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Are Sysadmins Really that Bad?

tgbrittai asks: "According to Paul Boutin they are merely an obstacle to be manipulated or outmaneuvered. According to Steve Wozniak they are pimps. I've known my share of good and bad sysadmins, programmers and every other professional role out there, and I have to wonder: are sysadmins really THAT bad?" Most times sys-admins are overworked and underpaid and have to deal with users who take advantage of their local IT person, tasking them to fix systems that they callously break. Others are truly worth the name "Bastard Operators from Hell". How would you rate your sys-admin and what things did you have to do to make things run smoothly (or not)?

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  1. Are you trying to get us in trouble? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Are you trying to get us in trouble?! It's a damn good thing I'm a subscriber, I managed to block slashdot in our squid cache and drop it in a dns blackhole just before this story went live.

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    1. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but aren't you the only one there who reads /. anyway?

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    2. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you trying to get us in trouble?! It's a damn good thing I'm a subscriber, I managed to block slashdot in our squid cache and drop it in a dns blackhole just before this story went live.
      You must be one of the good sysadmins. The bad sysadmins have just been yanking the cables out of the back of the routers.
    3. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, really BAD admins start fire in the building to cause a complete emergency evacuation of the building. Of course, during evacuation some people (the ones who read Slashdot, by sheer coincidence) do not make it to the fire escape.

      Can't allow them to browse Slashdot from home...

    4. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by avronius · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The Woz' doesn't say that sysadmins are pimps. He says that he'd support his son's decision if he chose to become a pimp, but would not support him if he chose to become a network administrator. From the link:

      As I administered a network that spanned my homes and friends' homes and public ad private schools and libraries in my town, using T1's and RF links, I got bogged down. Frequently things would fail and, whether it was my equipment or the ISP above me, I was the middle man letting a lot of people down. I lost my life to this for a year and finally got staff hired to administer part of the WAN for the public schools. Finally, the problems became very rare. I'm in a city with very bad phone service and very bad T1 service too. I don't think that the Network Administrator job is a bad gig. Some of my best friends do the network thing, and until the last few years, it was a large part of any role that I filled.

      I will admit, however, that I always hear circus music when I'm standing near one...
    5. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by david.given · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be one of the good sysadmins. The bad sysadmins have just been yanking the cables out of the back of the routers.

      Was that incompetent-bad, or evil-bad?

    6. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be one of the good sysadmins. The bad sysadmins have just been yanking the cables out of the back of the routers.
      Thank god I'm lucky and I have a good sysadm
      NO ROUTE TO HOST
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    7. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be one of the good sysadmins. The bad sysadmins have just been yanking the cables out of the back of the routers.


      No, they use the appropriate variant of this.
    8. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chaotic Neutral...

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    9. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Are we that bad? Yes.

      And I should know, because I am one :)

      What was your username again? <clickety-click>

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    10. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by allenw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think Woz's post tells us what a lot of us already know: Just because you're "technical" doesn't mean you can be a "high-end" administrator or understand the difficulties/nuances of "scaling up".

      It reminds me of many, many, many conversations I've had with programmers, qa, etc, over the years where they tell me what they perceive to be the solution to the problem without really understanding either the long term impact or other factors. [I'm sure we've all heard the "disks are cheap" line when someone has filled their home directory with crap.]

    11. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by tibike77 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, those would be "brutal" sysadmins.
      A truly evil sysadmin would have root access and rootkits installed on all user's home computers already ("here, have this software for home, you'll love it") and have them all zombified under his command. ;)

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    12. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by Kwiik · · Score: 1

      he clearly works in an IT call centre where the lowlifes under him think they know even more than him

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    13. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by trb · · Score: 1

      You must be one of the good sysadmins. The bad sysadmins have just been yanking the cables out of the back of the routers.

      The good sysadmins release the cables using the clips. The bad sysadmins use tin snips.

    14. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's my VP that says 'storage is free'. He's a former DBA and he's right.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    15. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm almost sorry to have used your account like that but I could not post the parent under my own so as not to arouse suspicion in my own company :)

    16. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Ssshhh! Don't give away all my secrets!

    17. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Funny

      The bad sysadmins have just been yanking the cables out of the back of the routers.

      PHB: Can you fix our routers so that employees can't visit useless websites?
      Dogbert: I can do better than that, I can make it so they can't do anything useless at all.
      PHB: Really? How soon can you set that up?
      Dogbert: (rips the cables out of the router) Done. I've seen your business plan.

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    18. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by allenw · · Score: 1

      As I stated, I was thinking primarily of home directories. DB's are a slightly different beast though. ;)

      I'd hope as a former DBA he's aware of the impact of just adding storage to system... because it is rarely "free" after you take into consideration the costs of things like hardware maintenance, backup/recovery, redundancy, etc. But I'm sure he was looking at it from the application's perspective. [Where, yes, using the space to store more tables/indices/whatever is generally preferred to conserving space if there is a big application payoff.]

      I was also thinking of an instance when a fairly well known kernel engineer was complaining about IT's inability to deploy some rather complicated service (Kerberos? something like that) to all of the large company we worked for (300 or so server rooms globally, many with paper cups and string for connectivity). After all, he was able to do it on his home network... Argh.

    19. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Nope. Compared to the cost of high activity on the box and the box itself, an extra 100G of old data is free. We partition our keys so it isn't even that big a deal.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    20. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1

      Come now, a truly evil SA would blackmail them with the porn his rootkit 'found' on their home PC...

    21. Re:Are you trying to get us in trouble? by mighty_columbia · · Score: 1

      We are own all of your routes!! Muahahahaha!!

  2. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    End of Thread.

    1. Re:Yes by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      How did the parent get modded Offtopic?

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    2. Re:Yes by skintigh2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm sure they must do something important, but as far as helping the employees do work they are completely useless as far as I'm concerned. They come up with policies like "only use IE 5" at a computer security company and withhold privileges from people who know way more then they do, and block all security patches. Oh, and block all the dangerous hacker websites like redhat.com and secureinfo.com.

      I once asked the sysadmins why we have 100 people on one printer that always breaks down, and could I be added to one of the many idle printers, and was basically told to go hack the servers and reconfigure the network myself. This was at a huge defense contractor. These were the same guys who backed up gigs of work on the F-22 onto obsolete tapes and then deleted the network drives and then threw away all of the tape readers. Yes, all of them. I was later assigned to reverse engineer what were basically sealed black boxes and re-do the VHDL. That begs the question: "why didn't the buy used readers on ebay?" Good question. Oh, and we had a 5 MB share drive to store all of our work, so obviously we stored almost everything locally. If we reported a problem with our PC they would reformat the machine. Once I told them I had a problem and to not format my machine unless they back up all the data. They said fine. Later I returned to find my machine formatted and my work gone. When I called they told me "we never back up data, it should be on your share drive." They decided something was wrong with my cubemate's computer and snuck in when he was at lunch and reformatted it without ever informing him. He lost years of email and all of his work. After that everyone put signs on their cases that said "do not format this machine." Oh, and our net of 50-100 people was on token ring and none of our apps were installed locally. If one person kicked the cable wrong we were all out of business.

      At another defense contractor I reported problems where my machine would lock up for 300 seconds at specific intervals, and was told my problem was impossible and it didn't exist. I reported it many times before finding some lower guy, telling him about it, and he fixed the DNS server 5 minutes later. They never did fix the feature where if I set my clock to the correct time the server would change it to be off by 17 minutes. They also insisted that was impossible and never looked into it. It's not a bug, it's not a feature, it's a hallucination apparently.

      Later at that company I requested a laptop with admin privs before leaving on 1-2 week trip, only to told after I got there that they don't give admin privs so that I basically lugged a boat anchor across the country for no reason as I couldn't install the compiler. You should have heard him whine when I said "So in order to use it I guess I just have to reformat it. No problem."

    3. Re:Yes by cloudmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They come up with policies like "only use IE 5" at a computer security company and withhold privileges from people who know way more then they do, and block all security patches.

      First, if they come up with policies like "use IE5", they're not really sysadmins. Sysadmins don't set policies on Windows machines, particularly desktops. Sysadmins administer servers, and "real" servers don't usually run Windows (even then, they don't have policies dictating the browser to be used). Workstation people are "help desk" or "Microsoft Certified Professionals" or something other than sysadmins.

      Second, every time I've heard someone complain that they know more than the admin above them, it's always proven out to be false. "Well, I set up my Linksys wireless router at home to use a different network name than Linksys, I know as much as that stupid Cisco Engineer who can't even get all of my porn sites to behave at work". Or "I installed Linux From Scratch, I know way more about Unix in general than the people who designed the network running 10,000 HP-UX machines". Yeah, right. Welcome to the land of no credibility, populated by thousands of end-users just like you, who don't even know enough to realize what you don't know. The neighboring town is full of the users who always say "I didn't do anything, the file just disappeared", even if you watched them drag the file to a different folder / press the delete button / click "ok" without reading the message - many of them have weekend condos in the land of no credibility.

      Sounds like you had some bad sysadmins, sure. Incompetent people might obtain/attain the job title of sysadmin, but they're not really more than "company computer guy" (much like I've had "engineer" in my title before, despite not finishing an Engineering program). Based on the tone of the post, though, I'm fairly confident that you would've eventually had bad experiences even with a good sysadmin.

    4. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you had these problems. You were working with DOD.
      They have such terrible civilian (and contractor) hiring practices that the great bulk of their contracts are awful.
      I once had the Navy prevent a contractor from hireling me as a statical programmer/ system engineer since my degree was a master in statistics and not a BS in Math or CS. Of course they then hired a CS major who did not know how to do anything and hired me as a consultant at 3X the price.

    5. Re:Yes by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, the typical "we are way smarter than you so we don't need to listen to your experience" reply. That was basically the line from all the admins. "I've never heard of your problem so you must be wrong and I know I am right so I will look down on you and not bother to look into it. You don't like it? Then you have a bad attitude." Some of them were techs, but most were admins.

      Foolish me, wanting to do work...

      Ooh ooh another story: at that first company where we were banned from going to computer security websites we kept looking for ways around it. One of us used google cache, I started adding /. to the end of the addresses and that worked, until I realized that I could turn off the proxy settings and still get out to the intertubes. Secure.

  3. Woz is JOKING, you guys. by Kent+Brewster · · Score: 5, Informative

    From woz.org:

    "If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows up, that's fine with me. I hope he's a good one and enjoys it and doesn't get caught. I'll support him in this. But if he wants to be a network administrator, he's out of the house and not part of my family. I tell this joke a lot. Once, a teacher told me that she tells the same one but for a 'teacher'."

    1. Re:Woz is JOKING, you guys. by Otter · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Except that it's practically impossible for anything that guy says to be funny.

      That's not entirely untrue, but he's also the kindest-hearted guy on the planet and would never say anything genuinely nasty about anyone, not even sysadmins. Not even the sysadmins who tell you that Lotus Notes is fantastic, "it's just a terrible e-mail client".

    2. Re:Woz is JOKING, you guys. by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, I got my back all up and was ready to write a diatribe (I did RTFA first, however) and found out that this story is a simple case of a lack of reading comprehension. Every time something like this happens, it makes me sad. Especially on a geek news site, where probably a lot of the people have dabbled in programming - they'll be as careful as they need to be to get their code to validate, but when it comes to understanding a natural language, they won't even put in the effort. Then we end up with crap like this. Half the time I'm explaining something to someone, it seems like they just don't get it. (the other half of the time they're raising on-topic objections) :) Maybe I need to dial back my vocabulary for the average person, but I think there's something about logic missing there too.

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    3. Re:Woz is JOKING, you guys. by try_anything · · Score: 1

      Hey, this is the internet, where every utterance is Sincere, Sarcasm, or Troll, and everyone defends their position to the bitter end. That requires a little dumbing down of the writing, but isn't it worth it to be able to communicate with a bunch of teenagers?

    4. Re:Woz is JOKING, you guys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah. Cause every time someone insults sysadminery, God stomps the life out of a kitten.

      MEEEEOOOOOOW!

    5. Re:Woz is JOKING, you guys. by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Mr. Balmer, why don't you sign in and say that?

  4. Boutin has a good idea.... by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ....when he suggests "Treat everything he does as a favor. ". Actually, that's not a bad life strategy - when the waitress refills your coffee right away, treat it as if she didn't really have to - because, really, she didn't! She could have just ignored your empty cup, or waited a few minutes, or whatever.

    Same with a sysadmin. When he adds a rewrite rule (done!) 20 seconds after you ask for it, act appreciative and say thanks, even though that's his job. Because he could have put it off until tomorrow and probably would have reasonable excuses for doing so. (Incidentally, I hosed up this rewrite rule the first time by leaving off the trailing $. Doh!)

    1. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by wild_berry · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thanks for this enlightening post. You could have not done it, and I'd not have replied and wasted more of my day. But it was a favour to the entire Slashdot community. Cheers!

    2. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by cowscows · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No kidding. A little common courtesy and politeness goes a long way. If someone is polite and friendly with me when I help them, I'll put forth an extra effort, and I will remember their attitude when they ask for help again in the future. And it also works both ways. If I take a relaxed, polite, and understanding attitude towards someone who's helping me, I generally get better results. And even beyond that, I just find that being nice is much more pleasant for myself than being angry or impatient.

      Chances are that even if you like your job, from time to time you get tired, or stressed out, or just generally annoyed. You don't always know exactly what you're doing, things take longer than you expected, sometimes the tasks just pile up faster than you can take care of them. Why someone would expect that anyone else's job is any easier or more fun is beyond me.

      All that being said, some people are just plain dicks, and all the politeness in the world won't change them. I don't know how to make it easier to deal with that, other than to take some solace in the fact that people like that usually are unhappy.

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    3. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Well...

      As a matter of fact there is a point here.

      In the coffee shop analogy you could have ordered a new coffee and got it right away. In the real world you could have gone out, outsourced your IT and payed the outsourcing contractor to do the same job on a per-item basis.

      Really - it is your choice. In a non-outsourced environment the sysadmin time is usually doublebooked and person is overworked to the point of total stupor. In many cases it takes some understanding and appreciation to get your job done right here, right now ahead of the queue. The alternative is you pay per item done.

      As I said - your choice. Organisations especially as they grow bigger prefer the predictability of per-item work. What do you preferer as an individual is entirely up to you.

      Disclaimer - after 12 years of sysadminning (sometimes more, sometimes less) I no longer do sysadmin work as a primary day job. And I no longer do any work that involves end users. So my opinion may be a bit biased.

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    4. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by symbolic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's *always* a good idea to thank people for their efforts - granted we all get paid to "do a job" but we're not cogs - we're people. Knowing that someone appreciates what you've done is an incentive to do these things because you want to, not because you have to.

    5. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by dctoastman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, that's why I always get good service at places I frequent even though I'm a moderate tipper.
      Mainly because if the wait-staff looks at my table, I say thanks. I win through being the lowest maintenance patron in the joint.

      It's a zen thing. Get great service by not wanting it.

    6. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes thank you for your informative post. I hope you continue to post on Slashdot even though you don't have to. ;)

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    7. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah my boss keeps calling us resources. I quite frequently remind him I am not a resource like a server, or a software provider, I am a human being.

      Now when's Sysadmin Day??

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      Gorkman

    8. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Drew+McKinney · · Score: 1

      This accurately describes everything that's wrong, and should be fixed, on my current project.

    9. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Doing the bare minimum should not be thought of as doing anyone a favor. That's just plain wrongheaded. It undermines the entire idea of having standards or SLA's for anything.

      Something above and beyond the SLA should be considered a favor. Delivering on the SLA is no favor, it's just doing your job.

      This goes for the waitress as well as the sysadmin. Treating everything as a "favor" just lowers the bar for everyone and everything and throws all reasonable standards out the window.

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    10. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Some places are just crap and no amount of tipping or courtesy will help. I suspect that you self-select for places where you expect good service or avoid places that don't deliver. Then there are always regional cultural differences that could be a factor here.

      Some places are just nasty by nature.

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    11. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 1

      It's a zen thing. Get great service by not wanting it.

      Funny, that's how it works with women too.

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    12. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The issue as I see it is that a sysadmin enforces rules. SOme people just have not matured enough to handle this. As children they resented their parents for enforcing rules and slowly learned how to become adults. As young adults they resented society/police for enforcing rules and slowly learned how to be good citizens. At school they resented teachers/profs for enforcing rules but learned how to be good students. At corporate jobs they still resent sysadmins/IT and some have not learned how to be a good employee or a good person, thus this tension. Its funny how its only the younger crowd (usually first job) that have this sense of priveldge and are always seemingly pissed at IT because they cant install warcraft (or whatever) on their PCs. Eventually they grow up, or get fired.

    13. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      Somewhat, but not much. There's really only one place around here that we will absolutely not go to based on service. Other than that, it's generally good.

      I only really came to notice it when we would go out with some of our friends. Depending on who we were with, we were getting different levels of service than we were used to (even from people who have waited on us before). Some of my friends think that they get perpetually bad service, but in turn, they aren't exactly being nice to the people either.

      Although I do feel weird when the wait-staff shows up with our drinks on their first trip to the table due to knowing our habits so well. (It has happened a few times.)

    14. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zug! Zug!

    15. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Peter+Desnoyers · · Score: 1

      In my career as an engineer, I've found that a lot of times my ability to get my job done relies on the help of someone in a low-paying, low-status job, such as sysadmin, technician, secretary, or even security guard. If I treat these people as colleagues, (a) I'm not being an asshole, and (b) I can do my job better. Both of these seem worthy goals.

    16. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by ravenlock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's one of my pet peeves. I hate being called a resource.

      I have a theory. To the manager, the fact that you can't mix and match programmers (or sysadmins, or hell, any craftsman in any line of business) is intolerable: if you're not a resource, you're beyond their control. So they try to quantify us as resources in order to feel on top of things. I believe this is at least in part something they do on a subconscious level.

      And of course, "our resources are limited at the moment" sounds a lot more professional-like than "raven's got a really bad hangover."

    17. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by mrowlands · · Score: 1

      Just don't, what ever else you do, when he says, that will take a couple of days, go to my, I mean his bosses boss to get your job bumped up the list. That ways lies purgatory.....

    18. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Bishop · · Score: 1

      The best lesson I ever learned was from an old engineer who treated all the techs with respect. Not only was he friendly with them, but he often asked them how something should be built. In contrast most engineers have a bad habit of tell the techs how something should be built. As a result the techs always had time to work on my supervisor's projects when the other engineers were told that the shop was swamped.

    19. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Pheersome · · Score: 1

      If I take a relaxed, polite, and understanding attitude towards someone who's helping me, I generally get better results.

      This is so true. I make a particular effort to be polite and undemanding when I'm dealing with secretaries or other administrative staff, because getting on their good side makes things much easier when I have a problem that I need their help with.

      All that being said, some people are just plain dicks, and all the politeness in the world won't change them.

      No kidding. One of the secretaries here is... let us say, not a people person. The first time I had to deal with her, I put on my usual "Hi (big smile), thank you so much for helping me" routine, and she just sort of looked at me like I was something unpleasant that had been spilled on her desk. I eventually figured out that she was like this all the time with everybody. Oh well. She's retiring next week, for which we're all thankful.

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    20. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Scottl_h · · Score: 1

      I agree. As a system admin, it is often my job to tell people no. I have to tell them why their plan won't work. I tell them tactfully and sympathetically, but someone has to tell them no. It's either due to company policy/system limitations/Sarbanes-Oxley compliance/network constraints/security policy, etc., or any combination thereof. Like the DBA who got pissed because we were told to enforce password expiration to be SOX compliant. He said to me "do you have any idea how many passwords I'd have to remember?" Those who ask nicely get preferred treatment, those who make every request an emergency or priority, soon run out of admin karma and get put at the bottom of the pile. Treat people the way you'd like to be treated is the big moral of the story here.

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    21. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I have said before, IT has become a haven for bureaucrats and cop-wannabes. Its great that you have the giant hammer of SOX to smugly beat people with. And it is nice that as a rational (presumably) dude that you base your level of service for the job you are paid to do and the people you are paid to do it for on emotional factors rather than business need.

      It is amazing to see the same people who rail for freedom, openness and against stupid, arbitrary laws like those created in service of the RIAA/MPAA and then turn around and get their rocks off by enforcing similarly stupid, arbitrary and unnecessary rules in their job.

      Rock on, officer sys admin.

    22. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something above and beyond the SLA should be considered a favor

      What? What if everyone in a company took that position, everything and anything above the bare letter-of-the-law minimum is a favor. This is why sys admins are resented and people constantly work around them any way they can. What about working your ass off and everyone being nice (mostly) to each other? What about doing the most that you can to help the people and the company? Do you think that anyone but the sys admins at google work like that? No, they don't. At Apple? No. Do some of the sys admins and other "gatekeeper" department people, yes. Funny, every company I have been at large and medium has had a higher percentage of assholes in the sys admin and DBA departments than other groups. Long ago, sys admins and DBAs used to be there to help try to solve problems, now more often than not they are there to mostly enforce corporate and regulatory laws and rules - which is why I won't work in a SOX or HIPPA environment, I want to work, not be a cop.

      I say this as a DBA and sys admin and a victim of satanic, arrogant, selfish, pompous, bureaucratic sys admins and DBAs.

    23. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This goes for the waitress as well as the sysadmin. Treating everything as a "favor" just lowers the bar for everyone and everything and throws all reasonable standards out the window.

      You are missing the point. It's not a matter of fact, but one of perspective.

      Of course a waiter should understand that his job is to serve customers well and he should take it seriously. But if the customer takes that same position - like you're suggesting, the arrangement isn't likely to work as well.

      If your job is to wait on people in a restaurant, under what is the most likely motivator - people treating you well or knowing that it's very important to meet reasonable standards and to just do your job?

      Under which circumstances are you most likely to raise the bar above what is "reasonable?"

      Hell. Try it the next couple trips to a restaurant and let us know how it goes.

    24. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by Aapje · · Score: 1
      The problem is that you are not working for the employees, you are a slave to the rules. The DBA was telling you that the rules won't work for him since he can't remember all those passwords, but you just blew him off. So why would he care about your rationalization, since you obviously don't care enough to help him with his problem? I fully expect the guy to tape a sticky with his passwords to his monitor, which will actually create a far worse security situation than to have passwords that do not expire. I'm sure you would blame him for it, ignoring the fact that the rules combined with your unhelpful attitude are driving him to do this, just so he can actually get his work done. IMO, at that point you have failed your job to really implement company policy/system limitations/SOX compliance/network constraints/security policy. You just pretend you have.

      This is how you could also have handled it:
      You: Hey DBA, my boss came up with a new policy: monthly changing passwords
      DBA: Hey Scott, I can't remember a dozen monthly changing passwords
      You: I understand, here is a password storage program/keychain so you will only have to remember one password instead of a dozen. I'll send a mail to everyone else too, so they can use the same thing.
      DBA: Thanks Scott, you are great.

      The differences between the imaginary you and the real one is that the imaginary you:
      • cares about both the needs of the managers/accountants/policy makers and the employees (instead of just placing the burden on the employees to make the policy work). He will try to find solutions to problems the employees (will) have and will advocate employee friendly solutions.
      • saves the company a lot of money by allowing employees to work rather than to each have to come up with solutions to deal with (or subvert) company policy.
      • takes responsibility for actually implementing policy (also called professionalism), rather than pretending.
      Sys admins/accountants/other support personnel who work like this (even if they do not get support from management) will get my respect. However, those who don't and stifle me with their poorly thought out policies will be scorned.
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    25. Re:Boutin has a good idea.... by WillyPete · · Score: 1

      It is amazing to see the same people who rail for freedom, openness and against stupid, arbitrary laws like those created in service of the RIAA/MPAA and then turn around and get their rocks off by enforcing similarly stupid, arbitrary and unnecessary rules in their job.
      The key word is enforce. Often, restrictive policies (sometimes even good ones) are written by management, for reasons that have more to do with auditing requirements than anything related to the actual functioning of the system. I've never encountered management that was technically current. Some USED to be (old DBA types) and THINK they still are, and these are worse in my book than the "I don't know anything" type. Either way, they've received orders from on high to conform to some crazy outside auditor's vision, and this often leads to support having to enforce policies they know are bad, with no opportunity to explain why to anyone that can change it. Pretty demoralizing.
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  5. .. but.. I -AM- the SysAdmin! by uncledrax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can I really be trusted to tell you how good or bad I am?

    Frankly, I've always loved the name SysOp.. it just sounds better.. even though it's not an accurate title anymore. .. which begs the quesion.. do we really have SysOps anymore?

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    1. Re:.. but.. I -AM- the SysAdmin! by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      We have an operations crew. Not sure what they do most of the time, but they're there.

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    2. Re:.. but.. I -AM- the SysAdmin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      System Operators are generally in very specialized jobs. In the power industry they have control centers full of system operators, that schedule outages for maintenance, and generally try to keep the power flowing in the event of un-scheduled outages. A friend of mine is a SysOp at the IU Cyclotron particle accelerator. He tries to keep the EM fields within certain parameters so the machine functions properly.

  6. Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional to by simm1701 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional to the number of rules they have to work under.

    The more red tape an admin has the worse the actual results they will provide

    When you take a good sys admin, tell them what you want, give them a sensible budget and ask them to delvier it you will frequently get a great system.

    When management try to micro manage, heap them with rules, specify particular components because they read an artical that described it as good or the vendor took them out to lunch you will get problems - lots of them.

    Right now I work in a very large bank and some days I think the admins could not find their rear end with both hands and a man page - I've never met them persoanlly so no idea what they are actually like. From otehr friends I have working in banking I know how much red tape they have to work under and I suspect half of the problems the user end sees (bear in mind I'm an ex admin myself and now developer) are caused by the red tape, not by the admin.

    Virtual break glass on the root password? 2 weeks aproval before changing anything, even if its trivial? These are the kind of things that can drive an admin insane.

    Last company I worked for was a start up - a great place to work for a short period, the admin their was very competant on solaris, windows and linux, had a great system implemented. It didn't start going downhill til a new CEO came in that started to micromanage him (and everyone else). Thats why I got out, same for a few others, the sys admin is leaving when he can find something else he wants to do. Still even with all the hassel he had I still got great results from him, mainly because I respected his limitations, didn't break things, knew what I was doing and helped him out when he needed it. Sales staff on the other hand? With them if it wasn't explicitly on his supported list he;d tell them to take a running jump - because of all the hassel they caused breaking things (the same way repeatedly), ignoring instructions, using unsupported devices or software and then wanting it fixed - and they wondered why he didn't want to help them?

    Sys admins are human like the rest of us - overly managed they are stiffled, pissed off they are unhelpful - what else would you expect?

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  7. Everybody is overworked and underpaid by faloi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't cry me a river about that...with the exception of upper echelons of management, I'd say most people do more for the company than they get back as a reward for their work.

    I've been on both sides of the fence, I've seen users that put every piece of software they can find on their machine, then come calling when they break. I've been blamed for doing something to break a printer, about two weeks after I was there to swap a monitor.

    On the flip side, I've worked in places with a tiny server share to store important data and an IT staff that doesn't really guarantee it'll be backed up. So we ended up having to work around the IT staff in a lot of things. It was easier to cobble together something that we can guarantee is backed up AND that has enough space for us than to go through the reams of paperwork to get more space and justify some sort of improved SLA.

    In fairness to the IT folks though, a lot of the people working IT are just trying to feel their way through the system that was put in place before they started, and they think it's just as stupid as the end users. But they lack the power to change it, and their bosses don't want to.

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    1. Re:Everybody is overworked and underpaid by NeoPaladin394 · · Score: 1

      I find myself partially agreeing and partially not. You're right in that it's pretty darn hard to find jobs out there that aren't stressful and underpaid (the ones that aren't are being clung to, I'm sure), but a sys-admin for a large entity definitely has his or her hands full.

      That being said, if you're too busy, do the paperwork to hire more people.

      I have had to deal with two sysadmins in my lifetime. The one at my alma mater was a freaking pain in the @#$ to deal with on my student worker job. I was supposed to maintain computers in one of the buildings, and having to deal with this guy was pulling teeth. There was one situation where we had a hardware lock in place for the hard drives of one lab that would erase all changes to the disk on reboot. Of course, this didn't bode well without SP1 or 2 being in place or updated virus definitions, so these machines would boot, become infected like crazy, and be rebooted when they couldn't be operated anymore. Fun time for me to manage, I can assure you.

      So a fellow worker and I started hunting down the key that would "unlock" this hardware device. Turns out that no one "knew" where it was. Read: the ones in the sysadmin office that did know simply felt we didn't deserve the knowledge. Meanwhile, a class had to get in there in an hour. So what did we do? We unhooked that damn thing and updated the computers, and meanwhile word got around to the sysadmin that someone was looking for his preeecious. Our reward? Being yelled at by this skinny little wimp to "HOOK THEM BACK UP!!" mid update. Not a request, not an upset "don't do that," but a literal yell. He was all proud of his'self, and that wasn't the last or only time he raised his voice to us serfs. Don't get me started on all the evil glares I had to deal with simply to get a database created for my then-boss, only a tenured professor. You would think our little two table dbase used once a semester would have broken the system.

      I'm under a sysadmin currently that is the coolest guy in the world. He's quick to start kicking troubleshooting arse and AFAIK really enjoys doing it. I've seen him pull miracles out of orifices I didn't know existed, all the while joking around with whoever he's with. He even enjoyed the rubber snake we put in one machine we mailed him to troubleshoot. I think the term used in the office that day was, "you guys are full of sh@#."

      So I guess I'm 50/50 thus far.

    2. Re:Everybody is overworked and underpaid by Spazmania · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But they lack the power to change it, and their bosses don't want to.

      That brings to mind my first rule of systems administration: Give me the authority and the resources to prevent the problem and if it breaks anyway I'll work 20 hour days to fix it. Get in my way and stop me from preventing the problem and I'm headed home at 5:00 whether you're in a frothing panic or not.

      Most places I've worked liked the display of initiative and steped back to let me do my thing. They liked the results too: 20 hour days were very very rare.

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    3. Re:Everybody is overworked and underpaid by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      most people do more for the company than they get back as a reward for their work.

      That's kind of the point of hiring someone. If you get $25,000 benefit from a person and pay them $30,000, you'd be better off to fire them. If you get $25,000 in benefit, you need to pay them less than $25,000 to justify the hire. Conversely, the employee could probably earn say $15,000 working alone, so if they can get $20,000 for doing $25,000 in work, it's worth it to them to get hired.

      So you've got the benefit to the company (x) and the amount of money the employee could make elsewhere (y), and as long as x is greater than y, you can figure out a salary in between.

      Of course a lot more factors into it. Like risk (you are probably safer with a salaried job than going indie) and also the difficulty of figuring out an employee's contribution to firm revenue (easy for front end and sales, harder for back end like sys admins).

      But the general idea is simple: you are supposed to earn more money for the company than you get paid, otherwise they would be stupid to keep you in their roster.

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  8. Not really... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not really..... now what was your username again?

    *clickety*

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  9. Lack of experience by packetmon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the new "fleet" (if I could call them that) of sysadmins are too inexperienced and are often thrown into a wild west of "our infrastructure works like this!... With an infrastructure that many times hasn't been planned out too well, is highly misconfigured, is a nightmare in progress. Often those sysadmins will have to adjust to someone else's tailored system and will fail miserably... I've seen it for years on end, horribly designed systems with no documentation, horribly managed systems butchered to perform a task. No two systems will be alike and I believe its this same scenario which makes or breaks an admin... However with the newer sysadmins coming around, and I've seen plenty in the past 3-4 years, they're inexperienced... Running Linux @ home or your own personal webserver does not make you a bonafide sysadmin. At least not in my little space... I know admins who strictly know perl... Good for you. Now go fix this legacy system which by the way doesn't have perl on it, and you're not allowed to install perl... Would you know how to do so in say awk and sed? To me a sysadmin knows things from the core up, not from a yum install *something*, apt-get *make-me-look-nice*, or whatever other command. Just my two centavos

    1. Re:Lack of experience by abaddononion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I dont disagree with your statement here, necessarily, but it does sound to me like an issue of pointing out a problem, without really offering any notions for improvement. You say that new sysadmins are too "inexperienced" and dont necessarily know enough about Legacy systems. Well... how would they? I mean, if you've worked on any mainframe systems, you'll know that knowing one set of commands doesnt do you ANY good on the very next mainframe you might be forced to work on. And how exactly does one become an "experienced" sysadmin? Go to sysadmin school? Really? Sign me up!

      It seems to me that things are the way they are because... well, they have to be. When an old sysadmin leaves, you're not going to be able to replace him with someone who knows everything about your current infrastructure, and happens to have niche knowledge of all of your various legacy machines. If such a person exist, chances are very high that they're currently still employed somewhere else, or are about to retire. Employees dont stay in circulation forever. Eventually mass amounts of experience starts falling out of the market, and has to be replaced with "noobs".

      Im not saying huge companies should necessarily be hiring inexperienced sysadmins. But someone has to, or inexperienced sysadmins can NEVER become experienced sysadmins. Im fortunate, in that I was hired on as a sysadmin at a University, during a complete infrastructure rebuild. So while Ive been forced to learn a passing familiarity with the mainframe systems, it's mostly been to help usher them out entirely. And Ive been, for the most part, at liberty to build the new infrastructure around her to my own personal standards and benefits, meaning Ive got a pretty good grip on things. Gradually, I run into problems that I cant solve with a simple script, so Ive been forced to learn things like sed and awk, as you mentioned, more and more over time. And even those, btw, arent a universal solution, especially if old IBM-era mainframes are involved.

      Even if what you're saying is the problem, if sysadmins with "not enough" experience for a particular job are being thrown into them... there's no real solution for that. I mean, if you draw up a requirement for all of the systems you want a sysadmin to know, chances are NOT good that you're going to find someone who A. Meets all the requirements, including experience with all of your legacy systems at your company B. Lives nearby or is willing to relocate to where you are and C. Is looking for a salary exactly where you're offering it.

    2. Re:Lack of experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not that I don't generally agree with your post but I'm picturing you with the beard and suspenders in the Dilbert Computer Holy Wars comic Wally - Hold it right there, buddy. Wally - That scruffy beard....those suspenders...that smug expression... Wally - You're one of those condescending UNIX computer users UNIX guy - Here's a nickel kid. Get yourself a better computer. As a former UNIX, VAX, and Windows administrator I agree that what passes for an administrator today wouldn't have been able to do much 10 years ago.

      Jim

    3. Re:Lack of experience by packetmon · · Score: 1

      far from it ... mys*ace/dvlzadvcte

    4. Re:Lack of experience by qwijibo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The solution is so painfully obvious that no one will ever implement it.

      Business people need to look at more than one little line item on a budget. There are a lot of jobs that pay $50-80k for a sysadmin. The vast majority of day to day things can be done by one of these people. When they get stumped on legacy stuff or something really weird, they end up spending a lot of time spinning their wheels and have a hard time getting the problem solved.

      The other option is to hire the $150k sysadmin who has tons of experience and makes the hard problems look easy. These are the kinds of people who you can give 3 months to solve a problem, or you can hire a team of 5 people to work for 20 years on the same problem. If you put it in that perspective, the money is well spent.

      Smart business people look at numbers and know that $150k is more than $50k, and also know that if they yell loud enough about the $100k they saved, some of it will end up in their bonus.

      The thing that seems obvious to me is that you hire a bunch of the cheaper people who can do all of the normal day to day stuff, and you also hire a guru who gets all of the impossible tasks. The less experienced guys learn from the guru and the guru doesn't spend 99% of his time doing tasks that would be better suited to a college student or a shell script.

      Of course, companies don't like this idea because HR people don't want to believe that one person can be worth several times as much as another person who is referred to with the same type of job title. In HR there are no gurus, so the concept is completely foreign. After all, if someone was inclined to be a guru in any field, how would they end up in HR? =)

    5. Re:Lack of experience by zuesse · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. I've been a sysadmin for 15 years and the one thing that still amazes me is the weekend warrior that found a Knoppix DVD and suddenly he's an expert. What makes it worse is when that weekend groupie mentality is indulged in by local management. They spent 8 weeks building their home PC with Fedora and learned all things sysadmin in the process. AND they still spell perl pearl. The one thing that has remained true over the years is this: When they need us, they'll call and when they do, they'll be grateful we were there to save their a**es. AGAIN.

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    6. Re:Lack of experience by sjames · · Score: 1

      Would you know how to do so in say awk and sed? To me a sysadmin knows things from the core up, not from a yum install *something*, apt-get *make-me-look-nice*, or whatever other command.

      That makes a lot of sense. A sysadmin must really understand what all that stuff in /etc does and why.

      Good for you. Now go fix this legacy system which by the way doesn't have perl on it, and you're not allowed to install perl...

      So the admin who will be responsible for the system is not allowed to choose the right tool for the job? Chop down the tallest tree in the forrest? Fine and dandy but why must he use a herring to do it when axes are free?

      I get your point, but your example (perhaps accidentally) brings up another point.

      Different people have different ideas as to what the right tool for a job is. It is important that a sysadmin know enough about the common tools to figure out a system he inherits (including config and startup scripts that come with various packages), but why not use what they're comfortable with. Sure, perl looks like line noise sometimes. Sed, awk, and shell script all mashed together sometimes look like line noise as well. Sometimes there's a good reason to standardize on a particular tool, such as when multiple people may have to maintain it, and sometimes there's a good reason to keep the installation count on a system down to a minimum, but just as often, it seems to be because some micro-manager chooses tools just because he's heard of them even though he's not even vaguely qualified to actually USE any of them.

      That's how a simple task for an old PIII system running Linux (or *BSD if you prefer) becomes a 6 month requisition process for a new quad processor Windows system that never quite works right.

    7. Re:Lack of experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good sys admin looks bored because they have done all thier tasks when theres no users around and spend all their days teaching the users how to do there their own jobs.

    8. Re:Lack of experience by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The thing that seems obvious to me is that you hire a bunch of the cheaper people who can do all of the normal day to day stuff, and you also hire a guru who gets all of the impossible tasks

      And that seems to me to be the key thing: inexperienced people need to work along side experienced people. That's how people get experience.

      Why is this such a hard concept for people to understand these days? It's like there are two camps: either you think companies should hire all-knowing experienced geniuses or you think companies are better off hiring a small army of inexperienced guys.

      Throughout history, in pretty much every trade, there's been this idea of apprentices. There's been the idea of "working your way up the ladder". The idea is pretty simple: you put the new guy in with the experienced guy, so that the experienced guy can pass on his knowledge and the new guy can get up-to-speed. Over time, the new guy learns enough to take over the small/easy portions of the experienced guy's work. The experienced guy gets to avoid the crap-work, and the new guy gets experience. Over more time, the new guy starts becoming an experienced guy, can take on more complicated problems, the experienced guy can keep focusing on higher and higher-level problems, and it keeps building on that model until either the old experienced-guy or the new experienced-guy move on to something better.

    9. Re:Lack of experience by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I got my start as a sys admin at an ISP that had a group of very intelligent, very experienced admins who had essentially built the ISP from the ground up before it was bought by the company that hired me. The new company was growing and offering business-class services that the old company had never considered, so they hired a wave of noobs like me. After working closely with the old salts and getting the sink-or-swim school of OJT for about a year, management had the brainstorm to divide us up into two (later four) groups: the experienced admins would go into the Network Engineering group in one building and all the noobs like me would go into the Operations group in another building. Unfortunately, this had the unintended and undesirable effect of all but ending the knowledge transfer from the experienced hands and the noobs.

      While I believe that having no one immediately at hand to turn to is a great way of building self-reliance and honing your own troubleshooting and problem solving skills, there are a lot of tips, tricks and best practices that seasoned admins know that can make all the difference between being a decent and an outstanding sys admin. The noobs have to learn somewhere, and they have to learn from someone. A really good admin loves what he (she) does, and usually loves to pass that knowledge on to others -- and that's good for the experienced admin, the noob and the company.

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    10. Re:Lack of experience by v1 · · Score: 1

      I work mainly in customer service business, I actually work two jobs that give me a variety that is without equal. But in both cases I find there is only one way to motivate the people that are at least two levels above you. You must demonstrate client impact. No one cares if someone did something that ruined your week. They may not even care if you fried a $2k piece of hardware. But if the client's image of your company is tarnished or threatened, this is big news.

      On many occasions I have ran into a problem that was making my life miserable and despite all the noise I made, no one would lift a finger to help me. But when I reworded my email to focus entirely on the impact to the client instead of the impact to me, things alawys happend.

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    11. Re:Lack of experience by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      Running Linux @ home or your own personal webserver does not make you a bonafide sysadmin.

      Amen! I'm amazed when I interview people for a sysadmin position that don't have/use a computer at home. "My kids have one...". Hell, lots of companies throw out computers that are more then good enough to run linux on.

    12. Re:Lack of experience by azrider · · Score: 1

      A really good admin loves what he (she) does, and usually loves to pass that knowledge on to others -- and that's good for the experienced admin, the noob and the company.
      I have found that the absolute best way to become an SME on any operating system is to teach admin on that system to others. I have found that the absolute worst way is to try to do so while troubleshooting While I prefer that someone I am supporting is learning, it breaks any process flow to stop and say "why did I want to do this". Most admins (and techs - I have done 2nd, 3rd and national support in both hardware and systems) who wish to learn to accept this (and succeed). Those who insist that "I want to know now" tend not to last.

      While I believe that having no one immediately at hand to turn to is a great way of building self-reliance and honing your own troubleshooting and problem solving skills, there are a lot of tips, tricks and best practices that seasoned admins know that can make all the difference between being a decent and an outstanding sys admin.
      After action reviews - preferably over a pint and shot - apologies to those who despise one or both (can you be a sysadmin or BOFH if this is the case?) - tend to go a long way to "furtherance of the art".
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    13. Re:Lack of experience by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Wow, i just had a realization. i'm that 50K$ guy. Ah well, more power to me.

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  10. They often can be by MikeRT · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I've worked with many a sys admin who would have been laid off if they were a developer displaying that level of lack of knowledge in their field. In fact, many of the ones I've worked with have needed build guides that are so detailed that the average person off the street could take the same instructions and build up a system. I've known many bad developers, but the difference is that you could put them in front of a compiler with an assignment and they'd figure it out one way or another. It might not be great, but they'd get it done. Can't say the same thing for the admins; often as helpless as little kids when you put them in unfamiliar territory.

    And yes, there are good admins out there. The problem is that admins are pulled in from all walks of life and often have little formal or informal education.

    1. Re:They often can be by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This comes from hiring the cheapest person HR can find.

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    2. Re:They often can be by berashith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      this is often the beginning of the bad attitude seen coming from admins. A developer who has the option of blaming the admin for the failure ( while just finding a way to get it done ) can be endlessly frustrating. Obviously the problem with the app is a problem with the server, as the app is running on the server. This will lead to admins asking for the detailed instructions as an act of self preservation. If your admins are asking for these specific details on how you want your system and environment, and requesting a document for these details, the admin has likely been burned and wants to have something to point to when the developer needs a scapegoat at the deadline.

    3. Re:They often can be by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Oh boy, I often think slashdot is mostly made up of sysadmins... they're gonna have a field day with your reply. Several years back there was a similar discussion here and I made a comment to the effect that most admins were little more than the janitorial staff of the IT world, and we had ourselves a good old fashioned Karma-lynching.

      I'm contemplating carving out my own corner somewhere in this topic and going on a rant about a personal pet peeve: ex-military sysadmins. Yowza, don't get me started on those petty bureaucrats...

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    4. Re:They often can be by Lt.+Pierogi · · Score: 1

      I have worked with many a developer that could not code thier way out of a paper bag. They produce worthless crap for applications and then get pissed off because the admin wont let them implement an app with hardcoded URLs or server names. I have dealt with many developers that got the job because they were good with spreadsheets, and have little formal or informal education. I am and know many a sys admin with formal Computer Science degree's. To say that the problem with admins is that they "are pulled in from all walks of life and often have little formal or informal education" is bullshit. The same can be said of developers.

    5. Re:They often can be by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      "A developer who has the option of blaming the admin for the failure ( while just finding a way to get it done ) can be endlessly frustrating."



      Here's what I, as an admin, find frustrating: Most programmers aren't just clueless enough to hork up the system, they're usually so clueless that they don't even know it was *them* who horked it up, or how. I usually get the job of going to the programmers and saying "Hey... guess what. Your code sucks."



      And, to make it better, not a few times, I've had the IT manager come to me and say "Programmer X is having a problem with his program, and he just can't figure out where it's coming from. We know it's not your job, but nobody else is available. Can you help him debug it?



      Then again, there are times when the clueless developer claims that his errors are because of the OS (or hardware), and I have to go to lengths to prove that the OS/hardware are, in fact, stable, just because everyone is instantly suspicious of the system.



      Some days, you wonder just how many times you will have to tell the programmers "Hey, guys, when you fork off worker processes, those processes need to EXIT when the work is done... not simply exiting the loop and then acting as a master, forking of MORE worker processes in an exponential loop."

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  11. My SysAdmin is my Boss by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And he is the best Boss ever. He even reads /., which should demonstrate how cool he is. He certainly wouldn't do anything bad, like access my computer, log on to Slashdot, post an article telling the world how awesome he is, and then give me a warning to secure my computer (and change my /. password).

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    1. Re:My SysAdmin is my Boss by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      Damn skippy he's awesome! He lets you waste time on /. instead of doing actual work!

      *ducks*

  12. Sys Admin frustration by pl1ght · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I currently work as a Network Admin for a large retail company. I started with this company as a store clerk, then moved to the helpdesk, while i was in college. This helped me learn patience and how to be polite with everyone no matter how annoying, wrong, irate the "customer"/"employee" is. I look at some coworkers who have no clue how to handle talking to a customer or a user needing help and give them lip every chance they get. I understand the frustrations of having petty work assigned to you by a VP level person that interrupts your day and workflow. All the time i have important time constrained projects interrupted by those "important" people who have to have some blackberry/treo/etc problem fixed asap. I have to drop whatever important task I am on and concentrate soley on the happiness of this one person. Ultimately thats what it comes down to i have found. Although i get my work done and i am thorough on all mky projects, I am not known for that, I am known for always being the nice guy who helps out the Execs and their exec assistants, and honestly that puts me in better light than anything else. Sometimes the interruptions are extremely frustrating, but when the execs are happy, everyone is happy.

    1. Re:Sys Admin frustration by psichaotic · · Score: 0

      what is this bullshit? im the nice guy (ass kisser) for the execs, when the execs are happy, everyone is happy? What is this, astroturfing? who are you really and whos watching you

      you are probably the guy everyone else hates. or something definately not... normal

    2. Re:Sys Admin frustration by Benosaurus · · Score: 1

      I work for a large healthcare org/med school. We're rapidly approaching 10K employees and IT is paramount in the new paperless, wireless world of modern healthcare. My team (four of us) are responsible for our 8 or so different workstation images, email (groupwise), SSL VPN, LDAP(s), etc. etc. etc. I can't tell you how many times a week we get stopped in our tracks to support a crackberry or treo for one VIP becuase appointments arent synching. In the real world... when VIPs want something fixed, you fix it. So to the person that first replied... that pl1ght was an ass kisser... you don't know what its like in that situation, obviously. These are the people who write your paycheck and approve your raises. Do you really want to piss them off? Being a little more on topic: I think IT as a whole is becoming mired in red tape as the field matures further. Most of the IT management were admins of some sort years ago. What is funny is they get just as caught up in policy as the non-IT folks do. The point is... if you're not in the thick of it, you just don't get it.

  13. I hate dealing with Sys Admin by shaka999 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Its not that there bad people. Most of them are pretty nice if you talk to them over lunch. The problem is they are so constrained by what they can do that they are very frustrating to work with. I must say they also hate working with me for the most part.

    The problem is that I'm somewhat tech savy. The sys admin don't like anybody trying new things. Their management likes it even less. Do one little thing or install one little app and if you have problems your on your own. Doesn't matter if your laptop explodes, they'll blame it on VMWARE or whatever you happen to be running.

    It wasn't always like this. In days of old the Sys Admin were local and reported into the same groups they supported. As such they knew what we were working on and would help out. Management would support this because it often lead to increased productivity or reliability. But at some point a bean counter decided we needed a corporate IT organization.

    Once you decouple the support from the groups they support you end up with apathy and endless rules. Also to get the groups to try anything new you have to weave your way through a bureaucracy. You also end up with smaller and smaller IT groups because their contributions to the end product become harder and harder to trace. If a business unit needs to cut costs the first thing they look at is horizontal organizations outside their own structure. Its a lot easier to cut an outside IT guy than a developer working on a product.

    Things look to be taking a turn for the worse. Some of our IT is now going to be out sourced. To me this is equivalent to saying I now fully support myself. I can just imagine trying to convince some contracted person in India that I really do need to have VMPlayer installed on my Windows laptop....

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    1. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by cavtroop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is spot on. I am that sysadmin you talk about. i work for a large software company - however, I was hired specifically to support one smaller office, as the IT group couldn't (or wouldn't) provide adequate support. Things were great for a while - I learned the quirks of this particular office, setup new systems and generally made the work environment better for those that work out of this office.

      Thats when a new manager, and IT overlords stepped in. Now I have to do everything 'by the book', even when 'the book' doesn't mesh with what we are doing here at this satellites office. My life is now a hell of process, procedure, and meetings - and very little actual work is getting done.

      What does this lead to? Developers going 'out of band' to get stuff done - purchasing hardware on credit cards, not using authorized apps, copying large files around the WAN when stuff should be local, etc. All because they can't get a slice of my time to help them with a correct solution.

      Everyone here is frustrated - myself the most. I *want* to provide the best support I can, but I'm now hamstrung by process and management, whereas before (when the developers/local managers were happy) I wasn't.

      I think most sysadmin jobs are going this route now, excepting the startups (and they will, as they grow). Sysadmins are a commodity now, they aren't viewed as adding value.

    2. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that I'm somewhat tech savy.

      Yep, taht is the problem. That is right, you are the problem.

      Do one little thing or install one little app and if you have problems your on your own.

      This is generally because most places have rules against users installing apps on their own.

      The problem is they are so constrained by what they can do that they are very frustrating to work with.

      They are constrained by management and good administration. If you are frustrated that you can't do something, either you need to take it up with the people who set up the rules or you need to rethink what you are doing, because it is going against policy.

      I can just imagine trying to convince some contracted person in India that I really do need to have VMPlayer installed on my Windows laptop.

      It should not be hard if you do need it. You should be able to say "I can't do my job without it" and that should be that. If you can't do that, then you probably don't need it.
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    3. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But all I did was download an install this new screensaver, and now my email is acting funny. How could that be related?

    4. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by swordgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You've hit on a few of the key points in your post. However, let me address your complaint about sysadmins not liking people trying new things. In general, we admins LOVE new things! Take a look at all the gadgets around me or software installed on my workstations, and you'll see the truth in that.

      However, there's also a supportability issue. If I have five users I'm responsible for, then I'll happily accept five different machines. If I have 30 users, then I don't want 30 different builds and application bundles. If I have 500 users (or even 100), then I cannot AFFORD to have variance between machines, if I'm expected to support them.

      You want a program installed? If I'm going to install it, then I will have to make sure it won't interfere with the existing software, and then I have to keep track of the fact that your machine is different than anyone else's. If someone else wants a different program installed, same problem, squared. Alternatively, I can give you admin access to your workstation or laptop, but then I can't guarantee anything about that machine anymore, and can't support it.

      The third alternative is to put in a formal request to have the software added to the official bundle, or at least put on an 'allowed/approved' list. That's the best solution, but also the most onerous, bureaucracy-laden, time-intensive one, as you well know.

      Mostly, it's a matter of (a) scale, (b) supportability, and (c) accountability. If your system is strange and nonstandard then when it breaks it's easier to say, "it's " than explain the reasoning behind, "because you have installed, I can't help you."

      I feel your pain, but there is some valid reason behind it.

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    5. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by Unique2 · · Score: 1

      "install one little app and if you have problems your on your own"

      This is a pet hate of mine. Yes, it's one little app or card, but theres also 199 other little apps or cards that the other 199 users want supported. They are also all totally different and all absolute shit with drivers that keep crashing cause you bought it for next to nothing. All the while I've got my REAL job to do - you know - the one I'm paid for. I don't ask the sales guys to sell stuff on ebay for me, or accounts to balance my check book, why is it always ok to dump shit on IT?

      Oh, and regardless of my little rant, I think I'm a good sysadmin, I honestly try to do the best I can for my colleagues given the finite money and time I have.

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    6. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by Niartov · · Score: 0

      I think a lot of the problem comes form the local level. They don't care about the systems they use, they just want it to work like that other system they saw that day. I deal with people (clients) who will put you on a conference call with other venders and contractors and say go work this out so we are happy, then drop off the call. Hevan forbid they ever need to answer a question about a business matter or validate that the group is thinking the same thing as them. When you are done, you have a customer that didn't get what the wanted because they cannot or will not make decisions or just said you know what I am talking about. I would so love to work at place where somthing is planned more than the week before. As for people trying new things it not that we don't want that or encourage that it is that when it dosn't work it become our fault and our problem. When your pc is hosed and you are not getting your work done it comes back on us as those sysadmins can't keep their crap running. In the end we get blamed for the downtime because sombody wanted to try somthing.

    7. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by cmat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I can see how this type of policy can aid in helping a small number of people maintain a larger group of users/machines, I can't help but think that hiding behind policy is a sign of a weakness to take responisbility and discover what the root problem/issue is. Perhaps that person that wants an MP3 player installed on their machine to listener to music purely to be happier. Does that make them more productive? Does it make them less? Does telling them thay can't because your job becomes harder (in effect) basically the same as saying that their comfort level is worth less than yours (or your departments)? In truth, perhaps the issue isn't so easy as right and wrong.

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    8. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by Lt.+Pierogi · · Score: 1

      You are not talking about Sys Admins, you are talking about desktop support people. Sys Admins don't give a rip what is installed on your workstation since they don't have to support it.

    9. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've been a Sys Admin for 5 years now, I started as a jr admin and I now supervise a team of 4 Sys Admins. I consider myself a good Sys Admin for a couple reasons.

      1) I know a lot and have seen a lot but I also know I don't know everything, but I do know where to go to find the answer
      2) Good customer skills. Regardless of how stupid or idiotic a request is I treat the user with respect (to their face) and even when telling them we can't do something I do it in a way that doesn't make them feel stupid.

      there are more but those are the main reasons... on to shaka999's post

      The problem is that I'm somewhat tech savy. The sys admin don't like anybody trying new things. Their management likes it even less. Do one little thing or install one little app and if you have problems your on your own. Doesn't matter if your laptop explodes, they'll blame it on VMWARE or whatever you happen to be running. that is definitely a problem, just because you were able to add an all-in-one printer at home doesn't mean dick to me. Do you know how that new software is going to affect business critical applications on your PC?

      What you are saying is that you require a certain level of support from us BUT you are so special because you are "tech savvy" that you don't have to follow the rules like everyone else. I must have missed the memo that said you were special and got to make your own rules as you go.

      If you can provide a well thought out explanation as to why you need that new software or just HAVE to upgrade to Vista because it's so cool (real request from a user "vista is so cool, I really need it on my laptop")and allow us to test and verify that your software won't bring down the entire accounting and finance software then we will consider it. If you just install software and then gee you can't use your main software app but you "didn't do anything" to your PC, well we know you did and lying doesn't make us happy.

      Do you know how many people consider themselves "tech savvy"? I don't go in to a mechanic and say, well my car was slow so I decided to install a turbocharger and now it doesn't work, fix it. What makes you think you can do the equivalent to us and then cop an attitude that it's our fault?

      I'm sick of users who sit there and feel that they can do our jobs. Our jobs are thankless, if we are good at it nobody knows because everything just works. The only exposure we typically get is when something has gone wrong and it's why isn't this fixed yet, nevermind that I've been in since 2am working on it.

      all that said, I actually love what I do.

    10. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by LinuxDon · · Score: 1

      I used to be like you were, really helping people out and making them happy. But since then IT in our company has grown fast and I became overloaded with work, from that point on I've became part of the "problem" and introduced a lot of bureaucracy in order to streamline the work. Bureaucracy is IMHO the most important sign of an understaffed IT department. Let's be honest, if there were SA's doing nothing, they'd be more than happy to do the paperwork for their users and arrange everything for them perfectly and on time. I've got a lot of frustrated users on my back yelling and screaming that everything goes so slowly and they can't get anything done. Even though I'd like nothing more than to sit down with them and discuss and fix everything for them, but I just don't have the slightest amount of time to do that. Sad but true..

    11. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      It is so easy as right and wrong. It is not right for the sysadmin to decide any of these things, nor even to attempt to evaluate that - ask your direct supervisor, HE is responsible for your productivity and happiness.

      Around here we have a simple policy that any privilege requests (unless a lot of money is involved) get through with e-mail approval from your manager. If the manager wants something for himself, then he has to get approval from his manager. It all works quite nice.

    12. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by Geminii · · Score: 1

      With 500+ users, even five different standard builds can be a pain in the ass. All it needs is for one software rollout to not work on one of the variations, and that's 100 phone calls. I've seen mostly-successful implementation of limited superuser rights for developers. Generally it's "Put it in writing that you want your workstation unlocked and we'll do it. But if *anything at all* breaks, our total liability is limited to reimaging the disk and/or repairing the hardware. If you screw with the hardware, we're not liable for *anything* until you reassemble the original pieces. And we'll be watching your network port like a hawk - first sign of trouble and you're in your own private cyberspace." Some developers backed down, some stepped up to the plate. Each to their own strengths. And for the most part, it worked, bar the occasional call for a nuke and pave. A couple of devs ran one vanilla machine on the production network and one godbox on the dev grid. Some dualbooted. Others came up with other variations. As long as nothing hosed the regular users, we didn't care _what_ freaky abominations they'd downloaded.

    13. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by try_anything · · Score: 1

      You should be able to say "I can't do my job without it" and that should be that. If you can't do that, then you probably don't need it.
      This is not how a sysadmin does his job. This is how a sysadmin copes in a screwed up organization where he isn't allowed to do his job right. "I can't do my job without it" is a childish standard only liars will ever claim to meet. I could do my job with just ed, gcc, and ssh, and if you don't offer me a reasonable standard, I have a choice between working that way at 1/2 or 1/4 productivity or lying to you and installing a few useful apps. By setting an unreasonable standard, you've abdicated all responsibility for figuring out the tradeoff between the value of an application and the cost of installing it. You've changed the standard from "how valuable is this app, compared to how dangerous it is?" to "how willing is this user to lie to IT staff?" I guess it cuts down your workload to set a standard like that, but in a healthy organization you would want to support everybody, not just liars and abusers.
    14. Re:I hate dealing with Sys Admin by WhaThe · · Score: 1
      I don't know if this is the trend or not but it seems to be my experience. You get used to the people around you everyday singing your praises, then one day I get a new boss. I got the message that I was a cog, easily replaced. I left. I need to check in and see how that worked out for them one day. I really think he was right in a way, we are all replaceable, I just think managers are much more replaceable than sysadmins.

      Sysadmins are a commodity now, they aren't viewed as adding value.

  14. Is X really that bad? by ThousandStars · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Replace "X" with any profession, and the answer is the same: some are and some aren't. The professions with high barriers to entry (i.e. medicine) tend to root out some if not most of the incompetents or otherwise poorly qualified, but some will still slip through. The same is true of sysadmins. They obviously exist for reason -- maybe the article writer should ask, "What would a world without sysadmins look like?" For large organization, the answer is "chaos," and they would quickly re-implement the same positions now being mocked.

  15. /. correlation ? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    A better question is: is there a correlation between good sysadmins and /. readers?

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    1. Re:/. correlation ? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, a good admin should have plenty of time to read /. because they have a smooth running system, with scripts set up to do repetative tasks, and are really only there to put out fires and work on ongoing projects.

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    2. Re:/. correlation ? by josu · · Score: 1

      No doubt. But is the correlation positive or negative...?

    3. Re:/. correlation ? by LinuxDon · · Score: 1

      Quote: "Well, a good admin should have plenty of time to read /. because they have a smooth running system, with scripts set up to do repetative tasks, and are really only there to put out fires and work on ongoing projects."

      In what kind of world you live in? As soon have you have time to spare to arrange things properly they'll throw twice (or more) the workload at you. Eventually all you'll be doing is putting out fires because there is no time to do preventative maintenance. A good admin is then one that will prevent a complete disaster from happening for a couple of years until the inevitable happens..

  16. Admin are only as bad as thier users by Marty200 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used to be a sys admin for a medium sized company. Some people thought I was great, some people thought I was a jerk. If someone was nice to me and was willing to learn how to do the simple things them selves I was more than happy to help them. People who I had to show how to attach a file to an email seven times saw a less friendly side of me.

    That being said, some admins are just jerks no matter how nice you are to them, and some users are unreasonable and demanding no matter how hard you work for them.

    MG

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  17. Sysadmins are the greatest people ever... by Krinsath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pay no attention to the systems administrator part of my job title...it's just a standard honorific. >_>

    Before I launch into this, it really seems like they define good and bad by their customer service skills, so that's what I'm addressing by "good" and "bad", not so much their technical knowledge.

    In my experience, the problems with sysadmins tends to be that with the ones that lack the ability to understand the user. This is what people refer to as the "IT mindset" where the user is the enemy and is doing whatever they can to make IT's life more difficult. In some cases, this is very true. There ARE abusive users out there. However, most people simply want to do their job, and their job is NOT getting these machines to work right. Getting back to the "understanding the user" thing, I find a great many sysadmins have no empathy for how a user feels when their machine has gone down, and why would they? When has a sysadmin ever really felt the panic and/or frustration of having a machine crash and not having the first clue of how to fix it? We KNOW what we should do, and while we'll be annoyed at the extra work, we're (hopefully) never flailing around blindly...or if we are we're careful never to show signs of it. A user's machine goes down and they have no idea what to do. They panic, they worry, they don't think logically...they immediately run to the nearest person who they think can help them and oftentimes get the look of "Why should I?" or "Can't you see I'm busy right now?"

    Again, that doesn't mean there aren't people who don't actively try to bypass what they SHOULD be doing to get the problem they caused looked at immediately because they think they're more important. However, I think the sysadmins that most people complain about are the ones who let the handful of lazy/abusive users jade their dealings with the ones who simply want to do their job and go home.

    However, I find that the "bad" sysadmins are about as common as the truly abusive users. They stand out in your memory so it seems like there's a lot of them, but they're actually far from the rule. YMMV, of course. After all, in the course of a day three or four people might stop to hold open a door for you, but the one you remember at the end of the day is the idiot that cut you off on the highway. Human memory is a funny thing...

    1. Re:Sysadmins are the greatest people ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh

      I don't see the user as the enemy, I see idiot peers in my field as the enemy.

    2. Re:Sysadmins are the greatest people ever... by pho3nixtar · · Score: 1

      After all, in the course of a day three or four people might stop to hold open a door for you, but the one you remember at the end of the day is the idiot that cut you off on the highway. Human memory is a funny thing... That reminds me of how we take in our media. There's a ton of good going on all around us, but the media only reports on the bad that happens, and they grind it into us in repetition. We're conditioned to accept the good like it's the air that we breath, as if it were that much of an invisible commodity, but we're also conditioned to pay special attention to the bad happening around us. And people wonder why we have trouble trusting anyone anymore?

      Sorry for the tangent, but it relates to what you're saying.
  18. This is the song that never ends... by avronius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We will have SysOps as long as we have people that don't wish to know anything about the mainframe / mini computer / etc. . Their titles may change somewhat, but ultimately the role will remain.

    Need that report, but don't know how to login to the mainframe? Call an operator.
    Need this report to print in front of the 30 jobs in the queue? Call an operator.
    Need to cancel a scheduled batch process? Call an operator.

    Alternatively, we could just add those tasks onto the shoulders of the sysadmin... it's not like they don't have free cycles ;)

    Once, we were narrow of scope with a deep understanding of the subject matter. Now, we are a mile wide and an inch deep. Less focus, more distractions... ooh - something shiny...

    1. Re:This is the song that never ends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need that report, but don't know how to login to the mainframe? Call an operator.
      Need this report to print in front of the 30 jobs in the queue? Call an operator.
      Need to cancel a scheduled batch process? Call an operator. Dial "0". Is that that you mean?
    2. Re:This is the song that never ends... by avronius · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you are kidding or not - I'll assume that you are not.

      SysOp = System Operator

      This person is usually the first line of support for getting data out of a mainframe or mini computer. Or even out of vms type OSes. In many cases, they assist you with reporting jobs that you create, by:
      1. scheduling jobs
      2. aborting problem jobs
      3. collecting printed reports for delivery to you
      4. changing the priority of jobs

      Hope that this helps...

  19. I Rate Him Highly! by Eagleartoo · · Score: 1

    I am my own sysadmin. I LOVE my sysadmin! It's those pitiful other people in the office that wouldn't know firewire from usb. They're the ones who really suck.

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    1. Re:I Rate Him Highly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am my own sysadmin. I LOVE my sysadmin! It's those pitiful other people in the office that wouldn't know firewire from usb. They're the ones who really suck.


      *Clicketyclickety clack smack*

      Quadruple disk quota and eight hours of overtime credit for you!

      - root
  20. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by qwijibo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I strongly agree with everything you're saying. One of the 20 unofficial roles I have at a large bank is Unix System Administrator. I really only spend ~100 hours/year doing system administration, and that's only to deal with something breaking. We have enough work for a full time sysadmin, but we have management who aim to consistently do less than the minimum. I believe the fundamental problem of system administration in any business environment is that you never see the benefit of good results. You only see costs of failures and people running around putting out fires all of the time. A good system administrator tends to work himself out of a justification for a job because there's no compelling business reason to keep employing someone expensive whose benefits to the organization are invisible. Coming in on the weekend to replace hardware, fixing things that break before people notice they are down and recovering files for people who will never admit that they deleted something important are all common sysadmin tasks that are rarely acknowledged.

    Micromanagement and imaginary, perceived cost savings create unsustainable environments. Here in a non-technology group of a large bank, we've got a handful of Sun servers attached to an EMC. There are numerous persistent memory errors on the Sun's that could be fixed with a service call and a small scheduled downtime. Well, in a normal environment that is all it takes. However, we don't currently have a maintenance contract. We did have a service contract years ago when the problems started, but maintaining systems is an anti-goal for management - apparently there is no profit in keeping things running. The EMC has been performing well, with the occaisional disk failure that is completely invisible thanks to RAID and automatic call home to get a replacement disk sent out. That's been our key saving grace since we don't backup anything(including production servers).

    Unfortunately, this kind of short sighted, unprofessional approach to IT is common in business driven organizations. When everything comes crashing down, as it always will given sufficient time, someone will look at what happened and try to prevent it from happening again. This is the kind of sabatage through mismanagement that leads to the creation of company policies that make it hard for anyone to do their job. Our company has policies that require that system, network, security and database administrators all be separate people. The developers have to be separate as well and can't have access to production systems. There's some very good reasons for all of these policies, but business people can't resist the temptation of hiring one person to do all of these jobs. After all, who better to get things working and fix problems than a developer with root access to everything. It sure cuts down on time wasted in getting authorizations and having meetings.

  21. Admins are not the pimps, they're the heels by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Admins are literally wedged between workers and management.

    You, as an admin, get orders from management how they envision the network security to be. You know it doesn't work that way and will only create an obstacle for the people you're to protect, but you will do it anyway. Because the guy you knew from the day shift one day took one such memo and trotted upstairs to the brass.

    He hasn't been seen since.

    So you do what you're ordered, block non-corporate mail accounts, block porn sites, block ebay, block... everything. This is usually when one of the middle managers complains that he can't go online anymore, which turns out as him being unable to access ebay anymore which he needs for ... umm ... his quarter years report (yahu, sure), and if it isn't reactivated IMMEDIATELY, you're in deep dung.

    It escalates up to the top brass, you get said pile of manure onto your head for not cooperating with middle management and you now have to work out a plan how to block ebay without blocking it. Sounds impossible? I know that. You go upstairs and tell the brass. Can I have your stuff?

    Then you head down to the cafeteria for some coffee. Coffee good. Coffee lifeblood. My precious. But you forgot your fake moustache and the noseglasses, so people immediately recognize you and start asking what's wrong and why they can't access gmail and gmx anymore. You explain the brass note. Which causes them to tell you in no uncertain terms what a weenie you are, because they need mails from a contractor that the corporate top security firewall won't let pass because they are deemed insecure attachments and how the hell they're now supposed to work.

    Need I go on?

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    1. Re:Admins are not the pimps, they're the heels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why do we have to block sites like that. Becuase they want to replace tech with managment. They are pussies and will not do anything when these bitches spend all day on the knot or browsing my space ect.... Just have IT block it. how about fire those people and but the fear of god in others that they need to work.

      Meanwile i sit and read /.

    2. Re:Admins are not the pimps, they're the heels by Geminii · · Score: 1

      This is why I've always wanted (but never got around to putting together) a comprehensive db or reference of organisational policies. Not server logins, or patch levels, or exactly what flavor of cable the dinosaurs in the back room need, but management policies. To whit - 1) The actual policy, 2) Who created it and when, 3) Who has the authority to change it, and 4) Their email addresses and phone numbers. That way, any time someone's bugged about a policy I didn't come up with, I can say "The person who can change it is X, here's their email address, until they say anything then Y's policy is the one we're using." Hey, depending on the amount of personnel and time I have, I might even say "Write it up, email/fax it to me, and I'll see it gets to the right exec." Good customer relations and all that.

  22. [ot] confused: by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    I don't think your post ended up where it should have. That or you should have explained yourself better. Thanks for the kind favour of replying to my (admittedly cheap) joke!

  23. My sysadmin is the greatest! by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

    I just had to make this joke even though I'm not an IT person and the only 'nix box I have is my personal desktop

    I have the greatest sysadmin in the world!

    $ su -l
    Enter password:

    #

    Why do you ask?

    1. Re:My sysadmin is the greatest! by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      umm...
      s/#/@

      there, now it's funny

      --
      Sometimes, life itself is sarcasm...
    2. Re:My sysadmin is the greatest! by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      umm...
      s/#/@


      On my machine the root prompt is #

      [root@midgar root]#

  24. Are SysAdmins that bad? Depends on who you ask. by Ynsats · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Several others have already said that SysAdmins are only as good as the rules and management that constrains them. Then again, there is the personality issue.

    I am a SysAdmin myself like many on Slashdot. However, I do SysAdmin work on two different levels. At my day job, I manage gigantic enterprise class data systems with clustered servers for everything from distributed processing to my Oracle 10g RAC cluster. However, I also do work on the side in my spare time for small businesses and friends in the area. I do everything from some simple web development to distributed networks for file and application sharing. I've been given compliments and complaints but the compliments far outweigh the complains.

    What I have heard most and that I like to hear is that people like to deal with me. They like to have me answer thier help desk calls because they know it will get fixed correctly and as fast as humanly possible. I like having that reputation and professional respect. Because of that, I don't have to fight with a user or management when I say I need time to figure out an issue or stand up a system. Does that make me a good SysAdmin? I dunno. I think it makes me a good employee. Then again, I get the same compliments from my small business customers and friends who would rather call me for help with their DSL account or a piece of troublesome software than any help line.

    Given that, I think that a SysAdmin is an employee just like everyone else. Because of that, we shouldn't be venerated above others even though we are an employee with a special job. A SysAdmin allows other employees to be productive. If the SysAdmin isn't doing the job they have to do, then the company as a whole suffers. I suppose this is where the 'root is god' can get out of hand. When an entire company's infrastructure depends on the work of a few people, that's a high stress deal. Sometimes it gets to people. Bottom line though, we are all employees and just like the loud guy at the water cooler that nobody wants to hang around with, if we aren't profession and approachable like other employees, we are hurting ourselves. SysAdmins have to be computer geniuses, we have to be business oriented, we have to be people people and we have to be avaialable and approachable. It is not an easy task, believe me, I know! However, we all need to have a certain degree of professionalism when dealing with our customer base (users). We SysAdmins are our own downfall. The poor perception by the slobbering masses of users is our own fault. We can change it. While we do understand that our companies would not survive without us, it is not our place to make it so painfully obvious. The users don't care how great we think we are or even how great we are. They just want thier problems fixed quickly so they can get back to being how great they are. If we can just appease that desire from the users, I think that's what would make a good SysAdmin.

  25. sysadmins aren't the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ...users and management are. Think of you computer/network/infrastructure like a car. If you screw it up, do something stupid or crash it, you have to pay for it. Be it with, money, time, being w/ out a car, etc. Your mechanic fixes it, and you have learned a valuable lesson about next time, you don't wait 25k miles before changing your oil.


    If you screw up your computer, you have no backlash, no negative repercussions, nothing to teach you not to do that again. Being a sysadmin now, and a power user before, I have to say this is the problem. People screw up, this is fine, problems arise, we fix them, that is our job. But when Joe user or Bob in management keeps doing the same stupid things, over and over w/ no negative repercussions, and it's your fault, and you have to fix it, and you can't do anything to them to teach them a lesson why NOT to do stupid shit, you stop caring.


    Sysadmins are under appreciated, and expected to work miracles, w/ foolish users, you get the perception of a "Bad sysadmin". Want to fix the problems? Make Joe user who hosed his system for the 4th time this week, downloading a buncha crap and clicking on every virus he gets, do his job w/ out his computer. his deadlines are the same, but on our side, every time you screw up from the same mistake we've warned you about, our time to fix is going to double.

    just my $.02

  26. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by Aceticon · · Score: 1

    "Right now I work in a very large bank and some days I think the admins could not find their rear end with both hands and a man page - I've never met them persoanlly so no idea what they are actually like. From otehr friends I have working in banking I know how much red tape they have to work under and I suspect half of the problems the user end sees (bear in mind I'm an ex admin myself and now developer) are caused by the red tape, not by the admin.


    I work in a banking environment with less than the usual red tape (for a banking environment) and most sysadmins are still less than impressive.

    As i see it, it's a problem with banks (who see IT as a cost center rather than an essencial part of empowering their business) and not red tape.

    The truth is, as companies grow, checks and controls are added for a reason. Consider the scenario where Group A responsible for system 1 (say, Accounting) asks the sysadmins for a seemingly small change to the configuration on a server machine which in turn breaks the systems of Groups C and D (say, responsible for the Sales and the Dispatching systems) resulting in a down time of several hours and a month's worth man-hours wasted.

    Checks and controls (say, a change approval system) are added preciselly to avoid this kind of scenario: beyond a certain level of complexity, some level of check and controls is required to avoid that everybody is constantly tripping in everybody else's toes.

    Red tape (read, unnecessary bureaucracy) is born when bureaucracies gain a live of their own and rules are created for purposes such as "showing work done" or "creating and fencing a new area of responsability". Another way how red tape is born is when the reason for a rule ceases to exist but the rule is not remove.

    In my experience, banks are not especially more prone to red tape than other big companies - mostly it boils down to:
    - The quality of high-level and mid-level management. Good managers (like good programmers) aim for lean and mean and low clutter.
    - How old the company is. Old companies, if they don't go through periodic process reinvention phases, tend to accumulate old rules which have long since become worthless.
    - The level of competitiviness and the size of the profit margins on the business area/location where a company operates. Companies in highly competitive markets and/or having tight margins have a lot more incentive to "trim fat" than companies in stable markets with high barriers to entry.

  27. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by mmdog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The first IT job I took after getting out of the army was answering phones on a help desk for a retail company. We had to support about 1,500 users.

    Not long before I started that job, the company had hired a new "Director of End User Technology" and this guy was sharp. His primary goal at the time was to straighten out the cobbled together mess of a network that had haphazardly grown department by department. The place was a real mess and the network ran like mud.

    Over a period of about four years, we standardized our PCs and laptops, physically consolidated the servers that were spread all over the HQ building, corrected the messed up cabling, centralized administration, built a training room and implemented a number of classes, etc. It was a truly exciting and fun place to work and virtually everyone who I started out with on the help desk eventually learned, got certifications and moved into administration and/or engineering. When I had started there we had a real mom & pop shop type feel and very little oversight. All we had to go on were some clearly defined goals and a directive to "get things fixed."

    We consistently accomplished our goals. Within the first couple years we had fixed the network and made it into something useful. The consequence was more use by upper management and as you might expect, more management from upper management. Every time we met another goal, the more visibility we received. The more visibility we received, the more layers of management they installed above us. Every layer of management installed made it harder and harder to actually get anything done, basically because each new layer of management knew less about IT but more about "managing.".

    I guess mostly I'm just whining here, but eventually most of us who had built the network quit. They 'managed' us right out the door.

    --
    Politicians are like diapers - they should be changed frequently and for the same reasons.
  28. Sysadmins aren't on slashdot by tulcod · · Score: 0

    afaik, sysadmins are bad, generally. Though, every sysadmin on this site who responds to me is NOT a bad sysadmin. sysadmins are the low-levelled idiots who couldn't pass onto a study or even serious education. And yes, they ARE stupid. There's about 5 of them on my school. I installed a different keyboard layout, and because they took all the rights to unset it, they blamed me for doing so and HAD TO INSTALL A NEW COPY OF WINDOWS. DUDE! A DIFFERENT KEYBOARD LAYOUT. * cough * configuration panel * cough * but... no, they disabled the configuration panel "because of security issues". dude... have you ever wondered how i switched the layout? there is no such security on windows, as long as the registry is wide open for writing. but they didn't really know how they actually set it all (i guess they hired a company), so they couldn't access the control panel (* cough * administrator passwords should be written down * cough *). hm? server down? well... just wait a week, so that your salary goes up, then hire a company to fix it. "what's a server anyway"... i nmapped the server (got router ip using ipconfig /a). appeared to be a Cent OS box. it also ran an empty apache server. i asked a sysadmin what the apache did over there: "How do you know it's a decent OS?" (no typos) the guys in my school are plain idiots. they might know a little bit about what a motherboard is, or what the latest nvidia card is, but that's where it ends. oh, they also know how to order PC's at dell. the major amount of sysadmins are idiots, who are sysadmin because the suck even more at other jobs. the sysadmins reading this message are good. they are actually interested in PCs, which is a thing the sysadmins i know lack.

    1. Re:Sysadmins aren't on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone please mod that troll out of its misery.

  29. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    No backups? No maintenance contract? In a BANK?

    Sounds like time to leave, before the shit hits the fan & guess who gets the blame...the 'unofficial' sysadmin.

    Hope you've CYA with lots of memos, friend...

  30. They are the same as everyone else... by rbanzai · · Score: 1

    Of course they are not that bad. They are human beings, and like all human beings some will be good at their job and some won't. Some will be nice, some won't.

    It's idiotic to classify them as some kind of vermin. We all have a job to do and how we do it is based on our individual traits, not the position.

  31. Boutin's article. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Boutin's article has five points:

    Say hello. Even when you don't need something.
    Don't question what he does all day
    Fill out the stupid request form
    Treat everything he does as a favor
    Never forget he can read your email


    What this boils down to is:

    Treat him like a human being,
    follow policy and procedure,
    appreciate his work,
    and don't talk about about him.


    I guess people forget that SAs are people and employees too and that they work under constraints placed on them by upper management.
    --
    There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
    1. Re:Boutin's article. by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      What this boils down to is:

      Pretend you like him. Just in case.
      His job is painfully dull. You don't want to hear his problems. Don't ask.
      He doesn't like the req form either, he's just a midlevel functionary.
      Show appreciation on the rare occasions his efforts are not a hindrance.
      He has nothing to lose, don't trust him as far as you can throw him.

      --

      Slashdot quality declines as the number of hot grits posts decreases. - Provolt's Law, Apr-09-2005

  32. And dealing with people is "unfamiliar territory" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They treat every person like the worst illiterate wanker who ever yelled at them. Try a little customization, guys. I'm not the one who yelled at you for blocking porn and sent an email to the CEO over a half-hour planned email outage at 2am. That was a different guy, so don't treat me like scum, even if my request isn't technically sound. You don't know my job, and I don't have to know yours. At least I'm asking politely whether it's possible, not threatening to get you fired if you don't do it.

  33. Proud to be BOfH ! by redelm · · Score: 1

    Whiners! You expect me to do your work? I've got lots of my own dumped by mgmt.

  34. IT is a service industry by stumblingmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a person who worked my way through school waiting tables and bartending, then dropping out in the *typical* SysAdmin fashion, I tend to liken my department's level of service to the level of service one would receive at a restaurant.

    Heavily corporate restaurants make their customers sit through a whole song and dance about the restaurants offerings and their associated flair. Heavily corporate IT makes their customers (fellow employees or clients) wade through a song and dance about red tape and process.

    Mom and Pop restaurants allow more freedom in day to day management of the customer experience, likewise startups do the same.

    Greasy spoons with the head waitress who can run the floor and cook the food and do the dishes while balancing the books do it the head waitresses way...

    You can draw the parallels anyway you like.

    The real point is, as a SysAdmin, I try to keep in mind that me and my department are providing a service to our clients in whatever way, shape or form you want to define them. Without clients, while there may be considerably more time for Nethack and Slashdot posting, there would be no job.

    1. Re:IT is a service industry by vbraga · · Score: 1

      Only car analogies here please.

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      English is not my first language. Corrections and suggestions are welcome.
  35. home networks by coyote-san · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree that 99% of the "I'm a sysadmin 'cause I run linux at home" crowd have gross delusions of competency.

    But that final 1%....

    The bottom line is somebody with a bit of skill and motivation can learn things at home that they could never dream of at work, precisely because nobody gives a damn if the network is down for a week. I would be laughed out of the office if I suggested a pilot project on the main network with Kerberos authentication and applications, or switching apps to use LDAP authentication, or running a VPN on the internal network as a precaution against internal compromise. But I've done all of them at home and learned a lot of the pros and cons. It's not the same as anyone who's used these tools at work, but there are a lot of well-experienced sysadmins with even less experience out there. And even the work-seasoned sysadmins might have only used one or two tools instead of trying every server supported by their distro.

    --
    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
    1. Re:home networks by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I had the perfect job once. I was beholden to no one about the network (dev network, specifically to isolate a networking lab from the production network). I was responsible for one main system (multihomed filer) and a dhcp server. while I was there I took the time to learn all sorts of good stuff, and if the network went down from a broadcast storm so what?
      then we got bought out and management sucked the life from me, so I moved.
      -nB

      --
      whois gawk date unzip strip find touch finger mount join nice man top fsck grep eject more yes exit umount sleep dump
  36. Sysadmin Disease (== Control Freakery) by mkcmkc · · Score: 1
    An occupational hazard of being a system administrator is turning into a control freak. Or, alternatively, the occupation may tend to draw control freaks. In my experience, good admins have a basic attitude of "how can I solve your problem" or better yet "how can I make you happy in the long run". Bad admins, which seem to be the majority, have a basic (can I call it "Republican"?) stance of "if I can say no to you, I will", "if I haven't already decided that I'm providing it, you can't have it", and "if I don't know how to do it, it's impossible".

    I've spent a number of years watching this on both sides. I seem to be relatively immune to this problem myself, but unfortunately I don't really want to be an admin. :-)

    I think that probably the only real solution to this is counseling from above, together with a "three strikes and you're out" policy.

    --
    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  37. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by qwijibo · · Score: 1

    Banks, like all other companies, are filled with large numbers of people who do things that are totally useless. For example, a marketing organization doing their own IT isn't going to lose customers' money. The worst thing that could happen here is that we would fail to produce lists of prospective new customers who need to be sent junk mail or be hounded by telemarketers. Personally, I think those kinds of catastrophic system failures would be a net benefit to the human race, but I'm biased against marketing slime. =)

    CYA memos are what everyone suggests, but they seem like a tactic for those who have already chosen to fail. Is the idea that you could pull them out in court and hope some jury believes them? They sure wouldn't have any bearing on finding a new job. All they say to a prospective employer is that you CYA first and serve the company second. Realistically, what can you do with CYA memos? Go above your management and say "see, I tried to CYA, please don't fire me"? That might work if you happen to work in a company where the corruption doesn't go all the way to the top. How many CEO's do you think got in their position without having some degree of moral flexibility?

    Perhaps I'm a pessimist and there are more honest people with a strong sense of integrity in senior management in most companies than all of my experience would suggest. However, I think a better bet would be to have dozens of witnesses to the numerous times I've warned our Director, VP and SVP of the extremely high risks we're taking. I'm confident that our SVP is savvy enough to lie under oath and sound credible. Our director would tell the same story, but doesn't seem very credible even when telling the truth. The administrative assistants, project managers, developers and many others who have come and gone are probably less inclined to face severe consequences for perjury if they were asked to testify if they were aware of my numerous cautions against these blatant violations of company policy.

    Sure, I could be the scapegoat someday, but isn't that true of everyone? One thing I can be sure of is that this organization would not want to have me testify in open court about how they work. =)

  38. As a DBA and sys admin, I'd have to say... by SadGeekHermit · · Score: 4, Informative

    We are not "bad" at all. We are doing our jobs. What are our jobs? Our role is to keep our systems operational and secure.

    Think of it in terms of roles.

    Sys Admin: Protects and defends the infrastructure of your company. Prevents people from shooting themselves in the foot. Enforces good security policies. Identifies poorly performing software and forces its developers to improve it (or get shut down). Keeps your systems patched and ready. An iron fist in a velvet glove. An enigma wrapped in a mystery. A big, sexy man!

    Programmer Type 1: Cooperative with sysadmin. Tries to write solid code. Doesn't break stuff. Often has a good rapport with sysadmin and finds, mysteriously, that his jobs get run on time, every time. Filled with the Tao.

    Programmer Type 2: Bastard child of Peter Lorre and Marty Feldman (with the voice and the eyes). Doesn't care about correct practice, only what he can bang out in an hour. Takes ridiculous shortcuts, risks crashing servers and services. Source of all memory leaks. Tries to be clever and fails. Mortal enemy of all sysadmins and Type 1 programmers!

    User: Whirling dervish of chaos in an otherwise orderly world. Between downloading P2P apps, questionable freeware, and trojan and adware corrupted hacks of popular programs, spends time inviting the wrath of the RIAA and MPAA by sharing his entire music collection from the main file server. Browses pr0n instead of working. Plays solitaire instead of working. Cries like a little girl every time he's forced to comply with official policy. Complains bitterly about those nasty sysadmins. Secretly wishes he was a pr0n star and has been stalking Shelly down in accounting. She'll mace him in the cafeteria later on in the week.

    --
    NO CARRIER
    1. Re:As a DBA and sys admin, I'd have to say... by techpawn · · Score: 1

      As A DBA, when they bring new highers around to introduce them and they have to stop and say "...And I have NO idea what he does..."
      To me that means I'm doing my job as a DBA right. I'm the stage crew to this little dog and pony show. The less joe-user knows about the day-to-day operations of the database the better. They see me, code, and the many monitors I have running. It looks impressive enough that they know well enough to stay away and that works for me.

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      Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
    2. Re:As a DBA and sys admin, I'd have to say... by SadGeekHermit · · Score: 1

      They used to bring me new hires, but now they just tell me about them.

      I overheard a boardmember say that as long as I keep biting the interns, they can't let any of them into my cage.

      What bullshit! I didn't draw blood ONCE. And two of them LIKED it.

      Life. What a gyp.

      --
      NO CARRIER
  39. This is the operations crew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're watching you and we also happen to know that a 3 phase 415V busbar runs dreadfully close to the RJ11 cable which terminates at your office desk telephone. I also recall this cable being reported as damaged (stripped bare by *accidental* friction). However the repair job is in our very long backlog queue at the moment, just after "Halon release trigger malfunctioning in Lockejaw's office".

    Please call us if you have any further queries on what we do down here in the basement.

  40. SysAdmin/SysOP... by huckda · · Score: 1

    Blah, it's a fun job...it's ALWAYS challenging whether new problems/technologies arise and you get to figure out how to integrate them with the old...or it's dealing with people who somehow ALWAYS seem to have(create?) problems for themselves and thus you.

    Those challenges are what I like about it...sure beats the hell out of working at Starbucks begging for tips with a cup that has a piece of paper with chicken scratch writing that says, "Tips Appreciated" on it.

    --
    "Just Smile and Nod." --Huck
  41. Re:Lack of experience - or Lack of understanding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I work as a System Support Engineer. My job is to sit behind a phone and computer, visually try to hold multiple plant or company infastructures in my mind with out ever viewing anything and step through Sys-Admins, DBAs, Engineers, and others through finding their root problem and providing a solution.

    I've noticed a signficant break in those born after 1981 in terms of 'how' people understand computers. Not so co-incidently, those born after 1981 are also called Gen-Y or Millinials.

    I have noticed that the following generations really don't understand computers, electronics, or any of the like. They know how to use them, they might learn some rules to follow. But to them, all this technology is simply like the microwave. I've had 'techs' try to 'clarify' with me that you know when your moving a file you can see the paper moving over from on folder to the other as well as all other sorts of rediculus ways of understanding the device they are working on.

    How to these people can you possibly explain to them the source of the problem is a bad router that is tossing out a few bad packets once and a while at plant A, while their software is giving them a garbled message at plant B. Let alone stepping through the root problem.

    These people can multitask like no other, text message 20 people 20 different messages at once; however, get them to think? That's another story. It's not about inexperience completely, it's about not studying and not understanding. I rather take the guy who has never heard of Solaris, and put them incharge of a Solaris machine who really understands computers then a person who has worked with Solaris for a year or two who ultimately doesn't understand the machine they are using.

  42. Short answer: Yes. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Long answer: God damn it, yes.

  43. Been there, done that. Dammit! by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I believe the fundamental problem of system administration in any business environment is that you never see the benefit of good results. You only see costs of failures and people running around putting out fires all of the time. A good system administrator tends to work himself out of a justification for a job because there's no compelling business reason to keep employing someone expensive whose benefits to the organization are invisible.

    You said it. I was one of two Unix SAs supporting a few dozen servers for which several hundred users depended for their jobs. If something went wrong, they called and, just like magic, things were fixed. They loved us and they loved the application. The worst thing that could happen would be a server death and when that happened, we'd call up the manageer of the affected group, ask them to have their people save their work locally and sit tight. Out of the closet would come a pre-configured replacement server. We'd plug it in, restore data from one of our three redundant back-up systems, and have those users up and running again in two hours, max.

    I loved the work. Absolutely loved it. Because this was a government job with generous paid leave when one of us would be gone, having two of us meant there was always coverage and no downtime. Given that our users brought in 10s of millions of dollars a month, we were a paltry and perfectly justifiable expense.

    Our problem was that nothing ever went wrong. Our big 'ol rack of servers hummed along with no drama and whenever the boss dropped by, he'd likely see us plodding through something routine like adding a user or checking system capacity reports. Every few days, we'd get bored and actually walk around the cube farm of the users, stick in our heads, and ask if everything was ok, can we do anything to make things work better? Our users loved us; our bosses didn't even seem to know what to write on our evaluations.

    The Windows servers on the other side of the datacenter? Holy Cow, did those guys have the drama! Things were crashing all the time (We're back in the early NT days, mind you.) Whole populations of users suffered critical amounts of downtime. The admins put everything back together, of course, and were lauded as heroes because they had fixed the big, bad problems that had killed so many people's productivity for so long. They were HIGHLY visible to management. They got awards for fixing things. They were heroes.

    Us Unix admins were those two people who sat over in the corner and never seemed to actually, visibly do anything.

    You can see where this is leading, right? The Windows server side and the Windows front-line support side needed warm bodies, so I got thrown off Unix and into a GUI world I neither wanted nor understood. (Don't get me wrong, I've done the Windows work for years and I love helping people, but I'm not in love with the OS I now use and support.) Later, the other SA was tossed and our servers virtualized on mainframes. The number of SAs was cut to the bone and beyond. Virtualization was a nice concept and it works fine, but getting something fixed when it breaks is now a major red tape experience for our poor (former) users.

    Fires to put out mean that firemen get chances to become heroes. Safety engineers who inspect your business and show you how clean the grease traps so nothing actually catches on fire are just needless expenses to be cut as soon as possible.

    The moral is: Be a fireman. I figure they get more women, anyway.

  44. I vary depending on the user(s) by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There are some users that I'm sure would comment that I am extremely friendly and helpful. Actually, probably quite a lot of my users, as I do enjoy interacting with them and discussion various issues (partly to be social, partly to avoid recurrence).

    The people that might find me antisocial are:
    • The ones that assume lunchtime is Q&A period: I generally avoid on-site lunches for this reason. I like to eat too, and I like to relax/read during my break. If it's 12:05pm, and I've got a book in my hand and a sandwich partly in my mouth... I will not be friendly when it comes to answering questions, especially if they're annoying non-work-related (home) ones.
    • With the above. When you've watched me work through lunch and it's not 1:30/2:30 and I've not yet eaten or had a break... it should not be particularly surprising that I don't want to check out your "little issue" when I'm done
    • Do-it yourselfers: Staff that display a certain amount of technical knowledge combined with restraint are great! If a user can fix minor problems for himself and others then that makes my job easier. If the same user accidentally makes a mistake, no biggie. However, the users that are gutting their computers, installing unauthorized/illegal software, and other such things... grrrr
    • Impatience: Everyone wants their stuff fixed first. Quite often one user will be (literally) breathing down my neck while I'm up to my elbows in another issue/machine. Patience and personal space are important things.
    • Circumvention: We have a "ticket" system. We have a huge amount of users/systems. For non-emergencies (server down Vs "My printer defaults are wrong") it does not help to circumvent the situation by calling me directly. It is less helpful to call my supervisor. This causes other people to be PO'ed at me for being diverted from their (usually equally if not more important), legitimate tickets. It makes me PO'ed at you. It also means I have no ticket to close indicating all is done, and no tickets letting management track that I've actually been working.
    • Following instructions, and being a little independent: There are the occasional users that need to be told constantly how to deal with a particular scenario. They aren't stupid, as they demonstrate an intricate knowledge of their own domain, but somehow manage to forget simply instructions on how to fix annoying issues. For example, if the server has been down (lengthy power outage, or more recent at one site, drive replacement), reboot your machine before calling for help and requiring a 30 minute drive. (some site are up to a 2h15m drive).

    See, the above make me seem pretty grumpy, right? But the truth is that most days are fairly pleasant for both myself and (judging from feedback) for my "clients." However, there are always a few people that can magically manage to rain on a sunny day. Secretaries are often both the best and the worst. Some are obviously in their job because of wonderful PR skills, and manage to be extremely friendly, and, more refreshingly, honest (they can admit when they have messed something up, or don't know how something works). They also often have candies on their desks :-)

    But trust me, anyone can have a bad mood after being 2-3h late for lunch and when running a full day without breaks.
    1. Re:I vary depending on the user(s) by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      RE: lunchtime, there's an even worse time users choose to ask you a question - when you're staggering along carrying a very heavy bit of kit - printer, CRT monitor. Never fails to attract questions.

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    2. Re:I vary depending on the user(s) by phorm · · Score: 1

      Yes, been there done that.

      Especially since they invariable attempt to startup the conversation with "Are you busy right now?"

      No, I'm just lugging this 40-50lbs of equipment up the stairs because I wanted to work out a bit...

  45. Food by wetfeetl33t · · Score: 4, Informative

    From TFA:
    How do I get my sysadmin to do anything?

    Very simple.
    Cookies, brownies, pizza, etc. I've worked as a sysadmin, so I know all sysadmins like the ones with the little dark chocolate chunks in them.

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    1. Re:Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pizza with dark chocolate chunks? Eww...

    2. Re:Food by masdog · · Score: 1

      That isn't very effective when you work in a cookie factory.

    3. Re:Food by architimmy · · Score: 1

      Pizza with Dark Chocolate?!

  46. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When you take a good sys admin, tell them what you want, give them a sensible budget and ask them to delvier it you will frequently get a great system.
    When management try to micro manage, heap them with rules, specify particular components because they read an artical that described it as good or the vendor took them out to lunch you will get problems - lots of them.
    Rephrased: When the system administrators do the system administration, things turn out well, and when managers do the system administration, things turn out poorly. Sounds like it should be obvious, but apparently it's not.
  47. Somewhat Simple. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Good sysadmins seem to have time to fix problems that occure, keep up on normal maintenance, aploigize if the make a mistake and quickly fix it, fair with the users, open to new ideas and strays away from following a technology idology but uses the sciencetific method to do the best approach for the requirements.

    Bad Sysadmins are going crazy just to keep the place running. Always to busy to fix problem that occure get back logged on normal maintenance, find excuses for the problems and because it "wasn't his fault" doesn't jump to fix the problem, thinks the users are stupid idiotes, Emotionally connected to the systems he installed a decade ago, followed a technology idology and uses this idology to fix the requrements (like forcing Linux onto a bunch of CAD Engineers, which causes them to loose many features that has saved them time in the past)

    In short for almost any job that you do, you are a bad employee/boss if you use the excuse "I Don't have time for that." if you were a good employee then you could manage your time better, and if you feel that to much is being demmanded on you then you normally and politly find a way to get more time to do the work or requrest more resources.

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    1. Re:Somewhat Simple. by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      Yes, because managing your time better always allows you to fit 20 hours of work in a 10 hour day.
      By that logic, you can have 1 sysadmin running a helpdesk alone for 50,000 people and blame any problems on the sysadmin. Even if it's undermanned, it's the sysadmins fault for not getting a budget approved for more staff!

      Hmm. You're in management then.

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    2. Re:Somewhat Simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short for almost any job that you do, you are a bad employee/boss if you use the excuse "I Don't have time for that." if you were a good employee then you could manage your time better, and if you feel that to much is being demmanded on you then you normally and politly find a way to get more time to do the work or requrest more resources. I couldn't disagree with you more. At the start of my career I was pushed up from tech support to an admin position when our admin quit abruptly. After months of 70-80 hour weeks on my hourly tech support pay (overtime pay as well) they tried to officially promote me to a salaried position which would make me less money. This was after many, many requests for an assistant to be hired which they flatly refused. In turn I refused the salary position until they hire someone to assist and reduce my work hours. I left that job and took a software developer position for double the pay a few weeks later, and have been doing it ever since.

      To say "I don't have time for that." isn't an excuse in a lot of cases. When management repeatedly denies requires for "resources" its a statement of truth.
    3. Re:Somewhat Simple. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No the correct answer for that case is to work the normal 40 hour week. Do your maintenance like you normally do and prioritize your work apropratly. Or you can threaton to quit with the explanation on how much more expensive it is for turn over.

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    4. Re:Somewhat Simple. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Did you explain the cost advantages of getting more staff? Take their Salary add 30% on top of that for bonuses. Then figure out how much money from low priority errors that you need to put on the back burner. Part of being a System Administrator is being an Administrator which means you need to talk with management on their level. Show them the chances of falue show them how much it will cost in the case of failure. You need to talk to management in terms of money not in terms of how much you work. Just saying I am overworked makes you sound lazy. Showing them the value on having extra help make you look productive and part of the team trying to help the company.

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    5. Re:Somewhat Simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arkhan is right: definitely management.

  48. SYSADMIN = OPERATOR? by MilesNaismith · · Score: 1

    I notice the summary above references the BOFH. Here again we see SysAdmin confused with Operator. This is one of the problems, most people view SysAdmin as some sort of Operator. In a Data Center the Operators are low-paid monkeys who can push a few buttons and dial a phone, but most importantly are willing to WORK ANY SHIFT! I used to work as an Operator, it sucks after a year and I wouldn't go back to rotating into graveyard shift. The problem is in most organizations they view SysAdmin as a higher-paid version of that. You are doing typically some very complex work, still have to answer your pager at 3AM or on vacation, and have bosses who can't understand why any given problem can't be resolved in about 5 minutes. Everyone in the organization thinks they are smarter than you, and bring you answers that you have to implement. I can't tell you how many times I've been handed a bunch of hardware and told "we bought this without consulting you, but here make it work!" The problem has as much to do with the perception of SysAdmin by YOU, as it does with the Sysadmin. Organizations generally treat us like garbage, so that's what they get. Some good quotes from alt.sysadmin.recovery here: http://home.xnet.com/~raven/Sysadmin/ASR.Quotes.ht ml

  49. Well 3 years in support... by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After 3 years in support for a fax solutions provider, I encountered what I would estimate to be a 5% level of competence. Meaning 95% of SA's I talked to don't know their ass from their elbow. I talked to this one admin of a windows network that didn't know what Active Directory is. Let me tell some more anecdotes.

    Now, you might say that they're probably underpaid and overtasked... the underpaid and overtasked guys were actually usually the competent ones. I've had Windows admins call me, support for their FAX solution, for EXCHANGE support. Now I mostly handled Linux calls, My MSEXCH knowledge is very cursory... this guy got pissed and I basically referred him to a MS KB article on what he needed to do. Incompetence is so prevalent in the SA job role it's really just insane. It's gotta start somewhere above them though, cause management made the incompetent decision to hire this incompetent admin. So it's sort of a chicken/egg.

    I also loved the admins who were all like "we HAVE to get a linux solution! linux is so rock solid! I don't really know how to use it or even log in to it, but it'll be the proverbial rock in the data center!" Then when it breaks here I am phonetically spelling out commands like cd and ls, while they enter the wrong kind of slashes (if they figure out how to log in first). Then when they enter the proper command finally they're like "I don't think it worked, nothing happened."

    Another herd of sa's that were awesome were the ones who either had a language barrier or thought it might be impolite to say "no" when you ask "Is the XXX service running?" It makes for a really fun game where you just have to guess whether they really mean yes or no.

    Well I won't keep boring you with my mundane tales of the greatest SA's of all time cause I think you get the picture.

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    1. Re:Well 3 years in support... by marekbrz · · Score: 1

      Another herd of sa's that were awesome were the ones who either had a language barrier or thought it might be impolite to say "no" when you ask "Is the XXX service running?" It makes for a really fun game where you just have to guess whether they really mean yes or no.

      My God. You've become my new personal hero. My boss and I were discussing this very issue about an employee at our workplace.

      Since "yes" is the standard response to everything he says, we've devised a sort of system where we determine whether it's a true yes, a medium yes (yes in the sense that he's heard our question, but actually means no), or a "god help me" yes, in which something is totally fucked up and he's saying yes in the hopes that we'll stop asking about what broke.

  50. Damn It Jim by ReidMaynard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sysadmin!

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  51. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by wximagery95 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional to the number of rules they have to work under. The more red tape an admin has the worse the actual results they will provide.

    Very true.

    I'm a sysadmin in a DoD Classified network on a USAF Base ( LOTS of red tape) and the first rule is security (which it should be). That pretty much means lock everything down. Some examples include: lock the USB ports, prevent writes to CD-RW Drives, prevent writes to DVD-RW Drives, audit everyhthing (PL2), prevent printer installs, software installs/removal, lock down screen savers (executable code), password changes every 62 days, approved software installs only which usually means we are lagged on releasees, etc, etc, etc. Some of these are silly, yes, but I don't make the rules. The "red tape" is mandated to us by the Air Force.

    All this red tape creates a very unfriendly user environment where the users frequently are annoyed with the admins because they can't do something as simple as copy data from a classified PC to a classified laptop for a presentation. They have to track down an admin to do the copy for them. Paperwork must be filled out and whitnesses present. They may not have access to files due to security permissions. Won't delve into the requirements here but it has to do with employees from different companies all working the same program who potentially have access to each company's proprietary information. I can go on and on, but the bottom line is red tape creates a very unfriendly user environment where the users frequently claim the sysadmins "don't know what they are doing", which isn't the case at all. The users are deliberatly not allowed to do what they are trying to do. However a majority of the user community thinks us admins make the system painful to use on purpose. Not the case. and they frequently take out their frustrations on us.
  52. Others are truly worth the name by Technician · · Score: 1

    Others are truly worth the name "Bastard Operators from Hell".

    At home my son thinks so. Having had problems getting him off to go to bed and come to dinner, I set up a schedule in the router. The connection goes dead a half hour before dinner and before bedtime on school nights. If he is a pain, I change his password to deny use entirely for a while. Sometimes I just add myspace to the hosts file.

    It's a dirty job, but he will be better for it.

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    1. Re:Others are truly worth the name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are my hero.

    2. Re:Others are truly worth the name by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      grinning like an idiot here

      Wow, that's great. You made me smile. After an earlier post reminding me of an earlier job (consultants, firings, etc.), this just made my day. My daughter won't thank you when she's older, I'm telling you that much.

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  53. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by qwijibo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real moral is that if you want to be a valuable geek, you have to learn enough people skills to make sure other people know. I've got a couple of decades of professional experience under my belt and am an expert in several areas, but the most valuable experience I've had professionally comes from working in a large company with a good number of untrained monkeys.

    There are a lot of people who can't tell the difference between a seasoned professional and someone who would have bought a computers for dummies book if they were literate. Some of these people will be promoted into management to keep them out of the way of people doing the work. Being able to interact with people on their level is an incredibly valuable skill. It's nice to work with intelligent people who know what you do, but not everyone gets that kind of dream job. Basic communication skills are important, even if you feel like a retard when you're doing what is expected. If you don't feel like a retard, you're probably not going to effectively communicate with the business people. =)

    For example, I'll send out emails to users, managers and the VP to let them know that a disk on the EMC failed, switchover to one of the hot spares occurred without incident, the failed disk was replaced and transitioned back into the array without issues and with no more than negligible performance degradation to the systems and users. No data was lost and we're back up and running. This happens once or twice a year.

    If you know anything about EMC arrays, storage systems in general, or how to get your VCR to stop blinking 12:00, you probably realize that I didn't really have to do anything other than be aware that something happened and let the field service technician do his job. I've spent my whole career learning about technology so I am perfectly capable of doing all of the maintenance myself, but in this kind of case, I just need to let someone else do their job. This is not exactly rocket science here. However, people who don't get the technology see something like this and think "Huh, I guess something broke and now it's fixed and everything's good. Good thing he knows what to do because I wouldn't even know who to call or what to say to them." Most of the people whose opinions matter have no idea what you do.

    There are a lot of arsonist-firefighter types in IT. You can be just as valuable as them without losing any shred of decency as a human being. Just let people you help know to let your boss, your boss's boss, their boss, and anyone else they know how incredibly helpful you were. Chances are that they asked for your help because they needed you to do 10 minutes of work so they could avoid trying to spend weeks trying to figure it out themselves and making it much worse before it got to you. Most people will be willing to spend 60 seconds to send a quick email to help you out.

  54. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Funny

    >they frequently take out their frustrations on us.

    Of course they do. If they open their mouth within earshot of the people actually responsible, they get shipped to Baghdad the next day.

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  55. a personal fave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    user: hi, i'm getting an error that says my home directory is full, can you give me more space?

    admin: no problem, give me a minute.

    user (5 mins later): uh, my home directory is empty, where did all my files go?

    admin: you said you needed more space, i made more space.

  56. They Can Be by bryanporter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Once upon a time, in a land far-far away, I ran the IT department of a medium sized company. We weren't so big that I was the CIO, but I did repot directly to our corporate president (who reported to noone else, since he owned the company). A few hundred seats total, offices in 14 states, most of which were home offices, that sort of thing. I had a staff of eight, including four first-line phone technicians, and on the whole the entire operation ran quite smoothly.

    The only times I had major problems, or heard of major complains, about a system administrator was when they started making one major flaw in their perception: that IT was there to do things in a way that was best for IT.

    When a system administrator begins to believe that their entire function is self-serving, that they are there to support their own operations, that's when I've seen things go bad. Regardless if you are an IT consultancy firm, or an internal IT department, the sole purpose of IT is to play a supportive role in the organization. It's important to recognize that if IT didn't show up for a week, things would probably be okay (backup tapes would *really* need to be changed), but if the sales and customer service departments didn't show up for a week, we'd be damn near out of business.

    I always tell people to think about their product. What is it you produce? System administrators, software engineers, they produce things that let *other* people get their work done *more* efficiently. If it's difficult for the sysadmin or developer to do, who cares? They aren't there to make life easier for themselves, or to devise some system that's perfect on the whiteboard but impractical in the real world - they are there to bring practical, cost-effective efficiencies to their end users.

    Now, if you have a guy going around unplugging peoples network cables at the switch because they pissed him, fire that guy and hire a professional.

    My $0.02.

    1. Re:They Can Be by A1rmanCha1rman · · Score: 1
      "When a system administrator begins to believe that their entire function is self-serving, that they are there to support their own operations, that's when I've seen things go bad"


      Too true, too true. One point to remember is that SysAdmins, just like any other members of a corporation or Society like lawyers, politicians and criminals (any difference?), can be unethical, self-serving, lazy bastards. Add to this a desire to be praised and needed and a total disdain for proper documentation, and you have a deadly concoction waiting to unleash disaster.

      Sadly, this has been my corporate experience in the last few years, preceded by a Golden Age of near zero downtime which as usual was not appreciated owing to its non-eventfulness.

      My advice to all progressive corporations is to learn to appreciate when you have good SysAdmin(s), encourage and reward them commensurately before they move on to greener pastures, which exist aplenty for this unique worker. A thorough worker is a perfectionist, one that takes pride in his/her work rather than the kudos received from above them in the food chain, and this general rule applies to SysAdmins as well.

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    2. Re:They Can Be by Ynazar1 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you probably worked in a company where IT Infrastructure wasn't part of the underlying basis of the whole business. Try hosting your own webproduct inhouse and supporting 50 scripts that not only maintain the new product but also make sure that the old legacy systems keep functioning. If you remove Customer Service for a week a typical technology company would be in deep trouble but would still function. The website would be up, backups done, phones working, systems operational. Remove IT Support from the same company and half the system would fall apart as most of the users would be dealing with issues that they cannot resolve without an IT person next to them, effectively putting that person out of commission.

      If different departments are cogs and wheels of a company, then IT Support (sysadmins, sysops, what have you) is the oil that keeps it all turning.

    3. Re:They Can Be by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      I'm just going to say, don't group software development with IT operations.

      Saying software developers *only* produce tools that make other people do their jobs more efficiently is like saying automotive companies *only* produce tools that make other people get to their jobs more efficiently.

      That and Winamp doesn't make me more efficient. It just makes me happier.

      That's the difference between software development and IT operations. Ops provides a service, dev produces a product.

      Also, just because *you* can't see why something that your sysAdmin tells you is practical doesn't mean it isn't. It may just mean that you need more education on the subject. Saying that it doesn't matter if something is difficult for sysAdmins is no problem is like saying that it doesn't matter if something is difficult for your doctor.
      While the sysAdmin/doctor may be trained to handle difficult situations, doesn't mean that things wouldn't go smoother if you made it easier for them.

      And generally, when you make it easier for them, you will find that things as a whole become easier.

    4. Re:They Can Be by pavera · · Score: 1

      I agree with the sentiment of your post with one caveat.

      Often times the attitude of "if it's difficult for the sysadmin to do, who cares?" will produce outlandish schedules, impossible deadlines, and produce huge headaches for everyone involved.

      In prior jobs in IT I have had bosses and CEOs who are not technical and have this attitude. There is no better way to destroy moral. When the CEO comes to you and says "Hey, we need feature XYZ that I just read about in CIO magazine, and we need it to show the investors who are coming next week". Well, feature XYZ is going to take 300 man hours, and I've got a staff of 2... Those numbers don't compute.

      However, in this situation what happens is some hot shot consulting firm will come in and say "Oh yeah, we can do that, let us replace your IT staff" the IT staff gets laid off, and the consulting firm takes twice as long and costs 4 times as much, and still doesn't deliver... But they've got a nice cutsie contract in place protecting them from being fired, which the lowly employee never gets.

      Also, way too often bosses, CEOs, etc, do not have any clue about the difficulty of some IT projects and assume that installing a corporate ERP system is like installing weather bug, just double click and its done! In this case, they will invariably make horrible business decisions. They don't understand what they are getting, they don't understand what is involved, and they sign off on huge projects which cost a lot of money, time, and stress. And, they rarely if ever do an actual Cost/Benefit analysis.

      If a system costs $5 million, and the implementation time is 10 months, and you have to hire 10 consultants to pull it off in those 10 months plus your in house IT staff working on it full time (what happened to backups, maintenance, all the other day to day stuff IT is supposed to do), and all of that to save the accounting team of 3 people 1 hour a week? Well, that doesn't make any sense, but I've implemented more insane solutions than that because of the attitude of "who cares if its hard, that's their job, tell them to get it done".

    5. Re:They Can Be by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Now, if you have a guy going around unplugging peoples network cables at the switch because they pissed him, fire that guy and hire a professional

      Exactly, the correct thing to do is to toss the asshole onto a separate vlan.
      Unplugging network cables is so '90s ;)

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    6. Re:They Can Be by lahi · · Score: 1

      So true. As the ITIL slogan goes: "IT is the business, the business is IT."

      The grandparent is wrong in some parts. What good does a working sales department do, if they can't operate, because their systems are down? Sorry, but IT is a vital component, and the importance of the IT department shouldn't be underestimated like that. Unfortunately, it often is. It's even worse when the IT-department provides services to your customer, such as hosting applications or other types of systems. Then the IT truly is the business, and you damn better be sure it's running smoothly. The oil metaphor is a very good one. Like motor oil, sysadministration show up everywhere, it's impossible to figure out exactly what it does, it's sometimes dirty, and most of the time you just ignore it. But if you forget to keep your machine oiled - woe!

      -Lasse

  57. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by databank · · Score: 1

    More women?
          We ARE talking about sysadmins aren't we? Either that or I'm working in the wrong place.

  58. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    I said that firemen get more women than Unix SAs. Any positive integer exceeds zero, so I guess maybe that's not such a big deal.

  59. sysadmins are like insurance by darkuncle · · Score: 1

    or like backups, for that matter: the surest way to need them is to find out you don't have them. Or, as Rabbs put it, "Better to see a network that's working and a sysadmin that's not than the other way around."

    If you're fortunate enough to be an admin working for management that understands the function of sysadmins (as with doctors, our goal is to work ourselves out of a job), be grateful. Most management can't seem to grasp the concept that a sysadmin who's sitting around playing Doom is a sign that things are going _well_ ... if there were problems, she'd be too busy fixing them to be reading slashdot or playing games or idling on IRC. If your job includes an architecture component, the analogy starts to break down, but still ... always better to be idle because things are working smoothly than busy because they're not.

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  60. July 27th by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now when's Sysadmin Day??

    Dude, first hit on Google.

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  61. underpaid, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am in one of those companies that apparently doesn't place high value on SysAdmins. Their trick is to 'hire from within', and then give the employee in the new position a paltry raise on their previous salary instead of paying what the market bears. I am seriously thinking about changing fields to development or something.

  62. Easy by Grindalf · · Score: 0

    Interchange the roles of software writer and sysadmin in companies that do software - you stop treading on each other's toes. I also found if you talk to people with broke machines and fix them up so that they go properly, you take less abuse :0) Also - Home Brew Builder Stephen Wozniak's Joke was slightly missquoted by your post - read it, it's a good one liner.

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  63. Not generally bad by PPH · · Score: 1
    I've had pretty good luck with sysadmins. When I've gotten a 'bad' one, it was just a problem of education. The really 'bad' ones were that way because of management policies handed down.


    I've had pretty good luck getting admins to install libraries and apps I've needed. Just show them what they are for and provide proper licenses and support info. Heck, I've even had them make entries into /etc/inetd.conf pointing to a few custom services I built on 'enterprise' servers.


    My best example of a 'bad' one was the time everything on an HP-UX system (a business-critical server) just quit. It took me a few seconds to determine the cause: /tmp had dissapeared. I contacted the (newly hired) admin and asked why. The response was: someone had told the PHB that /tmp was a location for miscellaneous applications to write 'junk'. He stated that nobody in the company should be storing junk on critical servers and ordered /tmp to be deleted. After explaining the workings of Unix to the new guy, he put it right back and had some knowledge with which he could do battle with management on this point.


    The really bad admins I've worked with (they happened to be Windows admins, which wasn't Windows fault, but the direction IT chose to follow) were hired specifically to be a bunch of belligerent a*holes. IT management had a deal going on the side to push everything onto Windows, and as a few holdout systems didn't get converted, the IT managers weren't getting their MSFT stock options for reaching the 100% point. They responded by installing some nasty s.o.b.s in various key positions to complete the task.

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  64. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    I concur. Leave. Leave quickly.

    Banks have egregious regulatory & compliance requirements. A bank without backups is a pretty shocking thing. It's bound to blow up in their faces sooner or later just from a compliance point of view. I would not want to be around in the trenches when it blows up.

    That sounds more like a non-critial system at a game studio than a banking environment.

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  65. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    ...the only catch with that is that if you have those kind of people skills then you really don't have to put up with a crap job like IT. You can do something more business oriented or just go into business for yourself.

    The fact that you can have division of labor is one of the key benefits of civilization. Nullify that and then there's really not much point anymore. You might as well go back to the midieval guildsman model.

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  66. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by geektastic · · Score: 1

    You have GOT to be kidding me. As a former sysadmin who is now a team lead working at an outsourced account at A Very Large Bank, I know the value of change management. You would not believe the spaghetti bowl of nonsense that I found when I walked in the door, along with highly questionable sweetheart arrangements between sysadmins and the bank. I have spent late nights and long weekends doing the job of the completely incompetent sysadmins here, who think this is still The Wild West and make changes willy nilly that bring down applications and services with no thought as to how many users they affect.

    Change management is a good thing. Nuff said.

    OTOH I do agree that micromanagement and excessive red tape and naughty bad evil. Requiring a proposed change to be documented is not evil.

  67. IT's Perception by MrMunkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wrote a blog post about this not too long ago. It's funny that this thread came up so soon afterwards.

    I got my start in sysadmin work, and then moved over to programming. I've run across my fair share of BOFH, and they make everyone else look bad and probably even work harder. I've found that if I treat my department like a separate company and other people are the customers, that things go more smoothly. That's not to say that you let people run all over you. I suppose I've only worked in small businesses, so I don't know if that would be appropriate for large companies or not.

    http://cmunkey.blogspot.com/2007/05/its-public-per ception.html#links

  68. Collective Noun for sys admins? by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

    the new "fleet" (if I could call them that) of sysadmins

    Now you got me thinking - what is the collective noun for sys admins? Google only offered up "a pallor of sys admins". How about a rack of sys admins? A compilation of sys admins? A command-line of sys admins? A sneer of sys admins?

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    1. Re:Collective Noun for sys admins? by dotgain · · Score: 1

      It's called a murder. A group of sysadmins is called a murder.

  69. Design it and throw it over the wall to manufactur by tbuskey · · Score: 1

    That's how engineering used to be in some places. That's why some cars need to have the engine removed to change half the spark plugs.

    I'm a sysadmin but I'm getting helped. No No, wrong group. I often have projects where the user has something in mind and they go buy a computer/software/etc.

    I've got one group that wants dual boot laptops to run Solaris and Windows. guess what? Solaris doesn't have drivers for some of the stuff. If they had involved me, I would have found a laptop that worked.

    Another group needed a "workstation class PC" with PCI-X slots for custom hardware. They got Windows XP 64bits. None of the drivers work. They can't fit all the hardware in because 2 of the slots overlap. Use PCIe or PCI-X in this slot. They got a different model/brand then we have in IT so none of our existing ghost images or drivers work.

    They'll stuff a rack of equipment into a room that is already 80 degrees because the AC is maxed out. And there's no power there.

    They'll decide to use "Fibre Channel" to connect all thier systems so they can share disk space. They have Windows, Solaris, Linux and Vxworks trying to use it. Sure, it worked with SCSI tape drives.

    They'll not replace NAS systems that are failing with the vendor out of business because they don't have the $$, but they'll spend $17k on recovery services. Or worse, they'll have bought a new NAS w/ double the space but not move stuff to it so they don't fill it. And the backup system can only backup 1/3 of the old system.

    Everyone thinks they "know computers" today so they don't listen to the person with 20 years experience.

  70. Get this by kildurin · · Score: 1

    I am a former Sys Admin for my small company. We have now be purchased by a larger company. During my time at the smaller company, I had so much influence over the product that I am now one of the key designers of the product. But don't ask me how hard it is to turn over the keys to the larger company's admins. God, sometimes I wanna cry. "Call the help desk? Please, do you know I use to admin those things. Just let me have root for 2 minutes and I'll fix it myself. What do you mean you don't believe me?" Please, just shoot me now.

  71. Is this the real world...? by anocelot · · Score: 1

    Hmm... I read these kind of articles, and the accompanying comments, and I wonder about certain people. I'm a systems administrator at a community college (80K new users / year - yeah!), and I don't [make | have] it bad. If the sysadmin treats you OK, return the favor. I'm constantly surprised by technical people who think they are "above the rules of common courtesy" or something. It's called being a "professional." If you do a good job, you can make a decent living. If you treat people well, they'll treat you well. Be upfront about what you can and can't do, and the managers won't think they have to ride you to get you to do something. From what I've seen, slacker-admins give other admins a bad rep. In the 10+ years I've been in the field, I've never met anyone who went into the sysadmin job for "the glory." It's about making a decent living, and - yes - being slightly anal about security. ;)

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  72. Underpaid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been a while since you were in touch with the rest of the world.

  73. At the companies I've worked for... by rthille · · Score: 1

    All the sysadmins have been either good, great or gone. But I work for software developement companies. If the sysadmins weren't good or at least kept out of the developers' way, the product wouldn't get done and the whole company would go down the tubes.

    Besides, most of the people I worked with could easily out-admin the admins, so if there was an issue, we'd just do it ourselves.

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  74. I love our sys-admins by dasimms · · Score: 3, Funny
    I love our sys-admins. They are the most competent, noble, intelligent, and good looking folks I have known or ever will know.

    May I have more space in my home directory now, please?

  75. Are you joking?!? by Beek+Dog · · Score: 1

    Actual conversation with a sysadmin. The names have been removed to protect the idoits.

    Me (M): I just entered a Pre-approved ECC to move the Learning Center content out.

    Sysadmin (S): So you need something moved?

    M: You're being facetious, right?

    S: No. There are no details you just said you made a ECC.

    M: See below: "I just entered a Pre-approved ECC to move the Learning Center content out."

    S: So there must be a ECC task right?

    Every conversation I have with this guy is a reinterpretation of "Who's on first?"

    I just had a six month review. Everything was excellent. The only thing negative that was said was to "please keep my voice down when bitching about the sysadmins." Not stop bitching, just keep my voice down.

    1. Re:Are you joking?!? by Heembo · · Score: 1

      Try breaking down the task into easier to understand layman's terms. You are not the only one this sysadmin has to serve. I work with other software engineers, and we all feed back what we were just asked to each other in simple terms. It's called clear communication. Your high level needs do not directly translate to low level tasks, so who cares about your good review, you obviously do not know how to communicate to IT staff well.

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    2. Re:Are you joking?!? by lahi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Every conversation I have with this guy is a reinterpretation of "Who's on first?" Not surprising. If you had told me "I just entered a Pre-approved ECC to move the Learning Center content out" I'd say: "Oh, fine, good for you, what the fuck do I care."

      What *is* surprising is that your sysadmin hasn't LARTed you with a ClueX4 over the head numerous times.

      Users are by far the worst thing about being a sysadmin. The three B's (Bosses, Bureaucracy, Beancounters) are far behind.

      Oh, and it was absolutely right to ask you to keep your voice down. Sysadmins don't worry about bitching users - but they like it quiet.

      -Lasse
    3. Re:Are you joking?!? by zrk · · Score: 1

      So, how bad is this ECC system that it doesn't notify the admin? Conversely, how annoying are you that you have to contact your admin after putting in a ticket that you have to make sure he got it? Have you no faith in the system? When I was an admin, I used to get people like you who hounded the admin staff about your task without giving us a moment to finish what we're currently working on before we move on to your jobs. Admins don't just sit around waiting for work to come in, there's always something that admins can be doing.

      I don't really know the abilities of your admin, but give him time to do his job! I have a suspicion that he's messing with you, mainly because he can.

    4. Re:Are you joking?!? by allenw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While we're sharing anecdotes:

      A long, long time ago I was the primary SA for a building that housed one of the top projects at a well known software company. As part of my routine, I would walk the hallways, talking to the admin. assistants and a handful of Important Users to get an idea of what was happening in their world. [After all, if I knew what they were doing, I could make sure that I didn't schedule an outage right in the middle of them doing major work. So, unlike a lot of my brethren, I don't mind mingling with the masses.] One day on this walk, a person called me into his office and said:

      "I need for you to do task XYZ. This is for project ABC so it has the highest priority."

      I reminded said user that he needs to file a ticket ASAP, but I'll get to it as soon as I can.

      I continue my stroll down the hallway (my office was in another building, so I couldn't run to my desk if I wanted to) and was stopped by another user. He said:

      "I need for you to do task LMN. This is for project ABC so it has the highest priority."

      Same thing: reminded said user that he needs to file a ticket ASAP, but I'll get to it as soon as I can....

      As a bit of an epilogue: Months and months of walking this hallway had taught me one thing--this set of users in that hallway was particularly abusive of the SA team. Anything and everything was an emergency and they were highly abusive to junior SAs. I had had it. So one day when nearly the same scenario happened, I responded a bit differently. I went down the hall, grabbed user 123 and took him to the last user's (let's say 567) office.

      User 123 has task XYZ for project ABC. User 567 has task LMN for project ABC. You are both on project ABC. You both say that your tasks have the highest priorities. I'm going to request that you sort this out and let me know which one is the actual highest priority. If it makes any difference, I'll be having a chat with the big kahuna for this project on my way out.... and I plan on asking her opinion as well. Give kahuna's admin a call to let her know your decision.

      ... and left. As everyone knows, the admin. assistants are the real power brokers in large companies. This one was no different.

      By the time I got to the head kahuna's admin. assistant, she told me that both users didn't actually need those things done after all. I also noticed that the users were a bit more realistic in setting priorities for tasks as well....

    5. Re:Are you joking?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, the definition of ECC was removed to make you sound like an asshole? I work with people who think that acronyms are awesome, even when they all use conflicting acronyms. Those people, because they're so wrapped up in their world, just assume that their favorite acronyms are universally know by everyone else employed by the same multi-hundred thousand employee company. I really dislike those people.

      By the way, ECC is Error Correcting Code - it's something the server does to detect and correct errors in the memory. If you think you filled out some Error Correcting Code, you're mistaken.

      Also, if you bitch so much that people associate you with bitching, that's a pretty big negative. Kindof like "maybe you should work more and whine less"

    6. Re:Are you joking?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you sure, because it could be one of these:
      E-Commerce Center (Verticle Net), Early Childhood Center, Earth Central Command, East Coast Crip (gang), Eastern Catholic Churches (informal), Ecclesiastes (Book of the Bible), Echo Canceller Controller, Echostar Communications Corporation, Economic Coordination Committee (Pakistan Government), Edge Card Control, Edison Community College, Edmonds Community College, Education Coordinating Council, Educational Capacity Committee, Educational Cultural Complex, Effects Coordination Cell, El Camino College, El Centro College, Elections Canvassing Commission, Electrical Connectivity Check, Electrochemical Concentration Cell (ozonesonde), Electronic Camera Coverage, Electronic Climate Control (Volvo), Electronic Commerce Committee, Electronic Communications Committee, Electronic Computer Crime, Electronic Construction Cost, Electronic Control Code (US Army), Electronic Core Collection, Electronically Controlled Coupling (ITS), Electronics Casualty Control, Elgin Community College, Elizabethtown Community College, Elliptic Curve Cryptography (encryption), Embedded Communication Channel (SDH), Embedded Control Channel, Emergency Cardiac Care, Emergency Cardiovascular Care, Emergency Command Center, Emergency Communications Center, Emergency Control Center, Emergency Control Circuit, Emergency Coordination Center, Emergency Core Cooling/Coolant, Empire Club of Canada, Employee Compensation Commission, End of Current Contract, Endocervical Curettage (Ob/Gyn), Enduring Command Center, Energy Control Center, Engine Control Console, Engineered Cementitious Composites, Engineering and Construction Contract, Engineering Casualty Control, Engineering Change Control, Engineering Contracting Company (Dubai, UAE), Engineering Control Center, Engineering Coordinating Committee, engineering coordination cell (US DoD), English China Clay, English Constitutional Convention (England), English Conversation Club, Enhanced Call Completion (ITS), Enhanced Command Console (Raytheon), Enter Cable Change, Enterprise Command Center (Dell), Environmental Compliance Certificate, Environmental Compliance Certificate (legal term, Philippines), Episcopal Church Center, Equipment Category Code, Equity Cost of Capital, Erie Community College (Buffalo, NY, USA), ERP Central Component, Error Character Count, Error Checking and Correction, Error Control Coding, Error Correcting Circuit, Error Correcting Code (memory), Error Correction and Control, Escherichia Coli Counts, Essential Combat Configuration, Essex Community College (New Jersey), Estimated Construction Cost, Eurasian Communist Countries, European Chamber of Commerce, European Coaster Club, European Cruise Council, European Currency Community, Evacuation Control Center (Marine Corps), Everett Community College, Evil Con Carne (cartoon), Evolution Control Committee (band), Exchange Carrier Code, Exchange Coupled Composite, Excitation Contraction Coupling, Executive Communications Center, Executive Credit Code, Exemption Coordinating Cell, Exercise Control Center, EXFOR Coordinating Committee, EXFOR Coordination Cell, Expansion Control Card, Experiment Control Center, Expiration of Current Contract (USMC), Explosive Containment Cubicle, External Cardiac Compression.
      But don't take my word for it. A reading rainbow, a reading rainbow!

    7. Re:Are you joking?!? by Beek+Dog · · Score: 1

      If his job was to move content out when he gets an ECC task, it should be pretty damn apparent what needed to happen after my first email, right?

      Your attitude is the reason SysAdmins are hated. "I'm so rad because I push a button that magically moves stuff from one place to the other, how can you possibly be bothering me to do my job?!?"

      Just so you know, this sysadmin has tried to 'LART' me, but always ends up looking like an idiot, because he's the one who needs an adjustment.

      I wonder, does SysAdmin knowledge overwrite the same part of the brain that houses professionalism, politeness, and tact?

      Other repliers: the ECC stands for Enterprise Change Control. He knew what it meant and I didn't think the explanation of the acronym was necessary, but some of you got all butthurt about it, so there it is. And yes, the system does suck and should be automatically notifying, but it doesn't.

    8. Re:Are you joking?!? by lahi · · Score: 1

      Professionalism, politeness and tact can coexist nicely with sysadmin knowledge. However, lack of same in users, whether they be student lusers (I worked at a university department ten years ago), customers, project managers, developers or anything else, quickly erodes these properties from the mind of a sysadmin.

      Probably your sysadmin is annoyed, because you, or your management, has set up an awkward system, which, instead of allowing him to apply his skills, forces him to suffer you to tell him to push a button you could just as well push yourself, if he was only given the necessary time to hack up a system that allowed you to do just that. Contrary to what you seem to think, sysadmins are very good at thinking in whole systems, but unfortunately they are often not permitted to apply that thinking to build effective, rational systems.

      If "his job was to move content out when he gets an ECC task", then what you need is a Pavlovian dog, not a sysadmin. I am told there are plenty of places where you can hire cheap workers that are relatively easily trained to have such reflexes. A sysadmin however is completely unsuitable for such a job. A sysadmin who is prevented from applying his thoughts about automating his routine tasks, is a sysadmin doing boring routine tasks for a while, using his now unused capacity to think about how to escape from the job. And there's a good chance he will skip the boring routine completely.

      This is a very common problem. Stupid salesmen sell stupid proposals, written up by stupid architects, to stupid customers, who are even stupid enough to ask to cut vital parts out of the proposed system to get a lower price, a request which the stupid salesman stupidly accepts, stupidly unaware that this will make the service goal of 99.999 uptime into a stupid joke. Then stupid developers implement the now even more stupid design in a timeframe that's probably beyond stupid and well into insane, because the stupid salesman promised delivery yesterday. The resulting system is then dumped onto the innocent sysadmin, who is now tasked with running this stupid piece of shit in a way so that:
      1. The customer is happy
      2. The customer is happy enough to order more stupid functionality, so that the salesman is happy.
      3. The developer is happily implementing the new functionality, and not bothered by requests to fix bugs discovered by the sysadmin while running the system. Such fixes really ruin an already insane delivery schedule.

      Often this means that the sysadmins have to babysit the stupid system 24/7, to make sure it keeps running, and fix stuff that breaks all the time. And of course write up huge reports on the availability of the system, because it is not designed to produce such reports automatically. On rare occasions, there will be a little time between the firefighting sessions to actually try to write a little script or two to alleviate some of the problems, but it is too late to fix the really important fundamentally stupid design errors, which are the main cause of the fires.

      Fred Brooks says you should plan to throw one away; unfortunately it seems project managers misunderstand this, and instead of throwing one away, they label it version 1.0 and throw it at the sysadmins: "here, this system runs in our development environment up to several hours without crashing (and without production load.) Get it into production and make sure it runs 99.999%". Yeah right. Yessir! Magic is our purpose in life!

      BTW, 10+ years of sysadmin work has hardened me against luser hatred. I understand it, and I don't mind. The feeling is absolutely mutual. I'm prepared for any kind of backstabbing, shitfeeding, badmouthing, sacking, sueing etc that a luser might use against me. I have experienced most of them already.

      I have a cobblestone on my desk. It's nominal purpose is "paperweight", but it has a relaxing effect when casually moved from one hand to the other while talking to a user. I haven't actually thrown it *at* a user. Yet.

      -Lasse

    9. Re:Are you joking?!? by avronius · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, did you include any other details of the ECC in the original e-mail?

      If not, it would be like your boss asking you to put change in the parking meter for him if it expires while he's in a big meeting with the clients. You get to the street prepared to plug the meter, only to see that there are 10 vehicles there. He gave you enough information to raise your awareness of the situation, but not enough to actually do anything.

  76. Couldnt be cops.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guys I've run into just seem like they weren't in shape to be cops so they decided the easiest way to feel in charge was to be a Sys Admin.

  77. Don't like me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fine. Run your servers yourself. I'll take a vacation and be back in a month on consultant rates after you collapse on the floor in a sobbing heap from dealing with unreasonable users, unreasonable vendors, broken hardware and software that upper management dictated the use of, and trying to keep in your head every detail of 100+ boxes running half a dozen different operating systems for a dozen different purposes. All for 2/3rds the pay of a developer, if you're lucky.

    Now would you like to let me get back to fixing this server, or are you happy without your email for a few days?

  78. Worst of both worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I literally have the worst of both worlds -- all the aggravations of a small company (not enough resources) and all the aggravations of a big company (too much red tape). I work for a small, moderately nimble software group in a very large company as a DBA, so in many ways I am basically a sysadmin. I need root access to my servers, at least during the build phase. However, we have sysadmins who refuse on a regular basis. They'd rather wait around all day for me, running the commands I give them via IM, then complain how they have no time to get anything else done.

    Our operations team has no process by which to engage them for work. They don't track anything. They cannot and will not give you a firm completion date on any work. When I ask for specs on some of my production hardware, they say "We're too flexible and dynamic, we don't bother with keeping those records." But when I need something like vim installed on a server, they claim "that's not a standard build software package." They all go to lunch together, leaving no coverage for 1-2 hours in the middle of the day. They sit in their cubicles and deride everyone else they think is stupid. They got a project manager -- thank god, we almost got a few things done -- then they drove the new PM off to another group with their utter disdain for being organized and following direction. They horde servers and SAN disk space like it's platinum. They've got 70+ unused servers, but they can't be bothered to inventory all of them and let us use them for things that we need. They don't have simple things set up properly, things like time synchronization between servers (you try running clusters of servers where the clocks are off by 20 minutes from each other!), backups, etc. They provide NO monitoring whatsoever -- they don't know it's down until you tell them.

    I have a service mentality. I work with developers and make software. I understand that if we weren't doing that, we'd have no jobs. Not these guys. They expend extraordinary amounts of time and effort telling us what they will not do and why they won't do it, but if they put even half that energy into just doing the fucking work, we'd all be much, much happier.

    So yes, for me, sysadmins really are that bad. And ours aren't nearly talented enough to be as arrogant as they are. *

    *If you're super talented, you can have a level of arrogance.

  79. better anagram for BOFH by meadcd · · Score: 1

    sysadmins/techs at my educational institution generally get Bent Over F-ing Handrail by people who, as the original post states, callously, or perhaps more accurately and literally, carelessly break the hardware and software that they're using. moreover, it seems that a LOT of these people do not have a good general understanding of what they're doing and what sort of laws apply to them and to what tasks they are allowed to perform on their workplace-provided computing equipment, regardless of the amount of or level of training offered to them months in advance of any change. we even provide a state of the art instructional tech lab for them to use, though few do. i think that if any sysadmins are truly bofh's reminiscent of simon travaglia's character, they've likely been driven to it by idiots. in fact, i know one sysadmin who, in the early days of networking (token ring) used a coaxial hypotentiometer to fry a glory stealing troll's ring network because the fellow had actually taken the FQDN that was registered to the business and redirected it to his own cluster of machines....doesn't it almost seem that BOFHness is a direct result of being bofh'ed?

  80. As a matter of fact... by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 1

    I am awesome. As an added bonus, I'm always right. And if you don't believe me, i'll show you the metrics on how your bad code affected the production systems.

  81. Re:Design it and throw it over the wall to manufac by gfolkert · · Score: 1

    Everyone thinks they "know computers" today so they don't listen to the person with 20 years experience.

    No, they don't listen. If you make enough noise, they just fire you because you are a trouble maker. Then when the plan they fired you over flops over, they contract to have it fixed for 8 times the price of your former salary. But that is ok, it comes out of a different budget.

    Then they try to get you back for the same pay rate. And all you have to do is laugh and say "XX% increase for pain and suffering" or just say "No".

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  82. Phonics and Whole Language by arete · · Score: 1

    Personally, I believe this is a symptom of the way English is taught in America. Previously we taught phonics and sentence diagramming - rules for how English works and rules for dissecting long sentences and multiple clauses.

    Recently (the last couple decades) the trend has been towards Whole Language. While most actual implementations are, thankfully, more moderate, taken to its extreme the Whole Language concept is basically that if you read something, it means whatever you feel like it means right after you read it.

    It isn't just methodologically different, it's _philosophically_ different. All of the burden is on the author to "evoke" the right interpretation. It basically says that there isn't a right and wrong interpretation of a sentence, but that what you feel about it is right. For a poem, perhaps that's appropriate at least in some circumstances. For any kind of contract, it's preposterous.

    But almost anybody who is quite literate and learned the phonics / diagramming way can, eventually, parse a contract - even if they have to look up some words. Whole Language leaves off tools for deconstruction, which is essential in any case where the overall idea doesn't immediately come through.

    This seems to be part of a larger trend of sacrificing right and wrong in our educational system in favor of trying to ensure the self esteem of the students at all costs.

    As an example, the American Association of English Teachers recommends avoiding sentence diagramming, and this has been their recommendation for quite a few years. Even in the late 80s this was generally not taught in public schools anymore.

    [While I know I'm asking for it, please don't judge the English in _this_ post too harshly; I'm sick at the moment.]

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    1. Re:Phonics and Whole Language by Grant_Watson · · Score: 1

      I'm 23, and while I had a couple of teachers make half-hearted attempts to teach phonics or grammar, it wasn't enough to make it helpful-- just enough to be annoying. Unless you're going to teach something resembling a complete system, it strikes me as somewhat futile. (For the record, the teacher who taught us English in first grade did focus on word endings to good effect. The teachers rotated classes for certain subjects.)

      When grammar was taught that way, was it really English grammar, or was it that half-breed, Latin-ized stuff the 19th century grammarians liked so much? I love the English language, and I also love to boldly split my infinitives.

  83. It's not the enforcement, it's the mindlessness by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    Where I am now, we have good sys admins. They do their job, I do mine, and interactions between us are pleasant. Even when I've got a problem, they're generally helpful in a non-condescending way. Of course, I'm a geek myself, so maybe that's more an indication of the problems I can't solve myself than their forebearance :-)

    What gets my back up (or perhaps "got my back up" since it was a previous employer) is where the sys admin thinks that their job is to keep the computer I use in some sort of pristine "as-deployed" condition. The way I see it, the sys admin's job is to help everyone else do the actual work of the company... you know, the work that the customers pay for.

    I appreciate the fact that there might be a corporate policy "no installing WoW" or "block all NSFW sites" -- but if someone proposes a policy that's ridiculous (like "no installing anything") isn't it also the job of the IT people to say "that's nuts--how will people get their work done?" After all, they should know better. I don't mind a reasonable limit (nor the enforcement of it); what I do mind are unreasonable limits blindly enforced.

    Again, I really appreciate the IT guys here. They're very helpful (though I only see them once or twice a year) and easy to work with. They're more enablers than blockers, which is a terrific thing.

    For all you sys admins out there who are like that: thanks!

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    1. Re:It's not the enforcement, it's the mindlessness by cowscows · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of another thing that I really appreciate from someone in a position like a sys-admin is often in, in terms of enforcing rules. Basically, you should try to develop a skill at explaining the rules, at a level of complexity appropriate to the person you're dealing with. While "Because those are the company rules and you work for the company!" might be true, it's not a particularly polite or compelling reason. Just taking the time to logically explain at some basic level to a person why a particular rule exists is often enough to make them accept it. The key is to not be a jerk about, don't tell them that it's too complex for them to understand, just find a way to explain it that the person can feel comfortable with.

      And as a bonus, that person that you taught the explanation to might explain it to one of their coworkers who's having the same issue somewhere down the line, thereby saving you the trouble of doing it again.

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    2. Re:It's not the enforcement, it's the mindlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, I'm a geek myself,...

      Strike one. The self proclaimed geeks are the worst. It's not a secret club.

      It was always a treat to discover that the "geek" pirated software on his machine only to learn that not only did they install it for themself, but for Bob two cubes down too. It's such a pleasure to get Bob's call for help and have no idea what the hell he's talking about. And it's only a matter of time before the rest of the department is going to "need" it.

      what I do mind are unreasonable limits

      Strike two. Everyone thinks they know what reasonable is. Unless you've seen the
      budgets, understand IT's workload, and have some understanding of the long-term plans, then
      you probably don't know what reasonable is.

      One of our "geeks" thought our installation rules were too tight on our loaner laptops. He installed IM on one of the loaner notebooks and saved his password on it. The next user for that computer was a temp. I took care of it, but there's no way I could get him to understand that he was being careless.

      ...blindly enforced...

      Strike three. You're out. We don't have time for this type of nonsense. We want to provide as many tools as possible.

      The way I see it, the sys admin's job is to help everyone else do the actual work of the company... you know, the work that the customers pay for.

      You're absolutely correct about that. I have always operated with that philosophy. However,
      you're only allowed to have that philosophy if you're in IT. You're outta here...hit the showers...

    3. Re:It's not the enforcement, it's the mindlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew this was going down-hill as soon as I see "I'm a geek and get along with the staff". Unfortunately, you place quite a burden on sysadmins by supposedly knowing enough to be dangerous to your own system and others by making suggestions about how you do things. If you want to crud up your system at home - be my guest! So long as I or IT staff don't have to clean it up so you can actually do business related tasks. I will never ever expect a user to know their own limits without imposing restrictions for them. Total Cost of Ownership can eat time and money out of a company if restrictions are not placed on users. Like I said home is home and work is work. It's not your personal pc and when it gets corrupted and messed up guess who has to stop all other tasks to come in to fix the thing???

  84. Woz did not cal SA's pimps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He seems to actually hold pimps in higher regard than SA's...

  85. Follow The Code by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 1

    A good sysadmin works to follow this code of ethics (or one like it). A bad one does not.

    There are people who have been given the title or responsibilities of a system/network/IT admin/manager at some point, and there are Professional SysAdmins. The two are not always the same, although the former can grow to become the latter. Accept no substitutes.

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    We as professional System Administrators do hereby commit ourselves to the highest standards of ethical and professional conduct, and agree to be guided by this code of ethics, and encourage every System Administrator to do the same.

    Professionalism
            * I will maintain professional conduct in the workplace and will not allow personal feelings or beliefs to cause me to treat people unfairly or unprofessionally.

    Personal Integrity
            * I will be honest in my professional dealings and forthcoming about my competence and the impact of my mistakes. I will seek assistance from others when required.
            * I will avoid conflicts of interest and biases whenever possible. When my advice is sought, if I have a conflict of interest or bias, I will declare it if appropriate, and recuse myself if necessary.

    Privacy
            * I will access private information on computer systems only when it is necessary in the course of my technical duties. I will maintain and protect the confidentiality of any information to which I may have access, regardless of the method by which I came into knowledge of it.

    Laws and Policies
            * I will educate myself and others on relevant laws, regulations, and policies regarding the performance of my duties.

    Communication
            * I will communicate with management, users, and colleagues about computer matters of mutual interest. I will strive to listen to and understand the needs of all parties.

    System Integrity
            * I will strive to ensure the necessary integrity, reliability, and availability of the systems for which I am responsible.
            * I will design and maintain each system in a manner to support the purpose of the system to the organization.

    Education
            * I will continue to update and enhance my technical knowledge and other work-related skills. I will share my knowledge and experience with others.

    Responsibility to Computing Community
            * I will cooperate with the larger computing community to maintain the integrity of network and computing resources.

    Social Responsibility
            * As an informed professional, I will encourage the writing and adoption of relevant policies and laws consistent with these ethical principles.

    Ethical Responsibility
            * I will strive to build and maintain a safe, healthy, and productive workplace.
            * I will do my best to make decisions consistent with the safety, privacy, and well-being of my community and the public, and to disclose promptly factors that might pose unexamined risks or dangers.
            * I will accept and offer honest criticism of technical work as appropriate and will credit properly the contributions of others.
            * I will lead by example, maintaining a high ethical standard and degree of professionalism in the performance of all my duties. I will support colleagues and co-workers in following this code of ethics.
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    Draft of September 12, 2003, approved September 18, 2003, by the SAGE Executive Committee and September 30, 2003, by the Ethics Working Group.

    Co-signed by LOPSA, USENIX, and SAGE 2006.

  86. Developers hate SysAdmins by JelloJoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Developers only need sysadmins to do the mundane tasks that they have no time or want to do. Developers can do all that a sysadmin can do and more. The frustrating thing is waiting around for a sysadmin to have time to do something for the developer that the developer could just do themselves if the corporation didn't have stupid rules in place

    1. Re:Developers hate SysAdmins by NNKK · · Score: 1

      Define "developer". Our developers do amazingly cool shit with embedded Linux boxes, but most of them couldn't admin their way out of a paper bag.

      "How do I add a user?" "How do I restart Apache?" "Is there a flag for tar to...?" "How does RAID work?" "Can you put DDR RAM in a box that takes DDR2?"

      And of course they never seem to know what "ATA" is, but they all know what "SATA" is. Don't ask me how that works. Then there's the networking questions my mother could answer.

    2. Re:Developers hate SysAdmins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let alone the fact that being able to admin your personal desktop is *not* the same as administering multiple shared systems.

  87. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by archen · · Score: 1

    While I agree with you, this also depends upon the people who manage you. Just the other day my boss came in and I was re-routing some wires in our main rack, and my boss noted how easy it was to find things (all labeled of course). He also remembered the rats nest of wires we had 10 years ago at an old fascility.

    My point being is that he accepted that 1) it was worth the effort and 2) that someone had to actually do it. I've seen a lot of operations where if you were "improving" situations that were already working, you were wasting time because it already worked. Such places do not reward good architecture, redundancy, or efficiency - places with continual fires to be extinguished. Those types of managers are exactly the ones who will toss you out when everything appears to work fine, and unfortunately there isn't much to make them understand because that's just the way they are. It's also scary because there are a LOT of places out there like that. But either way you're probably better off being a bit vocal just in case someone does manage to casually pick up on you doing a good job.

  88. well as a system admin ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well as a system admin I would rate my self simply as AWESOME!

  89. Bad admins versus good admins by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are a lot of bad sysadmins out there and there's no good way to tell them apart, from a manangment prospective.

    A bad sysadmin looks very busy all of the time so management and co-workers think that they are busy and important.
    Things are always breaking and they come to the rescue. Things are down for days and through their heroic efforts, (cough, reinstall Windows, cough) things are back working.

    While good sysadmins are proactive and very little breaks or goes wrong. They remain calm during user's crisises (because panic never fixed anything). They are seldomly seen by co-workers and management. They do things like scheduling down time when the system is working fine or nagging users to do thinks a "better" way when the old way worked fine for the users.
      No one see them fixing much, and nothing ever breaks, and the network is never down, so they must no be very important or valuable to the company.

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  90. Respect by Scottl_h · · Score: 0, Troll

    A lot of issues plaguing systems admins can be boiled down to respect. I've got 17 years experience as a professional system admin, which is way more practical experience than some business graduate or an MBA fresh out of school. I don't expect them to bow before me, but don't tell me how to do my job. Tell me what outcome you want, but leave the execution up to me. When I became a system admin, I knew I was signing up for long hours, and what is basically a 24/7 job. I am always on call. That being said, remember that I have a wife and kids and a life of my own. I don't mind working during the weekend when necessary, but don't take my personal time for granted. Make it important. Don't call me in the middle of the night because someone is having problems with a dev system. Save those calls for production problems. Remember the quote from the movie "Road House"? "...just be nice." That's all. All I am asking for is a little professional respect.

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  91. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by catmistake · · Score: 1

    I am all of 165lbs of pure sysadmin meat. Yesterday, after the user and I tried ourselves, I called down to building management to have a rather large and heavy, L-shaped desk (made of spent uranium, I think) moved back from the wall an inch so I could fit a computer plug past the gap. They said they couldn't do anything without the "Internal Service Request" form. Not one for paperwork, even if it is online, 2 years ago I had delegated those duties (with my boss' concent) to the Business Manager, who seems to just love paperwork. She's out of town. So... we all wait.

  92. That's one of my pet peeves.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate being called "Human". It's an insult.

    At least being called a resource makes me feel kind of valued.

    As the gun nuts keep telling ya, Gun resources don't kill, human resources do.

    1. Re:That's one of my pet peeves.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our IT manager actually does say we can't fix the network connectivity on your server because Sam had a long week last week and we're going easy on him. I'm IT too, I have users calling me at 3am to come in and try to fix something, and then get shot down because the one guy in that area in the IT department is on vacation. Not a fun experience for me, or the patients that get there treatments cancelled (I work at a hospital).

  93. sys admins by quakehead3 · · Score: 1

    Are sysadmins really THAT bad?
    It depends on which one you're talking about ;)
  94. Couple of Points by Stewmonk1 · · Score: 1

    1. The "red tape" ticketing systems, forms, tech support mailboxes etc allow IT to effectively triage problems and prioritize workflow. If everyone from your helpdesk is on the phone or away from their desk Joe user doesn't care that you are the wan guy and are in the middle of troubleshooting a down circuit he wants you to fix his e-mail signature now! Every IT department needs techs who enjoy jumping from issue to issue but if all of your IT people are doing that and can't spend more than 5 minutes at a time focusing on a project nothing big is every going to be accomplished

    2. Funny that the author seems to think that IT is a dead end career path, he must not have been very motivated, maybe he failed his MCP exam? As much as certs get a bad rap at least you know that if you put in the effort to get one you'll know what you are worth. Making $200+/hr consulting as a CCNP does not sound too bad to me.

    3. I agree that a lot of IT/sysadmin types are like cats or better yet divas. Why don't sales or marketing types act this way? Simple, it is because they are easily replacable/trainable. I used to work in sales and true, the best salespeople are brilliant but you don't need to a lot of smarts or training to be an average salesperson, you do need some analytical ability and have fairly extensive training to be an average sysadmin.

    It is also a generational thing, most sysadmins are in their 20s and 30s, there aren't a lot of 40 and 50 year olds in the industry who are up on the latest IT technology. In general the younger generation places a higher value on their free time; they are not willing to work 60 hours a week and will revolt if they are asked to. Conversley in accounting, sales, even engineering the young bucks have to suck it up because the baby boomers at the company will work a 60 hour week without complaint.

  95. Be nice to your sysadmin in this thread by Atroxodisse · · Score: 1

    Because he's watching your every keystroke.

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  96. It's not the admins, it's the users by definate · · Score: 1

    I believe it's a personality type conflict, and the fact that a sysadmin's position is less than rewarding.

    I have never had a problem with any sysadmin's, even when I was at school and messing with their networks, I was always friends with them. It's probably more my ability to talk to them on (or above as it may well be) their level of understanding, and my ability to understand their jokes, mannerisms, and above all, sense of humour.

    One thing I've noticed is, we nerds often act, speak and think differently to other people, who could not in the slightest fathom our motivations or understanding of the social context around them. Such as, we tend to be more deprecating and agresive than other people, when they come into contact with this, especially if they have not had a large amount of exposure to this kind of personality, they don't know how to take it. Some resent it, some feel threatened by it, others ignore it, some understand it.

    In all incidents with "bad" sysadmin's it's generally their personality. Some time it can be their management (giving them too many tasks), or it's that you're frustrated and don't know why they won't do more to help you, or they aren't particularly competent (These are generally the ones who aren't nerds, and are doing it because "Hey, I heard there's good money in this field").

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    1. Re:It's not the admins, it's the users by definate · · Score: 1
      And more so reading this...

      • Say hello. Even when you don't need something. You say a big Hi to the pretty lady at the front desk every time you pass. Why not treat the tech guy the same? Sure, he doesn't say anything back. Don't be fooled. Sysadmins are like cats -- he won't acknowledge you, but he's mentally keeping score.
      • Don't question what he does all day. Systems administrators are like firemen and cops. If you don't have a couple of bored ones hanging around, you'll be sorry when there's an emergency.
      • Fill out the stupid request form or other idiotic bureaucratic formality every time the printer jams. If you go directly to Joe Admin for help without putting a request in the system, you'll eventually get him fired. The CEO asks the department head for an automated help desk report to justify headcount, and see? What does that guy do all day? He doesn't even say hi.
      • Treat everything he does as a favor. Like most first-responder jobs, sysadmin is a career cul-de-sac -- the only way out is to become, ugh, a manager. Let him savor the delusion that everyone envies his gig in Operations because he's got all the root passwords and triple-encrypted card keys to the server room.
      • Never forget: He can read your mail.
      This is a really good post, and points out what I've been doing without thinking about it.
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  97. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by njh · · Score: 1

    The moral is: Be a fireman. I figure they get more women, anyway.

    I explained your post to my wife, and she said "It's because they've got big hoses".

  98. Dear Paul, by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    <rant>
    Fuck you and your condescending attitude.

    No one sets out to be a professional systems administrator -- do you ever see kids wearing toy pagers playing sysadmin? For those fluent with computers but uninterested in writing huge software programs, it's a pretty good job. Except for the part where they have to deal with you.

    What exactly makes you think that only people who are uninterested in writing software become sysadmins? Frankly I don't know how some can be a competent admin _without_ being able to program. How else can one admin manage hundreds of systems? In my experience it's the developers (lacking admin experience) that are clueless about things like configuration management, logging, security, resource allocation, software build/release process, etc.

    Sysadmins are like cats -- he won't acknowledge you, but he's mentally keeping score.

    You want to know a secret about cats? They _will_ listen to you if you treat them nicely. If your sysadmin doesn't talk to you it's probably because you did something to piss him off. In general sysadmins are just as friendly as anyone else.

    Systems administrators are like firemen and cops. If you don't have a couple of bored ones hanging around, you'll be sorry when there's an emergency.

    Just because it looks like a sysadmin's not doing anything doesn't mean he isn't. He most likely stayed after hours for weeks at a time in order to automate things so that he can calmly sit in his office and monitor the network for trouble. One _possible_ sign of bad admins is seeing them run around like chickens with their heads cut off. That typically means they royally fscked something up.

    Fill out the stupid request form or other idiotic bureaucratic formality every time the printer jams. If you go directly to Joe Admin for help without putting a request in the system, you'll eventually get him fired. The CEO asks the department head for an automated help desk report to justify headcount, and see? What does that guy do all day? He doesn't even say hi.

    You might find those forms idiotic, but they're essential. They ensure that a new hire gets the access and tools he needs and that when someone leaves they no longer have access to company resources. This sort of thing is _required_ of publicly traded companies (Sarbanes-Oxley), but you apparently don't know this. Also, the CEO most certainly does _not_ ask for those sorts of reports. Hell, we don't even _have_ a help desk!

    Let him savor the delusion that everyone envies his gig in Operations because he's got all the root passwords and triple-encrypted card keys to the server room.

    Why exactly do you think sysadmin have delusions of grandeur? I suppose the green ones might, but it's all business for us experienced guys. </rant>

    Sorry, I just found his article terribly offensive. I've been programming computers since I was five, doing UNIX admin. work since I was fifteen and professional software development the last ten or so years. I have _never_ experienced the things Paul's talking about.

  99. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    The Windows servers on the other side of the datacenter? Holy Cow, did those guys have the drama! Things were crashing all the time (We're back in the early NT days, mind you.) Whole populations of users suffered critical amounts of downtime. The admins put everything back together, of course, and were lauded as heroes because they had fixed the big, bad problems that had killed so many people's productivity for so long. They were HIGHLY visible to management. They got awards for fixing things. They were heroes.

    This is the thing that kills me. The guy who put in the crappy software system that breaks if you look at it sideways gets praise whenever he fixes the thing instead of scorn for the problem occuring in the first place. Whereas the guy who puts in a reliable system that never goes down has to defend himself from a manager that thinks he doesn't do anything. WTF?

  100. Character study ... by Kittenman · · Score: 1
    What I find interesting in the current place where I work is the SysAdmin isn't that good - but gives you the impression that he is. I think good sysadmins have to emanate an auro of "it's ok - I'm on it" even when that impression is false. For me, I know that the guy is a dickhead - but in conversation with him you still get the impression that you're in safe hands.

    Conversely, we've another guy who really knows his stuff but who is nervous and soft-spoken. No-one goes to him. Well, except for me.

    Maybe we should mate them and hire the offspring.

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  101. You thought being a resource was bad ... by Deedo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My bosses have recently taken to calling the workers human capital. It rather smacks of slavery, doesn't it?

    Now I just hope they don't leverage me again ... ouch!

    1. Re:You thought being a resource was bad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      capital assets usually tend to depreciate, according to those who count beans
      in big dumb corporations, anyway.

      so figure out what your big dumb company's depreciation schedule is, compare
      with your time in the job, and go from there.

      N.B.: your boss may have already performed this exercise.

  102. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

    However, people who don't get the technology see something like this and think "Huh, I guess something broke and now it's fixed and everything's good.

    Ok, I'm with you so far

    Good thing he knows what to do because I wouldn't even know who to call or what to say to them." Most of the people whose opinions matter have no idea what you do.

    Doh! You fell into the trap! They actually think "Well, that sounds easy, since he didn't have any troubles. We could probably fire him and let Joe the database developer do his job - they're both computer people. My idea would save the company money, I'd get promoted and buy a bigger BMW than that asshole down the street, Dave. Yeah, Dave would sure envy me. I wonder how much hair plugs cost? It's settled, I'm suggesting to the boss that we fire that lazy sysadmin tomorrow!"

  103. Re:Design it and throw it over the wall to manufac by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

    They'll decide to use "Fibre Channel" to connect all thier systems so they can share disk space. They have Windows, Solaris, Linux and Vxworks trying to use it. Sure, it worked with SCSI tape drives.

    Now that sounds cool - a SAN composed of tape drives! Transfer rate 1Gb/s, seek time 10 minutes.

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  104. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by simm1701 · · Score: 1

    I think thats the difference between rules that sys admins work under and procedures the sys admins create and enforce - most importantly are given the authroity to enforce.

    I've rarely seen good rules come from above.

    I've seen a lot of good rules/procedures come from sys admins to be signed off on by above. In the cases where management accept the recommendation as is its a good thing - where it gets rejected, or discussed by manglement and "improved" it isn't

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  105. Local IT by lambini · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that is one of my worries, users usually see the local system administrator also as their local helpdesk. They most of the times have completely no clue what tasks a sysadmin has. I am working as a sysadmin, where we have local small datacenter with still quite some servers in but our main Data Center is abroad. When the communication between the users and the helpdesk is bad or the response is like usually very slow, they tend to walk up to me during a teammeeting nagging my head off to get something done. They even do try to go over the line and actually start pissing me off saying it is my 'job' to help them since I am working in IT. That is where I draw the line. As a sysadmin with quite a lot of work, getting these responses do stick in my head, and usually those users I leave for what they are and let them float in their own crap. And even if you try to help and get the slap on the back from them for helping them, you still have your manager who will keep track of each and everytime you help and use it against you in your evaluations.

  106. Cluster by Dareth · · Score: 1

    A group of sys admins is called a cluster...

    No Nordic spear toter reference need apply.

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  107. Burden of Communication Has ALWAYS Been on Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has always been the speaker's/author's burden/privilege to communicate his or her message effectively. Knowing one's audience is crucial. Consider the politician. If a politician wishes to persuade the electorate to vote for him or her instead of an alternative, he or she needs to build a persuasive case now. Maybe he or she wishes the whole constituency had an Ivy League education (or maybe not - if cynical), but this politician knows that the audience must first understand and second be moved by his or her message to care. Some gilded linguistic ideal is a secondary consideration at best.

  108. Nope... by jmall · · Score: 1

    The secret to being a good sysadmin I believe (aside from the technical ability to do the job right) is to be able to never say NO... Treat people like you would your friends even if they made a boneheaded mistake or you are forced to follow procedure. Identify with your customers! That goes for how we treat other sysadmins as well. It always seems like a competition between us as to who knows what and who can do something better/faster. No one - I mean NO ONE - knows everything (trust me junior guy - you know something the senior guys don't even if they make you fell like crap sometimes with their high and mightiness)! I think it stems from job security but when one is bad we ALL look bad. Personality is inherint. Technical abilities can be taught. If you've got a good personality the rest will come eventually.

  109. Re:Been there, done that. Dammit! by Geminii · · Score: 1

    Alternative option: Outthink the business people. Write up how much time, money, convenience and hassle you _saved_ each time the Windows machines faceplant and yours don't. Convert it all to dollar figures by using efficiencies of interrupted vs uninterrupted staff and their combined salary rates converted to dollars per minute. Include secondary items such as the time spent reporting, diagnosing and repairing the errors, the time and money spent on software and hardware upgrades, the time it took for everyone to get back on track and the long-term effects that the crash would have not only on the productivity of the directly affected users, but all the people who interacted with them and were inconvenienced as a result. Once that figure has been arrived at, put next to it the cost in sysadmin-hours and dollar equivalent of the time and effort it took for you and your team throughout the past days, months etc in order to tweak the systems to the point where they simply did not crash. Make the numbers fairly large. Then, next to the second sets of figures, include the phrase "Already paid as part of standard contract." Then update the figures each month or so, along with year-to-date totals, and email them to the boss and a level or so up the food chain. Make sure the CIO or equivalent gets a copy. That way, they have something on hand which they can point to which says WHAT you do, WHERE your salaries are going, and most importantly, WHY you're being paid and HOW MUCH you're returning to the company as a result. Better still, if you or anyone on your bit of the food chain gets called into a meeting to justify your existence, you can bring a copy of the most recent report instead of spending ten minutes trying to explain why firing all the sysadmins would be a Bad Move to people who use laptops as status symbols and cat warmers. Yes, I believe in being pre-emptive.

  110. Re:.. but.. I -AM- the Sye Sop! by X'16435934 · · Score: 1

    I used to be a sys-admin, a sys-op, tech support specialist or whatever. They just threw me in there when no one else knew wtf was going on.
    And hoped that my job description/title flavour of the month justified it.

        But I got a kick about 10-15 year ago when kids started referring to their local geek (and evenhe did too) as a "Sye Sop"

        What the heck was a "Sye Sop"? Eventually it dawned on me that they were referring to a sysop.

        I also get a kick of the system admin of another company telling me about her "Scow" and "Novel" systems.
        Scow? Hmnn I must be falling behind on my tech knowledge. Of course she was referring to S.C.O. and Novell...
        I don't get out much in the world anymore; do the newbie Sye-Sops actually pronounce it "Scow" nowadays? ;-)

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  111. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by strikethree · · Score: 1

    You should come out to Iraq. I (and many others) have NIPR, SIPR, and CENTRIXS workstations sitting side by side at my desk with USB ports, CDRW drives, etc. My SIPR is connected to your SIPR. Think about it. Fun for the whole family. :)

    strike

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  112. Re:Quality of sys admin is inversely proportional by QuestorTapes · · Score: 1

    > Within the first couple years we had fixed the network and made it into something useful.
    > The consequence was more use by upper management and as you might expect, more management
    > from upper management. Every time we met another goal, the more visibility we received.
    > The more visibility we received, the more layers of management they installed above us.
    > Every layer of management installed made it harder and harder to actually get anything
    > done, basically because each new layer of management knew less about IT but more about
    > "managing.".
    >
    > I guess mostly I'm just whining here, but eventually most of us who had built the network
    > quit. They 'managed' us right out the door.

    Rambling follows. Cogent or indicative of caffiene deprivation?

    There's a certain point of view among many sysadmins and developers that an ideal worth striving for is to avoid needless rework and busywork. If a task needs repeated, automate it. The lazy sysadmin / developer is the best. See Robert Heinlein's 'The Man Who Was Too Lazy To Fail" in "Time Enough For Love."

    Among many managers, there is a point of view that says a constant hum of visible activity is a goal to strive for. It a task needs repeated, this indicates the importance of the task and means that it must be MANAGED. Managers can't manage shell scripts and other automated tasks, so it -has- to be done by a person. Manually. With mind-numbing repetition and constant reporting of progress to managers in charge of managing the lucky SOB who got assigned the task.

    I think we need more lazy managers and fewer "activity for activities sake" managers. I KNOW we need lazy managers managing the lazy sysadmins and developers, and active managers managing the "Hmm... when was the last time you rebooted this Windows box?" folks.

  113. SYSADMIN by eric102271 · · Score: 1

    My sysadmin is great, everything runs smooth. He is the man, never knew he was pimping though.

  114. System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work on a secondline helpdesk of an ISP and I believe I've seen both sides of this story. Seriously this is exacly the same problem as with the discussion -from a while ago- on tech/internet helpdesks. The problem lies within the system. The outsourcing, the pay per item, the chronical personnel shortage, the million tiny rules and the asshat managers(god I hate managers) disable a person to make use of his talents. This offcourse makes smarter people gtfo as soon as they have the chance , leaving behind the worse.


    Also I think all the people here complaining about sysadmins are really complaining about callcenteragents with scripts that got selected for their short phone-time because they can pull answers out of their ass.


    If this all wasn't the case then maybe the people they are there to provide services would have the patience to deal with the 95% morons/lusers(really it's bad at times) and still would be braindead enough to sense that you /.-er that most of the times knows what he is talking about have a real problem.


    PS. I know enough to know what I do and don't know.