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Patrick Volkerding Battles Mystery Illness

sethadam1 writes "Calling all Slashdoctors! Pat Volkerding, maintainer of Slackware Linux, needs your help. This morning, he posted his very detailed account (mirror) of his battle with Actinomyces here on the Slackware FTP server. Patrick has given his blood, sweat, and tears to the open source community for years in Slackware, one of the oldest surviving Linux distributions. If you can, please help!"

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  1. "Last Post" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least he has a sense of humor.

    1. Re:"Last Post" by McFly69 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      "At least he has a sense of humor." I agree, exspeically when he knows when it might be his time.

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  2. I know wikipedia is hip and all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but couldn't you post a useful link to something about the disease?

    1. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 4, Informative

      WebMD didn't have anything that I could find, but a google found this eMedicine
      I am not anything near a Md so this makes no sence to me. But as they say the half of knowledge is knowing where to find knowledge.

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    2. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 5, Informative

      As per the dude's post, googling for sulfur lung granules works fine.

      The first hit is fine.

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    3. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Diagnosis is rarely suspected or made on clinical grounds. Usually, the clinical laboratory or the pathologist provides diagnosis.

      Patients present with nonspecific symptoms and findings, such as fever, weight loss, diarrhea or constipation, and abdominal pain. Extension to the perirectal space is not uncommon and these patients present with defecation complaints.

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      So basically we have a disease that doctors can't even disgnose reliably most of the time, with very nonspecific symptoms ranging over a huge range.

      I hope he gets a good doctor that totally ignores his self-diagnosis. The ones he has dealt with in the past seemed way too likely to just give him what he wanted without making a real diagnosis.

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    4. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by prell · · Score: 1

      If you click on the link to the pathogen (something that causes disease) Mycobacterium, you can learn about what diseases may form as a result of contact or ingestion, including Tuberculosis.

    5. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, it's shaky. That said, if antibiotics made a significant dent, that does strongly suggest that they were the right treatment for at least some portion of what's wrong. That said, there may be other issues at work as well. BTW, levaquinone? Did the author mean Levaquin (tm), a.k.a. levofloxacin? That's similar to Cipro. If Cipro didn't work, I'm not surprised that it didn't, either.

      I strongly suggest taking acidophilus pills or similar while on any antibiotic to ensure it doesn't screw up your digestive system too badly, and keep taking them for a few weeks after treatment is complete.

      WARNING: I am not a doctor. Do not take anything from here down as medical advice....

      To the author:

      I noticed you didn't mention having taken any -mycin family antibiotics. If the diagnosis is correct, something in that family should probably be combined with penecillin, from what I've read.

      You should also have yourself checked to see if you have any diseases that mess with your immune system. A blood test should be able to detect AIDS, leukemia, etc. if present. Unlikely, but it can't hurt to be cautious in cases where the diagnosis is so murky.

      That said, my hunch is that, through knowing too much, you're instinctively combining symptoms of multiple problems into one, resulting in the appearance of a problem far worse than the actual issue. The white plaque-like bits are likely dried mucus, and the yellow ones, probably the same. The popping feeling and chest pain is probably caused by large amounts of post-nasal drip and chest congestion. I get it all the time, though not to anywhere near the degree you describe. It is usually allergic rather than bacterial. And your back pain could easily be explained by posture while using a computer.

      My advice: do yourself a favor and go back to where you grew up for a few weeks. Get some fresh air, get on prescription allergy meds if you feel any facial pressure, do another round of antibiotics if your doctor thinks it makes sense, and if you're having trouble breathing, aerosolized corticosteroids (asthma inhaler) might be needed temporarily until you're over this.

      That said, I am not a doctor, and you should not take this as medical advice.

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    6. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by magefile · · Score: 0

      If you're on longterm treatment, definitely take acidophilus supplements. Another good idea if you're not doing that ('cuz it's relatively short term) or you want to supplement it: yogurt contains acidophilus cultures. Eat a shitload of it.

    7. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by Phigs · · Score: 1

      I am not a doctor. Please don't pay attention to my post, but consider it before you write off this as being anything else.

      Are you sure that these are sulfer lung granules? There are similar yellow, nasty smelling granules that are formed as a result of food getting stuck behind your tonsil. These things are pretty small (as described), and if they are not expelled they continue to grow and can cause a sore throat. Clearing your throat can help expel them (as described), or if you say ahh into a mirror you can usually see them. When you say ahh, try to bring your Adam's Apple all the way forward so that your tonsils come as close together as possible. Look where the little flap of skin covers over the tonsil, you should be able to see two little holes. You can then remove them with a dull toothpick or something like that if they are bothering you.

      I get these pretty regularly. I just want to make sure that you do not get diagnosed based on a red herring.

      Good Luck!
      Phigs

    8. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BTW, levaquinone? Did the author mean Levaquin (tm), a.k.a. levofloxacin?
      Levaquin belongs to a class of antibiotics known as Quinalones. Hence, the Leva-quin-one mistake.
    9. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The interesting thing about the entry on eMedicine is that it lists Actinomycosis as an eye disease not a lung disease. Notice that it is listed under the Ophthalmology section.

    10. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1
      It sounds like he has identified sulfur lung granules, but according to this article they are not only indicative of Actinomycosis. And "sulfur lung granules" are not actually granules of sulfur, they just have sulfur in them.
      In tissues, Actinomyces grow in microscopic or macroscopic clusters of tangled filaments surrounded by neutrophils. When visible, these clusters are pale yellow and exude through sinus tracts; they are called sulfur granules. This is not an exclusive finding of actinomycosis, and its absence does not rule out the diagnosis. Other conditions, such as eumycetoma and nocardiosis, have been linked to the production of sulfur granules.
      Sounds like they might be made of the same stuff as tonsil stones (what you are describing), only smaller, in greater quantity, and originating from the sites of infection rather than the tonsils.

      And no, none of us are doctors. He needs to stop self medicating with antibiotics (which it sounds like he's doing a lot, and badly), and get to a specialist who can properly identify his disease and prescribe a cure. If he's lucky, the popping in his head was his sinus clearing. Either way, he might succeed at killing himself if he continues to mistreat himself so ignorantly.
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    11. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Er, disregard judgmental comment please. He says he's been using the antibiotics properly. I'm sorry.

      Much luck getting to your specialist.

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    12. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He says he's been using the antibiotics properly. I'm sorry."

      That's clearly a nonsense. There's no way to use antibiotics "properly" without a previous correct diagnosis, which obviously is not the case. He is NOT using antibiotics properly. Full stop.

      And, as has been said, INproper use of antibiotics (as in *here now*) can be even disastrous (aka mortal) in extrem cases: antibiotics crushes compentency with both standard flora and the very pathogenic agent, specifically selecting the most dangerous among the bacterial individuals that then, due to the antibiotic itself, are free to grow beyond control.

      No, I am not a physicist, but I am a biologist with knowledge enough about micropathology to back up what I am saying: abusing antibiotics can really be a very nasty bussiness.

    13. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      If you're on longterm treatment, definitely take acidophilus supplements. Another good idea if you're not doing that ('cuz it's relatively short term) or you want to supplement it: yogurt contains acidophilus cultures. Eat a shitload of it.

      Actually, recent studies have shown that taking acidophilus after antibiotics doesn't actually have any more benefical action than to make your stools firmer.

      I still take the stuff after food poisoning / antibiotics though. Because who wants loose stools?

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    14. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by FredFnord · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's clearly a nonsense. There's no way to use antibiotics "properly" without a previous correct diagnosis, which obviously is not the case. He is NOT using antibiotics properly. Full stop.
      Inaccurate. If it is impossible to make a good diagnosis of a clearly bacterial problem, for whatever reason, then throwing random antibiotics at it until it goes away is absolutely a superior treatment than one frequent alternative (dying of it) and is almost always superior to another alternative (major invasive biopsy surgery). That said, fine-needle biopsy and/or non-invasive methods of gathering a sample to culture are almost always superior to the random antibiotic scattershot approach. However, they are also more expensive, and frequently, in countries with no socialized medicine (such as the US), that is frequently the most pressing factor in the equation.
      And, as has been said, INproper use of antibiotics (as in *here now*) can be even disastrous (aka mortal) in extrem cases: antibiotics crushes compentency with both standard flora and the very pathogenic agent, specifically selecting the most dangerous among the bacterial individuals that then, due to the antibiotic itself, are free to grow beyond control.
      Absolutely. And ignoring the problem until it goes away can also be disastrous (aka mortal) in extreme circumstances, and if you don't have the money for a really good diagnostic effort, then you will frequently end up having spent a lot of money on diagnostics that come up with nothing substantive, and then spending a lot more on some spanking new drug to see if it works. This is what happened with me, and the result was that we couldn't figure out what I had, and the doctor kept telling me (as I was coughing up green mucous) that it must be viral, it must be viral, until it had been going on for three months and I had a constant fever of 102 and above.

      After that, he gave me amoxicillin (because it was cheap and I was a student.) Slight improvement, then relapse. Doxicycline. No go. Erythromicin. Slight improvement, then relapse. Sulfa. Allergic. Cithromax. No go. And, finally, Clindamycin, which, after five months of this, had me on my feet in less than 24 hours. Clindmycin is well-known for killing people by colitis upon occasion, but given that I was getting steadily worse at that point, I would say it was definitely worth the risk.

      It was some sort of anaerobe which was apparently very hard to get a culture of, but which was delighted to live in various portions of my anatomy.
      No, I am not a physicist, but I am a biologist with knowledge enough about micropathology to back up what I am saying: abusing antibiotics can really be a very nasty bussiness.
      Erm. I can only assume that English is your second language. I wouldn't presume to correct any of your other mistakes, but I think the word you wanted was 'physician' and not 'physicist'.

      Abusing antibiotics can be somewhat nasty. Not being given them can be just as nasty.

      I used to be prone to sinus infections. Each time I moved and got a new doctor, I would go through the cycle: go in, tell the doctor I had a sinus infection. Doctor would say, 'Oh, it's just a virus.' I would tell him he was wrong, and then be sent home. I'd come back in a week, he'd take a culture, and three or four days later I'd go back in for a followup and get my antibiotic. It usually only took a couple of repetitions of this with each new doctor to convince them that I knew what a sinus infection looked like for me. But for the first couple of times, I would be incapacitated for a week and a half or so, and the infection would have spread to my chest and that would linger for another week afterward.

      And that's just in a non-life-threatening situation. If something is getting really nasty and rapidly worsening, you throw what you can at it in the hopes that something will stick, because if you don't, then your patient ends up dead, and that doesn't help anyone any.

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    15. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      I thought that was the whole point. You mean someone claimed some other benefit at one time?

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    16. Re:I know wikipedia is hip and all by vrt3 · · Score: 1

      This one even has a reference to Slack.

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  3. Get Help Now, Maybe? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This man does not need his story posted on Slashdot, he needs emergency intervention from the specialist RIGHT NOW even if that means he gets screwed on some BS clause in his insurance contract. He's been running around with this infection for so long it's getting critical and he needs to skip out on all the nonsense and get help IMMEDIATELY. When you're talking about spreading infections the last thing you want to do is roll the dice by delaying treatment. Yea, it might slow enough for him to be okay, but it's an infection, so maybe not.

    Christ, if he's going to get screwed by some stupid HMO if he doesn't play their little game or something, I'll toss a couple bucks into a donation fund for the medical bills if someone sets one up.

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    1. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 0

      I second that! If you want advice on a stubbed toe, you post to a website. If you have an infection, you go to a real doctor ASAP! And sort out the costs whenever.

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    2. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1
      Yeah.
      "I have an appointment on Friday."
      Jesus. Hope he makes it.
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    3. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you. It's not worth fighting against an HMO if your life is at stake. I'd be willing to contribute money to a donation fund too - if it was run by someone reputable (I wouldn't trust some random person to get the money to where it needs to go). Maybe /. could take up a collection?

    4. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Nurseman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      he needs emergency intervention from the specialist RIGHT NOW

      Ditto, get thee to an ID (Infectious Disease Fellow) Right now. I know many in the NY area, but if your dad "is in the medical community" find someone. This type of infection needs to be treated agressively.

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    5. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by notthepainter · · Score: 5, Insightful
      From the article, it isn't clear if the infection is in his lungs or not. If it is, he is also likely not getting enough oxygen to the brain. I should know. I had a pulmonary embolism a few years back. I almost died. The day I was admitted to the hospital I emailed my wife telling her to come home and take me there, I didn't dial 911. Why? My brain was starting to shutdown. I realized this years later when reading "Into Thin Air." I was essentially above 28,000 on Everest without oxygen. I don't know Patrick, but I hope someone who does can convince him, on the phone, that he should not necessarily be making decisions right now, he may not be in the space to. It does sound like he needs to be admitted.

      I was lucky, I lived.

    6. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wonder if he doesn't have medical insurance to cover it. He just needs massive doses of *cillin and some probiotics to rebuild his bacterial flora when he's done.

      I'm sysadmin at a medical clinic, but I don't need to ask the docs about this one, it's obvious now.

    7. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > he is also likely not getting enough oxygen to the brain

      Clearly. He's asking /. for medical advice. Seriously, here even the HC professionals are fucking retarded.

    8. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Delita · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Something similar happened to me when I had an asthma attack in the middle of a case of pneumonia. I ended up sending my brother some IMs via AIM telling him to get help for me. Even if I were coherent enough to talk on the phone, my lungs were at less than 10% of normal capacity, and I couldn't make any sounds anyway. It's a strange feeling to know that something from AOL actually saved my life.

    9. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by MikTheUser · · Score: 1

      I don't know Patrick, but I hope someone who does can convince him, on the phone, that he should not necessarily be making decisions right now, he may not be in the space to. It does sound like he needs to be admitted.

      Since he says he's at his parent's house, that shouldn't be neccessary. However, if you know a specialist using Slackware, _that_ might help...

    10. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And the worst of it is, it sounds to me exactly like when my step-grandfather had siliconitis- and ignored it for 50 years. Did so much damage to his lungs that he was on oxygen for the rest of his life. If I was this guy, I'd keep taking the amoxycillian until all the little beasties were dead, but I'd also INSIST upon living in an oxy-enriched atmosphere, perhaps even a bubble, for a while until the lungs healed.

      And damnit- eat something- 145 lbs and 6'2" is NOT a healthy weight when dealing with major lung damage.

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    11. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 3, Informative

      One of my old bosses had something like what he has. He ended up having this thing hooked to his waist belt that pumped him full of a antibiotics for months on end.

      My boss did get better, it just took him a long time. Patrick should be ready for a very long recovery time with some nasty side effects along the way.

      Though I'd take shitty side effects to worm food anyday...

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    12. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by nkh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm scared of the last part of the message:
      While almost everything looks normal there, the following white cell counts are (barely) out of the normal range:

      A friend who is studying medecine said to me once: Don't you EVER try to do or reaching any conclusion on your own if you have not studied for at least 5 years. I'd like to add: DON'T ASK /.! IT'S NOT FUNNY, ASK A F***ING SPECIALIST!

    13. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd be willing to contribute money to a donation fund too - if it was run by someone reputable (I wouldn't trust some random person to get the money to where it needs to go).

      Maybe /. could take up a collection?


      Your logic baffles me.

    14. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by AnonymousCohort · · Score: 5, Informative

      From a doctor:

      Thats absolutely correct. He may be a brilliant computer programer but he should not try to be his own physician. By his own admission he has already significantly delayed his care trying to treat himself.

      The signs and symptoms he describes are consistant with pulmonary actinomycosis but there are also a number of other infections and other conditions that could cause this.

      While his own description of 'yellow nodules' is interesting and possibly significant no one has examined any of these nodules and no one has definitively diagnosed him yet.

      There is a good reason his doctor is required to consult an ID specialist before hospitalizing him.

      He should follow this advice, contact the best physicians he knows, and let them decide what he has and how it should be treated.

      If he does turn out to have actinomycosis his prognosis is very good for a complete cure and good recovery. I wish him the best.

    15. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Skyshadow · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Something needs to happen -- apparently he's decided that he can somehow treat himself if only he can get his hands on enough antibiotics.

      We have doctors for a reason, and this is it! Go to the HOSPITAL or you're going to DIE. Insurance or not, it's not worth it to save yourself the cost of a freakin' ER admission!

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    16. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by sunwukong · · Score: 4, Informative

      Looking at PubMed for "Actinomycosis" brings up a couple hundred papers on this beastie.

      A good portion of these are "post-", i.e., this looks like its easily misdiagnosed/missed.

      The common treatment seems to be: 6-12 months of high levels of penicillin/amoxicillin/ceftriaxone plus surgery to get rid of pseudo-tumour growths.

    17. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Let me be more rude about it: This is one of the stupidest f-ing things I've ever read. WTF IS HE DOING???

      I feel for the guy, but I feel like I'm reading about a Darwin Award in action. Jesus Christ.

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    18. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing to do with article, so I post AC - yeah, not being able to breath sucks, I have asthma and after a motorcycle accident I had a collapsing lung. Oxygen has never tasted so good...

    19. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by DjCheeto · · Score: 1

      and how many Actinomycosis specialists do you know? Everyone here keeps telling him to go to a doctor and giving patrick shit for "self medicating", but uhhh... according to his letter, he was prescribed Cipro, and was told continually to keep taking it by physicians. And he's beeng going to doctors and hospitals to find someone to help him, and nobody seems to know what's up. how you got modded "Insightful" is a mystery to me.

      You can reach a large range of people through slashdot, perhaps one of these people knows or is an Actinomycosis specialist. Dont knock Pat for trying to be resourceful.

    20. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by dcarey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am curious about his "sulfur granuals" ... reason being that I have had something similar for about 10 years (but I've never had his other symptoms). What I thought they were called were "tonsil stones." That's a random link, but you can just google it and find much more. My tonsil stones look similar to what he has described - white yellowish, less than 1mm, sperical, foul smelling. But I don't have any other symptoms.

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    21. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by bleifuss · · Score: 1

      "...perhaps one of these people knows or is an Actinomycosis specialist." or, more likely, knows one. Posting as much information as possible will increase his likelihood of a quick response. It sounds like he's done what he can to get professional help and was very wise to do his own research after the doctors couldn't get him any answers. His research led to finding the problem.

      I've been in this situation before and when the problem isn't obvious, doctors like to try things like anti-depressants and random drugs (e.g. cipro without first determining what the infection is; whether it's bacterial or viral and which bacteria or virus). Sometimes you can't blame them. The human body is very complex and not at all completely understood. If you're a developer that has found an obscure bug in a complex system, some medical problems are much harder to diagnose. Other times they're just lazy.

    22. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, thanks for the link.

      I've been having that problem for years, with regular sore throats and even fevers, and my dr. totally brushed it off. Yay for the internet. :)

    23. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good hell. You should try reading the article before you post. Patrick did go to the doctor. In fact, he went to lots of doctors, and they all did precisely the same (wrong) thing. Patrick's research (and Google) was what finally provided the clues that lead to proper diagnosis.

      You should definitely consult a doctor, but anyone with a serious medical issue that doesn't take the time to do some personal research is a fool. Doctors have a lot to do, and they don't get paid for research. The average individual with an Internet connection has access to more medical information than even the most well-connected doctors did 10 years ago. In this case there was almost no chance that the average local doctor would have any experience with this sort of infection. Heck, most of the information available on the Net is about postmortem cases where the patient died because the doctor misdiagnosed the illness.

    24. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Jurisenpai · · Score: 2

      Thanks for posting the link! I always wondered what the heck those things I kept coughing up were.

      Mine are a bit smaller than a lentil in size, and irregular in shape. It's good to know that gargling with salt water would help.

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    25. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by dcarey · · Score: 1
      Here's an even better one I just found : http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/Forum126/HTML/0022 51-7.html

      7 pages full of people saying "wow I've had that for years and never knew what that was." I'm curious as to whether this is related to Patrick's problem ...

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    26. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1
      Now, I'm hoping that this will get seen by a lot of people and that if it hits Slashdot that some kind medical geek will help save my life.


      Before you start shouting about what this man needs... Atleast read the fscking mail.
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    27. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by macrom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was thinking the same thing. My tonsils were removed in February of 2002, and one of the driving reasons was excessive tonsil stones. I had to use a Water Pik on a regular basis to keep the crypts cleared out. Eventually they just permanently swelled virtually shut, so my ENT agreeded to remove them.

      I am definitely not a doctor, but the symptoms he describes sounds familiar. The tonsilloliths are easily rectified, and I don't know of any other medical condition that would mimick this. The chest pains sound like pleruisy to me. I had this once in college -- freaked the living daylights out of me. My roommates took me to the ER where I was on oxygen and an EKG machine for a while. The doctor said that the symptoms are similar to a heart attack from the perspective of an untrained patient. Since the infection of the pleura is viral, there's really nothing that they can do other than prescribe pain killers and a heating pad.

      The big thing that he needs to stop doing is suggesting to doctors what he has. Walking into the ER and telling them that you think you are suffering from an infection acquired from "lung plaque", while potentially correct, will just brand you a loon. Anytime I go to the doctor I do research into my symptoms, but I always tell the truth and let the expert decide. While you may have symptoms for months or years, you are still far from knowledgeable about medical conditions. There is a reason that doctors are in their 30s before they're allowed to practice medicine on the unsuspecting population.

    28. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by johansalk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From another doctor:

      I was horrified to read that in the past he self-medicated with a 60 day course of antibiotics that he acquired through a guy his parents knew. Just the recipe for growing a superbug!

      I was further horrified to read that now he only wants people to call him if they can get him high-dose antibiotics. He simply needs to see a specialist for specific, directed therapy it may well involve antibiotics, but it will be a precise type of antibiotic, arrived at by expert knowledge and a culture of the organism they would get from his sputum.

      I doubt that he would've gotten an infection from the use of an electric toothbrush. I personally think the clue, if it's a chronic respiratory infection indeed, would his "annual camping trip".

      To American slashdotters : this is what you get when you have 45 million uninsured Americans, and yet your nation votes against a candidate that promised universal health coverage in favor of another who chose to limit stem-cell research on religious grounds.

    29. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Abm0raz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Agreed.

      5 years ago, I had the same infection, but of the mouth variety. It was misdiagnosed 3 seperate times; first as strep throat, then as mono, then as a "mono-like virus that will need to run it's course."

      By the third visit (8 days after the first) I was running a 103 degree fever, hadn't eaten in 3 days. The swelling in my troat and mouth was so bad I couldn't even swallow water (it came out my nose) and breathing was beginning to be affected. My roommate (and fraternity brother and hockey defense partner) made a HUGE deal at the hospital when they told me to go home and get plenty of rest. I was too delerious to do anything myself. Eventually, they called a specialist that agreed to see me in his office immediately (even though it was 7:30pm on a Friday).
      Soon as we got there, he had me diagnosed from thhe sound of my voice: Peritonsilus Abcess. He prepped me immediately for emergency surgery. Most painful thing I ever went through. I'll not bore with the details, but he drained a LOT of puss, granuals, and blood from my mouth.
      45min later, I could talk and swallow (still somewhaat painfully). He gave me a perscription for Biaxin and Clindamyacin because he said the bacteria that cause this are one of 2 major types and each is unaffected by the other's medicine. Within 36hr I was almost back to normal. Withing 5 days everything had healed.

      I can't imagine it in my lungs, though.

      -Ab

      --
      Nothing fails quite like prayer.
    30. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, mod the parent up.

      I'd do it but they no longer give me mod points ever since I posted something critical about /.

    31. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, yes... but within reason.

      Remember, 90% of everything is crap. That is especially true of the Internet, where anyone can post information as if it is true. Think of how many times you have gone to a website about something in your area of knowledge, and found it to be misleading or downright false.

      Doctors, even long before the internet, have to deal with lots of people who like to self-diagnose, self-medicate, and generally make it hard to do real medicine. Penicillin is almost useless now because people used it improperly (e.g. for the flu, for too short a duration). There are also a lot of hypochondriacs who think they have fatal diseases for every sneeze (especially mothers with their kids). Doctors have a lot of training and experience to know what is likely and how best to deal with it, and having patients tell them what to do doesn't help. Again, think of all the times someone asked you about their computer and didn't listen to your reasonable response. Usually they just want you to agree with their uneducated diagnosis.

      That said, there are a lot of uncommon illnesses out there, things that a doctor may see once in their lifetime, if that. If they studied well, they might recognize it. If they really take an interest, they might be able to look it up. If it resembles something common, though, it is likely to be missed. You are the only one really committed to keeping yourself healthy, so you are probably the only one who is really going to research a possible rare illness.

      Where does that leave you? I don't know. It is safer to waste your time and annoy your doctor than to ignore what might be a serious condition. But, your rate of return will be low and you just make your doctor more disgruntled (I can't hardly get mine to speak to me) and drive up the cost of healthcare.

      My solution is to have several doctors in the family, so that I can talk to them off the clock and actually get them to pay attention to me, but I'm lucky that way.

    32. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by ajs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is important to note for all of the "don't go to Slashdot for medical advice" shouters, that Patrick HAS gone down the medical community route. He's asking for additional input and anyone who can help his doctor grease the treatment skids. This is a *good thing*, and it's just too bad that everyone doesn't have access to the Slashdot pulpit for such dire needs (e.g. when a friend of mine almost lost a leg over a mystery infection).

    33. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by b-baggins · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, this is what you get when some idiot thinks he can treat himself by searching google.

      45 million uninsured Americans is propaganda to get you to think with your emotions instead of your brain, and you fell for it. Medicare and medicaid take care of the children and pregnant women who don't have other insurance, and people can buy catastrophic policies to cover hospitalization and surgery.

      Embryonic stem cell research is not being funded on the federal level. It's not banned at all. California will be doing research on the state level. Adult stem cell research is alive and vibrant, and produces many medicines being used today. You just fell for another propaganda attack, and also showed us that even though you may be a doctor, you sure don't know much about the state of medical stem cell research.

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    34. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by supabeast! · · Score: 1

      "Christ, if he's going to get screwed by some stupid HMO if he doesn't play their little game or something, I'll toss a couple bucks into a donation fund for the medical bills if someone sets one up."

      I second the motion... anyone know if he's accepting paypal donations or anything like that?

    35. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Doctor+Beavis · · Score: 1

      Let's not pat google on the back quite yet. It is *far* from clear that actinomyces is the 'proper' diagnosis. I agree that seeing an ID specialist may be of benefit, but nothing in his post suggests that he is going to die between now and Friday.

    36. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by johansalk · · Score: 2

      45 million uninsured Americans is propaganda

      ~45 million uninsured Americans is *not* propaganda, it's a demographic fact that you shouldn't try to deny, and the reason most of those people are not insured is because they can't afford it.

      As for funding for stem-cell research, i said that he "limited" it, not "banned" it, and if you knew much about medical research you'd realize that it desperately needs any source of funding it can get, and the fact that he limited it on religious, and ultimately political, grounds is a big shame that you shouldn't defend.

    37. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by srwalter · · Score: 1

      Exactly how would universal healthcare help? Seems to me he /is/ insured, or at least has easy access to insurance. If he's not gonna seek help when he knows he needs it, all the free government money in the world (that I pay for) isn't going to save his life.

      --
      Freedom is the freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4
    38. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by monkeydo · · Score: 1
      Christ, if he's going to get screwed by some stupid HMO if he doesn't play their little game or something, I'll toss a couple bucks into a donation fund for the medical bills if someone sets one up.

      Where did you get the idea that this has anything to do with insurance? It sounds like his small town doctor doesn't have admit privileges at a hospital, so he has to see a doctor who will. He's not asking for money, he's asking for drugs.
      --
      Si vis pacem, para bellum
      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
    39. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by mr.+marbles · · Score: 3, Informative

      UMM... I don't know how you got marked up, though you're point is valid, you made the complete wrong assumption of what the guy did.

      I've been getting some mail over this, and most of it is positive stuff that has me feeling better right now. Thanks. :-)

      One thing I'd like to clear up is that I am not now, nor have I ever been self-medicating with Cipro or any other antibiotics. I've always taken them under the advice of and with a prescription from a qualified medical doctor.

      Again, I'm feeling better and hope it continues. Thanks for the well wishes!

      Pat

    40. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      And if John Kerry were president right now, this man would be cured! Stand up and be cured! What a joke.

    41. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My impression is that Patrick is trying to get the help, but he does not know what specialist to go to. Like the previous post explains, there might be lack of oxygen.

      My wife suffered from a stroke and she was lucky to still be alive. We found about neurologists that also perform chiropractic procedures. I met some of them that had different problems like a person that could not open his eyes in the morning (but did hear his surroundings) to babies getting into tenths of seizures per day.

      My wife was attended by one of those doctors and she does not need a wheelchair or a hemi walker. She uses a cane sometimes and she continues her recovery.

      I hope Patrick and others with similar problems attend to see a neurologist-chiropractic. Those doctors make the spine straight and help the patient brain to receive more oxygen.

      The problem with the shoulder sounds like it can be fixed by a chiropractor.

      Good luck.

    42. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by dazz_j · · Score: 1

      I'm really surprised by this response from so many here. He is already asking specialists. He has already gotten second and third opinions. He's just looking for more information, and he seems like a smart enough guy use it wisely. So far the biggest step in his progress was made by using Google. Now he's trying to make use of the collective knowledge of thousands of people. It looks very appropriate to me. One of the doctors even thanked him for the help.

    43. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by sjames · · Score: 1

      can buy catastrophic policies to cover hospitalization and surgery.

      Of course, catestrophic coverage is more affordable than a more comprehensive plan, but can easily leave you in the position of waiting until your condition gets bad enough to require hospitalization. That's not exactly a sane health plan, now is it?

      Bet you've never had to 'hope' your condition hurries up and gets bad enough to be admitted to the hospital so the pain can be relieved have you?

      I'll also bet you've never had to wonder how long you'll have between being bad eniough to be admitted to the hospital and too far gone to treat effectively.

      Ever watched a doctor put stitches in just in case you can't afford it next time? Probably not.

    44. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by sjames · · Score: 1

      DON'T ASK /.! IT'S NOT FUNNY, ASK A F***ING SPECIALIST!

      Please read the end carefully. That's where you would find out that he has an appointment with just such a specialist on Friday. You would also find out there that he is currently under a doctor's care.

      Throughout the article you'll see that he's seen several doctors now, and most have been stumped by his somewhat unusual condition. He found a likely cause on Google which his DOCTOR seems to be in agreement with.

      So what is he doing wrong here?

    45. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia, which has universal health coverage, most of the doctors you encounter in a health clinic or emergency room are in their low to mid-20's. An MD is a four year degree, much like an English B.A.
      [ having been personally misdiagnosed by an M.D. in Australia, and successfully self-diagnosed and cured with the help of Google, I'm a bit skeptical of many of the other posters in this thread. Sounds like Patrick has had a similar, though more severe, experience with the medical community. ]

    46. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by WaveDave · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree that Patrick needs to get to a major medical center immediately. My father died 2 weeks ago from a nocardia (another species in the actinobacteria group) lung infection that was left undiagnosed for too long, really got raging in his system to the point of being blood-borne, eating little holes in his lungs, and severely depressing his immune system to the point where a secondary fungal infection put him over the edge. Patrick needs to see a good infectious disease doc, a pulmonologist, and a neurologist immediately.

      Another lesson learned for me - that I also communicated to Patrick, and everyone ought to spend a moment thinking about - is this: When you've got something serious going on you can't worry about the doctor's schedule - you can't worry that you're going to bother them, or inconvenience them, etc.. (i.e. you can't wait until Friday for your appointment!!) You've got to be assertive, get your questions answered, and make sure you're getting the diagnostics and treatment that you need. You'll probably never get a 100% clear indication of when it's time to go for broke and check yourself into Mayo/Stanford/UCSF/etc, but there's no prize for politeness if you don't survive your illness.

      Also, for anyone who finds themselves facing a situation like this, hopefully you've got a family member or close friend around who can take on this philosophy of assertiveness, in case you get to a point where you are impaired.

      that's all from me, get well soon Patrick!

    47. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went through that last fall. Hard to sleep off a sore throat if you can't even eat or drink, eh? The doctors couldn't even pry my mouth open wide enough to get a glimpse and it still took several visits.

      Eventually one was smart enough to say something to the effect "I can't even open your mouth far enough to see any teeth, so maybe you should pop into emerge."

    48. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To American slashdotters : this is what you get I am quite comfortable with what I get. So fuck off and mind your own nationl politics.

    49. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I've been in this situation before and when the problem isn't obvious, doctors like to try things like anti-depressants

      I hear ja. I was even send to a psychiatrist, at some point (for being "inteligent" - thier words).
      Thing _he_ did was have me tested physically... Asking me how i ever got to be send to his department.

      After which the people "testing" me where telling me to just trust their opinion rather then X-ray away (while using software programmed by me non the less. -:))

      > and random drugs

      Which ofcource is a vary dangerous thing for them to do. As it might worsen the infection...

      I'm not any kind of docter, and neither am i recommending playing your own. But i worked as an administator before ((and after) at the very hospital i was send to, hence i could have been infected with *anything*). The "best" diagnose seems to have been from a colleague at the IT department, or at least the drugs against it seem to have worked. (I feel i owe him my live).

      > (e.g. cipro without first determining what the infection is; whether it's bacterial or viral and which bacteria or virus).

      Who is to say it's not parasitic (ie: amoeba or nematode)?

      I think the first thing he needs is an expert (or team) to diagnose. And most probably they'll need to test him more to be able and accurately do that.

    50. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by macrom · · Score: 1

      In America, medical school is a very rigorous process. You must first get a Bachelor's degree from an accredited institution. Traditionally this would be something like a B.S. in Biology or Chemistry, but lately medical schools are accepting students with more varied educational backgrounds. After acceptance to medical school, you're looking at 4 years of hard work. This is a combination of classroom and "on-the-job" training. After graduating, you are offically an M.D., but you can only practice medicine after completing a residency. I believe that Family Practice is the shortest residency at 3 years. If you want to be something more specialized (Surgery, Obstetrics, Urology, etc), you're in for potentially several years of residency before you're allowed to actually practice on your own without the guidance of an attending physician.

      All of that being said, it still doesn't prevent misdiagnosis. Medicine is still a practice that involves educated guesses, especially in Patrick's case when symptoms don't really add up to anything that's commonly known.

    51. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      It was just idle speculation as to why he hasn't sought out a specialist already. I don't think he should fiddle with trying to get into a hospital, I think he needs to get to a specialist ASAP. Infections, especially ones that haven't been properly treated for this amount of time, can turn deadly over the course of an afternoon. He may feel better now, but he's too far along to risk this anymore.

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      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    52. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by lee7guy · · Score: 1

      With no conceivable way to find another $1.1 trillion/year in the federal budget, and the example of Tennessee who nearly bankrupted the state government with a public health care handout that wasn't anywhere near universal.

      Then how can most european contries afford it, if US can not? Sure, we have higher taxes, but not *that* much higher.

      --
      Ceterum censeo Microsoftem esse delendam
    53. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by bigberk · · Score: 1
      We have doctors for a reason, and this is it! Go to the HOSPITAL or you're going to DIE
      I am not a doctor. You're probably right about this, he should at least be under care. Nevertheless it's worth pointing out that there is also substantial risk involved with any duration of hospital stay. Hospitals are a great place to pick up new infections. For elderly people with chronic problems for instance, the chances of picking up a new infection while in hospital or other complications resulting from hospital staff mistakes is substantial. Hospital staff make lots of mistakes on a routine basis - incorrect meds, incorrect doses, lack of precautions, forgetting to pass around documents. In my city, a significant % of deaths in hospitals were attributed to hospital staff error rather than hopeless patient states.

      Anyway, what I'm trying to make a point of here is that hospitals are a last resort. Now, I think Patrick might need this. But one should be aware of the risk. Do you know that a bacterial outbreak currently plauging Quebec hospitals has killed more people than SARS in Canada? Hospitals are a dangerous place. But that's more an issue for the elderly or compromised immune systems.
    54. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by lee7guy · · Score: 1

      I think what Pat wants, if you actually READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE, is ideas on what this could be.

      As far as I can tell he has a pretty good idea what is wrong with him.

      What he really wants is, afaict:

      1. Directions to a good specialist doctor.

      2. Lot's of antibiotics for self medication(!?).

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      Ceterum censeo Microsoftem esse delendam
    55. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that is interesting, if you had dialed 911, left the phone off the hook, and not said a word, you would have gotten help.
      At the very least, they would have heard your wheezing and sent an ambulance and maybe a cop (in case you were crank calling 911).

    56. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Balance it, folks. Sure, don't be your own doctor, but don't ignore your own body or intuition, either. Remember, Patrick is the one who figured out WTF is wrong with himself. Now he can use the doctors, specialists and institutions to treat the emergent nature and symptoms of the disease.

      Beyond that, take better care of yourself. Be proactive about your health and well-being. By the time symptoms show, something is usually already fucked up. Don't ignore the symptoms and don't assume the cause is gone because the symptoms are gone.

      Enough preaching, I gotta get on with practicing.

      All that said, Patrick -- get better. You've been amazing to Linux and the community, and we don't wanna lose that.

    57. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To American slashdotters : this is what you get when you have 45 million uninsured Americans, and yet your nation votes against a candidate that promised universal health coverage in favor of another who chose to limit stem-cell research on religious grounds.

      I'm in favor of universal health care.

      But what on earth do stem cells -- embryonic or otherwise -- have to do with this?

    58. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how can most european contries afford it, if US can not? Sure, we have higher taxes, but not *that* much higher

      You can afford it because your country is probably not always engaging itself in some expensive overseas military adventure the was the USA always seems to be doing. Oh and your country probably does not blow billions of dollars every year on the Drug War the way in which the USA does.

    59. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Exactly how would universal healthcare help?"

      By avoiding having 40 million northamericans being the repository of quite a gross collection of "strange" illnesses you wouldn't expect in any civilized country.

      I am serious about this. I am Spanish (which is not one of the "top three" by any account) and I was just astonished learning about a lot of illnesses (parasitic specially) you wouldn't find except third world... and USA.

    60. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      This is also what you get when you have a medical establishment that is:

      --Socialized by training and expectations to "know it all" even when they don't-- and to consider their judgment as unquestionable by patients. Patients eventually findout M.D.s really don't "know it all" and subsequently will often discount any recommendations they don't like from M.D.'s as BS. M.D. credibility is significantly undermined by its socialized-in arrogance.

      --In a serious conflict of interest with Pharmeceutical companies.

      What you also get is:

      --Increased interest in "alternative" medicines.

      Patrick's reaction should be no surprise, despite the fact that seeking professional help would no doubt be in his best interest. But he's not the only one needing a wake-up call, by any means.

    61. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You should definitely consult a doctor, but anyone with a serious medical issue that doesn't take the time to do some personal research is a fool. Doctors have a lot to do, and they don't get paid for research"

      Crock of shit. Doctors are paid to diagnose your problem. Research is inherent. Problem is, we let "Doctors" get away with not solving our problems at $100 a crack every day. Everytime I take my kids, myself, or my wife to the doctor, we wait an hour to see her for 60 seconds. She ends by either saying (90% of the time) it's a "viral thing. Get some rest and toss back some Nyquil." Which, I typically do for two weeks before I go see her. (kids go as soon as temp breaks 103F) Or, "It's a bacterial thing." At which point she often prescribes antibiotics we are allergic to. $65 for 60 seconds (plus 90 seconds of nurse time)...have a nice day! If she, they, all of them can't pay attention to allergies, what makes any of us think they are listening and paying attention to our symptoms. I haven't had a sickness diagnosed since I had strep throat 20 years ago.

      We have tried numerous doctors in our area. They are all the same. They think they are running fast food joints where the goal is to get as many people through the checkout as quickly as possible...even if that means giving out bun-pickle-cheese-bun-burger-ketchup sandwiches.

      All in all, I agree with the original posters statement that we are fools for not doing research...fools because chances are, your doctor is a hamburger flipper in disguise. I fully disagree with the statement that the doctor is not paid to do research. Unless the hamburger flipper has every conceivable disease and its symptoms memorized, she must do research to diagnose your problem! And doctors ARE PAID to DIAGNOSE your illness.

      Note to Medical Personnel: I know that many of you are competent and that medical malpractice suits and insurance are a large contributor to the fast food mentality. Our family doctor is an obstetrician and is probably paying close to $200,000/year in malpractice insurance to cover that area of practice alone. But, come on...you guys not doing your jobs only invites more malpractice suits. Vicious circle. I don't support limiting dollar amounts on malpractice suits...I have seen several doctors, personally, do some pretty stupid shit. On the flip side, I have seen people sue over pretty stupid shit. If there is a 98% chance you won't make it through an operation (you got that verified by two unrelated other doctors, right?) and you die...why is your family suing? Perhaps a jury should decide on a level of culpability and a panel of Judges should determine the payout, if any.

    62. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by back_pages · · Score: 0, Troll
      To American slashdotters : this is what you get when you have 45 million uninsured Americans, and yet your nation votes against a candidate that promised universal health coverage in favor of another who chose to limit stem-cell research on religious grounds.

      Traitor! We voted for MORAL VALUES which means we remind all gay people that they're nothing but fags, as Jesus taught us!

      Eh... sorry to make light of your very serious point. I don't have anything meaningful to add. Sorry.

    63. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Go to the HOSPITAL or you're going to DIE.

      My prediction: regardless of whether he goes to a doctor, he will die.

    64. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...he is also likely not getting enough oxygen to the brain. I should know.

      You're a former Slackware user, too?

      *stop, stop, it's a joke, people!*

    65. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should all be so lucky as to have a hockey defenseman by our side when the doctors try to turn us away.

    66. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by 70Bang · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One of the biggest problems facing doctors (re: diagnosing problems) today are their patients. Patients tell the doctor what they think is relevant, leaving out what could be vital information presuming it's not related because it seems insignificant [to them]. My policy is to tell them everything and let them sort out what is|not important. Then again, I've got a physician & his partner who are pretty holistic in their outlook and aren't willing to shove a pill bottle in your hand and point you towards the door.

      Big tip - which would have helped in this case...once you've received some form of treatment, Rx, or anything there are two very important questions to ask: 1) how soon should I start noticing an improvement? 2) how many days should I wait before I don't feel better or feel worse?

      Some doctors will volunteer this information to you. But if they don't...

      When I went to an ER with an ACL blowout, I had a first-year Resident check it out and respond, "well, all of your external ligaments are tight. Here's some Tylenol-3. If you don't feel better in two weeks, see your doctor." My response to him was, "'Dr.' and I use that term lightly, I knew that before I came in, and I didn't go to medical school. Would you care to go get your Attending or should I start yelling until *everyone* within earshot wants to know what you're doing to your patient(s)?" He brought the Attending back and I told him what had happened - and what his prize student had done. The exchanged looks between Attending & toad told me there'd be some discussions later. After I told the Attending all of my suspicions & why, he asked me what my background was - where I learned what I knew and used the terminology. (I worked as an EMT from 16-21; 18 is the legal minimum but I got special permission because there weren't enough where I lived. I actually got to deliver three babies before I graduated from high school!)

      The bottom line is you are responsible for your own health. Otherwise, physicals would be manditory as part of insurance and you'd be required to meet with a trainer at a health club, be checked for nicotine in your system, etc...along with a bunch of other things...As such, you can't give up when things look crazy - he did right to keep pursuing solutions.

      I was in a severe car accident almost ten years ago. I have a "permanent headache" - constant pain - my companion with me when I wake up until I go to sleep. Occasionally it wants attention and wakes me up at night. So far, nothing has shown why this occurs but I still try new things on a regular basis. Eventually, something will come along and fix it.

      We all choose what defeats us.

    67. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by anoopsinha · · Score: 3, Insightful
      There is a bit of irony here... if Patrick had presented with these complaints in India (less of diagnostic facilities are available here, compared to Europe or USA), he might have been diagnosed earlier... this condition is rather more common here... and doctors maintain a higher degree of suspicion.

      By the way, I am a doctor and an infectious disease specialist.

    68. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      You're still assuming that he knows what he has and that he would even know what type of specialist he needs to see. Assuming is what got him to where he is.

      If he'd had a PCP that he had been seeing through the whole process, he would probably be in a much better position than he is now. Making disjointed trips to random specialists and internists isn't particularly productive without someone managing the process. That's what PCP's do. That's why many specialists won't see patients wihtout a referal, and why HMO's don't allow it.

      At the point he's at now he probably needs to be admitted to a big hospital in a major city. Preferably one associated with a medical school. There he'll have someone to manage his care and access to whatever specialists he needs.

      --
      Si vis pacem, para bellum
      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
    69. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by cryogenix · · Score: 1

      And how did the other candidate intend to pay for this? I've seen universal health care coverage in other countries, and what it generally means is lower quality over all for everyone. Ever notice that when people what high quality procedures done, they come here?

    70. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, doctors pretty much do nothing these days other than try to get you on some cholesterol medicine or another. I know someone who was on her deathbed from mold toxicity and told two separate internists that she felt she was being poisoned. Their responses? One said she was depressed and gave her an anti-depressant and the other said she just had chronic fatigue. Chronic Fatigue!? What sort of BS science is used in the medical field anyways. A SYMPTOM cannot be a DISEASE. What kind of retards are these guys? I thought medical doctors were supposed to be reasonably smart but now I know they are no scientific as a whole as they allow stupid things like calling a symptom a disease. They are not at all concerned with health but only billing.

    71. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just one thing...

      You say that:

      'Penicillin is almost useless now because people used it improperly (e.g. for the flu, for too short a duration).'

      The full reasons are a bit more complicated. Antibiotic resistance is caused by a lot of things - for example, doctors prescribing antibiotics inappropriately (often for virus infections), not to mention the farming practice of feeding antibiotics to all your animals to stop the poors sods being killed by the inhumane conditions you're rearing 'em in.

      http://www.postgradmed.com/issues/2002/08_02/pn_an tibiotic.htm

      lists these two causes, as well as failure to finish antibiotic prescriptions, as well as antibiotics being available without prescription in some places, which really doesn't help at all, does it?

      http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/antimicro.htm backs up this viewpoint (but so what? This is the Web...

      http://www.mamma.com/Mamma?qtype=0&query=reasons+f or+antibiotic+resistance can give you opinions until the cows come home)

      A huge problem these days in hospitals these days is drug resistant bacteria. I've read of results which show that this is caused by the use of antibiotics in hospitals, prescribed by doctors to the patients `by the book' and used exactly as prescribed. How it works? Lots of ways. One mechanism for improving drug resistance is that if one drug doesn't work, prescribing it has the effect of using the patient as a fermenting vessel for evolving bacteria which are more resistant to that particular drug. Maybe the second drug would have worked, but the patient was too weak to live that long - so by this time, you've got a partial course of antibiotics having been given. Are you sure none of those bacteria got loose from the corpse? And so on in as many variations as you have patients following the doctor's orders.

      I wish I knew why so many people seem so ready to defend doctors and attack patients when it comes to medical judgements.

      Ever met a medical student? I have - lots. Very few of them seem to be very bright - hard working for sure and bright enough to learn a lot of technical facts and practical skills for plying their chosen trade, but that's not really an education and it doesn't take much intelligence. So why are we expected to look up to this lot as utterly reliable founts of wisdom when they get to be doctors?

      One might argue that they have access to higher quality information that `the rest of us'. Anyone who's followed the official medical advice of the UK medical establishment knows very well that they keep getting it horribly wrong - no, sorry, certainly can't trust the doctors. Can't trust the patients either - so we'd all better not trust each other to give advice.

      But I don't see why we shouldn't trust each other to identify reliable information sources. Strikes me that it'd be better to share information about known-good medical information rather than just say `The internet's shit so We Must Trust The Authorities Because They Are The Authorities And Therefore Know Best'.

      Me? I always trust the authorities. Of course the PM knows best. Always has done.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neville_Chamberlain#F oreign_policy

    72. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Doctors, even long before the internet, have to deal with lots of people who like to self-diagnose, self-medicate, and generally make it hard to do real medicine. Penicillin is almost useless now because people used it improperly (e.g. for the flu, for too short a duration).'

      Penicillin is not an OTC pharmaceutical; it's supposed to be available by prescription only. If penicillin was misused, it usually wasn't the fault of the "people" but largely because a) doctor's over prescribed and b) the medical community didn't take mutation and resistance seriously until those bugs were causing them, not their patients, problems and only then did they start telling patients about taking the entire dosage.

      Blaming patients for stopping treatment early when you don't warn them is a hallmark failing of allopathic medicine. When it takes MPH holders to alert the medical community to the full extent of the impact their own actions and habits are causing, that's a pretty darn ignorant failing to boot.

    73. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by kidlinux · · Score: 1

      "You can afford it because your country is probably not always engaging itself in some expensive overseas military adventure the was the USA always seems to be doing. Oh and your country probably does not blow billions of dollars every year on the Drug War the way in which the USA does."

      Heh, that's exactly what I was going to say. Most European countries (and Canada :) aren't dropping all their money into rediculous military/defense systems and research.

      Just who is the US defending themselves from anyway?? The cold war is over! I don't see any other country racing to build super-sophisticated war machines and technology. The US is over-defending themselves against nothing. The rest of the world just wants to get on with life.

      --
      -kidlinux.
    74. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One helper tool that comes to mind is
      Intelligent Decision Support Systems. I
      remember taking a class on this and how it
      is helpful to search the database, and
      partition out sections which don't match
      symptoms. This from of expert system,
      helps out alot, but may still have not found
      such a rare sounding problem.
      If you ever tried calling tech support
      (which we all know you guys would only do so
      to get replacement parts =) then you know
      that these guys will ask you a couple of
      questions click on their machine and it'll
      spit out the probable cause of the problem.
      And sometimes they keep spouting out that
      their diagnosis is the only correct
      conclusion. In the medical community, this
      would mean the limitations of the machine
      are thorough the body of knowledge is, how
      good the algorithms are to seach the space,
      and how honest the patient is. Now, he
      mentions the key breakthough was the sulfer
      pellets that he felt "were stuck in his
      throat." Just mentioning that, to the machine
      or doctor, and they would have a a hard time
      reconcilling that b/c it could match up with
      various things.

    75. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Our family doctor is an obstetrician and is probably paying close to $200,000/year in malpractice insurance to cover that area of practice alone. But, come on..."

      Why is your family doctor an obstetrician? Why don't you get someone board certified in family practice?

      Obstetricians in the US are incompetent. High infant mortality, high hospitalization rates, crazy high c-section rates (lots of cash for that procedure though). 80% of births should happen at home and with no complications-- and no doctor-- get a nurse midwife, they'll know when (if) you need to go to the hospital.

    76. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, his insurance is holding out on him. They don't believe he has disease X and wants him to get second/third/etc. opinions before they'll pay enough to start the treatment for X.

      Rant follows:
      The solution isn't "universal" healthcare either. The solution is government funded infectious disease care. You bust your skull open doing stupid-assed stunts on your motorbike, you can pay for that yourself. You fake pain so you can get your next round of Oxy, you can pay for that yourself too. You contract TB, and I want you cured before you give it to me.

      Here, for the red staters who are so fond of terror and big-assed government I'll put it in a way you'll understand: Pat could have been infected by some Al Qaeda operative who snuck some weird disease through the Mexican border on some immigrant. Of course, the immigrant won't go to the doctor because he can't pay for it and he'll be deported if he tries anyway. So the immigrant gives it to his buddies. One of them gets a job cleaning up at a McDonalds. He's pushing a mop, and that McDonalds starts pushing out infected people by the dozens. An hour. Some of those people are on their way to a business meeting in California or New York. Long story short: the endgame is that WE ALL DIE because YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CHEAP TO BUY SOME GUY SOME MEDS.

    77. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by crleaf · · Score: 1

      I used to get these horrible smelling things, too. I've taken to scraping my tongue every night before I go to bed when brushing my teeth. I've stopped getting those nasty things, thank god. :)

    78. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice how Americans with the money are leaving the country for elective surgery, even despite the risks as put forth in that negative article?

      I guess we're still number 1, even when the rich flee to other countries for their medical care, right?

    79. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well when your HMO pays them $25 to see you, they have to push a lot of people through their offices to afford their $500k/year malpractice insurance payments (and thats low end, my boss's wife pays over a million, though she's an OB).

      Of course, the $5m mansions and the fancy cars have to be paid for as well.

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    80. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, so your friend - like many doctors these days - spent five years in med school and thinks he's God's gift to the medical community. That's a little too "Nick Burns-ish" for me. I mean if someone tells me their computer is screwed up because they did xyz or has symptoms abc it's good practice to keep their input in mind, not blow them off completely because you have more experience than they do. Sure they may be wrong, but ignoring them outright shows poor bedside manner as well as a lack of versitility in your field. You don't always have to do all the work yourself to make it count and be a big shot, sometimes people already know their problems, they just need you to impliment the fix.

    81. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by back_pages · · Score: 1

      Haha, if it wasn't true, I'd just be a dumbass, not a troll. ;)

    82. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      rtfa, please, and all others too.

      it's not like he didn't already visit er over the years numerous times without telling them anything but the symptoms.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    83. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by flint · · Score: 1

      Embryonic stem cell research is not being funded on the federal level. It's not banned at all.

      On the first sentence you're wrong: embryonic stem cell research is being funded on the federal level. However, that federal funding has recently been restricted to certain existing lines. Our current President spent much time on his ranch in Crawford sawing logs and driving his pickup to arrive at the ethical decision.

      On the second sentence you're correct: It's not banned, but some contend that given the restriction there is an effective ban because without federal funding this research is extremely limited. See other /. threads for a more comprehensive debate.

      As for the reference to adult stem cell research followed by the propaganda reference... both types of research are extremely important. The medical research I have read contends that embryonic stem cells are much more versatile and have much greater potential than adult stem cells because they can develop into almost any type of cell and continue to divide in culture.

      I mull over these things while carrying my father to bed or the shitter as he's incapacitated by Parkinson's and his wonderful HMO doctors love to try out whatever prescription the pharma companies have decided they should push this month without really having a clue and without any effect. They don't think he's *bad* enough for a surgical consult. It's the same HMO that nearly killed me when they misdiagnosed gall stones for two years as an ulcer. But, hey, it's our system and we should be damn proud of it. Anyone tells you it's not the bomb-diggity is spewing propaganda.

    84. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Man it's so scary that the docs are so crap.

      As you mentioned: if you're very sick and in a confused state, you may not even have enough energy to kick up a big enough fuss to get treated. Fortunately in your case you had friends around to kick up the fuss for you.

      Looks like the best way in to the ER is on a stretcher, if you walk in yourself they'd ignore you.

      Maybe one day patients will have to shoot themselves in order to be treated seriously... :)

      Moral of the story: try to stay healthy and fit as possible coz getting help from the medical system is like rolling a dice.

      --
    85. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Akki · · Score: 1

      Also, remember 90% of statistics are invented to suit your point.

    86. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      and how many Actinomycosis specialists do you know? Everyone here keeps telling him to go to a doctor and giving patrick shit for "self medicating", but uhhh...

      Well, I am not a medical specialist of any kind (though I am a microbiologist of sorts), and from what I've read, protracted cases of serious infections such as this are sometimes only successfully treated under hospital care with really agressive antibiotics such as vancomycin, which can leave you deaf as a post if administered wrongly.

      Be that as it may, if you're reading this, Pat, I hope you find something that works soon. We'll still be here when you get better. Slackware-current can wait. :-)

    87. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      To American slashdotters : this is what you get when you have 45 million uninsured Americans, and yet your nation votes against a candidate that promised universal health coverage in favor of another who chose to limit stem-cell research on religious grounds.

      For the record, yes, Kerry promised "universal health coverage", but as a senator he voted against it. It was easy to find him saying something you agree with, because he took both sides of so many issues trying to gain votes from people who weren't paying attention to how his words and deeds don't agree with each other. He supported the war in Iraq until the polls showed that Dean was getting better support, because he opposed it. Presto-chango, now he opposes the war in Iraq, and his numbers went up.

      So...just because he says he supports something, doesn't mean he wouldn't change his mind if the wind switched direction. I know the "flip-flop" thing is seen as somewhat cliche', but it's got basis in reality.

    88. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'll bite. Pray tell, when did "Universal Health Care" ever come to a Senate vote? Oh, never? Then what vote are you trying to twist into a "vote on universal health care"?

    89. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      To American slashdotters : this is what you get when you have 45 million uninsured Americans

      Considering how many doctors this guy has been to in the last few years, he either has health insurance, or the lack of it hasn't effected his quality of life in the least. Rather, it's been arrogant doctors who think they know everything, when in fact they don't. Gee, why does that seem so familiar?

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    90. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I hope you took care of your buddy after that experience. I've been on both ends of the need for someone to look out for someone else. Once, it was my (then) wife, who had an ovarian cyst. She was in incredible pain, and the idiot doctor wouldn't make room in his precious schedule to see her. I politely pointed out to the office manager of the clinic that if she wasn't admitted RIGHT NOW, I'd simply take her to the emergency room, and their office would never, ever, get our business again. It's sad that an appeal to their bottom line had more of an impact than to the doctor's Hypocratic Oath.

      The second time I was visiting a friend in a different city, and contracted pink eye. Within hours, I was all but blind and completely disoriented. If my buddy hadn't taken me to the emergency room and been the voice of reason, making sure I got the care I needed, I feel pretty sure that I would've lost my eyesite permanently, the infection was that bad.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    91. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      what it generally means is lower quality over all for everyone

      Bull. I've lived in Austria and Germany, both countries with extensive universal health care. Contrary to what some US /.ers seem to think, universal health care does not mean that you are prohibited to have additional insurance. E.g., in Austria, most hospitals have 2 bed rooms payed for by universal care. If you want a guaranteed single bed room, you can pay additional private insurance. And so forth.
      However, the universal care provides good enough help for nearly everything. Main advantage is that of course that you don't have a large part of the population having no care at all, breeding tuberculosis and what not.

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    92. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I think it's simply the fact that the amount the individual spends for health care is not diverted into the private insurers' pockets, but goes into public health care.
      Maybe surprisingly for US citizens, public health care works very well, and private is not always better. E.g., studies (no I won't try to dig up the link, it would be German anyway) in Austria have shown, that in publich helath care, 4% of the total money available goes into not health-related expenditures, while for private insurers it's up to 30%. Not surprising considering e.g. the obscene amounts of insurants' money that is burned for marketing purposes by private insurers - marketing that is mostly not needed by public health care

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    93. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by lpq · · Score: 1



      > Subject: Re:Get Help Now, Maybe?
      > by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 16, @12:56PM

      > Remember, 90% of everything is crap. ...

      What part of "everything" does your post (and claim of 90%) fall into?

      I've done a fair amount of research about various medical and other subject matters on the internet and find it to have more information that is accessible than any other source. That information can be corroborated by multiple sources, or not, and it can be correllated with standard medical websites or texts if needed -- but I forward research articles (crap?) from medical journals and some studies to my doctor regarding my health and let her "peer" review it for sanity.

      My doctor can't possibly spend as much time researching each of her patients' exact condition, as I can spend on myself.

      It is common wisdom that patients, often, have to become experts in their own diseases because they are the ones with the most time on their hands, have most accurate access to their symptoms, and are the most motivated to pay attention to their own problem.

      -l

    94. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 1
      To American slashdotters : this is what you get when you have 45 million uninsured Americans, and yet your nation votes against a candidate that promised universal health coverage in favor of another who chose to limit stem-cell research on religious grounds.

      You should understand two things here:

      1. Although the question of stem cell research got some press during the campaign, it wasn't exactly hitting the top in polls that asked the public about which issues they thought were most important.

      2. As for promises about health care coverage, a significant number of Americans' reaction to campaign promises ranges from "mildly doubtful" to "he's fucking lying."

    95. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by cryogenix · · Score: 1

      The problem however is that Universal Health care gives most employers who offer health care now a reason to stop doing so. Health care costs in this country are going up way to fast and employers are cutting back on the benefits they provide or passing the cost increases on to the employee. If you say to them, hey the government will provide universal health care, I think you will see a large number of them drop health care coverage all together in order to boost their profits.

    96. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I don't know which country you mean by "this country".

      Anyway: I don't see that. While it may well be true that employers cut back on health care benefits, I don't see why this is a bad thing - I don't need it anyway. Companies that want to attract top personnel will maybe need to come up with other reasons why I should decide to work for them.
      In my experience in Germany and Austria, the 2 employers I worked for that I really cared to work for (I had 4 employers in 10 years of work life) all offered health insurance benefits. One of those is a US company, the other is based in Austria. Because the basic needs are taken care of by public health care, their insurance packages offered stuff on top of that - good for me.

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    97. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by cryogenix · · Score: 1

      Sorry, we were talking about the US in regards to Universal Health Care coverage or lack thereof, which is where I was referring to when I said "this country".

    98. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by cryogenix · · Score: 1

      The problem here as I see it however is that government gets blasted for anything that might reduce coverage. For example, if President Bush pushed this agenda, he would immediately be chastised for coming up with a plan that allows companies to eliminate health care because it would provide lower quality service to those who could least afford it. Those that follow the US press will know what I am talking about here. They will be on this like a pack of rabid dogs on meat. HEADLINE: Bush cuts health care for the poor! You can just see it. Now, if a Democrat proposes the same exact plan. HEADLINE: President passes landmark legislation to provide health care coverage for all citizens. Human rights groups laud new bill as a great step forward for humanity. :) Ok I have to stop there before this turns into a political debate, which is not my intention.

    99. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I understand how that goes even without being from the US :) What freaks me out is that change in the other direction seems easier, at least at the moment. Nearly all European governments try to reduce public health care and turn it into a US system, which from my POV is proven to suck for the people, but seems to suit the corps. The reasoning is that "we can't afford it". While the people themselves want to afford it. Of course the cost argument is full of lies, when the problem is not that it's too expensive, but that the fraction of taxes collected that comes from taxes on wages in Germany has increased from 60% to 70% from 1960 to 1990 (and probably further since, but because of the German unification, numbers after 1991 are not comparable in this table)

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    100. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by cryogenix · · Score: 1

      What is scary is the US social security system. If you as a private individual was to do something like this, you would go to Jail. It's like a ponzi scheme :) The last people into the system get screwed.

    101. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by KontinMonet · · Score: 1

      I've lived in France, Holland, Germany and Switzerland and the (universal) health care systems there are first class. It was perfectly feasible to top up on your insurance to get, say, single rooms in a hospital. But don't confuse Europe with the UK, where the health care system is very patchy, internally overloaded with bureaucracy, is currently suffering a major IT overhaul (another ongoing EDS fcukup, no doubt) and can be frighteningly shoddy and poor in some areas.

      --
      Did he inhale?
    102. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "permanent headache" could be almost anything. I really have no good reason to think you are being used as an involuntary human experimental subject by the US government, or some other entity.

      However, I am. And among the many things you've looked into as the possible cause of your "permanent headache," you might check out the research that three-letter US government agencies are doing on anti-personnel beamed energy weapons, their potential uses for altering human behavior and personality, and the complaints from victims all over the world that they are being targeted for research.

      Some good sites with information:
      http://www.geocities.com/mrmistermicko
      http://www.datafilter.com/mc
      For the international perspective,
      http://www.mikrowellenterror.de/

      This is tin-foil hat stuff, literally.

      I've encountered quite a few other victims, some of whom knew what was happening to them, but most did not. This was not at conferences, it was just during my life. For some, their victimization began with an automobile accident, which helped to provid a cover for the symptoms of their abuse. It isn't much of a basis for suspicion, I know.

    103. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by XO · · Score: 1

      Untrue, there's not anything even remotely resembling "universal health coverage" that will ever make it to even a Senate VOTE, let alone get yays or nays. The industry would never let it happen.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    104. Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by XO · · Score: 1

      At least one of the candidates did promise us SOMETHING positive, whereas the other only promised us years of death and destruction.

      Unfortunatly, we ended up with the latter.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  4. Ripping off quote by clinko · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm going to rip off his quote but here's what's at the end of his msg:

    "
    BTW, my login quote tonight was "Snow and adolescence are the only
    problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough." heh.

    "

  5. "if you can, please help" by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1, Insightful
    How am I supposed to help?
    • Provide medical advice?
    • Drive him to the hospital?
    • Send money to pay for his treatment?
    • Develop a miracle drug to cure him?
    • Contribute time or money to Slackware Linux?
    With TFA slashdotted, I don't know exactly what he wants. How do I know if I can help?
    --
    The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    1. Re:"if you can, please help" by killjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I figure "send money" is the all purpose help. I don't know anybody (other then Bill Gates) where send money won't work.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    2. Re:"if you can, please help" by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can start by pulling your head out and clicking on the mirror which works fine for me and probably everybody else that clicked on it. Since that didn't work for you or you didn't see it, read below.

      -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
      Hash: SHA1

      Tuesday, November 16, 2004, 10:43

      "Last post?"

      Hi folks. If you're reading this, I thank you. Perhaps you'll have a role
      to play in bringing about the miracle that I desperately need. First, I'd
      like to apologize for the lack of updates lately in Slackware -current and
      stable... I know there are a few outstanding issues that need to be
      addressed. However, I've been too sick to work for a couple of weeks and
      now I am away from my computers and at my parents' house in Fargo, North
      Dakota where my only online access is through an AOL dialup. I have told
      only a select few people about what's going on thinking that I did not want
      the internet at large to know about this, that I'd get it taken care of
      and get back on track without a major problem. Now, I'm hoping that this
      will get seen by a lot of people and that if it hits Slashdot that some
      kind medical geek will help save my life.

      I've generally been a pretty healthy guy. Nobody I know would characterize
      me as a hypochondriac by any stretch, so when I raise an alarm it tends to
      be for real. I'm going to give a timeline and run through all the
      symptoms I've had (so if that sort of thing grosses you out, you can stop
      reading right now). For the rest of you, here goes. This is going to be
      long, but hopefully somebody who can help will read it...

      This all began quite some time ago, perhaps as long ago as May of 2001.
      I was preparing Slackware 8.0 for release and working really hard. A pain
      developed in my shoulder, and (too busy to do anything about it right
      away) I ignored it and continued to keep working. It got to be pretty
      bad and one afternoon in early June I was rushed to the emergency room
      at a hospital in Concord, California. I was sweating, feverish, with a
      weak pulse of around 50, experiencing chills and seeming to be on the
      verge of passing out. The doctor who saw me did a chest X-ray and didn't
      think it was too unusual. I was told it was probably bronchitis and was
      sent home with a presription for ciprofloxacin which mostly cleared up
      the problem. Still the pain in my shoulder seemed to vaguely remain.
      By mid October of 2001, I was in bad shape again. My parents asked me
      what I wanted for my birthday and I told them some more Cipro. They
      found someone who was able to help me out with a 60 day supply (no small
      task as this was right after the infamous Anthrax mailings when all the
      newspapers were running articles about Cipro and people were trying to
      horde it). I finished the two month course of antibiotics and felt
      better. Not perfect, but significantly improved. I chalked the events
      of 2001 up to stress, but in retrospect I am not so sure. I had
      similar problems in 2002 and 2003 that were also knocked back with some
      antibiotics, but the pain in my left upper back (and some kind of
      "presence" there) never did fully clear up. Tests for TB came back
      negative.

      Fast forward to May of this year. I found myself complaining about "my
      usual pain", as I had started to call it, more and more. I was starting
      to wonder if I was even going to be able to make my annual camping trip
      out in western New York state at the beginning of July, but I did go.
      I figured the sun and a little exercise would do me some good, and I
      did feel a little less like I was "fixin' to die," but upon my return
      to California things started to do downhill for me again. This whole
      time I was coughing up some strange stuff. Some of it was white and
      reminded me of dental plaque. In spite of being a dentist's son I've
      never had the best oral hygiene

    3. Re:"if you can, please help" by catbutt · · Score: 0

      According to his article he is looking for someone with a clue what it might be. Maybe its something weird his doctors haven't heard of, but if enough people look, someone will have seen it and provide a reference.

    4. Re:"if you can, please help" by nadamsieee · · Score: 1

      How to help (using your list):

      • Provide medical advice:
        Email medical advice to volkerdi@slackware.com
      • Drive him to the hospital:
        Drive him to the hospital if you live in the Fargo, North Dakota area; free plane tickets would be nice if he needs to travel for treatment.
      • Send money to pay for his treatment?
        Call his cell to make arrangements: (925) 535-9062
      • Develop a miracle drug to cure him: Treatments already exist. What he needs is an infectious disease MD to diagnos him and start treatment.
      • Contribute time or money to Slackware Linux:
        Donate your time or your money as you see fit.
    5. Re:"if you can, please help" by Isldeur · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Good lord - this guy's gone a little bit loonie. He needs to get medical treatment - not post email messages.

      And that's from an MD. No - I'm not going to prescribe high-dose antibiotics for the guy over the phone. Jesus - does that not make sense to anyone? Go to a hospital and get evaluated. They'll do the proper tests and get him plugged in and probably on the proper antibiotics.

      Besides, this isn't a third-world country where you need to pull strings to get people into a hospital. Go to the ER and get seen there. If he needs to be admitted they'll do it from there.

    6. Re:"if you can, please help" by steeviant · · Score: 1

      How am I supposed to help?

      * Provide medical advice?

      Only if you can do it without presuming he's an idiot operating on low oxygen, acting on advice he got from Dr. Nick's online doctorb service. (the B is for Bargain)

      * Drive him to the hospital?

      Only if the hospital is going to cure him.

      * Send money to pay for his treatment?

      Money never hurt, even if it only ends up paying for gold plated handles on his casket it would help.

      * Develop a miracle drug to cure him?

      Too late, people already did that in the first half of last century. Alternatively you could get in touch with some Georgian doctors who are skilled in phage medicine and arrange a flight to Russia.

      * Contribute time or money to Slackware Linux?

      Of course! :)

    7. Re:"if you can, please help" by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you even RTFA? He's been to the ER multiple times; no one is really taking into account the gravity of this issue every time he goes. The ER is a hectic place and it's pretty obvious this isn't a run-of-the-mill illness; continuing to go back is NOT going to suddenly make them wake up and do the research to figure out what this shit is.

    8. Re:"if you can, please help" by halfelven · · Score: 1

      That's sound and sane advice.
      But maybe he has crappy insurance and he fears a hefty medical bill? I know it sounds irrational but, heck, myself i've made worse decisions in not as critical situations, so i'm not judging him.

      Anyway, i learned Linux on Slackware, many years ago. If push comes to shove, i'll support Pat. That probably will involve sending some money through PayPal, since that's pretty much all i can do.

      I just want to know an email address other than Pat's, since he might not be in the condition to read his email and accept PayPal money. A relative, maybe? Or perhaps the Slackware community can setup a public fund?

    9. Re:"if you can, please help" by Isldeur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you even RTFA?

      Not all of it, no. But it doesn't matter. If the ER he's gone to doesn't admit him and he thinks they're wrong, he needs to go to the ER of a hospital where they're not going to brush him off if he's not a run-of-the-mill disease. And if a place like that doesn't exist in Podunk North Dakota, he needs to go to a real hospital.

      I don't know any doctors who would implicitly trust someone's internet self-diagnosis.

      Surely someone from the hordes of Ximian or other people in Boston can spot him a bed so he can go to Mass General or something similar in New York.

      Prescribing any medication for someone over the phone - especially for an infection refractory to initial medical care is wrong and will do more to hurt Patrick than help him. Believe me. There are proper protocols for this and they work well. Get him to a hospital where weird stuff is regularly seen (any large medical center) and get him into the ER.

    10. Re:"if you can, please help" by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Read the article, seriously. He's covered all the hospitals he's been to and doctors he's seen. He's not expecting some doctor to just prescribe him medicine; he's looking for a doctor who MAY have a clue as to what his illness might be. He's grasping at straws here, trying to find out what the problem is exactly (even if he thinks he has a good idea) and any subsequent treatments. In essence, this has gone on far too long and it's starting to get much, much worse, and every ER (there have been multiple visits to multiple hospitals) he's visited as well as multiple doctors have given conflicting diagnoses, with no treatment doing anything to help Patrick along. If you read the article, you get a much better picture of what he's asking for. Don't just assume he's asking for a script.

    11. Re:"if you can, please help" by Isldeur · · Score: 1

      Read the article, seriously. He's covered all the hospitals he's been to and doctors he's seen. He's not expecting some doctor to just prescribe him medicine; he's looking for a doctor who MAY have a clue as to what his illness might be. He's grasping at straws here, trying to find out what the problem is exactly (even if he thinks he has a good idea) and any subsequent treatments. In essence, this has gone on far too long and it's starting to get much, much worse, and every ER (there have been multiple visits to multiple hospitals) he's visited as well as multiple doctors have given conflicting diagnoses, with no treatment doing anything to help Patrick along. If you read the article, you get a much better picture of what he's asking for. Don't just assume he's asking for a script.

      O.k., fair dues. I read through it. But I still don't see anything of decently-sized medical centers. Just mining towns in Montana or clinics elsewhere.

      Sometimes odd diseases take a while to expose themselves - like a hand of cards where you get to just see one card at a time.

      One of the deservedly most-celebrated ID doctors in the world is Ralph Feigin at Baylor/Texas Children's. He eats these weird problems for lunch. Maybe he should try getting an appointment with someone in the ID department at Texas Children's? They'd have a pretty direct line to Ralph if it was thought necessary.

    12. Re:"if you can, please help" by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      He doesn't want your money. He wants you to send him drugs. That's all he asked for. I didn't see a single mention of money in the whole post. What he really needs to do is stop going to random doctors and clinics in podunk towns and get himself to a major hospital.

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    13. Re:"if you can, please help" by monkeydo · · Score: 1
      He's covered all the hospitals he's been to and doctors he's seen.
      And he mentions that he walked out of at least one of them before being seen because he didn't want to be a GOMER.
      He's not expecting some doctor to just prescribe him medicine; he's looking for a doctor who MAY have a clue as to what his illness might be.
      Is that what you got from this:
      If anyone out there is familiar with this and is able to help, please let me know. I'll travel anywhere I have to at this point. I can be reached on my cell phone at (925) 535-9062. Please call only if you can help get me some high-dose antibiotic treatment.

      The guy needs to get checked in to a decent university hospital. If he's willing to travel anywhere, I don't really see what the problem is. Fly to Boston, and get checked into Mass. General.
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    14. Re:"if you can, please help" by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      O.k., fair dues. I read through it. But I still don't see anything of decently-sized medical centers. Just mining towns in Montana or clinics elsewhere.

      I am kind of surprised he would go to North Dakota looking for better medical treatment, although in that kind of situation going to see the parents and the doctors they know and trust may have felt better. Although, had he stayed in the Bay Area UC San Francisco Medical Center probably would have been a good target. I believe UC Davis also has a good medical center. And, a short drive would get him to UCLA, USC, or UC Irvine which also have top medical centers.

      It may be like some other posters mentioned where due to low oxygenation they were unable to think clearly.

    15. Re:"if you can, please help" by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Well, depending on what part of ND, places like Mayo are not that far. I know that the Medical Universities in IA are far superior to what in CA.

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    16. Re:"if you can, please help" by alarch · · Score: 1

      I have to say that in my case it doesnt work either. Money are useless for me. There are too many thing you cannot buy.

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    17. Re:"if you can, please help" by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      I take umbrage at your off the cuff description of Fargo ND as being some Podunk IA thing. There is such a place FWIW.

      But you'll often find extremely well qualified people in places you wouldn't expect to. One of my surprises when I lived in Rapid City SD back in the 60's was that the best neurosurgeon (reputation-wise) west of the mississippi river actually lived in Rapid City and used the local hospitals facilties for his operating arena. Saddly, he was home the night of June 9, 1972 when a 50 foot wall of water came down Rapid Creek and 272 souls never saw daylight again.

      Saddly also I knew him from a professional meeting in 1968 over a pile of x-rays that said my wife was dead, but her body didn't quite know it yet, and was still breathing. A blood clot in the middle cerebral artery, something thats not operable even today in 2004 AFAIK. We talked at length then and he estimated it would be another 50 years before the tools to fix what we were seeing on the x-rays might be available. But the fix would only restore life to a vegetable since the damage would have been done in the first 10 minutes or less of the blockages existance. By the time I made the phone call to warn them I was comeing, and getting to a point where something might have been done at 5am when I came in from work and found her was around 35-40 minutes. In 1968, she had no chance.

      Some of his patients came from halfway around the planet, thats how well the reputation of Dr. Roy Crowder went before him. I'm proud to have known him, his bedside manner was just as attentive as the stories you hear about the old time doctors that actually made house calls.

      Why did he practice there, when he could have had and OR in any prestigious place on the planet? He was good, but also an outlaw of sorts, believeing he should be able to keep enough of his considerable income to live on.

      Any medical types in well established practices reading this for the grins factor can vouch for the fact that everyone around them thinks they deserve to have at least 50% of his gross income as a tax, or insurance, whathaveyou.

      Do that 3 times and its a net loss in my book.

      Cheers, Gene

    18. Re:"if you can, please help" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar (not exactly the same) problem in my early 20's and was lucky enough to find a competent specialist that could diagnose the problem. I offer this experience in hopes that some portion of it might actually be of use to Pat.

      The problem; Persistent coughing with recurring pneumonia.

      The cause: Allergies would cause my sinus cavities to "snap shut" creating a perfect environment for "crud" of various types to grow. When the crud grows big enough, it pushes it's way out of the sinus cavities and down the back of the throat (post nasal drip) causing the coughing. When enough of it got past the throat into the lungs, pneumonia would result.

      The solution: Turned out really simple for me; Address the allergy symptoms early and often.

      The Result: Only one case of pneumonia in the last 30 years contrasted with 12 cases in the previous 10.

      I hope this turns out to be of use.

  6. Ooh, a Wikipedia link, watch for that page to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    repeatedly defaced for the next few hours.

  7. Open source doctors? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is open source on the extreme level... who wants to sign up for open heart surgery open source?

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    1. Re:Open source doctors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's open sores you're thing of.
      -rylin

    2. Re:Open source doctors? by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Not gonna help

      My open source surgeon is still beta, it's still performing several illegal operations...

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    3. Re:Open source doctors? by catch23 · · Score: 1

      well someone needs to donate an operating and living heart so we can reverse engineer the process. Are you willing to donate your heart to the community process?

    4. Re:Open source doctors? by Michael+Hunt · · Score: 1

      I have a second trimester pregnant girlfriend I would like to introduce to your open source surgeon.

  8. AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Slashdotters around the world frantically click their way over to help but turns out he had just been /.'d.......

    Back to work you Slackers! Nothing to see here.

  9. Re:The doctor's advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wouldn't apt-get take me to a previous unusable state?

  10. Keep a good thought for him with your deity by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's the least all of us can do that believe in such things. He's done great work. Without his Slackware books and releases, I'd probably not be involved with Linux.

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    1. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Superstitious or not, to a religious person, the knowledge that many people are "praying for them" can lead to a significant positive placebo effect.

      Even if Patrick is not religious, knowing that many people are keeping him in their thoughts may produce a similar effect.

    2. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by rewt66 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Wha????? I don't "keep a good thought" for people; I pray.

      And, yeah, I'm praying for Patrick...

    3. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you just can't please everybody, 'keeping a good thought' doesn't serve well with mashed potatoes.

    4. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Prayer is nothing but superstitious nonsense favored by those who choose to be ignorant of the reality of their surroundings.

      You won't be saying that when Lord Cthulhu visits you in dreams...

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    5. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 2, Funny
      to a religious person, the knowledge that many people are "praying for them" can lead to a significant positive placebo effect.

      And to a non-religious person, the knowledge that many people are "praying for them" can lead to a significant creep-out effect.

    6. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether you agree with the belief system, i don't quite see how knowing that people are keeping you in their thoughts in a positive way is creepy

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    7. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by johansalk · · Score: 0, Troll



      While I praise your intention, I don't know how anyone can believe that a "good thought with a deity" can change anything about the reality of someone else you're not in direct contact with. It may make you feel better, I won't argue with that, it may make him feel better if he does it, I won't argue with that either, but how a post recommending a "good thought with a deity" as a means for changing the physical reality of someone else gets rated the highest on a science.slashdot.org topic completely baffles me!

    8. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      praying != keeping you in your thoughts.

      As a non yahweh believer I don't really want people asking their deity to help me if I were sick. I wouldn't have a problem with people keeping me in their thoughts, but I've never liked the "ask my god for stuff" method of changing the world.

      To some of us who don't believe in this praying business it all just seems like a cop out way to try to "do something" when you're powerless. Can't people just accept that sometimes there's nothing they can do?

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    9. Re:Keep a good thought for him with your deity by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      You may pray , others don't. I'm hoping for the best for patrick but praying to a non existant invisible friend will do nothing for him.

  11. Maybe he's just searching google too much? by garcia · · Score: 1

    Being 6'2" and about 145 pounds I knew I didn't want to be losing any weight.

    Is that even remotely healthy? After my grandfather passed away earlier this year he weighed in at 102 pounds at his nursing home. He hadn't walked or moved in over 5 years. He looked absolutely sickly as it was. I can't imagine if he was 6'2" and active.

    I inquired with several physicians about "lung plaque" and most of them had never heard of such a thing.

    He claims in the story that he's not a hypochondriac but this sure does sound like a partial one.

    While driving back I felt a sharp pain in my left side and felt something in there pop and drain (maybe into the pleura?), and since cancer was well on my mind, as well as the fact that this had been going on for way too long, I headed straight to the nearest ER hoping I wasn't bleeding internally or something like that.

    While I'm lucky I have never had something like this happen to me I just can't imagine that you would be able to feel yourself "pop" and bleed internally.

    He keeps getting prescriptions for ciprofloxacin (and at one point apparently got one w/o really meeting with a doctor) and taking them and saying he's feeling better. Perhaps he's just aggravating the issues?

    They have a whole new classification of people that think they are sick with something and search the Internet until they find out what fits them best. I really believe that this may be part of his problem. Then again I'm just reading what some guy says on the Internet and I'm not a doctor ;)

    1. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Vilim · · Score: 1

      Great now you have me worried about my health! (That is about my height and weight). Although I fell fine and am active and stuff, just quite skinny. Some people are just naturally skinny, I eat quite a bit, never skip any meals and never gain a pound. Although I have been like this all my life.

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    2. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Being 6'2" and about 145 pounds I knew I didn't want to be losing any weight.

      Is that even remotely healthy?


      Breaking news: Half of Slashdot is ~ 6 foot and 150lbs.

    3. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually I have similiar symptons only that the yellow goo hes coughing up rarely happens to me every day

      similiar blood results too

      needless to say, my doc was happily treating symptons instead of the cause... job security ey

      like dentists like to keep a small little bit of caries under the filings, makes sure you come back

    4. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I inquired with several physicians about "lung plaque" and most of them had never heard of such a thing.

      He claims in the story that he's not a hypochondriac but this sure does sound like a partial one.


      Not much info but definitely related:
      http://www.google.com/search?q=%22lung+plaque%22

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    5. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Breaking news: Half of Slashdot is ~ 6 foot and 150lbs.

      The other half is ~6 foot and 450lbs.

    6. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Breaking news: Half of Slashdot is ~ 6 foot and 150lbs.

      Breaking news: We're just found the second half of Slashdot.

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    7. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other half is 5' and 350 lbs.

    8. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being 6'2" and about 145 pounds I knew I didn't want to be losing any weight.

      Is that even remotely healthy? After my grandfather passed away earlier this year he weighed in at 102 pounds at his nursing home. He hadn't walked or moved in over 5 years. He looked absolutely sickly as it was. I can't imagine if he was 6'2" and active.


      What are you asking? If 145 is around what he has usually weighed for his adult life then that in itself isn't a problem. Its on the low side for sure but if you have a fast metabolism it is to be expected. His current problems definately don't sound like complications from being underweight but he could develop those too if he starts losing weight. Of course, being on the low end of the scale means that there isn't much of you to waste away if you do start wasting away- ie might not last 5 years. As well, good nutrition allows the body peak immune performance so a loss of appetite is bad news all around.

      Just the 2 cents of a healthy 6'3", 150 pound man.

    9. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      150lbs? Fatties. (6'2" and 140lbs, although I'm sure someone'll "beat" that in just a second...)

    10. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They have a whole new classification of people that think they are sick with something and search the Internet until they find out what fits them best. "

      what a dick you are. People use the internet to help them find diseases that will explain their problems and you suggest they may be hypochondriacs ...

    11. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by erikharrison · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call any of his behavior that of a hypochondriac, for two reasons.

      One, they just plain aren't. Being a hypochondriac is a medical condition which this is insufficient to qualify for. As a psychology student, bandying about terms like "hypochodriac" are bandied about so loosely. Sure, he may (or may not) be excessively worried about disease, but he also seems to be clearly in pain. Paranoia or not, seeing a doctor is reasonable.

      Second, his talk almost exactly matches that of everyone I know with parents in the medical field. It's like having a parent in any other field, you pick up a lot of stuff. Almost everyone I know who was raised by doctors talks like this, and for basic stuff, they are almost always spot on about over the counter drugs to take, possible allergins, degree of contagiousness, yadda yadda yadda.

    12. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Is that even remotely healthy? After my grandfather passed away earlier this year he weighed in at 102 pounds at his nursing home. He hadn't walked or moved in over 5 years. He looked absolutely sickly as it was. I can't imagine if he was 6'2" and active.

      One of the basic ways of determining whether you are healthy or not, is to calculate your Body Mass Index. This is a calculation based on your height and weight.

      Plugging his statistics into the formula (height = 6' 2", weight = 18.6), his Body-Mass-Index is 18.6, which is in the normal range (leaning towards underweight).

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    13. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by hopemafia · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....5'11" and 135lbs is probably similarly skinny...

      But we should be comparing BMI really...mine is 18.8, yours is 18.0...so I guess you "win". (for others who want to calculate, just google it...there are many online gizmos for BMI) 18.5 is considered the boundary between healthy and underweight, but there are exceptions to every rule.

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    14. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6' 135lbs. That's with clothes. Yeah, I'm pretty scrawny.

    15. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They have a whole new classification of people that think they are sick with something and search the Internet until they find out what fits them best.


      Your tone suggests that you don't mean this in a positive way. Here's another way to say the same thing: Some smart people, when presented with a problem, seek information on that problem.

      But I think you're insinuating he is either misperceiving symptoms or misdiagnosing himself to have something serious without reason, or both. Did you read his symptoms? They are sufficiently extreme and frequent to merit concern *and* action. The symptoms are not just signs, but are in themselves a substantial impact on quality of life. That's kind of the measure of disease, whether it sucks. And if you are passing out with increasing frequency, what's not to panic about? [Sorry, dude, don't mean to panic you.]

      The range of human illness is so incredibly broad that it's not at all inconceivable that there are rare ones, and that a given gaggle of doctors would fail to identify them. And I didn't read him as rushing out to find an illness to put on, but rather, sitting for years on weird discomfort until it escalated to the point of severely affecting his ability to function. I'm upset on this guy's behalf for your suggestion of hypochondria.

      Also, I'll stick my neck out: Medical knowledge is a lot more accessible than people realize. Though the caveat of "a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing" does apply. Still, that's no reason to shy from learning. There's good information to be had. *And* you can improve your ability to communicate with doctors. Though it may cause some delay as they wonder why a non-initiate is using terms like "necrotized." Also, doctors surprisingly often don't know WTH they're dealing with. Do you think every doctor in the world is widely experienced *and* perceptive *and* intelligent? Not knocking the profession, here, just the willingness of many to submit to authority, and the danger that poses.

      So, to sum for you:
      Think for yourself.
      Question authority.
      (And imagine his symptoms as your own.)
    16. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by aka.Daniel'Z · · Score: 1

      About popping and bleeding internally - I once had pneumotorax (not sure if that's the correct name in english) and it sure felt like my lung "popped". Actually, I almost died at that time, because my parents didn't believe me. I had it "pop" a couple of times before I almost passed out - only then they brought me to a hospital. Basically, some "air bubble" (not to be confused with the alveoli (sp?)), which for some reason formed in the lung, "pop" and the air gets trapped outside the lung preventing it to fully expand. Pop a couple and you can't breathe. That's what the doctor told me at the time (1997?). Also, seems it happens more often with tall, low weight people.

      (english is not my native language; any corrections are welcome)

    17. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by jcrash · · Score: 1

      He claims in the story that he's not a hypochondriac but this sure does sound like a partial one.

      Having been through a problem even more rare than what this guy has, let me say this - being concerned about your health when everyone else discounts what you are telling them is not being a hypochondriac.

      I have self diagnosed myself with a rare form of a rare disease after nearly dying twice and living through hell each time. In my case - as with his, the symptoms could be one of a hundred or more different things. The advantage he has over the doctors is not small in some respects. He lives with the symptoms 24 hrs a day, they see him for half an hour at most.

      Granted, self medicating for 60 days with Cipro isn't the brightest idea, but all the postal workers from the anthrax scare days took them.

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    18. Re:Maybe he's just searching google too much? by h4x0r-3l337 · · Score: 1
      Did you read his symptoms? They are sufficiently extreme and frequent to merit concern *and* action.

      As a devil's advocate, I would say that they are "sufficiently extreme" because they were described by Patrick himself, not an objective third party. You can't tell from that email if it was written by a rational person who is severely ill, or by a hypochondriac who is only moderately ill. Only tests and a doctor can make that determination, and he is going to find neither on slashdot.

  12. Proof by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actions like this (trying to help another) are what really make a community. The fact that people pull together to help another person, whom they probably don't know, proves incorrect those who criticize this community as many takers feeding off of a few givers.

    At times, I can see their point. Many people download software/use manuals written by other people, while relatively few contribute actual code (guilty myself). But actions like this allay my concerns and show there really is a true community here.

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    1. Re:Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's asking for help, no one has had any help to give him yet. What proof?

    2. Re:Proof by epiphani · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I totally agree, and would definitely help out patrick if I could do anything to help, there are unfortunate conditions that I think apply to this. I might code a major GPL ircd, but chances are if I ever wanted this type of help, I probably wouldnt get a slashdot posting.

      Its unfortunate in a lot of ways, but slashdot cant be the "help me" spot on the internet for the open-source coders out there. If i submitted something like this for myself, chances are I'd get rejected because "who the hell is epiphani and why do i care".

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    3. Re:Proof by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Actions like this (trying to help another) are what really make a community.

      Not to be overly cynical, but whenever I hear that kind of thing being said about an online community, what comes to mind is the way a chatroom freaks out when one of the 'regulars' starts rambling suicidal in 'the room.'

      It's both sad and pathetic to observe. (and, ummm, pathetic to admit possibly having witnessed. But at least I'm talking past-tense here)

    4. Re:Proof by st1d · · Score: 1

      Agreed, in most situations, this shouldn't be a "help me" site. However Patrick isn't just another "open-source coder". He's been an well known member of the community and was working on Slackware before most Slashdot users had a computer or an Internet connection.

      This is, especially to the Linux community, an important piece of news, akin to something similar happening with Linus, RMS, etc. While we can debate the value of posting, it wasn't actually Patrick that "imposed" this on Slashdot, it was some third party that determined that it should be here, and agreed upon by Slashdot's folks as well.

      As such, it's not setting any precedent, it just shows that a few people do care.

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    5. Re:Proof by AhaIndia · · Score: 1

      I have never used slackware, but I have great respect for the guy. I have seen people praising, not only Slackware but also Patric himself in various Linux forums.
      I wish him speedy recovery.

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  13. More information by lecuyerjm · · Score: 0

    Here's more info about this desease

    1. Re:More information by lecuyerjm · · Score: 1, Informative

      Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr http://www.henryfordhealth.org/14777.cfm

    2. Re:More information by dhakbar · · Score: 1

      This man is sick, and you're here misspelling "disease"???

      You fool!

  14. Pray by thefatz · · Score: 2

    Patrick, thanks for keep us in the loop. Im praying for you. Good luck guy and God bless.

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    1. Re:Pray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too will pray to Satan and His Minions for your quick recovery and conversion to THE DARK SIDE.

    2. Re:Pray by niteice · · Score: 1

      Why do I find it ironic that you hope Patrick will recover, yet you have a FreeBSD link in your sig?

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    3. Re:Pray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're awesome, man! thanks for the public display of piety! it really helps!

      you've so inspired me that i'm praying along with you, brother!

      only i'm praying that YOU die instead of him.

    4. Re:Pray by bkolden · · Score: 1

      Ditto!

      --
      -- Brian Kolden
  15. NetCraft Confirms, Slack Author Dying. by Mad_Rain · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hey, if he could joke "Last Post" then we can too.

    Karma-whoring article text:
    Tuesday, November 16, 2004, 10:43

    "Last post?"

    Hi folks. If you're reading this, I thank you. Perhaps you'll have a role to play in bringing about the miracle that I desperately need. First, I'd like to apologize for the lack of updates lately in Slackware -current and stable... I know there are a few outstanding issues that need to be addressed. However, I've been too sick to work for a couple of weeks and now I am away from my computers and at my parents' house in Fargo, North Dakota where my only online access is through an AOL dialup. I have told only a select few people about what's going on thinking that I did not want the internet at large to know about this, that I'd get it taken care of and get back on track without a major problem. Now, I'm hoping that this will get seen by a lot of people and that if it hits Slashdot that some kind medical geek will help save my life.

    I've generally been a pretty healthy guy. Nobody I know would characterize me as a hypochondriac by any stretch, so when I raise an alarm it tends to be for real. I'm going to give a timeline and run through all the symptoms I've had (so if that sort of thing grosses you out, you can stop reading right now). For the rest of you, here goes. This is going to be long, but hopefully somebody who can help will read it...

    This all began quite some time ago, perhaps as long ago as May of 2001. I was preparing Slackware 8.0 for release and working really hard. A pain developed in my shoulder, and (too busy to do anything about it right away) I ignored it and continued to keep working. It got to be pretty bad and one afternoon in early June I was rushed to the emergency room at a hospital in Concord, California. I was sweating, feverish, with a weak pulse of around 50, experiencing chills and seeming to be on the verge of passing out. The doctor who saw me did a chest X-ray and didn't think it was too unusual. I was told it was probably bronchitis and was sent home with a presription for ciprofloxacin which mostly cleared up the problem. Still the pain in my shoulder seemed to vaguely remain. By mid October of 2001, I was in bad shape again. My parents asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I told them some more Cipro. They found someone who was able to help me out with a 60 day supply (no small task as this was right after the infamous Anthrax mailings when all the newspapers were running articles about Cipro and people were trying to horde it). I finished the two month course of antibiotics and felt better. Not perfect, but significantly improved. I chalked the events of 2001 up to stress, but in retrospect I am not so sure. I had similar problems in 2002 and 2003 that were also knocked back with some antibiotics, but the pain in my left upper back (and some kind of "presence" there) never did fully clear up. Tests for TB came back negative.

    Fast forward to May of this year. I found myself complaining about "my usual pain", as I had started to call it, more and more. I was starting to wonder if I was even going to be able to make my annual camping trip out in western New York state at the beginning of July, but I did go. I figured the sun and a little exercise would do me some good, and I did feel a little less like I was "fixin' to die," but upon my return to California things started to do downhill for me again. This whole time I was coughing up some strange stuff. Some of it was white and reminded me of dental plaque. In spite of being a dentist's son I've never had the best oral hygiene so I'm familiar with plaque. The "plaque" I was getting out of my lungs was some nasty stuff and smelled just like dental floss used after a couple of days without brushing. Yeah, I know I should be better about that, but tend to stay up late and if my wife is already asleep don't always turn the light on and wake her up so I can brush before bed. To help me avoid more tooth decay my dad bought me

    --
    "What do you think?" "I think 'What, do you think?!'"
  16. This just in from Redmond .... by binaryDigit · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Extended Exposure To Linux Proven to be Dangerous to Your Health!"

    Not only is Linux less secure than Windows for computer bourne infectants, but recent studies have shown that users who have extended exposure to the operating system come down with other human based diseases at a rate greater than 100% greater than Windows users.

    In related news, SCO guarantees safety from infection by end users who pay their modest licensing fee.

    1. Re:This just in from Redmond .... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Thats not funny, it's a shame to see another suffer from the scourge that is tar.gz.ilioma (aka Tarball Lung).

      Perhaps he is eligible for a large cash settlement....

      --
      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
  17. Another mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ftp.slackware.com really needs to not be hammered... if the other site goes down in case this makes it to the front somehow, I've got a little bit of bandwidth to spare:

    http://uml.axpr.net/
    http://uml.axpr.net/PAT-NE EDS-YOUR-HELP.txt

  18. chest pains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hiatal hernia?

  19. I feel for the guy... by handorf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But self-medicating like he did with the Cipro is part of the problem with medical care in this country.

    If you have a multi-year problem, go do the doctor! Do what they tell you! DON'T think you know more than them. Doing research on your own is one thing (good-on-ya there) but antibiotics are not toys!

    Hope you get better, though. /waiting for the superbug

    --
    -- IANAEG - I am not an elder god.
    1. Re:I feel for the guy... by Yaztromo · · Score: 5, Funny
      If you have a multi-year problem, go do the doctor!

      Ah, so is that the secret to getting good health care in the US? ;)

      Yaz.

    2. Re:I feel for the guy... by nojomofo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem isn't only the self-medication. He went to a doctor. Things felt better for a while, before starting to feel worse. Rather than going back to the same doctor, he waited until it was horrible, and went to another ER. Lather, rinse, repeat. If he had gone to his regular doctor, and let the doctor know if/when the initial treatment failed, the doctor could have done more research and looked for less common problems. The point is that it's impossible for your doctor to know immediately what's wrong with you unless it happens to be something that's pretty common. By not giving anybody a chance to hunt down what this really was, he was getting a bunch of different people treating him for what the most likely problem was - but unfortunately for him, it doesn't appear that it was any of those likely things. So he was getting the same ineffective treatment time after time because none of the doctors treating him knew the whole history.

      He also doesn't seem to be treating things too rationally when he complains about not being able to be seen within 48 hours, and deciding that the best course of action would be to drive halfway across the country....

    3. Re:I feel for the guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, TFA makes it clear that the entire time he's been battling this, he's been going to doctors, hospitals, emergency rooms, etc. and being prescribed antibiotics.

      And just going to the doctor doesn't guarantee that you're going to be correctly diagnosed. They do what diagnostic tests they can, but medical professionals don't always catch everything-- and this is unfortunately a case where they didn't.

    4. Re:I feel for the guy... by handorf · · Score: 1

      TFA also says he got his parents to get him Cipro. Self-medicating and hoping it solves the problem is abdicating your part of the Doctor/Patient relationship... you do not get the same quality of care that way.

      --
      -- IANAEG - I am not an elder god.
    5. Re:I feel for the guy... by raduf · · Score: 1

      I'm in an Eastern European country and our medical system is rather dangereus to your health. By far the best and safest way to solve a health problem is to know someone in the system, and bribe a couple of doctors too.

      Doesn't sound very good, does it? Well, from what I just read it's exactly the same in US. Well, except from the bribing part (though it might work too), but here you'd get the same kind of attention if you came off the street that he's been given. You have to know personally a doctor, and if you have a serious problem you'd better know a specialist too, or have a way to reach one.

      I'm exagerating of course. There are good chances that walking into a hospital would solve your problem, but the road from ER to a _good_ specialist is yours to tread, probably regardless of country. And his way is, I hope, most effective.

      Good Luck!

    6. Re:I feel for the guy... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      This should be moderated insightful. Any treatment of a more obscure disease is going to be a process of trial and error and elimination, initially.

      What he is doing is akin to going to a series of tech support people and saying 'my computer is broken' - only taking their first suggestion before going on to the next tech support person.

    7. Re:I feel for the guy... by Skater · · Score: 1

      I'm not commenting on Patrick's situation, but when I had a multi-year problem (a severe pain in my neck that would leave me on my back for about 3 days straight; it would happen about 4 times a year), the doctors told me to ..."take Advil", without taking any X-rays or performing any tests. I think I saw three or four doctors that all prescribed Advil, even after I explained that this was a recurring problem and I needed a long-term solution.

      I finally went to a chiropractor, and she took X-rays and found the problem (the curvature in my neck was bad from a lifetime of bad posture and possibly some genetics). She then came up with a course of treatment to resolve the issue. That was almost 4 years ago, and since then I've had only one major relapse that wasn't as bad as the pain that brought me to the chiropractor in the first place.

      In my situation, the doctors weren't interested in finding a long-term solution. I don't know if they didn't care, didn't believe, didn't listen, or just saw dollar signs (probably not the latter, but I can't entirely silence the cynic in me). But the end result was the same - I continued to suffer, and I don't really want to see doctors unless absolutely necessary.

      Yes, I know, find a good doctor. It's not as easy as it sounds, and the ones that I saw about my neck were more Dr. Hibbert than Dr. Nick or Dr. Monroe.

      (Patrick should go to a doctor, of course. Just like I went to see one when I had strep throat a few months ago.)

      --RJ

  20. Here's the prescription: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take one slashdotting and call me in the morning.

  21. This is Slackware! by sethadam1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Format hard drive
    apt-get update
    apt-get dist-upgrade

    and call me in the morning
    "

    That might work for one of the Debian developers, but not here. Pat's doctor has to configure him cell by cell.

    1. Re:This is Slackware! by bobsalt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Format hard drive
      apt-get update
      apt-get dist-upgrade

      and call me in the morning"

      silly debian users...its slapt-get, not atp-get

      its a joke son, laugh....



    2. Re:This is Slackware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if you format your hard drive, apt-get would be missing... (we must warn all the people who would try this, or not, depending on if we want to keep them out :) )

  22. Treating yourself with antibiotics by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although he doesn't come out and say it, it appears that he was treating himself with antibiotics.

    This is astonishing, and I'd go as far to say this is stupid, and even immoral.

    Stupid, because you could create a drug resistant strain of whatever it is and kill yourself. Who know, he probably already has. Immoral, because that drug resistant strain of whatever is now a threat to everyone else if they catch it.

    Folks, don't be treating yourself with antibiotics. Unless you're a doctor, you don't know what you're doing.

    --
    Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    1. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by volkerdi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Although he doesn't come out and say it, it appears that he was treating himself with antibiotics.

      I didn't say it, because I didn't do it. All of the antibiotics I've had were prescribed by qualified physicians who had seen me personally.

    2. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Folks, don't be treating yourself with antibiotics. Unless you're a doctor, you don't know what you're doing.

      This is asinine.

      That assumes you have ready access to a responsive doctor. I have recurrent synus infections. In my experience many doctors do not readily prescribe antibiotics for that.

      Furthermore I personally know of a person with chronic gastritis who cured himself by self prescribing major dosis of antibiotics in the mid 80's. Turns out he had gotten a secondary infection and given antibiotics for that. While on treatment fro those he noticed that his gastritis improved. Logically, he self prescribed antibiotics for several months. He hasn't had gastritis since. Now we know why that works: gastritis is caused by bacteria, contrary to what doctors believed. Back then there wasn't a single doctor that would have given you antibiotics for gastritis.

    3. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by Fnkmaster · · Score: 3, Informative

      About 10 minutes after your post, Patrick himself posted to this thread clearly indicating that the Cipro he is taking has been prescribed and taken under the supervision of doctors all along. So it doesn't appear that your criticism is well placed here.

      Nonetheless, I agree with you in general, you shouldn't be self-prescribing antibiotics (well, unless you're a doctor), especially not those like Cipro.

      And taking antibiotics unnecessarily or without taking a full course of them does your body and the rest of the world more harm than good by creating more antibiotic resistant bacteria.

    4. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's worth noting that the Wikkipedia entry pointed to in the article refers to the specific class of bacteria as being highly resistant to virtually all antibiotics. Only two are listed as effective, and then not always.


      If a computer virus kills a system, you can throw in the restore disk/tape and recover. If a physical bacteria or virus kills a person, there's not a damn thing anyone can do.

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    5. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including the ones you asked your parents for?

    6. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay for hypocrisy.

      You are basically saying that he should not be administering effort where he's ignorant. Kind of like you and your admonition about creating drug resistant strains.

      I'm interested in seeing your credentials. Or even hearing you discuss antibiotics and resistance with some detailed knowledge.

    7. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been a big fan and loyal user(and paying subscriber) of slackware since I first began using Linux heavily 18months or so ago. I'd go so far to say that I probably wouldn't be using Linux today if it were not for your distribution.

      You have made a wonderful contribution to the world. I sincerely hope you get better, and are able to continue making my favorite flavor of Linux!

    8. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by teromajusa · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hope you find treatment that works. Sorry most everyone on slashdot is more interested in moralizing and critiquing your past choices than actually providing any help. I did see one actual piece of information that might help. In case you missed it:

      One of the deservedly most-celebrated ID doctors in the world is Ralph Feigin at Baylor/Texas Children's [texaschild...spital.org].

      Anyway good luck and thanks for all the Slack! Wouldn't be a programmer today without it!

    9. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by bigberk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I didn't say it, because I didn't do it. All of the antibiotics I've had were prescribed by qualified physicians who had seen me personally.
      Pat, sounds like you have been doing the right things. You have seeked the help of professionals. Keep that up and be very persistent. In the mean time, please get lots of sleep and maintain your intake of fluids, vitamins, and other nutritious foods. This is essential for keeping up your immune system (especially the sleep). Doctors can medicate you, but do what you can to keep your body as strong as possible under the circumstances.
    10. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Scary sounding illness Patrick, you make sure you get an early night now, helps with the stress. Thanks for getting me started on this Linux thing way back on Slackware 0.9 a magazine cover disk here in the UK around 1992. I'm keeping my fingers crossed (or as my Swedish girlfriend says - thumbs held) that the doctors will get you sorted out this time.

      --
      Facts are history now plebs have politics for religion on social media.
    11. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I'm fine with taking you at your word, but your narrative does make it sound that way.

      Ex: By mid October of 2001, I was in bad shape again. My parents asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I told them some more Cipro. They found someone who was able to help me out with a 60 day supply

      Please, do what needs to be done to get yourself better. Go see a specialist at a teaching hospital.

    12. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by kngthdn · · Score: 1

      We all wish you the best of luck, Pat!

      I know how even a mild infection can make life stink (no pun). You need to forget about Slackware right now; it can wait. You can't.

      I'm sure the last thing you want is Yet Another Slashdotter's Opinion, but I really think you should try sticking it out with a doctor that's near Fargo. Slashdot and Google probably aren't the greatest places to find medical advice, but it's a step in the right direction. If you've been on Cipro that long, you need to try something different...and I don't mean V-cillin-K.

      At the very least, you can be sure you're gonna get lots of prayer, and knocking on wood.

      Hey, with God and Slashdot rooting for you, how could you not get better. ; ) I hope you feel better very soon!

      -Colin "Colin" Hill

    13. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by Pete · · Score: 1
      Hey, with God and Slashdot rooting for you, how could you not get better. ; )

      So the plan is to slashdot God on Patrick's behalf? Well, I hope God's got a few redundant pipes... :)

      *pause*

      Goddammit, I'm getting a 666 code - "invalid belief system". Looks like it's rejecting all requests from non-theist clients. Hmmm... I wonder if I can trick it by faking my user-agent...

    14. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by kngthdn · · Score: 1

      So the plan is to slashdot God on Patrick's behalf?

      No, he said to "Say prayers, knock on wood, whatever." You only have to pray if you want...

      The load should be roughly distributed between servers, so to speak.

    15. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by SubDude · · Score: 1

      I have been tracking your story since it broke.

      I have no words of wisdom for you other than you are in my thoughts.

      I wish you a speedy recovery! I know you are going to beat this!

      I look forward to hearing of your changed viewpoints after you have healed.

      Best wishes Patrick,

      Brian
      Slackware user since 1995

    16. Re:Treating yourself with antibiotics by renata.org · · Score: 1

      If Pat doesn't want to be misheared as an hypocondriac self-diagnosing freak looking for some idiot doctor who agrees with his Googled diagnostic, he should stop acting like those. Flamebait me if you want, but I think his behavior towards the doctors is completely wrong, even if he is completely right.

      He should not say "Hey, I think I have symptoms of disease X, that should be treated with medicine Y but bad doctors don't believe me", but "Hi, I have the symptoms X Y Z, had done the exams K W Q and got the results L Z W. Doctors thought I had illness I and treated me with T, but the symptoms X an Z have persisted. MEanwhile, I searched about my symptoms and found the following articles to N diseases (believe, there's ALWAYS more than one strange disease that can be related to any symptoms you may have) that may present some of these, but I need a doctor to find what I do REALLY have, as Google is not known to be a doctor, can you help me?". It makes a BIG difference for the one who listen.

      And, the obvious advice: take some vacation and/or look for a cognitive psychologist during the treatment, as stress ALWAYS make things look worse than they are and is the best friend of psychossomatics diseases. And no, you don't need to be crazy/retarded to need psychological support or to develop psyschossomatic problems - you just need to be stressed.

  23. How To Help: Be an MD. Admit him to a hospital. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Informative
    > How am I supposed to help?
    >With TFA slashdotted, I don't know exactly what he wants. How do I know if I can help?

    TFA has already been cut-and-pasted into the Slashdot thread. To summarize:

    If you are an infectious disease specialist who can prescribe high doses of antibiotics (presumably penicillin-based, delivered by IV), and/or admit him to a hospital, you're supposed to call him or email him, and that goes double if you have experience treating Actinomycosis.

  24. Support Patrick with Penguins by Andrew+Sterian · · Score: 3, Informative

    Go to The Slackware Store and get a cute little penguin, or preorder Slackware 10.1. This is not a bad time to show Patrick some appreciation for what is IMHO still the best distribution out there.

  25. He's sick... so you slashdot his ass by digitalgimpus · · Score: 0, Troll

    He's sick... so you slashdot his ass

    I'm sure he appreciates that though... even if his ISP doesn't.

    Anyway... I'll be sure to keep him in mind. A real terrible ordeal.

    Hopefully thanks to a slashdot linking, google will index that ASAP, and the next person to have these symptoms will benefit from his detailed posting.

    1. Re:He's sick... so you slashdot his ass by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      He actually says in his letter that he hopes it will make it to Slashdot. Big community, a lot of connections.

    2. Re:He's sick... so you slashdot his ass by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1
      Since you obviously can't read, I'll do it again in bold, so perhaps you can get a friend to read it to you:


      I'm sure he appreciates that though... even if his ISP doesn't.
      /end addressing jackass
  26. Text of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posted anonymously so as not to Karma Whore....

    -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
    Hash: SHA1

    Tuesday, November 16, 2004, 10:43

    "Last post?"

    Hi folks. If you're reading this, I thank you. Perhaps you'll have a role
    to play in bringing about the miracle that I desperately need. First, I'd
    like to apologize for the lack of updates lately in Slackware -current and
    stable... I know there are a few outstanding issues that need to be
    addressed. However, I've been too sick to work for a couple of weeks and
    now I am away from my computers and at my parents' house in Fargo, North
    Dakota where my only online access is through an AOL dialup. I have told
    only a select few people about what's going on thinking that I did not want
    the internet at large to know about this, that I'd get it taken care of
    and get back on track without a major problem. Now, I'm hoping that this
    will get seen by a lot of people and that if it hits Slashdot that some
    kind medical geek will help save my life.

    I've generally been a pretty healthy guy. Nobody I know would characterize
    me as a hypochondriac by any stretch, so when I raise an alarm it tends to
    be for real. I'm going to give a timeline and run through all the
    symptoms I've had (so if that sort of thing grosses you out, you can stop
    reading right now). For the rest of you, here goes. This is going to be
    long, but hopefully somebody who can help will read it...

    This all began quite some time ago, perhaps as long ago as May of 2001.
    I was preparing Slackware 8.0 for release and working really hard. A pain
    developed in my shoulder, and (too busy to do anything about it right
    away) I ignored it and continued to keep working. It got to be pretty
    bad and one afternoon in early June I was rushed to the emergency room
    at a hospital in Concord, California. I was sweating, feverish, with a
    weak pulse of around 50, experiencing chills and seeming to be on the
    verge of passing out. The doctor who saw me did a chest X-ray and didn't
    think it was too unusual. I was told it was probably bronchitis and was
    sent home with a presription for ciprofloxacin which mostly cleared up
    the problem. Still the pain in my shoulder seemed to vaguely remain.
    By mid October of 2001, I was in bad shape again. My parents asked me
    what I wanted for my birthday and I told them some more Cipro. They
    found someone who was able to help me out with a 60 day supply (no small
    task as this was right after the infamous Anthrax mailings when all the
    newspapers were running articles about Cipro and people were trying to
    horde it). I finished the two month course of antibiotics and felt
    better. Not perfect, but significantly improved. I chalked the events
    of 2001 up to stress, but in retrospect I am not so sure. I had
    similar problems in 2002 and 2003 that were also knocked back with some
    antibiotics, but the pain in my left upper back (and some kind of
    "presence" there) never did fully clear up. Tests for TB came back
    negative.

    Fast forward to May of this year. I found myself complaining about "my
    usual pain", as I had started to call it, more and more. I was starting
    to wonder if I was even going to be able to make my annual camping trip
    out in western New York state at the beginning of July, but I did go.
    I figured the sun and a little exercise would do me some good, and I
    did feel a little less like I was "fixin' to die," but upon my return
    to California things started to do downhill for me again. This whole
    time I was coughing up some strange stuff. Some of it was white and
    reminded me of dental plaque. In spite of being a dentist's son I've
    never had the best oral hygiene so I'm familiar with plaque. The
    "plaque" I was getting out of my lungs was some nasty stuff and
    smelled just like dental floss used after a couple of days without
    brushing. Yeah, I know I should be better about that, but tend to
    st

  27. ew.... by SilveRo_kun · · Score: 1

    Man, reading the whole thing almost made me sick...
    Poor guy, I really hope he gets cured soon, and I also home his health insurance is covering it all...

  28. IF ANYONE OUT THERE KNOWS PAT PERSONALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Please take him to a doctor/hospital immediately. Forcibly, if necessary.

  29. Here is what you can do: by UnixSphere · · Score: 1

    Please call only if you can help get me some high- dose antibiotic treatment. I have been trying to check email at least once a day at volkerdi@slackware.com as well. I'll accept whatever you'd like to send me at that address (as usual :-), but if you're contacting me with an offer of help please add [HELP] to the subject so that I'll be able to find those emails more easily. Say prayers, knock on wood, whatever. I need all the help I can get. I also hope if I'm off the job for a couple more weeks that the Slackware community will still support me until I can return to the job, which I'm really itching to do ASAP.

    BTW, the mirror is now down, here is another:

    http://www.unixsphere.net/~devnull/PAT-NEEDS-YOUR- HELP.txt

  30. Horses and Zebras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if this is just the state of health care in the US, but more and more doctors only seem to be able to recognize "the normal stuff". They write you a scrip and send you home with the easiest diagnosis. I watched my mom suffer from extreme vertigo which went untreated until she found a NYT article about it and took it to her neurologist (they were testing her for allergies). My SO was diagnosed with hypothyroidism and I listed in on the phone as his MD explained it to him. Not uncommon, but I was was interested to note he was pretty much reading from webmd. I know doctors are taught that hoofbeats are horses, not zebras, but with only 10 min/patient they don't seem intersted in much else. Great if you just want a scrip and can parrot the right symptoms; not so good if you need a real diagnosis.

  31. Go to the ER Right Now by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Informative
    Don't wait until Friday! Are you nuts? Go to the ER right now or call 9-11 if you can't drive yourself. Hell, post your address and a Slashdotter will be there in 5 minutes to give you a lift.

    Helpful tip: If you're feeling like you might die, you just might. Seek immediate medical attention, not advice from /.'ers.

    --
    Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    1. Re:Go to the ER Right Now by drb000 · · Score: 0

      1001 Southwood Dr Fargo, ND 58103-6023 (701) 237-0771

    2. Re:Go to the ER Right Now by johansalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a common misunderstanding; ER does not equal good treatment, in fact, quite often the opposite. People often have the idea that if they go to the ER they'll get the best treatment in the hospital, and that's just not true, in fact, I think a major part of the reason this thing went on for too long was that he seems to have relied on the ER "Slackware 2004 ER tour continues", where he was being constantly compared to those who fractured multiple limbs in road traffic accidents and decided he was not high risk enough, and then sent away. Patrick needs specialist care, and the ER is the last place he'll find that. Granted, if his condition deteriorates over a short period of time (hours) and he suddenly can't breathe and feels about to die, then yes, go to the ER, otherwise, no, wait for the specialist.

    3. Re:Go to the ER Right Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basic rule of the ER doctor: Find a service that will admit the patient.

      The ER might not be able to do anything for him, but they are part of the hospital and can get him into another part of it, medicine in this case. Now, every other service in the hospital spends their time trying not to get overloaded with ER dump-offs, so it might not be the best way to get in, but it is a way.

    4. Re:Go to the ER Right Now by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Just to correct you, since he's a dutch guy (and I'm assuming he still lives in the NL?? does he?)

      He should call 112 and not 911.

      112 is the dutch emergency services number

      999 is the British emergency services number

      I don't mean to flame you, just to inform you, my apologies if at first you were offended.

      --
      This is the sig that says NI (again)
    5. Re:Go to the ER Right Now by Tragek · · Score: 1

      He's in the states now. Living in California, though he's in North Dakota now (If i read correctly. I was a little too freaked out by the yellow lung balls to pay attention to loaction)

    6. Re:Go to the ER Right Now by RedBear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's feeling better at this point, what exactly is the ER going to do for him?

      ER tech: "Hello, what's your emergency?"
      Pat: "Well, I've been feeling kind of icky the last few years, with some pain here and there..."
      ER tech: "Uhhh... take two of these and call me in the morning. And stay out of the way, we've got people with real problems to treat."

      Didn't (R)ead (T)he (F)riendly (A)rticle, did you? He's been to the ER of several different hospitals maybe a dozen times or more in the last couple of years. ERs are for compound fractures, bullet wounds, heart attacks or multiple lacerations. Overt, obvious stuff. If they can't find anything "wrong", they give you some antibiotics and/or pain medication and tell you to go home and sleep it off. That's what they're there for, to deal with general emergencies.

      I doubt even the ERs at the largest hospitals will have people knowledgeable enough to diagnose something like this properly and send him to the specialist he needs to see. I would hope they do, but I'm a realist so I doubt it. Can they pull a piece of my windshield out of my left ventricle and patch the hole? There's a good possibility. Can they treat this disease? So far, the ERs and doctors at several hospitals have failed to even identify it. Scary, but typical. I'm not knocking ERs in general. What they do, they do well, and 99 out of 100 ER patients will thank them for that.

      Pat needs a specialist that knows about this specific disease, or better yet knows how to quickly figure out which specific disease he has, because right now it sounds like he and his doctor are still just guessing based on symptoms. They haven't run the types of tests that can tell you exactly what you're dealing with. They could still be treating for the wrong bacterium or doing something else that could make his time run out, literally.

      What the /. community needs to be doing is exactly this: identify the best and closest specialists in this medical area who have the best chance of identifying this disease quickly and correctly, and help Pat figure out how to get through the usual barriers that typically keep you from seeing the right specialist the first, second, third and twenty-third times you go to the ER with something weird like this. If I read his missive correctly, this is pretty much what he's asking for, a specialist who can give him the proper intensive treatment. Right now he thinks he knows what that entails, which is massive injections of penicillin, but I'm sure if he got to a real specialist and the specialist said something different, he would listen.

      Just going to the ER, that's not going to help. He's not actually dying right now, he's feeling better (he says). Until he does actually have an attack of some sort the ER people will have no clue what to do. Help him figure out how to get past the ER and who to connect with--as quickly as possible--to get this thing cured, whatever it is. As others have said, Friday could easily be too late. Knock on wood.

    7. Re:Go to the ER Right Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't wait until Friday! Are you nuts?

      Second this. It's not just organic damage from the infection, but toxic biochemical byproducts of the infection that can be lethal.

      I knew someone who came down sick on Sunday. She died on Wednesday. It was that fast. Nothing they could do. Multiple organ failure.

      GET INTO THE BEST HOSPITAL YOU CAN FIND RIGHT NOW!!!
      A couple of hours can make the difference between life and death!

  32. Slashdot, mirrors, and clarifications by fred87 · · Score: 4, Informative

    - RE those "It's inconsiderate to post this on slashdot":
    "Now, I'm hoping that this will get seen by a lot of people and that if it hits Slashdot that some kind medical geek will help save my life."

    - Mirrors:
    http://uml.axpr.net/
    http://slackware.osuosl.org/slackware-current/PAT- NEEDS-YOUR-HELP.txt
    ftp://ftp.slackware.com/pub/slackware/slackware-cu rrent/PAT-NEEDS-YOUR-HELP.txt

    - Clarifications:
    --he does not want a help fund - we've asked him.
    --the gpg signature is valid, key is on the slackware 10 disc, and he keeps the private keys on a computer which is not attached to the internet.

  33. He should be in a hospital by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2

    On an IV antibiotic drip. My wife had complications after an appendectomy. The resulting infection took 2 weeks in the hospital with an antibiotic IV, plus 2 drain tubes into her belly. The doctors were quite clear that the only way to fix an internal infection is with drains and IV antibiotics. I hope he'll get in and get fixed.

    Disclaimer: I am not a doctor and this is not medical advise.

    --
    "Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
    1. Re:He should be in a hospital by Vamphyri · · Score: 1

      Feel Better Patrick! We are all praying for you to get well soon.

  34. Sounds like a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...chestburster.

  35. Re:RTFA by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    See that star next to my name idiot-boy? I already RTFA. He needs to go to the specialist right now not wait until Friday.

    Infections can and do spread through the body at an exponential rate once they break loose. This man CANNOT afford to wait until Friday, he needs to go the ID specialist IMMEDIATELY or he could well be dead or permanently injured before he has a chance Friday.

    --
    Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
  36. It Was HIS Mistake... not the Health System by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    Why in the hell would anyone self-medicate themselves with cipro? Antibiotic abuse is bad enough among physicians, let alone some guy self-medicating himself.

    But he learned a hard lesson. 1. don't self-medicate and 2. research yourself when in doubt. take your findings to your primary care physician whom you have a relationship with.

    1. Re:It Was HIS Mistake... not the Health System by boodaman · · Score: 1

      You're assuming his medical care was sufficient from each provider he saw. Reading the article, it confirms for me why I don't trust doctors one single bit.

      When something hurts, your doctor is supposed to keep going until they figure out what is wrong and fix it, no? Do some followup, make some phone calls, etc. A good doctor, at least.

      I can understand trying something and not being right the first few times, but that just reinforces the fact that, assuming his post is accurate, his doctors failed him. All of them, except maybe the ones in Montana and the ones he is seeing now. Whether that was because of health insurance reasons or not is another argument.

      I realize going to see the doctor isn't like it is on TV, but I've had to deal with my Dad and Mom's care enough over the years to know that any doctor that says "looks normal" and sends you out the door with a prescription and no followup, ignoring persistent complaints from the patient, is a poor doctor.

      He shouldn't be asking the community for help, he and his parents and his wife should be on the phone raising holy hell with every medical establishment he's been to in the last 4 years, rattling cages until they find someone who knows what the hell is going on and gets him the treatment he needs.

      Faced with poor medical care, whatever the reason, what else can you do but take matters into your own hands? You don't just sit back and take it, or watch someone take it.

      Doctors are not gods, and certainly not infallible as Patrick's story proves. I've had to almost physically force my doctor to give me the right care, and I consider my doctor to be a "good" doctor. For example, I get strep throat regularly, once a year. Almost the same time every year. I've been seeing my current doctor for 5 years. Yet every winter, when I go in complaining of a severely sore throat, I am told that it is "viral" and nothing can be done. I have to raise holy hell to get them to do a simple strep test which takes 5 minutes in office. They always find strep, and only then do I get the Zythromax I need. If I could buy the drugs myself, I would...I know my body, I know my symptoms, and heck, I could do the strep test myself at home. But no, I have to suffer until I can get an appointment, then argue to get them to do a simple test.

    2. Re:It Was HIS Mistake... not the Health System by handorf · · Score: 1

      Note, too, though, that in Patrick's case he went to several different doctors.

      Yes, the most common solution these days is a perscription and out the door... but my doctor always says "come back if you don't feel better!". Not going back if you don't feel better is not the Doctor's fault.

      It's a Doctor/Patient relationship... if you turn it into a series of one-night-stands you're not going to get the same quality of care.

      --
      -- IANAEG - I am not an elder god.
    3. Re:It Was HIS Mistake... not the Health System by Black-Man · · Score: 1

      You have touched upon one of the real issues with doctors in general. They assume you know nothing.

      When I was a architect for major university's pharmacy department online formulary, I could walk into the hospitals urgent care and the doctor (who I did not know) would sit down, pull out her prescription pad and ask me "so... what can I get for you?". My primary care physician who've I have seen since I was 19, will leave no stone uncovered.

      But, I have gone into "Urgent Cares" and basically have told the doctors what to prescribe. I've found you need 1) medical history to back up your claims. 2) Power of suggestion. Let him ask the questions, but KNOW the right answers. One wrong answer... and forget it.

      It's all about relationships.

    4. Re:It Was HIS Mistake... not the Health System by CoronalPendragon · · Score: 1
      I am glad to see that someone else at least does not completely depend on doctors. Too many people want to tell you otherwise, but there is only one person responsible for your health, and that is you, not a doctor.

      Yes, there are times to see a doctor, and times when their hard-earned learning comes in handy, but still, you are the one responsible. You think that the doctors care? They don't have time to care about anyone once they leave the office. They simply don't have time.

      Should he have self-prescribed Cipro? Maybe, maybe not. (Should you muck around with your linux kernal?, maybe, maybe not) He is an adult. Let him do his own research and come to his own conclusions. This is probably a lossy time for this rant because he is not well- but as you can see he is doing far more for his health than the doctors, at least so far.

      And lest I sound harsh, I wish I could help, and I wish him the best.

    5. Re:It Was HIS Mistake... not the Health System by monkeydo · · Score: 1
      When something hurts, your doctor is supposed to keep going until they figure out what is wrong and fix it, no? Do some followup, make some phone calls, etc. A good doctor, at least.

      And I'm sure they'd be happy to if he let them. From his story it sounds like he sees different doctors every time. That's a good way to keep starting from square one. You can't possibly expect each new doctor to just pick up where the last one left off. For all the faults of HMOs this is precisely why they enforce the patient/PCP relationship.
      --
      Si vis pacem, para bellum
      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
  37. my thoughts... by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

    may God be with you.

    --
    100% Insightful
  38. Wow. by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 0, Troll

    Repeat after me: self medicating for 3 years is a bad idea. I hope he gets the attention he needs in time now.

    That being said, it looks like Google may have saved his life...

    --
    There's so little difference between politics and jihad lately...
    1. Re:Wow. by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      Maybe Google will pay his medical bills. I mean that would be a hell of a commercial...

    2. Re:Wow. by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1

      That it would.

      I hope somebody from Google is reading this thread. Not only would that be a marketing coup, but it would further give them a chance to prove that they're "not evil", as they like to claim.

      Heh. I see I got moderated as a troll... I guess pointing out that self medicating for 3 years is a bad idea, and that the key to his illness was found on Google constitutes a troll... Whatever.

      --
      There's so little difference between politics and jihad lately...
  39. Ummmmm by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1, Troll

    "Please call only if you can help get me some high-dose antibiotic treatment."
    I'm sure this guy is a good guy in all.... but who here is really ready to commit a felony just to help him save a few bucks?
    Don't ask us for medical help. Get you ass to a doctor and then ask for money.

    --

    Technology, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
    1. Re:Ummmmm by RandoX · · Score: 1

      He's not asking for help to save a few bucks. He's asking for help to expedite his access to medication. If your RTFA (or mirror) he's waiting consultation at the end of the week with another docter before they'll allow him access to IV antibiotics.

      Dick.

    2. Re:Ummmmm by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 1

      It's only a felony if you arn't a real doctor. All he is asking for is a geek doctor out there that can fast track his treatment.

      --
      Telcos have alot of dark fibre in the States. Most people assume that's optical fibre...but it's actually moral fibre.
    3. Re:Ummmmm by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      It's illegal for a doctor to prescribe medication with out at least meeting him to review his condition.

      --

      Technology, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
    4. Re:Ummmmm by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      I did RTFA. There's no way to expedite his access to medication with out breaking the law.
      He has to meet with a doctor before he can get something prescribed to him.

      --

      Technology, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
    5. Re:Ummmmm by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 1

      He kindof sounds like he is willing to do almost anything necessary to start treatment... somehow I believe this means we would be willing to go see anyone qualified that could get him started on a treatment plan sooner.

      Where did he say he wanted to use someone like an internet pharmacy?

      --
      Telcos have alot of dark fibre in the States. Most people assume that's optical fibre...but it's actually moral fibre.
    6. Re:Ummmmm by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      If he needs it right now then all he has to do is go to the ER. If his symptoms are really as bad as he describes then he should have no trouble at least getting a day's worth of antibiotics to tide him over to his appointment on Friday.
      He may or may not have to pay for out of his own pocket though.
      There's no need for him to travel half way around the country to get something that he can get at any hospital.

      --

      Technology, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
    7. Re:Ummmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's no way to expedite his access to medication with out breaking the law.
      Sure there is. Somebody could get him an appointment today with an ID specialist, lean on the pathologist to have the specimens examined fast, and have him on the right drugs tomorrow morning. He's not asking for somebody to FedEx him a bottle of pills.
  40. Interesting... by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Interesting how I tried to type "911" and it automatically came out "9-11", eh? Too much election makes Skyshadow something something.

    --
    Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    1. Re:Interesting... by lee7guy · · Score: 1

      All election and no play makes Skyshadow a dull boy.

      Now, hand me that axe.

      I agree with the points you made, though.

      --
      Ceterum censeo Microsoftem esse delendam
  41. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the perfect summary for those who don't know if they can help or not and didn't RTFA

  42. Cross the border by djdos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apart from cold winters, Minnesota is known for the kick ass medical centers. Fargo isn't that far of a drive. I would suggest driving to minneapolis (U of M) or rochester (Mayo). There is probably someone that has spent half of their life studying this stuff around here. I know it's a shameless plug for MN, but we need something to brag about.

    --
    "we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death" - gy!be
    1. Re:Cross the border by Knara · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      MN has something to brag about (me being a MN'er for 25 years or so) if only in that they're one of the few perrenially blue states ever four years ;)

  43. A link for actinomyces/actinomycosis by Meostro · · Score: 1

    WebMD was no help, that's rather surprising!

    Found this and this if you want some more info. Deep medical geekness on the first one, the NIH.GOV link is a little better for us laypeople. Sounds like Mr. Volkerding has a much more serious version than these talk about.

    Dammit man, this is /., not a doctor! Get your ass to the ER NOW! Anything that has a treatment of IV Antibiotics is inherently a bad-ass motherfucker, don't wait for it to kill you before you decide to get treatment.

    1. Re:A link for actinomyces/actinomycosis by zurab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Following your links, pulmonary actinomycosis may be more appropriate. In the writing, he mentions bad dental hygiene and an electric toothbrush that may have caused or contributed to the infection. The symptoms described seem similar too. He should definitely see the specialist in these types of diseases (ID?) ASAP; he should be able to get an appointment later in the day or next morning at the latest - many doctors do understand the urgent need and will accommodate them. This is important since complications of pulmonary actinomycosis sound pretty bad and you don't want to get to those. As I understand from reading the full story, he has not been proactive about treating the illness for several years, but what can you do looking back? Better take care of it ASAP.

      I AM NOT A DOCTOR. THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL ADVICE. CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN FOR MEDICAL HELP.

  44. Mayo Clinic by agressiv · · Score: 5, Informative

    Being in Fargo, he's only 5 1/2 hours from Rochester, MN, where the Mayo Clinic is. I'm not sure if its warranted, but I've known a few people who have gone there under similar circumstances when all else has failed.

    1. Re:Mayo Clinic by jangobongo · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Mayo Clinic came to my mind too. He should get his doctor in Fargo to contact the Mayo clinic, tell them he has to be seen ASAP and don't take no for an answer or let them put him off.

      In my experience (our family dealt with a rare infectious disease - Kawasaki's - in which I knew more about it than our doctor thanks to the internet), doctors are fascinated by a chance to treat a rare disease that they don't see too often, esp. at a teaching/research hospital. Get going already!

      --

      Sig cancelled due to lack of interest
    2. Re:Mayo Clinic by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I've been to Mayo. If I hadn't gone there, I would probably have been on chemotherapy for a long time for something that turns out not to be malignant. I might not have been able to father little Stanley (chemo can make you sterile). And three other patients in Berkeley would have been on chemo for too long, as well. They went off after my doctor at Mayo corresponded with my doctor in Berkeley.

      This is how I got there: I asked my doctor in Berkeley for a paper by the leading researcher on what I was suffering. I could also have found this at a library, or perhaps today on the web (not then), but the doctor did the work for me. The paper was by the doctor at Mayo. I called up and asked if he'd see me, and he agreed. It wasn't a lot of trouble to fly there. It was more trouble getting my insurance to pay, I think at the time I got 80% paid for and perhaps today I'd get less or nothing. But it was worth it. I got a lot of testing an an evaluation by the most experienced physician in the field. He gave me the benefit of research that wouldn't be published for another year. He convinced my own doctor to change his treatement not only for me but for his other patients with the same disorder.

      I shiver to think of what happens to people who have a bit less money, and who are tied to their desks at work all day. They would not be able to drive their own health care as I have.

      Bruce

    3. Re:Mayo Clinic by jjshoe · · Score: 1

      There are two things i did for Pat. One was to let the folks in #slash know about this. They contacted the on-call editor and rushed this story to the front page. Please take your time to thank them for getting the word out about Pat's situation.

      I also told Pat that he is more then welcome to stay at my house in Rochester if he decides to come and visit the clinic.

      --
      -- botsex is {grep;touch;strip;unzip;head;mount} /dev/girl -t {wet;fsck;fsck;yes;yes;yes;umount} {/de
    4. Re:Mayo Clinic by mrfibbi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My dad is an anesthesiologist in the bay area, and I when I asked him, he immediately recommended the mayo clinic, saying it's one of the best for infectious diseases in the country. I'd go there if you can.

    5. Re:Mayo Clinic by twilightzero · · Score: 1

      Hey I live in Rochester, about 5 blocks from the main Mayo building (you can hardly PARK any closer than that!). Patrick, if you're reading this and thinking about coming here, let me know and I can offer you a place to stay while you're here. My email's on here if you want, spamproofed, write an easily identifiable subject so I don't miss it in the spam ;)

      --

      "Christ what a design! I could eat a handful of iron filings and PUKE a better emergency pump than that!"
  45. You could have said it more politely by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    But yes, you really shouldn't self-prescribe antibiotics. Even if you think you know what it is you have, go see a doctor anyway.

    And while I'm at it: take the whole course. Don't stop just because your symptoms go away.

    1. Re:You could have said it more politely by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know I could have said more politely, but if I get a drug resistant infection and die, will anyone be around to say "he could have been given a more polite infection?"

      When people do stupid things that affect nobody, I don't worry about it. When people do stupid things that can kill me, there is an upper bound to my politeness.

      I hope the guy gets better. And I also hope that his doctor gives him a three hour lecture and a tour of the drug-resistant infection ward of his hospital. Maybe he should stop by Jim Henson's grave to leave flowers.

      --
      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    2. Re:You could have said it more politely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are one self-centered, asinine motherfucker.

    3. Re:You could have said it more politely by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that morality has anything to do with his self-medication. Unless he was specifically trying to create a resistant strain to infect others, his actions surely are not immoral. Dangerous, yes, but not immoral.

      I hope the guy gets better. And I also hope that his doctor gives him a three hour lecture and a tour of the drug-resistant infection ward of his hospital. Maybe he should stop by Jim Henson's grave to leave flowers.

      I actually like this idea.

    4. Re:You could have said it more politely by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Is drunk driving immoral?

      I's say yes, and so is self prescribing antibiotics, particullarly as he pointed out- modern antibiotics are in effective.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    5. Re:You could have said it more politely by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, I am a Profane MuthaFucka. Self-centered was accurate though.

      --
      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    6. Re:You could have said it more politely by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Haven't you seen those Aetna commercials? Or maybe it's some other insurance company. The point is, anything that anyone does has the potential to get someone else killed. The who "a butterfly flapping its wings in Hong Kong" weather effect thingy.

      Just calm down everyone. According to the post he's doing better on his current drugs than before. I highly doubt this guy taking antibiotics in N. Dakota is gonna cause me to get some super virus/bacteria that can eat my flesh from the inside out and leave me quivering without any skin in a hospital bed.

      Geez! The conspiracy theorists are in force on this topic discussion!

  46. After reading all that... by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

    After reading all that, I have the sudden need to go and brush my teeth. Again.

    Yaz.

  47. MIRROR by dangerz · · Score: 1
    --
    The greatest experience we can have is the mysterious.
    - Albert Einstein
  48. 145 lbs. by raygundan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm 6'1" and 145 lbs, which is close. I'm a runner and a triathlete, and can at least vouch for the fact that you *can* be quite healthy at that height and weight. It's just how I'm built.

    Not that this has anything to do with the story, really, but you asked.

    1. Re:145 lbs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 6'1" and 145 lbs, which is close. I'm a runner and a triathlete, and can at least vouch for the fact that you *can* be quite healthy at that height and weight. It's just how I'm built.

      I suppose that sort of build would be acceptable for a triathlete. For someone that has been (for thier account) nearly inactive for two+ years it seems odd.

  49. Whoa, collaborative treatement by KZigurs · · Score: 0

    Are you trying to open source medicine?

  50. ERs are terrible places for chronic illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like there was a little bit of denial (we all suffer from it) which prevented this guy from going to a specialist early. These ER diagnoses are far from perfect. ER people are great at treating ACUTE cases. They are sometimes the worst at treating chronic stuff.

  51. People, He has Asthma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've been that way nearly my entire adult life. I cough those little granules up all the time, particullarly when I go running. I have chest congestion that is totally treatable with medecine.

    Take Serevent, Flovent, Singulair, or one of the combos, run occasionally to blow the nodules out, and vote for someone who's actually interested in keeping the air clean.

    He's got a simple case of asthma and a big case of anxiety. He does need to go to a doctor, but he also needs to chill out. He's not dying.

    1. Re:People, He has Asthma by swschrad · · Score: 1

      nodules? well, OK, you say so. a more general presentation of asthma is little chunks of normal white mucus (or two handsful of juicy, gooey, clear stuff in the front of a classroom, don't ask me how I know that.) the ER tagged it for me with a shot of epinephrine in the forearm muscle, cleared it in three minutes.

      regardless, if he's symptomatic like that, he needs to hit the ER, not the bulletin boards. hitting the boards cures procrastination, not disease ;)

      --
      if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  52. Stereotype FIlthy Geek by spleck · · Score: 0, Troll

    Geez, this guy needs to start eating and brushing his teeth. 6'2" and 145 lbs? Nasty breath from 50 paces? Don't wanna turn the light on to brush your teeth because your wife is asleep? Put the toothbrush in the kitchen or close the bathroom door before you turn the light on. Self-medicating with Cipro? Driving 1600 miles after you've already rushed to the hospital thinking you're going to die? FORGETTING to mention coughing up "plaque" granules to the doctor? Not returning to the doctor after finishing an antibiotic for followup MULTIPLE times? Waiting YEARS to seek definitive treatment?

    Only thing that comes to mind is that if he was Canadian, his medical timetable would fit in with the long delays for healthcare there.

    1. Re:Stereotype FIlthy Geek by leoc · · Score: 1
      Only thing that comes to mind is that if he was Canadian, his medical timetable would fit in with the long delays for healthcare there.


      Strange, what comes to mind for me is the tens of millions of uninsured people in the US who have NO health coverage, many of whom die because of it.

      --
      STFU about slashdot bias.
    2. Re:Stereotype FIlthy Geek by spleck · · Score: 1

      I hope this guy gets better, but his blog revealed just a little too much personal information (weight and brushing habits). The guys father is a dentist or something, so there's no reason for him to ignore his health for this long.

  53. Mexico, baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any one of those border towns will do it. They have tons of "pharmacies".

  54. Well look at Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May They have a solution, since most resistence bacterias are one of results of the large use their Roundup Ready Transgenic Seems. People put more and and more poisons in soil, breaking the life balance.

    Oh Yes, this Illness come from a soil bacteria

  55. Re:this is why i dont use slackware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It ain't a troll, it's real life.

    Move out of yor momma's basement.

  56. Hey folks by volkerdi · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've been getting some mail over this, and most of it is positive stuff that has me feeling better right now. Thanks. :-)

    One thing I'd like to clear up is that I am not now, nor have I ever been self-medicating with Cipro or any other antibiotics. I've always taken them under the advice of and with a prescription from a qualified medical doctor.

    Again, I'm feeling better and hope it continues. Thanks for the well wishes!

    Pat

    1. Re:Hey folks by trendescape · · Score: 0

      Get well, thanks for the amazing distro over the years. You can take time off to maintain your health, rather then your distribution! Linux will always be here :) We are praying..

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    2. Re:Hey folks by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 2, Funny


      I've got plenty of penicilin shots you can have. Just ignore the equine lable.

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      Slackware, what else when it must be secure, stable, and easy?
    3. Re:Hey folks by Vamphyri · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Feel Better Pat! We love your Distro. Looking forward to version 10!

    4. Re:Hey folks by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      Cool! I noticed that in your report and was about to post in BOLD TYPE! Hang in there, Man. As I posted elsewhere, you might consider a trip to Atlanta, seeing as the CDC is here. A thought. Either way, hang in there and hopefully someone has an answer. Maybe you'll get lucky and it will be something like, "Okay, soak 4 white grapes in gin. Then drink a pint of ale every 10 minutes until the grapes turn brown....do they ever even turn brown?"

    5. Re:Hey folks by Minwee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Take care of yourself. Don't mess around with your health. Remember that you can't check out an older version of yourself from CVS if things go wrong.

    6. Re:Hey folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look no further, it's kind of already out. :>

    7. Re:Hey folks by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Patrick,

      Many of us Slackware users want to help, is there a way we can send you money to help with this?

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    8. Re:Hey folks by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Pat, I wish you all the best from Munich/Germany. Your distro introduced me and many others to Linux and I earn my living with it now. Thank you!

      Get well, soon!

      Marcus

    9. Re:Hey folks by zx75 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just some friendly advice,
      You may be starting to feel better now, but don't sit around waiting for a 'next time'. Visit your doctor, tell them everything you can and make sure they listen. (Canadian here, occasionally when doctors are in a rush we get 'one foot out the door syndrome' where they are more focused on all the patients they have left to see today instead of the problem at hand.)

      Speaking from a point of view that I have had family members suffer very close calls... sometimes when 'next time' comes around, its already too late.

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    10. Re:Hey folks by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 1
      Looking forward to version 10!

      Where have you been? Version 10 has been out for some time now. Grab your copy at the slackware store.

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      Slackware, what else when it must be secure, stable, and easy?
    11. Re:Hey folks by tickticker · · Score: 4, Informative

      Good to hear you are feeling better.

      The long term IV anti-biotics are no big deal. They give you a PIC line that you can have for over 6 months, and the pump is in a fanny-pack. Almost no schedule interruption except you have to waterproof your arm in the shower. I've had 3 for various infections over the years and you just deal with them then they're over.

      Tickticker

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    12. Re:Hey folks by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I know you run under slackware, but perhaps if you wrote a nice letter to Symantec, they would produce a virus checking module for you.

      Theres a lot of people giving really good advice in this thread, the most important appears to be - get consistant help from a reputable vendor. Build up trust with a good doctor, this is already a long term illess you are living under.

      I hope you stay on the road to recovery :)

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
    13. Re:Hey folks by Blnky · · Score: 1

      Whatever I can do for you let me know. I seriously owe you for all of the years I have used Slackware. Get well.

    14. Re:Hey folks by drb000 · · Score: 0

      Absolute best wishes -- and thank you for Slackware. It's simply the best.

    15. Re:Hey folks by Weird_Hock · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm in Ohio, so I can only help with prayer and you have mine. University Hospital in Cleveland is excelent. My sister is an ER doctor in Cleveland. I'm sure we could hook you up with the right people here if that's an option for you. Respond to this post if that's an option and I'll contact you privately. Good luck.

    16. Re:Hey folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10.1 you mean ;)

      I have been running 10.0 for months

    17. Re:Hey folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, YOU have a brain infection. 10 has been out forever.

      Check yourself into a hospitol as well.

      StatiK76

    18. Re:Hey folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm feeling better and hope it continues

      No offense, and it is your body and your choice, but from your letter it seems like the "feeling better and hope it continues" thing has been going on with you for a few years now without success.

      As someone else said, do not "hope it continues". Seek professional medical attention NOW, not later. Go to your nearest hospital NOW. Tell them how long you have had this problem. Persist until you get a satisfactory explanation.

    19. Re:Hey folks by masouds · · Score: 1

      Hey Pat,
      You have my best wishes and prayers.
      You made me a linux dude with the 60+ floppy version of slackware back in 94 (it had 1.0.9 kernel).
      Do not read slashdot (not for now anyway). You really should be resting and resting.
      Yours faithfully,
      --mas

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    20. Re:Hey folks by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1
      My and my family's prayers are with you. Hope you get better, and thanks for all the hard work you've done.

      -Josh

    21. Re:Hey folks by joe83 · · Score: 1

      Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery.

    22. Re:Hey folks by Noryungi · · Score: 1


      Well, many people have said it before, but you have all my wishes for a quick & complete recovery, Patrick.

      If there is anything I (and many other Slackware users in France) can do, please let us know.

      I know that you don't need money right now but, especially if you have to go to a hospital for a long treatment, having a support fund could be helpful... And I know that I, and many others, would be very happy to contribute.

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    23. Re:Hey folks by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1
      Patrick,

      I echo the advice of others: do not worry about being a "GOMER".

      I was sick, and if I did not drive my own health care would probably be much sicker today and I would not have been able to father my son. I actually found the leading researcher in my condition (who happened to be at Mayo), read his papers, and asked him to see me. He did, and as a result of my work the doctor in my home town entirely changed the way he was treating other folks who had the same thing.

      Take charge.

      Bruce

    24. Re:Hey folks by RedBear · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Remember that you can't check out an older version of yourself from CVS if things go wrong.

      Offtopic. Doesn't that phrase sound strange when you apply it to a person, yet sounds quite correct when applied to software? You'd actually be checking out a younger version of yourself, not an older one. For some reason we measure the "age" of software backwards from today while we measure the age of a living thing forwards from its birth. Yet software is a living thing, in a way, constantly growing and maturing. Would it not make sense to say that we check out a younger version of software from CVS? We still celebrate software anniversaries and say that Linux is X years old, for instance.

      English is odd, sometimes.

    25. Re:Hey folks by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

      Pat, Talk this over with your docs, but if you have been/are going to be taking huge amounts of antibiotics, you need to keep your digestive system flora up with good flora. Candida albicans is just one of the things that can go on a rampage when the good flora are down. Live culture yogghurt will definitely help, the bifidus and acidophilous varieties are best. It used to be possible to get combined caprillic acid/acidophilous supplements, but the FDA has mucked that one up. I don't know if anything else is available in the states these days. (We have something her in Japan that my wife gives the kids when they've been taking antibiotics long enough to get loose bowel, but I have not researched it.) Hopefully, your docs will know of something. Oh, you say you've already given up smoking, that's important. What about alcohol, coffee, coke? Illegal junk? Refined sugars? Any of that is going to make it harder for your body to respond properly to medical treatment. Hopefully, you'll get the full lecture on that from your docs, if necessary, so I'll shut up. Hang in there.

    26. Re:Hey folks by twilightzero · · Score: 1

      Hey Patrick, if you get this (in the pile of other well-wishers) and were thinking about coming to the Mayo Clinic as mentioned somewhere below this, let me know and I can arrange for a place for you to stay here. Hope you keep on the up track!

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      "Christ what a design! I could eat a handful of iron filings and PUKE a better emergency pump than that!"
    27. Re:Hey folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slackware 11.0 on the way!! /o/ \o/ \o\

    28. Re:Hey folks by sp67 · · Score: 1
      Dr. C. Bacanu (author of the work described at http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd= Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=5514273&dopt=Abstract /) has succesfully treated Actinomicosis.


      I'm personally acquainted with him, so if you want to know more, contact me at st_popescu at yahoo dt com. I don't know of any of his papers on Actinomicosis being online, but if you're interested, I can scan some pages and send it to you.


      Take care

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      Tuff that Smatters.
    29. Re:Hey folks by rsidd · · Score: 1
      Offtopic. Doesn't that phrase sound strange when you apply it to a person, yet sounds quite correct when applied to software?

      Well, the Nov 2002 version of the software is the older version of the Nov 2003 software or the Nov 2004 software. They're 2 years, 1 year and 1 month old, respectively. It's like saying your elder sibling is an older version of you...

    30. Re:Hey folks by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Having had some experience at the Clinic (Mayo that is) I highly recommend your physician make the required phone calls to get you in no later than tomorrow morning. I'd bet a cold one he could probably cut enough red tape to do it. We used to drive in from NE Nebraska and be seen on about an hours notice after walking in. Those guys are GOOD Patrick, so put the key in the switch, NOW.

      Good Luck & Cheers, Gene

    31. Re:Hey folks by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      Uh.. This guy already stated at the beginning of his post that it was offtopic, does someone really need to waste a mod point on it?

      Interesting point though. =)

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    32. Re:Hey folks by Welsh+Dwarf · · Score: 0

      One more to add to the list from a convinced Slacker...

      Take good care fo yourself and get well soon.

      --
      Ask 8 slackers a question, get 10 awnsers (a citation, but I can't remember from who)
    33. Re:Hey folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell kind of filthy, disease-ridden Typhoid Mary wannabe are you that you've had 3 infection requiring IV antibiotics over the years?

  57. The problem in a nutshell by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Googling your medical symptoms, and going for trips to Fargo while seriously ill is _not_ the way to get better.

    If the US health system wasn't on a "pay us money or drop dead" basis, he probobly would have gotten serious treatement by now. Probobly another reason to go to Canada.

    Advice:
    Get to a hospital NOW
    Get serious treatement for disease
    Bed Rest until COMPLETELY cured.
    No not under any circumstances do anything at all related to computers, no matter how much you want to. Administrating Slackware systems is probobly half the cause of the disease.

    About the best thing /.'ers could do right now is buy more slackware T-Shirts I guess.

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    May the Maths Be with you!
    1. Re:The problem in a nutshell by easter1916 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, what a fine opportunity this situation presents for you to indulge in polemic... asshole.

    2. Re:The problem in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Canadian health system is *extremely* overworked and appointments with specialists take months to schedule. I had been treated for melanoma in the U.S. then moved to Canada where I simply needed to begin immunotherapy. My treatment had already been perscribed. However, the Canadians didn't even want to schedule me to see a doctor for two months. It took some extremely difficult conversations before they consented to treat me.

      So, to summarize, the Canadian health system isn't some panacea. Your health can suffer alot while waiting to see a doctor in this country.

    3. Re:The problem in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any hospital in the US will treat emergent cases for free if you are unable to pay. Even county hospitals treat non-emergent cases for free every day.

  58. Re:How To Help: Be an MD. Admit him to a hospital. by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

    Actually he said he already found one.
    "Rodney has no ability to directly admit me to a hospital without first sending me to an infectious disease MD there who would have to agree with all of this. I have an appointment on Friday."

    What I got from the article is he just wants us to send him some drugs....
    "Please call only if you can help get me some high-dose antibiotic treatment."

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    Technology, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
  59. My first serious post by trendescape · · Score: 0

    Maybe we can setup a fund raiser? Patrick has done so much for the Linux community, I think it's time to give back. I've been a slackware user for around 5 years now, and I feel compelled to pay him back in some way for this great distribution.

    Anyone want to setup a paypal account in his name?

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    irc.enterthegame.com #linux
  60. MYSTERY ILLNESS = AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's what you get for being so gay

  61. Interesting story by Secrity · · Score: 1

    It is an interesting story and an illustration of how difficult it can be to get some illnesses diagnosed and properly treated. It sounds like the infection has spread pretty far. It also sounds like he has been seeing doctors and doing what he was told are the right things (although way too many doctors didn't get the right diagnosis and self medicating on Cipro may not have been a good idea). As long as he is in Fargo, he may want to consider going to Rochester, MN. I understand that the Mayo clinic has some great infectious disease specialists. I wish him the best of luck and a complete recovery.

  62. Save your money. He sounds terminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said he was forced to use AOL for internet access. The end must be near.

  63. Info and pics by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Informative
    Here is some info I found on it. Note the reference to "aspiration pneumonia" (breathed in the infection) and "penecillin G". He shouldn't assume it came from his brushing though, he could've breathed it in from soil dust or countless other sources. Usually though it requires something like a wound to infect the body.

    Actinomycosis

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    1. Re:Info and pics by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 1

      I note that one of the cases is submittet from Dan Kwak, MD. I don't know about you but I wouldn't want a quack as a doctor :-)

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      Harald
  64. Good Article by cheshire_cqx · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.emedicine.com/MED/topic31.htm

    Prognosis:

    * When actinomycosis is diagnosed early and treated with appropriate antibiotic therapy, the prognosis is excellent.

    * The more advanced and complicated actinomycotic forms require aggressive antibiotic and surgical therapy for optimal outcome; however, deaths can occur despite such therapy.

  65. what a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I inquired with several physicians about "lung plaque" and most of them had never heard of such a thing.

    Wow, you coughed up a lunger! Quick run to the ER! It's an emergency!

  66. Patrick Volkerding by Emmettfish · · Score: 1

    I interviewed him about a million years ago at Comdex. Out of all of the hyped-up Linux people there, Patrick was probably the most human. Everyone had that glassy-eyed 'I'm going to make a million dollars' look in their eye, except for Patrick. Patrick was smiling the whole time and just enjoying himself. I hope you'll do what you can to help the guy out, I'm gonna see what I can come up with.

  67. Pat's in a good city Re:He should be in a hospital by swschrad · · Score: 1

    for doctoring stuff; Fargo is schytte haute medically, what with staff docs flying to Mayo for rounds and operating a daVinci surgical robosuite. He should bring a sleeping bag and camp out at MeritCare ER with a copy of his "last post?" printout until they run him upstairs and aspirate a sample for culturing (also known as sucking up a little gob from inside the lung.) once the bug(s) are known for sure, they can put him on a drip.

    he needs a workup, a monitor station, and a bed, not a black-market source of drugs and offsite diagnosis.

    I wish Patrick all the best, and he needs to take a couple weeks to a month off and get a treatment regimen underway under competent medical supervision. if anybody's in contact, that means RFN, pard, take the taxi now. 701-235-5535.

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  68. Similar to Tonsilloliths? by Sygiinu · · Score: 4, Informative
    I'm not an Medical geek, but the "yellow lung granule" sounds to me like it could be a tonsillolith.

    Tonsilloliths are some times called "tonsil stones". I'm aware that he maintains the granule came from the lung, but I'd be interested to examine the throaght and tonsils throughally to eliminate that posibility. I'm also aware that tonsilloliths or similar objects can form much further down than the tonsils.

    I'd be interested in whether the paitent had a history of tonsilitus, ear infection, post nasel drip or other sinus trouble.

    I'd try to find an ENT (Ear nose and throaght) surgen to discuss that with (and if s/he hasn't heard of tonsil stones go somewhere else or take some info from the web). Next stop would be a lung specilist, and someone to investigate the stomach and esophagus.

    Does anyone have an E-mail address where we can contact him if we can't call him by telephone?

    1. Re:Similar to Tonsilloliths? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey thanks! For years I would seemingly cough up these white/yellow balls of stuff. It wasn't until some time later that I could feel them with the very back of my tongue and realized that they were in the area of my tonsils/sinuses. At which point I realized they weren't in my lungs or being coughed up. They would cause really bad breath. Nowadays when they show up I just scrape them away. I've always wondered what the heck they were, did a number of searches. Thanks to your post I now know exactly what they are! Tonsilloliths! Thanks!

    2. Re:Similar to Tonsilloliths? by dbottaro · · Score: 1

      Here is his email address from the article he posted: volkerdi@slackware.com

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  69. Re:this is why i dont use slackware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny, I don't use Windows because there's no contingency if someone nukes Redmond or aliens invade.

    My boss suggested slackware so I don't spend any sleepless nights pondering "what if...", besides, Pat is more reliable and trustworthy than Microsoft.

  70. Emory by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I might suggest a trip here to Atlanta. Emory University Hospital is located right next to the CDC here.
    On the other hand, finding an old country doctor might do the trick. I once had a gland or something under my armpit swell. Local hospital in Alabama at the time had no clue what it was. We were dirt poor in those days and a friend of ours drove us out to this old doctor's house. He looked at it, hobble back behind his counter and drug out a an old medicine bottle (remember when persciptions came in those old brown bottles?) and scowled, "Here. Give 'im this 3 times a day and put a heat pad on it!" My Mom said, "Okay, when do you want to see him again?" "See who?" he said. "My son, to see how it's doing?" she replied. "See how what's doing? There won't be anything to see!" he said. He was right. You can insert all the jokes about how hard it really is to stump an ER doctor in Alabama, but the old dude was right on!

  71. Umm, it wasn't his mistake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the medical community give you no answers, you do pretty much anything to stay alive.

  72. It isn't clear... by lostlogic · · Score: 1

    from his post why he isn't already on the antibiotics, it doesn't sound like it is for lack of money or lack of health care. It sounds more like the doctors won't give them to him.

    At this point he just needs to get somewhere where they can put him in a hospital bed and monitor the infection 24/7 or he's going to die. Hopefully his doctors will be able to treat him correctly and in time, because it would be a tragedy for the linux community if Slackware died.

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  73. I can only help with advice... by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1


    If the engine in your car is making a funny sound and the mechanic says, I don't know what's broke but this here Marvel Mystery Oil should fix it, you need to find another mechanic. Same goes for a doctor.

    You haven't fixed something until you know how it is supposed to work, figured out why it's not working, identified the cause, and dealt with the cause.

    The doctor should figure out why you are broken and then apply a fix. To make sure he is doing his job you need to pin him down, just like you would someone who has written some code that doesn't work.

  74. Behold the Power of Google by MCSR_Jake · · Score: 0

    The note he wrote described how he practically diagnosed himself by looking up symptoms and whatnot on Google. Is efficient access to information more important and useful than years spent aquiring a relatively static set of knowledge?

  75. My bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anaerobic infection or aspergillosis (or another fungus endemic to the West Coast) + spontaneous pneumothorax.

  76. first off... by gwydion04 · · Score: 1

    he probably needs to be in a hospital for IV antibiotics (penicillin G).

    They need to get a sputum culture for speciation and sensitivities. If it is indeed a lung abscess, it is most likely polymicrobial, and not just actinomyces!

    Here's the scoop from the Textbook of Respiratory Medicine by Murray and Nadel:

    Actinomycosis Epidemiology.

    Although members of the Actinomycetaceae family are true bacteria, they were long considered fungi because of their filamentous morphology and slow growth characteristics. The indolent pulmonary infection produced by these organisms mimics that produced by fungi or mycobacteria. Different species within the two genera that cause actinomycosis (Actinomyces and Propionibacterium) produce subacute to chronic pulmonary infections that are virtually indistinguishable. Normally, these microorganisms reside as harmless commensals in the oropharynx. A defect in the host's anatomic barriers permits invasion into tissue, after which either a suppurative or a granulomatous inflammatory reaction or sometimes both develop.

    Pulmonary actinomycotic infection follows aspiration of oropharyngeal material. Periodontitis and other dental diseases clearly increase the risk of cervicofacial invasion and, presumably, for acquiring pulmonary disease.[325] Infection may occur at any age, but most affected patients are between 30 and 60 years old. Cases in men outnumber those in women by four to one. such as bronchiectasis and obstructive lung disease are often associated underlying conditions.[326]

    Clinical Manifestations.

    The clinical manifestations of actinomycosis develop insidiously. Constitutional symptoms, including fatigue, weight loss, and low-grade fever, may be present for weeks to months before diagnosis. Chronic fungal infection, tuberculosis, and malignant tumor are prominent diagnostic considerations. Most patients develop productive cough and pleuritic chest pain gradually, but hemoptysis and putrid sputum are unusual.

    On examination, patients with actinomycosis appear chronically ill. Fever may be absent altogether. Cervicofacial involvement is rarely observed in patients with thoracic involvement. In confined pulmonary disease, only local rales and diminished breath sounds are evident. There may be significant loss of lung volume owing to pulmonary destruction and fibrosis. Malignancy may be closely simulated, even at thoracotomy. In more advanced cases, actinomycosis progresses to involve the pleural space and thoracic wall. The opening of a sinus tract may appear on the chest and discharge characteristic "sulfur granule"-containing pus (Fig. 33.19) . These distinctive 2-mm gritty, yellow granules consist of masses of intertwined filaments of the Actinomyces or Propionibacterium organism that have been mineralized by host-derived calcium phosphate. Granules can be collected for histopathologic evaluation and culture by filtering of the pus through gauze.

    Notably, laboratory abnormalities, including leukocytosis, are absent in most patients with actinomycosis. In chronic cases, anemia may be profound. Radiographic findings are variable. Most commonly, the process is confined to a single lobe and produces one or more small cavitary lesions. In advanced cases, the findings are more distinctive, with penetration through the chest wall, destruction of adjacent bone tissue, or direct extension through an interlobar fissure.[327] Other possible radiographic findings include a solitary lung nodule, fibrocavitary infiltrate, or massive empyema.[328]

    Microbiologic Diagnosis.

    Members of the Actinomyces and Propionibacterium genera are gram-positive, diphtheroidal or filamentous, branching bacilli. Most strains grow best in anaerobic conditions, although some also grow aerobically. Strains are identified in the clinical laboratory on the basis of biochemical properties and by gas-liquid chromatography of fatty acid end products.

    In patients with a cutaneous chest wall sinus, the best me

    1. Re:first off... by hyperbaba · · Score: 1

      This infection looks like a fungi infection Candida for example

    2. Re:first off... by gwydion04 · · Score: 1

      In case anybody wonders where I got this, it came from MD Consult, so it's a pretty unimpeachable source.

      Being a lowly med student does have (a few... so very few...) advantages.

  77. Let's all learn from Patrick by VFVTHUNTER · · Score: 1

    His post is SO rife with commonalities in medicine, as an employee at a very busy ER, I just can't pass this up:

    1. Don't ever fricking take antibiotics unless a physician prescribes them for you.

    Come on children, even Dr. Evil went to evil medical school for a reason. Specific antibiotics work on specific bugs. Usually they will get cultures to figure out what bug is causing the problem. In the meantime, they will usually start you out on something they've picked based on their exam and your history...and you know what? That's a hard choice, even for Docs. In the meantime, when you take something you picked off of rxlist.com, you are either feeding your bug or are cross-training it, making it stronger.

    Specifically in Pat's case: Cipro, which he took, is a fluoroquinolone. Fluoroquinolones in general are bad choices for treating Actinomycosis.

    2. Don't skip sround from doc to doc to doc.

    This is just stupid. Wherever you go first, give them two or three chances to fix ya. If it's something emergent, go to the same ED 2 or 3 times, then head to the nearest research-university's ED. Particularly now that HIPAA is law, it's very difficult for different hospital systems to share information. In addition, they ALL have different protocols, which means each specific institution will tackle the same problem differently, and each time you go to a new one, they have to essentially start at the beginning. Pick a good, well-respected facility, and stick with them.

    While we're on the subject: ER medicine, because of the astronomical overcrowding nowadays, has adopted a if-they're-gonna-live-then-getem-outta-here policy. If you're even remotely describable as stable, your ass is getting discharged.

    3. Let us not underestimate the power of google.

    Actinomycosis (NOT actinomyces) is pretty freaking rare. I think it's safe to say that google contains more information than any human/physician can hold in his head. A tip tho: before you take a page you've googled to your doc, search for another, different website (I usually look for 3-5) with the same information. Every site you find with the same info adds legitimacy to the next.

    1. Re:Let's all learn from Patrick by gregm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bah! bullshit... tell all this to my friend Robert... oh wait, you can't, he's fucking dead. He had no insurance and literaly had a tumor the size of a fucking softball on his pancreas. The first two "doctors" gave him some bs and sent him on is way. Only after we got him on Medicaid did anyone bother to give him the time of day. His symptoms were classic, big bulge sticking out of his side, bleeding gums etc. and yet he was absurdly mis-diagnosed twice.

      As far as google knowing more than a doctor... WTF can't a doctor with all that education and information google for themselves? Aparently not or they aren't willing to take time out of their golf schedule to do so.

      I've had a pain in my upper right abdomin for a few years now... they did tests upon tests performed surgery and removed my gall bllader and yet I still have the freakin pain. I even asked the surgeon to look around at that area while he was removing my gall bladder because I know it's way higher than my gall bladder and after surgery when I asked him if he saw anything he gave me a blank look and didn't even remember our earlier conversation. So now I can't drink milk unless I take Nexium daily and I still have that pain in my upper stomach, thanks so much doctors.

      One of their theories was I had some disease where the iron build up in your bloodstream and were getting ready to start the bloodletting when someone realized that the amount of iron reported on my blood test was impossibly high... so did they do another test?? hell no, since the iron levels were too high to be possible then it must be impossible for them to be reasonably high. Of couse I researched that disease (I can't remember the name) and the symptoms didn't match up to mine in the least anyway.

      The problem with antibiotics is mis-use... First off don't take anyhting until you absolutly have to and then make damn sure you take enough to kill every last germ before stopping.

      I hope it's just like this at the doctors we've gone to in central Indiana and the rest of the country actually has well-meaning and inteligent doctors.

      So Patrick you do whatever it takes to get this figured out and anyone who is telling you how stupid you are for self-anything to go to hell. Don't be afraid to make a scene at the Doctors's office to get them to take you seriously, if you don't they could just let you die.

    2. Re:Let's all learn from Patrick by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      I've had a pain in my upper right abdomin for a few years now... they did tests upon tests performed surgery and removed my gall bllader and yet I still have the freakin pain. I even asked the surgeon to look around at that area while he was removing my gall bladder because I know it's way higher than my gall bladder and after surgery when I asked him if he saw anything he gave me a blank look and didn't even remember our earlier conversation. So now I can't drink milk unless I take Nexium daily and I still have that pain in my upper stomach, thanks so much doctors.

      This is going to sound stupid, but I'm going to ask anyway:

      1. How much caffeine (tea/coffee/chocolate) do you do in a day? Past a certain point, if I'm drinking caffeine I get pains which might be best described as similar to having an ulcer. As such, I quit a year ago - and have not had stomach pains since.

      2. Have you considered that you might be allergic to milk? (ie. Lactose intolerant?) Switch to Lactose-free milk and see if you feel better.

      Just a couple of things... you never know - they might fix it. If they don't, no harm done. But if they do....

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    3. Re:Let's all learn from Patrick by gregm · · Score: 1

      Yeah I quit cafeine... I was a heavy coke drinker... oh sure occasionally I'll have a candybar but my cafeine intake is way way down. I've talked to other's who've had their gall bladder removed and some (but not all) of them couldn't handle milk either.

      I told my wife about my earlier and she brought up another run-in we've had with doctors concerning my son last summer. She knew exactly what the problem was (he had an incredibly sore throat and couldn't eat at all). She told the doctor her theory at the thrid visit in a 2 week period and asked to have him tested (I don't remember what her theory was and can't ask her for marital reasons :) for X and they refused. We finally took him to another doctor and they concluded (after 2 visits) that he had whatever my wife had been saying all along.

      Anyway thanks for the advice.

      G

  78. PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME FREE POT by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

    WTF is this?

    A plea to help this guy illegally obtain drugs that he has no subscription for?

    WTF is wrong with slashdot, I don't care what the fuck this guy has to do with GPL this or that.

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    1. Re:PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME FREE POT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are one of the lamest trolls, I ever encountered on slashdot. That's really quite an accomplishment, how about you RTFA or go fuck a power socket?

      Either way we'll all be most grateful.

    2. Re:PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME FREE POT by epiphani · · Score: 1

      Hes looking for a DOCTOR you twit. RTFA. Hes not looking for drugs, hes looking for doctors who know how to treat his illness, according to what hes read and been told.

      Hes also the sole maintainer of (i believe) the second and oldest still maintained linux distributions.

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    3. Re:PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME FREE POT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oldest of the still maintained

    4. Re:PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME FREE POT by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, blah blah blha, TFA, another long winded life story of his illness.

      I "cut to the chase" and read "Please call only if you can help get me some high-dose antibiotic treatment."

      Which sounds a lot like "PLEASE GIVE ME DRUGS I HAVE NO SCRIPT FOR" to me.

      I'll do my part file his Darwin Award submission for trying to be his own cardio-pulmanary specialist.

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    5. Re:PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME FREE POT by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1
      Wow. I know you're a lame-ass idiot troll, but I can't resist responding to this. I hope you never find yourself in chronic pain from a disease nobody can identify. If he's in anything like the pain I'm imagining he's in, it's rather amazing he was able to tell his story so clearly and rationally.

      I've been there -- so desparate I'd ask slashdot for help if I thought it could possibly provide any -- it's not a fun spot to be in.

      All he's asked for is help thinking through the predicament and perhaps expedited treament by those who are in a position to lend a hand.

      Since you clearly have no intention of helping him to either, why don't you shut the fuck up.

      Jackass.

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    6. Re:PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME FREE POT by RedBear · · Score: 1

      Treatment. He said treatment. That's like a program, not a substance. As in, something that is normally administered by a qualified physician. He said "high-dose antibiotic treatment" because at this point in time according to what little information he has about this disease he believes that is the one and only treatment that will actually help him. He isn't an idiot, so I am willing to bet that if he were to actually see a specialist and the specialist prescribed a different treatment, he would listen. But he hasn't seen a specialist yet, and as of the writing of the letter he won't have access to one until Friday.

      I don't know if you're usually an idiot, but today you are being both an idiot and an ignorant, insensitive jackass.

      BTW, antibiotics have no similarity to narcotics, hallucinogens or pain killers. They don't give you a "high" or anything like that. This makes your assertion doubly ridiculous. Next time you feel like "cutting to the chase", do yourself and all of us a favor. Don't.

    7. Re:PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME FREE POT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I don't know if you're usually an idiot, but today you are being both an idiot and an ignorant, insensitive jackass.

      Mate, calm down, getting lary is not going to help Pat, just the same as taking the pi$$ a little isn't going to kill him.

      We all hope Pat will be ok, but if you can't directly help him, then posting something which puts a cheeky smile on peoples face's for a second is good enough.

  79. Strange story by InternationalCow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a qualified /. MD I can tell you that this is an oddnstory. Now, where the actinomyces bit comes from is a mystery because his letter doesn't mention it. The complaints he lists are not typical of anything but the consistently normal results of CT/Thorax and lab (the deviations he lists are not significant) suggest that some of it may be more mental than anything else. That said, some complaints can be consistent with a diagnosis of pleuritis/pericarditis or even pulmonary embolism. However, the additional investigations should have uncovered this. An infection is not very likely all considered. Why was nothing cultured? If Volkerding is expectorating, stuff can be cultured. Apparently no such material was available. In extremis, direct puncture of suspicious lesions can provide material for culture or PCR.
    Actinomyces species, to name one cause of infection that seems to be relevant to this discussion, causes lung abcesses that lead to spitting of blood and fever and such. It is also associated with immunosuppression, ie in HIV infection or when on organ transplant medication to name a few. In all, no convincing case for an infection.
    Lastly, I find this plea for help via the Internet rather odd. One might imagine that a well-educated person like mr. Volkerding should be able to find his way to proper medical care. The consistent failure of several doctors using pretty advanced technology to find any clear abnormality combined with the absence of typical symptoms suggests to me that mr Volkerding may not suffer from any physical abnormality at present.

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    1. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you read the post???

      He said he he saw "sulfur nodules" which is consistent with this disease. He also coughed up "plaque" (pus perhaps) which would be consistent with the disease. He felt "draining" in his chest (a fistula perhaps?)

      His problem is that he went from doctor to doctor rather than going to a good doctor and working with that doctor to systematically rule out problems and to get referred to an ID expert. It seems like he's starting from scratch each time.

      Of course it is possible that he's delusional or making this up but if you assume he's telling the truth he should simply work with his doctor and not try and be so clever about it.

    2. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cut him some slack (har), doc. While acutely ill, he reached out to his preferred community for help. You seem to assume that distressed patients will always behave in a sober, rational manner, and that "proper medical care" is easy to scare up in the US.

      Your first choice seems to be: blame the patient!

    3. Re:Strange story by Hawkeye477 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to be rude but in your last sentence you completely summed up the problems I have had with doctors and what is wrong with doctors, which is "They are just as egotystical as programmers". I'll never understand how doctors think they actually understand the human body, they always think they are right... it drives me nuts. If I say it hurts .. it really hurst! it's not mental!

      A perfect examples of my last run in with dr is... I'm 25 years old with the problems of a 50 year old and everytime a new one hits me the doctors take forever to believe me and then I usually end up having to figure out what I have and force it down there throats until they come to the same conclusion themselves ... The latest one in my shitty annoying illnesesses is a herniated Disk in my back between L1-L2 ... Since the pain was in my back and front, the doctors (not just one, but many) all assumed I had intestinal problems, or kidney problems ... no one wanted to listen to me that it hurt more depending on the way I moved until they stuck enough poles up my ass and could not find a thing and did an MRI on my Lumbar spine. This took (9 months!)

      One bit of advice for Doctors (and Programmers). STOP BEING SO DAMN EGOTYSTICAL! computers and the human body are very very complicated machines, u ain't always gonna be right and shoudl look at all the syptoms of the problem and LISTEN to the patients (or users)...

      SO that is my little rant as I sit here high on pain killers trying ot make the pain go away from my screwed up disc ...

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    4. Re:Strange story by InternationalCow · · Score: 1

      Yes, I did read his story. If you read my comment you should have noted that. Please be aware that all is interpretation here. What is meant by "plaque"? Dental plaque? The kind of plaque that hangs over doors? Plaque is only a descriptive term in dermatology, elsewhere it is a diagnosis or an interpretation. Either way, not something I can handle in this context. "Sulfur nodules", again, is interpretation by Mr Volkerding himself. That he calls them that way does not mean that he is coughing balls of some kind of actinomyces (you do know that there are many different subspecies?). He may as well be coughing hair balls for all I know. A popping and draining feeling does not mean that something (an abcess?) has really drained. If you have abcesses in your lungs you ain't driving I can tell you. Hard to value, this one. Like I said - insufficient data to make a real diagnosis. And, like you said, he should go see a real good doctor and work things out.

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    5. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing hard (so it seems) these days to find a doctor who does more than triage one's symptoms so they get you out the door and move on to the next person in their waiting room.

      I came down with chicken pox when I was 15... a bit late and it was pretty bad as a result. It was mis-diagnosed as Musculosum Contagiosum. Mis-diagnosing *chicken pox* ?????

      Next big ailment I had, doctors said was candisis, a skin/nail fungal infection. Turns out that it took 5 different doctors and treatments of no effect to get the proper diagnosis of a genetic disease called Psoriasis, an issue caused by one's immune system excreting too much of a protein called TNF (tumor necrosis factor) into the epidermis.

      I for one, am exasperated with doctors at this point. The seemingly pervasive lack of attention to detail is disheartening and wastes time, money, and health.

    6. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having read of (many) multiple horror stories of what doctors do to patients through misdiagnosis, improper medication, in hospitals, etc., etc., etc., I'd want AT LEAST 3 doctors to be consulted, for a starter. The human body is far more complex, and far more unknown than ANY group of doctors ANYWHERE can fathom. Doctors just hopefully improve your chances at being properly diagnosed and treated. I, for one, am very tired of our "godlike", overindulged, medical overlords...;-)

      Take that, with a grain of NaCl and don't call me in the morning...

    7. Re:Strange story by stdcallsign · · Score: 1

      I have psoriasis too, and it took several dermatologists months to diagnose this rather common ailment. I was given prescriptions for bacterial skin infections, fungal infections, even ringworm.

      I had it in rather sensitive areas, and I must say that the prescription for ringworm (iodine) was not very fun for an 8 year old to apply on a psoriasis rash in these locations.

    8. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to side with Mr Volkerding. It's a hugely frustrating experience to bounce from dr to dr searching for the answer(s) to your problem(s).

      I'm in the same boat, with somewhat similar symptoms. In february of 2004 I experienced a severe case of food poisoning. I threw up like I've never thrown up before (for 12 hours ... it was exhausting). That was followed up and coupled with problems from the other end.

      3 weeks later my real problems started. My throat felt like it was closing up randomly. I'd be laying down and it would just feel like it was closing up. I'd eat, it'd feel like it was closing up. It seemed completely random.

      I also developed a constant post nasal drip. I constantly try to hack and cough mucous loose and spit it out (about every 20 minutes). It doesn't seem to come from my nose/nasal passages/cavities either.

      Then the fatigue and random light headedness and nausea kicked in. Completely random, didn't seem to matter with what I ate.

      I caught anything and everything at the drop of a hat. If a virus came around, I was the first to get it. Flu, put me on the list.

      I also had some stomach issues, constipation, diahrea, sometimes both at the same time (hard to imagine, but it happens).

      I've been to many doctors and quite a few specialists. Internal medicine doctor's, 3 of em. ENTs, 2 of them. GIs, 1, I'm looking for another one since this month I was supposed to see him again, but my insurance company was so nice to let me know that as of SEPTEMBER he will no longer be covered.

      I've had a few full blood palettes (or whatever the call it) done, an MRI of my brain, x-rays of my chest, allergy testing, endogastroduodenoscopy (sp? ... where they stick a camera down your throat), been on steroids, antibiotics, anticoagulants, nexium, lexopro... nothing helped.

      I've been told:
      - It's a sinus infection
      - might have been strep
      - you have acid reflux
      - you have IBS
      - maybe you've just been unlucky this year
      - you are allergic to everything under the sun
      and a few other things

      Oh, another constant thing that is similar to Mr Volkerding's experience. Those little yellow chunks. Mine come directly out of my tonsils. I know of 2 or 3 holes in my tonsils where they constantly come out (sometimes as regularly as every 3 or 5 days). Mine are called tonsililoths and are caused by several different factors but ultimately when the white blood cells attack the foreign body.

      My most recent ENT seems to have been a much more knowledgable doctor as he actually heard of these things. He numbed my throat and actually looked into my tonsils where he saw several tonsililoths sitting inside the tonsils.

      I also DO have a history of strep throat from my highschool and early college years. With this, he recommended me getting my tonsils out,which I am likely to do in January. I'm not looking forward to it as tonsils out at 28 is supposed to be quit the painful recovery.

      What I am still at a loss for is what is wrong with my stomach. My most recent trip to the internal medicine is when my Dr said "you have IBS" with great confidence. I had been in there 3 times in 3 weeks and he appeared to be getting annoyed with me (which is highly frustrating on my part).

      All this ups and downs (I got sick every other month or so since february, getting REALLY sick in october) has taken its toll on my mentally as well. I was starting to get depressed.

      He gave me a prescription to Lexapro, he said antidepressants often help IBS. I took 1 pill and had what seemed to be an allergic reaction to it. I got cold, shaky, and nauseas and was ready to throw up all over the place. I was also severly fatigued and didn't want to eat - this lasted for 4 days. By the 5th day I figured it must hvae been the flu so I took another pill. WHAM, same problems. I called the Dr back to get a recommendation for a GI and ask him about the pills.

      I n

    9. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple answers:
      Programmers always know best, and they're smarter than people they disagree with.

    10. Re:Strange story by ylon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Aside from the French (pardon my colloquialism) this fellow hit it on the head. I almost went into medicine, but started my own computer consulting and programming firm (often hear that doctors often encounter this path sometime in life) and can say that Hawkeye4 is absolutely right. Doctors and programmers have some serious issues that they encounter during work. Doctors more especially as they have human lives at stake.

      Doctors, and programmers, also have a tendency to live in their own little world while disregarding the real needs or desires of others(often programmers worse than doctors, thus Windows as well as the pitiful situation of UI today, one of my pet peeves... :) Don't misinterpret what I'm saying here. I love doctors, as I said, almost was one, and my grand father was a D.O.

      Remember that people don't want to be sick (usually) and that you're best bet is to trust them that they're trying to help you to help them. Hurrah for Patrick. I applaud you and would do the same in terms of jumping around and researching if one of my family or myself were at stake. May our Father in Heaven bless you and my prayers are with you.

      PS - Go to a DO ASAP rather than any more MDs.

    11. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The consistent failure of several doctors using pretty advanced technology to find any clear abnormality combined with the absence of typical symptoms suggests to me that mr Volkerding may not suffer from any physical abnormality at present.
      I have intermittent lone atrial fibrillation. I also have migraine that is mostly without headache but with a variety of neurological symptoms (one of which is lowering of the arrythmia threshold).

      Doctors, a bizarre mix of symptoms plus absence of identifiable signs does not equal hypochondriasis.

    12. Re:Strange story by InternationalCow · · Score: 3, Informative

      OK. I now read the rest of his letter. Didn't come through in the first go. It doesn't make things any better. Worse, really. While commendable, the googling is not helpful at all. His MD apparently believes in the presence of actinomyces WITHOUT culturing and is content with it being specified as israelii without grounds. Then, he gets prednisone (my guess would be to reduce dyspnea) after having started antibiotic treatment: -without culture -with a narrow spectrum antibiotic' -to which many micro organisms are resistant. Sloppy. If the antibiotics do not help the pred will make things worse. As stated in other posts (including by me) mr Volkerding needs to seek COMPETENT help and stop f*ckin around trying to doctor himself and going to people of questionable skill.

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    13. Re:Strange story by harvardian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with other responses to this post. You sound all too like many doctors I've come across. Rather than listen sympathetically and try to find an honest answer, you jump to the conclusion that the patient's problem is in his/her head.

      I've personally never had a serious disagreement with a physician, but my girlfriend spent the last three years (!) getting a proper diagnosis. The first two doctors told her that everything was in her head and didn't do any serious testing. Crying and frustrated by the opinions of doctors like yourself, she decided they were right and decided to "deal" with the problem herself.

      A year later, the problem continued unabated, and she decided (at my pushing) to see another doctor, despite how scared she was to be told that she was a mental case again.

      To make a long story short, they found that her amenorrhea (she doesn't have her period) and extreme hunger weren't caused by a mental illness or an eating disorder as previously believed (we both knew neither was possible), but she rather has polycystic ovaries, insulin intolerance, and extremely low leptin levels (as well as having the strange female hormone levels that go along with all that). She even took part in a clinical trial for active women with problems like these where she took leptin, and it was like night and day (FYI, she's not overweight but rather very active...apparently both can cause similar problems, but I don't know much about it). So it's pretty clear that none of this was in her head.

      And my father was a doctor, FYI, so it's not like I have a problem with them. He agreed with me (before he passed away) that doctors are all too often dismissive of people's problems.

      Also, in regard to "If Volkerding is expectorating, stuff can be cultured" -- if you took him at his word (which I've noted is difficult for you to do), then you'd know that he has retrieved what he thinks is a sulfur nugget from his throat, and he'll probably get it analyzed when he sees the specialist. I don't know why you even mention culturing, he never said what he retrieved from his throat was organic.

    14. Re:Strange story by theGreyMuppet · · Score: 1

      "Lastly, I find this plea for help via the Internet rather odd. One might imagine that a well-educated person like mr. Volkerding should be able to find his way to proper medical care" + " typical symptoms suggests to me that mr Volkerding may not suffer from any physical abnormality at present" = WTF? Can you not hear yourself?? Text is a bad medium I know.... but still that comes across bad. You give an example of why someone might want to look to wider sources at the same time that you are ridiculing it.

    15. Re:Strange story by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      If I say it hurts .. it really hurst! it's not mental!

      That doesn't mean the cause of the pain isn't mental. If they don't believe you when you say it hurts, that's not the same issue as believing that it really does hurt but there is no physical problem.

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    16. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds very much like my issues getting my gyn disorder (endometriosis) diagnosed. It wasn't until a peach sized cyst formed on my right ovary and I went in thinking the pain was the appendix that it was finally caught... after years of pain and trouble eating. Turns out the eating problems were because all the food I ate back then are suspected to make the pain of this disorder worse. Things got much better once I had surgery to drain the cyst/dried blood and laser out the endo lessions. Then I changed my diet to avoid most problem foods and things got even better, except a little bit of pain from scarring at the incision site.

      Women with reproductive disorders seem to have a disproportionate amount of trouble getting proper diagnosis early on. Most women with endometriosis go through years of being told "it's all in your head" only to find out the problem when they're attempting to have a baby but can't because the scarring from the lessions has rendered them infertile. I'm sure similar happens with other reproductive disorders have hit similar brick walls and they don't find out the cause until years later. I think the reason it's mostly diagnosed during infertility treatment is because that's usually paid for by the patients, not the insurance, so there's no "cost cutting" pressures on the diagnostics.

      Even with my confirmed endometriosis, getting basic treatment on my current health plan is a PITA. Best I can get out of them is birth control (keeps things in check) and perhaps an occasional ultrasound if the knife through the abdomen pain comes back. Forget about another surgery unless the ultrasound shows something. Forget about even seeing an ob/gyn annually or during a pain attack, they'd rather you see the gyn nurse or primary care doctor. For people with more than the average cold, trying to get good health care is a mix of bad doctors and good doctors constrained by bad health plans (or just outright dropped, as happened with my last good gyn).

    17. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know organic means?

    18. Re:Strange story by standsolid · · Score: 1

      Jeez. I understood like three words in that.

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    19. Re:Strange story by johansalk · · Score: 1



      the consistently normal results ... suggest that some of it may be more mental than anything else... The consistent failure of several doctors using pretty advanced technology to find any clear abnormality combined with the absence of typical symptoms suggests to me that mr Volkerding may not suffer from any physical abnormality at present.

      I'm a qualified doctor too, in fact, I practice psychiatry, and I have come across many patients who were considered depressed or excessive worriers because they thought there was something wrong with them, persistently so, despite the abscence of clear abnormalities on examination and the "consistently normal results" from tests, but eventually were proven right, and usually quite tragically, like that lady I won't forget who proved to have cancer that escaped repeated attempts at discovery and died in not too long after its eventual diagnosis. That's not to say I've not seen many with psychosomatic complaints, those exist, without a doubt, but I don't, as the say, the abscence of evidence does not mean evidence of abscence.

    20. Re:Strange story by Argy · · Score: 1

      > Volkerding should be able to find his way to proper medical care.

      He is finding his way to proper medical care, but it takes a lot of time. You can't just walk in to a specialist's office and say "diagnose me." You need to make an appointment with your regular physician, who might order some tests, and when those get back, he might refer you to another facility for more tests, and if they're negative, you need still more tests from somewhere/someone else. Each round can take a couple days or a couple weeks, and has the potential for problems like the missed delivery he related in his narrative. When you've got what you perceive as a potentially life-threatening illness, waiting for days and weeks between tests and appointments is beyond frustrating, and using whatever resources you can seems like a no-brainer. He's using family, friends, self research, and a general call for help on the Internet. It's not like he's avoiding medical help to use the internet instead, he's in limbo waiting for his next appointment, and is using the internet to try and get any added information or help that might be useful.

      You really seem to lack an understanding of the patient/consumer side of having a serious illness. Even supposing it is a psychologicial issue (which sounds unlikely to me but not impossible), it doesn't make the patient's desperation any less real. It makes sense (to me, as a layperson) to address the issue as a physical problem until it's more sufficiently ruled out. If it does turn out to be a psychological problem, it probably won't kill him in the meantime, so that can be addressed later down the road.

      While you've given your opinion on the story being odd or suspect, do you have any constructive suggestions on what you think he should do differently at this point? (Putting aside suggestions of what he might have done differently in the past).

    21. Re:Strange story by harvardian · · Score: 1

      From dictionary.com:

      Chemistry. Of or designating carbon compounds.

      Of course, it also means "Of, relating to, or derived from living organisms". But this wasn't what I was thinking...forgive me, I'm a systems biologist and I was pissed.

    22. Re:Strange story by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Lastly, I find this plea for help via the Internet rather odd. One might imagine that a well-educated person like mr. Volkerding should be able to find his way to proper medical care.


      I actually see some very good advice (and some nonsense). The thing is that intelligent or not, most people don't have a good handle on the journey through our medical system. Our impressions of medicine seem to come from medical shows where doctors are brilliant, diagnosis are fast, easy, and accurate.

      The reality is far far away from that. Some doctors don't know what the hell they're doing and make bad diagnosis. Others (quite a few actually) make the first assumption that "it's all in your head", and tell patients to go home and take it easy. Some patients make the mistake of going to multiple doctors and no doctor ever gets a complete picture (this is often a result of problems one and two above).

      All of this leads to patients going to their wits end to solve their medical problems. People start researching diseases over the internet, make pleas of help with friends/family, etc. Getting back to the original point, if you or some member of your family don't know your way around the medical system it's often very hard to get treated properly. What I see here on slashdot is a decent map of what to expect from those in the medical community. All too often the response from doctors seems to come from a basic "get them out of here quick as possible" approach. That can mean a quick crappy diagnosis and pushing some common "mostly harmless" cure like anti-biotics, or it can be your initial response of "it's all in your head".

      What I would agree with is the "does anyone know someone that'll give me treatment X" approach is the wrong way to go. But really it seems that the reason the guy is taking this approach is a failing of the medical system itself.

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    23. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man. I know exactly what you are talking about!

      I had food poisoning myself. (Treated improperly by an RN, no less. Didn't realize what it was myself until years later.)

      The fatigue. Total exhaustion. The depression.

      The catching of every virus in the city. Airlines were the worst. I couldn't fly without coming down sick. I used to get a secondary ear infection, or a lower-respiratory track infection, about once a year.

      The cough syrup with codeine was horrible. Knocked me out completely. Couldn't stay awake. (Got sent home from high school for that... As I recall, they had me drive home too.) And the docs wanted me to keep at it. Maybe the symptoms would subside. The symptoms were that I was unconscious! What, are we going for addiction too?

      Annual doses of antibiotics didn't exactly help my GI track along.

      Which brings up the extensive diarrhea. At one point, I had diarrhea every day for four weeks straight. I went in and saw my doc about it. Hell, I had consumed untreated water on a camping trip. There's all sorts of unicellular organisms that could be causing my problem.

      My doc said I had IBS and -- I quote -- "LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT".

      FOUR weeks straight of diarrhea. No breaks. And I'm supposed to learn to live with it?

      Fuck that shit. Literally! I started googling.

      You know what I found?

      Yogurt. You can get lactose free varieties now at your local grocery store. [O'Soy]

      The human body is outnumbered, cell for cell, about 10-1 by other lifeforms living in or about us. A healthy population in the GI track does wonders for fatigue, diarrhea, and the immune system overall. Even helps depression a bit.

      Mind you. Too much yogurt... That's not so good. About 1 serving every couple of days works for me. It's even better than pepto-bismol. (A couple of hours longer to kick in, but no constipation afterwards.)

      Garlic. A clove of garlic. Don't chew it. Just suck on it like a cough drop. It turns off a cough like a light switch. Instant effect. Vastly better than anything else I've ever seen. Apparently there is a chemical in garlic that trips nerve cells. That's what makes it spicy. This chemical effectively scratches the itch in your throat.

      Don't use it if you are coughing up stuff! You don't want that gunk to stay and fester in your lungs. (But when it's a dry, hacking cough. And it hurts too much to breath, let alone cough. It's a real lifesaver!)

      One side effect: Aroma-chemicals from the garlic are excreted through every bodily fluid. Even tears and sweat. You will have a noticeable aroma. Vampires won't come near you. Neither will family, friends, or pets. Which isn't exactly a bad thing when you're that sick.

      Honey Tea. Nothing overcomes hypoglycemia faster. Great perk-up when you are feeling exhausted/fatigued. Something about the honey in hot-liquid form just gets absorbed so very fast.

      Food Diary. Food allergies affect a lot of folks. Oftentimes the effects are not felt for some time afterwards. Like a day or three. A Food Diary lets you find the patterns. (It's particularly evil when, like me, you can consume the fish in butter one day and be fine. But not twice within a three day period.)

      Sleep. A regular sleep cycle - going to bed at the same time each night, getting up at the same time each day - is essential. You can actually manufacture depression artificially by altering your sleep cycle. They do that in labs, to test antidepressant medications.

      Gloves. There is increasing evidence that by touching contaminated surfaces, then blowing your nose, you can get infected. Apparently some viruses can survive for quite some time on hard surfaces. (Things like doorknobs, tables, keyboards, etc.) I've seen modest success using this technique on airlines.

    24. Re:Strange story by Twylite · · Score: 1

      Great reply :) I have far too much direct and indirect experience with arrogant physicians to put much faith in their abilities or professionalism anymore.

      Doctors seem overly keen on keeping a monopoly on medical information, and frown on "self diagnosers" and "cyberchondriacs", and in doing so they refuse to admit to themselves that the patient is the best person to recognise their own symptoms, and has a vested interest in their own health (rather than seeing their on-going ill-health as a source of cash).

      Despite visits to three GPs and three specialists over a course of many years, the best answer I could get to ongoing abdominal discomfort and gastric reflux was "Irritable Bowel Symdrome". A little reading of reputable medical sources lets on that IBS is not the catch-all most doctors take it for, and that I wasn't subjected to a number of tests required to rule out other possibilities.

      More importantly my doctors failed to pick up on other symptoms (Western medicine has never been very good at the holistic approach) and consider whether they could be related.

      So it turns out that my abdominal pains and acid reflux, a significant portion of weight gain, and a minor problem with dry skin and acne is all related to food intolerance ... to gluten. Yep -- an estimated 10% to 30% of the population have it, and it didn't cross the doctors' minds.

      15 years suffering with sinusitis, itchy eyes, and generally feeling miserable all winter? Obviously an allergy, and the tests show house dust mite. And the medical opinion? Keep your house clean.

      Do you think a doctor would prescribe a chronic oral anti-histamine to improve your quality of life, given that you can never really get rid of dust mite or confirm yourself to a sterile room in your house? Or perhaps a nasal corticosteroid? Or tell you that saline water taken nasally and in the eyes will dramatically reduce the symptoms? Or that food intolerances have an effect on your immune system and make you more susceptible to allergens? Hell no.

      So sure, go and see your doctor. But make sure you consult Google for a second opinion.

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    25. Re:Strange story by tgeller · · Score: 1

      FYI, she's not overweight but rather very active

      The two are not opposites.

      Dumbass.

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    26. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well actually, mine did prescribe anti-histimines (Zyrtec to be precise as it's proven for indoor allergies), Singular (more for my allergy-induced asthma), asthma daily and fast acting inhalers and a nasal steriod spray for the congestion. Unfortunately, it took me 6 months of having constant roving skin rashes (from contact with dustmites in the bed I suspect) to even get them to do the simple skin test that showed the severe dust mite allergy (quarter sized welt an hour later after extra strength hydrocortizone and a Zyrtec). I literally had to plant myself on the table and refuse to leave until they filled out an order during a followup visit. Household cleaning actually did work, mostly covering the mattress with mite-proof covers and washing everything in hot hot water (140F or higher). Two weeks later, no more rashes.

      But the food intolerances thing was similar to your issue. I had to insist on getting tested for gluten allergy as I too was told "IBS" but some of my symptoms were consistent with gluten intolerance. Turned out to be negative and the issue was actually beef, peanuts, apples and dairy. I had to figure this all out myself via food diaries and elimination diets, although the doctor did suggest the food diary concept.

      I tried going to the only dietician approved on the health insurance after figuring out several intolerances to get advice on planning around them and what did she try to do? "Just eat a little dairy for the protein" was her constant refrain during the hour long consultation even after I explained that it was not simple lactose intolerance and showed her a book by a doctor on the subject. It's a more fundamental problem with the products of dairy (and meat) digestion, one of which (series two prostaglandins) can increase any "discomfort" from abdominal cramping. Protein from plant sources doesn't have this same sort of compound and my intent with the visit was to find out more about vegatable based proteins. Needless to say, I decided it was better to order books on the subject from reputable doctors and go it my own than go back to that "dietician". You have to have a modicum of common sense when going this route as there's a few doosies of "lifestyle changes" when it comes to food, but that's what cross-correlation from a variety of sources is for.

    27. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your girlfriend's problem indicates that she might have a chromium and/or L-carnitine deficiency.

      Chromium in the form of glucose tolerance factor supports insulin in the carbohydrate metabolism. On the other hand, chromium is (somehow) responsible for the synthesis of leptin within some cells. Together with L-carnitine it controls the leptin levels in the blood. So maybe she should having tested their chromium and L-Carnitine levels and in the case of a deficiency try to take chromium and L-carnitines rather than leptin alone.

      A helpful resource for investigations if this kind is Elsevier's database of articles. At least the abstracts come for free!

      [And don't expect your doctor to tell you much about problems with metabolism. You're mostly on your own here...]

    28. Re:Strange story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suffered from very similar symptoms for longer than I really can remember. It all started with a growing belch often compared with acid from my stomach some 6 or 7 years ago. I tried to ignore it but that didn't help. Nor did the few doctors I went to. Symptoms grew heavier in about the way you described yours. According to my blood (and other) test I should have been healthy. But I wasn't. I couldn't digest any food any longer. Consequently weight loss accelerated. I almost resignated.

      Few weeks later, at the beginning of this year, I almost died from heavy cramps all over my body even within my lung, stomach, liver etc. My internist didn't know what that could have been after I told him about what happened to me.

      By accident I made the experience that pure natural source water mixed with some vinegar and sea salt made me pretty fast feel better. How so? Water, vinegar and sea salt aren't exactly the substances a doctor would prescribe, are they?

      I followed this very thin trace and started buying and reading books on pharmacology, biochemistry and medicine.

      Somewhere I stumbled over a description for a shock induced by the failure of the calcium control system of the cells. I recognized a description of the cramps I had. It was pure luck that I hadn't died I learned... And I was on the right way it seemed.

      But what could my water+vinegar+salt mix have to do with all that?

      After having investigated what could happen if I put organic acid into my stomach from where it would rinse into my bowels I came up with the theory that most of the enzymes working at digesting the food I ate would have to work with lower pH values. Since they behave like catalysts that would greatly enhance their effect (of most of the enzymes).

      That being my assumption I developed the hypothesis that I had (at least) a problem with my enzymes.

      If that would be the case, I couldn't get the nutrional elements (from the food) that my body's cells needed and, accordingly, my cells would degrade until I would die from some infection or whatever.

      Next question was, how to better the current state. Thinking about the future, about causes and all what would come later (if their would be a later...)

      Okay, what did I lack most? "Vitamins" sprang to my mind. And magnesium (against the nightly cramps in the calf; and zinc (because of the so called "zinc finger" part of most enzymes); and keeping up my water+vinegar+salt treatment.

      It worked.

      My state bettered reasonably within a two weeks (but still was far from healty).

      And their was hope now.

      Hope for a future for me.

      From here on I systematized my search. The biggest and best source of information was Elsevier's database of articles at http://www.sciencedirect.com/.

      Over the course of the last half year I have studied the current research in metabolism as far as possible, made "impossible" (from the medicines point of view) assumptions of what could go wrong in my cells and guts, and looked for possible treatments. Trace elements and other micro nutrients provided a key. (At least that was what I concluded from what I saw in hundreds and thousands of studies.)

      Just to name a few:

      * zinc, magnesium (already mentioned)
      * niacine (for the synthesis of gall bladder and for the energy production within the mitochondria)
      * a number of other vitamines (too much to shortly describe)
      * selenium (very impressive protective factor for many metabolic processes as well as during cell reproduction and more)
      * chromium (supports carbohydrate and fat metabolism, leptin synthesis, serotonine synthesis)
      * essential fatty acids (e.g., the mysterious omega-3 fatty acids).
      * ubiquinone (also called coenzyme q10, needed for the respiration system of the mitochondria)
      * L-carnitine (need to transfer fatty acids into the mitochondria where they are "burned")
      * (what will come next)

      I tried them out, and other peo

  80. Pat, I hope you get better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world needs you Pat, I hope you get better soon. I'll be praying for you and for a healthy recovery.

  81. Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by spineboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    The best place in the world to go if you have a weird problem is a universityhospital for a medical school. There you will find all sorts of specialists, who colect al the "zebra" cases from the surrounding 200 miles and treat them, 'cause no one else knows how to. Almost every medical school I know will take any pt, reguadless of insurance, on an emergency basis, and run the appropriate tests.

    I am a surgeon, and I don't like the sound of his lung/chest complaints at all. The address for the school is..UND School of Medicine & Health Sciences, 501 N. Columbia Rd, Grand Forks, ND 58203
    Phone:(701)777-5046

    I wouldn't waste time with community doctors, they probably are in WAY over there heads, or might not even recognize the seriousness of the situaton.

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    1. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Nurseman · · Score: 5, Informative
      who collect all the "zebra cases"

      Great referance, for those non medical types, the med school saying is something like "When you hear hooves, think horses, don't think zebras". In other words, think of the obvious first. Also great point about teaching hospitals, I seem to be in mod point drought, so I can't help you out here.

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    2. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Mr+Z · · Score: 4, Funny

      Proper grammar is contraindicated.

    3. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by swschrad · · Score: 3, Informative

      UND also has a community medicine clinic down on 5th street in Fargo next to the (former?) St. John's Hospital.. but they intern students in all the area hospitals. MeritCare in Fargo is right up there and if clued to the possibility of an unusual infection, they are on it like green on grass. They found a lot of tainted mouthwash a few years back and got it all recalled. MeritCare docs who also fly down from their Fargo homes to practice weekly at Mayo also found the links from phen-fen to heart failure. they aren't brain pate, and since Patrick comes from there (long, strong MSUM-Moorhead, fka MSU ties and his parents are there) he ought to know that. besides, he's ten minutes away on buckboard, let alone taxi or the folks driving, if he's still in the Gateway to the West.

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    4. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spineboy and Nurseman .. you guys gotta hook up and become a crime^H^H^H^H^Hdisease-fighting team!

      Holy Sarcoma Spineboy! Look at the SIZE of that thing!

      Stand by Nurseman, I'm going to use my laser scalpel.. he's gonna need to be held down.

    5. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UPMC has a Division of Infectious Diseases.

      Phone: 800-533-UPMC (8762)
      Roster: here

    6. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am a surgeon, ..."

      ok. sure.

    7. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, for "normal" diseases you want to go to a community hospital.

      The surgical residents need practice, and all, but you want you appendectomy done by a guy who has done two a day for the last 20 years.

    8. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is someone else from Fargo on /.?

    9. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by swschrad · · Score: 1

      guess that makes three (present or former) north dakotans... four if you count volkerding himself.

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    10. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Except spineboy doesn't know the difference between they're, their and there while nurseman quotes an example from Scrubs.

      Yeah. Good souces there.

    11. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by jeezuzz · · Score: 1

      make that 5.

      Patrick if your reading this and need anything from some of us local /.rs in the FM area let us know.
      I and I am sure most others are willing to help out.
      Well almost anything ;)

    12. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Dacotah · · Score: 1

      and now we are six. If you need any help in Grand Forks, let me know. I'm not in the medical field but my wife is. (ICU charge nurse at Altru)

    13. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by wang33 · · Score: 1

      make it 7
      Although I am posting from PA I live just outside of Fargo. I'm only 2 degrees of seperation from Pat :-), one of my coworkers attended college with Pat at MSUM

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    14. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by rhekman · · Score: 1

      here's 8, I've never met Pat, but I live probably about a mile away from his dad's here in Fargo. I went to NDSU, but some of my HS classmates have CS degrees from MSUM. Best of luck to you Patrick, and I wish you an easy recovery. Regards, Reid

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    15. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to be a grammar pedant, you should at least be correct, fucktard.

    16. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly Scrubs is a better doctor drama then ER.

    17. Re:Univ N. Dakota Medical school GO THERE! by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      There are 8 people in North Dakota?

      *ducks* :-)

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  82. Dental Hygiene by goldspider · · Score: 2, Informative

    He got all that from not brushing his teeth enough?

    I know there's lots of jokes out there (and here!) about geeks and hygiene and all that, but this should serve as a reminder to all of us.

    Keeping healthy is just like running a secure server: proper maintenance is vital.

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  83. Sulfur granules - the real cause by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

    I have coughed up these granules from time to time. I asked my dentist and he told me it is plaque and bacteria that accumulate on the tonsils. The tonsils have "pits" on their surface that collect this material. Eventually so much material collects in these pits, that it can be knocked loose by a cough or a sneeze.

    It's a generally harmless phenomenon, but it can lead to chronic bad breath due to the sulfur odor of the material. If this is a concern, you can buy a WaterPik and use it to irrigate your tonsils, thus removing any plaque or bacteria that has collected there. Some people have been able to use a small-headed toothbrush to brush the tonsils, but most people can't do it without gagging.

    Apparently this guy aspirated some of the bacteria in his mouth or throat and an infection took hold internally. This isn't normal; a combination of excessive amounts of bacteria in the mouth due to poor oral hygiene, and perhaps a depressed immune system may have conspired against him to make him sick.

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  84. Actinomycosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's not Actinomyces, but instead Actinomycosis, aka Lumpy Jaw, which is caused by Actinomyces.

  85. THis guy know waht he is talking about: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://www.drmirkin.com/

    This guy is an expert on anything related to anti-biotics!

    1. Re:THis guy know waht he is talking about: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That guy looks like a bit of a quack.

  86. Feels like givin' money to a beggar on the street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay I'm buyin' you a plush penguin, but don't you go spending that on Cypro !!!!

    It's funny.. laugh.

    PS: I really ordered a plush penguin. Love from Quebec/Canada Pat!

  87. Could also be tonsillar accretions by crush · · Score: 1

    I Am Not A Doctor. I also have something similar to what you describe in terms of the "nodules". I discovered that they are apparently coming from the tonsils at the back of my throat. I talked to a doctor about them ages ago and was reassured they were nothing. I now worry and I notice the following: http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0BUM/is _3_82/ai_99618585 An acquaintance also mentioned that they had "tonsillar accretions" or whatever the correct term would be and that they just disappeared. Good luck with sorting out the whole thing. The human body is a miracle of appalling engineering and we have by no means plumbed all of it's defects yet.

  88. go to a big research hospital by rnd() · · Score: 2, Informative

    Head for your nearest big research hospital.

    Lots of people die because the local doctors have never seen the 1 in 10000 disease they present with.

    Get yourself to a big research hospital's ER immediately and your chances of survival will be much better.

    Big research hospitals are the ones where people with 1 in 10000 illnesses are sent, and so the doctors there know what to look for. Also, you're more likely to be seen by a med student or resident who has most liklely read about your illness much more recently and is more likely not to rule it out due to its seeming implausibility.

    A word of advice: Don't overly pre-diagnose yourself. Just go in and tell your symptoms. If you go to an automotive machanic and tell him your radiator is broken he'll replace it and charge you for it, even if it was just a hose. This isn't about cost, though, it's about your health. Don't pretend that you are more of an expert than you are!

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  89. oops, I was a little excited there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Title should have read:

    This guy knows what he is talking about!

    Of course my post may now be lost do to the grammer Natzis, so let that be a lesson to anyone browsing at -1, always check the preview, for the love of dog!

    1. Re:oops, I was a little excited there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Of course my post may now be lost do to the grammer Natzis

      That would be "grammar" and "Nazis," you idiot.

      -spelling Nazi

  90. He should have gotten insurance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to be a downer, but insurance coverage is a major factor in anyones success. It takes just one instance such as his to bring your financal life to a screeching halt. I know this because it has happened to me twice when I was an Independent Consultant.

    I chose to just suck it up, accuired the bills, and have been paying them off ($18,000). I did not seek charity online, nor from any other source. This seems to be the norm in todays world, if you are not willing to pay for something, reach out your hand and beg for help...but this is slashdot, and the majority on slashdot seem to think things should be free...(this is not the Star Trek universe people, you need cash and hardwork to get by on...)

    Help if you so wish, but don't expect it to be returned in kind should you start begging too...

    1. Re:He should have gotten insurance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This seems to be the norm in todays world".

      Among all the developed industrial nations only in the USA is this "the norm". Other nations talk less about how they protect their citizens, they actually act on it.

      "He should have gotten insurance..."
      How about, the USA should have gotten universal health care...?

  91. A somewhat similar story... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    One of my friends went on a choral tour of Romania one summer. While he was there, he lost all of his energy, and it got worse and worse. When he got back, they started checking for mono and other illnesses, and they all came back negative.

    In the end, they found a virus that he had picked up there, that was *extremely* rare - I wish I could remember the name of it. According to his doctors, the only really effective treatment was 12 to 18 months of bedrest. They said that after about 6 months, he'd start feeling much better - but if he didn't stay on bedrest for the entire duration, the virus would likely come right back as soon as he started expending any energy.

    So, the poor guy had to lay in a bed for a year and a half. He was bored out of his mind, and just about went crazy.

    steve

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  92. Re:this is why i dont use slackware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the only choices of operating systems are Slackware and Windows.

    Idiot.

  93. Knowledge can be hazardous to your health by Greyjack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From ScienceBlog (and others, if you google for it):

    People who use their computers to find information about their chronic disease often wind up in worse condition than if they had listened to their doctor, according to a University College London review of studies on Internet health. Using interactive computer tools does improve the medical knowledge of people with diabetes, asthma or other chronic conditions, and does provide them with positive feelings of social support, according to researchers reviewing 28 randomized controlled trials involving 4,042 participants. But there was no evidence that cyber-medicine helps people change their behavior and startling evidence that it may leave them in worse health.

    1. Re:Knowledge can be hazardous to your health by st1d · · Score: 1

      While I won't disagree with the results (simply because there are a lot of purported "doctors" weighing in about this), you've got to take some of these things with a bit of skepticism. Still, this study was released by a school that trains doctors, which doesn't strike me as an unbiased source.

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    2. Re:Knowledge can be hazardous to your health by shrapnull · · Score: 1

      I'm not doubting the presence of pain, discomfort and mortality in his mind right now.

      I had very similar symptoms some years ago, starting near my right shoulder and escalating into full-scale "attacks" that would cripple my desire to go anywhere or eat anything and kept me thinking I was going to die at any minute.

      I googled and spent countless hours on Web MD thinking I had everything from multiple sclerosis to acute bacterial infections. I spent years going to doctors trying to diagnose my problem and having to listen to my misguided self-diagnoses.

      It turned out to be a hiatal hernia (a herniated esophagus) that would trigger stress and acute panic attacks. They feel like heart attacks, make me feel as though I'm going to pass out, make tingles, hot and cold sensations at random places like the scalp or legs, extreme "fight or flight" reactions such as tremor, anxiety, fears of mortality, the feeling of bubbles escaping through your chest, etc.

      My advice is to let the doctors find what's wrong. The best you can do is give them your symptoms and if you truly have what you think you have, you'll find out with regular checkups.

      Don't discount the magnitude of anxiety. It is often pushed over as less "manly" but certainly rooted in extreme physical forms even in people that do not 'feel' that they are mentally stressed. It is often difficult to find the true root of a problem through anxiety, and often the medical community will treat you for it before trying to narrow-down to the real cause of your problems.

      Relax :: See doctors regularly :: Maybe get treated for stress while you're getting through this.

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  94. Medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get Thee to a well-informed well-trained preferably university level physician in either pulmonary or infectious diseases. This diagnosis is not one 'made' by google or the internet.

    It requires the expertise of an expert and not that of a community physician.

    Unfortunately there are many levels of doctors out there, some better than others.

    From the Dakota's go to Mayo!

  95. Re:this is why i dont use slackware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's no longer a "what if".

    The dude came down with a mystery illness and isn't updating slackware.

    Then again if you are stupid enough to bet your It infrastructure on one out of shape geek who won't even brush his own teeth then I guess you deserve what you get when there are no updates for your systems in months or eventually years.

  96. Seems to be associatd with Tangier Disease by crush · · Score: 1

    and here is a clickable link to the URI I gave earlier. Part of the problem with this is that the tonsil thing may actually be quite widespread and not be a symptom of anything other than the lymphatic system doing its job: trapping and killing foreign bacteria. This produces the unpleasant accretions, especially with "cryptic" tonsils (ramified holes). So that _may_ be an epiphenomenon of whatever problem you have. Like I say, I'm NOT a doctor.

    1. Re:Seems to be associatd with Tangier Disease by seann · · Score: 1

      Is this related to tonsil puss?

      The balls of puss that pop out of the holes in your tonsils.

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      I'm a big retard who forgot to log out of Slashdot on Mike's computer! LOOK AT ME.
  97. Valley Fever is common in CA/southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just emailed this to PV, but thought I'd share it here as well. One very overlooked chronic infection problem in CA and other southwestern states is valley fever. This Arizona Univ site explains it a bit: http://www.vfce.arizona.edu/. It's often misdiagnosed as a bacterial infection, but it's actually a fungal infection, so antibiotics may knock down secondary infections but do nothing about the primary cause. There's probably a ton of people out there in the affected areas or who have visited the affected areas who have chronic coughs, fatigue or other symptoms that go undiagnosed or worse, labeled as hypochondriacs, because this disease is so poorly screened for by clinicians. Even if a patient brings it up, they'll often only do a chest xray instead of cultures and microscopic inspection of fluid. People who move into the area as adults and who spend time outside in dust storms or working in the soil are at prime risk. Children born in the affected areas tend to pick up immunity from mild infections in childhood, but may still suffer problems (I often wonder if the rise in asthma in the areas is really due to the ag pollution and/or smog as commonly suggested or if there's a valley fever component too). Those who work in construction, agriculture or oil might think twice before relocating to the affected areas as this risk is often poorly explained to workers. As someone who has grown up in a strongly affected area, I constantly find myself explaining to people why staying sealed inside during windy/dusty days is well advised. I remember a decade or so ago the disease got a lot of local attention because a popular weatherman from the area became seriously ill (ie in the hospital for weeks on antifungal drips and still nearly dying) from valley fever, likely picked up when he was outside covering a dust storm. Nasty little disease when it hits seriously. Life affecting even when just a moderate chronic infection.

  98. Contact the CDC, clearly. by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Patrick you have an insidious infectious disease that defies clear diagnosis and is drug resistant. Clearly you or your proxy should be contacting the CDC and/or a major facility that has expertise with infectious diseases. The main problem you have is that no one has really done an adequate clinical diagnosis.

  99. His father is a dentist! by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 1

    If Patrick wants someone to prescribe high-dose antibiotics designed to kill germs that might be commonly found in the mouth, perhaps he can get his dad to write the prescription. I have a heart murmur, and before every trip to the dentist's chair, my dentist writes me a prescription for and makes me take a mega-dose of amoxicillin (I'm not sure how much in terms of mg, but it's 4 pills). Heck, I forgot to do it once, and he pulled some pills out of a drawer and gave them to me. His dad can prescribe this stuff...

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    1. Re:His father is a dentist! by RedBear · · Score: 1

      Four pills is a little short of six months of 24/7 IV drip antibiotic treatments. What you're talking about is an order of magnitude smaller than what the guy alledgedly needs to survive this. Probably something a mere dentist is not qualified to prescribe. At least, one would hope that a dentist isn't allowed to prescribe that level of medication on his own.

  100. Automatic toothbrushes by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

    Have any studies been done that show a correlation between use of automatic toothbrushes and this kind of infection?

    Perhaps wrist exercises are helpful for more than one activity.

  101. Hey Patrick! You rock! by kbahey · · Score: 1

    Partick, get well soon.

    Slackware was the very first distro of Linux that I ran, way back in the 1990s. It was me and some relatives frustrated with Windows and trying out that new Linux thing.

    I have since moved to Red Hat, then Mandrake, but Slackware has that special feel to it.

    Got to thank you for that, and wish you well!

  102. Mod Parent Up! Patient History Is Vital! by MooseByte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "So he was getting the same ineffective treatment time after time because none of the doctors treating him knew the whole history."

    Damn straight! When dealing with a chronic illness it's vital to have a running history with a doctor (or at the very least doctors at the same office).

    Otherwise you'll never likely get past the first "menu option" in the support call, so to speak. Everyone's going to have you reboot your system and check your firewall settings when what you've really got is a buggy vid card driver.

    1. Re:Mod Parent Up! Patient History Is Vital! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vid card? This is lungs, not eyes, what he needs is a new CPU fan...

    2. Re:Mod Parent Up! Patient History Is Vital! by swschrad · · Score: 1

      yup. I try to read up on things that could be useful in treatment of my continuing medical issues. when it's doctor time again, I'll tell him how I'm doing, not what I'm thinking unless I clearly label it separately... whether I have hitches in my side from sour muscles or whatever... and eventually after he does the poke and prod routine will mention, "say, wouldn't it be interesting if the research I saw bowdlerized on the ap website about how leeches cure chilblains actually proves out in a year or two?" IMHO that's the way to open up wide-ranging discussion in whatever is left of the regulated ten minutes... the doctor (I've got a good one down here in the twin cities) isn't on the spot or having to fight a case of severe "readers' digest syndrome," he knows I'm trying to keep up and interested in taking further action that isn't detrimental, and he also knows that I respect his harvard medical, beth israel, hughes institute credentials and residencies as meaning that he should probably know something I might not. bedside manner works both ways ;)

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  103. Medical articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that our medical search engine has some scientific articles that might help somehow. Check it out: search results

    And yes, it is running on slackware. Good luck Patrick. We are rooting for you.

  104. "GOMER" by pherris · · Score: 2, Informative
    While there I started to feel better, and the pressure was letting up, and I did not want to be a GOMER in their emergency room.

    From wikipedia:
    Gomer: Stands for "Get Out Of My Emergency Room". This applies to anyone who comes in for a bogus reason. For example, a person comes in drunk rating less than 50 on the blaylock scale. Gomer was first introduced in the book by Samuel Shem "The House of God" - a nickname for a teaching hospital.

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  105. No "Maybe" about it. by jd · · Score: 1
    Look, we all know the US medical system is horribly corrupt and that doctors don't give a damn about the Hippocratic Oath, but that's no excuse not to get treated.


    You can't restore a dead person from a backup tape. Some things need professional treatment, even if the professionals will screw you for all you're worth. If you don't like it, my suggestion would be to get cured NOW and then add every scrap of medical-related software you can find to Slackware to encourage people to consider that for a profession.


    But whatever you end up deciding to do, you'll find it a lot easier if you're still alive to do it. And that means getting to a hospital with the appropriate facilities. Preferably by yesterday.


    If you know a nearby hospital with a Contageous Disease unit, that would be perfect.


    If you absolutely absolutely cannot afford treatment in a standard hospital, and insifficient people offer to help out there, then you may want to contact your nearest medical university. You may be able to cut some sort of deal, where you get cheaper care and they get to train students on rare, contageous diseases. It's not what I'd call a "first choice" option, but it works a whole lot better than being dead.

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    1. Re:No "Maybe" about it. by TheMeuge · · Score: 2

      Shut the XXXX up.

      If you don't appreciate what doctors go through both physically and emotionally to treat their patients, then why don't you spend a few weeks at a medical school, or a hospital ward.

      When you've had 9-10 hours of sleep per week while cramming your head full of information you MUST be able to recall at a second's notice you'll think twice before making outrageous comments like that.

      I am personally offended. I chose medicine as a profession and if wasn't because I wanted to screw people out of their money. And I don't know about you, but I've met countless docs who went above and beyond their limits to help people, including those who had difficulties paying.
      _ _ _ _

      To the original poster - I quickly skimmed the detailed writeup, but I can't seem to figure out where in the country he is right now. If he's anywhere near NY, NYU/Bellevue has ID specialists who've seen a lot more rare cases than anyone in the middle states could possibly even imagine. If it's possible for him to get his butt to NYC ASAP, I am sure he could find an ID specialist to look at him.

      E. Friedman
      NYU Med MD-PhD Program

    2. Re:No "Maybe" about it. by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Err, I do know what I'm talking about. Yes, junior doctors put in punishing hours. (In England, it wasn't that long ago that 96 hour shifts were considered normal!)


      However, senior doctors rarely put in that kind of time, and had zero reluctance to putting the junior doctors through that kind of stress. It became a sort of initiation rite. The health of the patients is not a factor, or they'd hire more junior doctors. There's no shortage of people who are interested. Supply vastly exceeds demand.


      You say you care about patients, but can that be entirely true? You know yourself that you cannot function intelligently when deprived of sleep to that degree, and that endangers patients. It is true that that is the way the system is, but to what extent have you put pressure on your superiors to change it?


      you say you're not into money, and that's probably true. Most junior doctors start off with strong feelings of wanting to help society. But they rarely stay feeling that way. Burned out on caffeine, stress and senseless deaths, most doctors soon develop a more callous outlook.


      Will you be getting insurance against being sued for negligence? Probably. Why? Is it so hard to make sure you only do irreversible work when able to do so? Actually, yes. American society is driven by the clock, not by the quality. If you want quality, you work in a co-operative, where you've a pool of medical staff and the best one to fit the job does the job.


      Such an "open source" approach to medicine doesn't exist in America. Co-operatives, of any kind, are thin on the ground in America. Sure, you could try forming one, but will you? Would you be willing to collectively pool your income and take a fixed fraction out, no matter how busy or idle you were?


      If you bring "open source" to medicine, I would be willing to go to your collective for treatment. But would anyone else? Is the concept too alien to Americans, too "communal/communist" for the good ol' US?


      Are you the equal of Mrs. Seacole? (Perhaps less well-known than Florence Nightingale, but probably far more important when it comes to the application of medicine to those in need, with little chance of any reward.) If so, maybe - just maybe - you're one of the good guys.

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    3. Re:No "Maybe" about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I quickly skimmed the detailed writeup, but I can't seem to figure out where in the country he is right now

      Maybe that's because you're too tired?

      who've seen a lot more rare cases than anyone in the middle states could possibly even imagine

      Now I understand why middle America hates NYC.

  106. Treatment Options by WombatControl · · Score: 4, Informative

    You need to seek qualified medical treatment.

    Your best options are at the University of Minnesota, which is about a 4 hour drive, or the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, about a 5 hour drive. Either one will have doctors who are trained in the treatment of infectious diseases. I would first visit the hospital in Fargo and make sure you fill out a HIPAA release so that they can forward your records onto the appropriate hospitals.

    It's clear you have an advanced infection that is not responding well to various treatments. The risks of developing an antibiotic resistant infection is very high with prolonged use of drugs like ciprofloxin.

    If you need help, my cousin is a doctor at the U of M (in oncology/hemotology) who would be able to at least get you in touch with the right people there.

    1. Re:Treatment Options by RedBear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you A) called the phone number(s) listed in the letter, or B) emailed this information including your cousin's contact info to the email address he listed in the letter, with "[HELP]" as part of the subject line, as he specified?

      If not, please think about doing so.

    2. Re:Treatment Options by narsiman · · Score: 1

      I dont think HIPPA would be an issue anymore. Half the planet knows his condition and his treatment history.

  107. RTFA by asoap · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dude, what?!

    RTFA! He clearly states... just kidding.

    I sincerely hope you get better, and I wish you have a speedy recovery.

    All the best.

    -Derek

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  108. Mouth Bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This bout of Actinomyces is a warning to all of those who think piercing their tongue is cool. Instead of mouth bacteria getting into your lungs or under your gums, a hole in your tongue leads directly into the bloodstream and straight to your heart.

    Doctors have noted an increase in Endocarditis amongst people with tongue piercings. Also given the fact that many pierced people engage in other unsafe activities (drug abuse, promiscious sex...) it may very well come to bite them.

    Endocarditis usually attacks the valves of your heart. The only fix is to replace the heart valves...

  109. Re:this is why i dont use slackware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's either slackware or OpenBSD, nothing else is fit for purpose! I hope Pat recovers but switching is no big deal. I may even look at maintaining my own fork, since we compile all our apps internally and run on custom kernels anyway.

  110. He needs to fast and drink his own urine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I'm serious. If he would fast for 40 days without food, and drink his own urine, the toxins in his body would be eradicated; including the ailment he is currently inflicted with.

    I know it sounds disgusting, and quite hard to do (it is), but what do animals do when they get sick? They stop eating, and believe it or not, they drink their own urine.

    1. Re:He needs to fast and drink his own urine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You are a complete, total idiot.

  111. morality by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

    My heart goes out to him and his family and I hope he gets the treatment he needs. However I've seen this type of "ignore it" reaction to health issues before sometimes leading to devistating results. The moral of this story is don't wait 3 years to get treated for something wrong with your body.

    You know when things are out of sorts. Get help immediately.

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  112. And Encourage Him To Floss - No, Seriously by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Faith can be handy, but nothing speaks like preventative action. Good dental hygiene. Seriously. Dead serious. More and more evidence is pointing to poor dental health as a vector for disease including heart disease and stroke.

    This writeup on Pulmonary Actinomycosis (the possible disease in question here) reiterates that:

    Poor dental hygiene and dental abscess can predispose people to facial lesions and lung infections caused by these bacteria.

    So get to those twice-yearly dental cleanings and brush/floss. Plus with the thousands of dollars you save on not getting root canals and crowns, you can buy an awful lot of tech hardware....

    1. Re:And Encourage Him To Floss - No, Seriously by RedBear · · Score: 1

      Problem is that I have heard (read?) that flossing can actually help cause an infection like this by allowing the bacteria in question to get into the bloodstream more easily through the cuts in the gums that occur when you floss like you're supposed to. Also any hard brushing that causes the gums to bleed. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

  113. mystery?? by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

    Patrick Volkerding Battles Mystery Illness

    How exactly is it a mystery? It sounds like they have a diagnosis (Actinomyces) mentioned even in the article text. Is the headline supposed to be sensationalist?

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    1. Re:mystery?? by sethadam1 · · Score: 1

      For the record, I submitted the article, and that was NOT my headline. It was changed pre-posting.

  114. Re:RTFA by Astrorunner · · Score: 1

    Yeah, some folks are slow readers like that.

  115. Is this a bad time to ask about AMD64 Slackware? by arfonrg · · Score: 1

    JK!

    Get well Pat! You have my best wishes.

    Now I'm off to load a new server with Slack10!

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  116. Usnea Lichen extract might be effective... by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

    Since Actinobacteria are gram positive bacteria, Usnea lichen extract might be effective. It certainly would be worth a try as it's only about $10 for a bottle of tincture. (I just did a search and found some from HerbPharm for $7.99/bottle; it's commonly available)

    Usnea is a lichen known as 'Old Man's beard' that is commonly found on tree branches in wet areas (we have it in abundance here in the coastal Northwest). The active component, usnic acid has been shown to be effective against gram positive bacteria. There has been some renewed interest in Usnea since many of the more modern antibiotics have become ineffective against many strains of bacteria.

  117. Re:How To Help: Be an MD. Admit him to a hospital. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    And, of course, nowhere in the story or in his post is any contact information to be found. :-/

    Hopefully, this one works well: volkerdi_at_slackware.com.

    The best would of course be a phone number. He needs help now. But being the geek he is, he'll read the mail ASAP.

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  118. Without knowing..Try first aid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good way to avoid med problems is to know about the fundamental precepts of first aid. A. First of all what are your resperations, are you getting the air in and out. B. Is your breathing adequate, do you have trouble breathing, do you fell light headed, how is your palour and how many times are you breathing, if you are gasping for air then get to a hospital now. If your breathing is adequate then relax and check your C. circulation, by checking your pulse, (it is preferable to have someone else judge the pulse rate) but if it is strong and under 100 beats per minite then you are in good shape. Self diagnosis is a dangerous thing in as much as one can over compensate for what is not a life threatening situation. However if you can breath and have adequate O2 circulating, chances are you have enough time to get real medical help.

  119. Actinobacteria by Cortek · · Score: 1

    Maybe he should have stopped felching earthworms?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actinobacteria

  120. First thing you need to do... by bender647 · · Score: 0

    Patrick, As creator of Slackware, before you even consider checking into a hospital, you need to get your parents off AOL! ;)

  121. Mayo Miracle by raelimperialaerosolk · · Score: 1

    If you've come to Fargo, might I suggest travelling just a little bit farther to Rochester, MN.

    As a Rochester resident, I hear lots of stories of the "Mayo Miracle". Patients that have exhuasted all other medical avenues with their home town docs and clinics come here. Sometimes they call the operator (507-284-2511) or sometimes they just show up at the ER. The infectous diseases area is 507-538-0030.

    There are over 1500 docs and I'm sure one of them will be able to help.

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  122. I am a hypocondriac, and this looks familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a 2-3 year period of my life where I was convinced I was dying from one thing or the other. I would run from ER to ER and doctor to doctor panicked and wondering why someone wouldn't just treat the problem that was obvious to me. I need antibiotics, not anxiety pills you fuckwits! I always KNEW something was wrong, and I just HAD to find someone to believe me before I died.

    Now, some years and 2 mental health hospitalizations later, I am able to look back on that period of my life dispassionately. I did and do have a few real health problems, but none life threatening.

    His story seems the same as mine. Ignoring my health, until all of a sudden i'd wake up and BOOM oh_my_god_i_have_to_fix_this_NOW!! I would immediately jump to the worst possible conclusion in my mind. If that conclusion was proved wrong, I would find another.

    Patrick, you need to be open to the possibility that you may not be sick. I urge you to get all the medical treatment you need until you are certain that the problem is either resolved or nonexistent. If it takes going to the Mayo clinic, do it. In order to beat this, you absolutely need to get the point where you can know if this lung thing is something or nothing. If you indeed have this rare lung disease, I know the doctors can fix it. If not, be open to whatever kinds of help they may offer.

    If it turns out the problem is nonexistent, be open to accepting help from mental health professionals, rather than doing what I did and either ignoring things or immediately jumping to a completely different conclusion on what the real problem is, and changing doctors yet again.

    Good Luck, I know what you are going through having been there myself. I'm not saying you don't have the problem you say you do, just that there may also be a mental health angle as well. If you can get the mental health part fixed, the doctors will take you more seriously over the other stuff.

    Take care,

    a friend

  123. Fargoan slacker by hedon_elite · · Score: 1

    Hi Pat, Hope you feel better soon. By the way, nice to see you back in town again, though I wish it were under different circumstances... Slackware 10 is great! Keep up the good work (if you can). Got slack? Korey M Fargo, ND Slackware user since 1994

  124. Did you even RTFA? by Isldeur · · Score: 1

    Did you even RTFA?

    Not all of it, no. But it doesn't matter. If the ER he's gone to doesn't admit him and he thinks they're wrong, he needs to go to the ER of a hospital where they're not going to brush him off if he's not a run-of-the-mill disease. And if a place like that doesn't exist in Podunk North Dakota, he needs to go to a real hospital.

    I don't know any doctors who would implicitly trust someone's internet self-diagnosis.

    Surely someone from the hordes of Ximian or other people in Boston can spot him a bed so he can go to Mass General or something similar in New York.

    Prescribing any medication for someone over the phone - especially for an infection refractory to initial medical care is wrong and will do more to hurt Patrick than help him. Believe me. There are proper protocols for this and they work well. Get him to a hospital where weird stuff is regularly seen (any large medical center) and get him into the ER.

  125. the GNOME CURSE.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering all the Gnome developers that have died recently, and considering that Pat has hinted towards removing Gnome fron Slackware, this makes me imagine a GNOME CURSE....

  126. Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mix pure lemon juce, honey and warm water as per your taste, use this as food for 3 days.

    just simply try to sleep(rest), awarefull of your complete body and breath. == real rest

  127. Hang in there bro by chud67 · · Score: 1
    Patrick: I have emailed your post to my uncle (a retired internist) and my dad (an ophthalmologist who is also a PhD/MD).
    I will also keep you in my prayers.
    Btw, I run Slack9.1 on my laptop and appreciate very much all that you have done for the Linux community.

  128. Soviet bacteriophages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if all else fails (and it sounds like you're close to that), you might look into the old Soviet bacteriophages. They're basically viruses that attack specific bacteria, and the best part is that the bacteria can't become resistant to the phages. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacteriophage is one of the better links I've found. I believe Wired or Scientific American did an article on them a couple years back.

    The bad news is that a phage treatment could stay in you forever, and due to the nature of your infection it could ensure that you'll have all the bad side effects of the old penecillin doses for a very long time (iirc anyway, ask someone who knows wtf they're talking about). I can't be sure though, probably depends on what phages you're given (I guess that's the tricky part).

  129. various mirrors/links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  130. Patrick Volkerding, I wish you the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patrick Volkerding, I wish you the best, man, I do hope that you get through the struggle.

    I do hope that others will be able to give more practical help.

    "My parents asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I told them some more Cipro."

    This is one of the most tragic description I ever heard how sick is the health care in the most powerful and one of the richest countries on Earth.

    In most civilised industrial countries you visit your doctor for treatment and medicine, you don't have to ask it as a birthday present from your parents.

    I believe Patrick's email should be delivered to all members of the US legislation. Read this, before you vote.

    Again, Patrick Volkerding, I wish you the best!

  131. Fargo is good. by simrook · · Score: 1

    /BEGIN_MORAL_RANT
    The only thing he's done wrong is not get worked up about his illness fast enough. He saw doctors, he engaged them, he went to hospitals, told everything was OK, and went home like a goog little HMO paitent. After all this is done (and after a resolution is in sight for him) he's posting online. Good for him. /END_MORAL_RANT

    Now... Fargo is populated by old people, a ton of old people. I'm a student up at the North Dakota State University and the area has execlent medical care. Not only because of old people and their need for doctors, but because it's the only large medical center next to the U of Minn campuses. I had some problems myself up here last year, and I found something out: the majority of doctors who are the head of their departments in various hospitals have all been trained and spent many many years working at Rochester. (I've also been there, the quality of care is damn near the same).

    Patrick - If you're reading this, get the care you need here if you can. Though I'm sure you know this since your from the area. Anything that they need to get from minnesota they can have shipped here in hours.

    Peace All - Simrook

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  132. DON'T CLICK ON WIKIPEDIA LINK by SpyPlane · · Score: 1

    NOT WORK-SAFE CURRENTLY!!

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    1. Re:DON'T CLICK ON WIKIPEDIA LINK by siliconjunkie · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's been fixed and protected.

  133. Re:Linux Virus? by over_exposed · · Score: 1

    It's bacteria you clod.

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  134. Re:RTFA by kaszeta · · Score: 2, Informative
    Infections can and do spread through the body at an exponential rate once they break loose.

    Indeed. Back in 1996 I nicked myself shaving while in Texas on a conference. The next day it was all nasty and infected, but I thought "Hmmm, I'll get it treated on monday after I get back to Minnesota."

    By the time I had gotten home the infection had spread further, and I spent the next 4 days in the hospital under observation, with an IV of antibiotics and feeling like complete crap. Took me over two months to really recover.

    Seriously, leave the doctoring to MD's (google is *not* your friend when it comes to medicine), and make a bee-line to a doctor if you suspect you are ill.

  135. Actinomycosis pulmonary by splattj · · Score: 1

    http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/00 0074.htm The organisms that cause this disease are normally found in the mouth and gastrointestinal tract, where they do not usually cause harm. Poor dental hygiene and dental abscess can predispose people to facial lesions and lung infections caused by these bacteria. Actinomycosis in the lungs causes lung cavities, lung nodules, and pleural effusions. The infection can cross the normal tissue boundaries of the chest producing for example, draining sinuses through the muscles and skin of the chest wall. The disease is rare and may occur at any age, but most affected patients are 30-60 years old. Be sure to check out the link on pleural effusions. Sounds pretty right-on to his descripton.

  136. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'll definitely color you *inferior*.

    Moron.

    Exponential expansions (esp in terms of spread of infection) can start extremely small. At first the spread is slow, but as the geometric curve begins to incline the sperad becomes devastatingly quick (You obviously have never known anyone with smoldering cancer - It can take years to get going, but once it does... BANG!).

    And I hope you do go to Slashdot before a doctor for medical expertise. It'll greatly increase the chaces we won't have to read your shit posts anymore.

  137. Goddamn Tears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No he isnt someone I know, but I do remember my first time in 96 installing Slackware 3.0. It was a long assed funfilled night.

    Damn, get help and get better, Patrick. Slack brought me much hope back then when I was disappointed with Windoze95 and found Linux with the help of some CS classmates. Slackware and 'Slack' almost always go hand and hand.

    Memories, fucking hell, even if good and during good times.

  138. You can help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course - 99.9% of us won't be able to do anything to directly help Patrick in this (other than donating to a medical fund if it gets as bad as that). In the meanwhile, though, you CAN make a difference - the blood transfusion service can ALWAYS do with more donors. Go give them a pint today!

  139. It's Time by viewtouch · · Score: 1

    It's time for doctors to begin facing up to the fact that they must accept the help of tools such as Google and the net to be able to do their jobs - to be able to correctly diagnose illnesses. The smartest doctor in the world cannot compare to the average inquisitive doctor who recognizes this.

  140. Giving a good history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most patients don't know what docs want when the patient is being questioned. Most of the time, we listen to the history and generate a list of possible diagnoses based on the history. We then use the examination and testing to help narrow down the list. I now keep this poster on the opposite wall so that my patients can follow along.

    What is the main problem (chief complaint)?
    When did it start?
    Where is it?
    Describe what it is in your own words or the sequence of events
    Are there any other symptoms married to this?
    How severe is it? How much does it limit your life?
    How long does it last?
    How often does it happen?
    Does it happen any particular time of day?
    What makes it better?
    What makes it worse?
    What else was going own when this started?
    What tests were done for this problem?
    What treatments have been tried for this problem?

    You may have other symptoms that have nothing to do with this problem-we filter out unrelated symptoms as we go along. We basically match your symptoms with the pattern of symptoms of known diseases. It probably won't be a perfect match. This is no 100% certainty, medicine is a statistical discipline.

    ASO, MD (Neurology)

    1. Re:Giving a good history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I now keep this poster on the opposite wall so that my patients can follow along.

      What is the main problem (chief complaint)?
      When did it start?
      Where is it?
      Describe what it is in your own words or the sequence of events
      Are there any other symptoms married to this?
      How severe is it? How much does it limit your life?
      How long does it last?
      How often does it happen?
      Does it happen any particular time of day?
      What makes it better?
      What makes it worse?
      What else was going own when this started?
      What tests were done for this problem?
      What treatments have been tried for this problem?


      I am reminded of the saying about replacing certain people with Perl scripts. Automating that list of questions would make for a stunning replacement of Eliza in emacs.

  141. HMOs from an outsider.... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...I'm an australian who lived in the states for a while...while our health system is far from the best in the world (long queues for public hospital), you can generally go to a GP for free, and, if your symptoms are life threatening, you'll generally get straight into a public hospital...which brings me to my observations of the two systems...

    HMOs don't work!

    How can't you put a company, whose bottom line is profit and cost reduction, in charge of peoples health...it does not work...every day you hear more stories about it not working.

    SO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD...GET MAD!!!!!!!!!

    any one of you could be in a similar situation...and then it will be too late...make some noise that you want the system changed...get your friends to make noise...hell, do something radical...but don't allow health care to become a right of the wealthy...because guess what, if you get sick, you won't be able to work...and you won't be too wealthy then...and you'll have to do whatever the HMOs tell you to because you won't be able to take care of things yourself.

    HMOs have it in the bag, because the only time you'll dispute their position, is when you have no bargaining power...you don't like their decision..they can quite happily say "ok, well, how about you die then"...I'm pretty sure your bargaining power is screwed at that point...for god sake Americans...dispute it now, while you're still in a state too.

    Health is a right, not a comodity. This will not get better by itself...and for those about to argue that free market forces will sort it all out...it's suprising how little shopping around one does when they're hooked up to a life support machine.

    So for god sake...MAKE SOME NOISE...CHANGE THE SYSTEM...before you don't have a chance to.

    1. Re:HMOs from an outsider.... by back_pages · · Score: 1
      How can't you put a company, whose bottom line is profit and cost reduction, in charge of peoples health...it does not work...every day you hear more stories about it not working.

      Because we're scared shitless of having nothing. Welcome to the New Old World.

      "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power"
      Benito Mussolini (Italian dictator, 1883-1945)

  142. Go to Mayo by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I'm not a doctor but I'm married to a pathologist and have worked with a number of infectious disease specialists directly. Given that Patrick is relatively close to Minnesota, if he can't get the problem licked in SD, he should get over to the Mayo Clinic. They are one of the locations where hospitals from around the world (even the big ones like Barnes-Jewish in Saint Louis and the Cleveland Clinic) send unusual microbiology samples for diagnosis. If Mayo cannot help him, probably no one can. They've got very good people and as good a clinical pathology lab as anywhere in the world.

  143. prayer by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 0

    I'll mention your name this Friday in a healing prayer we do. I'm not real religious, but I think there's some good in it. Please get yourself to the best lung specialist you can find. Good luck.

  144. Re:Cross the border To the north by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would be a better idea to head north, atleast he can get a flu shot while he is at it!

  145. Snake and Gonzo by phil42 · · Score: 0

    Maybe Snake or Gonzo can cure him.

  146. Open Source Medical Advice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what open source "communities" are all about, folks. Hopefully the open source concept can go beyond geeky pedantic arguments over Linux/Unix/Firefox/Whatever and actually help people in need of a broad audience.

    Sorry I can't be of specific help on this one, but I'm a network engineer dammit, not a physician. :)

  147. I just wrote Patrick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wrote Patrick to tell him that I personally suffer the same syntoms that he is going through.

    I've been to see a specialist and he told me that this is related to not taking care of your teeth.

    Below is a copy of the letter that I sent him:

    Patrick,

    My god, I'm reading the post you post on Slashdot and by god if I don't have the same thing. I've had this problem for YEARS and I mean like 10 years. Just to let you know, here are my symptoms. I have a somewhat like hole in my left tonsel. It use to be about once a month I would have this pain on that side of my throat. Somethimes this yellow or green hard stuff would come out of it. If it built up to much it would make me feel like my throat was going to close and also me cough. Now being a smoker, I thought that maybe it was throat cancer or something. However I'm only 28 so the chances of that are highly unlikly. This went on for I would say about 5 years until I finally went to a throat specialist down here in Boca Raton, FL.

    Well here was the diagnose that he told me. This is a more common problem than you think. ALOT of people have this. What causes it? Not brushing your teeth, believe it or not. He told me that it is a bateria that builds up in your throat from food and what not. Brushing, flossing and rising takes care of the problem. You will never get totally rid of it and probably will have to live with it for the rest of your life like me. The thing is that ever since he told me this, I brush and floss on a daily basis. If I miss brushing my teeth for even one day, my throat feels and screwed up again. So naturally I make sure that I brush and floss at least twice a day.

    For stuff in my throat, he told me that while I'm in the shower to stick my finger down where the hole is and to squeeze the crap out of it at least 3 times a week. It's a little disgusting, but what the hell, I don't have that feeling anymore and no more pain.

    Personally if I were you I would do the same thing. Squeeze that crap out of your throat and make sure that you brush and floss your teeth twice a day. Make sure you FLOSS, brushing gets your teeth white, but flossing is what prevents all the diseases and what not that are gum related. You would be amazed it you did a search on Google for diseases that are related to people not taking care of their teeth. It's probably the easy way to prevent alot of the diseases that people have and they never do it.

    I hope this helps you out. Good luck with everything and again, brush and floss your teeth brother. Go do it now!

  148. ANTIBIOTICS by MrFile · · Score: 0

    DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE TAKE ANTIBIOTICS FOR ANY REASON OTHER THEN BEING PRESECRIBED BY A DOCTOR.

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND? EVERYONE? REALLY DID YOU READ WHAT I JUST SAID?

    Okay ill stop with the caps. But please understand my position. I am going out with an Rx for many years, so i hear about all of this stuff way too much (Though at the end i do enjoy learning). Antibiotics are way over used in America in general, and to hear that people use them without a doctors supervision is horrible. Why you may ask?

    a) As others have said, using too much antibiotics for no reason can cause you problems you did not have when you started, since it will kill good Bacteria that does things like protect your stomach etc.

    b) Using the wrong antibiotic wont help you at all

    c) Using an antibiotic when you have a none bacteria related problem WONT HELP YOU AT ALL.

    Even if a doc prescribes antibiotics, it should be taken with skepticism and you should always get a second opinion on large doses or those taken for longer then 1 week.

  149. Re:How To Help: Be an MD. Admit him to a hospital. by martin · · Score: 2, Informative

    cell phone and email in last paragraph...

  150. Politely?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently you are unclear on the concept of "Profane MuthaFucka".

  151. Re:Ooh, a Wikipedia link, watch for that page to b by born_to_live_forever · · Score: 1

    Ooh, a Wikipedia link, watch for that page to be repeatedly defaced for the next few hours....

    ...and, of course, it was.

    See, this is what I'm always telling folks. "On Slashdot, the readership is part of the technological intelligentsia. They're smarter than the average reader, so the level of discourse is high."

    Sometimes, I can even say it with a straight face.

    --

    - Peter Ravn Rasmussen

  152. Give the guy a break and just wish him well.... by revoke · · Score: 1

    Give the man a break... I've seen a lot of criticism in these posts directed at Patrick for several reasons, including the following:

    1. For sending a plea to the internet for help
    2. For switching doctors
    3. For bombarding himself with antibiotics
    4. For trying to self-diagnose himself
    5. For not saving everything he coughed up.

    Give the man a break people. Stop criticizing and show some sympathy. He has been sick for a long time now, and he is obviously frustrated. There is nothing wrong with asking others for help or ideas that he can take to his doctor.

    Having been through two major issues that doctors took 2-3 years to correctly diagnose, I can relate. My 8-year battle with a stomach/digestion/IBS issue (which I'm told now is untreatable) and my past equilibrium/inner ear/dizziness issues were not caught and treated until I switched doctors after 2 years of searching of an answer. In both cases, all my tests (blood, upper/lower G.I.s, etc, etc) came back negative over the years. The tests all said that I am healthy. It wasn't until I started keeping detailed symptom logs (and diet logs) and started searching on my own that I was able to convince my doctor(s) to try other solutions and we found better solutions together.

    For example, on the dizziness issue, I always asked if my seasonal allergy mediation might be to blame. My doctor (and pharmacist) always told me that it was not my allergy medication. After two years and a home move I switched pharmacists, but kept the same doctor. This new pharmacist told me and gave me printed clinical proof that some of the side-effects of this medicine were dizziness and, in extreme cases, loss of equilibrium and joint and back pain (all of these were symptoms of mine). Armed with this new information I proceeded back to my doctor and he took me off the allergy medicine. Within a month I was back to normal. Again, this was after two years of tests, probes, and unfortunately doctor prescribed antibiotics to try and treat my illness (any idea why antibodies are prescribed so much?)

    Oh, one more issue (and this is a little gross)... about once a month, due to my stomach "issues", I either crap blood or occasionally barf up something gross. In the EIGHT years that this has been going on, I have not collected each and every extraction to take to my doctors. I've caught a few over the years (all negative/normal), but the gut reaction to anything like this is to flush or rinse it down. So, when Pat says in the post that he coughed up yellow stinky stuff.... lay off him for not taking everything that comes out of him to a doctor for tests. That gets old for your doctor really quickly.

    So, in summary, give the man a break and wish him well, and if you do have USEFUL help or suggestions for him, please provide them.

    Pat.... I wish you the best of luck. Don't give up on your doctors. Make sure that they keep testing. Follow the good advice you receive for people (but mainly your doctors). Document everything if possible and only if you feel up to it. Also, multiple sources of information help doctors make decisions (I think others have already mentioned this). I sincerely hope you get the treatment, rest, and relaxation that you need. The Slackware community will still be here when you get back on your feet.

    Good Luck and Get Well Soon!!!

    Regards,
    -from a loyal Slackware user/subscriber
    (user since v3.2 / subscriber since v8.1)

    --
    (void) signal(SIGALRM, (alarm_fired=1)); if (alarm_fired) printf("Revoke is clueless!\n");
  153. RTFA please !!! by ArcticCelt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Please people STOP COMMENTING WITHOUT RTFA!!!

    The guy DID went to see many doctors many times and he is not doing this to play doctor. Because previous doctors weren't able to put the finger on what he have so he decided to write an account of his symptoms on the web and then, if someone can point to what he have he will go to see a specialist about that. He is also suspicious about a condition called "Actinomycosis" and because it's a rare infection he want to reach as many specialists to help him take a decisions on what doctor he should go to see. Going to the ER will do nothing for him, he already did it many times so people, please RTFA and stop commenting stupid stuff.

    --

    Yahh, hiii haaaaa! -Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove
    1. Re:RTFA please !!! by starvo · · Score: 1

      Agreed.
      Jesus fucking bloody christ, I figured that a small amount of slashdotters would comment without reading.. Judging by these replies, a *lot* of people don't read the article, and the mods don't either, since they mod up their un-informative comments.

      RTFA people. RTFA.

      --
      http://thepoliticalgeek.com/blog/ Politics for Geeks.
  154. Patrick - try the Mayo Clinic in Rochester MN! by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    The Mayo Clinic is a great resource for problems that are somewhat out of the ordinary, they stay well abrest of all the latest things and almost seem to specialize in anything out of the ordinary.

    Also, don't give up hope. I had an infection in my leg that came from "soil bacteria" according to the doctor. In a little less than two hours I went from nothing to being afraid that my leg was going to split like an overcooked hot dog. The first course of antibiotics stopped the rapid growth but it wasn't long before the bacteria regained their foothold (sorry, that pun wasn't intended) and I was unable to even put on a pair of pants! The little blood vessels on the surface were tearing apart and I had bloody spiderwebs all over my lower leg. Attempts at lancing only produced pain.

    Hot whirlpool baths were an attempt to raise the local temp high enough to kill some of the bacteria felt like someone was running a belt sander and torch against my leg but the bacteria kept winning.

    The decision was made to amputate my leg. One last try with an anti-biotic cocktail was tried and lo and behold, it worked. I came within just a few hours and the magic bullet was found.

    That was about ten years ago. I still have the scars on my leg and there are spots where the infection ate so much away that it is pitted but it is fully functional.

    Once you get the right doctor, who is willing to try old and new and pull out all of the stops, your odds are good.

  155. A long course of the correct dose is not bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The usual problem with antibiotics is going off them too fast, leaving the 1% that's most resistant behind to repopulate.

    The other similar problem is using too low a dose, which has similar effects.

    Neither of these obviously applied in this case. It was a generic dose of a generic antibiotic, which may not be sufficiently effective for the pathogen in question, but it's not going to cause a big disaster. Certainly not compared to the initial dose.

    In general, yes, I do agree that things like codeine that can only hurt the taker need to be a lot less regulated, and antibiotics that can cause public health issues that hurt others need to be a lot more regulated.

  156. Oxygen by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    IANAD (I am not a doctor) he should see one.

    While I can appreciate the problem he's having, I also see several signs of something else... Panic Attacks. I have relatives who've gone to ER over them and I've had some symptoms myself at stressful times. Until you experience it, it's hard to understand/believe. To me (and I am not a doctor) this guy seems to need a small dose of valium followed by continued treatment for the infection - or whatever his doctors agree it is.

    BTW, Xanax can also help take the edge off anxiety, but I've seen what appear to be withdrawl symptoms last for months or years after it is stopped (not abruptly either).

    This is just my opinion, don't listen to me.

    1. Re:Oxygen by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      While I can appreciate the problem he's having, I also see several signs of something else... Panic Attacks. I have relatives who've gone to ER over them and I've had some symptoms myself at stressful times. Until you experience it, it's hard to understand/believe. To me (and I am not a doctor) this guy seems to need a small dose of valium followed by continued treatment for the infection - or whatever his doctors agree it is.

      Good point. The one time I was really sick and near death, I didn't care any more. My (at the time) fiance and some relatives had to drag me into a car and then into the emergency room. Years before, I had sufferred panic attacks and was sure of certain, impending death. A couple of doses of Valium and a nicely worded, verbal kick in the butt from the doctor convinced me the cure was worse than the problem. Stress can do strange things. I'm not saying that's the problem, just verifying what gr8_phk said about the symptom.

    2. Re:Oxygen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My (at the time) fiance and some relatives had to drag me into a car and then into the emergency room. Years before, I had sufferred panic attacks and was sure of certain, impending death.

      (Anonymous, just because)

      I can second this. I had what I think were "mild" cases of panic attacks before, several years ago. A few months ago, I had a "real" one. It was out of nowhere, on my way home from work. All of a sudden, I couldn't swallow. I couldn't breathe. I felt like I was going to pass out. Luckily, I was close to home. Once I got there, I laid on the couch and just hoped it would go away. It didn't. I was absolutely certain I was going to die.

      I suspected what it was, but drove myself to the urgent care center around the corner anyway. Apart from my blood pressue being 200/120, I was fine. It hasn't happened since, and thankfully from what I read, many people have just one and never have one again. I sure hope I don't, it was the scariest experience of my life.

  157. I am surprised by Skiron · · Score: 1

    I use Slackware 10 - it is excellent.

    Is this a kosher document? I can't see a guy like Patrick 'googling' for a health problem at all. I really don't.

    If it is, I hope the Internet world can help.

    But now, if it happened to the 'other' guy, it would be different. The new MSN search engine would pull up results from MSKDB. The appeal would come in spontaneous e-mails "Hi There. Can you help? Please click my_x-rays.zip"

  158. A few thoughts on the initial article by Doctor+Beavis · · Score: 2, Informative

    With regard to "lung plaque" - Everyone is aspirating oral bacteria into their lungs on a daily basis. People with a normal immune system don't have a problem with it. I don't think that your fancy electric toothbrush had anything to do with the material that you were expectorating. The pain you describe could be cardiac and absence of evidence of a PE is reassuring. Anxiety can also cause those symptoms. Unlikely to be pericarditis - usually is positional and has EKG changes. Would recommend that you raise concern of your heart and possibly anxiety with your doctor. Good luck.

  159. Re:How To Help: Be an MD. Admit him to a hospital. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know where to get antibiotics, but I could get him TONS of viagra for cheap!

  160. Simple Suggestion by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

    Stop trying to diagnosis and treat yourself and find a good doctor.

    Google will NOT save or cure you. An MD will.

    1. Re:Simple Suggestion by xutopia · · Score: 1

      I had meningitis. Checked online for my symptoms and asked the doctor to rule it out. He didn't and just told me to get some rest. Turns out I was right and he was wrong. Doctors can be very arrogant.

  161. Same here by Featureless · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First distro was slackware, way the heck back when.

    Not a religious man, but I hope he's OK, and I'm glad the community is involved and maybe can help.

    No expert myself, but it sounds like he needs to drive up to Mayo, kick over the triage desk, and refuse to leave until they cut the red tape for him. His descriptions of his problems make me think nobody should be making this guy wait "till Friday" for anything.

  162. For a smart guy... by DogDude · · Score: 0

    ... he sure is an idiot. Posting his symptoms to an FTP server? What is he nuts? Is he trying out "Open Source Medicine"? Jeez, I know plenty of people who couldn't even spell "Slackware" that know that when you get sick, you go to a doctor. No amount of Googling will replace a doctor.

    Of course, this is becoming common in our culture. In our store, we have people come in all the time with ridiculous things that "they read online". I had one woman yelling at me that cats could be made to be vegetarian (they are carnivores). After all, she saw it on a website! What people don't understand is quantity of information in NO WAY equals quality (which is why I don't think that "Wiki"s are a good source of information).

    --
    I don't respond to AC's.
    1. Re:For a smart guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For someone who claims to know a smart guy, you're pretty fucking stupid for not even bothering to read the whole thing.
      You'd understand then why he's done what he's done.

  163. good luck by CrashRoX · · Score: 1

    Wish I could help... Best of luck to you!

  164. Levaquin by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    His mention of Levaquin reminded me of another user's JE on yeast infections. Some good stuff there. Not to mention that quinolones (PDF link) have an anecdotal history of being some nasty stuff.

    --
    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  165. Question for you sir... by mynameis+(mother+... · · Score: 1
    As a qualified /. MD ... It is also associated with immunosuppression, ie in HIV infection or when on organ transplant medication to name a few.

    This brings up a question that I had in reading his posting.
    Wouldn't prednisone be like the last thing you would want to give someone with a potentially serious infection?

    I thought to ask because I know that with tick-born diseases [which tend to lead to similar patient-doctor difficulties] it is one of the more common treatment-screwups along the way. Based on your last sentence, I'm assuming you're saying what [it seems like] his various doctors were thinking: It's psychosomatic or autoimmune...
    And the latter is why prednisone?

    Sigh, I know what a position this kinda thing puts MD's in, but I also know that [at least inregards to tick-born infection/coinfection] those two diagnosis' are often a clinical manifestation of the MD's hubris [;)] and/or frustration.
    TIA

    PS Jane, you ignorant sl, er I mean Patrick, find a Doctor that you TRUST and let them manage the treatment/diagnosis! Be proactive and educate yourself, but you need to stick with someone! Think of it like this: Right now you're killing and then execing a new doctor process based on a an uneducated guess at how to health-chech the running process, and the data is on a big slow tape device... You'd rather be letting a doctor [who has source access] exec() specialists, or in the case of a place like Mayo, pthread_create em ;) ...or something... IANAQ-MD or programmer!
    1. Re:Question for you sir... by InternationalCow · · Score: 1

      You're correct in assuming that prednisone is not something you want to give if suspecting an infection. As always, there are exceptions but in this case it seems like it is not a good idea. Mr Volkerding should go and have his complaints evaluated systematically by a good internist or perhaps lung specialist. And, as noted by other posters, stick with this doctor instead of re-iterating the process after premature termination every time. You get zombie processes this way and will end up one yourself.

      --
      ----- One learns to itch where one can scratch.
  166. Strong penicillins and how to deal with them by R3 · · Score: 1

    For whatever it's worth:
    As a child (from age 5 up to 14-15) I used to suffer a lot from streptococcal sore throats and was regularly prescribed daily injections of extencillin (very high dose of penicillin - 2400000 units per injection made in Eastern Europe and Russia) in sets of 10-12, which absolutely decimated my intestinal flora. To offset these effects I was told to drink milk and eat plain yogurt (kefir is even better) daily. I am 33 now and haven't had any residual issues from these treatments.

  167. Important Advice by Featureless · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm going to relay some advice from an MD friend of mine. Scream your head off.

    Your symptoms sound gravely serious, and if anyone is telling you to wait "until Friday" don't take that for an answer.

    One thing I had a hard time understanding until I ran into it is the triage system at major medical centers. If you are walking and talking, you are not an emergency, and that is often not cool. When you have unusual amount of self-composure or stoicism it can literally kill you. I've been through this myself, I know what I'm talking about.

    If I were you I would get in a car and head straight to Mayo and not stop making a scene until I got the full and undivided attention of an expert. And by that I mean someone who can get you your antibiotics in 5 minutes with a phone call. Don't worry about being a GOMER. It's your life, man.

  168. Psychiatric etiology by IgD · · Score: 1

    InternationalCow felt some of the poster's complained might have a psychiatric etiology. Acute attacks of pain, feeling like the world is coming to the end, chest pain, etc could represent panic attacks. Even if the symptoms are not from a primary psychiatric etiology, treatment with some psychotropic medication like anti-depressants could decrease his anxiety, improve his mood and increase his energy level.

  169. Medical practices and malpractices by runderwo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A lot of people are expressing their frustration with doctors and their apparent "incompetence" or "arrogance" with respect to following established medical procedure instead of accepting a patient's self-diagnosis at face value.

    The thing you have to remember about this is that doctors are being barraged with malpractice suits these days. The reason they follow established practices even when the patient becomes frustrated and insults them for it, is because if they deviate from that practice, then they have less defense in the case that the patient in question turns around later and files a malpractice suit when things don't turn out the right way, and if they are declared guilty of malpractice, their insurance company won't cover the losses if they were found to be deviant. Why would a MD invite trouble that way?

    Of course, if all the sue-happy buffoons would chill out a little bit, maybe MDs would be more willing to go out on a limb, but unfortunately that's not the state of things these days.

    1. Re:Medical practices and malpractices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not all about malpractice. Some of them would just rather dismiss your issues rather than objectively look at them. You're obviously not someone with chronic medical conditions who has a chart heavy enough to serve as weights. I am. I have to go to one clinic for primary care as designated by my employer's health plan. You don't always even get the option of sticking to one doctor there. There's basically only two doctors who take the time to read my chart summary to see that the thickness is due to actual chronic conditions like asthma (1-2 pages per asthma attack for 5 years really adds up) and allergies (allergy shots twice a week add up even more), plus transfered records from former doctors on the conditions. These two are great when I see them. One splits his time between the clinic and the medical school, so that probably explains his professionalism. The other suffers from asthma and allergies, so when it's one of those issues, she has first hand experience of the potential issues, so will do a full evaluation to see if more medication is needed.

      The others look at the thickness of the chart and then pretty much dismiss the issue at hand unless it's something very obvious like an asthma attack. I try not to go in unless it's something that's been ongoing for several weeks without resolve or accute like asthma attacks or injuries. Recently, I've been having sleeping issues that were thought at first to be night-time asthma attacks. I went on the highest possible asthma medication dosages and it has helped, but not completely. That was all they did. When I went back in after 6 months of using the increased meds and still spending my day feeling like I'm going to fall asleep, the doctor refused to evaluate further. Not even a simple take-home vitals monitor that they can use to check for things like sleep apnea (which runs in the family).

      I even had one doctor tell me "90% of the time when we evaluate such symptoms, nothing turns up" before refusing to do anything else when I started having migrane-like headaches and muscle tremors shortly after the medication increase. She didn't even pull out the medication handbook to see if these were normal transient side-effects or reasons to adjust dosages. I had to "self-diagnose" by dialing back my nasal spray to its minimum dosage and poof, no more headaches while still getting congestion relief. The muscle tremors turned out to be common side effects of the fast acting asthma inhaler which could be minimized by rinsing ones mouth after use. Simple advice I had to find myself perusing the pharmaceutical information sheets and other information sources like the pharmacist and websites because this doctor couldn't be bothered.

    2. Re:Medical practices and malpractices by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Doctors are more than happy to treat symptoms, less than happy to treat causes. When the disease goes away, their income from that patient goes away.

    3. Re:Medical practices and malpractices by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because there's a huge lack of sick people these days. Moron.

    4. Re:Medical practices and malpractices by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      There's no lack of sick people because symptoms, not causes are treated.

  170. Re:Ooh, a Wikipedia link, watch for that page to b by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 1
    Nevermind the fact that using Wikipedia of all the godforsaken sites as a source of medical information is a very special nadir of stupidity...

    -PS

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    "All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
  171. Get to a *good* hospital now by klic · · Score: 1
    In late August, I lost my good friend Gary Groessehoeme of Oregon Electronics to an infected heart. 53YO SWM, somewhat overweight mouse potato. The heart infection affected his mentation. Two days of I/V antibiotic would have saved him. Because his judgement was affected, he did not understand his doctor's suggestion to get admitted (and his doctor was not forceful enough, IMHO).

    A good university or teaching hospital would be good, Mayo would be good, a small community 20 bed hospital probably would not be good.

    The bacteria are chewing up stuff that will never grow back. Even if you "get better", every hour these little bastards are nibbling on you may represent months shaved off your lifespan.

    Yes, your insurance may not cover it. Yes, it might turn out to be nothing. Over the past year, we have admitted my mother to the hospital 6 times and 4 of those times turned out to be nothing, and 2 times saved her life. Those are pretty good odds. Further, the stuff you learn about the hospital now might save your life a few years down the road - and lead to some open-source aids for the rest of us!

    But first, you need to stay on the road. Get help now, don't wait for an appointment, the bacteria aren't. Head for the ER and let them look at you; have one of your parents and your friends collect the history and medical information the doctors might need later.

    If you need to hear it from a doctor, my wife the Internal Medicine doctor will be home at 5pm PST. But I hope you are already admitted by that time.

    --
    Keith Lofstrom server-sky.com
  172. Pulmonary Actinomycosis? by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

    If he's been doing his research, and judging by the amount of specialists he's seen, I'm surprised he hasn't mentioned pulmonary actinomycosis. The lack of stringent dental hygeine is significant, as that does increase the chances of contracting it by quite a large measure - the condition also causes 'lung nodules' like he describes.

    Those pressure release's he's getting could be a sign of severe/agitated pleural effusion, where the collections of fluid are forming pockets and perhaps 'popping' into the pleura itself, though if he did indeed get one 'inside his head' then I would be gravely concerned - as I would be with anything to do with any release of pressure inside the head. What that could mean is beyond the range of my knowledge, I'm afraid, but the one thing I do know is that anything like that going on should be treated immediately, not when it's convenient for the nearest ID Doc. As for the releases of pressure in the chest cavity, I think he'll probably be OK until his appointment if he doesn't try to do anything drastic between now and his appointment, though don't take that in any way as a qualified medical opinion. Other than that all I can offer in the way of advice is that he should ensure he always has someone nearby who can call 911 if something major does kick off before Friday.

    I'd also like to wish you the best of luck, Patrick - and it can't hurt to have a whole community behind you, now can it?
    Oh, and what's it like for a Linux guru being stuck on AOL dialup? ;)

    --
    Dealing with lawyers would be a lot less tedious if they all looked like Casey Novak.
    1. Re:Pulmonary Actinomycosis? by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Well, you seem like you RTFA, so I'm stumped by your post. Did you not see this in PV's message?

      I googled for "yellow lung granule" and maybe the third hit mentioned something called Actinomycosis.

      He's pretty clear that that's what he has diagnosed for himself.

    2. Re:Pulmonary Actinomycosis? by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

      Ah, I didn't see that at the first skim-read, I was just reading through the symptoms - I must have spelt it wrong when I ctrl+F'ed for it, too. That serves me right for posting on Slashdot after two days of work with practically no sleep, doesn't it?

      Thoughts still go out to Patrick and his family, and I hope he keeps us updated as much as he can - I'd like to keep an eye on thisfor a while to see how it develops...

      --
      Dealing with lawyers would be a lot less tedious if they all looked like Casey Novak.
  173. Oh my gosh by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    I have the same thing. I have been on cipro several times, then the little funky balls of yellow crap I cough up every once in a while, and hurting comes back. My local doctor never tried penicillin as a long term treatment. Thanks slashdot for calling it to my attention, thanks patrick for doing the research. I am off to see my doctor, no this is not a joke.

  174. I am in Fargo and i had no idea! by bmajik · · Score: 1

    I remember moving to slackware from TAMU shortly after i found out about slackware, like _10_ years ago.

    Through an odd and circuitous route, i find myself in Fargo, ND, where Patrick, who is for many, the "founder" of using linux at home, is currently residing.

    Ironially enough, i moved to fargo by way of Microsoft employment (Microsoft Great Plains), and find that one of the biggest names in linux is here in town :)

    I just asked a co-worker about it and naturally the computer people in town all kind of know each other; he said a friend of his sisters was patricks' roommate for a while. If you search on the name Voldkering with the word Fargo, you get the business address of some dentists, and at first i was like "thats not right" until i read that his parents were dentists :)

    It's a small world.

    --
    My opinions are my own, and do not necessarily represent those of my employer.
  175. GOTO A LARGE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL NOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll echo another poster who said GO TO A UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY! They specialize in weird cases. Local doctors are best at appendicitis and otherwise generally give you something and hope it (or you) goes away.

    Let me tell a similar story:

    I had a niece who for the past 7 years had continuous vomiting episodes that would get so bad she would end up in the ER sometimes. Several of the doctors suggested "opening her up" to see what was wrong, not knowing what else to do. She generally was malnourished, looking at age 17 more like 11 or 12.

    EVERY local doctor she saw would start from the standpoint of she must be bulimic, it must be all in her head because the basic tests and the GP mentality due to probably seeing it a lot is "young girl vomiting = head case".

    After the last bad episode of it she finally was seen by a doctor from Emory University who in a very short time diagnosed it as Crohn's Disease. Some drugs and surgery later she is doing much better. The Emory guys were fantastic.

  176. Weird by paxil · · Score: 1

    Hey, I like Slackware a lot. I started with slack from a book and kernel 1.2 in 1994. It was all I used until I discovered LFS and then gentoo.

    ok, pandering out of the way, now I have to say it:

    PV is sounding a bit like a kook in his letter.

    First, it is long and rambling and mostly irrelevant. Then he mentions how he prescribed himself a 2 month supply of ciproflaxacin in OCT 2001, now he disagrees with the ABX he is being prescribed and wants to prescribe himself something else. WTF? Throw in this weird "popping and draining" symptom despite CT scans which have not shown abscess, empyema, or much of anything, plus a narative that demonstrates a misunderstanding of some basic medical facts, plus he has been to multiple hospitals and nobody has thought he was sick enough to warrant admission. Sure, doctors make mistakes all the time, but one really starts to wonder how much of this is comming from above the neck.

    Anyways, I hope he gets well soon. And remember, a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

  177. PROBLEM SOLVED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude - 6'2, 145 pounds?? You don't need pennicilin - you need a sandwich.

  178. recommendations by Comrade+Brightski · · Score: 1

    I'm not a doctor, but I am a pharmacy student taking an antibiotics/infectious disease class right now. My advice is to find an infectious disease specialist somewhere like a university hospital start getting treatment. Most patients that present with a serious infectious disease are placed on empiric therapy (a combination of big drugs like Zosyn, Gentamycin, and Vancomycin) until cultures are grown. They will take sputum cultures and when results come back the antibiotic therapy will be adjusted appropriately.

    Looking through my infectious disease handbook, actinomyces does seem to have all the symptoms you describe. It grows optimally under anaerobic conditions, so the lab should be notified if actinomyces is suspected. Growth is slow and possibly nonexistant if antibiotics have been used already. If this bug is correctly identified, the drug of choice is intravenous Penicillin G (10-20 million units per day) for about 3 weeks, followed by high dose oral penicillin.

    Bottom line: Talk to an ID specialist and tell him or her your story. State that you are suspecting actinomyces, then get some cultures grown and start antibiotic therapy.

    Hope you get better Patrick!

    --
    "Software is like sex. It's better when it's free." -Linus Torvalds
  179. serves him right. cry baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's what you get for eating dirt

  180. Another strange story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I had Guillain Barre' syndrome. I had pain in the lower back and tingling, weakness, and increased numbness in all extremities.

    The "doctor" (an MD) was convinced I had a kidney stone, though nothing except my gender and age would indicate that.

    As my pain increased and paralysis increased, the "doctor" scheduled me for a gastrointestinal ultrasound. The day of the ultrasound I was basically paralyzed, yet the "doctor" would not accept my urgent, emergency phone calls asking her to see me or to get me some neurological testing.

    I finally got another doctor to refer me to a neurologist who diagnosed me in fifteen minutes and had me immediately checked into intensive care. I spent a week in intensive care, completely paralyzed and iv'd down $50,000 in gamma globulin.

    So respectfully, doc,

    GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR ARROGANCE AND CONDESCENSION.

    1. Re:Another strange story.... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      iv'd down $50,000 in gamma globulin.

      But you didn't have to pay for that yourself, right?

      That's what your taxes pay for (assuming you live in a 1st world country).

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  181. Jesus H. Farking Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean Good Mother of Franks' Dog -- this dude really just needs to stop working with computers if they've made him this simplistically dense that he can't understand things like :

    -> IF KERNEL DOESN'T COMPILE, THEN FIX BUGS & RECOMPILE

    -> IF I AM DEATHLY SICK, THEN .... uh .... ... uh ...

  182. amen, but... Re:Get Help Now, Maybe? by swschrad · · Score: 1

    someday, I hope sooner than later, we can fix our national structural problems in providing health care and affordable medicine. and it isn't going to be done by allowing wall street weasels to take all the money.

    right now, as in R F N, if you feel things popping inside, if you are coughing up funny chunks, if you can't breathe and that elephant is dancing on your chest, you must call 911 or get to a local emergency room as soon as possible, preferably NOT under your own power, in case that runs out while you're pulling up to the crosswalk at the school.

    palliative care while diagnosing the root cause is always better than no care at all. and much better than playing doctor with reduced faculties and no instruments.

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  183. Reminds me of an old Joke by sjf · · Score: 4, Funny

    All these geeks trying their hand at medical diagnosis.

    Here's why computer programmers shouldn't be physicians:
    "OK, we're going to shut the patient down and bring up his systems one by one."

    -S

    1. Re:Reminds me of an old Joke by Spetiam · · Score: 2, Informative

      So far as I can tell, the geek in question (Volkerding) has it generally figured out, pending professional confirmation, of course:

      Oral penicillin generally does not do it. What
      is needed is 2 to 6 weeks of IV penicillin G (12 to 24 million units a day), followed by 12 months of V-cillin-K 1g four times a day. Amoxicillin 500mg 3 times a day has me in a holding pattern,
      but it's probably not going to do the trick. Rodney has no ability to directly admit me to a hospital without first sending me to an infectious disease MD there who would have to agree with all of this. I have an appointment on Friday.


      So basically, he's not asking for a diagnosis, he's asking for an "in" somewhere so he can get the proper treatment quickly. Anyone know an MD that would be willing to make a couple phone calls and say, "Hey. This guy needs treatment. Real soon." (N.B. You can get much better treatment much more quickly if you can get a personal referral, especially if the referral is from a well-know/well-respected/etc. physician.)

      Think of it this way; it's not what you know, but who you know.

      A friend of mine is a radiologist, but when I needed to see a good dermatologist (re: possible melanoma), he turned a Three. Month. Waiting. List. into an appointment two days later. I'd volunteer this friend, but he's shipboard in a different hemisphere.

  184. You CAN'T hack your own body by geekotourist · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm not writing about Pat Volkerding-- he's been seeing doctors and seeking treatment, and I wish him well as he goes to the hospital today along with several friends or family members who do everything possible to keep him there. Hacking the medical system and insurance system is itself a skill we do all need. And, yes, we can do specific things to make ourselves healthier-- reprogram bad habits and all that.

    I'm writing in general, about engineers and computer scientists (guys especially) who think that the heuristics of their profession give them any extra advantage over the general public in self-diagnosing illnesses. Its the opposite-- your tools and knowledge, so good for your profession, can harm you when it comes to medical treatment.

    Yes, medicine itself is still primative, we've only just built MRIs that can see metabolism by imaging C,N and O on top of H20. Medical error is a leading cause of death. Doctors can believe that real illnesses aren't just psychological - it took medicine a while to accept that bacteria caused ulcers. Sometimes unpatented, ordinary vitamins help with a major symptom of a major illness (and if you have or know someone with diabetes- read the research and go get some benfotiamine!). Medicine is like that.

    But the heuristics of medicine are far better than any other for dealing with illnesses. Non-medical common sense is orthogonal to medicine- if it gives good results that's just luck. But given how easily people are helped by placebos, how good are we going to be at telling if a particular treatment is working or not? Given how we can tune out outside signals when working on something (like the need to eat or drink), how often are we going to miss far more subtle clues? Given how personal psychology can make it hard to admit to feeling pain or to talk about body weaknesses (especially guys), how can we make sure that we're telling the doctor all relevant clues? Given how most medical research on the net is in the form of abstracts, not full articles, and given our strong abilities to find patterns (even where there aren't any), how easy is it to be side-tracked into thinking we've diagnosed ourselves when we haven't? Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments is an intensely applicable article to everyone.

    I recently had a relative who died. With Staphylococcus aureus pneumonia your odds aren't good, but they're far worse if you don't know if you have the methicillin sensitive or the methicillin resistant version: the antibiotics for MRSA don't work very well on MSSA (the reverse is, of course, obvious).

    Very tiny differences in what illness you have can make big differences in what treatment you need. Only medical tests- not all the reading and self-diagnoses in the world- will find those differences. Making sure you get those tests- that's hacking the medical and insurance system. Thinking you can figure out on your own what you have or whether or not a treatment is working? That's trying to hack your own body, and our self-assessments on how well we do that aren't very good. Our own self-diagnosis system is worse than the one in Windows (and for spaghetti code without any comments see dna).

  185. Self Diagnosis does work in some cases. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I commend Patrick for being proactive and trying to self diagnose. Often, it is the determination of the patient that can make the difference in finding out what is wrong.

    Two years ago, I self diagnosed a rare skin disease (27 out of 1 million) that my personal physician told me was a bruise. After 4 weeks it did not go away and she said not to worry that it will heal and that it was simply a deep bruise. Well, I did worry. Maybe it was skin cancer or something?! I didn't trust her. So I googled for a few hours and found a hit using "Cliff Drop Borders." My skin patch had this feature and when I googled it, low and behold there was my exact skin patch! It is called Atrophoderma of Passini and Pierini, a form of Morphea. I must say that was a very rewarding experience and I felt so empowered by the internet. This would not have been possible just 20 years ago!

    When I returned to the doctor with print outs in hand, all the doctors came in to ask me questions, like they had never seen this case before and were genuinely curious to learn about it, like a was a Martian or something. In fact, they broke out their medical books and verified my findings and agreed with my diagnosis.

    As a follow up, I went to see a skin specialist (Harvard Graduate) and while he was impressed that I diagnosed my condition, he scolded me for not demanding to see a specialist sooner. Your normal doctor will probably never be able to diagnose a rare disease. Fortunately, the disease has the same morbidity as the normal population, and often disappears on its own for reasons unknown.

    Best of luck to Patrick, keep trying the doctors but there is nothing wrong with working in parallel on your own.

  186. Your grandfather raped young, innocent boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should be ashamed.

  187. Best Hospitals, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mayo Clinic in Minnesotta is #1. MGH in Boston is #2. It'd be worthwhile to be treated at one of those. Boston has the advantage of a also having most of the hospitals #3-#8. Not clear which of the two is the better choice.

    The fear of self-antibiotics/superbug is overrated. It's a problem on a national level, but one set of treatments in one individual --- no big deal. If you're worried about the superbug, see how antibiotics are used in India (or nearly any other third world country).

    To everyone freaking out about why Patrick did any of n dumb things, remember: Patrick is sick. Diseases usually leave people not thinking well. As a result, he may not have the best judgement. Excuse him doing dumb things (which of them were actually dumb, and which were theorized dumb is not clear).

  188. my advice: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    vitamin c, and quit being such a vage.

  189. State of healthcare today by linuxtelephony · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, have you seen the state of "modern" healthcare in the US? It's mostly a joke! And you can place most of the blame on HMO like structures and insurance restrictions that control what doctors are able to do for their patients.

    For most people, as long as they never get anything hard to diagnose, they will be fine. However, when doctors need to run a series of tests to find a problem, those tests get expensive. And, many insurances/hmos will do whatever they can to block/prevent/refuse those tests.

    And, if you don't have insurance, things are even worse.

    It is very rare to find a doctor that takes the direct involvement necessary to do thorough testing in order to systematically rule out causes in order to get to a final diagnosis.

    Bitter, first-hand experience speaking here. With real insurance, with HMO insurance, and with no insurance. It's possible to get decent medical care, but not easy. The whole system is almost as screwed up as the patent system.

    --
    . 62,400 repetitions make one truth -- Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
  190. look after your system by goon · · Score: 1, Interesting
    '... By early September 2004, I was spending a good portion of the time I'd normally be working online flat on my back instead ...'

    one of the surest signs you have to do something about it. It is a problem that is stopping you what you normally can do.

    '... Being an ex-smoker, worries of lung cancer were starting to consume my thoughts ...'

    So you realise your mortal and you like living. Nothing wrong there.

    Now for the sermon: get someone to find out what is wrong. don't stop until your satisfied. get another practioner if they give you the bums rush or cant be bothered to solve your problem.

    repeat after me programmers, hackers: Look after the health of your system and yourself. I dont want to read another opensource contributor obituary.

    Well Patrick - get yourself well. write it up and I'll promise to get a full commercial version of slack instead of the cheapscate versions I usually get :)

    --
    peterrenshaw ~ Another Scrappy Startup
  191. GET HELP NOW OR DIE by rpbird · · Score: 5, Informative

    He went to the wrong doctors. When dealing with a bacterial infection, you need an INFECTIOUS DISEASE SPECIALIST. You can find them associated with large medical centers. Bacteria are hard to defeat, they can be tolerant of antibiotics, so a multi-drug therapy has to be used. Bacteria can encyst themselves when exposed to a hostile environment, to reappear later. All cysts must be drained. This can be minor surgery when they are in muscles, or major surgery when involving a major organ (like a lung). This isn't to be played around with, they can easily kill. Most doctors don't have the knowledge to treat them. Get to an INFECTIOUS DISEASE SPECIALIST immediately! There aren't that many of them, and most are associated with large institutions or university teaching hospitals. Get on it now, your life is in jeopardy.

  192. the old days by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1
    remember those people who would claim their house was on fire or something, but stayed on IRC? Is this making a comeback to the frontpage?

    Hey /. I've been having this lung trouble lately. I've passed out a couple times, and my arms have turned blue. I'm waiting for your responses, and I'll be driving to the Doctor's office next week. Thanks in advance.

    Get well soon, Patrick Volkerding.

    --
    SAILING MISHAP
  193. THANK YOU Slashdot readers! by hugesmile · · Score: 1
    I thought for sure that the first messages in here would be "I just heard on the radio.... There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon."

    I have renewed faith in the slashdot community. (Or were all those messages modded down already?)

    Good luck, Patrick. Remember, laughter is the best medicine - but sometimes penicillin is needed.

  194. wanna buy a lung? by superpeach · · Score: 1

    From Google: yellow lung granule

    Lung for sale
    Low Priced Lung.
    Big Selection! (aff)
    ebay.co.uk

  195. last gasp for volkerdi by burgessms · · Score: 1

    being moved by the medical run-around story, and
    what will become a need for funds, I just sent some
    cash via paypal, who's never heard of
    volkerdi#slackware.... So if Pat does not activate
    his inbound paypal cash, have I lost it forever ?
    Get well soon - if you can find a decent MD.

  196. "Tonsil Stones" from the lungs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had chronic tonsillitis all my life and am all too familiar with gross tonsil stones. I've been so sick on a couple occasions, even recently, where such stones came from my larynx and trachea in addition to coming out of my tonsils. My doctor was about to send me to emergency surgery about a month ago, but a recent new antibiotic called "Tequin" cleared up my larynx enough that it stopped bleeding and forming these stones. I've been on Tequin for four weeks now, and even my tonsils... or more accurately what's left of my tonsils, are not nearly as swollen. I am scheduled to have my tonsils removed on the Monday morning after Thanksgiving weekend. I am 36 years old. This surgery is going to be one hell of an ordeal and it's going to suck to the extreme. At my age, it can even be life-threatening. My surgeon wanted to wait for the swelling/infection to subside somewhat, due to fear of the bacteria that will be released into my bloodstream during surgery from travelling to my heart valves and starting to grow there. He also thinks I'm in good enough shape to enjoy one nice Thanksgiving meal before the surgery, since I won't be able to eat solid food for probably a month afterwards.

    If you are in your teens or early 20's and have had recurring tonsillitis... GET YOUR TONSILS REMOVED NOW!!! while you are still young. It's better to have it done before you are even a teenager. Adult tonsillectomies are very difficult and frightening to go thru. I am now very sorry I didn't have my tonsils removed a long time ago.

    1. Re:"Tonsil Stones" from the lungs. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I believe tonsils are part of your immune system. If they get infected it means something else is wrong.

      Not sure if it's a good idea for everyone with recurring tonsil problems to have bits of their immune system removed.

      In your case they're probably so screwed up that the docs think removing them would be better than leaving them in.

      Still, I'd get a 2nd and 3rd opinion before I'd let docs chop parts out of my body.

      Wonder if there's a course of antibiotics you can go through to clear whatever it is that's taken hold in your tonsils.

      I personally think the docs ripping out tonsils are missing something - just like the h.pylori + stomach ulcer thing.

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  197. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See that star next to my name idiot-boy?

    OMFG. I cannot believe that you are so proud of your subscriber status. I bet you are one of those people who brags about his IQ and brags about his degrees, etc. The little asterix next to your name doesn't matter one way or another to most people but when you brag about it like that it just makes you look like an idiot.

    Oh, and I bet you think that ESR is a real swell guy. You seem like the kind of guy who would like ESR.

  198. Penicillin + surgery + Oxygen under pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    From what I read till now:

    a) Actinomyces israelii is anaerobic. So, hyperbaric oxygen is bad for it. You know, enter a pressurized chamber with oxygen. You're gonna have fun.

    b) Prognostic is good, but treatment is painfully slow. You'll use penicillin but probably will also go under surgery to remove disease agglomerates form your lungs. At least, this is what I've read (and Medicine in Brazil is quite advanced). Google for "actinomicose pulmonar", at least you can see the pics.

    c) I don't if it will happen to you, but there is a facial variety. You get lumps, much like if a big wasp had bitten you. Your skin eventually tears (this is called a fistula) and you can see a red tissue. I hope you can avoid this.

    More info as I come by. Get well. Damn, next time be sure to know the _reason_ why things happen!

    1. Re:Penicillin + surgery + Oxygen under pressure by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Penicillin or any antibiotic should _always_ be taken with (natural, live culture) yogghurt.

    2. Re:Penicillin + surgery + Oxygen under pressure by vivian · · Score: 2, Informative

      You could also brush your teeth with a clean tootbrush dipped in neat 5% hydrogen peroxide (H202). You can buy 5% concentration from the chemist/drug store. Don't use pure peroxide, which you probably can't get anyway unless you work at Armadillo Aerospace.

      After brushing your teeth normally and rinsing, give them the peroxide treatment.

      Put the peroxide in a small cup ( like say, a shot glass) so you don't contaminate the whole bottle.

      That will nuke any anaerobic bacteria in your mouth and also bubble off any food particles etc. that are stuck in hard to get to places.

      The peroxide will break down on contact with debri and plaque to H20 and O2, making lots of foamy oxygen bubbles.

      Rinse your brush before dunking it back in the peroxide again.

      Don't swallow the peroxide.

  199. FWIW by tacocat · · Score: 1

    Some details can be found here on what this is.

    I was weened on Slackware and think it's still one of the premier distro's. From what I have been able to find it seems that this is something that can be treated successfully, but it takes prompt action and perseverence. So if the next few slackware releases are a little late, please try to be understanding.

  200. Rife Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, got to post this -- even though it brings out the tin foil hat folks and often gets slammed.

    When all else fails (or actually if you own one probably as a first resort). Electricity is fairly good at devitalizing bacteria. molds, etc.

    Go directly to www.rifemachine.com .

    Now you can find plenty of 'quackbusting' that will tell that such things don't work. You are smarter than that. Talk to people and ask about the engineering behind it. If that doesn't satisfy you then so be it.

    If you don't want to pay for one, you can find info to build your own on the web using various off the shelf components.

    I suspect the folks at the above mentioned site will be able to tell you if anyone has used it for that exact condition.

    1. Re:Rife Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're as bad as the "drink your own urine and don't eat for 40 days" asshole a couple of pages back. Stop posting crap like this. People die as a result of your stupid, superstitious quackery, asshat.

      You'd be better off calling a witchdoctor.

      Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Did you go to school? Ever? Are you just stupid, or do you enjoy giving people advice that can kill them?

      Unbelievable.

    2. Re:Rife Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet it works.

      And all of your ranting doesn't negate that.

      I just love when people get real angry about something they have a strong opinion about -- without ever checking it out for themselves.

      And I don't mean reading what those with a vested interest aginst it have to say. I mean taking the time to actually use or talk to someone who has used the method/machine/idea/whatever.

      Much of science has been plagued with this type of close-mindedness, name calling, and general illogical behaviour.

      Ah well, god help you when the superbugs appear from the super antibiotics.

  201. Another Possible Complication by st1d · · Score: 1

    While googling, I noticed this possible problem:

    http://www.ashp.org/shortage/penicillin.cfm?CFID=3 409525&CFTOKEN=80392860

    Basically, it says that Pfizer had a problem making enough of the drug, and more isn't expected till December. There are a few other suppliers, but they have problems as well. This was posted in July, I hope the situation is better at the moment.

    --
    Microsoft has just released their much anticipated hands-free cordless mouse. Warning, it may hurt a little at first.
  202. One quote is ominous, unfortunately by hpulley · · Score: 1

    "Patients who present late in the disease process tend to have a poor outcome." Get well, good luck, I wish you the best as it sounds like this is a late presentation. As someone who's spent time in the hospital on IV antibiotics, I hope your veins don't get sensitive to the IVs like mine did. At first the insertion sites lasted for days but later they'd become inflamed in very little time. Prepare to become a human pincushion :-(. They can put IV needles in places you don't want to know...

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    $#!^ happens, but why does it always have to happen to me???
    1. Re:One quote is ominous, unfortunately by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      But we don't know that he has actinomycosis. Apparently sulfur lung granules may be caused by a few different types of disease.

      I'd say the most disheartening part of his case is the symptoms. Whatever it is, it isn't great.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  203. Start with healthy gums to keep healthy gums by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "allowing the bacteria in question to get into the bloodstream more easily through the cuts in the gums that occur when you floss like you're supposed to"

    I think it's safe to say that's a fallacy since healthy gums don't bleed during proper brushing and flossing. At least a fallacy in the "horse is already out of the barn" sense. If your gums are bleeding that easily, you've GOT to get into your dentist to return them to a healthy state ASAP. And if your gums bleed from brushing you've got SERIOUS problems.

    If you've gotten to that point then you're likely in for a "deep cleaning". It will hurt, but it's the only way to scrape away all the crap and give your gums a chance to heal.

    How do I know this? Been there, done that. Night and day difference. So get a deep cleaning and from then on get your twice-annual maintenance cleaning. Brush GENTLY and floss regularly. No more bleeding gums, no more $1000 crowns.

    BTW folks shouldn't be brushing hard either - you can erode the gum line in extreme cases. It's supposed to be a moderate "massaging" action with a soft toothbrush. Ask your dental hygenist, they'll be happy to show how it's done.

    1. Re:Start with healthy gums to keep healthy gums by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      One other thing, use Listerine. If it is only at the Gingivitis stage, Listerine will help enormously.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
  204. Fractured spines can cause stomach pain by Secrity · · Score: 1

    I fractured my spine on a speed boat (don't ask) which caused an odd pain in my stomach. The doc in a box that examined and xrayed me told me that back injuries commonly cause phantom stomach pain like I was experiencing.

  205. Can't help diagnose you, but can relate re: self. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once had terrible posture. Two bouts with pleuritis and a few puzzled doctors later I hit on something that either works for me, or appears to be working for me and I've just gotten over whatever it was that was bothering me.

    Anyway I no longer hunch over my computer when playing games or programming for long periods of time. I breathe deeply, regularly. I also have lots of sex (full range of movement.)

    I don't get catches in my chest anymore except when I forget myself and start slumping (sitting up again fixes me right up) and I haven't had a similar problem since.

  206. i had a similar problem by wobblie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A while back I was dealing with constant low grade fevers, nausea, dizzy spells and crippling fatigue. I didn't even realize I had fevers until I started monitoring my temperature and realized I was always around or just under 100. I went to two doctors, none of whom could find anything wrong with me; blood tests seemed normal (personally I think they rely too much on blood tests, it's as if they just give up when they don't give them an answer). This sort of thing came and went for about a year, until it finally became too much to bear, the fevers shot up to 102 or so and I'd get frequent chills.

    Then all of a sudden I got a terrible toothache. I had a wisdom tooth that had broken years ago and now all of a sudden it was hurting. I had it pulled ($200), took some antibiotics the surgeon gave me and within a week all these symptoms vanished. I did mention the tooth to the doctors I saw but they didn't think much of it. I don't know for sure if that was the problem but it seems that way to me.

  207. Volkerding's compromised immune system...? by GrrlNrrd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's face it, he caught something WEIRD! The real question is *why*?

    Something fragged his immune system. When a person's immune system goes haywire they can catch just about anything. The "popping and draining" that he described is prolly his overclocked lymph nodes.

    IANAD, nor do I normally play one on Slashdot but I'd hope that his doc would check for the following:

    Lupus
    Luekemia

    Perhaps other folks, here, know more auto-immune ailments or diseases than I do.

    Anyone else think Volkerding ought to fatten up? He sound pretty skinny!

  208. Way to go by Sinner · · Score: 1

    Nice work everyone who vandalised the wikipedia page. You're the people who made Slashdot what it is today. Fucktards.

    --
    fish and pipes
  209. Solution to the problem... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

    The solution to your problem is deceptively simple, and no, it does not involve the use of a pistol.

    Please read this through in its entirety. You will have to purchase 2 products and it is not a replacement for antibiotics or conventional therapy but I will GUARANTEE that it will help things immeasurably.

    Your problem is that you're full of shit. No, literally, you are, but you don't realize it. See, I, like you once was wracked with infection after infection that wouldn't go away and the doctors were clueless because they could only treat symptoms and they couldn't treat them fast enough.

    Simply put, you need to start with a colon cleanse. Hear me out.

    As a fellow nerd, I know that we don't eat healthy. I mainly lived on Mountain Dew and solar power for, oh, about 10 years. What happens, especially in America is that we don't eat enough fiber and the walls of your intestine get coated with sludge. This creates a problem as toxins that are filtered out of our system are emptied into the intestine to be carried off. When the walls get coated, they can't dump toxins into your body efficiently and you start to clog up. Your body will then store the toxins in your liver, kidneys and lungs and every other cell in your body for that matter.

    This buildup of toxins exhibits itself differently in different people. Some get tired, some get infections. Chronic fatigue? Yup.. that too.

    Now, this is not the solution, in and of itself. Cleansing the colon only enables your body to start purging the toxins that are in the body and prevent further buildup. You will not be able to get rid of the infection you have until you open up your internal "Toxic Waste Dump".

    The best place to get a colon cleanse kit is www.colonblow.com. I love that place, they treat the whole issue with a bit of humor. Their email address? Flushtwice@colonblow.com. They sell a kit that will clean you out in 72 hours and it doesn't even hurt. You'll be amazed at the stuff that comes out.

    Once you've opened up the toxic waste dump, go to www.vitaganza.com and order some Wobenzym. I recommend getting the 800 count bottle as you'll go through the 200 count bottle in about a week as you start cleansing. Better yet, start off with their "Pollution Pack" which includes other nutrients that will help you out.

    Wobenzym will help "chew up" infections and all other waste in your body and get them out of your body. Wobenzym is simply enzymes. I'll paste here a snippet from their website www.wobenzym.com:

    "Enzymes are proteins composed of amino acids, the basic building blocks of life, arranged in chains that spontaneously fold into three-dimensional structures. These three-dimensional structures confer specificity of function. Whereas all enzymes are proteins, not all proteins are enzymes. Enzymes are involved in nearly all metabolic and physiological processes in the body. Thus, they are a key in the maintenance of a strong immune system, a robust cardiovascular tree,a healthy and intact central nervous system, and optimal hormonal balance in the body."

    Wobenzym is simply enzymes, about 20 of them that once ingested create a cascading set of 2000 enzymes. These enzymes are then used to cleanse the body.

    Now, this does not replace the antibiotics, but I will tell you that all the antibiotics in the world will not help anything until you have a cleared "pathway" in your body for the toxins and infections to leave your body.

    Once you have completed the colon cleanse, and started Wobenzym, you will continue to poop, and poop, and poop. You will wonder where the heck all that crap is coming from but I can guarantee that you will feel better. I feel great now and I know that I wouldn't feel this good if I didn't take this same course of remedy.

    I guarantee that if you do these two simple things that your body will then start getting rid of the infection that you're suffering from, and the antibiotics will have a much greater impact on your system in helping you fight this battle.

    Regards,

    Joel R. Helgeson

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    Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
    1. Re:Solution to the problem... by R3 · · Score: 1

      Joel, thanks for the info - I've been thinking about doing this myself for quite a while, but never got enough information/time/guts (pun intended) to actually do it.
      One question, though - you said "you will continue to poop, and poop, and poop.." Will it stop eventually and go back to "normal" (whatever that is, I guess once or twice a day) or should I expect much higher, ehm, frequency than before the treatment?

    2. Re:Solution to the problem... by Beaker1 · · Score: 1

      Oh man the testimonials are hilarious! http://www.colonblow.com/testimonials.htm

      --
      "Who hasn't slipped into the break room for a quick nibble on a love Newton before?" - Mr. Peterman.
    3. Re:Solution to the problem... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does eventualy return to normal frequency of once per day.

      While you're starting on it, it makes your farts noxious, enough to make little kids cry and adults eyes water... and BOY does your poop STINK! Well, at least at first it stinks (for about the first month when you're REALLY cleansing). Be sure to grab some matches.. :)

      Cool thing is that the smell goes away. Once it does then you can decrease your dose to a "Maintenance dose" of about 3 tablets 2x day.

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      Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
  210. Slackware and Duke UHS Rule by trolman · · Score: 1
    I purchased 9.1 CDs in 2003 and now run it on two machines: rock solid: no issues. Only down time has been for cleaning. My first and only Linux!

    That said...

    I moved to NC, near Duke University, for work and to get treatment. I recommend the Duke health system as the best in the world.

  211. C.S.I.: Criminal Scene Investigation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Did he take Coke Cola, Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola, ... ? [YES/no] _

    Note: these bottles have a lot of weirds's bacterias!!!

    open4free ©

  212. lung granules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cough up small yellow stinking lung granules too. I think it is pieces of lung/bacteria from a smoker's lung. It is not frequent, and I notice it more when I go extended periods without smoking, as if my lungs are ejecting dead chunks.

    Hell if he waited 3 years to get to a doctor, what's another 3 days. You'll be on penicillin soon enough. Get ready for the shits.

  213. What I found: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    This mentions "anecdotal evidence" of hyperbaric oxygen usefulness:
    http://www.merck.com/mrkshared/mmanua l/section13/c hapter157/157e.jsp

    Other links:
    http://www.merck.com/mrkshared/mmanual/sec tion13/c hapter157/157e.jsp
    http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medline plus/ency/article/00 0599.htm
    http://www.scielo.br/scielo.php?pid=S141 3-86702004 000200011&script=sci_arttext&tlng=en
    http://www.h ealth.xq23.com/conditions/part_1/Actin omycosis.html

    This link is tricky, you may have to hit "stop loading" quickly, because the page is redirected to the current issue:
    http://www.familypractice.com/journal/1999 /v12.n02 /1202.10/art-1202.10.htm

    You probably don't understand Portuguese, but...
    http://www.connectmed.com.br/cgi-bin/view_ adam.cgi /encyclopedia/ency/article/000074trt.htm

    Also, I've seen a page (not shown here) talking about cancer induced by radiation treatment of actinomycosis lesions. Beware!

    Your chances are good, I think. But avoid things that weaken your immune system, like sleeping too little. Also, this is a fungus, so try to get some solar radiation and fresh air.

    Are you a smoker? I seem to have seen a description of pulmonary case in a smoker patient.

    Another hint: there are some devices called "air purifiers" which kill fungus. A known brand over here is Sterilair (see, e.g., http://www.marcoware.com.br/sterilair/ingles/index .htm ). I have no affiliation with any of these companies.

    You surely should have an equivalent product where you live. But, this may be useless, as it works by heating air, therefore killing spores -- which are NOT produced by actinomyces... :-(

    Anyway it may have some air drying effect, which I suppose would slow fungus development.

    Also, try to think out of the box: what would you do to strenghten your immune response, particularly against a fungus? Does it have a non-pathogenic enemy you could use? Does it die with extreme low temperatures? Or extremely high (you could inhalate hot air with medication)?

    Alternatively, and I have no idea if this works, you could breath special treated air only for some time -- artificially mixed or natural, like in this Poland mine: http://www.kopalnia-wieliczka.pl/english/trasa_t/1 7.htm

    Sorry if I am shooting in the dark, but maybe some Polish friend knows something about this...

    Good luck! And God bless you for all you've done.

    1. Re:What I found: by koekepeer · · Score: 1

      "Your chances are good, I think. But avoid things that weaken your immune system, like sleeping too little. Also, this is a fungus, so try to get some solar radiation and fresh air."

      are you sure it's a fungus? i'm pretty sure it's a gram positive bacterium... IIRC it does have hyphae-resembling thread-like structures (god microbiology was sooooo long ago for me so excuse me if i use incorrect terminology) attached to the cell wall, and was therefore wrongly determined as a fungus originally.

      else why would penicillin work as a treatment?

  214. 4 otu of 5 doctors failed the test... by evil9000 · · Score: 1

    I've had a friend who had gone to 2 well respected doctors with an illness. They then sent him to 2 liver experts. After perscribing him drugs that perspire in the cold. Quitting his job after suffering this illness for 6 months to be elegible for a govt subsidy on the drugs, a 3rd doctor sucessfully diagnosed his illness.

    He had diabetes.

    Please dont be so close minded.

  215. Please mod parent up to +10!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is this urgent.

    Even more, doctors are trained in a cartesian way. You must see a pathologist (sometimes called an infectologist)... sometimes a clinical doctor won't do.

    Such kind of doctor is the rule in "managed health". There's a great chance you're sent to a clinical one (because it's cheaper). Don't be fooled, go to the pathologist as soon as you can!

    Does someone know Patrick's parents or relatives?

  216. You need a top specialist with lots of time by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 2, Informative
    First of all, good luck.

    Many years ago, I had a mysterious infection that knocked me flat. I would periodically develop a fever of 104-105 degrees (fahrenheit). After a few hours, this would subside and, apart from feeling extremely weak, I would be fine for a few days. It was not malaria. The original doctor I saw ran all kinds of tests, but was clearly out of his depth with my problem.

    Fortunately, I was living in Bangkok Thailand where it is easy to find specialists in most medical disciplines cheaply and at short notice. I ended up seeing Dr Mattana Hanvanich (a fellow of John Hopkins) at the Bamrungrad Hospital. She is an outstanding doctor. The key, though, is that she had time to thoroughly investigate the problem.

    One method she used might well be appropriate in your case. She asked me to keep a detailed diary of everything related to my condition. She asked me to record my temperature every two hours, note everything I ate, record when I slept, any symptoms. She read all that in conjunction with all the test results and eventually figured it out. The point though is that a single ten minute appointment by the best doctor in the world will probably not be sufficient if your case is unusual.

    Whatever it costs, find a top specialist who can devote enough time to your case. If insurance will not cover it, maybe you should consider a flight to Bangkok. Dr Mattana's fees are ridiculously cheap by US standards (probably less than 10%). The Bumrungrad Hospital has an international reputation -- you can check them out on the Internet. If necessary, hospitalisation here will not break you financially either.

  217. Jesus Fucking Christ On A Ritz Cracker by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 1

    You manage to spell 'tonsillolith' correctly, but you misspell the following words:

    throaght (throat)
    throughally (thoroughly)
    posibility (possibility)
    paitent (patient)
    nasel (nasal)
    surgen (surgeon)
    specilist (specialist)

    Are you sure they didn't remove some grey matter as they fixed your tonsils? Damn...

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    Karma: Excellent Birds (mostly as a result of listening to Laurie Anderson)
    1. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ On A Ritz Cracker by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1

      Oh, man, thanks for that! I was wondering what all these bits of stuff in my throat were, and it turns out that it's just a bunch of Ritz crackers with Jesus Christ on them. Thanks for the info!

      --
      Old people fall. Young people spring. Rich people summer and winter.
    2. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ On A Ritz Cracker by almightyjustin · · Score: 1

      Not to mention "tonsilitus" (tonsillitis)...

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  218. Pat's Mystery Disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actinomycin (otherwise known as Tetracycline) is an antibiotic that is specific to the Actinomyces bacteria. I suffer from the Rosacea disease that attacks the nose and face, Actinomycin knocks it out pronto. Also, recent articles suggest that Tetracycline could become an excellent cure for many of the arthritis type joint diseases, so there could be a link to Pat's joint problems as a manifestation of the Actinomyces infestation.

  219. Dont go to hospital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you find yourself in hospital, walk out. If you can't walk then crawl.

    At least this is the advice a doctor friend gave me. Hospitals are a very dangerous place to be. They are full of germs and overworked health professionals who make mistakes.

  220. Re:Usnea Lichen, Candidasis & Tonsillolith... by mim · · Score: 1

    Correct, Herb Pharm, http://www.herb-pharm.com/ has several products available to combat yeast-related syndromes. Kyo-Dophilus, http://www.kyolic.com/ may also help to restore your natural bacterial flora balance. I've undertaken my own research, and need to work on further documentation, since having an (elected) tonsillectomy 17 yrs ago due to continual ent infections which had reached the point of inflamed tonsils secreting smelly lumps. After the surgery I experienced immediate improvement. Contact your MD to see if this may be a viable option, in addition to following his advice, and see if they know of a good naturopathic practioner that you can both work with. Sometimes taking our health into our own hands is what is finally needed to find the proper road to a cure. Blessings & prayers for your improved health!

  221. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, chill with the italics, the bold face and the CAPS. We can hear you just fine without it, thanks.

    Second, you're not a doctor. You have no idea of what you're talking about. If you read what the real MDs in this thread have said they are far more divided about how serious this is likely to be. None of them offer your hysterical advice.

    So, in summary: just STFU, will you? And no, we're not impressed by your subscriber status. It doesn't necessarily imply that you actually read the article.

  222. Diet, Diet, Diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.mercola.com

  223. Dont want to sound like an ass, but... by Viewsonic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    After reading that, I want to say he is having panic attacks. Probably from too much stress. The yellow modules are from his tonsils, and it normal for the majority of people to have. A lot of people simply dont see them the first half of their lives and when they do they tend to think they've caught some disease because of the smell they make.

    Panic attacks and stress will and can cause all the other symptoms he described. I know. I had all of them. I had many doctors look me over as well. I had the "popping" feeling inside my chest and went to the ER room many times only to find out it was nothing. I've had my head feel like it was "popping" or I was having an annurism only to find out it was nothing. I've gone into cold shocks of shivering while sweating non-stop. I've been barely able to breathe and felt like I was about to die. In the end, I was prescribed Xanax and was told to take half a tab whenever any of these symtoms appeared. What it did was chill me out, because when your mind it racing, it makes you feel things that you wont normally feel, and then it only feeds into itself the more you think about it... Xanax basically makes you stoned and mellows you out .. It basically opened up my eyes that everything I was feeling was in my head. A few months later I stopped taking the Xanax and whenever I felt like my chest was "popping" or if my limbs went numbs, I'd just tell myself it wasn't real and it went away.

    Unfortnately, people who have panic attacks can't often be cured this easily. Many of them REFUSE to believe it is just in their head because those feelings are just SO REAL.

    He has probably been told this same thing many times but refuses to believe it. The tone on some of his doctors sounded less than respectful. I am going to guess this was why.

    1. Re:Dont want to sound like an ass, but... by BokLM · · Score: 1

      What you write is interesting. I think I have had the same thing for one year. When I think about it, I have pain near my heart. Sometimes I can spend weeks without it, but when I'm really tired, a little depressed, or think about it while reading a story like this one, it comes back, and it become worse when I think I could be dying of an heart attack or something like this :/
      Maybe I should talk about this to a doctor to make sur I have nothing bad when I have time.

      Also I had some decays for years that I had treated last week. When I read that, I realize that brushing teeth is important.

  224. One More Thing by Spetiam · · Score: 1

    Amoxicillin 500mg 3 times a day has me in a holding pattern

    This is a recipe for disaster. If Volkerding is only taking enough antibiotic to keep in a "holding pattern," but not eradicate the infection, amoxicillin will quickly become useless. He'd be better off taking a cocktail, or even rotating antibiotics (IANAMD).

  225. I had the same thing by GoMMiX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It stayed in my jaw and lungs though.

    The worst part was at one point it had swollen up so bad it killed a tooth, it popped and some yellowish-white paste came out of the side of my mouth.

    It smelled worse then it tasted, which was.. well not nice.

    This happened three or four times. I never went to see a doctor for it.

    I also found, twice, what I thought of as being a calcium deposit in the back of my through. The skin around it was very red and irritated - and it made me cough. At times I would cough up what I could only equate to being really old cottage cheese - it was the right consistency and smelled like rotting milk.

    This went on for quite a while, and got pretty bad at one point.

    Eventually, largely because of the cottage cheese coming out of my lungs, I presumed it was being caused by my smoking habbit.

    So, I switched to Newports because they 'felt good' when smoking them. Not I felt good, but the smoke felt good on my through and in my lungs. I spent the next month or so coughing out tons of crap, but I kept smoking them as I figured it must be clearing it out.

    Obviously my problem was minor in comparison, though.

    Having the popping sensation under armpits sounds like it's in his lymph nodes as well.

    I certainly know this, if it comes back I'll treat it more seriously next time. I guess I never really thought about how long "I" had my problems - but it went on for atlesat a year before I even gave real notice to it. I equated the issue with a recent move and assumed it to be allergies, though, moreso I just really didn't care.

    Having read this, next time I'll care a lot more.

  226. Authenticity of Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did anyone , you readers, editors, staff, or slack developers check the authenticity of this article ?
    I am unable to find his public key...
    Did anyone take the trouble to check ?

  227. Airplane! by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1

    Doctor: Uh, this is Doctor Brody at the Mayo Clinic. There's a passenger on your Chicago flight 209er, a little girl named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis. She's scheduled for a heart transplant, we'd like you to tell her mother we found a donor an hour ago. We have the heart here, ready for surgery. . . We must have the recipient on the operating table within 6 hours. I want you to make sure she's kept in a reclined position and that a continuous watch is kept on her IV. Also, its very important that she remain calm. . .

    Operator: EXCUSE ME, This is the operator Captain Oever, I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.

    Oever: Alright, Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

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  228. Googling can save your life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever heard of dystonia? It wasn't that long ago that something like only 1 in 10 specialists had heard of it. The other 90% misdiagnosed it as psychological, often with horrible consequences. Patients were in and out of psych hospitals for years. Sometimes decades.

    It's caused by a genetic defect.

    How about Celiac disease [sprue]? An autoimmune disorder where the small intestine is damaged by ingesting gluten and other such proteins.

    Easily treated by a gluten-free diet. Yet the symptoms make it hard to spot. I know someone who had multiple surgeries, more tests than you would believe, and still almost died before they figured it out. And that was with access to the best doctors in NYC.

    So, yeah, research helps. If it was me, I'd take every option I could to survive.

  229. You can't really blame him... by boola-boola · · Score: 1
    I can't even remember all the crappy and worthless doctors I've seen in my lifetime. The number is absurdly high. It seems that at least 1/3 of them are just WAITING to get hit with a malpractice suit...

    With that out of the way... you really can't say he did the wrong thing in seeing different doctors, etc. He DID do what they told him to do, and he failed to get better (temporarily feeling better is akin to a "quick hack" in programming). And the thing is, the medical world just works that way. The good doctors spend a lot of time keeping up with the latest medical journals.

    I guess I shouldn't mention the doctors that cancelled my appointment, only to run into them at the driving range or golf course...

  230. Our prayers are with you, Patrick. by thedarb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not a doctor and I don't know anyone who could help. What I can do is add you to my prayers and to our prayer chain. We'll pray for your health, your recovery, your comfort, and for your many doctors wisdom, guidance, and team work. I owe the career I have today to your production of Slackware, started learning it back at kernel 0.99pl13.

    Something you've not mentioned, is the health care costs. You did state you aren't looking for donations, but let me say this... If you end up using up your insurance or don't have any, tell us. We can not only find people who can help with your condition, but we can also find people (like myself) who are willing to help finance your recovery. Just say the word and let the fund raising begin.

    God bless, Pat. :)

    *Brandon Darbro

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  231. Phage-therapy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone in Russia know about phage-therapy? They were used successfully for decades in place of antibiotics in Soviet-Union. Probably still in use there. Actinomycosis has probably been around there, too.

    Just a stab in the dark, though. :/

    Get well, Patrick.

  232. almost sounds like hanta virus by fiber_halo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm not a doctor, but I know different people have different reactions and symptoms. As I was reading through Patrick's letter, I was thinking it almost sounds like the hanta virus.

    It's common in western states.
    It affects the lungs.
    It causes decreased oxygen in the blood (which may explain the elevation problems)

    It would seem likely that the first doctors in CA would have diagnosed it if it was indeed hantavirus. So maybe I'm off base. It's easy to map a number of diseases into common symptoms, especially if a common symptom is that you just feel bad.

  233. Use Medline, not just Google by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Google's fine when blindly fumbling for clues or for starting another branch of search. However, get to learn to use the (US) National Library of Medicine's database, Medline. You can access it via your university or via Pubmed (The Gratefulmed interface is gone).

    It's free. Or rather, the research has already been paid for by private and federal grants and your taxes. Medline contains many tens of thousands of medical research articles and citations to tens of millions if you have access to paper journals. These articles can be found using keywords for greater precision searches, something Google, Altavista, and Co cannot offer.

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  234. Ruled out lung fluke? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Whatever it is I hope they figure out ASAP what it is though.

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  235. This is pretty insulting really. by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    He seems like a smart guy with no reason to lie.

    Those popping and draining sounds were caused by something. People just don't make that kind of stuff up.

    All I am saying is that you might want to reconsider an opinion like that without some more data and direct observation...

    Wouldn't it be horrible to have someone die from a statement like yours? My mother in law died from heart failure. Doctors dismissed her symptoms. (Yes, several of them over the period of about a year, leading up to the final straw.) She got up, started doing her paper route. Felt pains, thought it was heartburn. Destroyed all but 15 percent of her potential heart function.

    Had the doctors erred on the side of caution, she would have done things differently.

    Something to think about, that's all.

  236. Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a very uncommon infection. Only three in a million people contract it. It is even more uncommon in the shoulder. Drug resistant strains are rare, since these bacteria are not specialized parasites (they don't get much benefit from resistance). Also, with the symptoms you mention, the infections should be quite clearly visible on a chest X-ray. Getting to a diagnosis of a disease as uncommon as this using google only using your symptoms is dubious at best. At least have the granules analysed and have a biopt taken.

    I'm sure this is not a mental case, but be careful: an early conclusion can convince you to use the wrong medication, which might do more harm than good. As a fellow geek, but with a medical background, I can imagine that you feel as if your body is a bit like a computer. Looking at cells, it turns out that they resemble them a lot. 6 GB of digital (base-4) storage, compilers (RNA polymerase), assemblers (ribosomes), etc. But there are very distinct differences, most important of which is that it's difficult to read the "screen". It's like diagnosing your computer using your ears and a volt-meter. You need equipment and a lot of knowledge to get a good estimate of diagnosis. Piece of advice: go to an academical hospital, the doctors there are usually more familiar with rare diseases and new forms of treatment. Your efforts to self-diagnose are commendable, but it sounds like you're on the wrong track. It might even be correlated with a very silly environmental factor, like high concentrations of aerosol sulfur particles in your area for instance.

    All the best,
    Steven.

  237. Re:this is why i dont use slackware by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Pat isn't the only one involved in putting together Slackware. Why don't you get a clue you dumb fuck before you post nasty comments about someone who's probably done more for linux than anyone except Linus and Alan Cox.

  238. Re:this is why i dont use slackware by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I'm using a proprietary OS and the Terrorists (tm) nuke Redmond, I'm screwed. If I'm using an Open Source OS and the sole maintainer gets sick, I have quite a few options. I can keep up with security updates myself. I can compile from source (many Slack users do that anyway). I can switch to another distro or even to a BSD, with far more ease than I could switch from non-free OS's.

    Chances are, anyone who would put Slackware on a mission-critical server is quite capable of maintaining it himself while Pat is recovering.

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  239. Medicine is not an ART,nor a SCIENCE.... by qadmon · · Score: 1

    it is purely and simply a BUSINESS. That is what it has become. Living and dying now means you MUST interface with the MEDICAL INDUSTRY.

    Treat it as such and you may find reasonable care or assistance.

    No physician actually HEALS. The body does that if presented with the correct assistance. The physician of today fails miserably in the ART of medicine but suceeds very very well in the BUSINESS of medicine.

    It is probably the most profitable and well heeled of any business extant in the USA today. Merely take a look at their palatial estates and investments to ascertain some of the above.

  240. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh, you never have mod points when you find a post that needs to be promoted...

  241. Result of my (meagre) efforts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taking Patrick at his word (initally anyway, his followup here on slashdot really made me wonder WTF?!) I contacted a doctor and was prepared to pt up some of my own money and to coordinate fund raising.

    After reviewing the available material, here is what the doctor (a man I know to be a wise diagnostician) said:

    I'm not convinced he has pulmonary Actinomycosis,
    even if his symptoms are consistent with it.
    The disease is very rare. A good doctor would
    never commit someone to a full year of antibiotics
    without a firm diagnosis.
    Unless he's in need of a ventilator or oxygen,
    he almost certainly doesn't need to be hospitalized.
    Both the diagnosis and treatment can be done as
    an outpatient. There are now thousands of people
    on IV antibiotics at home. Perhaps he needs a
    psychiatric admission?

  242. Yeah by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    The whole story looks like a classic example of improper diagnosis and treatement that is an excellent way to breed "superbugs". :(

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  243. Chicken Soup Fund by MooseGuy529 · · Score: 1

    I think we should start an effort to make Patrick the largest batch of chicken soup ever. It is amazing stuff, you know...

    Seriously... Patrick, you rock. Slackware is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.

    Hope you feel better,

    Tom

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  244. Patrick, get vitamins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once I was sick for a long time and lost all vitamins in my body due to prolonged fever. I got very stressed, kind of desperate and irritable. The solution was to take doctor-prescribed B-group vitamins. Be aware that not all vitamins are harmless, vit. A is dangerous, for instance, but there are others.

    One particular nasty mistake I did was taking vitamin K while on my way to thrombosis... :-(

    Beware!

    -------------------

    Now, back to the parent post observation: indeed, it's not a fungus.

    See this link: http://www.bartleby.com/65/ac/actnomycs.html

    and this, even better,
    http://www.emedicine.com/derm/byname/acti nomycosis .htm

    They say Actinomyces israelii used to be considered a fungus.

    Please notice IANA doctor, I just tried to help by searching for a cure... and I wondered too why would penicillin work against a fungus, but was tired and forgot to check all the facts.

    Thanks for taking the trouble to correct me and having done it in a kind way.

  245. Re:How To Help: Be an MD. Admit him to a hospital. by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

    Go read the fscking story, its all there.

    Otherwise STFU until you can say something usefull.

    Cheers, Gene

  246. Hang in there.. by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

    ..and get well soon! No rush of course! =) As a loyal Slacker, I must thank you for the many years of a solid distro. \m/

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  247. There vs their vs they're by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Yes I know the difference between the different forms, just happened to make a typo when deleting a large part of my comment and left the wrong "there". It's funny to see the grammar/spelling police get all excited.
    Hey I've been a scientist type geek my whole life - grammar has never been my forte, and no they don't teach it in med. school. I typically leave the proofreading up my wife and openoffice in my research papers.

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  248. Patrick's illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a sister in law that had a similar illness.
    At first she was diagnosed with everything from actinmycosis to blastomycosis and even cryptosporidium. It turned out to be Cryptococcus neoformens and it takes a sample of spinal fluid to get a really positive ID on the stuff. A treatment with injections of Amphotericin (spinal I believe)and then nearly a year of high doses of Diflocan finally got it under control. Supposedly some alternative treatments for Cryptococcus and Actinomycosis (and several other of the bacteria walking that line between yeast and bacteria have been very successful) using Beta 1, 3-D Glucan which is an immuno-stimulator soon to be banned by our wise FDA as it competes too well against expensive drugs that make lots of money for the pharmaceutical giants. It basically gets your immune system going hyperactive and ticked off at any invading organisms. Just some info that might... or might not prove helpful.

    Cheers,
    Karis Daniel

    1. Re:Patrick's illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should also mention that my intent was to point out a similar case and possible alternatives.

      I always question my doctors and had a mystery illness myself once. If a doctor is offended or condescending when asked questions I find another doctor, the really good ones are happy to answer questions.

      It was also misdiagnosed initially, but one of the nurses actually hit the correct diagnosis after I had queried about something with similar symptoms. I was not exactly correct, but my query gave the nurse the idea to check something that was similar.

      It never hurts to ask or question. Doctors are human and often overworked. Doing your own research is always worth the effort as long as the findings of that research are left to qualified doctors to consider.

      I never agree with self medication or diagnosis, though I do use a few supplements. Glucosamine and MSM has been a near miracle for chronic joint pain, but even that was run by my doctor.

      Find a doctor you really like and under whose care you actually get well and stick with them!

      Regards,
      Karis

    2. Re:Patrick's illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "really good ones are happy to answer questions"

      Nope. The really good doctors are complete assholes to people because they are good and don't NEED your business. Sad but true.

  249. Pat is currently at the Mayo Clinic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hi
    I know almost nothing about computers and was told about this website by his wife. Pat is one of my best friends and has been for many many years. I am posting this to let everyone know Pat is currently at the Mayo clinic and is undergoing a full battery of testing. At this point we (his friends and family) dont know anything more than that the doctors have admitted him, run many many tests, and he has an appointment to go over what they have found tomorrow the 19th.I wish I had more to tell you but at this time I don't. I am sure if he gets told hes going to be ok (even if after a long long treatment period) he will soon be posting to let everyone know the good news. If things go the other way(I am not a very religious person, but I am praying for Pat daily) I will try to post the occasional update on his condition for those who are interested.

    - His Friend Guy.

    using anonymous cause after this situation is over I will probably never post to this again so I've declined to create an account.

    Oh, just a few thoughts of mine - for those of you who have tried to post some helpful advice I personally thank you and apreciate your efforts. Its nice to see so many people do what they can to help out a person in need. Thanks again.

    -to those of you who have only posted critisisms about what he did before going to the doctor....thanks, your posts helped tons.-sarcasm if you hadnt guessed...freakin losers. Why don't you find something to do other than critisize someone asking for your help, what good does that do?

    Feel free to flame me as I am not very computer literate and realy don't care. I just care about my friend and his health.

    1. Re:Pat is currently at the Mayo Clinic.... by jlehtira · · Score: 1

      Oh, nevermind those who comment without reading the story (or, understanding it). "computer literate" doesn't imply "literate" here. We do care and are interested - I'll follow this thread for possible future posts.

      Thanks for the update. And best wishes for Slack-Pat :).

    2. Re:Pat is currently at the Mayo Clinic.... by manuellopez · · Score: 1

      Thanks for Your update , even overseas, in Spain, we know Pat , feels not good. We expect That slackware founder will improve this healh as soon as possible. sincerely

    3. Re:Pat is currently at the Mayo Clinic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks very much for the update! Please let us know more as soon as something changes! We slackers are really hoping Pat pulls through :(

      *love to Pat and his family and friends*

    4. Re:Pat is currently at the Mayo Clinic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you need is love Ta-Tada-Dadaaa... ...Love is all you need.

      And the rest you don't have to care about...

      Best, best wishes.

  250. Slackware by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    I am a user of Slackware and I have paid for the 4-CD set of Slackware 10.0 although I could download it - it is a very good distro and I reccomend it for *nix veterans and servers. I paid for it because I wanted to support the project and thank Patrick for this great software. Now I learn that Patrick is ill and I feel too nervous. If I was a doctor I would be willing to treat him for free but unfortunately I am just a Computer Science student. I am sure that the libre software community appreciates Slackware and, together with me, we all wish the best for Patrick.

  251. Wake-up people, you're being murdered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The United States government, and the US mafia, i.e. powerful groups in the US, have a long history of murdering anyone doing anything they perceive as harmful to their interests, anytime they think they can get away with it.

    I will go on record -- under the name "Anonymous Coward" -- as saying: I think something or someone very powerful does not like the free software movement.

    Here are some of the reasons.

    The powerful know how to control businesses and people whose actions are dictated by selfishly serving their self-interests. But the powerful have trouble controlling the free software movement, because it is community driven, and the selection of its leaders is out of their control.

    The powerful don't like what the free software does, which empowers not only the proletariat, but foreign nations and organizations they're not particularly fond of as well.

    When Hans Bakker and other free software community members died in an auto-accident this October, after they had dropped off Richard Stallman, I tried to raise the alarm, and got modded two "Funny" points as my reward: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=123832&cid=103 97295 . Please take a look at that post, in wich I ask

    >> How happy do you think the United States is
    >> that free software has given China and
    >> countries like it an operating system which is
    >> guaranteed free of any CIA / NSA backdoors?

    I wasn't the only one thinking along these lines at that time. A different "Anonymous Coward" asked "An honest 'conspiracy theory' question..." and was ignored: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=123832&thresho ld=-1&commentsort=0&tid=99&mode=thread&cid=1039567 3 .

    Trouble-makers of every stripe have an amazingly elevated risk of dying in plane crashes, of a heart-attack, or of a stroke at a young age. If you want insight into what techonology is being used to do it, look at http://www.geocities.com/mrmistermicko and http://www.datafilter.com/mc .

    Where possible, they may just try to channel you into "more productive" work (Linus Torvalds) or an MBA (Alan Cox). If that fails, or you're not susceptible to their subtle methods of persuasion, they will just kill you once they are annoyed enough.

    Take a look at how enemies of the Bush family, or their interests, have fared: http://witewillo.homestead.com/files/bushbodycount .htm When you find many of the documentation links don't work, the Internet Archive is your friend: http://www.archive.org/ . (Off-topic side note: The site that link was mirrored from has been suspiciously watered-down, with the links to supporting documentation completely removed. Also, it has been officially off-line since May of this year, just in time for the elections ... As the Church Lady (you KNOW she voted for Bush, one of his evangelical, theocracy craving base supporters) would say, "how CONVENIENT").

    For many these ideas won't just be too strange to accept, they are too strange to even rationally evaluate. And that is the problem. Large changes in world view, EVEN WHEN they are supported by the evidence, can only happen after the facts are examined over an extended period of time. I suggest you read my links on this technology occasionally over the next month, and then form an opinion.