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That reminds me of the Drug Dealers vs. Software Engineers joke!

Yes, but do they also block this CNN site?

TIA for the +5 Informative score which this comment will no doubt garner.

Doode, I just like hacked a I-Opener and stuff. Got the display going great in Windows98 for a while and even switched the keyboard for a Windows keyboard. Added a fan for the processor and a :Cue:Cat, it was dope!

Buy one of those Apple monitors and send it to me and I will hack it to work on your computer for $20.

I even got a 15w soldering iron, solder, liquid flux, a Dremel, solder wick, solder sucker and other lab stuff for this I-Opener thing, so I am really set to hardware hack just like a factory. But I ended up frying the USB and some other stuff, so I got free practice for you. If you want it send another $200 and will send it back with your monitor.

I don't want my info posted on /. bekuz I don't want the man shutting me down so you will have to look me up and work out the detailz. I promise to have it done in less than a couple of weeks or something.

Don't send cash, use PayPal an I will give you a discount later. Don't forget to add for shipping too, bekuz I have a low margin that is too low for the UPS truck to drive under. Lotsa big companies don't ecksplain that to people and rip them off really bad, but we are real honest since we are doing lots of business so people will trust us real good. So your money is safe. We even got a guarantee for it.

Sinserely,
ODK Team
WhitHatHardwareHackerz, Inc.

P.s., the old guy next door is in a movie and he lets us sleep over and drink all the time.

is a package that is currently beta, but will be release-quality soon, OpenXLS. The program is capable of reading and writing XLS formats, and has some extremely powerful scripting capabilities. RPMs as well as source are available.

Why has The Incredible Mr. Limpett story been swept under the rug? It was shameful that Hollywood participated in the mis/disinformation campaign, turning his documentry into a farce.

Why was his real underwater identity blotted out with that stupid, cheesy, hand drawn animation? For that matter, why didn't the NSA provide supercomputing graphics power for the movie in the same manner that JPL did for the Star Trek movies?

This is just another in the long line of attacks using DK as a patsy.

Shameful, just shameful!

I bet you don't answer this either.

thank you

• Officia l NASA press release
• Boeing's ISS page
• ISS teleconference
• NASA Spacelink
• CNN special feature
• Congress' ISS Authorization Act
• Zvezda statistics
• Discovery Channel coverage
• Unofficial ISS Users' Guide
• NASA press kit
• Yaho o! ISS directory

- vl

100,000 B.C.: Man domesticates the AIBO.

10,000 B.C.: Civilization begins when early farmers first learn to cultivate hot grits.

3000 B.C.: Sumerians develop a primitive cuneiform perl script.

2920 B.C.: A legendary flood sweeps Slashdot, filling up a Borland / Inprise story with hundreds of offtopic posts.

1750 B.C.: Hammurabi, a Mesopotamian king, codifies the first EULA.

490 B.C.: Greek city-states unite to defeat the Persians. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the Greeks "get it".

399 B.C.: Socrates is convicted of impiety. Despite the efforts of freesocrates.com, he is forced to kill himself by drinking hemlock.

336 B.C.: Fat-Time Charlie becomes King of Macedonia and conquers Persia.

4 B.C.: Following the Star (as in hot young actress) of Bethelem, wise men travel from far away to troll for baby Jesus.

A.D. 476: The Roman Empire BSODs.

A.D. 610: The Glorious MEEPT!! founds Islam after receiving a revelation from God. Following his disappearance from Slashdot in 632, a succession dispute results in the emergence of two troll factions: the Pythonni and the Perliites.

A.D. 800: Charlemagne conquers nearly all of Germany, only to be acquired by andover.net.

A.D. 874: Linus the Red discovers Iceland.

A.D. 1000: The epic of the Beowulf Cluster is written down. It is the first English epic poem.

A.D. 1095: Pope Bruce II calls for a crusade against the Turks when it is revealed they are violating the GPL. Later investigation reveals that Pope Bruce II had not yet contacted the Turks before calling for the crusade.

A.D. 1215: Bowing to pressure to open-source the British government, King John signs the Magna Carta, limiting the British monarchy's power. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

A.D. 1348: The ILOVEYOU virus kills over half the population of Europe. (The other half was not using Outlook.)

A.D. 1420: Johann Gutenberg invents the printing press. He is immediately sued by monks claiming that the technology will promote the copying of hand-transcribed books, thus violating the church's intellectual property.

A.D. 1429: Natalie Portman of Arc gathers an army of Slashdot trolls to do battle with the moderators. She is eventually tried as a heretic and stoned (as in petrified).

A.D. 1478: The Catholic Church partners with doubleclick.net to launch the Spanish Inquisition. A.D. 1492: Christopher Columbus arrives in what he believes to be "India", but which RMS informs him is actually "GNU/India".

A.D. 1508-12: Michaelengelo attempts to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling with ASCII art, only to have his plan thwarted by the "Lameness Filter."

A.D. 1517: Martin Luther nails his 95 Theses to the church door and is promptly moderated down to (-1, Flamebait).

A.D. 1553: "Bloody" Mary ascends the throne of England and begins an infamous crusade against Protestants. ESR eats his words.

A.D. 1588: The "IF I EVER MEET YOU, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" guy meets the Spanish Armada.

A.D. 1603: Tokugawa Ieyasu unites the feuding pancake-eating ninjas of Japan.

A.D. 1611: Mattel adds Galileo Galilei to its CyberPatrol block list for proposing that the Earth revolves around the sun.

A.D. 1688: In the so-called "Glorious Revolution", King James II is bloodlessly forced out of power and flees to France. ESR again triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

A.D. 1692: Anti-GIF hysteria in the New World comes to a head in the infamous "Salem GIF Trials", in which 20 alleged GIFs are burned at the stake. Later investigation reveals that mayn of the supposed GIFs were actually PNGs.

A.D. 1769: James Watt patents the one-click steam engine.

A.D. 1776: Trolls, angered by CmdrTaco's passage of the Moderation Act, rebel. After a several-year flame war, the trolls succeed in seceding from Slashdot and forming the United Coalition of Trolls.

A.D. 1789: The French Revolution begins with a distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack on the Bastille.

A.D. 1799: Attempts at discovering Egyptian hieroglyphs receive a major boost when Napoleon's troops discover the Rosetta stone. Sadly, the stone is quickly outlawed under the DMCA as an illegal means of circumventing encryption.

A.D. 1844: Samuel Morse invents Morse code. Cryptography export restrictions prevent the telegraph's use outside the U.S. and Canada.

A.D. 1853: United States Commodore Matthew C. Perry arrives in Japan and forces the xenophobic nation to open its doors to foreign trade. ESR triumphantly proclaims that Japan finally "gets it".

A.D. 1865: President Lincoln is 'bitchslapped.' The nation mourns.

A.D. 1901: Italian inventor Guglielmo Marcoli first demonstrates the radio. Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich immediately delivers to Marcoli a list of 335,435 suspected radio users.

A.D. 1911: Facing a break-up by the United States Supreme Court, Standard Oil Co. defends its "freedom to innovate" and proposes numerous rejected settlements. Slashbots mock the company as "Standa~1" and depict John D. Rockefeller as a member of the Borg.

A.D. 1929: V.A. Linux's stock drops over 200 dollars on "Black Tuesday", October 29th.

A.D. 1945: In the secret Manhattan Project, scientists working in Los Alamos, New Mexico, construct a nuclear bomb from Star Wars Legos.

A.D. 1948: Slashdot runs the infamous headline "DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN." Shamefaced, the site quickly retracts the story when numerous readers point out that it is not news for nerds, stuff that matters.

A.D. 1965: Jon Katz delivers his famous "I Have A Post-Hellmouth Dream" speech, which stated: "I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the geeks of former slaves and the geeks of former slave geeks will be able to sit down together at the table of geeks... I have a dream that my geek little geeks will one geek live in a nation where they will not be geeked by the geek of their geek but by the geek of their geek."

A.D. 1969: Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to set foot on the moon. His immortal words: "FIRST MOONWALK!!!"

A.D. 1970: Ohio National Guardsmen shoot four students at Kent State University for "Internet theft".

A.D. 1989: The United States invades Panama to capture renowned "hacker" Manual Noriega, who is suspected of writing the DeCSS utility.

A.D. 1990: West Germany and East Germany reunite after 45 years of separation. ESR triumphantly proclaims that Germany "gets it".

A.D. 1994: As years of apartheid rule finally end, Nelson Mandela is elected president of South Africa. ESR is sick, and sadly misses his chance to triumphantly proclaim that South Africa "gets it".

A.D. 1997: Slashdot reports that Scottish scientists have succeeded in cloning a female sheep named Dolly. Numerous readers complain that if they had wanted information on the latest sheep releases, they would have just gone to freshsheep.net

A.D. 1999: Miramax announces Don Knotts to play hacker Emmanuel Goldstein in upcoming movie "Takedown"

Yu Suzuki

http://www.cnet.com/news/0-1004-200-339.html

http://www.cnet.com/news/0-1004-200-339.html

Takedown!

Thank you.

http://cnn.com/2000/WORLD/technology/genome/i ndex.html

This was the first thing seen with the new device.

Thank you.

OpenDK is being used between Linux and AOL. Sort of the same kluge as using WINE for, well, anything.

Thank you.

I am glad, being the founder of OpenDK to see others spreading the word. We also have a new project: AudioDK. This hopes to be the cutting edge in AI sound.

Thank you.

the origonal OpenDK guy

Reason #1 is security, plain and simple.

The OpenDK project could massively affect our current ideas and models of computer security. In a few years, for better or for worse, there will be a revolution in computer security, and success or failure of the OpenDK project will partially determine whether this is for the good of the crackers or for the monolithic megacorporations.

You've forgotten to mention their refusal to run anything about OpenDK. Neglect of important community projects like these is unacceptable.

OS Math Master is the best package I've come across. I've run it on Solaris and Linux 2.0.36.

GamesDK

Thank you.

CNN Entertainment review of "Takedown"

Thank you.

DK and a fag like you could never even deck him.

Thank you.

OpenDK and as seen on CNN Entertainment

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OpenDK and as seen on CNN Entertainment

Thank you.

CNNin

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Is this what he really looks like?

Thank you.

MuppetDK is my favorite.

Thank you.

DK is the ultimate male.

Thank you.

FullMoonDK it is beautiful.

Thank you.

OpenDK the complete Velenti solution.

Thank you.

OpenDK

Thank you.

JackDK

Thank you.

Look at the URL! here's a hint : http://www.dorsai.org/~delchi/cnn.htm *ISNT* where the source code for anything is posted, and it's not where CNN posts their news.

Source:TransmetaDK

Thank you.

TrollWhackerDK

Thank you.

I think there selling OpenHDTV

thank you

NorthworstDK

Thank you.

Wake up and smell the death ray. The Martians began this by letting us land some junk on Mars in areas where they could control what our probes could "see". They also let some of the probes take pictures unobscured, as long as the pictures were grainy enough. They disguised the face in a pretty unconvincing way, when we sent a high res camera up.

Then, when we tried to drop probes into populated civilian areas, they shot the probes down. Later, when we tried to drop one with Linux inside, it happened to be aimed at a military reservation, so it was captured and studied. Obviously because bandwidth constraints made this the most efficient methid of grabbing a copy of the kernl.

In the meantime, they have been shooting our airliners down, first in the "death ray range" also known as the Nantuckett or Fags Head triangle, the Hubble telescope (the only manmade object to withstand the blasts, but showing signs of wear, as the coded comments of the shuttle astronauts document), then in California. California became a target when we began shooting Star Wars rockets from CA recently. But, as everybody familiar with the Philidelphia Experiment knows, the eastern USA is easier for Mars based energy weapons to hit. If you are too stupid to figure out why, I am not going to tell you.

Now, they are shooting down Russian space junk (since Russian stuff is junk before, during and after launch) just because they can.

Stop the FUD and launch an attack, you earth based, draft dodging cowards!

Wake up and smell the death ray. The Martians began this by letting us land some junk on Mars in areas where they could control what our probes could "see". They also let some of the probes take pictures unobscured, as long as the pictures were grainy enough. They disguised the face in a pretty unconvincing way, when we sent a high res camera up.

Then, when we tried to drop probes into populated civilian areas, they shot the probes down. Later, when we tried to drop one with Linux inside, it happened to be aimed at a military reservation, so it was captured and studied. Obviously because bandwidth constraints made this the most efficient methid of grabbing a copy of the kernl.

In the meantime, they have been shooting our airliners down, first in the "death ray range" also known as the Nantuckett or Fags Head triangle, the Hubble telescope (the only manmade object to withstand the blasts, but showing signs of wear, as the coded comments of the shuttle astronauts document), then in California. California became a target when we began shooting Star Wars rockets from CA recently. But, as everybody familiar with the Philidelphia Experiment knows, the eastern USA is easier for Mars based energy weapons to hit. If you are too stupid to figure out why, I am not going to tell you.

Now, they are shooting down Russian space junk (since Russian stuff is junk before, during and after launch) just because they can.

Stop the FUD and launch an attack, you earth based, draft dodging cowards!

NOT Uranis! CNN Entertainment

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FaceDK.gif is being covered up by the space agencies.

Thank you.

CNN Entertainment

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This works in most of the mainstream browsers (even IE): TrollPlugDK, opensource and customizeable.

Thank you.

JonKatzDK

Thank you.

Interesting demo holographicDK

Thank you.

This system uses holographicDK

Thank you.

hardDK

Thank you.

TrollDK

Thank you.

The one who always works in a link to http://www.dorsai.org/~delchi/cnn.htm. He does it several times a day, usually.

I was robbed!

Thank you.

PerlDK

Thank you.