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  1. In other news on Experts Now Say JFK Bullet Analysis Was Wrong · · Score: 4, Funny

    The researchers believe that the chunk of "grassy knoll" they found among the fragments might also be significant.

  2. Premium? on Amazon to Open DRM-Free MP3 Music Download Store · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From TFA:

    Eric Nicoli, EMI CEO: "They have been an important retail partner of ours, and we are delighted they will be offering consumers EMI's new premium DRM-free downloads in their new digital music store..."

    Hmm, what does the word "premium" mean in there? More expensive? Just some subset of their catalog?

  3. there != their on 'Racetrack' Memory Could Replace Hard Drives? · · Score: 3, Informative
    their location.

    I will stop now before I make a simple grammatical error myself.

    (yes, I know you're looking, hmm, hmm, must be one here somewhere)

  4. Re:"Put it on my tab" on USPTO Examiner Rejected 1-Click Claims As "Obvious" · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you were going for funny, but as you got insightful... it might seem logical, but it is not how the patent system works. An idea in on field that is well know can be patented when applied to another field. For instance, if there was some well known technique used in tape drives and you thought of a way to use it in disc drives, you could patent that.

  5. I could not read the summary on AMD Promises Open Source Graphics Drivers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry, I could not read the summary. I have worked in R&D... I got as far as "VP of sales has promised" and had a panic attack.

  6. Re:personal responsibility on Blame Your Mistakes on Technology · · Score: 1

    I blame slashdot for my inabilty to reply to provide a witty retort to your comment.

    I blame slashdot for my inabilty to provide for my family.

  7. Re:do you hear that? on Sounds Bring Google Earth to Life · · Score: 1

    Blind people, you insensitive clod!

  8. Re:only 10% or less of shares floated on Google Shareholders Reject Censorship Proposal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, mod parent up - portraying this as a bunch of anonymous investors deciding what Google should do is inaccurate. Page, Brin, and the CEO have super-voting shares worth 10 times normal shares - they are in 100% control of Google.

  9. They should have a patch hour on Time to End Microsoft's Patch Tuesday? · · Score: 1

    They should have a patch hour, it would be every day - just like a happy hour, but without the half price drinks. Um, or the happiness.

  10. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? on Are Sysadmins Really that Bad? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you trying to get us in trouble?! It's a damn good thing I'm a subscriber, I managed to block slashdot in our squid cache and drop it in a dns blackhole just before this story went live.
    You must be one of the good sysadmins. The bad sysadmins have just been yanking the cables out of the back of the routers.
  11. T4 on New "Terminator" Trilogy Planned · · Score: 2, Funny

    T4: The return of the return of the machines.
    T5: The return of the return of the return of the machines.
    T6: The return of the return of the return of the return of the machines.

    I could work in Hollywood.

  12. Re:hmm on Student, Denied Degree For MySpace Photo, Sues · · Score: 1

    Yes, I agree.

  13. So, let me get this straight on Verizon Claims Free Speech Over NSA Wiretapping · · Score: 1

    I can yell "FIRE" in a crowded theater... if I'm petitioning the Government (maybe on the subject of what it should do with GWB)?

  14. Re:hmm on Student, Denied Degree For MySpace Photo, Sues · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well the university's response is here: http://www.millersville.edu/announcements/snyder.p hp

    They hint at some other problem which they can't go into because of 'federal student privacy restrictions'. I guess you'd expect them to say something like that though.

  15. Re:Feels strange on CNET Reporters Intend to Sue HP Over Surveillance · · Score: 1

    Yes, you're all right. I wasn't making some big statement - that's why I used the word 'feels'.

  16. Feels strange on CNET Reporters Intend to Sue HP Over Surveillance · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Feels strange journalists suing for invasion of privacy - let's see: one bunch of people who invade people's privacy for money suing another bunch of people who invaded that first bunch of people's privacy for money for money.

    (disclaimer: I used to work for hp back in the last century, although they never really asked me to be on the board or anything)

  17. Re:I'm afraid of the meta-analogy police but.. on Utah Anti-Kids-Spam Registry "a Flop" · · Score: 5, Funny

    The original idea was as stupid as forcing slashdot posters to check their analogies in a dictionary.
    Eh? That makes no sense. Checking analogies in a dictionary would be like having a car with automatic toenail clippers.
  18. Re:Yeah, I get the same feeling here on The Elevator Effect In Second Life · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's better.

  19. Yeah, I get the same feeling here on The Elevator Effect In Second Life · · Score: 5, Funny

    I get the same feeling here: I'll post something, and then someone else will post just below me, and it'll be stuck there right next to my post FOREVER.

    Freaks me out.

  20. That's not what TFA says on The End of .Mac and Google Apps? · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hmm, the summary says we'll have home servers "rendering Apple's .Mac accourendering Apple's .Mac accounts and Google's productivity software uselessnts and Google's productivity software useless".

    But TFA's only mention of Google or .Mac says:

    The technorati among you may protest: Why do we need home servers when everything is migrating online? Google has a full suite of productivity software available that works through a Web browser, and services like .Mac function as an online virtual server for home and small business users without bringing IT problems home. Combine that with a general trend toward higher bandwidth, and the distinction between your network and the Internet becomes almost academic. Nevertheless, the end result is the same: a server massive, networked, securely backed up and well-managed storage that is accessible from anywhere.

    which is not the same thing at all.

  21. Re:What's a breakpoint? on Breakpoints have now been patented · · Score: 2, Funny

    How does a developer manage to work for a few years without knowing what a breakpoint is?

    by writing completely bug free code?

    What are these breakpoints of which you speak, anyway?

  22. Re:crazy on Obama's MySpace Drama · · Score: 1

    I don't know. That's only 30 cents a friend. I don't think the economic value of my myspace friends would be quite that high, but I'm only trying to sell a few tunes... he's trying to become President of the United States of America.

  23. Self financing? on NASA Tackles Ethics of Deep-Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    film it to fund the mission?

  24. Gag away on SCO Wanted To Gag Torvalds, Moglen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gagging is ancient history. It's people duct taping my typing fingers I worry about.

  25. Would you fail if... on Want To Work At Google? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you fail if... you threw up at the first mention of the word "Google-y"? Ah, that's me out...