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Re:The most interesting thing about this article
I know you're joking, but CowboyNeal died from a heart attack 3 or 4 years back.
Somebody should probably let him know
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Re:Really putting out the welcome mat
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Re:possibly DEC Alpha, but not x86By the way, for the original poster: For mere pocketchange, many, many "Socket 6" motherboards can be upgraded to 500MHz [or higher] with a K6-2 [or, in some instances, a K6-3] Hard to do on a laptop (which is what he said he was using). I have a similar machine myself which also runs a 400MHz mobile Pentium 2 on a Sony PCG-C1XD PictureBook (similar model on the cowboyneal site). The battery life kind of sucks (especially since I now have a dead battery) but it's a fun little machine that was quite popular.
I intend to revive it one of these days with a more modern distro (currently running an old Mandrake). -
Overdependence days
Not only is this story lame, but it also fails to ask the right questions.
Greasings, motherfscking "citizens" of the United States of (Ignorance And Sufficiency-Induced) Obesia.
So you spent your globally warmed July 4th grilling dead-genetically-ill-creatures and waving those formerly-seens-as-cute China-made plastic flags?
How does it feel to be someone's tool?
Face it: you failed it. -
Re:Taiwan is NOT "Thai" !
Because Lucas123 previously submitted http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/11
/ 10/002230 when the link for his usernamed pointed to lucas_mearian@computerworld.com . That at least identifies who he is. Furthermore, note that both of the articles Lucas123 submitted both point to computerworld.com articles. (And that's fine; he's not hiding his relationship with the site for the articles he's submitting.) To the point: Whois for Computerworld.com says the administrative, technical and registrant are all from Framingham, MA, in the US.
On the otherhand, if you believe editors come up with the headlines, then the task lies in determining the nationality of CowboyNeal (aka Jonathan Pater). archive.org versions of http://cowboyneal.org/ show him to be a chubby white dude with a beard who listens to music and likes The Grateful Dead. (Which is, like, enough to make the point, right? No?) whois for cowboyneal.org says Rob Malda registered it the domain from MI, and it's not unreasonable to think Jonathan could also be from MI. -
lol
rofl can't control his temper
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Re:Not a fan of the ads
They should make an "I'm Linux" commercial.
They should cast John Roberts, the guy in the enzyte commercials, for windows, and Ellen Feiss for mac.
As for who would play linux? I'm thinking a
New Poll: Who plays "Linux" in the commercial?
- The Geico Lizard
- Scarlett Johansson
- Jonny Lee Miller aka Zero Cool
- Carrie-Anne Moss
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Nothing but public information
Jigsaw isn't putting up your grandmother's Social Security number, nor is it hosting pictures of you and your dog. All they host (and all they want) is business contact information. This isn't a violation of privacy... it's a boon for businesses to contact other businesses. It has no desire to be a Zabasearch clone.
If the submitter had bothered to read the article, they would've seen this very important message:
Jigsaw wants only business information. The company won't take home addresses, cell phone numbers or e-mail addresses from Gmail, AOL, Yahoo or other domains that are not identifiable business e-mails. "Jigsaw doesn't touch non-business information with a 10-foot pole..."
So there you go. Someone decides to conglomerate the information any moron can find in a "Contact" page on a corporate Web site, and the privacy nuts freak out — despite the fact that it has nothing to do with privacy. I love how some people commented about creating fake identites and submitting them. Well, unless Mr. John Doe has his own domain and business license, I don't think that fake info will do any good!
Perhaps CowboyNeal needs to see a psychiatrist about his manic-depressive and schizophrenic paranoia disorders. At the very least, he should apologize to Jigsaw (if not to all of Slashdot).
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Re:why CowboyNeal why?Or has he found a secret mystical power to protect his PCs from attacks?
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DupeMod me redundant, but so is this story.
U.S. Moves to Kill Leap Seconds
I don't see any new developments since the last time.
Posted by CowboyNeal on Saturday July 30, @09:53PM
from the time-to-kill dept.
blacklite001 writes "Not content with merely extending Daylight Savings Time, the U.S. government now also proposes to eliminate leap seconds, according to a Wall Street Journal story. Their proposal, 'made secretly to a United Nations body,' includes adding 'a "leap hour" every 500 to 600 years.' Hey, anyone remember the last bunch of people to mess with the calendar?" -
Re:Before anyone goes off...
Well maybe youd like to explain this destroyed powerbook then. the heat was enough to buckled the frame and everything.
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Re:I don't get itWhat I don't get is that none seems to have noticed this story is a dupe:
Indian Call Center Employees Hack US Bank Accounts Posted by CowboyNeal on Friday April 08, @05:49PM
This story links to a Times of India story which is rather more detailed than the Yahoo one in today's regurgitation.
from the easy-money dept.>
The Ascended One writes "Call center employees working for an Indian software company, MSource, supposedly used confidential client information to transfer client funds to themselves. The alleged perpetrators used the personal information of four NY-based clients to transfer ~$350,000 (Rs. 1.5 crores) in their names, a large sum in Indian currency. They were caught after the victims alerted the bank officials in the US, who then traced the crime to the Indian city of Pune. While the name of the bank has not been revealed, the article indicates that the bank in question is Citibank." -
You silly, unobservant fools...
Am I the only one who actually moused over the links?
ThinkGeek writes "ThinkGeek ThinkGeek ThinkgEEk ThinkGeek! ThinkGeek ThinkGeek THINK geek think GeEk thinkgEek.
(If you don't have the linky-checky-in-brackets thing on, the links are actually to cmdrtaco.net, fark.com, randomdialogue.net, penny-arcade.com, deansplanet.com, mccarthy.vg, cowboyneal.org, homestarrunner.com, and sarcasta.net) -
Slashdot to Acquire Groundhog Day
Posted by CowboyNeal on 2005-02-26 4:09
from the we-changed-the-Matrix dept
An anonymous reader writes "With a front page dupe release Slashdot has announced the acquisition of Groundhog Day. 'Slashdot, the worldwide number one repeated news site, today announced a definitive agreement to acquire Groundhog Day, the number one repeated day movie in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. This acquisition is expected to increase significantly Slashdot's size and R&D (repeats and dupes) capabilities.'" -
Not Science blog, Copyright theft fraud
Please tell me why the article link goes to Science Blog when the entire entry is simply a copy & paste of an original article from the Washington University in St. Louis University News? Were the extra two clicks too much work for CowboyNeal before approving the post? Pretty sad, IMO, since the submitter BenSullivan is the same Ben Sullivan who produces the attempt at moneymaking blog.
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Slashdot Attacked once again by anti /. members
Looks like this post was completely deliberate guys.
Posted by CowboyNeal on Friday January 28, @05:47AM
His user name gets pointed to http://cowboyneal.org/
And look he reads http://forums.anti-slash.org/ as can be seen by the link to
http://forums.anti-slash.org/viewtopic.php?t=17(bo rked)
in this paragraph.
"Someone asked me the other day why there's no comments anymore here, but I'll let the transressors explain it. Basically trying to keep the comments clear of spam and idiots was taking far too much time for a site that's supposed to be my personal waste of time. It's too bad some people can't discern between one's career and one's personal web presence. They could have at least told me where they work so I could come down there and "terrorize" it, whatever the hell that means besides being an annoying asshole. I hope at least one of them had a nice time jerking themselves off afterwards.". -
Free advice from your local security expert
WHAT DID YOU DOWNLOAD ON THE INTERNET LAST YEAR because it has ALL BEEN RECORDED.
"TWO PICTURES MEANS GUILTY"
You had a safe, comfortable middle-class life? No, you thought you had, but you didn't. You are a CRIMINAL, you are GUILTY and you can be EXECUTED.
You are just another statistic criminal.
Do you want YOU and your PARTNER and KIDS to be DRAGGED from your home and SHOT IN THE STREET?
Is your anus insured for AIDS RAPE?
Does your life insurance cover FORCED PRISON SEX and AIDS DEATH ? Check the policy - maybe not. Does "your" life-insurance carry a clause in the contract about perverts, convicts and enemies of society JUST LIKE YOU? Why should they insure "PERVERT REJECTS" like you?
Society hates you.
What are your family going to do when you are jailed for 50 years with no parole? Do you reckon your spouse will hang around for 1 year let alone 50 years before they get lonely and find another partner to love them?
You can be JAILED and RAPED.
A great big muscle-bound GAY RAPIST will tie you to the PRISON BARS and RAPE YOUR ASS with his AIDS AND WART-INFESTED PENIS
You will be forced to SUCK AIDS INFECTED DICKS . Do you want that?
SOCIETY SUCKS and you had better get used to it because this is what you can expect when YOUR COMPUTER is EXAMINED FOR EVIDENCE by the "government".
You will soon learn how "LAWFUL" AND "CORRECT" your government is when you are being raped and the prison guards are looking the other way - or WATCHING or JOINING IN.
DO YOU WANT TO BE RAPED? WELL, DO YOU?
Your "government" wants you to be RAPED IN THE ASS and you had better wise up before they get YOUR ass, because they can recover what you downloaded LAST YEAR and use it to kidnap you and rape you.
STOP yourself and your family and kids being kidnapped and raped by criminals.
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CLICK HERE FOR A FREE DOWNLOAD!!!!!11!!1 -
Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much?
Breaking news: Half of Slashdot is ~ 6 foot and 150lbs.
Breaking news: We're just found the second half of Slashdot. -
Re:The more I look at B. Gates...
This is your ex girlfriend?
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Re:Damn!
Fear not, you still can find your favorite actor here.
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No spam in SlashDot discussion forums?
This may sound blatantly naive, but given that SlashDot is a relatively open forum, why is it that we see hardly any spam at all in the SlashDot forums? Compared to virus-writing, it seems to be a trivial task to write a spambot that posts "Anonymous Coward" messages or even signs up real accounts before posting to forums.
Granted, we have trolls, offtopics, and flamebaits, but I have never seen anything close to what typical spam looks like when moderating and reading "flat" at level 0.
D15cr337 V14gr4 4 U!
Dmail isn't doing anything new. If SlashDot were a Usenet group, it'd be spammed just like the rest of the groups. If everyone had a different method of contacting them, it'd be too hard a problem for spammers to reach everyone.
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A better sub-notebook is coming (a tablet, too)
None of the sub-notebooks introduced since Sony released the C1 series has given us a reason to upgrade. My C1XS (PII 400Mhz, 128Mb RAM, 30gig HD) is 5 years old and is still thinner and smaller (9.81"x5.99"x1.14", 2.21lb) than its later lookalikes.
Only one model is even up for consideration, in my mind (no, not even the Sony U50/70 - you -gotta- have a real keyboard attached). The Flybook is gonna have _everything_, including GPRS, and it's a tablet, too. Exactly what I've been waiting for. Would the rest of you Far East-whipped toy companies wake up and get us computers like these? -
Interesting..
You mean abused like THIS? I do think however, that said Powerbook no longer works.
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CowboyNeal disagrees with this article...
according to cowboyneal Apple's support sucks big time.
Cowboyneal, the Applehater! -
Re:Yes, Yes... that is very nice but
This whole story doesn't quite add up. First he says the machine worked in Firewire target mode so he was able pull important data off. When he finally gets it back, he complains of losing all his files because they didn't back it up for him.
Hmm. Which is it? Did he have his own backup or not? If he did, how did he lose hours of work? Was he too stupid to back it all up himself? He only picked a couple of important files?
Hard drive crashes can and do happen at any time. Any good slashdot reader (and especially editor) should be smart enough to take the steps necessary to minimize damage. Have a cron job copy your important files or current work over the network to another machine, if nothing else. Make backups to CD, DVD, an external Firewire drive, whatever. Or get more sophisticated and use real backup software. At least you won't lose everything, since hopefully it won't be too long since the most recent backup.
I have to say I feel no sympathy for him in this case. Especially if the thing worked in Firewire mode and he had the opportunity to get everything off of it then. And unfortunately his site doesn't seem to have anything more recent which might explain the horrible smashed picture. If he actually did that to a perfectly working machine just because he lost his data, he's an idiot. -
Re:Yes, Yes... that is very nice but
This whole story doesn't quite add up. First he says the machine worked in Firewire target mode so he was able pull important data off. When he finally gets it back, he complains of losing all his files because they didn't back it up for him.
Hmm. Which is it? Did he have his own backup or not? If he did, how did he lose hours of work? Was he too stupid to back it all up himself? He only picked a couple of important files?
Hard drive crashes can and do happen at any time. Any good slashdot reader (and especially editor) should be smart enough to take the steps necessary to minimize damage. Have a cron job copy your important files or current work over the network to another machine, if nothing else. Make backups to CD, DVD, an external Firewire drive, whatever. Or get more sophisticated and use real backup software. At least you won't lose everything, since hopefully it won't be too long since the most recent backup.
I have to say I feel no sympathy for him in this case. Especially if the thing worked in Firewire mode and he had the opportunity to get everything off of it then. And unfortunately his site doesn't seem to have anything more recent which might explain the horrible smashed picture. If he actually did that to a perfectly working machine just because he lost his data, he's an idiot. -
Yes, Yes... that is very nice but
But I believe that it was Cowboyneal who found the most efficient way to disassemble a Powerbook.
He found this method of disassembling the powerbook after a long battle with his failing hardrive, and less than helpful Apple technicians.
Before the disassembly, Cowboyneal was heard to say:
"I got my PowerBook back today, but it's not nearly as nice as I'd hoped. The technician where I brought it failed to image the drive (like he said he would) before shipping it to Apple so now while the hard drive works perfectly again, I've lost all my files. The point of catching the hard drive failure early before losing any data has now been completely negated. Looking at my PowerBook which is now clean as a slate makes me just want to smash it, knowing the hours of work I've lost." (emphasis mine)
I asked pudge about it and his response was:
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Yes, Yes... that is very nice but
But I believe that it was Cowboyneal who found the most efficient way to disassemble a Powerbook.
He found this method of disassembling the powerbook after a long battle with his failing hardrive, and less than helpful Apple technicians.
Before the disassembly, Cowboyneal was heard to say:
"I got my PowerBook back today, but it's not nearly as nice as I'd hoped. The technician where I brought it failed to image the drive (like he said he would) before shipping it to Apple so now while the hard drive works perfectly again, I've lost all my files. The point of catching the hard drive failure early before losing any data has now been completely negated. Looking at my PowerBook which is now clean as a slate makes me just want to smash it, knowing the hours of work I've lost." (emphasis mine)
I asked pudge about it and his response was:
"It deserved it" -
or...
Or you could just go with CowboyNeal's method of disassembly. http://cowboyneal.org/ex-powerbook.jpg
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CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
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CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms, Apple is dying!COWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms, Apple is dying!COWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms, Apple is dying!COWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms, Apple is dying!COWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms, Apple is dying!COWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
Even CowboyNeal is switching back from Mac
He had to send his PowerBook back to Apple and was pretty pissed off at the result. And that's just one of his tirades about the dealing with Apple experience.
It's rumored that he ended up smashing the shit out of it in the end.
It really kind of turns you off to paying extra for the priveledge of owning a Mac.
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Even CowboyNeal is switching back from Mac
He had to send his PowerBook back to Apple and was pretty pissed off at the result. And that's just one of his tirades about the dealing with Apple experience.
It's rumored that he ended up smashing the shit out of it in the end.
It really kind of turns you off to paying extra for the priveledge of owning a Mac.
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Re:WARNING: IP ADDRESS KARMA POLICY NOW IN EFFECT
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CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC -
CowboyNeal confirms - Apple is dyingCOWBOYNEAL CONFIRMS - APPLE IS DYING
El Zeiko - Gnaa, Nigeria.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Apple community when Slashdot pie magnet CowboyNeal confirmed that his baseball bat has dropped yet again, now down to the fragile case of his worthless Apple Powerbook. Coming on the heels of a recent GNAA survey which plainly states that CowboyNeal has finally LOST calories due to his savage beating upon his shitty Apple Powerbook, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by CowboyNeals powerbook being smashed into pieces like Rob Malda's anus at a GNAA press conference
You don't need to be a CowboyNeal to predict Apples future. The smashed casing is on the wall: Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple because Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple. As many of us are already aware, Apple continues to be bat raped. Sweaty enraged blubber flows like a river of blood.
Apples Powerbook is the most endangered of them all, having been smashed to a bloody pulp by resident obese slashdot editor CowboyNeal, who was quoted as saying, with sweat and fat streaming down his several chins, "FROM NOW ON THE ONLY MACS I'LL BE BUYING WILL BE BIG MACS". The sudden and unpleasant departure of his unwanted and crippled powerbook only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.
Fact: CowboyNeals powerbook is dead
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC
