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I think Lunix is exactly what he means.

"Jimbo, by the end of the thread that editor seems pretty well convinced that the rumor was baseless. Perhaps he or she will follow up on some leads for Wikinews? I'd be glad to see that curiosity put to constructive use. Perhaps a few encouraging words from you would help in that direction. DurovaCharge! 01:08, 30 July 2007 (UTC) "http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_ta lk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=prev&oldid=147960859

"How about WP:DENY? No matter how Signpost approaches it, coverage would either draw attention to the identity of a contributor who prefers to remain anonymous or expose some uninvolved and misidentified person to greater risk of harassment. DurovaCharge! 16:12, 29 July 2007 (UTC)"http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wi kipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/Newsroom/Suggestions&di ff=prev&oldid=147872212

"How about WP:DENY? No matter how Signpost approaches it, coverage would either draw attention to the identity of a contributor who prefers to remain anonymous or expose some uninvolved and misidentified person to greater risk of harassment. DurovaCharge! 16:12, 29 July 2007 (UTC)"

This picture depicts an Asian women lying propped up on her shoulders and head in a short bathtub, wearing a yellow mask and white knee high stockings. Her ass is sticking in the air and she is holding her feet with her hands.

A fountain of yellow/brown liquid is erupting from her anus and arcing down between her legs and into her own mouth. Smaller amounts of solid faeces is also smeared here and there. Her vagina is pixelated.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/98/T ubgirl.jpg

I don't know Ingo personally, but he doesn't seem to be the cocaine type.

What about Theo de Raadt? Bolivian marching powder or Asperger's syndrome?

Theo! HUGBOX NOW! Good Theo!

I don't know Ingo personally, but he doesn't seem to be the cocaine type.

What about Theo de Raadt? Bolivian marching powder or Asperger's syndrome?

Theo! HUGBOX NOW! Good Theo!

About the son, Alex :-)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Alex_Wuori

I was thinking the same thing. That news report ran like a freight train of potential internet memes. Also
"Destroy, Die, Attack", "7 different passwords and they got them all", "Gay sex pictures"

But how could you forget Hackers on Steroids?

The 'male victim' = Alex Wuori, the woman is his mother.

Docs. He only has himself to blame, believe me. He could have let this drop a LONG time ago, but since he's apparently an idiot with anger management issues and a hugely inflated sense of self-importance he's just kept on escalating it.

Motivational poster templates... that's what we're calling harassment now?

I suppose it's just un-American to think that we don't have a right to mob a citizen for fun and entertainment.

You missed one

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alex_wuori

LURK MOAR!

Wikipedia
Urban Dictionary
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Uncyclopedia

Enjoy!

The guy's name is Alex Wuori. He didn't troll anyone, he himself got trolled harder than anything and tried to get revenge on us. Fortunately, his resistance only makes Anonymous' penis harder.

Read more about the failure of a human specimen that is Alex Wuori:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Alex_Wuori

Uh oh, is Google broke again?
I can't tell you, for that would break rules 1 + 2. But if you look on http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ it might have a few relevant articles on 4Chan.

Here he is: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alex_wuori

Might change your opinion.

There is a place on the internet called 4chan. It is an imageboard, where you can post pictures of.. stuff. There is a lot of porn on it. There is a lot of very weird porn on it. There is a lot of funny pictures, and people modifying them to become even funnier. It's home to a lot of anonymous posters that enjoy poking fun at idiots on the internet.

You might learn more here:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:B_summa ry.jpg
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/4chan
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:4chan-v enn-diagram.png

If you think tubgirl, lemonparty and goatse is funny, this is where they came from. If you think lolcats and ORLY is funny, this is where it came from.

Also, the biggest crime you can commit is to ask for information, just like you did. You clearly need to lurk moar.

There is a place on the internet called 4chan. It is an imageboard, where you can post pictures of.. stuff. There is a lot of porn on it. There is a lot of very weird porn on it. There is a lot of funny pictures, and people modifying them to become even funnier. It's home to a lot of anonymous posters that enjoy poking fun at idiots on the internet.

You might learn more here:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:B_summa ry.jpg
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/4chan
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:4chan-v enn-diagram.png

If you think tubgirl, lemonparty and goatse is funny, this is where they came from. If you think lolcats and ORLY is funny, this is where it came from.

Also, the biggest crime you can commit is to ask for information, just like you did. You clearly need to lurk moar.

There is a place on the internet called 4chan. It is an imageboard, where you can post pictures of.. stuff. There is a lot of porn on it. There is a lot of very weird porn on it. There is a lot of funny pictures, and people modifying them to become even funnier. It's home to a lot of anonymous posters that enjoy poking fun at idiots on the internet.

You might learn more here:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:B_summa ry.jpg
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/4chan
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:4chan-v enn-diagram.png

If you think tubgirl, lemonparty and goatse is funny, this is where they came from. If you think lolcats and ORLY is funny, this is where it came from.

Also, the biggest crime you can commit is to ask for information, just like you did. You clearly need to lurk moar.

There is a place on the internet called 4chan. It is an imageboard, where you can post pictures of.. stuff. There is a lot of porn on it. There is a lot of very weird porn on it. There is a lot of funny pictures, and people modifying them to become even funnier. It's home to a lot of anonymous posters that enjoy poking fun at idiots on the internet.

You might learn more here:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:B_summa ry.jpg
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/4chan
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:4chan-v enn-diagram.png

If you think tubgirl, lemonparty and goatse is funny, this is where they came from. If you think lolcats and ORLY is funny, this is where it came from.

Also, the biggest crime you can commit is to ask for information, just like you did. You clearly need to lurk moar.

Their Harry Potter0 entry mentions that some have attempted to get the books banned because they present the occult in a positive light, and are not appropriate for Christian children. Not to worry says Conservatpedia, the Vatican says its A-OK:

In 2003, a Vatican representative said the books, "aren't serving as the banner for an anti-Christian theology.... I don't think there's anyone in this room who grew up without fairies, magic, and angels in their imaginary world."

That has a rather Romish aura to it, which should come as no surprise since Conservapedia was created by Andrew Schlafly, son of notable Catholic Theocon Phyllis Schlafly.

This is well and fine, but since Conservapedia states at the beginning of its home page that it is:

A conservative encyclopedia you can trust. The truth shall set you free.

and has used it connections to be promoted as a 'conservative' answer to Wikipedia in many publications, it's not going to sit well with the Evangelical Right to be told that contrary to what they've been taught, The Pope is not the horned beast of Revelations, but instead is the final word on what is or is not Christian.

Aside from their Satanic Ecumenicalist Agenda, Conservatpedia's content is so error laden, slanted, and generally so full of crap, many first time visitors think it is well crafted satire, and for good reasons.

Examples of Idiocy: How /. has become.

An articles devoted to Zonk.

Examples of Idiocy: How /. has become.

An articles devoted to Zonk.

Pro Click Zone

Pretty much, yeah. ;)

We'll be seeing him in internet court.

Many many many many children (people under the age of 18) don't consider the internet 'real life' see this article for reference.. IRL..

So cyberbullying basically is unchecked because the anonymity of the internet. Some 13 year old kid can basically act however he wants behind his screenname. This same individual can also act completely normal IRL society. I kind of think of it as a brain disorder myself.

Seriously, this is old news. I read this at least 100 years ago.

LOLLERSKATES!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:PoolCam Pic.jpg

Is that you, little /b/-tard?

On 7/12/06, a band of brothers from /b/, YTMND, SomethingAwful, GNAA, Encyclopedia Dramatica and myg0t took a vow. A vow to close the Habbo Hotel pool, for it was ridden with AIDS and diabeetus. It was later confirmed that the pool also had, in fact, stingrays. The brothers valiantly closed the pool, despite the outcrys from the habbofags, and the mods' banhammer. That vow was taken nearly a year ago. The AIDS is still there. It is time to honor the B&, to contain the AIDS... To close the pool.

WHAT: Reunion of The Great Habbo Raid of 7/12/06
WHEN: July 12th, 2007, 1700 EST (2200 GMT)
WHERE: Habbo US; Habbo UK
WHO: eBaumsworld and Hal Turner (If anyone asks, THEY DID IT, lol)
WHY: Pool's got AIDS!

More info:
Encyclopedia Dramatica
PoolsClosed.com

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Friends none.JPG

I've always liked the sound of go back your hugbox, aspie

I've been hosting http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ through my old job. They're going under and the server is falling apart.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Eng land#Political_Correctness_Gone_Mad

I think this pretty much sums up england being "politically correct"

Heh, reminded me of this.

And just for fun, this.

Following a covert infiltration of their Tel-Aviv headquarters by a crack team of elite GNAA agents, Zionist news organization CNN today publicly declassified top-secret information regarding the September 11 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center, information which was until now actively supressed by the Zionist Occupied Governments of the West. Thousands of jewish viewers across America choked on their evening halvah (muslim babies) as, in a primetime broadcast, Paula Zahn (herself a latent jew) was forced at dongpoint to reveal the awful truth behind the 9/11 attacks which the rest of the civilized (read: non-judaic) world has long suspected: Jews Did WTC.

Fast-forwarding past the 1080p CP on the greasy HD-DVD handed to them by bedpan, the CNN production team played back the devastating GNAA-compiled footage whilst Paula Zahn held back a rectal prolapse to present their findings. Irrefutable proof from highly credible sources (such as regarded public information portals jewsdidwtc.com & Encyclopedia Dramatica) was disclosed in order to finally put an end to the debate. In the interests of equal representation, a token jew was present for the post-footage discussion, together with a panel of gay niggers.

In the unlikely event that you missed this historic broadcast, it has been archived at JewTube.

Want to know more? See the proof for yourself @ http://www.jewsdidwtc.com and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

About CNN:

Trolled

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gn

Following a covert infiltration of their Tel-Aviv headquarters by a crack team of elite GNAA agents, Zionist news organization CNN today publicly declassified top-secret information regarding the September 11 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center, information which was until now actively supressed by the Zionist Occupied Governments of the West. Thousands of jewish viewers across America choked on their evening halvah (muslim babies) as, in a primetime broadcast, Paula Zahn (herself a latent jew) was forced at dongpoint to reveal the awful truth behind the 9/11 attacks which the rest of the civilized (read: non-judaic) world has long suspected: Jews Did WTC.

Fast-forwarding past the 1080p CP on the greasy HD-DVD handed to them by bedpan, the CNN production team played back the devastating GNAA-compiled footage whilst Paula Zahn held back a rectal prolapse to present their findings. Irrefutable proof from highly credible sources (such as regarded public information portals jewsdidwtc.com & Encyclopedia Dramatica) was disclosed in order to finally put an end to the debate. In the interests of equal representation, a token jew was present for the post-footage discussion, together with a panel of gay niggers.

In the unlikely event that you missed this historic broadcast, it has been archived at JewTube.

Want to know more? See the proof for yourself @ http://www.jewsdidwtc.com and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

About CNN:

Trolled

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

Are you a Member of the GNAA If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then you should go find a cliff or a bridge somewhere, then take your entire fucktarded family. Have all of them jump off to their deaths and after that jump to yours. Otherwise the GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for so you can do just that!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
• Fourth, find some way for you and your entire fucktarded family to commit suicide together.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit

here's another humorous writeup

pity that pity's the only way linux weenies ever get sex.

Hurray for Kittens

Slashdotting = HTTP request flooding which is a legitimate DoS tactic, albeit a relatively shitty one which only works with a large pool of attacking IPs and a target too stupid to set up mod_evasive or suchlike. It gets used more frequently than you might suppose because it's relatively easy for the non-technical to do, just throw up a page based on the LAD vampire script on some free host then get people to visit it. This tactic was recently used to hilarious effect against crazy racist Hal Turner.

Safety is only one part of the Li-ion chemistry equation

Jesus Christ, it's a Li-ion. Get it in the car!

( http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Lio n )

Good thing I didn't read this before seeing the above.

For people wondering: Rules of Internet
That has rule 34 written all over.

Shit like this is the reason why no one will ever take free software seriously.

While OSS developers generate drama like 16 year-old girls, Microsoft sells a shrink-wrapped box that contains software with passable functionality.

In the specific case of drivers, there is no compelling reason, outside of gratuitous zealotry, for the OSS community to use anything other that a PD license. As a metaphor, consider an English language grammar: the grammar provides a service similar to a device driver; it provides the ability to coherently communicate with a given protocol. If I, as a linguist, were to publish a grammar that featured new constructions as they came into vogue, I should do everything within my power to publicly shame those who use the constructions that I documented, were they to run afoul of my license's pedantic terms, under the arguments used in the pissing contests of current day OSS flamewars.

Clearly, this must be rejected as it is clearly not a tenable framework to run a civil common green. A simple reference would suffice to give proper attribution as a professional courtesy. Additionally, it is not the end of the world if it is not included. As someone passing off _A Tale of Two Cities_ as their own work would likely become the laughing-stock of the literary community and be taken as seriously as a cos-play-dressed transvestite walking around outside of the convention amongst the general public, someone claiming original authorship of entire software works that are the works of others will quickly be born out to be frauds with the help of Google Code Search or lxr. --jbs

Rule 1 = "Do not talk about /b/." Which is indeed a fight club reference, because that's also rule 2.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rul es_Of_The_Internet

More than that it's practical advice, because the chans quite frequently raid forums / online games etc 'for the lulz' and do so under false colours to try and deflect legal / DDoS repercursions. Ebaumsworld are usually used, because they suck, they steal our memes and jews did 9/11.

This page seems to be able to freeze Opera 9.10 and Firefox 1.5.0.9 on XP SP2.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/PNG

It's contains a 379KB 10000 x 10000 x 32bit PNG file, so it will end up being 400,000,000 bytes when it decompresses into a bitmap.

IE 6.0 seems to handle it quite well, guess all those Windows Updates have paid off.

try Inklink: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Ink Link

Oh yeah, Furries, that's safe for the kids and leads to completely normal balanced lifestyle.