But he *DOES* create jobs. This statement is correct. Look around and you'll see how many companies are developing anti-spam programs.
The same way as viruses writers create jobs at antiviruses companies.
The same way as wars create jobs, and it's a billionaire industry. Yes, at the expenses of human lifes, but what's some measly human lifes compared to gross money ?
What's most interesting about that link is reading these two sentences in the very same page:
(about the MDR-EX71SL): Additional features include a Super-light In-the-Ear Design, New, Super-Small 9 mm Drivers which are ultra-compact drivers that produce powerful sound...
(about the MDR-ED21LP): Extra-large 16 mm drivers make Sony's MDR-ED21LP Fontopia(R) Stereo Headphones an outstanding choice for listening on the go...
Worse than that. They'll have to deal with loads of spam like this:
You Can Reppel Male or Female Elephants FAST Learn How
Human Elephant Pheromone cologne/perfume is a brand new formula that contains Elephant Sex Pheromones scientifically designed and proven to reppel the opposite sex. Although we all naturally produce pheromones, 95% of us produce them in such a small amount they are not very effective, This is why wearing our pheromones will drastically improve your crop!! People wont even know you are wearing them. Just as animals use scents to attract the opposite sex, elephants respond to pheromones that can greatly increase your chances of repelling them, and getting the attention and intimacy you desire.
If you never heard this music, try to get it. It's very beautiful.
The Night Santa Went Crazy by Al Yankovic
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I. There's a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time In a federal prison for his infamous crime Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he's gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
What if we keep the high voltage idea and simply mount a power grid ?
He sure can drive to the nearest Toys-R-Us and buy a "My First 765kV power grid" junior kit, with all poles included. A 765kV transmition line is enough to supply 3.8 GW for a 100 miles distance (dropping to 2.0 GW if the distance is 400 miles).
The coolest thing with high voltage is that you can buy, in this same store, the infamous "Frankestein kit". It's basically a brainless Frankestein. You just have to find a brain that nobody is using.. I suggest you use the one from a 419 scam victim, as he probably won't even notice his brain is missing.
Ultimatelly, you could also run your very own nuclear plant. This should be enough to power your computer. But it's much harder to do. First you have to consult your local terrorist organization on how to get some uranium, and then your local mafia on how to deal with ambientalists.
I don't think they even read their own e-mail. I *STILL* did not receive any kind of answer to this message I sent through their website, more than one month ago:
I am running linux and have not paid any copyright to SCO. I'd like to know if you are willing to sue Brazilians running Linux. If so, I'd like to be sued by you, but I have no clue on how to proceed. What info do you need to sue me ? Please let me know and I'll promptly provide you all the requested info. I am running it in just one machine, but am willing to run it in more machines if it increases my chances of being sued. This is a serious question, please reply.
...Because they didn't reply this message I sent them, more than one month ago:
I am running linux and have not paid any copyright to SCO. I'd like to know if you are willing to sue Brazilians running Linux. If so, I'd like to be sued by you, but I have no clue on how to proceed. What info do you need to sue me ? Please let me know and I'll promptly provide you all the requested info. I am running it in just one machine, but am willing to run it in more machines if it increases my chances of being sued. This is a serious question, please reply.
rrrrring - E2800 tech support. How can I help you ? - Your company sucks. This stupid phone sucks. I cannot get a dialtone while I'm in the parking area of my building. It says "no signal". And it's just 3 levels underground. - Oh. I see. (with the best BOFHish voice). I'll be more than pleased to boost the signal level specially for you, in order to promptly solve this problem that's so annoying you. What's your username ? >clicket< >click<
... Or, depending on wich side you are, a really good day, and a lifetime of money spending in tropical coutries - or prision. You see, either it's very good or very bad.
I am wondering how genetics is evolving. After fully understanding how genes work, the next step will be to simulate what each gene will do. After some time, an advanced computer will be able to grow virtual specimens given a genetic code. Like an advanced VMware..
As they're virtual, they don't need to really pee, sleep, or eat. . As they're virtual, their number is limited Imagine what you could do with a million of those virtual monkeys, seated in front of virtual typewriters, in an infinite ammount of time.
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But he *DOES* create jobs. This statement is correct. Look around and you'll see how many companies are developing anti-spam programs.
The same way as viruses writers create jobs at antiviruses companies.
The same way as wars create jobs, and it's a billionaire industry. Yes, at the expenses of human lifes, but what's some measly human lifes compared to gross money ?
The Expensive Hobby Of Kite Aerial Photography
Expensive ?? I had to buy a chopper to take pictures, you insensitive clods.
What's most interesting about that link is reading these two sentences in the very same page:
...
(about the MDR-EX71SL): Additional features include a Super-light In-the-Ear Design, New, Super-Small 9 mm Drivers which are ultra-compact drivers that produce powerful sound
(about the MDR-ED21LP): Extra-large 16 mm drivers make Sony's MDR-ED21LP Fontopia(R) Stereo Headphones an outstanding choice for listening on the go...
Listen, to anyone who knows the language (own horn tooting here)
/. crowd would speak Farsi.
I knew someone among the
Worse than that. They'll have to deal with loads of spam like this:
You Can Reppel Male or Female Elephants FAST Learn How
Human Elephant Pheromone cologne/perfume is a brand new formula that contains Elephant Sex Pheromones scientifically designed and proven to reppel the opposite sex. Although we all naturally produce pheromones, 95% of us produce them in such a small amount they are not very effective, This is why wearing our pheromones will drastically improve your crop!! People wont even know you are wearing them. Just as animals use scents to attract the opposite sex, elephants respond to pheromones that can greatly increase your chances of repelling them, and getting the attention and intimacy you desire.
hmmmmmm... Exctasy-eating wolves in a techno party.
If you never heard this music, try to get it. It's very beautiful.
The Night Santa Went Crazy
by Al Yankovic
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
What if we keep the high voltage idea and simply mount a power grid ?
He sure can drive to the nearest Toys-R-Us and buy a "My First 765kV power grid" junior kit, with all poles included. A 765kV transmition line is enough to supply 3.8 GW for a 100 miles distance (dropping to 2.0 GW if the distance is 400 miles).
The coolest thing with high voltage is that you can buy, in this same store, the infamous "Frankestein kit". It's basically a brainless Frankestein. You just have to find a brain that nobody is using.. I suggest you use the one from a 419 scam victim, as he probably won't even notice his brain is missing.
Ultimatelly, you could also run your very own nuclear plant. This should be enough to power your computer. But it's much harder to do. First you have to consult your local terrorist organization on how to get some uranium, and then your local mafia on how to deal with ambientalists.
>This guy is amazingly stupid
Ya know, "Intelligence is an Universal Constant. And the number of people is growing."
I don't think they even read their own e-mail. I *STILL* did not receive any kind of answer to this message I sent through their website, more than one month ago:
I am running linux and have not paid any copyright to SCO. I'd like to know if you are willing to sue Brazilians running Linux. If so, I'd like to be sued by you, but I have no clue on how to proceed. What info do you need to sue me ? Please let me know and I'll promptly provide you all the requested info. I am running it in just one machine, but am willing to run it in more machines if it increases my chances of being sued. This is a serious question, please reply.
yes, and people should read the parent messages before replying to avoid stupid comments like yours.
As you clearly didn't do this, let me help. Here is the original parent, and there is no stupidity there.
So what ? They'll STILL be displaying what they are proposing. Or don't you think a 404 due to /. is part of the Internet History ?
You're new here, aren't you ?
how about this ?
...Because they didn't reply this message I sent them, more than one month ago:
I am running linux and have not paid any copyright to SCO. I'd like to know if you are willing to sue Brazilians running Linux. If so, I'd like to be sued by you, but I have no clue on how to proceed. What info do you need to sue me ? Please let me know and I'll promptly provide you all the requested info. I am running it in just one machine, but am willing to run it in more machines if it increases my chances of being sued. This is a serious question, please reply.
How should Larry be feeling, then?
... Wich will be solved by the revolutionary Dim Diet.
Are you a BOFH or not ? Just because they're your kids, they shouldn't go away without a good LART .
This is called merchandise.
rrrrring
- E2800 tech support. How can I help you ?
- Your company sucks. This stupid phone sucks. I cannot get a dialtone while I'm in the parking area of my building. It says "no signal". And it's just 3 levels underground.
- Oh. I see. (with the best BOFHish voice). I'll be more than pleased to boost the signal level specially for you, in order to promptly solve this problem that's so annoying you. What's your username ? >clicket< >click<
or someone might have a really bad day!
... Or, depending on wich side you are, a really good day, and a lifetime of money spending in tropical coutries - or prision. You see, either it's very good or very bad.
In Iraq, Saddam arrests you.
Does he really have an identity ?
I am wondering how genetics is evolving. After fully understanding how genes work, the next step will be to simulate what each gene will do. After some time, an advanced computer will be able to grow virtual specimens given a genetic code. Like an advanced VMware..
As they're virtual, they don't need to really pee, sleep, or eat. . As they're virtual, their number is limited Imagine what you could do with a million of those virtual monkeys, seated in front of virtual typewriters, in an infinite ammount of time.
You've got game.