash prices to get stuff moving. Personally, I'm looking forward to that. If I see a good deal after the holidays I'm hoping to upgrade my hardware.

  12. Re:Will errors ever go away? on CT Scan "Reset Error" Gives 206 Patients Radiation Overdose · · Score: 4, Funny

    SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MEATSACK!

    Scanning with high intensity radiation reveals he is in fact about 60 percent water, 16 percent protein, 15 percent fat, and about 3 percent nitrogen... So, more of a stringy, greasy, slightly gassy water bag really.

    Sorry about the high levels of radiation used to obtain the data, your armpits should stop smoking any minute now.

  13. Re:Very nice, but... on High-Temp Superconductors To Connect Power Grids · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, a 5GW circuit breaker... I just got a vision of jumping into a bulldozer in order to flick the enormous reset switch.

  14. Re:Political reform? on Wikileaks Plans To Make the Web Leakier · · Score: 1

    How is it that every other time a politician cheats on his wife we hear about it?

    I doubt we hear about more than 2 or 3 percent. Most politicians are in way too large a glass house to be playing with rocks. While I'm sure some leaks have been for power manipulation, I would think the bulk of them come from people close to a situation that is morally appalling to them. I think that letting something leak is a way of clearing cognitive dissonance brought on by working for the type of people that run the system.

  15. Re:France just sucks on French President Violates His Own Copyright Law, Again · · Score: 1

    Oh, that was hard to check... second Google hit goes to Wikipedia...

    "Geimer testified that Polanski gave her a combination of champagne and quaaludes,"

    "Polanski was initially charged with with six counts: "Furnishing Quaaludes to a Minor", "Child Molesting", "Rape by the use of Drugs", "Sodomy", "Oral Copulation" and "Unlawful Sexual Intercourse". These charges were dismissed under the terms of his plea bargain, and he pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of engaging in unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor."

  16. Re:! hyperdrive on Hyperdrive Propulsion Could Be Tested At the LHC · · Score: 1

    If you name it Hyperdrive now, what will you name a FTL drive? Full-speed Hyperdrive? Hi-Speed?

    You name it "Butt Pucker Drive" because the guy that has to flip the switch to test it the first time will have a round hole in his shorts for sure.

  17. Re:More or less irrelevant on How Dangerous Could a Hacked Robot Possibly Be? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It depends. If a neighbor's dog kept pooping on my lawn and he had one of those lawnmowing robots, the bot might just mysteriously gain a taste for his petunias.

    What would be impressive is to get the lawnmower to go after the dog. Most pets freak out at the sight of a vacuum cleaner, the dog might get a bit constipated if every time it tried to crap the lawnmower fired up and headed straight for hm...

  18. Re:Awesome. on London Stock Exchange Rejects .NET For Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    But where will the stock exchange go now for their daily dose of evil?

    Dude, it's the Stock Exchange... that's like asking "Oh, how will we ever make this ocean wet?"

  19. Re:Their site... on Do Retailers Often Screen User Reviews? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Apparently it's a major pain the arse for them but it makes the site on of the best places to buy stuff too.

    Even if I'm not buying there I check to see if the item I want has any reviews. I also do a quick google with "[product_name_model] problem" and see if there are a lot of negative forum posts. I don't think screening posts is illegal, but it's sure not right. I would also contact the BBB about it.

  20. OK, Fine. on Did Chicago Lose Olympic Bid Due To US Passport Control? · · Score: 1

    We'll just have our own olympics, but with blackjack, and hookers.
    On second though, forget about the blackjack and the olympic parts...

  21. Re:Sued? on UK Court Order Served Over Twitter, To Anonymous User Posing As Another · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nice rant but the twitterer is being served an injunction and not being sued at all . . .

    Twitter is the delivery method, not named as a party to an action. If you mail someone an injunction, you are not serving an injunction on the post office, you are using the post office to serve a third party... same thing here.

    For what is thought to be the first time Twitter is being used to send a court order to a user of the Twitter service.

    Yet another reason not to use the thing.

  22. Re:T-Mobile Doesn't Even Work on A Mobile Phone Mesh That Can Survive Carrier Network Failure · · Score: 1

    Hey! Joe Bob runs a fine service and the only time there is any issue is if both circuits are busy.

  23. Re:Isn't this goingg a bit far? on Relaunched Recovery.gov Fails Accessibility Standards · · Score: 1

    I have a wrench for that, it will tighten up everything but the ability to sense fear in squirrels. Good thing that one already fell off of most people anyway...

    Seriously, I'm on oxygen and walk with a cane. I'll never hike into the Grand Canyon again, and I just avoid some things like visiting hilly towns (S.F. or even Jerome, AZ.) I do like being able to get into buildings via a ramp as stairs kick my ass... but I don't think they should have one circling the Statue of Liberty just so I can go to the very top of it. The whole PC thing is just gone nuts and I don't see how it will ever end as long as someone has the time and money to raise a stink. A REAL global economic meltdown would put an end to all this crap as we busied ourselves catching rodents for dinner... And squirrels are the easiest for me, I can sense their fear...

  24. Re:Seems fair to me. on New Bill Proposes Open Source Requirement for Publicly Funded Books · · Score: 1

    Why thank you for that wonderful coffee bath, the inside of my nose really needed a pick me up and a nice strong french roast at mouth temperature was just the ticket!

    They are now spending stuff they ain't got yet and if they give something "back" it means they'll be taking twice as much later...

  25. Re:Wow on Exoplanet Has Showers of Pebbles · · Score: 1

    In the desert we get virga, when the condensate never hits the ground because it re-evaporates... I wonder if this might happen on COROT-7b. Also, you might get some fractional distillation going with different minerals settling out at different temperatures (i.e. altitudes). That would be really cool if there were little copper lumps and little zinc lumps with a nice mist of lead and other soft metals floating over the whole thing... the universe's largest dry cell battery!