"Does anyone actually listen to this crap?"
What about Creed? Personally, I think they are a shite band, but their millions of fans who didn't realize that they were a Xtian rock band seemed to like them...
Printing devices are just machines used for printing fake boarding passes, and they all know it. So it's time to get paid for it!
-Department of Homeland Security
Has there been any research studying the effects of playing with Legos on mental development in children? It seems intuitive to me and probably others here that there is some positive correlation if not outright causality between these types of toys and intelligence.
Well, I played with Legos (sorry...Lego brand brick-type plastic blocks), and I'm fucking brilliant!
christianity plays a considerable part in US politics.
Bingo!
This is a fact that seems to escape most Americans, when it should be scaring them shitless! Why is there not much being made of the fact that 7 (or 8?) states amended their state constitutions to make same-sex marriage illegal? AMENDED THEIR STATE CONSTITUTIONS!!
This legislation based on religion needs to be stopped! We are headed for a theocracy, and it frightens me. Save the United States of Jesusistan!
You are right that I shouldn't have made that post...just a troll, and I apologize.
But this statement is ridiculous:
Unless you can prove any of the accounts of the Bible false, then I will consider them facts.
Using that method, you can "prove" damn near anything to be true! So unless you can prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (or the Invisible Pink Unicorn etc.) is not our Lord and Creator, I will consider them to be so!
Ok...I'm done on this subject here, since it's off topic and this will just turn into a flamewar.
So let's just agree to disagree on the bible thing, and agree to agree that in Soviet Russia, dieties prove the existance of YOU!!:)
How is this any different WITHOUT a babel fish? If you are speaking to someone in a language that isn't their native tongue, shouldn't you try to avoid idiomatic expressions anyway?
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Aren't you listening? This technology allow you to download more porn, which increases the width of your frontside bus!
[red-faced]Hahaha! Great catch...I can't believe I snarked my own damn self! :)[/red-faced]
[snarky]So uhhh...have you ever seen the movie "Gone in 60,000 milliseconds"?[/snarky]
I thought it was where knight wannabees trained to fight windmills....
That might be the most idiotic thing I have ever read. You may wish to research this a bit before you accidentally preach it to the wrong group....
"Does anyone actually listen to this crap?"
:)
What about Creed? Personally, I think they are a shite band, but their millions of fans who didn't realize that they were a Xtian rock band seemed to like them...
BTW...whatever happened to Stryper?
Where would you rather be during an earthquake?
A. A stopped train
B. A train traveling at over 150 mph
Unless I am feeling especially bored, I will usually choose the possibility of the train merely tipping over a high speed derailment
CLEVER! You almost had me, but I realized that this was a trick question...there ARE no great clips of Jay Leno!
Printing devices are just machines used for printing fake boarding passes, and they all know it. So it's time to get paid for it! -Department of Homeland Security
Well, I played with Legos (sorry...Lego brand brick-type plastic blocks), and I'm fucking brilliant!
:)
You could proactivley fight it, or you could just wait until his term is up in 2008...
My job doesn't pay enough for me to afford a Lamborghini, so I stole one.
Bingo!
This is a fact that seems to escape most Americans, when it should be scaring them shitless! Why is there not much being made of the fact that 7 (or 8?) states amended their state constitutions to make same-sex marriage illegal? AMENDED THEIR STATE CONSTITUTIONS!!
This legislation based on religion needs to be stopped! We are headed for a theocracy, and it frightens me. Save the United States of Jesusistan!
But this statement is ridiculous:
Using that method, you can "prove" damn near anything to be true! So unless you can prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (or the Invisible Pink Unicorn etc.) is not our Lord and Creator, I will consider them to be so!
Ok...I'm done on this subject here, since it's off topic and this will just turn into a flamewar.
So let's just agree to disagree on the bible thing, and agree to agree that in Soviet Russia, dieties prove the existance of YOU!!
No, it's a sad day when the details of the bible are described as "facts"!
Best, most hilarious Spelling Nazi EVER!!!!!!!
Reading your poems make me dizzy and achey,
Please type <br> to insert line breaky!
!!! And that one is modded even HIGHER! AAAAHHHH!!!
....hilarity ensued.
I, for one, do NOT welcome our new beowolf cluster of cliche modding-up overlords!
Gah! In Soviet Russia, no one mods up cliche posts!
There are two penalties on the play. Holding, #64 Democrats, personal foul, unnecessary roughness, #56 Republicans. Penalties offset, replay the down!
Ed Hochuli
"guy who walks around like a stormtrooper and practiced karate outside the building on summer mornings"
Dwight Schrute is a real person?!?!?!?
seeing the terms "symboligy" and "falic" does NOT make me feel like Riverdancing....
How is this any different WITHOUT a babel fish? If you are speaking to someone in a language that isn't their native tongue, shouldn't you try to avoid idiomatic expressions anyway?
"He must know that language is more then just words, there is grammer to" Dont' furget that their's also speling!