User: BeoCluster

Looks great but

On: Slimmed Down MySQL Offshoot Drizzle is Built For the Web

Can I make a Beowulf cluster of those trimmed down mysql servers ?

BriX

On: Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History

Bricks where shat

Looks great but

On: Vista SP1 Released to Manufacturing

Does it run Linux ?

A lot of...

On: What 2008 May Hold In Store for FOSS

Beowulf clusters (and other unrelated things) running GNU/Linux !

Looks great but

On: Chuck Norris Sues Publisher, Tears Don't Cure Cancer

Does Chuck Norris runs Linux ?

In soviet Siberia

On: Microsoft Plans Data Center in Siberia

Microsoft builds you

Looks great but

On: A Giant Step in Cloning

Can I make a Beowulf Cluster of cloned embryos ?

ActiveX

On: Microsoft Prepping Browser-based Word and Excel

They will load the Word and Excel ActivX object inside an internet explorer window. What about loading Windows Vista's ActivX object in internet explorer to create a web2.0 LiveOS which slows down your internet experience while you play a mp3 ?

Linux ?

On: Processor Throttling In Windows XP

Does Linux run on Windows XP ?

I'm in ur react0r

On: Staged Hack Causes Generator to Self-Destruct

Fissing your tritium

Looks like

On: The Gradual Public Awareness of the Might of Algorithms

Beowulf cluster guys like me will soon make a lot of money to run those stupids algorythms

Linux ?

On: Meteorite Causes Illness in Peru

Does it run on it ?

Beowulf ?

On: GCC Compiler Finally Supplanted by PCC?

Can I use it to compile hybrid OpenMP+MPI2 applications on my Beowulf Cluster ?

Also does it run linux ?

Looks great but can I attack

On: Attacking Multicore CPUs

Beowulf clusters made of Multicore ? or maybe Mainframes ? :D

Beowulf ?

On: Quantum Dots Might Be Key For Teleportation

Looks great but can I Make a Beowulf Cluster of Quantum Dots ?

Beowulf

On: A New Way to Look at Networking

You should create a global Beowulf Cluster with all the computers in the world

too slow

On: Super-Fast RDF Search Engine Developed

Looks great but it would work even faster using a Beowulf Cluster !

Beowulf ?

On: OpenBSD 4.1 Released

Can I make a Beowulf cluster of OpenBSD's boxes ?

Beowulf ?

On: Censoring a Number

Can I make a Beowulf Cluster to rip HD-DVD and BlueRay disks like the dvdrip perl program ?

Microsoft is dying

On: Vista Sales Strong, Higher Than Expected

"Excluding this figure, client revenue totaled $4.1 billion"

1 x Vista Ultimate licence = $1 Billion
=> this makes 4 licences sold in the world.

The last $0.1 Billion is for the Hotfix patch that enables writing on the hard drive at more than 1 byte per hour.

Beowulf ?

On: $100 Laptop Repriced at $175

Looks great but can I make a Beowulf Cluster with $175 OLPC laptops ?

Is there some MPI libraries and optimized compilers available the linux based OS ?
Does the laptop support PXE boot ?
Is there an external PCI-E port so that can I put a $1000 Infiniband card inside the $175 laptop ?

My boss told me that $175 is too low to spend the huge amount of money that our company has, can you please sell it a little higher ? like... errr... $4000 ?

Thanks for your comprehension and your help to make a better capitalist world

Cluster ?

On: Time Warner Customers Get Free Wi-Fi Hotspots

Looks great but can I make a Beowulf Cluster of fonero to DDOS America ?

Cluster ?

On: French Voting Machines a "Catastrophe"

Maybe we need to create a BeoWulf Cluster of Voting Machines so that people can vote at a petaflop rate Anyway France sucks (I know it, I'm french) as Much as America in so many ways so lets add another one

Looks great but

On: Mozilla Releases Thunderbird 2.0.0

Can I Make a Beowulf Cluster of Thunderbird's Email client to create the biggest spam zombiez army evar ?

Looks great but

On: Blackberry Network is Down

I thought that Blackberry was able to make a Beowulf Cluster to prevent Blackout