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  1. Re:Oh Noes! on Microsoft Knew About Xbox 360 Damaging Discs · · Score: -1, Troll

    So I should be able to just throw my xbox (not that I have one) into a centrifuge and assume that it should work? Hey, there's not even anything in the manual to warn about this.

  2. Re:Thats OK. on Obama's Mobile Phone Records Compromised, Shared · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is something new, the citizens wiretapping and spying on the president. I guess we truly will see change with Obama.

  3. Re:Where oh where? on Spider Missing After Trip To Space Station · · Score: 1

    I don't know, this sounds like the opening scenes of a sci-fi horror movie to me.

  4. Re:No, on AIX On the Desktop Is Getting the Boot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting to get my IBM mainframe desktop, I'm hoping I can get a port of Wine for it so I can run WoW on it.

  5. Re:rm -rf / on (Useful) Stupid Unix Tricks? · · Score: 1

    I've said Oh Shit many times, but usually because I have 3 or 4 unix consoles open to different servers and I end up killing processes on one production server when I meant to do it on a different server.

  6. Define "Winning" on Discuss the US Presidential Election & the War · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My big problem with the war and the republicans is that they say they won't leave until they "won" the war. WTF is winning the war? All Iraqis dead? Government has resources it needs? Don't they already have billions of a surplus?? Did we already win? Did we already lose?

  7. Re:Whoa! on Halloween Pumpkin Carving With CNC Robotics · · Score: 5, Funny

    That pumpkin is an abomination! It represents all that is wrong with the world taken over by robots, so much for the sanctity of halloween! I'm sure this one will make the baby jesus cry, when he created halloween, this is NOT what he had in mind!

  8. Re:The real question... on 1000-mph Car Planned · · Score: 0

    I think the real question is: where are they going to test it? So it gets to top speed in 40 seconds, well if you start at one end of britian you will probably be at the other end of britain in 40 seconds at that speed!

  9. cancer? on X-Rays Emitted From Ordinary Scotch Tape · · Score: 4, Funny

    does this mean that x-mas gifts can give you cancer?

  10. because on 99.8% of Gamers Don't Care About DRM, Says EA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because either 99.8% of gamers actually buy the games they play or 99.8% of gamers are confident in their russian software cracks websites.

  11. version? on Windows 7 To Be Called ... Windows 7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the version is 7 and the kernel version is 6.1, maybe they should compromise and call it Windows 6.66

  12. Use Dilbert on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you want to keep it exciting and still realistic, just present a slide show of dilbert comics.

  13. wtf on Today Is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    jesus, hasn't this lame fad died yet???

  14. Re:The best answer to the science questionnaire on McCain Answers Science Policy Questionnaire · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, do you really want the only scientific research to be going on sponsored by whatever makes profit? quote> This is assuming that the government doesn't make decisions based on someones profits. This will still happen, they will fund scientific resources that whatever lobbyist is throwing money at. Just as they currently do.

  15. LINK DOWN on McCain Answers Science Policy Questionnaire · · Score: 0, Redundant

    :( Link down. Any alt links?

  16. Better investments on Microsoft Tries a New Ad Agency · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe they should consider investing that money in better testers and project managers for the next release of windows instead.

  17. Re:Get your affairs in order, people on Large Hadron Collider Goes Live September 10th · · Score: 1

    You don't understand, that's the beauty of it, you don't NEED to get your affairs in order because EVERYONE will die!

  18. consequences on Free Tools To Evade China's Web Censorship · · Score: 1

    I predict a mass beheading coming soon for disobeyings DA GE

  19. Re:I have a solution.... on Blizzard Tries To Forbid Open Sourcing Glider · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eventually, they will probably take Microsoft to court and demand that they remove things from the Windows API like ReadProcessMemory, SetWindowsHookEx and even SendKeys.

  20. Re:yep on Pittsburgh Cancer Center Warns of Cell Phone Risks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will a tinfoil hat protect me?

  21. Re:Space Madness! on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, all the UFO buffs who would be delighted to hear this information are also the same people who believe that the moonwalks were a sham, so they won't believe a word he says.

  22. Re:You can't jail them@ on Researchers Face Jail Risk For Tor Snooping Study · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess if they get jail time, the lesson to learn is "Do as I say, not as I do."

  23. Re:Smiling down. on George Carlin Dead of Heart Failure · · Score: 5, Funny

    What? George Carlin Dead? I only have 7 words to say about this... SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER and TITS!

  24. Re:Do women write better code? on Do Women Write Better Code? · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes, if you consider ctrl+c and ctrl+v as a higher level language.

  25. Re:Do women write better code? on Do Women Write Better Code? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry ladies, but I work with 3 women coders, and I have to redo their stuff all the time! So much freakin' copy and paste junk code, classes that are 10k+ lines long, learn object oriented programming already!