GNAA announces switch to Windows Vista GNAA announces switch to Windows Vista
fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally
be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the
past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but
growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to
declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire
infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not
going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax
said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red
Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure
to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process
which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based
desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and
a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when
the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last
Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse
development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having
statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky,
visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on
that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said
Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow
are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu
compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed
applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows
Vista will come off without a hitch."
About Jmax:
The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors.
His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.
About Windows Vista:
The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista
combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of
those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast,
ultra-stable computing platform.
About Red Hat:
A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while
giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from
the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of
contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red
Hat.
About the Linux community:
Trolled.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool Impi - Black Ops, South Africa
It is with great regret that we in the glorious GNAA were called to arms
against a revered institution known as Star Trek. Impi, while in training as a
high priest in the popular religious cult scientology, was approached by
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to contract the services of the Black Ops
wing of the GNAA.
Both Shatner and Nimoy, on which the Star Trek franchise and legend were
built, expressed serious concern with regard to the affront of a little known
"television station" called G4TV.
"Star Trek prides itself on boldly going where no man has gone before. Not
boldly sitting on your fat ass and playing computer games and talking about it
in a failed IRC channel!" said Shatner. "G4TV is taking the very ethos of Star
Trek and perverting it for profit. They have targeted a segment of the
population known as Fatmerica. Their actions in sanctioning such an event
promote obesity and diabetes within our youth and we as Star Trek
representatives do not want to be associated with this sentiment."
Leonard Nimoy was instrumental in crafting the attack on #startrek20 on the
IRC network irc.gamesurge.net. Using an exploit that allowed a redirect from
the www.g4tv.com to the infamous Last Measure, many fatties were tricked into
being Last Measured.
"They turned on us," said Neal Tiles, president of G4TV. "It was like
stampede at a buffet, there was nothing we could do. People were ping timing
out all over the place. Mothers were calling the station asking why their
children were looking at gay porno. It was a nightmare. Our moderator of the
channel, Ravager|CH, tried valiantly to keep things together, but he was
eventually g-lined due to massive complaints against the channel."
The overwhelming success of the operation was reflected by the failed
moderator Ravager|CH own words: [23:37] <Ravager|CH> another ruined
night..
About G4TV:
Jews4Profit
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER
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Can't wait until I can drive from Vancouver to Moscow.
j/k - Worst. Country. Ever.
Finally Ireland is kaput - screw you Mickey!
GNAA announces switch to Windows Vista
fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."
About Jmax:
The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.
About Windows Vista:
The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.
About Red Hat:
A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.
About the Linux community:
Trolled.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
It's the booze - filthy Mick's can't help themselves.
Topic: Ranting - Useful tool for stress relief or defense mechanism for frustrated closet gays?
Discuss.
Homeopathy is when you don't care either way about the gays
At least a boot mark on the ass of the Irish
OSS is just not something people like - especially with Huttlike RMS's at the wheel.
GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool
Impi - Black Ops, South Africa
It is with great regret that we in the glorious GNAA were called to arms against a revered institution known as Star Trek. Impi, while in training as a high priest in the popular religious cult scientology, was approached by William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to contract the services of the Black Ops wing of the GNAA.
Both Shatner and Nimoy, on which the Star Trek franchise and legend were built, expressed serious concern with regard to the affront of a little known "television station" called G4TV.
"Star Trek prides itself on boldly going where no man has gone before. Not boldly sitting on your fat ass and playing computer games and talking about it in a failed IRC channel!" said Shatner. "G4TV is taking the very ethos of Star Trek and perverting it for profit. They have targeted a segment of the population known as Fatmerica. Their actions in sanctioning such an event promote obesity and diabetes within our youth and we as Star Trek representatives do not want to be associated with this sentiment."
Leonard Nimoy was instrumental in crafting the attack on #startrek20 on the IRC network irc.gamesurge.net. Using an exploit that allowed a redirect from the www.g4tv.com to the infamous Last Measure, many fatties were tricked into being Last Measured.
"They turned on us," said Neal Tiles, president of G4TV. "It was like stampede at a buffet, there was nothing we could do. People were ping timing out all over the place. Mothers were calling the station asking why their children were looking at gay porno. It was a nightmare. Our moderator of the channel, Ravager|CH, tried valiantly to keep things together, but he was eventually g-lined due to massive complaints against the channel."
The overwhelming success of the operation was reflected by the failed moderator Ravager|CH own words: [23:37] <Ravager|CH> another ruined night..
About G4TV:
Jews4Profit
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER
Apparently those drunk fucks are STILL finding work!
You disgusting Mick. Step away from the booze.
It's also Irish hating and masturbating.
You disgusting Irish bastards.
It was under the Irishman all along!
Dirty fuckin drunks.
GFY - that means Go Fuck Yourself.
Irish only please.
http://slashdot.org/~Keith+Curtis/
Fucking drunk irish bastards.
Don't matter as long as you stay on your side of the Atlantic, Mickey!
With a Whiskey Tipped Umbrella!
Fucking drunk ass Paddy O'Pisstank
Kiss yer liver goodbye Mickey.
This version is 100% Irish Free. Those fuckin Mick bastards deserve Opera.
Up yours you surly Mick bastards!
Those slippery cocks
You have to have a healthy hatred for the Irish and their drunken ilk.