It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so
quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable
proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to
orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the
same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is
an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual
honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence
that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our
public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any
further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the
elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the
liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans.
Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these
satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of
kilometers up. That's right, neighbors.. the next time you're out in
the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals
will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the
difference between a Colt.45 and a.38 Special! And when they detect
you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to
figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley
is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at
night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to
prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for
that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by
nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon,
emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by
key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically
moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of
their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but
consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there
is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical
documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially
launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union
address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have
said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking
of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long
history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in
this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun
goes down.
Food and water are necessary of course. I haven't heard of any recent famines in India.
You guess correctly. India hasn't had a famine in recent memory. The last one was in the 70's I think.
I suspect that "shelter" as defined in India is different though. I bet they don't have car dependant McMansion neighborhoods there.
You are mostly correct, but it depends on whether you are talking about urban or rural places. But generally people walk or take the bus. Railways form an important part of Indian life. More people=less space for each person. Everyone generally lives with their families/friends, and it is rare for people to live alone.
You probably have smaller apartments, denser cities, and I bet their public transportation doesn't suck.
The major cities (Bombay, Delhi) have excellent public transport. Over 80% of people use them everyday.
Cheap phones in India cost less than $100. It is a valuable investment especially if you use the phone for conducting business. Farmers can get updates on the best areas to sell their fruits and vegetables, women are empowered to start more small scale businesses.
But judging from your post, I'm guessing you wouldn't know anything about investments.
Stupid people wasting their time on insignificant things. Nothing and no one can save you. Abandon hope now. Accept that you are a semi-evolved ape thing mercifully ignorant of the sanity-blasting truths of the greater cosmos.
Time for my prayers:
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
The flash players on the Colbert Report and The Daily Show sites require 1Mb for uninterrupted viewing. In fact, I think all of comedycentral.com has that requirement. I'm not sure what they do with that much memory(I dont trust Viacom). Its not mandatory, but they show an annoying prompt each time you load a new video, unless you agree to raise the limit from 100Kb to 1Mb.
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Its funny how in this economic climate the meanings of the words economical and astronomical have interchanged.
But does it work with 3 dimensional chess?
The universe is big. Really big. It may seem like a long way to the corner chemist, but compared to the universe, that's peanuts. (Douglas Adams)
That sounds like the game Ender plays in Ender's Game?
+1 Insightful, I wish I had mod points for you now.
Sigh, its Gandhi not Ghandi. One is his name, the other is not.
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!) Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in
the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals
will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the
difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect
you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to
figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley
is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at
night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to
prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for
that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by
nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon,
emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by
key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically
moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of
their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but
consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there
is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical
documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially
launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union
address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have
said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking
of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long
history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in
this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun
goes down.
I am told that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and orange juice concentrate you can make napalm.
Haven't you watched the video?
Hmmm, Omicron Eridani. Is that near Omicron Persei 8
Well, that would invalidate idiocracy.
Food and water are necessary of course. I haven't heard of any recent famines in India.
You guess correctly. India hasn't had a famine in recent memory. The last one was in the 70's I think.
I suspect that "shelter" as defined in India is different though. I bet they don't have car dependant McMansion neighborhoods there.
You are mostly correct, but it depends on whether you are talking about urban or rural places. But generally people walk or take the bus. Railways form an important part of Indian life. More people=less space for each person. Everyone generally lives with their families/friends, and it is rare for people to live alone.
You probably have smaller apartments, denser cities, and I bet their public transportation doesn't suck.
The major cities (Bombay, Delhi) have excellent public transport. Over 80% of people use them everyday.
Cheap phones in India cost less than $100. It is a valuable investment especially if you use the phone for conducting business. Farmers can get updates on the best areas to sell their fruits and vegetables, women are empowered to start more small scale businesses.
But judging from your post, I'm guessing you wouldn't know anything about investments.
why someone can't offer a similar price structure in the United States?
Greed.
Nights in Rodents?
You should lie on the floor or put paper bags over your heads.
Is Mario's first name Joe?
People like you are hurting the economy. Why do you hate this country?
If a post has been marked by sufficient number of mods as troll, it should be deleted.
However, this article quotes Ben Wang, director of Florida State's High-Performance Materials Institute..
And I'm Ben Wang.
Stupid people wasting their time on insignificant things. Nothing and no one can save you. Abandon hope now. Accept that you are a semi-evolved ape thing mercifully ignorant of the sanity-blasting truths of the greater cosmos.
Time for my prayers: Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it. For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
I'm so glad bash is back.
The flash players on the Colbert Report and The Daily Show sites require 1Mb for uninterrupted viewing. In fact, I think all of comedycentral.com has that requirement. I'm not sure what they do with that much memory(I dont trust Viacom). Its not mandatory, but they show an annoying prompt each time you load a new video, unless you agree to raise the limit from 100Kb to 1Mb.
No one knows his phone number. He has no friends.
Excellent Red Vs Blue reference