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  1. Re:Aging Out on NYU Study: America's Voting Machines Are Rapidly Aging Out · · Score: 1

    Wow, you people really are ahead of the times.

  2. Re:Bitch please, RIAA on YouTube 'Dancing Baby' Copyright Ruling Sets Pre-Trial Fair Use Guideline · · Score: 1

    Hopefully, in the future, infants will think twice before enjoying Prince's music unlawfully.

    Especially since formerly, infants were not considering the ramifications of their behavior when enjoying the artist formerly known as Prince's music lawfully, or otherwise.

  3. Re:I think "well defined" piece-by-piece would be on Philosophical Differences In Autonomous Car Tech · · Score: 1
    • Well, your Android's bluetooth-connected heart rate monitor will probably notice that you're dead and call ahead to your original destination.
    • v2 will have it identify, call, and redirect to a funeral home en route, at which point your body will be transferred to a self-driving hearse.
      • After that it will reroute again to bring your body to the just-in-time scheduled wake at the church.
    • v3 will first defib you to keep you alive long enough to repent your sins before you actually pass away.

    This way when you die, you'll die like your own grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all his passengers. [with apologies to Will Rogers]

  4. Re:Discount on Researcher: The US Owes the World $4 Trillion For Trashing the Climate · · Score: 1

    Depends on what his environmental policies would have been, I guess.

  5. Re:Unibody? on WSJ: We Need the Right To Repair Our Gadgets · · Score: 1

    A lightweight and small phone means a sealed case.

    Add "waterproof" and you have my extended attention.

  6. Not yet, anyway on WSJ: We Need the Right To Repair Our Gadgets · · Score: 1

    Repairing stuff isn't as complicated as they want you to think.

    I wonder how far off we are, though.

  7. Re:Interesting on You Don't Have To Be Good At Math To Learn To Code · · Score: 1

    Many of the "old " assignments--implement three different sorting algorithms and compare their properties just seemed totally archaic to his students

    Possibly because they predate the existence of Google. Maybe the professor should come up with situations and algorithms that Google doesn't have an answer for?

  8. Re:Free Time is the only currency worth a damn on Why Do So Many Tech Workers Dislike Their Jobs? · · Score: 1

    If they really wanted you to stay, they'd offer an on-site laundromat with wi-fi and free dinner for you and the family.

  9. Re:And so it begins on Shifu Banking Trojan Has an Antivirus Feature To Keep Other Malware At Bay · · Score: 1

    1. As long as you wait for all the other machines to be patched and comply with security best practices
    2. you will never stop waiting
    3. guaranteeing recurring subscriptions to your antivirus software
    4. and your services will be under attack
    5. guaranteeing continuous future employment defending against such attacks
    6. Profit!
  10. Re:For starters... on Ask Slashdot: What Would You Do If You Were Suddenly Wealthy? · · Score: 1

    Anyway, it's not a real problem... But an annoying thing that's developed since he became 'very comfortable'...

    There's your solution right there. It takes effort and luck to be financially very comfortable. But returning the favor by annoying someone back? That's totally free, and triples your investment in entertainment value after the first couple times. You just have to be creative about it :-)

  11. Re:Excel "innovations" on Unearthed E.T. Atari Game Cartridges Score $108K At Auction · · Score: 1

    As a power Excel user, you'd be a great person to create/reference an Excel/Google spreadsheet/Libreoffice Calc/others comparison table, grouped and/or sorted by the more useful spreadsheet functions. It would help people discover the more useful functionality and avoid the fluff and distractions added in recent years.

  12. Re:Yeah, nah. on Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages · · Score: 1

    Exactly -- immigrants will more than likely get tossed into a truck, then end up at a doorstep or loading dock fairly quickly, with a couple corners bent and at least a few smears of dirt on them, and in very rare cases, with some minor water damage

  13. Re:The above is informative ? on Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages · · Score: 1

    I know it's fictional, but the campaign that Paul Atreides used to take command of the galaxy was mostly peaceful, right? I don't remember any Muslims being involved in that one.

  14. Re:Yeah, nah. on Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages · · Score: 1

    Well, no, because people in other countries know the U.S. does that stuff mostly for fun. Now it's getting real.

  15. Re:it's just going to get shrugged off? on Federal Court Overturns Ruling That NSA Metadata Collection Was Illegal · · Score: 2

    Well, it's not 'just' shrugged off -- this is the great US legal system. If a Federal appeals court judge should shrug, it is because s/he shrugs with the shoulders of giants.

  16. Etherpad lite is pretty close on Open Source, Collaborative Rich-Text, Web-Based Editor Almost Available · · Score: 2

    I was able to spin up an instance of Etherpad Lite pretty easily. It's not very rich text, but does have programming language syntax highlighter and other plugins.

  17. Re:So everyone is rude... on Most People Use Their Phones During Social Events, Despite Thinking It Harms Conversation · · Score: 2

    why do people think it is acceptable to ... pee all over public toilets?

    Because they're (see item 10) dainty and/or fastidious.

  18. Re:Good luck with that in the US on The Case For Teaching Ignorance · · Score: 1

    I've noticed this too, and recently started to wonder whether this attitude towards failure varies with cultural or other social factors. But then again, I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to those kinds of things.

  19. Re:So? on Robots Are Coming For Our Jobs, Just Not All of Them · · Score: 1

    What kind of job? Perhaps one where the fact that a human is performing it is part of its value -- e.g., entertainer, or something else?

  20. So finally ... on Hugos Refuse To Award Anyone Rather Than Submit To Fans' Votes · · Score: 2

    What was the best reading/watching this year? The nominees, or some stuff that didn't clear the nomination cut? This whole thing seems kind of confusing.

  21. Dumb question, but on Some Observers Perceive the Universe To Be Much Younger Than We Do · · Score: 1

    Could a different observer identify the universe as being much older than us, by the same argument?

    Also, less seriously, if the rest of the universe is travelling away from us at light speed, but there's nobody on those planets to observe it, is it actually older?

  22. Re:Nobody expects the spanish inquisition on San Jose May Put License Plate Scanners On Garbage Trucks · · Score: 1

    does not mean the government gets the right to give me a rectal exam every time I set foot outside my house.

    Of course not. That would be socialized medicine.

  23. For newbies on Engaging Newbies In Email Encryption and Network Privacy · · Score: 1

    Cool! I want privacy for my Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram, and text messages, how do I get that? I use email to communicate with my grandparents, but how do I get it for the stuff I use, like, every day?

  24. Re:Amazing on Trump Targets the Abuse of H-1B Visas · · Score: 1

    Two words: President Schwarzenegger.

  25. Re: Shocking on Researchers Grow Tiny Human Brain In Lab · · Score: 1

    Did your opinion about equating/similarizing scientific research with 'toying with things' increase or decrease (or stay the same)? Just my opinion, but my suspicion is that someone smart enough to do research would have to either directly consider or consciously set aside the (frequently culturally specific) moral implications of their work, especially in the life sciences fields, to be able to get anything done.

    Through history, scientific research has always conflicted with someone's sense (at least on the fringes) of right and wrong. These are what you, the newest member of your family, and all of us are confronted with for our era. They aren't easy questions.

    P.S. Congratulations, by the way.